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Mum died three years ago.
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She had a double mastectomy,
but never really recovered.
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So why do you think your father
suggested you come for counselling?
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Because my mother died
and he can't talk about it.
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Get your hands off my miscarriage!
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- I'm sorry for your loss.
- What?
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- Your baby.
- Oh.
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So, there is a particular person
you're not having sex with?
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He's not available.
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I believe God meant for me
to love people as a father.
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I'll go up to three.
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No-one's asked me a
question in 45 minutes...
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So, what do you do?
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You'll always be interesting
with your quirky cafe
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and your dead best friend.
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Celibacy is a lot less complicated
than romantic relationships.
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But what if you meet someone you like?
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I talk and drink and laugh
and give them Bibles
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and hope they eventually leave me alone.
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What if you meet someone you love?
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We're not going to have sex.
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I'd really like to be
your friend, though.
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I'd like to be your friend too.
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What makes you a normal person?
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Well, I don't believe in God...
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I love it when he does that.
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I don't know.
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Just come out.
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- I prefer the last one.
- Me too.
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- It's a bit more subtle.
- Elegant, yeah.
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- It's these bits, isn't it?
- Yep.
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- Yep, last one, definitely.
- Yep. Great.
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- Really pleased with that!
- Yeah.
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- Once it's nipped in there...
- Oh, it'll be perfect.
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His arms.
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- Do you prefer weddings or funerals?
- Weddings.
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His arms.
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I think there's something
humbling about funerals.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's good to dwell
on the next life.
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You really think there's a next life?
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What do you believe? Worm food?
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- Why?!
- Why what?
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His neck.
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Why would you believe in something
awful when you could
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believe in something wonderful?
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Don't make me an optimist,
you will ruin my life.
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- Have you been to many funerals?
- A couple.
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His neck.
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And you've never felt them go somewhere?
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No, they were already gone.
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His beautiful neck.
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What?
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What?
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You just said, "His beautiful neck".
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No, I said that they'd already gone.
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Okay. Weird.
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Oh, right, so...
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This might be your idea of hell...
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...but I think it's kind of special.
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His beautiful neck.
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Quaker meeting.
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You're not allowed to speak.
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If the Spirit moves you to speak,
you have to stand up
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and share it with everyone.
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It's very intense.
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It's very quiet.
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It's very, very...
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...erotic.
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Oh.
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I think...
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I'm going to go home in November.
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I think.
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What's he thinking?
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What's he thinking?
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I don't really think it's...
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I'm not really feeling the...
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I don't think it's really
affecting me...
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Oh, my...
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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What am I going to say?
What am I going to say?
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I sometimes worry
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that I wouldn't be such a feminist
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if I had bigger tits.
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- Well, it's good you felt something.
- Is it?
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Something moved you.
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I'm not sure I needed to me
moved to discover that about myself.
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What were you thinking?
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I was thinking about how peaceful
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I felt and then for some reason,
I was thinking about your tits,
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which kind of ruined it.
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- Oh, my tits ruined your peace?
- Yeah. You could say that.
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- I should probably open the cafe...
- I've got a confession actually...
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- Oh, can I see it?
- Uh...
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Oh, yeah...
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It's a bit...
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What?
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- It's a bit...
- What...
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...the fuck?
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Hello.
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Oh, you gorgeous little thing.
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Can I ask, um,
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why so many guinea pigs?
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Oh, um...
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I just, um...
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This is an excellent one.
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I just thought it'd be
a unique selling point.
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Yeah.
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Which came first, the guinea pig
or the guinea pig cafe?
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That is a big, old question.
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Fair enough.
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What do guinea pigs do?
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They are born, they shit themselves
with fear and then they die.
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Can I use that at the wedding?
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Seriously, I need material.
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Tell me about your stepmother-to-be.
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Any... What's she like?
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Oh, she's, um...
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- she's from Exeter.
- Mm.
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Okay, thank you, that's very helpful.
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- How did she meet your dad?
- Through my mother.
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Right.
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She was my mother's
student at one point.
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- Do your parents get on?
- No.
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- Were you close to your mum?
- Yeah.
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You?
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Not really.
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- How come?
- So, that must've been a bit weird?
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I don't really think about it.
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- So, you run... No, no.
- Do you go back a lot to...
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Do you run this place on your own?
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- No, I opened it with a friend.
- Oh, cool, right.
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- So, you run it together?
- No, she's...
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...she, uh...
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She what?
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What?
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- What?
- She... she what?
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She...
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He's a bit annoying actually.
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What is that?
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What?
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That thing that you're doing.
It's like you disappear.
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- What?
- What are you not telling me?
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Nothing!
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Tell me what going on underneath there.
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- Nothing!
- Tell me, come on!
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- No!
- You can tell me.
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- Nothing! Nothing!
- Argh! What are you doing?!
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- Stop being so churchy.
- I'm not being churchy.
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- I'm just trying to get to know you.
- Well, I don't want that.
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Listen, I'm just trying to help you.
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What?
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No. No, I didn't mean...
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Oh, I know what you mean, Father.
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Thank you so much for your guidance.
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Come on, I didn't mean...
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I really should get back to work.
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A customer's bound to turn
up any minute.
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And you should be getting back to
God, don't you think?
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I think you played with my guinea
pig long enough.
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Okay.
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All right, bye.
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Sorry, girls.
People are starting to arrive.
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She was a spectacular woman.
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Don't worry. We can sort this out.
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Stop doing that to your face.
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No, I have to.
I don't know what's wrong!
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I just...
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I look so good.
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It's okay. We can sort it out.
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Just... Take some of your makeup off.
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I'm not wearing any makeup.
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What?
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What has happened?
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- I have never seen you look so good.
- I don't know, I just woke up...
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...looking amazing and then
everyone's going to think
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I got a fucking facial
for my mother's funeral.
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Oh, what the hell? You look incredible.
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We're trying to mess her up.
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No matter what I do to my hair,
it just keeps falling in this
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really chic way.
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Oh, God.
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- You look perfect.
- Thank you.
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Sorry, girls. People are starting to
arrive.
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Thank you.
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You don't have to greet
them if it's too...
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Gosh, you look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
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- You look glorious.
- Thank you.
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- Have you spoken to Dad?
- No, not yet.
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He's avoiding me.
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My deepest condolences, girls.
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She was magnificent.
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- Thanks so much.
- My God, you look well.
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Thank you. Have you?
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No, he's not really engaging.
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She was a spectacular woman.
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- Thanks.
- Darling, you look wonderful.
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Oh, my God.
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- Hi, Claire.
- Hi.
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Gosh. Grief clearly agrees with you.
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Thank you, Jeremy.
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Oh. Incoming.
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How are you doing?
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My God, she's shameless.
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Can you not think the fucking
worst of someone for just a split
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fucking second?
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Not everyone is after cock.
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She's definitely trying to fuck my dad.
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Well, she ain't made of wood.
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Do you want a ciggie?
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Ooh, incoming.
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Hi, Harry.
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Hi. Hi.
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- You okay?
- Mm-hm.
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You?
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Do you need anything?
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No, I'm good thanks. I've just
had a large glass of water.
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Are your trousers okay?
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Yeah, sorry, I left them in the drier.
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Ah, mate.
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Ah, shit, sorry.
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It's okay.
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It's just funerals when you actually
knew the person...
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They're so...
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It just doesn't feel real.
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I'm just going to miss her so much.
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- Have you cried yet?
- Yes.
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But I didn't see you cr...
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Wow, you look..
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Have you had your eyebrows done?
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Hi, girls. How you doing?
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- All right.
- Okay, thanks.
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You know, the hard bit's going to
come in a few weeks
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when it all calms down.
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- Yeah, I have heard.
- They do say that, yeah.
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When people start to forget
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and the cards and the
flowers stop turning up.
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- Yeah.
- Uh-huh, yeah.
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And people just disappear
because it spooks them
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to be around someone
perpetually in pain.
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- Okay.
- Right.
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And your lovely boyfriends might
not be able to cope.
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- Well, he's my husband...
- I'm sure they'll push through.
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I just want you to know that
I will always be there for you, always.
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- Always.
- Thank you.
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Always.
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Always.
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I'm going to check on the sausagerolls.
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Okay.
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See?
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Okay.
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Hey.
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I don't know how you're eating.
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Do something.
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Hi.
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Oh. Hello, darling.
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- Bit tight.
- Oh, yeah.
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Tell me about it.
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I found her very difficult, you know.
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I know.
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I loved her, but, um...
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00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:09,190
- That's all that really matters.
- No, I don't think it is.
266
00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:12,435
Her instincts were...
267
00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,848
She just knew how to be fun.
268
00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:18,943
How to be kind.
269
00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:20,465
She just knew.
270
00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:23,670
I'm just guessing.
271
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,446
You're fun, Dad.
272
00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:29,871
No, I didn't like that about her.
273
00:13:30,712 --> 00:13:33,847
I loved her, but I didn't like
that she was...
274
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,159
For a long time, I...
275
00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:42,750
And today...
276
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,709
...I was jealous of her.
277
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,323
That is a lovely thing to say, really.
278
00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,270
Oh, sorry.
279
00:13:57,568 --> 00:13:59,234
I'll leave you two.
280
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:09,082
- She's a bit annoying, isn't she?
- Mm.
281
00:14:10,886 --> 00:14:12,575
Look, let's go and find your sister.
282
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,481
Yeah, I don't think she wants to see me.
283
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,379
She loves you.
284
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,513
She just didn't get the fun gene.
285
00:14:27,855 --> 00:14:29,615
I just...
286
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,030
- I don't know what to...
- I know.
287
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,384
Buck up.
288
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:39,709
Smile.
289
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,012
Charm.
290
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:43,830
Off we go.
291
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:46,670
We'll be okay.
292
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:52,048
I'll follow you.
293
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,007
You look lovely, by the way.
294
00:14:58,054 --> 00:14:59,294
Thank you.
295
00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:17,577
I don't know what to do with it.
296
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,139
With what?
297
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:21,150
With all the love I have for her.
298
00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:27,144
I don't know where to put it now.
299
00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:31,223
I'll take it.
300
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,965
No, I'm serious.
301
00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:35,493
It sounds lovely.
302
00:15:35,946 --> 00:15:37,925
I'll have it.
303
00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:40,587
- You have to give it to me.
- Okay.
304
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,904
It's got to go somewhere.
305
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:07,178
♪ Children grow and women producing ♪
306
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:09,670
♪ Men go working, some go stealing ♪
307
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:12,153
♪ Everyone's got to make a living ♪
308
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:14,911
♪ L O X, yeah ♪
309
00:16:15,903 --> 00:16:17,293
♪ J. Lo, yeah ♪
310
00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:20,480
♪ We off the block this year ♪
311
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:22,802
♪ Went from a little to
a lot this year ♪
312
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,467
♪ Don't be fooled by
the rocks that I got ♪
313
00:16:25,537 --> 00:16:27,740
♪ I'm still, I'm still Jenny
from the block ♪
314
00:16:27,802 --> 00:16:29,950
♪ Used to have a little,
now I have a lot ♪
315
00:16:30,037 --> 00:16:32,774
♪ No matter where I go,
I know where I came from... ♪
316
00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:35,633
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Jesus!
317
00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:37,812
Why are you awake? It's 9:45!
318
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:39,909
Oh, my God! I thought you were
just in my head, then!
319
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,288
But, I mean, you were in my head, then.
320
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,569
But now you're there!
321
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,485
You okay, Father?
322
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,188
Ah, fuck, you calling me "Father"
323
00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:51,758
like it doesn't turn
you on just to say it.
324
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,919
- Do you want a drink?
- Okay.
325
00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:00,230
Don't move.
326
00:17:05,856 --> 00:17:07,576
Are you a nostalgic person?
327
00:17:09,037 --> 00:17:10,229
Yeah.
328
00:17:10,326 --> 00:17:12,451
- Do you like Winnie the Pooh?
- Yeah.
329
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,789
I fucking love Winnie the Pooh.
330
00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:17,365
I can't read a Winnie the Pooh
quote without crying.
331
00:17:17,983 --> 00:17:19,423
Fuck.
332
00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:21,879
Piglet.
333
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:24,830
Piglet.
334
00:17:26,084 --> 00:17:27,403
Why are you here?
335
00:17:27,428 --> 00:17:29,956
Sorry, but I mean why, why are you...
336
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:31,823
Were you looking for me?
337
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,276
I was on the verge of having
a little prayer, actually.
338
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,683
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
339
00:17:40,722 --> 00:17:43,761
Don't, don't you... That's my thing.
340
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:45,211
What were you praying about?
341
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:46,469
Please say you were praying for me.
342
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:47,995
I could do with the extra pair of hands.
343
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:52,558
Mine don't seem to have the
fucking reach any more.
344
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,795
God help me!
345
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,545
Whoa!
346
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,150
Thank you.
347
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,231
Do you know there was a man who
wanted to be a saint
348
00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:07,387
so badly he castrated himself just
to stop himself?
349
00:18:08,578 --> 00:18:10,904
You know... whack!
350
00:18:12,219 --> 00:18:13,699
Wow!
351
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:21,896
Here's to peace.
352
00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:26,510
And those who get in the way of it.
353
00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:42,937
I'm sorry about today.
354
00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:45,556
Forget it.
355
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:48,281
Look at this.
356
00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:55,349
Look at it.
357
00:18:55,443 --> 00:18:57,043
That's the first one I ever got.
358
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,970
Went all the way to Rome for that.
359
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:02,455
Such a nerd!
360
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:07,658
Two years before I was even allowed
to wear it, but I just...
361
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,017
I couldn't wait.
362
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:13,306
I couldn't wait! I knew I wanted a bold,
363
00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:16,205
you know, this colour, but proper plum.
364
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:18,430
You can only get proper plum in Italy.
365
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,950
Sometimes I worry I'm
only in it for the outfits.
366
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,512
So beautiful, isn't it?
367
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,849
I mean, your stuff is lovely, too.
368
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,138
What were you praying about?
369
00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:43,439
You don't like answering
questions, do you?
370
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:50,901
Okay.
371
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:58,271
Come with me.
372
00:20:00,836 --> 00:20:02,430
I know what to do with you.
373
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:06,844
You go in there, I go in there.
374
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,238
And you make me tell you all my secrets
375
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:11,191
so you can ultimately trap
and control me?
376
00:20:11,215 --> 00:20:13,416
Yeah. No.
377
00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:14,810
You tell me what's weighing
on your heart
378
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,051
and I listen without judgment
379
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,184
- and in complete confidence.
- Sounds dodgy!
380
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,429
I just listen.
381
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,625
At the very least it'll
shut me up for a minute.
382
00:20:21,649 --> 00:20:23,797
- I'm not Catholic.
- Tonight, that doesn't matter.
383
00:20:23,844 --> 00:20:25,352
Won't I catch fire or something?
384
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,669
If you did, it would confirm
my faith, so let's try it.
385
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,341
Go on.
386
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,960
Go on.
387
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:40,110
All right.
388
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,123
Okay, now you say, "Bless me
father for I have sinned."
389
00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:57,326
- I'm not going to say that!
- Well, very good.
390
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,887
"It's been..."
Uh, enter days, years, months
391
00:20:59,943 --> 00:21:01,566
- "...since my last confession."
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:04,099
Then I say, "That's okay,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah",
393
00:21:04,153 --> 00:21:05,466
till you tell me what's on your mind.
394
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,312
Tell me your ssss...
395
00:21:07,364 --> 00:21:10,504
- Sins.
- Sins, if you want.
396
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:13,480
- Why would I tell you my sins?
- Because it will make you feel better!
397
00:21:13,535 --> 00:21:16,291
And because I want to know.
398
00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:20,080
Okay.
399
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,769
I lied.
400
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:30,309
Okay.
401
00:21:30,638 --> 00:21:32,118
To you.
402
00:21:32,915 --> 00:21:36,288
- About?
- About the miscarriage.
403
00:21:43,753 --> 00:21:46,370
I was just covering for my sister
who actually had the miscarriage,
404
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,190
because her husband didn't know
she was pregnant, and it just...
405
00:21:49,955 --> 00:21:51,435
Okay.
406
00:21:54,989 --> 00:21:56,709
Keep going.
407
00:21:58,106 --> 00:22:00,119
And I've stolen things.
408
00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:05,250
I've had a lot of sex
outside of marriage.
409
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:09,307
And once or twice inside someone else's.
410
00:22:10,031 --> 00:22:12,551
And there's been a spot of sodomy.
411
00:22:13,112 --> 00:22:16,182
Um, there's been much masturbation,
412
00:22:16,207 --> 00:22:18,815
a bit of violence, and of course
the endless fucking blasphemy.
413
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:22,430
And?
414
00:22:23,496 --> 00:22:24,936
And...
415
00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:30,125
- Go on.
- And...
416
00:22:33,197 --> 00:22:34,757
I...
417
00:22:38,186 --> 00:22:39,906
...I can't...
418
00:22:41,065 --> 00:22:42,945
It's okay, go on.
419
00:22:44,105 --> 00:22:46,625
- Frightened.
- Of what?
420
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,482
Forgetting things.
421
00:22:51,052 --> 00:22:52,677
People.
422
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:54,622
Forgetting people.
423
00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:03,349
And I'm ashamed of not knowing what I...
424
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,643
What you want?
It's okay not to know what you want.
425
00:23:05,714 --> 00:23:09,737
No, I know what I want. I know
exactly what I want right now.
426
00:23:09,816 --> 00:23:11,581
What's that?
427
00:23:13,782 --> 00:23:15,652
It's bad.
428
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:17,588
It's okay.
429
00:23:19,536 --> 00:23:22,182
I want someone to tell me
what to wear in the morning.
430
00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:25,839
Okay, well, I think
there are people who can...
431
00:23:25,911 --> 00:23:28,871
No, I want someone to tell me
what to wear every morning.
432
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:33,270
I want someone to tell me what to eat,
433
00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:35,189
what to like, what to hate,
434
00:23:35,238 --> 00:23:36,918
what to rage about,
435
00:23:36,996 --> 00:23:39,215
what to listen to, what band to like,
436
00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,073
what to buy tickets for,
437
00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,989
what to joke about,
what not to joke about.
438
00:23:43,081 --> 00:23:45,479
I want someone to tell me
what to believe in,
439
00:23:46,612 --> 00:23:47,643
who to vote for,
440
00:23:47,698 --> 00:23:51,121
and who to love,
and how to... tell them.
441
00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:58,546
I just think I want someone to tell me
442
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,502
how to live my life, Father,
443
00:24:01,585 --> 00:24:04,070
because so far I think
I've been getting it wrong.
444
00:24:05,602 --> 00:24:08,477
And I know that's why people want
people like you in their lives.
445
00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:11,032
Because you just tell them how to do it.
446
00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:13,703
You just tell them what to do,
447
00:24:13,797 --> 00:24:15,189
and what they'll get
out of the end of it.
448
00:24:15,239 --> 00:24:17,622
Even though I don't believe
your bullshit, and I know that
449
00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:20,764
scientifically nothing I do makes
any difference in the end anyway,
450
00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:24,186
I'm still scared!
Why am I still scared?!
451
00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:36,231
So just tell me what to do.
452
00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:43,379
Just fucking tell me what to do, Father!
453
00:24:52,312 --> 00:24:53,623
Kneel.
454
00:24:55,688 --> 00:24:57,208
What?
455
00:24:59,825 --> 00:25:01,406
Kneel.
456
00:25:07,322 --> 00:25:08,820
Just kneel.
457
00:26:35,276 --> 00:26:38,456
- Is this a skirt and trousers?
- Sorry, sorry.