1 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,786 ** 2 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:02,663 Thank you, everybody! Hello. 3 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,534 JEREMY: Thank you. 4 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,503 Thank you so much! 5 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,144 Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much. 6 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,811 This is The Grand Tour, 7 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,980 and this week... we've come home! 8 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,619 We're back! We're back in Britain. 9 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,224 We're actually in Yorkshire, which is... 10 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,526 -There you go. 11 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,028 Which is where all three of us grew up. 12 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,965 -Specifically-- Yeah, specifically... -MAN: Whitby! 13 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:41,635 We're in the fishing port of Whitby. There it is. 14 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:48,309 Now, Whitby, of course, is famous all around the world 15 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:51,011 for its unbelievable fish and chips. 16 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:53,214 JAMES: With scraps. 17 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,748 You what? 18 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,717 Fish and chips with scraps. You get scraps. 19 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,453 Little bits of batter that stay in the bottom of the fryer. 20 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,988 -Yeah, scraps. -No, they're bits. 21 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,191 -Fish and chips with bits. -No, it's scraps. 22 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,861 -It is bits! Bits! 23 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:09,963 Right, hands up for bits. 24 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,765 RICHARD: Wrong! JEREMY: Scraps? 25 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,636 -See, it's scraps. -Don't argue with me. 26 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,806 Because I was born in Yorkshire. 27 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:22,643 Every single one of my family back to the 17th century's from Yorkshire. 28 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,678 I'm the most Yorkshire person in the world. 29 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,881 You know, it's funny, cos you can't tell. You really wouldn't know. 30 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:31,585 -Yorkshire people are famous for speaking their mind. 31 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,754 -And when you... We... 32 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,290 We never know what you're thinking. It's just... 33 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,958 What am I thinking now? 34 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,493 You're thinking you're brilliant 35 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,295 and I'm an irritating little short-arse. 36 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,665 -Yeah, it's just... 37 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,134 -It's incredible! -Yeah, I'm psychic, mate. 38 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:50,338 Other things Yorkshire's famous for: cricket. That's not interesting. 39 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:53,874 Ooh, and then there was a TV show called Last Of The Summer Wine, 40 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:57,911 which was about three very badly dressed old men 41 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,513 who fell over, 42 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,615 and everything they ever did went wrong. 43 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,252 -It was rubbish. RICHARD: Yeah, terrible. 44 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,919 I don't know why that took off. 45 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,488 Erm... Carmaking? 46 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,889 Well, let's put it this way. 47 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,624 It's not exactly the Detroit of the British Isles. 48 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,460 -No, it's not. 49 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,796 But there is a lot of motoring-related stuff here this week, 50 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,098 because we're in town. 51 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,836 So, let's get on with the show. 52 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,372 Yes, let's. 53 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,509 We begin in Victorian times, 54 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,978 when James May was a little old lady. 55 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,749 You see, back then, gentlemen of means-- 56 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,586 -Rich people in tweed suits. -Yes, rich people in tweed suits 57 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:41,889 would take what was known as the Grand Tour. 58 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,891 They'd go off to France or Italy, 59 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,060 and they'd spend a few months learning about culture 60 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,729 and wine and music. 61 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,299 Nowadays, of course, everybody goes to Magaluf 62 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,967 and learns about beer and vomit and chlamydia. 63 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,303 JAMES: Yeah. 64 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,738 Now, we think this is a real shame, 65 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,607 so Jeremy and I went off to Italy 66 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:03,311 to do our own modern take on the Grand Tour. 67 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,546 A wonderful, inspirational journey 68 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,915 that not only gave its name to this show, 69 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:11,018 but also to 1,000 GT cars: 70 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,520 grand tourers. 71 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:21,862 JEREMY: Our start point was the Tuscan hilltop city of Siena. 72 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:29,136 Home to the most exciting horse race in the world: 73 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,038 the Palio. 74 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:42,850 Look at that! Wow! 75 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,555 It was the beginning of what would be a very fabulous 76 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,457 and very cultured journey. 77 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:54,462 We'd visit the magnificent cities of Florence 78 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,163 and Bologna and Verona 79 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,131 on our way to the finishing point 80 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:01,735 in the most magnificent city of them all: 81 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,003 Venice. 82 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,873 The cars we'd be driving were fabulous, too. 83 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,777 James had chosen the Rolls-Royce Dawn, 84 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:13,547 a new two-door, drop-head version of the Ghost. 85 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,385 And I'd be in the DB11, 86 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,086 the latest in a long line 87 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:23,457 of elegant and beautiful Aston Martin grand tourers. 88 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,561 Even its door mirrors are beautiful. 89 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,463 Its wheels are beautiful. 90 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,898 This is... 91 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:34,402 This is one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen. 92 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,703 JAMES: Shame it's brown. 93 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,406 -It isn't brown! -Yes, it is. 94 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,641 It isn't brown! It's Sunset Orange. 95 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,411 It's not brown in the way that my car is green. 96 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,745 It's brown. 97 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,481 Your car is a convertible BMW 7 Series. 98 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,682 JAMES: No, it isn't. 99 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,651 JEREMY: But is it a 7 Series underneath? 100 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,620 -Bits of the floor panel. -There you go. 101 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,789 £265,000 for a convertible 7 Series. 102 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:56,924 It isn't! 103 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,526 If you're going to drive across Italy, 104 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,528 which we're going to do, taking in some culture... 105 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,095 -Mm-hm. -...that's what you need. 106 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,897 -It isn't brown! 107 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,668 -It's brown! -Look, let's not bicker. 108 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:11,271 Actually, on this occasion, let's get on. 109 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:12,773 We are both going to drive across 110 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,809 what is, I think, our favourite country in the world, 111 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,646 enjoy some culture, enjoy some fine wine, 112 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,347 some food, some art, some... 113 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,523 -Sorry I'm late. 114 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,191 We didn't know you were coming. 115 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,493 We rather hoped you weren't. 116 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,162 Well, I am, and look at the car I've brought. 117 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,599 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat. 118 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,801 707 American horsepower, 119 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,671 and enough torque to pull that old building down. 120 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,006 JAMES: Just... That "old building" is a... 121 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,274 Oh, well, never mind. 122 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,811 Hammond, Tuscany, not really the home of the muscle car. 123 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:55,483 Yeah, you see, I was worried you two were gonna be all boring and serious. 124 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,851 And I am here to make sure this trip is fun 125 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,920 because don't tell me the original Grand Tour wasn't fun. 126 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,756 It was like an 18th century Cannonball Run, 127 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,192 only with old-fashioned morphine instead of cocaine. 128 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,627 This is gonna be brilliant. 129 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,061 What's with your advertising? 130 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,564 Well, because the Americans used to do the Grand Tour, 131 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,566 and they used to get sponsors to help cover the costs, 132 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,034 so I've got myself some sponsorship. 133 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,169 JEREMY: What, Bobby's... What is a grit? 134 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,738 That's a... It's a... 135 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,673 a bit left over after coffee or potatoes? 136 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,509 -I don't know. -Well, it's there. 137 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,010 "Rodeo Lube 'N' Tune." 138 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,613 RICHARD: "Lube 'N' Tune." Yep, look at that. 139 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,715 The things is, people will look at me in that 140 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,717 and know I am on a Grand Tour. 141 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,952 You, they'll think, "What are these two old farts doing?" 142 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:34,021 JEREMY: Seriously-- -You have made no effort. 143 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,123 You haven't got into the mood for this. 144 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,759 Art, music, culture. 145 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,327 JAMES: Refinement. JEREMY: Yes. 146 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,730 JEREMY: Is this something to do with you? 147 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,231 RICHARD: Yes. Yes, they're here. 148 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,534 These are my spare tyres. 149 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,368 Because on a trip like this, 150 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,938 in a car with that much power and that much torque, 151 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,540 I am gonna get through some tyres. 152 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,807 -Tree. -Yeah. 153 00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:00,581 That lot was not gonna fit in the boot, or trunk, was it? 154 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,751 That is luxury! That is grand touring. 155 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:08,589 JEREMY: Reluctantly, we agreed to let our vulgar colleague tag along. 156 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,077 Ha-ha! 157 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,213 Hammond, you're deliberately making an irritating noise. 158 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,447 Please stop it. 159 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,083 I am, yeah. 160 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:45,192 I will freely admit that Hammond's Dodge Hellcat is a remarkable car. 161 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:52,299 It would be perfect if we were at a tractor pull in Milwaukee. 162 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,335 But we're not. We're here. 163 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,204 And here in Tuscany... 164 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,840 ...you need one of these. 165 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:17,057 This is the all-new replacement for the DB9, 166 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:20,728 and it is the perfect car for the job. 167 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,497 It even comes with three running modes. 168 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:27,300 You've got Sport, Sport Plus, 169 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,102 and the one I'm gonna use. 170 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,139 GT. 171 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,674 Grand Touring. 172 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:40,648 Up front, there's a 5.2 litre, twin-turbocharged V12 173 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:44,051 which produces 600 horsepower. 174 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,654 And they are smooth horsepower. 175 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,658 Dreamy horsepower. 176 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:58,198 In the fullness of time, you'll be able to buy a cheaper version of this car 177 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,101 with an AMG V8. 178 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:04,037 It's all part of a deal that Aston have done with Mercedes, 179 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,139 and you can see evidence of the deal already. 180 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,876 This has got Mercedes switchgear, Mercedes electronics. 181 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111 It's even got Mercedes sat-nav. 182 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,948 And I've got to say... 183 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,349 Aston Martin and Mercedes, 184 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,987 that is the best Anglo-German marriage 185 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,790 since Queen Victoria married Albert. 186 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,526 James, though, disagreed. 187 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,830 Actually, this is the best Anglo-German marriage. 188 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,170 It's perfect, in fact, because it has all the things 189 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,207 that we like to think of as being Britishness in a car. 190 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,910 The sense that it was made by men in aprons, 191 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:46,546 that there are craft skills and traditional materials involved. 192 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,116 But then you've got the Germans there, with their hi-tech 193 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,752 and their manufacturing efficiency. 194 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,022 It's absolutely wonderful. 195 00:10:56,690 --> 00:11:00,293 It's... It's very serene. 196 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,830 There are a lot of numbers I could quote on this car. 197 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,798 You know, the usual: top speed, power, 0-60. 198 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,734 All that sort of irrelevant rubbish. 199 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:11,438 But I'm not going to, because that would be, frankly, uncouth. 200 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,308 Oh, talking of uncouth... 201 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:21,749 I'll admit, this is not a quiet car. 202 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,590 You've got that big bass rumble and roar 203 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,393 from the 6.2 litre V8 HEMI. 204 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:37,330 And over the top, that shrill, manic whine of the supercharger. 205 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,434 Neither is it a particularly economical one. 206 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:45,873 At full chat, it'll chew through its 18.5-gallon fuel tank 207 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,808 in just 13 minutes. 208 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:53,814 And, in fact, it needs so much air to mix with all that petrol it's drinking, 209 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,083 they had to remove one of the headlights 210 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,351 and replace it with a ram-air intake 211 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,320 to feed air to the engine. 212 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,956 So they swapped its eye for a nostril. 213 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,496 The upside of all this, however, 214 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,333 is that it's extremely fast. 215 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,170 It'll do the standing quarter faster than a Porsche 911 GT3, 216 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,306 but it costs, what, £50,000? 217 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,876 You could have five of these for one of James May's Rolls-Royces. 218 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,646 Oh, hello. This looks like a tunnel opportunity. 219 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,518 JAMES: Stop doing that! 220 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,690 JAMES: That is a genuinely horrible noise that Hammond's car's making, 221 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,827 and he just keeps doing it. 222 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:44,898 He keeps stamping one pedal, then stamping the other one, in his binary style. 223 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,540 Sadly, the engine noise wasn't the only irritation. 224 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,545 Is this just going to be a tour of Italy's petrol stations? 225 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,281 Well, it depends how far apart they are, doesn't it, really? 226 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,851 Look at it this way, think of the snacking opportunities. 227 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,853 You've come to Italy for food. 228 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,154 Yeah, but not crisps. 229 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,356 No, not crisps and hideous sausages from America. 230 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,992 You don't know. It'll be different in different petrol stations. 231 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,693 -It won't. -It will. 232 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,628 Are there any Renaissance petrol stations we could visit? Baroque? 233 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,431 No. Nor are there any Renaissance sausage rolls in there. 234 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,499 JAMES: For God's sake. 235 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,001 Having filled up his car, 236 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,371 and himself, we were back on the road. 237 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,877 A quick situation update. 238 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,511 I'm driving through sunny It-- 239 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,181 -Shut up! 240 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,484 Bad news, James. I'm afraid there's a tunnel coming up. 241 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,186 Are you ready? Are you ready? 242 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,388 Don't do it, Hammond. Just relax. Enjoy a bit of quiet. 243 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,559 JAMES: Stop it! 244 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,063 You have got to love that! 245 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:55,735 JEREMY: Soon, we arrived in the Renaissance city of Florence, 246 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:59,372 a traditional stopping point on the Grand Tour of old. 247 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,143 Architecture. 248 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,980 Opera di Firenze. This is what we're here for. 249 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,049 This is why we're here. 250 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,384 Best of all, though, 251 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:15,722 James and I had managed to lose Hammond. 252 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:19,292 JEREMY: He's really offending you, isn't he, with his Dodge? 253 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,361 Honestly, I wouldn't say this lightly, 254 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,264 but I have developed a genuine, deep, 255 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,967 deep, heartfelt hatred for that thing. 256 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:31,939 I can tell. You're going to go like Inspector Dreyfus in the Pink Panther films soon. 257 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,740 You're not wrong. I've developed a twitch. 258 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,977 When he comes near me and I'm waiting for that stupid noise it makes, 259 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,478 my eye starts quivering. 260 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,613 It's like somebody constantly being sick on you 261 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,316 while you're trying to read a nice book. 262 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,520 JAMES: As we were on our own, 263 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,356 Jeremy and I decided to head for 264 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,291 the renowned Uffizi Gallery... 265 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,028 where we would enjoy a bit of peace and quiet 266 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,297 as we appreciated its treasures. 267 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,481 Who's hungry? Cos it's doughnut time! 268 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:15,983 Yeah! 269 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,186 You can have that one! 270 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,354 Put sprinkles on that! 271 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,524 Party on the hill in... wherever we are. Italy. 272 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,993 Ya-ha! 273 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,729 Finally bringing some life into this place! 274 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,236 JEREMY: After Hammond had fitted some new tyres... 275 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:43,176 ...James and I abandoned our visit to the Uffizi... 276 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,113 and escorted him out of town. 277 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,381 Hammond, we could see the smoke from your tyres 278 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,218 from the other side of the city. 279 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,619 RICHARD: I know! I know! 280 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,455 Nobody in history has ever, 281 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,291 ever doughnuted an Aston Martin. 282 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,361 Yeah, they're not young buyers, are they? 283 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,064 JEREMY: No, they're refined and cultured. 284 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:10,037 I envy you, Hammond, cos you get to look at my Aston Martin. 285 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:14,041 -Yeah, but there's a big problem with it visually. 286 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,842 It's brown! 287 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:20,047 Sunburst Orange is what it is. 288 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,715 RICHARD: Jeremy, I shouldn't worry. We all know the expression. 289 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,052 Brown sky at night, shepherd's delight. 290 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,755 That bloke's been done for that theft, you know? 291 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,157 They caught him brown-handed. 292 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,858 I'm starting to imagine 293 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:37,064 what Richard Hammond would look like without a head... or skin. 294 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,433 Once Hammond had finished rubbishing the Aston's colour, 295 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,136 he started to challenge its performance. 296 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:49,742 Hammond is driving along behind me now like he wants to get past. 297 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,080 Stupid boy. 298 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,817 What is the top speed of that car of yours? 299 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,320 199 miles an hour. 300 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:05,392 Exactly. This will do 200, so back off. 301 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,461 Well, yes, but it's 100 grand more. 302 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,630 That's a very expensive mile an hour. 303 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,835 JEREMY: Rather than get into a pointless war of words, 304 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,771 I decided to put Hammond in his place 305 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,174 and invited him to pull over here... 306 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,444 ...at the Mugello race track. 307 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:31,251 Why have you brought me to this not-at-all cultural place? 308 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:35,522 Because I want to teach him a lesson about what real speed is. 309 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,657 But he's got over 700 horsepower. 310 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,426 Yes, I know, but you remember Jaws: 311 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,860 big metal teeth, huge man? 312 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,563 James Bond simply threw him through a window, 313 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,732 and that's what I'm gonna do to him. 314 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:49,169 -Do you mind if I don't take part in this? 315 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,470 I'll do it. 316 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,377 JEREMY: So, as Hammond had some new tyres fitted... 317 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:01,581 again, I took to the track for some sighting laps. 318 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,621 Now, let's get one thing straight from the start. 319 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:14,694 Aston Martins are not really designed to do track work. 320 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,830 They're designed to look good, and that's it. 321 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,369 Yes, the chassis on this, the DB11, 322 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,071 was developed by a former Lotus engineer, 323 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,506 but they actually told him 324 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,842 to tune it more for comfort than handling. 325 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,546 That being said, 326 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:38,718 this has an aluminium chassis and some aero trickery. 327 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,390 Air is sucked into holes behind the rear windows 328 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:48,195 and then shot out of a vent on the boot lid, 329 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,230 giving me a sort of air rear wing. 330 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,735 Giving me grip... a lot of grip. 331 00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,440 And the traction control is simply astonishing. 332 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,876 In most cars, it's like somebody hitting you on the head with a hammer, 333 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,345 but in this, it's just going, 334 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,648 "Erm... Hang on, hang on, hang on." There you go. 335 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,286 Bloody hellfire! This is very, very good. 336 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:20,227 Certainly it's good enough to be able to totally destroy 337 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,429 Hammond's idiotic Dodge. 338 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,468 This does not have a magnesium roof, 339 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,603 carbon-fibre prop shaft. 340 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,072 The engine isn't made from aluminium, it's made from cast iron. 341 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:36,243 And you get the impression they'd have made it from stone if they could. 342 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:41,548 What it does have is vast reserves of power, 343 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,116 and even vaster reserves of character. 344 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,752 This thing is just hilarious. 345 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,528 Look at him in his little brown Aston, 346 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,331 being all in control, and just not having fun, is he? 347 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,832 I mean, what's the point? 348 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,504 JEREMY: Showboating. Probably thinks I can't. 349 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,640 Well, I'm sorry, Hammond, this is a 600 horsepower, 350 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,476 rear-wheel drive Aston Martin. 351 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,280 So I turned the traction control off, 352 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,382 and all hell broke loose. 353 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,465 It will do this all day. 354 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,236 JEREMY: Meanwhile... 355 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,508 JAMES: One of the purposes of the original Grand Tour 356 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,876 wasn't just to look at things and learn about things. 357 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,479 It was also to enhance your capabilities. 358 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,448 You would learn to do things. 359 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,050 You might do... I don't know, writing sonnets, 360 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,421 playing musical instruments, regional cooking, maybe. 361 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,689 I'm having a go at watercolour painting. 362 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,925 -It's absolutely delightful. 363 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,328 Apart from my reverie is occasionally interrupted 364 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:05,332 by the... disgusting bellow of Hammond's muscle car. 365 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,970 JEREMY: Mr. Hammond appears to have organised a helicopter 366 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,472 to record the event. 367 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,577 Ha-ha, Clarkson! Get past me now! 368 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,813 Smokescreen you. 369 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,719 What a moron you are, Hammond! 370 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,622 Get out of my way! 371 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:36,062 This is not a particularly cultural thing to do... 372 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,664 but it is very good fun. 373 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:49,776 Even though Hammond and I were having a big smoky riot, 374 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,544 we'd learned nothing at all. 375 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,881 So we decided to get scientific 376 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,418 and do a proper timed flying lap. 377 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,531 This matters. 378 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,833 This is for Britain. This is for Europe. 379 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,403 RICHARD: No silly business. 380 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,871 Let's just get round this as fast as we can. 381 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,480 JEREMY: With the flying lap completed, 382 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,649 we met to compare times. 383 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,053 -Go on, then. -All right, then. Two... 384 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,822 -Yes. -Yes. 385 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,024 18 seconds... 386 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,060 What are you? 387 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:44,296 18. B-But... 388 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:47,133 -No. Two minutes 18... 389 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,435 Ooh! 390 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,936 ...point 79. 391 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,871 Oh, thank God for that. 392 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,873 I'm... It's crushing. Three-five. 393 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,009 Well, it's hardly crushing, is it? 394 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,211 -No, cos that's... -I don't know why you accepted the challenge. 395 00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:03,149 It's less then half a second for your extra 100 grand. 396 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,453 Well, hardly a big gloat, is it? 397 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:12,859 It's £100,000 for half a second and 1mph top speed. 398 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:18,197 240 years of independence and that's the best they can do. 399 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:21,534 JEREMY: As Hammond cheered himself up with some doughnuts... 400 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,904 ...and then another set of tyres... 401 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,742 ...I went to join James. 402 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,914 JEREMY: Oh, shit. 403 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,626 JEREMY: Agh! 404 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:49,496 -Did you beat him, by the way? -Yeah. 405 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:50,997 Good man. 406 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,836 JEREMY: As the sun slipped behind the Tuscan hills, 407 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,972 we spent an enjoyable hour or so painting. 408 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,109 But then... 409 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,382 Ooh. 410 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:11,884 What are you doing? 411 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,754 I'm defusing a bomb, Hammond. What do you think I'm doing? 412 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,188 JAMES: I'm baking a cake. 413 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,925 -It looks like you're painting. -We are painting. 414 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:22,394 JEREMY: Hammond then decided he'd like to have a go as well. 415 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,539 RICHARD: Right. 416 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,006 That one. 417 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,143 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 418 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,849 JEREMY: Soon, our art was finished. 419 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,219 I think I've rushed mine. 420 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,890 Still, could be worse. 421 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,060 It was difficult, before I saw this, 422 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,664 to imagine anything more hideous than the actual car. 423 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,599 But you've done it, Hammond. 424 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:04,003 It's the way that you've managed to eradicate any sense of place. 425 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,572 Yeah, I know. 426 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,279 Your twitch! He's twitching! 427 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,148 Even when he looks at the picture of your car, 428 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:18,585 he's actually twitching! 429 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,590 All of the work... 430 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,593 All of the work that Rolls-Royce put into that Dawn 431 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:30,429 to make it quiet and refined and sublime, and all those things you'd expect, 432 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:34,500 it all counts for absolutely nothing if it's anywhere near your Dodge, 433 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:36,703 because that's all you can hear. 434 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:38,871 Do you know something about that Hellcat? 435 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,940 OK, I've done some research into it. 436 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,943 The Hellcat is based on the old Chrysler 300C. 437 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,377 Underneath, it's the same car. 438 00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:50,750 And the 300C, underneath, is a 1990s Mercedes E-Class. 439 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,652 So what Dodge has done with that thing, 440 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:57,123 if they put 700 horsepower in a 20-year-old taxi... 441 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,190 that's what it is. 442 00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:02,795 Anyway, if you want to listen to two old men 443 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:07,399 dribble on about music and opera whilst I have fun, 444 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,501 there'll be more of that later on. 445 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:11,971 But now it's time for us to check our mirrors 446 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:15,708 and make a smooth left into Conversation Street. 447 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,351 It is. 448 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,319 Now... I have to say, 449 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:30,657 James was very, very excited about coming to Whitby, 450 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:34,426 because he'd heard that it's the centre of the British jet industry. 451 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,428 He was very much looking forward to spending 452 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,430 a couple of days looking at old drawings of Concord, 453 00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:42,468 but then he discovered that Whitby jet is actually this. 454 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:44,837 It looks like coal. 455 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,038 -It is coal. 456 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,707 Thing is, though, they've worked out... 457 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,141 Obviouasly, you can't burn coal any more 458 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,811 because Al Gore goes nuts and a polar bear falls over, 459 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:55,948 so they polish it up and then say it's precious. 460 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,985 That's interesting, this, cos I've got the blurb here 461 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:02,922 from Whitby's oldest retailer of the stuff, and it says, 462 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,725 "Unlike other gemstones, 463 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:09,161 jet is actually fossilised wood." 464 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:12,699 Yes, because unlike other gemstones, it's coal. 465 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,533 -Yeah, but... 466 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,102 -But it's... 467 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,905 Unlike other gemstones, Hammond, it's a lot cheaper. 468 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,140 -Well, yes, it would be. 469 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:24,210 Well, seriously, you can get a jet ring, look, for 32 quid. 470 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,612 You get a sack of it for ten quid. It's coal! 471 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:27,980 -Thing is, though... 472 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:29,381 We were thinking the other day, 473 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,819 you know carmakers now they use bamboo, ash, walnut 474 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:34,987 and carbon fibre to decorate bits of a car? 475 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,323 -Exactly. 476 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,726 Anybody would like to have some jet in their car. 477 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:42,228 Actually, we've been doing a little bit of experimenting, Hammond. 478 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:46,733 I've made a prototype. This is a gearstick with a jet knob... 479 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,401 ...on the top. It's brilliant. 480 00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:52,071 I mean, it's not polished yet, but you change gear. 481 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,273 It does make your hand a bit dirty. 482 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,608 But, no, that's a handy reminder. It is. 483 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,745 Exactly. No, you're absolutely right 'cause you know, 484 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,379 sometimes you drive an unfamiliar car, you're on the motorway 485 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:02,782 and you think, "Oh, did I change into sixth? 486 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,384 -Yeah, I did." 487 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:08,354 Here's some conversation... for Conversation Street. 488 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:11,423 Erm... Bad news. There is a problem right now in this country. 489 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:14,961 Not enough people are learning to drive. Seriously. 490 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:19,999 In 2007, just over 16,000 driving tests were conducted. 491 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:23,602 Last year, that had dropped to 4,650. 492 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:27,774 That is a true fact. In less than ten years, 16,000 down to 4,000. 493 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:28,941 And I know why. 494 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:30,442 It's because kids leave school these days, 495 00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:33,079 they've no idea who Hitler was, they can't add up. 496 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,781 They just know cars are bad. 497 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,850 That's all they learn: cars are bad, cars are bad, cars are bad. 498 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:39,819 Then, when they do get out of school, after what-- 499 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,220 after school's finished, 500 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:44,290 they go around and see speed cameras, traffic jams, 501 00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:47,493 signs saying "Please don't overtake cyclists" and think, "What's the point?" 502 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,262 "No point learning to drive. I might as well just use Uber." 503 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:51,964 Exactly. If I were a carmaker, 504 00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:54,801 I would be fighting like a Kilkenny cat 505 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,069 to make sure every car I made 506 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,205 was as interesting and as amazing as possible. 507 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:02,041 But instead... Renault, they give us the KADJAR. 508 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:03,810 -How many children... 509 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:06,946 How many children will say, "If I work really hard and do my homework, 510 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:09,515 one day, maybe, I can have a KADJAR"? 511 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,918 RICHARD: Cos that's the car they grow up seeing. 512 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:13,252 Worse still, Nissan Juke. 513 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,155 -You really hate the Juke. -No, I hate it. 514 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,057 -No, he genuinely hates... -No, I hate... 515 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:21,894 I object to it existing. It shouldn't exist. I loathe it. 516 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,330 On the motorway, you see them with their stupid, 517 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,432 like, double bug eyes. 518 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:27,733 Smug little... 519 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,969 If I see one, I'm mad. I can't help myself. 520 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,838 And it's cruel, and I'm sorry if you're in one. 521 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:32,905 But I do, I see them. 522 00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:33,973 "I hate..." 523 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:39,011 JEREMY: He does. I was driving along with him the other day... 524 00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:40,880 I was busy telling him a story, 525 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:41,881 and he was looking out the window going, 526 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,615 "I hate you! I hate you!" 527 00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:45,017 I hate them. 528 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,853 What's the most boring car on sale in Britain today? 529 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,054 That's a good question. 530 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,422 MAN: Brown Astons! 531 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,626 RICHARD: Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! 532 00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:58,197 Get out. Get out. 533 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,572 Security, kill him. 534 00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:10,142 "Brown Astons" my... 535 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:12,244 I tell you what, if I were the boss of Volkswagen, 536 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,812 I'd go and find the man who did... 537 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,647 What's that tall Golf called? 538 00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,383 Oh, the SV. 539 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,886 SV, that's it. The one that's like a Golf, 540 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:22,288 but for people who have stovepipe hats. 541 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:25,324 And I would bludgeon him with a tyre iron. 542 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:28,260 "Why did you do that? Nobody wants one!" 543 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:31,964 Just to be fair, I think VW have bigger concerns at the moment. 544 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:34,300 OK, I want to talk about the Oxford Ring Road. 545 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:37,136 I know it's miles away from here and from anybody watching, 546 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,172 but the thing is, OK, for the last two years, 547 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:43,042 they've been working on shrinking - slightly shrinking - 548 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,211 two roundabouts and putting some traffic lights up. 549 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:48,915 Now, do you know how much the budget was for that job? 550 00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:52,051 Er... Two roundabouts, ten grand a roundabout. I'd say 20 grand overall. 551 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,686 £9 million. 552 00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:57,023 Nine million? -Nine million. 553 00:30:57,089 --> 00:31:00,626 Can you imagine the builder's face when he came out of that meeting? 554 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,931 "They're gonna give me nine million quid 555 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,066 to shrink a couple of roundabouts!" 556 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,500 Well, that's why it's taken him two years. 557 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:11,137 He had to make it look like nine million quid's worth. 558 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,471 "Really difficult." 559 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,705 This is not a word of a lie. 560 00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:18,377 £9 million will buy you a 30,000-square-foot house, 561 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:19,478 OK, like this. 562 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,248 That is a nine-million-quid house to build. 563 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:25,651 You can have that or two shaved roundabouts... for your nine million quid. 564 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,286 No. No, actually. No. 565 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:30,022 Because - and this, again, is not a word of a lie - 566 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,124 a few months ago, builder man - 567 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,093 and it must have been a bet - 568 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,963 he went back to the council and he said, 569 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,230 "I need another million quid." 570 00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:42,534 And they paid! They paid! 571 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,337 He probably shuffled in. "I broke me spade." 572 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:49,308 "Another million?" "Yes, of course. Happy to." 573 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,477 Can I be cross for a moment with BMW? 574 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,279 It'll be difficult to stop you. Yes. 575 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:56,082 The thing was, last year they introduced this. 576 00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:57,649 They showed... They went, "Look at that." 577 00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,585 And everybody went, "That is fantastic!" 578 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:03,990 It's an homage to the old CSL Batmobile from '72. 579 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:05,657 Everyone was going, "When will you make it?" 580 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:08,160 "We're not. It's just to show you what we could make." 581 00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:09,561 RICHARD: Why did they show us? 582 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,097 JEREMY: Just don't do that! -Yeah, exactly. 583 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:12,631 Actually, no, it doesn't matter, 584 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,233 because they've come up with something else instead. 585 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,502 This look. This is actually an homage 586 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:19,371 to the original 2002, which is the old car on the left, 587 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:22,441 and that, I think, actually looks pretty fab. 588 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,410 -It does. Are they gonna make it? -No. 589 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:26,178 Well, why show it to us, then? 590 00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:28,014 "Look what we could make but we're not." 591 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,749 It's a good job BMW don't run the emergency services, isn't it? 592 00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:34,520 "Oh, look! You have drifted a long way from shore there, haven't you? 593 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:36,788 We could drag you back behind our speedboat." 594 00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:40,459 "Will you?" "No. No, we just wanted you to know that we could." 595 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,894 What they're being is prick-teasers. 596 00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:45,031 -Oh, you can't say that. 597 00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:46,498 I don't think you can say that. 598 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,267 I'm not sure you can say that. 599 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,036 Can you say "prick 600 00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:51,737 MAN: A cock-tease! 601 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,673 "Cock That's no different. You've just changed the name! 602 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,176 It's a different way of saying "prick" or "dick". 603 00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,545 You could have said "penis tease". It doesn't matter! 604 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:02,048 Conversation Street's taken a really bad turn. 605 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:06,918 The point I'm trying to make is BMW must stop doing that. 606 00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:09,621 Whatever... Whatever it was. 607 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:12,891 Now, if we had a Grand Tour medal, 608 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,493 and we don't, but if we did, 609 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,196 I know who the first recipient would be. 610 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:19,365 Cos we heard this amazing story the other day. 611 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:20,766 You know speed camera vans? 612 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,169 Sit at the side of the road, blacked out windows, 613 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:26,438 civil servant sitting inside watching YouPorn. OK? 614 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,775 That's what it is. Waiting for someone to trip his camera. 615 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,077 Now, someone, the other day, 616 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:34,946 snuck up behind the speed-camera van, 617 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:37,683 quietly undid its number plates 618 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,585 put them on his own car 619 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,121 and drove past at 100 miles an hour. 620 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,756 I mean... literally the funniest thing ever! 621 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,658 Well done, you, sir. 622 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,094 Top work. 623 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,861 -Absolutely... JEREMY: I love that. 624 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:51,563 That is top, top work. 625 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,899 Can I talk about the Alfa Romeo Quadrifoglio? 626 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,167 -No. 627 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:56,668 Because we've got to get back to our film. 628 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,171 Tonight we are on a Grand Tour of Italy. 629 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:00,839 There's James in a Rolls-Royce, 630 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,608 Jeremy in an Aston Martin, 631 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:05,277 and me in a Dodge Hellcat with two trucks full of tyres 632 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:07,546 so I can do doughnuts whenever I want. 633 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:10,015 Yes, and we pick up the action on day two 634 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:12,818 of what was becoming, thanks to him, 635 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,121 the journey from hell. 636 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,895 JEREMY: As the sun rose over the silent, 637 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,365 misty Italian countryside... 638 00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:28,634 RICHARD: OK, let's get these out. 639 00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:32,938 ...and Hammond extricated his entourage 640 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,606 from the hotel car park... 641 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:41,747 ...James lowered the roof on his Rolls-Royce. 642 00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:47,052 -Morning. -Morning. 643 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,155 That is the "silent ballet". 644 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:51,823 -There's nothing silent about your lorries, Hammond. -No, not those. 645 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,393 That's how Rolls-Royce themselves describe the roof 646 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,061 going up and down, in this, look. 647 00:34:56,162 --> 00:34:58,230 -"Silent ballet", that's what they say. 648 00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:02,501 They also talk about "the Dawn provides an erotic tingle on the skin." 649 00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,236 -Whoa! -This is all their words. 650 00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:07,072 -This is their words. Yeah, this is their bumf. 651 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:11,677 They also say, "The car is a contemporary take on the casino lifestyle. 652 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:15,181 It is intended to attract... people." 653 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,716 -People... 654 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,318 People who put their seatbelts on? 655 00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:22,087 Exactly, people who put their seatbelts on and off 656 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:25,357 and relish both freedom and sophistication. 657 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,793 -Casino lifestyle. 658 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,329 Can we go? 659 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:31,797 Have you got your seatbelt on? 660 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,505 JEREMY: We then set off 661 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,674 and decided to do a bit more road testing of our cars. 662 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:46,412 I began by talking about the Aston Martin's interior. 663 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,317 On the upside, 664 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:55,221 Aston Martin have reprogrammed the Mercedes electronics 665 00:35:55,254 --> 00:36:00,359 so the warning beeps and buzzers are now less... Germanic. 666 00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:04,263 If you don't put your seatbelt on, for example, you get a discreet cough. 667 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:07,032 A... ...rather than a klaxon 668 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,268 and somebody shouting, "Achtung!" 669 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:12,804 On the downside is everything else. 670 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:16,508 Er... The centrepiece of this dashboard here looks like a... 671 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:19,345 How can I put this? ...like a lady part. 672 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:22,648 And then the door lining here, well, it's just hideous. 673 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:27,353 It look like a footballer's... kitchen worktop. 674 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:31,623 It's annoying, cos Aston have done such a good job with the rest of this car. 675 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,259 I was staggered 676 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,661 by how good it was at the track yesterday. 677 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:39,265 And yet, they've let it all down with this ghastly interior. 678 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,602 In the Hellcat, Hank J Hammondberger 679 00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:46,438 hadn't noticed the quality of the fixtures and fittings. 680 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:50,309 He was too busy playing with the toys. 681 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,778 Oh, now, look at all of this. 682 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:55,581 Timers, gauges... 683 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,484 Oh. 684 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,653 In my performance mode screen, 685 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,889 I can measure G-forces, braking distance, 686 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,292 reactions times, quarter-mile timer, 687 00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:08,660 eighth-of-a-mile timer, lap history. 688 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:11,297 It's brilliant! 689 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:12,831 Irrelevant twaddle. 690 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,935 "Irrelevant twaddle." 691 00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:19,405 RICHARD: Oh, I've just seen my average MPG. 692 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,807 What is it? 693 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,575 6.6. 694 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,679 Six miles to the gallon? 695 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:30,316 RICHARD: I like to think of it as a healthy appetite. 696 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:34,353 How many miles to the gallon has your Rolls-Royce been doing, James May? 697 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:37,723 15.7 in the last 48 hours. 698 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:41,860 JEREMY: Mine's been doing 21 miles to the gallon. 699 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:45,030 That's cos it's boring and that's because it's brown! 700 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,965 Oh, no. 701 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:49,167 JEREMY: And, with that, the road test ended 702 00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:52,237 and another day of Hammond-based irritation began. 703 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:56,608 RICHARD: * There'll be brown birds over... * 704 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,779 * Don't it make my brown eyes brown? * 705 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,414 It's orange! 706 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:06,818 You join us at another petrol station. 707 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:09,755 I don't need any, but guess who does. 708 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,757 This car is excellent for ornithologists. 709 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:14,360 It's so quiet going along here, I can listen to the birdsong. 710 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,531 -Hello, James. 711 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:21,367 Oh, for God's sake. 712 00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:22,768 Party button! 713 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,605 Stop doing that! 714 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,107 Stop it! 715 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:33,111 Go away! 716 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:37,983 I genuinely am worried about the sanity of Chief Inspector Dreyfus. 717 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:43,188 Many frustrating miles later, 718 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:46,024 we reached the next stop on our Grand Tour: 719 00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:47,793 the region around Modena, 720 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:51,897 which is home to three of the world's greatest carmakers. 721 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:57,035 And, while Hammond sped off 722 00:38:57,102 --> 00:39:00,839 to give his cultural take on Lamborghini's history... 723 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:04,410 Oh, my God. That is pure filth. 724 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,844 ...James and I went off 725 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:08,714 to buy a goodbye present for him. 726 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:12,951 I think scissor doors actually make me horny. 727 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,987 And when he'd finished his Brian Sewell routine... 728 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:18,957 ...we met up to hand it over. 729 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,728 We have had it done for you. 730 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,329 -It's brilliant! -I know. 731 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:25,997 It's in the style, actually, 732 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:30,135 of an 18th-century Italian artist called Pompeo Batoni, 733 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,637 who made a pretty good living 734 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:35,941 out of painting visiting Americans on the Grand Tour 735 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:39,445 and making them look like refined, 736 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:41,713 cultured English gentleman. 737 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,149 Yeah. Think of it as a souvenir of your trip. 738 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:48,086 Thank you. Except a souvenir is what you get at the end of a trip. 739 00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:51,623 -Yeah, exactly. -Erm... 740 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:54,693 JEREMY: While Hammond struggled to get the painting in his car 741 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,828 for the long trip back to England... 742 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,530 Er... 743 00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:03,802 ...James and I set off alone into the glory that is Italy. 744 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:11,209 Oh, my word. Look at that view. 745 00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:15,947 Holy moley! 746 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,659 That evening in Verona, 747 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:30,962 we dined well at a Michelin-starred restaurant, 748 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:34,099 and then we went to see something called Carmen, 749 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:37,335 which wasn't at all what we were expecting. 750 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:53,819 He hasn't gone home, has he? 751 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:06,532 The next morning, we were up at first light 752 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,600 to attempt another escape. 753 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,904 James... that's his room. 754 00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:24,115 This has a quiet-start facility on it, but I don't know how it works. 755 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:26,818 -Push it. 756 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,555 I could... It's really quiet. 757 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:31,256 You start... You'll be all right. 758 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,861 -Don't bong! 759 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,865 That's amazing, isn't it? 760 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:43,434 That's firing 80 times a second, roughly. 761 00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:45,604 Ah, no noise. 762 00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:47,272 I can just drive out of here. 763 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,311 JEREMY: Yeah. -Typical Aston, you see! 764 00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:54,479 It's broken down. 765 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,181 You haven't got long to get it going 766 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,584 cos I'll be down again in a second, changed and ready to roll. 767 00:41:58,617 --> 00:41:59,685 Ya-ha! 768 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:09,394 JEREMY: Whilst Hammond was upstairs, chiselling off his sweat... 769 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:13,498 ...James and I made a run for it. 770 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:16,602 And, in case he caught up with us on the motorway, 771 00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:18,604 we took some precautions. 772 00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:24,743 This is the work of a genius. 773 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:27,312 We are now protected from Mr Hammond completely. 774 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:37,789 James's head was a bit of a problem with this plan, but we've solved it. 775 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:44,830 Don't worry if you don't recognise me, viewers. It's me. 776 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:49,000 The question was, would Richard Hammond recognise him? 777 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,670 Here comes Richard Hammond. Just look straight ahead. 778 00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:53,338 Look straight ahead. 779 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,406 And the answer was... 780 00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:56,842 JAMES: Not looking. 781 00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,412 Oh, God. He's waving at me! 782 00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:06,517 Well, he's clocked us, hasn't he? 783 00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:09,988 I think you're better off getting stone chips than looking like that. 784 00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:13,659 Mayday. Mayday. I'm disintegrating. 785 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,263 Whilst James unwrapped himself 786 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:21,466 and Richard filled up through his ruined present, 787 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:24,469 I had another brainwave. 788 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:27,405 I'm gonna lead him into the centre of Vicenza, yeah? 789 00:43:27,472 --> 00:43:28,940 Yes. 790 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:31,276 I've sent out a tweet, and I put this on Facebook, 791 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:35,380 saying that Richard Hammond will be appearing in the main square, OK? 792 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,548 -Yes. -So he gets out. 793 00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:38,717 -He's mobbed. -Yes. 794 00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:41,753 -Very good. I like it. 795 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,421 -Yes. 796 00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:46,391 Oh, good. Only thing is, I've made a slight mistake. 797 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,493 I have said here that Richard Hammond will be - 798 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:52,698 I wanted to say "appearing" but I've put "exhibiting himself". 799 00:43:52,698 --> 00:43:54,165 Well, it'll get a crowd. 800 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:03,508 Back on the move, I put my plan into action. 801 00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:06,812 I thought we'd turn off the motorway here, Hammond. 802 00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:09,380 Vicenza's got a doughnuting area in it. 803 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:11,349 Has it? 804 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:12,918 Yeah, no old statues. 805 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:17,088 There's Starbucks, McDonald's, Dunkin' Donuts. 806 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:19,190 I'm right, aren't I, James? 807 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:22,593 I think they've got an American football team, haven't they, in Vicenza? 808 00:44:22,728 --> 00:44:25,964 They have, the Vicenza Red Bears. 809 00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,733 OK. 810 00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:29,300 We'll have a little mooch about. 811 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:34,439 Soon, we were approaching the centre of the town. 812 00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:37,843 I just need a crowd big enough 813 00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:41,479 to keep him occupied for 20 minutes. 814 00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:44,182 I don't know how many people will have read my tweet. 815 00:44:45,483 --> 00:44:46,785 A couple of hundred. 816 00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:51,056 I was nearly right. 817 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:55,794 Oh, my God. 818 00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:03,034 This has gone really wrong. 819 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:09,775 -This has gone so spectacularly wrong. -Jeremy! 820 00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:18,116 RICHARD: Oh, my word! 821 00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:19,885 Hello. Is there an event on? 822 00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:24,823 It's Mr Hammond you're looking for. 823 00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:29,394 Mr Hammond is in the Dodge. 824 00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,364 Oh, this is unnerving. 825 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,803 Is it always this busy here? What's going on today? 826 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:45,811 Look at that, we're free, and Hammond is stuck. 827 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:50,681 Yes. Yes. 828 00:45:50,816 --> 00:45:51,883 We're out. 829 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,219 Hammond is doomed! 830 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,486 He's doomed! 831 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:58,857 Leaving Hammond in what he thought 832 00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:00,859 was the muscle-car capital of Italy... 833 00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:06,832 They like a rev. They do like a rev here. 834 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:09,835 ...James and I headed out of town. 835 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:13,004 Right, good. Venice, 23 miles away. 836 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,644 I think it's fair to say 837 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:24,449 that this entire trip has been a total disaster. 838 00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:29,720 But the Aston Martin has been the complete opposite. 839 00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:33,558 It was much, much better than I thought it was going to be on the track. 840 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:37,863 It's staggeringly civilised and quiet on the road. 841 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:41,466 It really is a superb grand tourer, 842 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:44,435 and it is achingly pretty. 843 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:48,273 Especially with this beautiful orange paintwork. 844 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:53,544 JAMES: Jeremy may have been won over by his brown Aston, 845 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:57,015 but I was truly smitten with the Rolls-Royce. 846 00:46:58,049 --> 00:46:59,717 What is it about a Rolls 847 00:46:59,784 --> 00:47:03,955 A lot of people would say this isn't a car-lover's car. 848 00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:06,357 It's not sporty, it's not dynamic, 849 00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:07,993 it doesn't have modes for you to set. 850 00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:09,327 You can't even change the gears. 851 00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:12,297 You can only put it in forward or reverse. 852 00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:16,634 And yet, I think this is a car for people who love cars, 853 00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:20,205 because it gives you an entirely different driving experience. 854 00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:23,208 There is no other car that's quite like a Rolls-Royce, 855 00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:26,011 no other car that cossets you in the same way. 856 00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:29,714 This is a car that is kind to you. 857 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:33,218 I think it is actually impossible to be unhappy if you're driving this car. 858 00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:35,020 And look at what I've had to put up with: 859 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:36,922 Richard Hammond and Richard Hammond, 860 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:38,356 Richard Hammond, the Dodge Hellcat, 861 00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:41,927 Richard Hammond, the Dodge Hellcat, and I'm still happy. 862 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:48,166 JEREMY: As we arrived in Venice, we were in good spirits. 863 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:51,169 And, the next morning, 864 00:47:51,236 --> 00:47:53,038 we did what all our predecessors 865 00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:55,573 on the Grand Tour would have done. 866 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,309 We took in the sights from the water. 867 00:48:01,746 --> 00:48:03,248 It's so nice without Hammond. 868 00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:05,984 Dinner last night... 869 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:09,120 Nice to order food without somebody going, "Have you got any chips?" 870 00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:12,557 Yeah. "Where's the ketchup?" 871 00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:15,826 JEREMY: He is never, ever going to get out of that square. I mean never. 872 00:48:15,961 --> 00:48:18,997 JAMES: I assume he's been crushed to death by now, or torn apart. 873 00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:22,600 Have you seen that? 874 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,369 -Yeah. -What a moron. 875 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:27,672 JAMES: An inappropriate brown powerboat. 876 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,074 JEREMY: Orange. 877 00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:31,442 Is that allowed round here? I'm surprised, actually. 878 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:35,080 Lads! 879 00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:38,883 JAMES: What a yob. JEREMY: I thought his Hellcat was bad. 880 00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:40,618 Hammond, no. 881 00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:45,590 That's really inappropriate, Hammond. Don't do that. 882 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:46,824 This is very wobbly. 883 00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:49,494 JEREMY: Don't... Don't do that, Hammond. 884 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,129 Yeah! 885 00:48:51,196 --> 00:48:53,131 Who's hungry? Who's for doughnuts? 886 00:48:53,198 --> 00:48:54,699 Hammond, stop it! 887 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:56,567 -Whoa! 888 00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:59,404 Yah! Water doughnut! 889 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:00,671 Stop it! 890 00:49:07,812 --> 00:49:10,348 JEREMY: Hammond! Hammond! 891 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,122 What? 892 00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:21,026 Grand Tour. We can do it again next year. 893 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:23,228 Next year? Do it again next year? 894 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,499 Not only did you knock us into 895 00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:31,602 the sewage-infested waters of Venice... 896 00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:34,772 you cut the present we gave you in half. 897 00:49:34,839 --> 00:49:36,841 No, hang on a minute. No, it was only like 898 00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:39,477 a two-piece jigsaw puzzle, and I put it back together again. 899 00:49:39,544 --> 00:49:41,946 Look, there it is. See? Perfect. 900 00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:43,181 -Yes. 901 00:49:43,248 --> 00:49:47,285 Art galleries do not saw artworks in half 902 00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:49,454 just to get them up the stairs, you moron. 903 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,422 Anyway, listen, before we move on, 904 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:53,458 can I just say something about that Aston Martin? 905 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:56,261 Not to wind you two up. I genuinely mean this. 906 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:57,495 It's an amazing car. 907 00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:59,497 I know the steering wheel is square. 908 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:00,931 -And it was brown. -Yes. 909 00:50:01,066 --> 00:50:03,068 And I know the interior wasn't very nice, 910 00:50:03,134 --> 00:50:04,735 but, genuinely, it's affected me. 911 00:50:04,802 --> 00:50:07,972 It's been living up here ever since I got back. 912 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:09,440 And talking of up here, 913 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:13,544 it's now time to play Celebrity Brain Crash. 914 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,421 Yes, it's time for a top celebrity 915 00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:26,991 to try their hand at our fearsome test of skill, 916 00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:29,294 co-ordination and observation. 917 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,029 Now, so far, I should explain, 918 00:50:32,097 --> 00:50:35,333 no celebrity has actually made it to the tent. 919 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,734 -No, they've all died. 920 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:40,271 Yes, but our fingers are crossed for this week, 921 00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:43,274 because our guest is a huge star. 922 00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:46,344 You'll have seen him in Mission Impossible, 923 00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:50,515 Star Trek, Shaun Of The Dead,Hot Fuzz, 924 00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:53,251 and he's here to talk about his new movie - 925 00:50:53,318 --> 00:50:55,320 Spielberg movie - Ready Player One . 926 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:58,456 Ladies and gentlemen, we've got Simon Pegg! 927 00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:04,329 And there he is. 928 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,365 There he is, ladies and gentlemen, with his Cornetto. 929 00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:08,899 RICHARD: Always a Cornetto. 930 00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:12,370 JEREMY: He's battled aliens, he's battled zombies, 931 00:51:12,437 --> 00:51:14,038 he should have no problem at all 932 00:51:14,139 --> 00:51:16,474 with a short stroll through this pretty little town. 933 00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,976 Of all his films, it's Paul that I like best. 934 00:51:19,043 --> 00:51:22,180 -I think that stands out. - Paul was the forerunner of Ted, really. 935 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:24,149 -It was. -It was first. It came first. 936 00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:27,518 Hot Fuzz . It's Hot Fuzz for me, just because of the fight scenes. 937 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:29,587 RICHARD: There he is. He's on the bridge. 938 00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:32,423 -It looks like he's being hassled by seagulls. 939 00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:34,925 They're after his Cornetto, I think. 940 00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:36,461 Yeah, they're after his... Oh! 941 00:51:38,363 --> 00:51:40,765 -Oh! 942 00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,333 Oh, God. 943 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,169 There's literally nothing we can do. 944 00:51:44,169 --> 00:51:45,570 We're gonna get a reputation. 945 00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:48,439 Does that mean he's not coming on then? 946 00:51:48,506 --> 00:51:50,408 -Well, James... 947 00:51:50,475 --> 00:51:54,379 ...he fell into the harbour, and the icy North Sea waters are now filling his lungs. 948 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,781 It's a no. He's not coming on. 949 00:51:56,847 --> 00:51:58,416 Oh, God... 950 00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:02,420 Well, look, I... 951 00:52:02,487 --> 00:52:05,190 -Oh. -I anticipated something like this. 952 00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:06,757 -Yes. 953 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:09,960 And so I prepared something else we can do to fill the time. 954 00:52:10,027 --> 00:52:16,000 It's this. You know Google have been trying to build a self 955 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,568 For seven years they've been at it. 956 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,271 We've got a picture of it. It's absolutely hideous. 957 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,540 I was thinking, "Well, how hard can it be?" 958 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:24,309 RICHARD: Oh, God. 959 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,344 Ten days ago I thought, "I'll give it a bash," okay? 960 00:52:26,411 --> 00:52:28,045 And I've already finished it. 961 00:52:28,112 --> 00:52:29,414 -Yes, it's here. 962 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,615 -Yes, it's here. 963 00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,483 Let's bring it out. It's phone-operated. 964 00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:34,552 -So, erm... Hang on. Just set.... 965 00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:37,121 No, here it comes. Right, forwards. 966 00:52:37,222 --> 00:52:38,223 Forwards. 967 00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:39,657 Please try not to be distracted 968 00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:43,428 by the harrowing scenes... of... 969 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:46,397 Left, left. Straight. 970 00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:49,734 ...the harrowing scenes of Simon's lifeless corpse 971 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,102 being fished from the harbour. 972 00:52:52,237 --> 00:52:54,239 I know that's upsetting for some people. 973 00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:57,308 Right, we need to make a bit of a a hole in the crowd back here, 974 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,477 cos I'm gonna bring it into the tent studio 975 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:01,512 so you can see how brilliant I've been. 976 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:03,348 -Forwards. 977 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:06,251 RICHARD: Really? -That is brilliant! 978 00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:08,253 -It's... -Cheer, everybody. 979 00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:12,990 Left. Left. Left. 980 00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:15,260 -It's hideous! -Left. Forwards. 981 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:20,731 -It's... So, hold on. -Stop. Stop. 982 00:53:20,798 --> 00:53:22,967 It's not brilliant. It's hideous, is what it is. 983 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:24,302 How can you say it's hideous? 984 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,771 I've copied Google's styling completely. 985 00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:30,275 Is that a septic tank? 986 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:31,842 -Yes, it is. 987 00:53:31,909 --> 00:53:35,045 Cut in half, and then I've mounted on the top 988 00:53:35,112 --> 00:53:36,414 this chaise longue, 989 00:53:36,481 --> 00:53:38,783 so the owner can recline in great comfort. 990 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:41,619 Yeah, yeah. How does it actually work? 991 00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:42,587 Brilliantly. 992 00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:44,855 Down here, a very small little camera. 993 00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:49,294 That feeds a view of the road ahead to the system inside. 994 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,496 -Well, there's a bonnet here. 995 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:54,198 Come round, I'll show you the... the gubbins. Ready? 996 00:53:54,299 --> 00:53:56,501 There it is. 997 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,703 RICHARD: Well, it's just a man! 998 00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:00,738 -It's just a man in there! -It isn't. 999 00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:02,740 It is! 1000 00:54:06,311 --> 00:54:08,313 No. No. 1001 00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:13,684 It's not just a man. This is a Romanian man. 1002 00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:18,323 I am providing employment for newcomers to our country. 1003 00:54:18,356 --> 00:54:20,458 -Oh, God. 1004 00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:22,493 Think about it. Google, yes? 1005 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:26,464 Google, they use electronics to take away the work of a man. 1006 00:54:26,531 --> 00:54:29,567 This gives him a job, it gives him dignity. 1007 00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:32,136 -Yes, dignity. 1008 00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:33,738 It's a bit feudal, isn't it? 1009 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:36,574 It's a bit brilliant is what it is. Let me close the bonnet. 1010 00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:38,343 I'm gonna go for my first-ever drive. 1011 00:54:38,376 --> 00:54:40,177 I'll go to t'foot of our stairs here, 1012 00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:42,146 which is a Yorkshire expression. 1013 00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:45,850 The great thing is, it's so easy to get in and out of, you know. 1014 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:47,117 Look, there I am. 1015 00:54:48,886 --> 00:54:52,423 -Now I don't need the phone. I can use my speaking tube. -Oh, God! 1016 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:54,692 There's a man in there! 1017 00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:57,027 What's Romanian for "backwards"? 1018 00:54:57,094 --> 00:54:58,496 Înapoi, I think. 1019 00:54:58,563 --> 00:55:01,198 Înapoi. It is, obviously. It's bilingual. 1020 00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:02,700 This is evil! 1021 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:05,603 Google hasn't made it work, I have. 1022 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:07,938 Îna... Backwards. I'll just stick to English. 1023 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:09,840 Backwards. Backwards. 1024 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,511 Thank you so much. 1025 00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:16,947 British engineering, ladies and gentlemen, 1026 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:19,484 with Romanian parts. 1027 00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:22,219 What a combination that is. 1028 00:55:22,286 --> 00:55:24,021 Shit! Ah, my head! 1029 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:30,828 Yep. Whatever. 1030 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:36,000 -Anyway, I'm glad he's gone. -So am I. 1031 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:39,637 No, I'm particularly glad because of what's coming up next. 1032 00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:42,673 Oh, yes! Yes. Now, right at the beginning of this series, 1033 00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:46,110 Jeremy Clarkson said, when we were at a race track in Portugal - 1034 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,145 and he said it on the television - 1035 00:55:48,212 --> 00:55:50,948 that if his McLaren P1 wasn't faster 1036 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:54,485 than Hammond's Porsche 918 or my Ferrari The Ferrari, 1037 00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,320 we could knock his house down. 1038 00:55:56,421 --> 00:55:57,888 Well, it wasn't, 1039 00:55:57,955 --> 00:56:01,258 so, one weekend when Jeremy was away, we... 1040 00:56:01,325 --> 00:56:02,893 Well, roll the tape. 1041 00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:05,963 JAMES: This is it, 1042 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:10,735 200 years old and built from beautiful Cotswold stone. 1043 00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:12,670 Now, I want to make it absolutely clear 1044 00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:15,873 that this is Jeremy Clarkson's actual house. 1045 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:18,776 Yeah, it really is. I'd swear to my children's lives on that. 1046 00:56:18,843 --> 00:56:21,846 It's Jeremy's house. He bought it when he fell in love with the view. 1047 00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:23,614 It is a lovely view, actually. 1048 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:26,684 It is. It'll be even better soon, without a house in it. 1049 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:31,556 RICHARD: Our plan was to smash the place down 1050 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:34,324 with some big demolition equipment. 1051 00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:35,760 But there was a problem. 1052 00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:43,133 In this country, you can't knock a house down 1053 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,671 if the council find evidence of bats living in it. 1054 00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:48,639 Well, they did, and now we've been told 1055 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:51,809 we've got to take the roof off, quietly and by hand, 1056 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:55,379 to give the bats the chance to go and live elsewhere. 1057 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,949 James, I can't help but notice I am doing all of the work here. 1058 00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:01,619 JAMES: Yeah, you're gonna have to. I don't like it. 1059 00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:05,790 RICHARD: It's just a ladder! It's a simple enough thing to operate. Climb it! 1060 00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:08,526 Not if you're me, it's not. How many bats are there? 1061 00:57:08,593 --> 00:57:09,594 -One. 1062 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,762 -Yes, a bat. -Just kill it. 1063 00:57:11,829 --> 00:57:13,498 We'll go to prison, mate. We can't. 1064 00:57:13,531 --> 00:57:15,800 Just because that little winged-mouse bastard 1065 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:18,302 is hanging upside down in there, feeling smug with himself 1066 00:57:18,368 --> 00:57:20,705 cos I'm up this ladder, we can't knock the house down? 1067 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:23,708 We've got to do it, no choice, so get up here and get on with it. 1068 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,611 Hammond, I hate... I hate heights. You know I do. 1069 00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:28,713 I hate ladders, I hate bats. 1070 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,649 RICHARD: Many hours later, 1071 00:57:31,716 --> 00:57:35,019 and with no help at all from Spider-Man, 1072 00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:39,023 the roof was finally off and the bat was free to move. 1073 00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:40,124 But would it? 1074 00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:42,059 Why doesn't it go and live in there? 1075 00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:44,394 Because, let's be honest, that's perfect if you're a bat. 1076 00:57:44,529 --> 00:57:48,833 Yeah, well, it might, but it's got to decide to do so. 1077 00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:51,435 -Yes, James. 1078 00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:55,806 Why don't you go and stand in that barn and squeak in a sultry and erotic manner? 1079 00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:00,911 RICHARD: That night, Spider-Man stood in the barn, 1080 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,748 squeaking in a sultry and erotic manner... 1081 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,919 ...and the bat eventually succumbed. 1082 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:11,722 So, the next morning, we were ready to go. 1083 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:31,141 This thing really works! This rocks! 1084 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,409 Oh, my word! 1085 00:58:32,476 --> 00:58:35,880 At this rate, we'd be done and dusted in no time. 1086 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:39,283 However, my finickity colleague had an issue. 1087 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,286 -Hammond! 1088 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,854 -Stop! 1089 00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:44,755 Stop! 1090 00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,323 You don't just smash it to pieces. 1091 00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:49,059 You're supposed to dismantle it and leave it in neat piles. 1092 00:58:49,126 --> 00:58:51,729 It's got to be tidied up. You can't leave it like that. 1093 00:58:51,796 --> 00:58:54,431 It's actually quicker if you do it methodically. 1094 00:58:54,498 --> 00:58:56,266 Oh, God. Only you would say that! 1095 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:58,603 You want neat piles of bits that can be carted away. 1096 00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:01,105 You need to work on that bit and that bit to start with, 1097 00:59:01,171 --> 00:59:02,940 then the rest falls neatly into a heap. 1098 00:59:03,007 --> 00:59:05,109 How can you make even this boring? 1099 00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:07,477 It's not boring. It's the way... I've watched it done. 1100 00:59:07,612 --> 00:59:10,314 That's how you do it. You don't just smash it. I'll do it. 1101 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:14,952 James then commandeered my machine... 1102 00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:17,922 so I got another one and carried on regardless. 1103 00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:20,725 And bang! 1104 00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:28,498 JAMES: Ah! I've got it! 1105 00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:36,340 JAMES: Oh, it's like winning one of those things at the fair. 1106 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:40,077 RICHARD: Thanks to me, at least, progress was being made. 1107 00:59:40,144 --> 00:59:40,945 However... 1108 00:59:41,011 --> 00:59:44,148 -I'm stuck on something. 1109 00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:53,123 Oh! Oh, I've broken my digger. Oh, dear. 1110 00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:56,961 With me out of action and James achieving nothing, 1111 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:58,963 a new approach was needed. 1112 00:59:59,029 --> 01:00:01,131 But first, we had to clear the site 1113 01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:03,768 of Jeremy's most treasured possessions. 1114 01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:05,936 Shakira. 1115 01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:08,038 Shakira. 1116 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:10,675 Shakira. 1117 01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:15,913 Oh! 1118 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:19,283 That is a... strong image. 1119 01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:23,287 It's a tiny doll with pins in it, and your face. 1120 01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:30,027 Look, this is his photo album. It's probably really precious. 1121 01:00:31,595 --> 01:00:33,363 -Oh, it's a bit disturbing. 1122 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:40,470 -They're all of me. -Yep. 1123 01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:45,442 JAMES: At this point, we decided not to clear the site of his treasured possessions 1124 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:47,812 and moved swiftly to plan B. 1125 01:00:48,846 --> 01:00:51,148 Short ceremony, say a few words? 1126 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:52,249 Nah. 1127 01:01:12,870 --> 01:01:14,939 RICHARD: That... JAMES: That got it. 1128 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:26,383 Done. 1129 01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:30,821 So, let's just get this straight. 1130 01:01:31,822 --> 01:01:34,091 You blew up... 1131 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:36,326 that picture of me on the horse? 1132 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:37,594 -Yep. -Yep. 1133 01:01:37,661 --> 01:01:39,764 -Yep. 1134 01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:43,433 And on that terrible disappointment, it's time to end. Thanks for watching. 1135 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,634 See you next week. 1136 01:01:44,769 --> 01:01:46,236 -Good night! 1137 01:01:47,772 --> 01:01:49,840 **