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Oh. Peace be with you.
Yeah, you, too. Thank you.
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Peace be with you.
- Peace be with you.
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And also with you.
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Peace be with you.
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And also with you.
- Peace be with you.
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Peace be with you.
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Peace be with you.
- And also with you.
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Peace be with you.
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And also with you.
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PRIEST:
Let us pray.
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IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGING
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PRIEST:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven
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hallowed be Thy name.
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SHE MOUTHS THE WORDS
- Thy Kingdom come
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Thy will be done on Earth
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as it is in Heaven.
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Give us this day our daily bread
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and forgive us our trespasses
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as we forgive those
who trespass against us
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and lead us not into temptation
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but deliver us from evil.
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Amen.
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ALL:
♪ Rooted, grafted ♪
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♪ Built on Thee ♪
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Please be seated.
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And also with you.
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Um...
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Sorry, uh...
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Uh, yes, today's, um...
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Uh, uh, today's notices.
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There's a raffle, um,
at tomorrow's fete
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to raise funds for the, uh...
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uh, t... uh, excuse...
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I'm sorry.
The diocesan pilgrimage to Lourdes.
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Uh, congratulations
to St. Ethelred's football club.
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WOMAN WHOOPS
- PRIEST CHUCKLES
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3-1 victory.
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Uh, next Friday is a First Friday
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and I'm going to be making
my usual sick calls
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to the housebound
with the Eucharist.
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And finally, on Thursday,
I'm going to begin
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H-Holy Communion preparation classes.
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And there are more details
of that in the parish newsletter
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along with my latest review.
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QUIET CHUCKLING
- That's all, folks.
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Uh, please stand for God's blessing.
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Thanks so much. All the best.
- Thank you, Father.
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Sure. See you next week.
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All the best.
- Really good one, Father.
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Nice to see you, Gina.
- Loved the story about your eye.
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BOTH LAUGH
- Oh, yes. Stop, stop. Off you go.
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Give my regards to those budgies.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Hello.
- Hi.
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SHE CHUCKLES: This is lovely.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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I thought you'd be in prison by now.
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Oh, well, I keep trying,
but they just won't have me.
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THEY BOTH LAUGH
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I'm sorry about your eye.
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Oh, that's OK.
Gives me some edge.
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I've told them some heroic bullshit.
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Ah, bless you, Sandy.
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Thank you, Father.
- Bless you.
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Get well.
- Thank you.
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Bye, now. Have a nice day.
- Thank you, bye-bye.
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God bless you.
- Bye. See you next week.
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Bless you.
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I just wanted to, uh
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pay you back for dinner.
- Oh, no.
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Thank you. Honestly.
- Because I... No, no, really. I insist.
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It'll have to be in instalments.
- I don't want it.
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I don't want it. I've got no pockets.
- But I really... I just, I...
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THEY LAUGH
- Honestly, thank you.
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OK.
- Ah, ah, ah!
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I'm going to knife the candles, Father.
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They're a bit clogged up.
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OK, Pam.
- Yeah.
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Well, the-the hair dryer
is in the, in the wonky drawer.
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Under the wonky drawer.
Yes, I know.
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Hello, love.
- Hi.
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Oh, is that for the collection?
How sweet.
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How kind. Thank you.
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That's Pam.
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Do you like tea?
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Jesus.
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SHE SNIFFS
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PRIEST: Tea.
- Great.
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I don't want to boast
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but I make a cracking... Oh!
- SHE GASPS
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Bastard! Sorry!
- Oh.
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Bastard!
- Um...
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Let me just,
let me just get this.
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OK. Oh, dear.
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Oh, is that holy?
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A bit less than it was before.
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SHE CHUCKLES
- Shit. Uh...
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Oh, well.
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He'll understand.
He's an understanding sort.
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OK.
HE CHUCKLES
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There you go.
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Sorry about all the tat.
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It's for a fund-raiser
garden party thing tomorrow.
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So much stuff.
Absolutely no staff.
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You can volunteer if you want.
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Ah.
- BOTH CHUCKLE
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I'm only joking.
- Oh.
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Probably got a life. Oh.
- Mm.
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What's the time?
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Um...
- Do you want a proper drink?
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I've got cans of G&T from M&S.
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Well, it's...
- I will if you will.
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SHE CHUCKLES
OK.
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OK.
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Yeah.
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BOTH CHUCKLE
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Thanks.
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So, you're a cool priest, are you?
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A cool priest?
- Yeah.
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No, I'm a big reader with no friends.
Are you a cool person?
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Oh, I'm a pretty normal person.
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A normal person.
- Yeah, a normal person.
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What makes you a normal person?
- Well, I don't believe in God.
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I love it when He does that.
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So, you were in my prayers last night.
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Likewise.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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What?
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Your baby.
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Oh. Yeah, thank you.
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Thank you. Yes. I, uh...
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I'm... Thank you.
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Is the father alright?
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Well, he's...
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He doesn't really...
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exist.
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I understand.
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The funeral liturgy says
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that life is changed, not ended.
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I've always loved that,
if that's of any help.
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No. Thank you very much,
but I really am an atheist.
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Yeah, I gathered that
by the smelling of the Bible.
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BOTH CHUCKLE
- Oh.
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New sermon?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
that's, uh...
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I-I write,
uh, restaurant reviews
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for the parish magazine.
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I was just finishing up the last one.
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I actually just came up
with a really good title.
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Oh, what is it?
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No.
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What?
- No, it's not cool.
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Well, neither are we, so...
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"I'd spend 40 days and 40 nights
in that dessert."
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Oh, God, I fancy a priest.
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There you go. Thanks.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Hey.
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Are you having an event?
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No.
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What?
Why are there so many people here?
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Well, it's just successful,
I guess.
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Why is everyone talking
to each other?
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Oh, it's Chatty Wednesday.
If you buy something
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you have to have a chat
with someone you don't know.
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What?
- Loneliness pays.
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Listen, can we...?
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Sure.
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I know you and I haven't...
- Have you had a check-up?
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Yes. It's-it's fine.
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It's really not a big deal.
It happens all the time.
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Hello.
- No!
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Where are you from?
- I'm-I'm not...
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This isn't...
I'm-I'm not part of this.
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I shouldn't have to...
I don't want to tell you that.
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No. Sorry. No.
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Tooting.
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She hasn't bought anything yet, Joe.
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Oh, shit! I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Does Martin know?
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You're not supposed to tell anyone
for the first 12 weeks.
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Well, you can tell the father.
- I just haven't told him, OK?
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OK, well, what does he know?
- I don't want to talk about it. OK?
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And I never want anyone
to know about it.
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You have it.
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You're better at dealing
with awful things, anyway.
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I don't want it.
- Well, you took it
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now everyone thinks
you have it, so you have it.
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CLAIRE SIGHS
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What?
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They're some pretty funky trainers.
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I said I'm fine.
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I just really, really don't want anyone
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to make a big deal out of this, OK?
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Brutal. Just brutal.
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You must feel rotten.
- Mm.
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Do you feel rotten?
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Um, I'd-I'd rather not talk about it,
if that's OK.
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Of course, darling.
Come on up.
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Claire, get the door,
for God's sake.
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Did you know who the father was?
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Um, you know, I'd rather not talk about it,
if that's OK.
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No, of course, darling.
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Here. Here.
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I've got a setup
I'm very excited about.
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It's going to be very striking.
- Cool.
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So, Claire, if you just sit here.
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That's lovely, and, darling.
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Mm-hmm.
- Just beside her.
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Like that. Lovely.
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And actually,
if you could just...
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That's it. That's it.
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Just a bit.
- Oh.
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SHE WHISPERS:
A bit more. Bit more.
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GODMOTHER:
There. Perfect.
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Gorgeous. Yes.
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Sorry, no.
If you could just...
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That's it.
Thank you, darling.
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So, um...
- She can't not talk about it.
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You know, I have six friends...
- A lie.
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...who've had miscarriages.
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Five of them never managed
to produce a child afterwards.
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But the sixth one did,
and rather regretted it.
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So, I think you've probably
done the right thing.
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Thank you.
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Did you never want them?
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Oh, I'm still thinking about it.
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Is Dad here?
I texted him, but...
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Oh, I saw that.
- Oh, so he is here?
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Sorry, no.
I've got his phone today.
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I love that colour.
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Which one?
- That one.
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Oh, that's three colours.
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FLEABAG: Right.
- I'm getting rid of it.
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But it was quite
an adventure painting.
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I had an orgasm as I finished it.
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Well, let's hope we all get
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as much pleasure out of this one.
SHE CHUCKLES
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PHONE VIBRATES
- No, no. Could you...
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Um, I have a pretty full afternoon, so...
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GODMOTHER: Oh, have you got to go back
to Finland again?
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No, Finland are coming here.
- Oh. That's easier for you.
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Mm.
- PHONE VIBRATES
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GODMOTHER: Are you still OK
to pick up the invitations?
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Oh, yes, of course.
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And did you find that
ribbon thing for the flowers?
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CLAIRE: Yes.
- Great.
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GODMOTHER:
And is Martin's nose on the mend?
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Yes.
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GODMOTHER:
And how's the, uh, bassoon solo coming on?
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Oh, yes, he's practising.
- PHONE VIBRATES
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Oh, God,
and now I just have to...
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FLEABAG: What?
- Sorry, Claire, can you look up, please?
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Thank you.
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...organise canapés
for an awards ceremony.
256
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,319
Oh, gosh, you must be exhausted.
257
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,553
Does the little cafe do canapés?
258
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,836
It totally could, yeah.
259
00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,960
There you are.
That's one off the list.
260
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,200
Great.
261
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,154
Gosh, haven't you got
a lovely, thick neck.
262
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PHONE VIBRATES
263
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,835
That was fun.
- Thank you.
264
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,816
Yeah, I really can help
with the canapés if it's...
265
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,116
I'm gonna say this quickly. OK.
- OK.
266
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,176
Martin wants to press charges
against you for assault.
267
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,776
I've tried to talk him down,
but to be fair
268
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,837
you did hit him fucking hard.
- What?
269
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,991
I will provide you
with exceptional legal advice
270
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,736
as long as you don't tell anyone
I'm providing you
271
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,274
with exceptional legal advice.
- What?
272
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,440
This is happening.
273
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,320
I am mortified,
but it is happening, OK?
274
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,353
I will hire this lawyer
to scare him off
275
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,960
and I will hire you to do the canapés.
276
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,840
Who's the lawyer?
277
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,111
Oh, he's a friend.
He mainly defends rapists.
278
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,776
He has a high success rate, then?
279
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,190
Oh, undefeated. Come on.
- FLEABAG SIGHS
280
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CLAIRE:
I've filled him in with the basics.
281
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,080
That your husband's an animal?
282
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,152
Be serious.
Just do whatever he says.
283
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,594
And don't flirt with him.
284
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,160
I'm not going to f...
285
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,559
Fucking hell. OK.
286
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,719
Claire.
- David, thank you so much.
287
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,280
Oh. Sorry.
- Wow.
288
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,752
I can take you to court for that.
- BOTH LAUGH
289
00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,440
This the little troublemaker, then?
290
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,680
Hi.
- Hi.
291
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,072
Now, listen, I just want to be clear
that whatever happens
292
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,198
I don't sleep with people I work with, OK?
293
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,914
HE LAUGHS: Ah!
- THEY CHUCKLE
294
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,554
I'm joking.
HE LAUGHS
295
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,830
Slip on in, ladies.
296
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,830
Well, if you spit guilty
297
00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,554
you'll have to swallow a short jail term,
or community service
298
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,034
if you're lucky.
- Or?
299
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,594
You definitely started it?
- Yes.
300
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,360
Any witnesses?
- About... 30.
301
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,480
CLAIRE SIGHS
302
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,056
The most important thing, honey,
is that you do not
303
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,878
under any circumstances, apologise.
304
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,316
I can do that.
- No, that's not what we discussed.
305
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,232
Or that can be taken
as an admission of guilt.
306
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,816
I assume you know the victim personally.
307
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,956
Yes, she...
- No and...
308
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,038
let's not call him "the victim" yet,
shall we?
309
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,396
Well, that's what he is.
- Yes. Right.
310
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,269
They've definitely fucked.
311
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,192
We just want a letter to scare him off
312
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,720
if he ends up seeking proper action.
313
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,856
Really doesn't make sense, Claire.
- Actually, maybe not.
314
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,439
I think it makes perfect sense.
315
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,616
I just want to be ahead of the game.
- God, I can't tell.
316
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,233
That's a habit of yours, I've heard.
317
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,800
Oh, I've got it.
- Is it?
318
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,736
They haven't.
- You're gonna have to tell me who said that.
319
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,080
Never.
- But they're going to.
320
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,072
David.
- Oh, God, I've got to get out.
321
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,310
Claire.
- Excuse me.
322
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,896
Where you off to, little lady?
323
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,515
I'm just gonna let this, uh... yeah.
324
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,237
BIRDS CHIRP
- SHE SIGHS
325
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,437
IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGS
326
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,896
You alright?
- SINGING STOPS ABRUPTLY
327
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,673
Yeah. Just thought I'd leave you to it.
328
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,633
Sorry.
- What?
329
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,856
He says he'll only talk you through
potential proceedings
330
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,656
if you go for a drink with him.
- SHE LAUGHS: What?
331
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,955
I know.
- Outrageous.
332
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,696
Stop smiling.
- I thought he was after you.
333
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,280
Oh, so did I, but my hair
isn't great at the moment.
334
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,034
Either way,
it's very inappropriate.
335
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,680
Don't sleep with him.
- I won't.
336
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,989
Don't.
- I won't!
337
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,639
I don't do that anymore.
- What?
338
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,193
Why? Are you ill?
- No.
339
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,317
Then what?
- Well, I... I...
340
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,997
I just...
- Oh, my God. Have you met someone?
341
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,279
Well... well, not really.
- Back with Harry?
342
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,056
No, it's actually... so, well...
- Someone new?
343
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,719
Is he single?
- Sort of.
344
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,876
SHE SIGHS
345
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,040
Take this.
I'll try talk Martin down
346
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,240
but call him if you need him.
He's a very good lawyer.
347
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,116
Surprisingly...
348
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,800
tender underneath it all.
349
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,440
Knew it.
350
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,880
What you did in the restaurant
was unforgivable.
351
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,480
I know.
352
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,480
Thank you.
353
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,616
OK. Well, I'll, um...
- Listen, I actually
354
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,836
just wanted to give you this.
355
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,960
It's just one session,
but you've been through a lot
356
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,992
so I just...
- Come on. I said I'm fine.
357
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,755
I'm weirdly fine.
358
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,436
I'd rather have the money.
359
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,995
SHE SIGHS
360
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,911
Excuse me.
I've got dry forearms.
361
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,800
Sure.
362
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,920
So why have you come
to this session?
363
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,120
Uh, it was a birthday present
from my father.
364
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,120
Is that a joke?
365
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,680
No.
366
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,640
It would be good
not to make jokes in here
367
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,359
just in case anything gets...
368
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,631
lost in humorous translation.
369
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,600
Oh, I don't know if I can do that.
SHE LAUGHS
370
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600
Is that a joke?
371
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,840
No.
372
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,711
Well, just try not to,
or make it very obvious.
373
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,920
Sure.
374
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,760
So why do you think your father suggested
you come for counselling?
375
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,914
Um, I think because my mother died
and he can't talk about it
376
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,736
and my sister and I
didn't speak for a year
377
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,296
because she thinks I tried
to sleep with her husband
378
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,915
and because I spent most
of my adult life using sex to deflect
379
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,800
from the screaming void
inside my empty heart.
380
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,240
I'm good at this.
381
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,240
Although I don't really do that anymore.
382
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,509
You close with your family?
383
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,960
We get on with it.
384
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,640
Do you talk?
385
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:37,760
God, no.
386
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,040
Any friends?
387
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Sorry?
388
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,230
Any friends?
389
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,356
Um...
390
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,160
no, I don't really have time for...
391
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,951
Well, I have a guinea pig,
but she blows hot and cold.
392
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,236
SHE CHUCKLES
Not a joke.
393
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,636
Tell me about the sex.
394
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,589
SHE LAUGHS
395
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:58,920
All of it?
396
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,520
You said you don't do that now.
397
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,480
Oh, no, I just play tennis now.
398
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,080
Tough crowd.
399
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,560
Sorry.
400
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I just...
401
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,320
Sex didn't bring anything...
402
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,798
...good, so I'm... I'm trying not to...
403
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,600
But I've...
404
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,957
And what have you found
in your abstinence?
405
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,440
Well, I'm very horny,
and you're little scarf isn't helping.
406
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,800
So the impulse is still there.
407
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,790
Oh.
408
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,920
Yeah, the...
409
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,236
The impulse is...
410
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,000
The impulse is v-very much still there.
SHE CHUCKLES
411
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,280
It's just never the right person.
412
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,596
Mm-hmm.
So there is a particular person
413
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,796
you're not having sex with.
414
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,360
No.
415
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,480
No, well, nothing's happened. I just...
416
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,950
He's not available.
417
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,597
In a relationship?
- Yes. A bad one.
418
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,236
Oh, really? How so?
419
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,976
It's the sort of relationship
where one partner
420
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,160
tells the other how to dress.
421
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,600
Are you in love with him?
422
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,030
SHE CHUCKLES
No.
423
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,076
Why do you find that funny?
424
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,040
Well, I...
425
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,680
I lied. I just...
426
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,120
I don't kn-know.
427
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,120
Just not a romantic?
428
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,400
No.
429
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Just...
430
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,353
a girl with no friends
and an empty heart?
431
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,549
By your own description.
432
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,520
I have friends.
433
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,393
Oh. So you do have someone to talk to.
434
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,234
Yeah.
SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE
435
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,310
Do you see them a lot?
436
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,630
Oh, they're...
SHE CHUCKLES
437
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,240
They're always there.
They're...
438
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,320
They're always there.
SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
439
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,116
Why do you find that funny?
440
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,056
Listen, I don't need to be analysed.
I have a nice life. I just...
441
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,120
I just wanted to exchange
the voucher for the money.
442
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,389
It's a bit late for that now.
443
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,480
I've only been here five minutes.
444
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,520
I want the money.
445
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,030
I want to fuck a priest.
446
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,434
Catholic?
- Yes.
447
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,910
A good one?
- Yes.
448
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,952
Looks good in the, um...
- Mm, yes.
449
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,320
I understand.
450
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,256
Do you really want to fuck the priest
451
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,600
or do you want to fuck God?
452
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,712
Can you fuck God?
- Oh, yes.
453
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,838
Look, just-just please tell me
how to not fuck a priest
454
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,920
before I get arrested.
455
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,496
Well, I don't think fucking a priest
will make you feel
456
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,840
as powerful as you think it will.
457
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,440
Can you just tell me what to do?
458
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,880
You know.
459
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,856
You already know
what you're going to do.
460
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:30,880
Everybody does.
461
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,480
What?
462
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,757
You've already decided
what you're going to do.
463
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,960
So what's the point in you?
464
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,240
You know what you're going to do.
465
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,639
No, I don't.
466
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,040
Yes, you do.
- I don't.
467
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,912
You do. You do.
- I don't. I don't!
468
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,679
THE PRIEST LAUGHS
469
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,200
Good luck.
- Thank you.
470
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,596
Shut up.
471
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,912
Hi, can I have two raffle tickets, please?
472
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,040
Oh, my God.
473
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,360
Oh, my God. Hi.
474
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,800
Hi! You're...
475
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,112
Yeah. Yes.
- With child. Cool.
476
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,953
Yeah, you got a fringe.
- Yeah.
477
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,798
Yeah. Cool.
- Aw. You always wanted a baby.
478
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,399
You always wanted a fringe.
479
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,636
SHE CHUCKLES
- She is amazing.
480
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,359
I mean, it's been tough but amazing.
481
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,510
Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
482
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,160
I mean, the birth really took its toll.
483
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,416
Oh, really?
Was it a tricky one?
484
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,456
I can't really remember it now.
485
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,712
But the whole thing has just...
really changed me.
486
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,275
I just don't feel...
You know, my emotions
487
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,791
are up and down.
My body just feels different.
488
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,951
I mean, Elaine is being amazing.
489
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,040
So supportive...
490
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,616
Sounds like you have postnatal depression.
491
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,518
I do, yeah, but we're working through it.
492
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,559
Sure.
493
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,136
Just to let you know,
the band is gonna start
494
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,720
in a couple of minutes.
- Hey, Father. This is Suzie.
495
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,393
Oh, I don't know how to talk to babies.
496
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,119
Sorry.
Do you guys know each other?
497
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,480
Well, we sort of used to...
- Uh, yeah, I used
498
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,360
to be her girlfriend.
- ...used to kind of...
499
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,600
Oh, cool.
500
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,200
Good for you.
501
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,736
Well, I'm gonna go
and show her the coconuts.
502
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,195
She's really good at counting.
- SHE CHUCKLES: OK.
503
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,198
PAM:
Excuse me, everyone!
504
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,678
The Youthy Band is about to play
the ode to something!
505
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,194
LAUGHS
- You having fun?
506
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,594
Yes. Yeah.
- Selling well?
507
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,056
Yes, I think so.
- Good? Oh, a puzzle!
508
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,576
Love a puzzle.
- Father, the-the Youthy Band
509
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,776
are about to...
- Yes, I-I heard you, Pam.
510
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,315
Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.
- PAM CHUCKLES
511
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,316
Oh, there's the main event.
512
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,114
Yeah.
- Very talented.
513
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,237
She, um, sh-she...
514
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,670
don't say it...
she-she actually, uh...
515
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,796
just-just don't say it...
516
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,599
she actually orgasmed
when she finished it.
517
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,713
Just said it. Apparently.
518
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Ah.
519
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,993
Well, whatever gets you there.
520
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,596
THEY LAUGH SOFTLY
521
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,800
PAM:
Father!
522
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,111
Father, we have
a cupcake situation over here!
523
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,953
OK, Pam!
I will be there to cupcake!
524
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,240
THEY LAUGH
525
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,000
Thank you so much for helping.
526
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,435
Thanks.
527
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,040
SHE SIGHS
528
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,679
Arm touch.
SHE EXHALES
529
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,190
BAND STARTS TO PLAY
530
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,591
At least my son is in the Youthy Band.
531
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,000
What's your excuse?
HE CHUCKLES
532
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,793
SHE GROANS
533
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,550
I'm helping the priest.
534
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,917
Wow, you do love a challenge, don't you?
535
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,036
THEY CHUCKLE
536
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,816
Hey, I just want to say something.
537
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,520
It's from River Island.
I got it last week.
538
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:14,157
No, I want to say that I'm sorry
for saying what I said.
539
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,278
I'm sorry for what you went through.
540
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,800
I'm sorry.
541
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,816
I know what you're doing.
I'm not gonna say it.
542
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,275
I'm just saying sorry.
- I'm not gonna say it.
543
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,600
I'm sorry.
544
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,440
Mm-mm.
545
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,600
OK.
546
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,556
And thank you.
547
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,200
She and I have never been better.
548
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,953
Oh.
- You had a big part in that.
549
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,879
THEY CHUCKLE
- I'm happy for you.
550
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,376
I'm happy you've found a way to deflect
551
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:44,077
from your pitiful, self-sabotaging,
ego-driven, masturbatory...
552
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,200
I cannot believe how well
this is coming out, pawing
553
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,075
insidious, insidious,
overwhelming mediocrity
554
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,590
only to finally figure out
that at your very core
555
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,639
you are a... w-weaky.
556
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:57,960
Damn!
557
00:21:57,961 --> 00:22:00,350
A weaky?
- Damn. Damn.
558
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,199
Wow. A weaky.
- BAND STOPS PLAYING
559
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,914
APPLAUSE
- CROWD CHEERS
560
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,357
In that case,
I just wanted you to know
561
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,157
that I'm impressed
with how you just keep bouncing back.
562
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,913
I really am.
HE CHUCKLES
563
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,271
You're a... strongy.
564
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,113
HE LAUGHS
565
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,674
That was awesome, man!
566
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,336
Creepy Jake.
Mainly says things like...
567
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,360
Where's Claire?
568
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,754
And...
- Where's Claire?
569
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,160
Well, she couldn't make it, man.
570
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,392
Lucky for us,
your aunt is an avid churchgoer.
571
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,709
Hi. Thanks for watching.
572
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,956
Oh, you were excellent.
573
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,360
HE CHUCKLES
574
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,835
Oh.
- Ooh.
575
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,479
Careful there, buddy.
HE CHUCKLES
576
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,856
You could go down for that sort
of behaviour these days.
577
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,076
It was just a hug.
- "It was just a hug."
578
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,960
You got to do better
than that these days, boy
579
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,753
especially around this firecracker.
580
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,120
But I didn't do...
- Come on.
581
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,160
I don't want to be an asshole.
582
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,520
I just want her to be happy.
583
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,998
And she has been really happy.
584
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,034
Until she saw you.
585
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,276
Just saying.
586
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:02,920
Ow.
587
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,550
SHE SIGHS
588
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,557
IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGS
589
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,795
Psst.
590
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,474
Hi, Jake. Oh.
- SINGING STOPS
591
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,600
Tell her to leave him.
592
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,360
What?
593
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,394
Tell her...
594
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,753
to leave him.
595
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,480
He's gonna kill someone one day.
596
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Hey.
597
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,394
Yes, Father. Yes, Father?
598
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,353
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
599
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,480
Oh, God.
600
00:23:47,481 --> 00:23:48,720
...can I get that coconut back?
601
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,950
They're actually on hire.
602
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,696
Uh, I'm not sure if a lot of them
603
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,951
are even real actually,
which is morally a bit dubious.
604
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,350
But we got to make money somehow.
Sorry. Thank you.
605
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,795
Thanks.
- Knuckle brush.
606
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,196
Uh, also...
607
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,953
I hope you don't mind, but, um...
608
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,952
I've marked a few pages in here
609
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,136
that I thought might be...
- Oh, I...
610
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,039
HE LAUGHS
611
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,920
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not trying to...
612
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,798
HE SIGHS
They're just words.
613
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,237
OK, it's just
I-I think I know what happens.
614
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,800
THEY CHUCKLE
615
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,310
Classic.
616
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,190
Come on, have a read.
617
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,400
I'd like to know what you think.
618
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,989
And if you ever want to...
619
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,434
uh, talk about stuff, I'm here.
620
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,713
With a G&T, of course.
621
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,440
You can come whenever you want.
622
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,640
I'd like you to come.
623
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,360
If it helps.
624
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,116
IMAGINARY CHOIR SINGS
625
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,000
THUNDER CRASHES
626
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,670
THUNDER RUMBLES