Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...
I think it would be best if you finish this trip
and we say goodbye.
I have to let you go.
Considering Delaney is still here, it's an option.
It's up to you.
I think it's best it's just me and Courtney.
Like, she's on the ball.
I do not want the client to feel the impact.
How are you guys gonna do it with two people?
Isn't that gonna be crazy?
The interior is busting their ass, but last charter.
I don't think the work would have gotten done
without the help of deck crew.
I'm scared, this trip.
What up?
David, get out on deck.
Heaving line, set up, please.
You're usually the guy I can count on
to set a good example for everyone.
I feel like I'm being condescended.
I don't hold them to the same pedestal that I hold you.
Last charter, Ian Wallace and Jemele Hill.
On night one, their first wedding anniversary.
On night two...
That won't be a problem, right?
-Mm-hmm. -Right?
Right.
I'm very excited that I've had no complaints this season,
except for Sandy's fish, unfortunately.
Local, whole roasted black sea bass.
Oh, my gosh.
-Constructive criticism. -Okay.
My plate had a lot of dark fish.
This is how neurotic I am.
All she did was gimme feedback, and it's still in my head.
Unfortunately, the wind's gonna come in earlier,
so we're gonna anchor off Sibenik
and receive the guests over there.
You okay? Don't be stressed.
I've got a lot going on in my head.
What's the next job... a little bit overwhelming.
Ugh!
[retches]
What's going on?
All right.
[vomits]
I'm sending Lloyd ashore because
his blood pressure's really high.
-Text me, all right? -Yeah.
[coughing]
I could just tell he did not look well.
He doesn't know, that's why Captain Sandy super worried.
She did three goes, and it was, like, really high.
All crew, all crew, come meet me in the main salon.
As you guys, some of you, know, or maybe all of you,
Lloyd's taken ashore because of his chest pains,
and they're sending an ambulance to take his EKG.
Yeah.
So, we just wanna keep positive thoughts for Lloyd.
Obviously, we want Lloyd to be okay and return,
but if he cannot, you'll be three/three.
You're gonna have less help on the interior,
and this is our last charter.
So, we wanna make sure that we can keep up our momentum.
Obviously, my first concern is Lloyd.
But we literally are now hands down in every department.
When you decide to run down a crewmember, like, by choice,
that gives us zero room for error.
Now we're running a superyacht with six crew.
That's tough.
Guest arrival is around 12:00, 12:30.
We're gonna board on anchor,
which is the first time we've had to do that this season.
-Yeah. -We'll be fine.
Of course.
All right, thank you.
-Let's do this! -Thank you.
All crew, looks like there's some provisions arriving now.
Do you wanna go make her bed quickly?
I'll do the bridge and then do toiletries after.
Interior, this is your alcohol delivery.
When I chose to go down to two stews,
I didn't really consider losing a deckhand as well.
The plan right now is to survive.
-Coco? -Mow.
Ooh, what a sad kitty.
[laughing]
All crew, all crew, 30 minutes until guest arrival.
So, once the guests come aboard,
luggage, all that, same as usual.
Everything's done top to bottom.
Yeah.
If the guests use water toys, like, a bunch,
we'll have to focus on that before helping interior.
I'm just gonna take Lloyd's watch.
You'll be on deck in the morning by yourself.
I've had my down point, so to speak,
but now is when I want them to see me
be there to help them wherever I can...
interior, exterior, everywhere.
I want to be there and I wanna push us through.
Yes.
Katie, do we need to go?
I'm gonna take them up.
And then I'll bring the bread up there.
All crew, all crew, please proceed
to the aft deck for guest arrival.
Copy.
Everybody listen... what side we getting on?
Wrong!
En garde!
[laughing]
6'5"! From Michigan State!
-Wait, who is 6'5"? -Who's 6'5"?
-Hi. -Hi, how are you?
-Hi, welcome. -Wonderful, thank you!
I'm Sandy, your captain. Welcome aboard.
Michael. This is my wife, Crystal.
-Hi, Katie. -Katie.
Hi, I'm Mat, nice to meet you.
Most important man over here.
Hi, I'm Mat.
Nice to meet you too, I'm Katie.
Welcome.
Champagne, anybody?
We're hoping the weather holds out for you.
Katie will show you around, and then we're on our way.
-Hey! -Let's get it!
Follow me, guys.
So, this our sundeck.
I'm so looking forward to this part... the hot tub.
-Uh-huh. -Yes.
-That's everything? -Yeah.
So, this is our bridge deck salon.
-Do you have cigars? -We do.
We need it quickly...
this is when having that extra stewardess would come in handy.
So in here, we have a day head.
What's it called? "Day head?"
Yeah.
I gotta go test this day head real quick.
And this is the primary cabin.
Y'all can stop looking. What is wrong with you?
I can't.
My wife of one year... soon.
-Mwah! -Yes, happy anniversary, guys!
-Thank you. -Thank you!
Now is the perfect time to celebrate.
Did you guys wanna see the galley?
Yes.
This is where all the magic happens.
How's it going? This is my spot.
So, the first meal I'm gonna do family style,
and then after that we can do plated.
-Okay, thank you. -Thank you.
We'll let you know how it tastes a little bit later.
-Please do. -We sure will.
You know, game on.
Coming up on the transom.
Oh, yeah, I need some day head.
[laughing]
Anchor's home.
Great, we're good to go.
Look at my queen.
We got this. We got this.
Oh, just trying to get the other started.
-Man! -I need to see this picture.
-Oh, you got... -[glass breaks]
Oh, yeah.
-Oh! -Five dollars.
You can't even say you was drunk, girl.
-Five dollars please. -They got very animated.
I'm on my way.
These guests seem a bit rowdy.
And obviously, it's two of us, so [bleep].
I'm a little bit scared.
We have some clothes that might need steam.
-Yeah, if you just... -Yeah.
-lay them out on the bed, what you would prefer to be steamed.
They're gonna be rowdy, that's for sure.
There's a lot of them, Katie.
-No worries. -Okay.
They want some stuff steamed,
and I'm getting really freaked out that
it's gonna be, like, a [bleep] load.
I'm gonna see if they need help with anything.
Yeah, nice.
I'm gonna get changed quick.
Yo, if you guys need a quick hand anywhere...
you want me to wash while you do something else?
Yeah, sure, thanks.
Can we have two 1942s on the rocks?
Yes. As soon as you guys are ready, though,
you can sit at the table and I can start with drinks.
And then we'll start bringing food up.
All right. Yes.
-You wanna sit next to Jemele? -I can.
Okay, do you guys need help anywhere else?
No, I think we're good, thank you, though.
ETA 28 minutes.
Would you like still or sparkling?
Still.
I get insecure whenever I get criticism,
even if it's the smallest thing.
Like, all I can think about is that piece of fish
I served Sandy.
All right, we're gonna start with fusilli with shrimp
and local skarpina.
So, we're gonna hit them with this Mediterranean style fish,
and hopefully I can get my head out
of only thinking about brown fish.
To start...
-Okay. -Here we go.
Oh, yay!
We have some blackened local skarpina
with a pineapple salsa, fusilli with garlic and shrimp...
Yeah, that's what we were smelling.
Oh, yes, yes!
Got trash?
I do, both of them.
I have arugula with parmesan, pine nuts, and avo.
Then we have some zucchini fries with ranch dressing.
Enjoy, guys!
I'm gonna go ahead and try this.
Can I get some of that salad, too?
Oh, my blessings are.
No disrespect, but the fish is, like, mad bland.
It is.
It looked like it was gonna be spicy or something,
-it's way bland, yeah. -It's actually kinda bland.
Katie, you have any, like, hot sauce?
Katie, the food is generally good,
but the fish is, like, bland.
Okay.
Yeah, we need some more flavor on the fish.
-Just a little bit more. -Okay.
Yeah.
I can let Mathew know. [bleep]
I know that going to tell Mathew this,
I'm not gonna get a good reaction.
All right, we gonna try this green.
But at the end of the day,
I'm just trying to do my job, and he needs to do his.
[phone vibrates]
Hi, this is Sandy.
Hi, Captain Sandy, it's Dr. Sarah Belson.
I just wanna give you the update on Lloyd.
Are they happy?
Um...
Hi, this is Sandy.
Hi, Captain Sandy, it's Dr. Sarah Belson.
I just wanna give you the update on Lloyd.
Okay.
So, the ambulance came, they did the EKG,
and everything is in order.
I'm going to observe him in an hour,
and then we'll see where we go from there.
Okay, great.
All right, well, that's good news.
Do they know what caused his chest pains
and why was he vomiting?
It was a panic attack.
-Okay. -But he's doing fine now.
-Okay, great. -Yeah.
All right.
I'm so relieved, knowing that
Lloyd's feeling better and he's okay.
-Thank you. -No problem.
I know we're short-handed, but I would like for Lloyd
to get a good night's sleep
and then join the vessel first thing in the morning.
I don't wanna rush him.
-Bye-bye. -Okay, bye.
Are they happy?
They said they like everything, the fish needs more flavor.
The fish needs more flavor.
-Yeah. -Okay. Sorry.
So, they're going to... I just...
they're going to be these people.
-Yeah. -On everything.
I mean, we're not perfect.
-Fish needs more flavor. -Yeah.
I'ma still eat it, though.
I just wanna cry.
Well, you can cry in three days, okay?
I know, look, three days.
I thought that every ----ing piece was perfect.
But hey, what do I know?
Sorry I ruined the charter.
Shut up.
Mzi, towels up to the sundeck.
You wanna go change?
You gonna have to take me there.
Okay.
-You can drop the anchor. -Copy.
That is five at the waterline.
Lock it down there, lock it down.
Thank you very much.
Same, bru.
Deck crew, deck crew, all toys out.
-Bye forever. -Bye forever.
-Hi! -Hey, how you doing?
Good, how are you?
I'm trying to find me a suit.
A suit? Yeah.
We've got two XL on that shelf there.
-We'll see y'all in a minute. -Yeah, nice.
Such a ----ing idiot.
Oh!
Just don't breathe.
That was a damn workout.
It's the most work you'll have to do all trip.
Whew.
And yeah, we have to get you a lifejacket.
Good!
You going hunting? You going hunting?
Yeah, you got me... I feel like a crossing guard.
Bridge, bridge, that is jet-skis away.
David will give you a little rundown on the hydrofoil.
In hindsight, it would be nice
to have an extra person on board.
These guests and the water toys,
I'd call it a 10 out of 10 for effort.
-Oh! -There he goes!
[laughing]
One out of 10 for natural ability.
It's an accident waiting to happen.
That's it, now a bit of acceleration,
and then try and get... there we go.
No, try and get yourself...
[laughing]
It's a hard toy.
We're not going to have breaks this trip.
Best night ever?
Is a lie.
Oh, really?
A little more seasoning.
Y'all see Ronnie's lifejacket?
Oh, man.
I had the crossing guard jacket on.
Finally was like this, like...
he had it up and everything.
No, it wasn't.
When we put that helmet on, it was like...
-Coming up. -Coming up.
So crazy, huh?
Thank God it's our last charter.
Are you keeping the swim ladder?
Yeah.
I was thinking because we have one person in the morning.
All right, stage two, coming in.
Stage two in.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just choked on olives.
Yeah, can you not die on me?
I'm gonna need you.
To the cabins.
It's looking good at the bow.
Look at that, hon...
they have your suit already pressed.
Oh sh--. Hell yeah.
You got, like, a...
You ready?
All ready?
Watch the back.
That's good, that's good.
Are you?
Because we're here to start a party and take the drama away
You need to write this down.
I know, I do, I'm gonna start writing it.
Okay, do you wanna go get changed?
All right, well done, Mzi.
The anniversary balloons are beautiful.
Yeah, they're cool, hey?
Yeah.
I love it when a vision comes to life, you know?
Woo, look at them Eaves!
They clean up so nice, look at them.
-Nice. -We're all Gucci.
Oh, my God, you guys look amazing.
All right.
Let's get into epaulettes.
I heard you're not joining us this evening.
-Tomorrow night. -Tomorrow night.
-Hello, Captain Sandy. -Hi.
Hey, now, what's this, 44 medium?
Like, what size is that?
Are you guys hungry? Shall we seat?
Galley, galley, gonna seat the guests and water and wine them.
Copy that.
I'll get one of the deck crew to turn it up.
I like how you guys are all in white.
Yeah.
It's a vibe.
-Happy anniversary! -Thank you!
Hey, Malia, can we turn the hot tub up for later?
Yes.
Oh, wait... are you busy?
Yeah.
Can I wear my jacket?
Yeah.
You know what would make me really happy,
if the hot tub spontaneously got super hot.
[sighs]
Just went to the bathroom.
Okay, please call it the bathroom.
What do they say in New Zealand?
What do they call a bathroom?
I can't say it.
-It's that bad? -No, it's bad.
-The pisser. -Yeah, thank you.
-Oh. -We're ready when you are.
Courtney, I'm plating right now.
I don't know if it's the size of the boat,
but you can always smell what's going on in the kitchen.
Yeah.
Surf-and-turf for dinner, right?
-Yeah. -Is that good or bad for you?
We gonna see when this food arrives.
Stop being an asshole!
Grilled filet mignon, butter poached lobster,
red wine demi-glace.
Butter poached lobster, filet mignon.
So for tonight, filet mignon,
butter-poached lobster, and a demi red sauce.
Thank you.
That's what we had at our wedding.
-Oh! -Really?
I'm not even kidding.
Wow, there you go.
Mm.
-Hi! -Hey.
How's your dinner?
It's fantastic.
The lobster's delicious.
-Awesome. -Really good.
What the chef didn't know is butter-poached lobster,
that's what we had at our wedding.
Oh, wow.
So I was like, oh, my goodness, did they...
I don't think they knew this.
The clients love his food.
Again, Mathew's been riding a roller coaster
throughout the entire season.
I'm freaking out. I wanna get an MRI.
Mat.
You make things that I didn't know that I wanted.
I'm done.
I needed to come back.
-Mathew. -Yeah.
The cuisine was exquisite.
I burned the [bleep] outta my finger.
Your saving grace, right there.
-Mat's food was ridiculous. -We're gonna kidnap him.
I wanna end on a high note,
considering everything we've been through together.
And I think we're headed in that direction.
Are they happy?
Thank you very much.
They said this is what they ate at their wedding,
and it's their wedding anniversary.
Really?
Butter-poached lobster and filet mignon.
Thank God.
Back in their good graces.
Baby tomatoes, sautéed wild mushrooms, grilled asparagi.
Grilled asparagus, roasted tomatoes,
and sautéed wild mushrooms.
Were you pretty hands-on with the wedding?
'Cause you particular.
I don't like the way that sounds.
[laughing]
All right.
-I can help. -First cupboard on the right.
Thank you, Dave-O.
Now, let's clean up this mess, yeah?
Yeah, I'm about to.
Oh.
It's around-the-clock for deck crew.
We're doing all of our deck responsibilities down one,
we're helping with laundry,
with service, with cleaning,
with washing, with the galley.
It's... it's been a lot.
Look at you!
Look, Katie, I hate to tell you this...
we gonna be up a while.
-That's fine. -Yeah.
She's like, "I hate y'all."
-So, we changing out the white? -Yes.
Yeah, I'm changing out the white.
They were just like, "Katie, we hate to tell you this,
but we're gonna be up a while."
-What is this? -Katie!
We need drink orders.
Gin with some grapefruit juice.
Vodka-tonic.
-Grey Goose tonic. -Cîroc and tonic.
-And tonic? -Red Bull?
-Yeah, of course. -Thank you.
Oh, this is gonna be good.
[bleep] me.
What do they want?
Everything.
Go to sleep. Save yourself.
-Thank you. -Yeah, cool.
Katie, I need a shot.
No sleep for Katie.
This is a tight game over here.
Janeiro, you want another drink?
Katie, I think Janeiro would like another.
Woo!
Go on, then.
Hey [bleep].
Wassup?
Does that say crazy wind?
Sleep well.
Hey.
Gosh, you gave me a fright.
-We doing one game or three? -Three! Best outta three.
No, no, no, you can just dry.
-Okay. -And we can...
[phone rings]
How you feeling, dude?
Bit better.
I just had a like a panic attack.
Feel a bit of an idiot.
No, not at all. You're missed back here.
-Anyway... -The cabin's very lonely.
Lloyd is probably one of the ----ing purest
human beings I've ever met.
It's difficult to find people like that, I think,
especially in first season.
I need him to be fine.
I should be coming back in tomorrow morning,
so I'll catch you later on, man.
All right, cheers, Uncle.
* Sister Katie *
I was the one that chose to only have two stews.
I think I'm in an impossible situation
that I guess I can blame myself for.
But I still stand by my decision
and it's on me to prove myself right.
Hey, Katie.
We gonna do a breakfast at 10:00 a.m.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's fine, we'll be ready for you
whenever.
Okay.
I think I got my work cut out for me here.
-Good night, guys! -Thank you.
I hope you sleep well.
[alarm sounds]
This is gonna be the weather here all day today.
Oh, really?
Is Lloyd coming back?
I think so.
He's texted me saying he feels better.
We need his goosiness.
We need him for the talent show.
[alarm sounds]
It's gonna get real windy.
-Good morning! -Good morning.
I guess I'm the first one up.
I think you are, yeah.
Can I get you a coffee or anything?
-Coffee's good. -How do you like it?
Cream and sugar.
Interior, interior, Malia.
Go ahead.
Ronnie is awake and he would like
a black coffee with cream and sugar.
Lovely, thank you.
Playa, come on out here, queen.
-Good morning. -What up?
What's good?
You know, chillin' in Croatia.
-Katie! -Good morning!
How did we sleep?
-Katie! -Good morning.
-Are you guys hungry?
Because breakfast is set up top.
Thank you.
What day do you fly out?
That's nice.
I cannot wait for this all to end
so that I can just be at the Split house with everyone.
Like, I don't know how it will be when we actually
finish the season, but I'm hoping
that we'll all still like each other.
I... we'll have to move the jet-skis at some point.
So, I just wanted to see if you guys
wanted to get out there at all.
No.
Sh--'s choppy out there.
I think tomorrow will be a better day for water sports.
Excuse me, some fruit.
Rainy days are like the interior's worst nightmare.
The guests are inside 24/7, and they want things 24/7,
and I definitely need the deck team
to help me keep the guests as entertained as possible.
Brioche French toast with a strawberry sauce.
Katie, what kind of activities can we do today?
We've got some golf clubs in there,
and we were gonna set up the laz,
maybe make it a bit of competition,
since you guys like a bit of competition.
Okay, okay.
Now, are you guys aware of the competition we put on you all?
I don't know if any of us have that many talents, so...
We gonna see.
Yeah, this French toast is good.
Yeah, it is.
Lloyd, you're back!
-Welcome back! -How are you?
-How are you doing? -Much better.
Thank God.
I am very relieved, not just because we need him on deck,
but I was worried about him.
Bring that happy back.
-We missed the goosiness. -Yeah, ready to smash it out.
Yeah!
Yeah, there you go, there you go.
All crew, all crew, Lloyd has made it back on board.
-Woo! -So happy you're back!
We just got an extra crewmember!
Coming up...
I taste all kinds of beets up in here.
Mat, she's asked questions.
I can't stand beets. This is, like, no.
-You feel good? -So much better, thanks, yeah.
All right, awesome.
-Well, bring that happy back. -Yeah.
All crew, all crew, Lloyd has made it back on board.
-Woo! -So happy you're back!
I'm just turning up the lower guest cabins.
If anybody's available, that would be great.
Can't right now honey.
Where you at, playboy?
Let me see what you got, son.
Courtney, on my way.
Thank you, angel.
-One for you. -Thank you.
This just has to do.
Yeah, let's go.
All right, so you gonna play for your tip money?
He's playing for tip money.
Z, what are you doing?
Wait, is this for money or is this...
We ain't gonna do that to Mzi.
Oh, I just wanna, like, reorganize this room.
I have too much OCD for this sh--.
-Hey. -Hey.
You smoke in the rain?
Yeah.
Ooh!
Oh, Z got me.
Oh! Oh!
-What... get it! oh! -Oh.
That's long.
Ooh!
Quiet like this is a real tournament.
-Oh, it's going in. -Oh!
Hey, David, gimme an honest answer...
does Z be hustling people every charter down here?
[laughing]
-Hat tip, way to go, Z. -All right.
-Hey. -I'll put this out.
No, you don't have to, come over here.
-Oh... -Don't put your cigarette out.
Come under here, where it's nice and dry.
We changed it up.
-Playing... -Dice.
Gamble all this.
Katie, can I get a double vodka on the rocks?
-Sure. -Make that two.
Let's do her another Red Bull and vodka.
-Tequila. -Don Julio.
Ah snap.
Katie, where your pen and pad at?
-She don't need one. -I've got a brain.
I got a dollar Katie get this wrong.
They are trying to break me,
and the fact that they are trying to break me
is like giving me enough energy to push through.
Who's in, everybody?
Yeah, we all in.
Because I do not step down to a challenge.
What?
Is that Lloyd?
I thought I smelled a Lloyd.
Yeah, cheers, man.
I'm feeling a lot better now, thanks.
Vodka-tonic, vodka on the rocks,
vodka-Red Bull, Cîroc tonic with two limes.
Ooh!
Two limes!
No, I wanted one lime.
-No! -No!
No!
I'll take my dollar bill, thank you very much.
Ooh! Katie!
[yawns]
Yeah.
[mumbles]
I have no displayable talents.
I can't...
like, if I'm drunk enough, I'm quite a good karaoke singer,
and it's pretty much "Aladdin" or "The Lion King."
That's where I kind of stop.
Oh, dear.
Dinner prep time.
After the rocky start, the train is getting back
on the tracks a little bit now.
But this meal, Sandy's there.
Her last time eating with the guests
was not the perfect dinner.
It puts me in a little bit of a headspace again.
-You okay? -I'm just, like, meh.
I've got a rap.
-You do? -Yeah.
-Do you wanna split it up? -Yeah.
I thought I could be, like, a gangsta chick.
Do you guys want me to take over,
and you go grab some food and change?
That would be pretty wonderful.
* We got Ronnie here, rocking the safety vest *
* With Ian over here, only wearing his best *
Z's going first.
No, what do you mean?
* Hope you have a sick time on Lady Michelle *
* Because when it's time to leave *
* We don't want you to yell *
Do we know if they're having soup for a starter?
Soup?
Is there an English joke in there?
-Well, yeah. -Galley, galley, Lloyd.
Go for galley.
What's the starter?
Yeah, I don't wanna kick you in the [bleep].
[laughing]
Copy.
We have, like, funny things, but no one does, like...
It's kind of a weird thing to ask crew to do,
because we're not there to, like, be your entertainment,
we're there to do our jobs.
I mean, if any of us had a really good talent,
we wouldn't be in yachting, would we?
Lead the way.
Good evening, I actually haven't met everyone here yet.
So, my name's Lloyd.
I'm going to be the mc for this.
These are your scorecards for this evening.
So, I thought we'd just start off with
a little bit of English slang, a way of communicating
without members of management understanding
what you're talking about.
[laughing]
This afternoon I went out to look for an Uncle Bert...
a shirt.
But I got distracted and I went in
and had a couple of pig's ears...
-beers. -Beer.
And then that leads us into our first act for today.
He's gonna be playing with his cobbler's alls...
Balls.
But this time it's gonna be his golf balls, so I introduce Mzi.
-Woo! -Yeah!
-Whoa! -Yeah!
The next lady that's coming out is my boss, Malia.
Hey!
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes!
[shouting]
We've got another seven, and another eight.
So, the next person is David. He's from the town of Plymouth.
I'm not a very talented individual
as far as audience stuff goes, right?
But juggling... I also can't do.
Right, so I do have one thing
I think I can do that you can't.
Oh!
Yeah!
An eight, a nine, a seven, a 10!
These girls are gonna rap, so state your name, girls.
Katie and Coco.
And what are you doing today?
Rappin'!
Fire in the pot!
* We're here on the yacht and we been doing a lot *
* We got jet-skis on the stern, so you can all take your turn *
* We had Ronnie out there, rockin' the safety vest *
* And with Ian over here, only wearin' his best *
* We got Katie and Coco in the interior *
* But with a little help from the exterior *
* We hope you have a sick time on Lady Michelle *
* 'Cause when it's time to leave, *
* We don't want you to yell *
Woo!
I'm cringing. Like, I am...
I can't. Like, I actually... I just can't.
I don't know how this is happening right now.
I'm just happy that the guests are happy.
No, I'm gonna leave it up to the OGs.
Dr. Dre can... he can have this one, you know?
Peace!
Woo!
Yeah, yeah!
Woo, woo!
Ten, 10!
Oh!
-Woo! -Yeah!
Coming up...
Oh, you gotta be ----ing kidding me.
I've broken, like ----ing 10 yolks.
When you guys are ready, we can sit at the table.
Let's go.
Is this where I'm sitting?
You know it.
Still.
Katie, you did such a nice job on your table décor.
It's so beautiful.
Thank you.
This is such a pretty setting.
Katie, should I start freaking out?
Yeah.
If it can't be a perfect season,
at least it's gotta be a perfect dinner.
Courtney, Courtney.
Coming.
Is there a list you want me to crack on with for now?
-I have to... -Stop it!
...help serve.
You and Lloyd, just pulling stuff for the beach picnic.
Cool, okay.
What was the worst dinner you had?
So, I wouldn't say the worst,
but the one that was the wildest...
Johnny Damon.
Oh, gettin' a little frisky.
Salut, amor...
[babbles]
Babe. -[urinating]
Johnny's awesome, he's a great dude.
Yeah.
When he starts drinking, like them old baseball players, man.
Y'all ready to top that?
How are they, are they happy?
Yeah, truffle tuna sashimi.
Truffle and balsamic with arugula and popcorn.
Ready?
That's your first plate, so you wanna put that down first, yeah.
Tonight you have a truffle and balsamic tuna sashimi.
-Thank you. -Oh, there's popcorn on this.
That's good, with the popcorn.
That's a situation.
-Okay. -Ooh!
Oh!
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry.
Like a disaster, it's like what!
Where's a dry tea towel?
Eight chairs, two tables, that umbrella.
Ugh, I just hit my head so ----ing hard.
Oh, no!
You need a drink, Captain Sandy.
If I drink, let's just say I don't know
if we'd get back to the dock.
I just dropped a drink on the table in front of Captain Sandy.
Is Sandy having fun out there?
She always has good stories to tell.
-One brolly. -Yeah.
Chicken Milanese, sautéed spinach,
grilled baby zucchini, micro greens with citrus vinaigrette.
-Behind. -There you go.
So, for your main course tonight
you have chicken Milanese with micro greens
with a citrus dressing, and roasted tomato gnocchi.
Looks beautiful, thank you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, did you say you would like some lemon?
And I wanna know if the micro greens are, like,
beet-related, because I taste all kinds of beets up in here.
I tasted some of the beets. I hate beets.
Yeah, I was, like, I can't stand beets.
Mat, can you come up? She's asked questions.
This is, like, no.
I'm like...
Mathew's coming.
They are, I know they are.
Are there beets?
-Hi, Brother Mat. -No.
-The micro greens. -They're not beets?
No.
In the beet family?
It's called, like, blood something micros.
Oh.
-Does it taste like beets? -Yeah, it reminded me of beets.
Can I do a different plate for you?
-I'm good. -Sorry about that.
Mm.
They don't have beets in it, did they?
Oh [bleep].
I ----ed up.
Is she allergic?
I've basically lied unintentionally.
...so that's the most important thing.
Right, right.
Are you mad at me?
No, I'm not mad.
Oh ----ing hell.
[bleep] [bleep] yeah, that sucks.
I have made it through this whole dinner.
Hey!
Okay, well, that was the list.
Anyway, thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much for joining us tonight.
-We really appreciate it. -That was beautiful.
-Thank you. -Let's go.
Yes.
Have we booked a place yet in Split?
We're gonna do it tonight.
The last one I sent through.
Damn.
Yes, let's book this.
Nice work, Mathew. Thank you.
The beet greens.
Were they upset?
-No. -No.
I loved it. It was delicious.
Yeah, yeah.
-All right, thank you. -Thanks, nice work.
I just wanna make sure that Mathew knows
that I'm happy with his performance.
No matter what, how great it is on every other area,
he always goes to that criticism place.
I just wanna make sure he stays focused.
Eh.
We're nearly there.
Do you want me to ask about food?
Tell them I'm sleeping.
All righty, it's all you.
-Good night, Mathew. -Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams, get ready for the beach picnic tomorrow.
What else, what else?
There's more trash.
I've done galley, upper pantry, and lower pantry.
Everything's out for the picnic.
Okay.
I know I took a lot of the pressure off Malia,
and I feel Malia's appreciating my efforts on deck.
I just respect and appreciate her as a bosun,
as a workmate, and as a friend.
Sorry for the extra work.
Katie, let me get a Grey Goose on the rocks.
I'll take a double tequila, orange slice, lots of ice.
-Another one? -Same.
Copy that.
The same drink, just put a slice of orange in it.
Perfect.
Mm, I'm gonna be up until about 4:00 a.m. again, aren't I?
Oh, my God.
You... I like the idea of mint, but do I want mint in that?
No.
I wanted... yes, with...
You ain't got nothing but options.
He was hot back in them days.
I feel so bad about... that they didn't look happy at all.
Well, what are we...
there's nothing you can do about it, Mat.
I can complain to you.
I'm, like, working 19-hour days,
and I'm gonna tell you, it doesn't matter.
Hello.
Ms. Katie, what you doing in there?
-I'm cleaning. -You cleaning?
Cleaning up dinner.
Still?
I'm gonna do a Red Bull and vodka.
-Okay. -I'll take the same.
-Thanks, Katie. -You're welcome.
Hey, time out...
anybody else hungry, a little snack?
You got them warm cookies back there, Katie?
-I don't think so. -Ooh.
I think Mat's gone to bed.
Whatever you have to bring out for us.
Yeah, sure.
The wheels are falling off the wagon
really quickly at this point.
If I can get outta here.
We've got the last full day of charter tomorrow.
I'm already so exhausted.
the whole crew's exhausted as well.
Thanks, Katie.
Two stews?
Coming up...
Oh [bleep].
...repeating in my head.
It's overwhelming.
Yeah.
[snoring]
I'm so over it.
Would you like anything, juice, water?
Of course, I'll bring it out for you guys.
Woo, last day feels!
All right, Lloyd or Mzi, you know what's coming.
We're setting the beach picnic up.
Go time.
The beach picnic, so the deck crew are gonna go over at 11:00,
see how far it is, so then we can make a plan.
I hate my life.
It's last day, come on, come on.
Okay, good?
No.
I know, but yeah.
-Yeah, I'll fake it. -Okay.
First of all, I'm still upset about the dinner last night.
I haven't fully planned what's on my menu.
It sucks.
A coffee and some toast.
-Coffee and toast. -Yeah.
Grab my sunglasses?
-Good morning. -Good morning!
How's this morning?
Good, it was good.
We were waiting for you to get up.
Girl needs some sleep, you know.
-You sleep when you die. -Here you go.
Have anyone been taking, like, breakfast orders?
Yeah.
I'd love avocado toast with two eggs over-medium.
Can I get an omelette
with shrimp, onion, mushroom, and spinach?
-Double what she got. -Okay, cool, so two of them.
Okay, I want an egg white, scrambled,
shrimp, bacon, peppers, and avocado.
Katie, I have an idea for you.
-Can we eat up here? -If you want to.
One, two, three, four, five.
Okay.
Egg whites, scrambled, with shrimp, bacon, peppers...
oh, what a difficult day it's gonna be.
I know she down there...
Egg whites with shrimp, bacon, peppers...
[bleep] me.
Jesus Christ.
Peppers.
-Butter, if you need it. -Can we do that after?
I'm really sorry.
[bleep]
I'm so glad I just discovered they had St. Germaine.
Because it might have been ugly these last three days.
My goodness!
Oh, my goodness.
I don't know what the [bleep] could be the...
like, the egg.
Sh--.
White and green onions, cheddar.
Shrimp, spinach, mushroom, onion.
Oh, you gotta be ----ing kidding me.
This one time, I was in my twenties,
and I had the worst breakfast service of my life.
I cracked about 40 yolks as I was plating them.
I made a hollandaise sauce and it broke three times.
And it really sticks with me,
because when I'm spiraling, I mean, that's what happens.
----ing spatula.
This is, like, the worst start to my ----ing day.
I just had to move the whole table upstairs, so it's like...
I've broken like ----ing 10 yolks.
If I wasn't checked out yesterday,
I reckon these eggs would put me over the edge.
Shh, okay, don't, don't, don't.
We've got this, okay?
Last day.
I'm gonna cry.
No, you're not.
What are these, sorry?
They should be over-medium, but they're not.
That's fine. Do you wanna take those two up?
Yeah.
They're ----ed.
-Don't worry. -And I just broke...
Okay, it's fine.
I can't cook for [bleep] but I can [bleep] cook an egg.
I've just cracked another.
He needs to figure it out,
and we just need to, like, survive this day.
Okay, we've got two of the avo toasts
with the eggs over-medium.
Can I just serve one egg on each, or no?
No, because you gave two for the last one.
-Oh, I see. -Oh.
I hate my life right now.
-You stressed out this morning? -No.
Sorry, this is actually the one with bacon as well.
So, this one....
-And it has cheese. -There you go, yeah.
-Thank you. -You're fine, okay?
We got this.
-This is... -Like, smashed.
You could have a whole Waffle House situation going on.
Can we get a couple toasted bagels from...
-Bagels, sure. -Yeah, to make this situation.
-Hell no. -It's like, I don't love that.
...repeating in my head.
It's overwhelming.
Damn.
Yeah, Christmas.
Can you do me a favor?
Next, on the season finale of "Below Deck Med"...
I can't believe it's the end.
Hello?
I'd say it's not the end yet.
-Hello? -Somebody?
Anybody?
My God.
Two stews... I ----ed up.
I'm not perfect.
Now I've gotta run around like a crazy bitch
with no fuel in the tank.
Oh, you [bleep].
I ----ing hate this kitchen.
We have to be ready to go in, like, 10 minutes.
I'm gonna lose it.
I hate my life.
It's a perfect place for a picnic...
I want some food.
I want a crab cake.
or an execution.
We're dragging anchor, so we gotta hurry up.
Let's go, let's go.
Our boat's gonna keep drifting in the shallow water.
I have to move the boat.
Everything went backwards.
Ugh!
Stop.
Hello.