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PRIEST:
What?

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Mm.
SHE CHUCKLES

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PRIEST:
What do you think?

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I just...

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PRIEST: Go on.
- SHE CHUCKLES

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I just...
- Go on.

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I...

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I just can't believe you did that.

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I know.

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So good to see you.
- We're over the moon.

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Hey, good to see you.
- Love the shirt.

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Who is that?

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Ooh, is this a, uh...
- Don't. Come on.

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APPLAUSE
- CROWD: Ooh!

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SHE CHUCKLES
- Thank you.

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What's happened with the priest?

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Oh, pretty.
- Hi. Oh.

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Nothing.

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Oh, so good of you to come and get me.

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Get you?
- Uh, see me.

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Hi, Jake.
- Where's Claire?

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Just there.

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Your dad's just down there.

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HE LAUGHS

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Nice skirts.

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Do you need me to say
anything emotional about today?

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No, no. We're good.
- I think we're alright, thanks.

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Do you want tequila? I'm gonna get one.
- Hi. Nice to...

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How was Klare?

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Well, he's crazy about me

31
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so that's a nightmare.
- Nightmare.

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He's back to Finland today anyway,
which is good.

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It's fine. It's totally fine.
- Sounds like it's fine.

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It is.

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It's gonna be a lovely day, isn't it?
- I'm afraid so.

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This is my very interesting friend Daniel,
who's deaf.

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I picked him up
at a student gallery opening.

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Utterly fascinating.

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Can't hear a thing but is a fabulous
physical communicator

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through hands and lips.

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Oh! Oh...

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Oh, I love that.
SHE LAUGHS

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And this is
my extraordinary friend Francine.

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She's a lesbian.
- FLEABAG MOUTHS

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And this is Asif,
my bisexual Syrian refugee friend

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who you haven't actually met yet, darling.
- Hi.

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And, Asif, this is, um...

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Oh, my God. This is...

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This is... God, how extraordinary.
I just... I always call you "darling."

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SHE CHUCKLES
This is the love of my life.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Hi.

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Is there somewhere I can put this?
- We said no presents!

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Oh, you're such a sweetheart.

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She's a natural rule breaker.

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Not today.
- No.

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Ah, well, I've been trying
to get rid of it for ages, so...

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Oh.

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Thank you.

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I'm going to open it over a bin
so I've got somewhere to put the paper.

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Um, come with me.

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Uh, are you short on staff or what?

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Do you need me, or...?
- No.

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I just wondered if you had
a little show planned.

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What?
- Well, you normally do.

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And I wondered if there was anything
I might need to know about

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that might happen later.

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No.

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Good.

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Well, let me know
if you change your mind

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because today is the most
important day of my life.

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And I love your father very much.

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And I imagine you'd rather have me
looking after him

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in the years to come
than having to do it yourself.

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So, no more miscarriages.

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It's worth a lot, so...

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Thank you.

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I'll go and put her
straight back on her shelf.

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D'you know, I often thought it strange
that of all my pieces

80
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you chose to take her.

81
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Why?
- She was based on your mother.

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So nice to have her back in the house.

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IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGS

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Oh.
- Oh, fuck!

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Oh! God. Fuck, you're here.
- Oh, Jesus.

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I thought you were a fox.
- SHE LAUGHS

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You're not.
- No. Are you...

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I didn't know you were...
- No, no, I'm fine. Sorry. I...

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No, I just didn't want to...
I'm practicing the homily.

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How's it going?
- Not good. Not good.

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I can't, I can't...

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HE EXHALES

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You look lovely.

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Thank you. So do you.

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Wait till you see me in the full... shebang.

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You're gonna lose your fucking mind.
- SHE LAUGHS

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HE EXHALES

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We just need to get through this bit,
and then we can...

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We can...
- Yeah.

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Better get changed.
- Yeah.

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Good luck.

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THEY PANT

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Oh, my God.
- What?

104
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You have lipstick all...
- Oh, fucking hell.

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That would not look good. Is it gone?

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SHE LAUGHS
- Where?

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Oh, fucking hell.

108
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I don't know, I don't know...

109
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Oh, I don't know what this feeling is.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Is it God, or is it me?
- I don't know.

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I don't know.

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HE PANTS

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Fuck you, then.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Where's your priest?
- Oh. I don't know.

117
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You OK?

118
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Yes, well, um... I hate my husband

119
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and the man I love is on his way to Finland,
so pretty weird.

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Oh, way to upstage the bride!

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PRIEST:
Tried my best.

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THEY LAUGH
- MARTIN: Cute dress.

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GODMOTHER:
Oh, look!

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Whoo!
- THEY LAUGH

125
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This is our very chic priest.
- Oh, good, I was aiming for chic.

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Particularly good around the, uh...
- Thank you.

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Father, you remember Martin.

128
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Hey, how you doing, man?
- Bit nervous, Martin.

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HE LAUGHS
- Do you know Jake?

130
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Yes, hello, Jake. How are you?
- Father.

131
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And this is my very interesting friend Lucy,
who is a surrogate.

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Hello, Interesting Lucy.
- MARTIN: Weird.

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And this is my unstable step-daughter

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who's had a miscarriage.
- Nice to see you again.

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You, too.
- But you knew that. You were there.

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It was my miscarriage.

137
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What?
- THEY LAUGH

138
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It was my fucking miscarriage.

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THEY LAUGH

140
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Yes, I thought you'd find that funny.

141
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How interesting.
- She was just covering for me.

142
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We were pregnant?
- For a few weeks, yes.

143
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It was my baby?
- Sorry, so you haven't had a miscarriage?

144
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No. Sorry.

145
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Wait, what the fuck is going on here?
It-it was my baby?

146
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I guess it was your baby's way of saying
it didn't want you as its father.

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Like a goldfish out of the bowl
sort of thing.

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GODMOTHER LAUGHS
- Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage

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could you take it to the kitchen, please?

150
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No. Don't follow me, Jake.

151
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Oh, and this is over.

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SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
- Ah!

153
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Ooh.

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You're leaving me.
- No, no, no.

155
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Yes!
- Are you drunk?

156
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Yes.
- Are you sober?

157
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A bit. Could you just fuck off...

158
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Oh, absolutely not.
- OK, no, no.

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I'm staying right here.

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HE SIGHS

161
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I want you to leave me.
- Listen to me. I just, I have...

162
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I think he has a little speech.
- I have a little speech

163
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that's building here.

164
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Now, I know you look at me and you see
a bad man with a big beard.

165
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You are an alcoholic,
and you tried it on with my sister.

166
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Fine. I tried to kiss your sister
on her birthday.

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My birthday!
- MARTIN: Fine!

168
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I mix up birthdays,
and I have an alcohol problem

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just like everyone else
in this fucking country!

170
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But I am here, and I do things.

171
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I pick up Jake from shit.

172
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I make dessert for Easter.

173
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I organise the downstairs toilet.

174
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I fired the humming cleaner.

175
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You enjoyed that.
- I hoover the car.

176
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I put up all your certificates

177
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and I don't make you feel guilty
for not having sex with me.

178
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I am not a bad guy!

179
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I just have a bad personality.
It's not my fault.

180
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Some people are born
with fucked personalities.

181
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Look at Jake.

182
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He is so creepy. It's not his fault.

183
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Why the bassoon?

184
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You want to know what the bassoon is?

185
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It's a cry for help!

186
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The main fucking problem here
is that you don't like me.

187
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And that has been breaking
my fucking heart for 11 years.

188
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I love you. I make you laugh.

189
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I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.

190
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You said that that was
the most important thing!

191
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I think the thing that you hate the most
about yourself

192
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is that you actually love me.

193
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So, I am not going to leave you

194
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until you are down on your knees

195
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and begging me.

196
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,630
Please leave me!

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HE SIGHS
Oh, man.

198
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,118
I didn't think you'd do that in that dress.

199
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Right. Well...

200
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I guess the only thing left
for me to say is...

201
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Fuck you.

202
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Fuck you.

203
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IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGS

204
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SHE SIGHS

205
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SHE SIGHS

206
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,393
What have you done with him?
- Who?

207
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,480
Your father.

208
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,355
The wedding is about to start
and no one can find him anywhere.

209
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,400
Um...
- Can you do something?

210
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Please. Please.

211
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,600
Please.

212
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,196
Garden.
- Upstairs.

213
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240
OK.

214
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:48,920
Dad?

215
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,560
Dad.

216
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I can't get out.

217
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OK, Dad, you can.

218
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,400
I can't. It's a trap.

219
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,394
I'm stuck.
- No. Dad...

220
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,909
J-Just, there's nothing I can do.
- Everyone will understand.

221
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,880
Just give them all a bottle to take home.
Honestly, they will be relieved.

222
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My foot... is stuck.

223
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,800
Oh.

224
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,954
"Everyone will understand"?

225
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,840
Um...

226
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,237
W-Will you help me, please?
- Oh.

227
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,272
How is it stuck?
- Just help me get it out.

228
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,993
I'm going to be in so much trouble.

229
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,952
What are you doing up here?
- I'm...

230
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I just remembered that I had left a...
a friendly mousetrap

231
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up here a few weeks ago,
and I hadn't checked it

232
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and I just wanted to make sure

233
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that one little chap
hadn't got, uh, trapped in it

234
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and was, uh...
was suffocating up here.

235
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Like...

236
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SHE CHUCKLES

237
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Think I've worked out what we need to do.
- Well, let's do it.

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Do it.

239
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Darling.

240
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I'll do it if you tell me
why you're up here.

241
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,554
Just one honest answer.

242
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,394
I... What? What, I...

243
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,640
I don't think...

244
00:13:06,641 --> 00:13:07,869
One full sentence.

245
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,154
I was checking on the mouse.

246
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,960
Dad.

247
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,656
Do you wanna make a run for it?

248
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,456
I can smuggle you out
in one of Mum's dresses.

249
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,392
You would, as well.
- THEY LAUGH

250
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,031
No, I-I know she's not...

251
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everyone's cup of tea.

252
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THEY LAUGH

253
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And neither are you, darling.

254
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I mean, I'm sorry...

255
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:43,032
I love you, but I'm not sure
that I like you all the time.

256
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,880
Sorry.

257
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,680
Hey, you created this monster.

258
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,796
You're not the way you are because of me.

259
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:51,880
I know.

260
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,392
You're the way you are because of her.

261
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,638
And it's those bits
that you need to cling to.

262
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,672
Alright, can you get my shoe out?

263
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,196
I just want you all to be proud of me.

264
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,350
We are proud of you, Dad.

265
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,440
You have two daughters who love you,
even if you don't like them.

266
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,631
SHE GRUNTS
- I like Claire.

267
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,718
SHE LAUGHS
Jesus, Dad!

268
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,594
HE CHUCKLES

269
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,518
Thank you.
- OK...

270
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,880
Come on.

271
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,833
I-I don't think I can go...

272
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,674
Come on. Buck up.

273
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,669
Smiles, charm. Off we go.

274
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,317
I think you know how to love
better than any of us.

275
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,715
That's why you find it all so painful.

276
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,475
I don't find it painful.

277
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,354
IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGS

278
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,240
PRIEST WHISPERS:
There, there, there.

279
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,638
GODMOTHER SIGHS
OK, go, go, go.

280
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,756
SHE MOUTHS

281
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,277
IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGS

282
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,880
OK, Dad.

283
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,714
No, don't. Stay with me.

284
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,240
Stay, stay.

285
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,160
Hi.

286
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,634
Darling.
- IMAGINARY CHOIR STOPS

287
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,680
Sorry.

288
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,240
PRIEST:
Good afternoon, everybody.

289
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,678
Thank you for coming today
to celebrate the love between

290
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,719
these two very special people.

291
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:03,155
Before we start, uh, Jake has asked
to play another piece on his bassoon.

292
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,597
HE PLAYS BASSOON

293
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,394
THEY SIGH

294
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,435
I can't do this reading.

295
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,836
Don't do it.
- What?

296
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,436
I'll do it.
You go and get him.

297
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,280
I can't go and get him.

298
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,557
Why not?
- It's too late.

299
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,592
I can't leave my father's wedding.

300
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,639
He's called "Klare" for God's sake

301
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,512
and he's already at the airport anyway.

302
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,720
Well, there you go.

303
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,320
Is it "running through the airport"
kind of love?

304
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,760
I'm not going to the airport.

305
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,473
He'd think I was insane.
- Yeah.

306
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,400
I'm just saying...
- The airport?

307
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,556
How would I even find him?

308
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,871
You can't get through security
without a boarding pass.

309
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,936
No, I wasn't suggesting that...
- I'd have to buy a dummy ticket

310
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,096
just to get through the gate.

311
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,430
I don't know when his flight is
or which terminal.

312
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,110
Imagine if I knew that.
Imagine him finding out I knew all that.

313
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,709
Imagine if he was just in Boots
buying a pair of tweezers

314
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,911
in Terminal Five,
and suddenly I was there.

315
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,110
"Hello, Klare."

316
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,640
Yeah. OK, that would be intense.

317
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,550
SHE SIGHS

318
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,720
The only person
I'd run through an airport for is you.

319
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,752
BASSOON SOLO ENDS

320
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,920
PRIEST: Thank you, Jake,
for that beautiful bassoon piece

321
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,399
uh, written specially for today.

322
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,274
I believe it's called...

323
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,440
"Where's Claire?"

324
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,393
APPLAUSE

325
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,755
I think what you guys are doing is amazing.

326
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,240
Sorry...

327
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,520
Phew! Fuck me.

328
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,195
SCATTERED LAUGHTER
- Sorry. Didn't get much sleep last night.

329
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:41,152
So, it turns out it's quite hard to come up
with something original to say about love

330
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,710
but I've had a go.

331
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,436
Love is awful.

332
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,917
SCATTERED LAUGHTER
- It's awful.

333
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,680
It's painful.

334
00:17:57,681 --> 00:17:58,830
It's frightening.

335
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,595
It makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself.

336
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,360
Distance yourself
from the other people in your life.

337
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,470
It makes you selfish.

338
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,116
It makes you creepy!

339
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,039
It makes you obsessed with your hair.

340
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,069
It makes you cruel!

341
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,994
It makes you say and do things
you never thought you would do!

342
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,959
There's something wrong with your priest.

343
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,879
PRIEST: It's all any of us want,
and it's hell when we get there!

344
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,710
So no wonder it's something
we don't want to do on our own.

345
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,273
I was taught, if we're born with love

346
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,596
then life is about choosing
the right place to put it.

347
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,876
People talk about that a lot,
it feeling right.

348
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,274
"When it feels right, it's easy."

349
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,794
But I'm not sure that's true.

350
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,194
It takes strength to know what's right.

351
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,438
And love isn't something
that weak people do.

352
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,160
Being a romantic
takes a hell of a lot of hope.

353
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,875
I think what they mean is...

354
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,792
when you find somebody that you love...

355
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,550
it feels like hope.

356
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,758
IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGS

357
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,830
SHE WHISPERS:
Go out the side way.

358
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,440
Now.

359
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,514
SHE SNIFFLES

360
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,032
PRIEST: So thank you for bringing us
all together here today.

361
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,119
To take words from this book of love...

362
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,354
"Be strong and take heart

363
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,792
all you who hope in the Lord."

364
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,149
Um, let's get on with the big bit.

365
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,000
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY

366
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,435
FLEABAG SIGHS

367
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,560
LIGHTER CLICKS

368
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,191
Oh. There you are.

369
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,760
Hi.

370
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,310
HE SIGHS

371
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,960
Huh.

372
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,113
THEY LAUGH

373
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,398
Ah...
HE LAUGHS

374
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,160
Oh, uh...

375
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,672
Oh, fuck it.
- SHE CHUCKLES

376
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,960
Thank you.

377
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,120
Mm.

378
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,396
And thank you.

379
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,515
Oh, the, uh, priest is looking for you.

380
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,640
FLEABAG:
Oh.

381
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,672
DAD: Don't break his heart.
- SHE CHUCKLES

382
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,776
Oh, well, thank you so much...
- Hiya.

383
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,712
Oh, are you leaving?
- Oh, actually, well...

384
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,310
I thought you were...
- I was changing.

385
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,631
Oh, yeah.
- What do you do? Do you get the...

386
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,513
Get the bus, or...?
- Yeah, I get the bus.

387
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,273
On the road?
- Just on the road.

388
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,595
I get on the bus.
- Cool.

389
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,037
OK.
- Well, bye, my daughter.

390
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,359
Bye, Father.
- HE CHUCKLES

391
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,949
Bye, Father.
- THEY LAUGH

392
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,400
"Bye, Father."
- THEY CHUCKLE

393
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,270
Goodbye.
- Bye.

394
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,919
THEY CHUCKLE

395
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,873
You nailed it.
- PRIEST CHUCKLES

396
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,949
PRIEST GROANS

397
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,550
They always lie.
It'll magically come in a minute.

398
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160
Yeah.

399
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,273
They're really into each other, those two.

400
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,840
It's nice.
- They really pulled it off.

401
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,680
Was your sister OK? She seemed...
- Yeah. She, um...

402
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,518
Bit on edge.
- She's run off to a work thing.

403
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,040
Wow. Dedicated.

404
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,759
Addicted.
- HE CHUCKLES

405
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,595
It's God, isn't it?

406
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,840
Yeah.

407
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,552
Damn.
- THEY CHUCKLE

408
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,960
Damn.

409
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,719
You know, the worst thing is...

410
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,394
that I fucking love you.

411
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,520
I love you.

412
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,470
No, no, don't.

413
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,640
No, let's just leave that out there,
just for a second on its own.

414
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,320
I love you.

415
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,560
It'll pass.

416
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,600
This bus is not magically coming.
- I think I'll walk.

417
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,354
OK.
- HE CHUCKLES

418
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,960
Uh, see you Sunday?

419
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,950
I'm joking, you're never ever allowed
in my church again.

420
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,514
SHE LAUGHS

421
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,080
I love you, too.

422
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,550
HE EXHALES

423
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,600
OK.

424
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,794
SHE GASPS

425
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,080
Ugh.

426
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,315
MUSIC: "This Feeling"
by Alabama Shakes

427
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,000
♪ I just kept hoping ♪

428
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,549
♪ I just kept hoping ♪

429
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,110
♪ The way would become clear... ♪

430
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,230
He went that way.

431
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,234
♪ I spent all this time ♪

432
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,478
♪ Trying to play, now ♪

433
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,840
♪ I found my way here ♪

434
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,874
SHE SNIFFLES

435
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,755
♪ See, I've been having me
a real hard time ♪

436
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,800
♪ But it feels so nice ♪

437
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,237
♪ To know I'm gonna be alright ♪

438
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,674
♪ So I just kept dreaming ♪

439
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,154
♪ Yeah, I just kept dreaming ♪

440
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,072
♪ It wasn't very hard ♪

441
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,074
♪ I spent all this time ♪

442
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,271
♪ Trying to figure out why ♪

443
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,876
♪ Nobody on my side ♪

444
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,675
♪ See, I've been having me
a real good time ♪

445
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,510
♪ And it feels so nice ♪

446
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,236
♪ To know I'm gonna be alright ♪

447
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,915
♪ Now, if I wanted to ♪

448
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,870
♪ I'd be ♪

449
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:11,559
♪ Alright. ♪