This past season on "Below Deck Med"...
My knee is so ----ed.
I'm freaked out, I can't do this.
-There will be no chef? -No chef?
Welcome back.
Mathew's very unpredictable.
I'm going home.
Just stop ----ing walking with me.
Get off my [bleep] ----ing face.
But he is really a great chef.
I need to come back.
I am so amazed with this.
-Mat's food was... -We're gonna kidnap him.
Considering everything we've been through together,
I want to end on a high note.
-I'll have you on lates. -I do wanna rotate.
Third stew generally is laundry bitch.
You're a ----ing bosun. Stand the [bleep] down.
Like, who, like, enjoys conflict?
I ----ing hate it.
I'm adding someone.
I blame Lexi for us bringing on a fourth stew.
I don't want that girl to be here.
[retches]
Somebody's gonna get hurt, and it's gonna be because of me.
It would be best if we say goodbye.
As far as the lead deckhand goes,
I will name one when I see fit.
-What up? -David, get out on deck.
You're usually the guy I can count on
to set a good example for everyone.
I've done galley and lower pantry.
Everything's set up for the picnic.
I've had my down point, but now I want to be there,
and I wanna push us through.
Am I gonna find a new crew,
what's the next job, and is it gonna be such
a safe and understanding environment?
I just wanna pay for everyone but Lexi.
-You're ugly as [bleep]. -Whoa.
Yeah, and if this wasn't on camera,
I would have smacked your ass.
It's permeated through the entire boat.
-Mm-hmm. -I have to let you go.
Considering Delaney is still here, it's an option.
It's best it's just me and Courtney.
Like, she's on the ball.
I do not want the client to feel the impact.
How are you guys gonna do it with two people?
Isn't that gonna be crazy?
My back!
How are two of us gonna do it? There's no way.
I don't wanna be a dick, but we need an extra person right now.
How many days left?
Why not spend a few more days together?
Charter number seven, Ian Wallace and Jemele Hill.
-[glass breaks] -Ooh-hoo.
We have some clothes that might need steam.
There's a lot of them, Katie.
The fish and the chicken are just a little bland.
Yeah, we need some more flavor.
I get insecure whenever I get criticism.
Even the smallest thing.
This is, like, no.
-Can I get an omelette? -Double what she got.
[bleep] [bleep]
You've gotta be ----ing kidding me.
These eggs have put me over the edge.
...repeating in my head.
Can you do me a favor?
I reckon these eggs have put me over the edge.
-Okay, don't, don't, don't. -I'm gonna cry.
You stressed out this morning?
No!
You're fine, okay? We got this.
Mathew's stress is getting the better of him.
He got two ----ing complaints.
-The fish is, like, mad bland. -It is.
I taste all kinds of beets.
Sorry about that.
-Okay, good? -No.
I don't know what to do. Just stop spiraling.
-This is... -Like, smashed.
Yeah, I gave them the wrong ----ing one,
because that's the mushroom one.
Coco, that omelette, it's actually the one with bacon.
Sorry, this is actually the one with bacon as well,
-so the same as-- -That's him.
-And it has cheese. -Yeah.
-Mm-hmm. -Thank you.
Like Christmas.
I'm embarrassed that I'm sending this to the table.
These are some of the worst egg dishes
I've ever served in my career.
But I just need to finish breakfast service.
-Yeah. -We got the egg whites.
Yes.
Can we get a couple toasted bagels from...
-Bagels? -Sure.
Yes, to make this situation.
Bagels? I'll tell him.
[bleep]
Mathew, they want some toasted bagels.
Toasted bagels?
So, we have some homemade banana bread.
This banana bread...
is he really known for dessert, baking,
I guess, he's really good?
He's generally quite good on most things, like...
I have two stews.
I have demanding ----ing guests.
Bagels.
We all just have to move forward,
because they're not gonna stop being demanding.
You've gotta be able to drop sh--, let it go, and carry on.
This beach picnic, do you guys still wanna do it?
-Yes. -St. Nicholas Fortress.
And that's where the interior stairs are.
-Does 2:00 sound okay? -Yeah, that's fine.
Is anyone still picking, or?
-I'm good. -No, you can take it.
-Good? -Yeah.
I heard they were putting the toys out.
-Yeah. -Okay.
There's some jet-skis out now.
-Oh! -Oh, yeah.
Okay, we'll talk about the beach barbeque
once Malia's got the logistics, yeah?
----ing day, the worst day ever.
We ready for some water sports?
Can we do those?
Yeah, of course you can.
Let me get you some lifejackets.
Mzi, can you come to the swim platform, please?
Copy that, coming.
Come on.
-Last day. -Yeah.
Literally.
Everything went backwards.
I know, same. Don't... for us, as well.
-Ah! -I don't know, doesn't matter...
They're fine, hey? It's done.
They're, like, good.
It's not done. They want 2:30?
Maybe one more salad.
I'll give you a little push.
You need to head over and start.
-I know. -Okay.
We're going.
I'll stay back here.
We're loaded up in the tender now.
-Take Courtney or... -Take an interior?
Yeah.
Because I have water sports happening, and...
That's right.
Someone's gonna have to tow them, and...
-Okay. -Let's do this.
-Interior, interior. -Go ahead.
I need either you or Courtney to come with me
and set up the beach picnic, please.
And we need to go as soon as possible.
Copy that.
She's got water sports everywhere, so...
Katie, are you good to go, or do you want me to go?
-Courtney, can you go? -Copy.
Only one time.
-Hello? -Jeez.
You're gonna stay on board with Captain Sandy.
-Are you good? -Yep.
Is all their stuff in the laund?
It's down there, but it's not in.
Okay, I'll do it.
Because there's so much sh--.
I'm just putting on my sunnies.
Okay.
So, we need one more chair.
See you later.
Opa.
Bridge, bridge, that is tender away, me and Courtney.
You've got Lloyd and Mzi on deck.
-Yeah. -I wiped out.
Sister Katie?
Hello?
Sister Courtney?
Somebody, anybody? Is there one?
-Hello? -Hi.
Can I help you?
Oh, we just want something to drink.
Something to drink? I'll grab Katie.
Yeah, thank you.
You're welcome, whereabout are you, on the...
-We're just in the hot tub. -Hot tub?
All right, I'll send her right up.
-Thank you very much. -Sorry about that.
Katie, Katie, galley.
The guests in the hot tub need some drinks.
Yeah.
It's ----ing stupid, because, like, a couple weeks
ago I'm complaining about needing more stews,
and now I'm, like, hey, let's just fire two stews
and just keep two.
Like, what is wrong with me?
Hey, ladies.
We thirsty, we been thirsty for a minute.
What would you like?
The grapefruit-gin, St. Germaine, and champagne.
Yeah. Cool.
Tight on the stern.
Look at you go!
Courtney's switching to deck crew.
-Deck stew? -Yes!
Good thing it's sunny.
Whoa, this is so cool!
This is epic.
-Should we go... -Somewhere, like, with a view.
Yeah. I think here.
-Vodka-tonic. -Thank you.
Vodka-grapefruit, gin, this one's yours.
What do you think this place was?
A lookout tower.
Oh [bleep] me, my dressing!
[bleep] Katie, I need help.
I've got lots to do.
-Katie. -Okay?
-I made the one salad. -Okay.
Is that gonna be enough?
Should I do, like, burgers too?
Oh, honestly, do what you want.
-What do you mean? -They really don't care.
I wanted to do pizzas.
When Mathew's stressed, Mathew's needy.
Mathew, I love you, but I don't have time for you right now.
Should I do burgers, too?
-What is wrong with you? -I'm a mess today.
-You ready? -Yes.
Everybody, the guests are heading in now.
You're gonna hate me.
We have to be ready to go in, like, 10 minutes.
I'm gonna lose it.
I... can you not put them there, please?
-Hello. -Hello!
-Hey, Mzi, how are you? -How's it going?
-How are you? -Wet.
I'm gonna take guests over now. You're gonna go with the food.
Hey, be careful and take these from the bottom.
It's an epic thing,
and I don't think you've gotten to do that yet, right?
-It's really beautiful. -Yeah?
I'd love to reward David for busting his ass this charter.
Any frustrations that he's had, he's left behind.
That is tender away with all guests plus two.
You better drive this boat, Malia!
[laughing]
This isn't the closest fortress, but it's stunning.
It's 600 years old,
it's gothic style, it's got all these dungeons.
So, it's a perfect place for a picnic...
or an execution.
Hell, yes.
Y'all, hold on, look at this.
This is pretty!
This is nice.
This is beautiful.
-Oh! -This is really cute.
-I'll be back. -Thanks, chick.
Enjoy, you guys!
That looks like our tender returning.
I don't mind the middle.
Don't forget your platters.
She brought the hot sauce, too.
Katie knows what we need!
Interior, interior, is that everything
that needs to go for the picnic?
Yep, that's everything.
We gotta reset our anchor,
because we're actually drifting into shallow water.
How's the slide?
Mzi is just jumping in now to attach the line.
Courtney, I need you to come to the swim platform.
We gotta hurry up.
Copy, Mzi is in the water.
What do you need?
Help me pull the swim ladder out.
We've got a slide, all the NautiBuoys...
like, we need everyone right now,
and David's off the boat at the beach picnic.
-Let's go, slide. -Ugh!
Someone needs to jump on the WaveRunner.
We need to start hauling the anchor, do you understand?
[bleep] it, Lloyd, jump on the toys.
We're detaching them with you on them.
All right, we're sending the jet-ski off now.
The rate the anchor's dragging right now...
All right, you're on your own. Transom's coming up.
This could be disastrous.
Our anchor's not gonna hold us,
our boat's gonna keep drifting into shallow water.
We're dragging anchor.
You guys need to hurry up.
All right, you're on your own.
Sending the jet-ski off now.
-I want some food! -I want a crab cake.
Transom's coming up.
NautiBuoys are away, transom is lifted, headed to the bow.
I'm gonna run down and grab some food for y'all.
Let's go, let's go, move faster, please.
We're gonna pick up the anchor.
-I want food! -Ooh!
Blue on deck.
Okay, guys, if you wanna start helping yourself.
Wait, you ain't bringing it over?
She's like, "I did bring it over...
-from the boat." -From the boat.
Anchor's at the waterline, you are safe to maneuver.
Nice work.
Anchor is home.
I'm so proud of the guys for pulling this off.
Lloyd on the jet-ski, his, like, noble steed.
Mzi was composed.
Good job, Mzi.
To be able to handle chaos,
that's the ultimate test, and they passed it.
Lloyd, are you okay?
Yep, copy that.
All crew, all crew, we are headed to the fortress.
So, after the guests finish, we'll meet there.
Copy.
So, we've got grilled vegetables,
grilled chicken, pesto pasta, Greek salad, and Caesar.
So, this just has parmesan and the Caesar dressing,
so you can add what you want to it.
This is fabulous.
This chicken is better than the chicken last night.
-Mm, not bad. -Yeah.
Not bad.
Oh, sh--.
Dragging while having all the toys out...
that was fun.
-Hi. -I'm dead.
-Me, too. -Dead.
-Come and lie down with me. -Okay.
Just for a minute.
All this charter I've been trying to get
out of my head and get in a happy place.
Can I do five courses?
Why?
I don't know.
When I mess up, I question whether I'm a good chef or not.
It's not healthy, but that's where I am right now.
Ugh!
How you holding up?
-I'm fine. -Yeah?
I'm shocked that my eye bags aren't as bad...
There are no bags.
...considering I'm working 19-hour days.
It is common in yachting.
I had a charter once in Ibiza for three weeks straight.
They were up until 6:00, 7:00 in the morning.
You know, we didn't do it with two stews; I had five.
But [bleep] me now, right?
I'm just gonna...
Tonight's gonna be hard.
I reckon they're gonna be up all night.
Guys, we wanna go home, hurry up.
Yeah, that's our boat.
If everyone's done with the stuff, I can pack it up.
Oh, look at the church folk.
[laughing]
All right, drop the anchor, drop the anchor.
Can you help me?
I'm still doing laundry and housekeeping.
I did 30,000 steps yesterday and the day before,
and we haven't had a break.
Just two stews, it's hard.
But if it was Katie's decision,
I don't wanna, like, let her down now.
I want Katie to feel supported.
Like, I feel like she's got my back all season.
Twenty-four hours now.
Medium stay till 11:00.
Okay, thank you.
Just come in and we'll grab the dock from you.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Got it!
Uh-oh! You gonna get on?
Just quickly.
Well, how you gonna make it, brother?
David, get us back safe, brother.
-Please? -Sorry.
Can you put them there, please?
I've got no space over there.
What up, Mzi?
-How you going? -This is great.
-Ooh sh--. -Use your core!
This about to be a stupid idea.
Welcome back.
Do you want me to come straight back
and get the rest of the stuff?
Yeah, you can take Mzi with you.
Can I drift it for, like, two seconds?
You can drive it all the way there, mate.
-Stop it! -Stop it!
Okay, you're done, that's enough.
Just keep yourself below seven knots.
and probably be a captain in 10 years.
They were really, really happy.
Really?
They had, like, seconds and thirds.
I'm gonna do Asian stuff for dinner.
Five courses?
-No? -No.
Some of them are going out to the Jacuzzi.
I'm gonna go have a quick shower, is that all right?
Yeah.
Hey, I was gonna do shrimp tempura to start.
Okay, honestly, Mat, I don't care.
All right, we'll talk about that...
-All right, all right. -Like, I really don't care.
I've literally just stepped foot on the boat.
Like, I need a shower, I'm covered in saltwater.
Do whatever you wanna do.
Okay.
No, that's perfect, mate, that's it.
[bleep] I can't see sh--.
There you go, you're welcome.
----ing hell, Mzi!
-No, it's fine. -All right, you crack on.
-Ooh! - Yeah.
Sweet.
because I wanna do all of them.
I don't... honestly, I don't have time.
I wanna do all of them, though.
Mzi, you can stop it, just kill the engine there.
The worst day ever.
Yeah.
[sighs] I can't believe it's the end.
I know.
Actually, it's not the end yet.
Yo, Katie.
Real feelings start to come out on the last night.
You're telling me not to do as many courses
and you won't tell me which ones to cut out.
I don't mean to cut you off.
It's just last night, I was still
cleaning up dinner at 1:00 a.m.
I know, but you need to help me.
I can't even think right now.
They have shrimp, and then I was thinking a chicken,
-a beef, or a salmon. -You've done shrimp.
Salmon.
Should I just serve salmon,
or should I do surf-and-turf with beef?
You've already done surf-and-turf.
-Yeah. -Do salmon.
I can't deal with it. I need you to do your job.
Like, I've got my own struggles going on right now.
I'm trying to be awake for these guests.
It's the last night, just do what it is
you've been doing the whole season,
and do it without asking me.
Tapping out.
I'm over it.
Coming up...
-Hello. -I'm Malia.
Luka, I'm backup chef for you guys.
Oh, okay.
If something goes wrong, so.
Ah, I'm so sick of this.
Whew.
-What up? -What up!
The hoodie and a scarf.
Oh, okay. Good night.
All right.
-Shall we... -Proceed?
-Yeah. -Mosey on over?
Mm, hmm, hmm.
[bleep] me.
Yo... six-minute warning.
Malia, will you be able to help us with service?
Yes.
All right, here you go, it's all yours.
Sweet, thanks so much.
David, can you finish the crew mess?
-Yeah. -What's Lloyd up to?
Uh... What?
I think he might be doing his CV.
One more day.
-Lloyd. -Ah!
As much as I love that you're working
on your CV and personal stuff...
Deck comes first.
Please.
Katie, how confident are you with dinner tonight?
Yeah, we need fireworks tonight.
Yeah, I think it'll be good. It'll be good.
We have very high expectations.
You guys are special.
We brought you on this trip
because we look at you guys as inspiration.
We on step one, you know?
-Yeah. -Ah!
The best decision I've ever made.
Oh!
Can you stab me in the face?
I just wanna go to bed. That's all I care about.
Come on, let's go.
Shrimp tempura with chili-garlic aioli.
[phone rings]
Sh--.
[laughing]
Hi!
Malia's ringing, sorry.
Her phone is ringing.
Tell them we said "Hey!"
Sh--
Enjoy your meal. Sorry, guys!
For your first course tonight,
you have shrimp tempura with garlic-chili aioli.
Yes to all of that.
Mm-hmm.
-Damn. -I like it.
It's nice.
They like the shrimp?
They love it, hey.
[bleep] yeah.
Shrimpin' ain't easy.
Stir-fried noodles with ginger-marinated salmon,
grilled sweet potato.
Yes.
For your main course, stir-fried noodles with salmon,
and we have stir-fried steak as well, for the table.
Mm-hmm.
That's really good.
I think this was his best dinner.
That's a home run.
Go on, then, both of you.
-Really? -Good job, guys.
Last day.
I'm sorry for being grumpy.
Are they happy?
They're so happy.
Whew, I needed that.
Hoo!
All day long I couldn't focus or think of what to cook,
and I was freaked out, man.
Hey, I couldn't have done it without you.
Coming out of the spiral, that in itself was a success.
[coughs]
-Did I choke you? -Yeah.
Lloyd, Malia.
I'm on the bridge, can you meet me in here?
Copy that.
Hey, Coco, how are the cabins?
They're done, for the last time.
Yeah?
Can I speak to you for a moment in there?
Yeah, of course.
Really?
I was wondering if you would maybe be keen...
Hell yeah, that would be incredible.
Sweet, all right, I'll sort that out, then.
Yeah, wow.
I was crapping my pants on the way up.
Yeah. Yes, Marten!
From the beginning of this charter season to how I am now,
my outlook on life and my situation
is completely different.
I mean, Malia's been the best boss I've ever had.
I've got a job going forward.
It's been pretty incredible, really.
Thanks very much, Marten. Honestly, though.
No problem.
Yeah, legend.
-We done here? -Yeah, I think so.
Like, 20 minutes, y'all wanna meet down there?
Yeah.
I wanna discuss Split.
We'll probably be ----ed the whole time, won't we?
I reckon I may not leave the house.
This charter has been so hard for all of us.
Like, we're all ----ed.
And now we're just gonna go to a house and just be together.
Like, I hope it doesn't backfire.
Ronnie!
You looking like one of them tired-ass gym coaches.
Second stew is going to sleep.
Yeah, girl.
Bye.
Katie, need some drinks.
-Gotcha. -Two, yep.
See y'all tomorrow.
All right, see you.
Did Katie have to go to land to get them drinks, or what's...
I don't know.
Sprite.
Katie, you have any more of those barbeque potato chips,
and a water?
It's our boat for the next 12 hours.
-So, Katie? -Yeah?
You got some gummy bears?
When's it gonna end?
All right, let's go!
Katie, can I have a... on the rocks?
-Ooh. -Sure.
Mm-hmm.
To go down to two stews was my [bleep]-up.
Let's go up.
Now, like, I have to take the punishment.
About to get in this hot tub.
Steam it.
Oh, Jesus.
How are you not in the hot tub?
At least it's not windy up here.
I'm dead, man, I'm ----ing dead.
Coming up...
Ow!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-Woo! -Yes!
Ah!
The lazy Susan is being ridden hard.
I'm dead, man, I'm ----ing dead.
Are we gonna do sightseeing in Split?
We should be going to a spa, is what we should be doing.
-Sleep well. -Yeah, I will.
See, if I was awake for 20 hours,
I would look like a meth addict.
I feel like a meth addict.
Stop.
Oh, my God, I could cry happy tears right now.
Get out. Get the [bleep] out and go.
Let me just go listen.
Yes!
That's it, I'm done.
-Thanks, David. -Pleasure, sleep well.
I don't know who I am right now.
This is just mush.
Like, the monkey in the brain, the little thing.
I need to sleep for, like, three weeks straight.
[snoring]
Are you ready for an egg-cellent breakfast?
Well, I'm, like, full of stress and anxiety
still about yesterday's egg-cit.
Yesterday's breakfast was a disaster.
Today, I'm gonna be finishing the season
as simple as possible.
Cook your own ----ing eggs.
-How are you? -I'm doing very well.
One last time.
What would you guys like?
I'm sure I can make a good one.
I'm always up for a challenge.
We need to hear you say that
with more confidence for me, like...
Yeah, I can make a great Bloody Mary.
There we go.
-Two. -Two?
Yep.
[snoring]
Place the ice in a large jug...
Katie's just ----ed right now.
I don't want to go down there and, like, wake her up,
but oh, God, Mat can't lose his sh-- or, like,
I'm gonna hit him.
I just want some bacon.
Anybody else for a drink?
We'll have a mimosa, if possible.
-Yeah, of course. -Yeah.
Come on, last breakfast!
Bridge, bridge, we are ready at the bow to lift the anchor.
Go ahead.
That's brioche French toast with strawberry syrup.
Mzi.
And that is anchor at home, anchor at home.
Thank you so much.
We have a brioche French toast with a strawberry syrup.
Sure, yeah.
Yay, guys!
-[bleep] -Morning!
Ah!
It's the last one!
Coco...
Mm!
-Yeah, let's do that. -Yeah?
Hell, no.
Are you excited, Mzi?
Okay, let's just not [bleep] it up.
Ah!
[snoring]
Captain Sandy, you have one vessel off your starboard side.
Yeah, this is it.
-This is good. -Morning, Brother Mat.
Good morning, everyone, how are you?
Amazing.
That's legit, right there.
French toast with strawberry syrup...
nothing can go wrong.
Such a cheat, but I just wanna end this charter on a high note.
Traffic is all clear off your stern.
Oh, my God, this may be the smoothest docking we ever have.
I hope so, let's go out with a...
well, not a bang. Not... not a bang.
Let's just not [bleep] up.
Moving to the starboard wing.
Forty feet to the dock astern.
Twelve feet and closing.
Sending stern lines across now.
There we go, legend.
Bump ahead, bump ahead.
Dave, we need tension on your spring, like, now.
Okay.
Pull up on your line, Mzi.
Malia, we've got both port and starboard bow lines on.
Great job, guys.
Malia, can I finish with the engines?
Yes, all good to shut down, thank you.
Nice work, everyone.
We did it!
Last docking... it's bittersweet.
[bleep] yeah, guys.
Actually, I am ----ing exhausted.
Like, it's just sweet.
Bow, we are all made off up here, so you guys are all good.
Copy that, Malia.
So, what's the plan for the day, disembark?
Look at you, smashing out breakfast this morning.
I'm so proud of you!
Seeing her at the start of the season just,
like, being in laundry to, like, smashing out
a whole breakfast service completely by herself,
like, that's why she deserved her two stripes.
Someone give this girl a third stripe.
-Shut up. -All right.
Flats for the last time.
-Thanks very much. -Thank you.
All crew, all crew, meet me on the dock.
Copy.
Okay.
I feel really tired today.
Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much, David.
Cheers, Ronnie.
We had a great time.
Katie, we worked you to death. You got some grey hairs?
Probably.
I'll let you know, standby.
We just wanna thank all of you guys
for such a memorable experience.
Yes.
And to kind of cap our first year of being married
on this boat with you all.
It was just really phenomenal.
So, we got something for you guys.
Thank you very much.
-Thank you. -Bye, guys!
Bye!
Nice work, everyone.
Out of your whites and in your reds,
and let's meet in the salon and count our final, very large tip.
-Woo! -Yeah!
-Can we sleep yet? -What a season.
Woo!
Don't break the boat!
Man.
All right, so, final charter, yay, we've finished.
Woohoo!
Katie, I know it was hard.
Hundred and ten percent.
Our charter you chose two stews, was so mild.
This one was not,
but you stepped up to the plate and you worked so hard.
It was incredible.
Thank you.
Mathew, you continue to be the opposite of the person
that boarded this vessel, and I wanna thank you.
Malia, okay... what can I say?
-I'm gonna cry. -Oh!
I'm so proud of you.
Like I said from the very first time we worked together,
you're a natural-born leader, and you invest in your team.
And it's been a pleasure.
Thank you, it's been a pleasure.
-We did it. -Yeah, we did.
Their tip is $20,000...
$1,818 a person in U.S. dollars.
Stop it, that's a good tip.
And for the season, we got $132,385.
Woohoo!
-That's a lot of money. -Yeah.
Cheers, guys. Absolute pleasure.
-Yes. -Woo!
Oh yeah, and tonight we're going out to dinner
with you, a little celebration.
I'm gonna be inviting our quarantine chef, Luka,
to the boat for a drink to just say thank you.
Yeah, good idea.
All right, see you at dinner.
All right, we have a boat to turn around.
One more trash run.
No.
Yeah, that's us done, then.
That's it, we can go chill.
Do you wanna sign Malia's card?
On it.
Dave, can you come to our cabin?
So, this is what I've done with my terrible computer skills.
Shall I bring a jacket, just in case?
Yeah.
This is what I wore when I first got to the boat.
Mm.
Hi, guys.
Yo.
I'm coming to meet Captain Sandy.
-The chef? -Yes, yes, yes.
That's been in quarantine... I'm Lloyd.
-How are you? -Luka, Luka, hi, how are you?
-Hi. -Hi, Luka.
How are you?
Good, nice to meet you, finally.
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
Yeah.
We're just gonna pop down to the crew mess,
we'll have a nice drink ready for him.
Come on in. How was it?
Oh, it was not actually that easy.
Yeah?
It's four walls for four weeks.
But I really appreciate it.
So, let's go, I think the crew are downstairs, waiting for you.
Okay.
-Hello. -I'm Malia.
-Yeah, Luka. -Luka, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I was a backup chef for you guys.
Oh, okay.
If something goes wrong, so...
Ah!
It's ----ing uncomfortable.
-Would you like a drink? -Yes, yes, yes, why not?
What... a beer or champagne, or...
A little bit of beer, maybe a beer, yeah?
Okay, hello.
-I'm Malia. -Yeah, Luka.
-Luka, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
I was a backup chef for you guys.
-Oh, okay. -If something goes wrong, so.
Would you like a drink?
Yes, yes, why not?
What, a beer, or champagne, or...
A little bit of beer, maybe a beer, yeah.
A beer?
So, you finished the season, yeah?
Yes, today is our last day.
-Hi! I'm Katie. -Hi.
Hi, I'm Luka.
Luka, blame Mathew. He's the ----ing culprit.
He only quit, like, twice, so don't worry about it.
Oh, okay.
That's why I was here.
Where are you from, Luka?
-Croatia. -Ah, whereabouts?
Zagreb.
Have you met the culprit?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, we met.
-Yeah, sorry. -So, you survived.
-Are you a Scorpio? -Sorry?
-No. -Are you a Scorpio?
No, no, this is a lobster.
Oh, lobster, oh, I'm sorry.
Lobster, lobster, and a lot of fish stuff.
Yeah?
All righty, shall we go up to the main salon?
I need to get a mask, I'll be right up.
Okay.
Luka, how was quarantine?
Oh, dear God, just, like, going through the recipes
and working out a little bit.
You know, I need to be in shape.
Well, there, that's kind of positive.
-Kind of, yeah. -Yeah.
Thank you so much for being in quarantine all this time.
-Thank you. -Yeah, nice to meet you.
-Ciao, bye-bye. -Ciao.
Bye, nice to meet you, ciao.
-Thank you. -No problem.
-Have a great night. -Thank you.
Yes, you too, you too.
-Woo! -Ooh!
-Last night! -Woo!
-To the end of the season. -Ah!
Yes, please!
Hey!
I can't believe it's the end. I actually can't.
I know!
Like, I'm so emotional about it.
Oh, we're going to the center of Sibenik.
Yeah.
I feel like I've been here before.
Yeah, guys, this is where you fell, do you guys remember?
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
Lovely, lovely setting.
-Hi! -How we doing?
Good, thank you.
I'll have an Aperol spritz, please.
Make it two.
Thank you so much.
Here's to the best crew I've ever worked with,
and I'm not just saying that.
-Hey! -Yeah!
This crew was the epitome of teamwork makes the dream work,
because they have each other's back.
That is such a beautiful thing to witness.
-Cheers. -Well done.
Ah, I'm gonna have the sea bass.
-Pasta with truffles. -Pasta.
Sea bass, please.
You guys, there's not a ----ing chance
I could have done the season without you.
If anybody's available, that would be great.
-On my way. -Bosun/stew.
Yeah, it was the whole fourth stew thing.
My mental capacity couldn't deal with it.
I cried, okay? Everyone knows I cried about it.
-Oh, yeah, you cried. -Yeah, I cried about it.
Yeah.
But your guys' vibe was so important to me,
and here's to my ----ing team.
Yes!
Don't know if I would have made the same decision,
but I love working with her.
She works her ass off, and I completely respect that.
I wanna know your highs and lows of the season.
Mm!
Well, everyone knows my low.
No, we don't.
My low was having to cook.
Think we should try to cook one of those to see how it tastes.
[bleep] it's hot.
That was a low for both of us.
-That was a hard one. -Sorry.
And having the client pull me in the cabin
and tell me how bad it was.
Really?
I know I'm a personality, I'm a type...
-You're weird as [bleep]. -Yeah, weird as [bleep].
That was only one night.
And my high was the dinner...
watching people that have never met each other
on their first charter pull that off.
It was a team-building exercise, if that means anything.
Speaking on everyone's behalf,
thank you for everything you've done.
Yes, thank you.
Dave, I feel like this whole season,
you are possibly the one that's been overlooked the most.
Because you are someone that doesn't ask for praise.
Like, you are a lead deckhand.
You took that and you became that.
So, officially, cheers to Dave, our lead deckhand.
Yes!
So, do you wanna marry me now?
I'm... I'm... I'm kidding.
Honestly, in this position,
I've never felt supported as much as I have with you.
It's been a pleasure.
Honestly.
Are we having a shot, or what?
We need a shot.
Oh, I need to leave.
-To Captain Sandy. -Captain Sandy!
-Cheers. -Woo!
Thank you.
I'll see you back at the boat.
-We'll see you later. -We love you.
And seeing as I'm already standing up...
Oh, go on, then.
All right, Malia, from the deck team.
Oh, you guys!
We've got a cheeky little card,
but we've all written a very personal message.
We really do appreciate you.
Oh, I love you guys.
Oh, this is so sweet!
I love these guys. They're like all my brothers.
It's very similar, and honestly,
I've never had this happen on a boat before.
You legends!
What is it?
Put your glasses up and drink. Who cares?
[chattering]
Guys, I don't have a strong... right now.
Am I gonna vom?
-Yes. -No, it's not bad.
Just drink it, it tastes grand.
We can make our own shots in the crew mess, though.
Done.
Come, let's go.
End of season.
I want seven tequila shots.
It's just gonna be a ----ing messy night.
Someone wake up Mat.
Let's go, outta the car, come on.
You're ruining my day.
Oh!
No!
Bushes or bitches?
[laughing]
-Ah! -Ah!
Look at Mathew.
Because it's been working 18-hour days.
Yeah.
My legs!
So ----ing sore!
Oh sh--, man up, season's over.
Okay, you gonna be okay getting up on the bunk, Daddy.
Everybody, are you ready!
Ooo-woo!
-Ready? -Oh, my God.
Yes, Katie!
Woo, woo!
Shake it, bitch!
[snoring]
-Ow! -Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Woo!
-Woo! -Yes!
Ah!
The lazy Susan is being ridden hard.
[laughing]
Are you alive?
-David's down. -Ow!
Coming up...
[snoring]
[alarm vibrates]
Wake up, sunshines!
Oh!
We have to get off the boat.
Housekeeping.
Courtney.
We gotta get up and get off the boat.
The caravan to take us to Split is gonna be here at 10:30.
Split...
Is the crew mess ----ed?
No, a little fairy came in and cleaned it last night.
I don't know if this lazy Susan will ever be the same.
When I went to bed, it did not look like this.
Who wants their suitcase?
Me!
Get all your sh-- and get out.
This is an awkward packing position.
-Hello! -Hi, smiley.
Hi!
It's been a pleasure.
Yeah, for sure.
-See you! -Bye.
You want the nicest restaurant?
Not the nicest restaurant, necessarily.
[laughing]
Captain Sandy?
Hi.
Hey, I love your shirt.
I just wanna thank you for everything.
Thank you for giving me a second chance...
Yeah.
...and everything you've done for us.
-Thanks, Mat. -I really appreciate it.
I've been a chef my whole life.
My mom was a chef, I've worked with the best.
But I've learned that I have some growing up to do.
I'm glad I didn't freak out last night,
so I feel like that's something, right?
All right, safe travels.
-All right, thank you. -Okay. Bye.
Are you gonna cry?
No, no, no.
Oh.
[knocking]
-Come in. -Hey!
-Hey, yeah. -Mm.
Oh, my God, I can't believe it's the end.
So, I just wanted to say thank you so much.
Oh, well, thank you. Give me another hug.
Yeah.
Sorry, thank you.
I know.
I did a bit of online shopping when I was here,
okay, I'm sorry.
This is the heaviest bag I've lifted all season.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Of course.
Thank you, it was a pleasure.
Let's get ----ed.
-Let's go. -Let's go!
And then could I... sorry to ask...
just for a reference?
Yes, of course, all of it.
-Stop it. -Okay.
-Cheers. -Bye.
-Can you help me, Lloyd? -Mm-hmm.
That was back in the time when I got breaks.
-Captain Sandy? -Hi.
-Buongiorno. -Buongiorno.
I just wanted to say thank you so much for the season.
Your support has meant the world to me.
I feel like you've definitely pushed me
in areas to make me a better leader.
So, I am, like, emotionally involved,
and, like, I find it hard to
I guess find that line sometimes.
You can't always please everyone.
Like, that's definitely something I can learn
and take on in my everyday life.
-Thank you. -I love how much you care.
You're an incredible leader.
Thank you.
She's a boss lady, and I'm happy I had
the opportunity to work with her.
-All right, bye, Sandy. -Bye.
We should go have drinks together.
First night in Split, mother----er.
Mate, there's ----ing jockeys.
I know!
Be prepared.
Like, this can be taken out of context.
-Hi! -Hi!
-We did it. -Yeah.
Another one.
Just an incredible 180, you are.
From my first time?
One-eighty.
I've been inspired, and I know this is what I wanna do now.
Yeah.
And it's cool that you've done that for me.
You know, I realized I wanna be to the deckhands
what Captain Sandy was to me,
working with people that are unsure
of where they fit in deck.
Let's figure it out and get you to where you wanna be.
-Thank you for everything. -Please stay in touch.
-Yeah, I know. -Okay.
I'll see you.
Thanks for this season.
Going for a hike?
Yeah, I am.
Dave's out, Lloyd's out, Mzi, Mat, Courtney...
And me.
-Woo! -And out.
All right, let's go.
Bye, Lady Michelle!
Give her a little cheeky wave.
Love you!
Such a strange group of people.
I don't know how this worked,
but it worked so ----ing well.
Woo!
Okay.
What's next?
-Yay, let's get Splited! -Let's get Splited!
Melt.
[laughing]
I can't say.
Yeah, a few things definitely happened
that will never be spoken of again.
It was like one of those sex parties I go to.
Only the people that are there are ever gonna know.
Me and Lloyd had a ----ing banging kebab.
It was all very PG.
Um...
What happens in Split stays in Split.