- Previously on
"Below Deck Med"...
You gonna come with me?
- Mm. - You look beautiful.
I booked the same flight that you have.
- You promise? - I promise, promise.
- This is a returning client, Johnny and Michelle Damon.
The last charter, he complained about the food.
- Us Americans are used to the big portions.
- Our next charter will be in Ibiza.
- Oh, my God.
- What? - Amazing.
- I'm releasing Hannah.
You're okay to be chief stew, right?
And then we're gonna get you someone for our next charter.
- Okay.
- Beautiful day, beautiful new chief stew.
- I miss Hannah.
I'm doing two people's jobs.
So I think I'm deserving of the second stew position.
- I have a second stew for you.
- Hi!
- Good morning!
So nice to see you.
- So happy you could come.
- Hi!
[ laughs ] - Hi!
- I'm back!
Hi, Captain!
- Hi, Captain!
Who the hell is this?
- Hi! - Good morning!
Hello. - So good to see you.
- So nice to see you.
- I'm so happy you could join us, come on in.
- Is this the crew? - Yes.
- Hello! - Malia...
- Hi! - Hi.
- ...is our bosun.
- Malia, oh, so nice to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
- This is Rob. - Hello, Aesha.
- How you doing? - Very nice to meet you.
- I'll introduce you to the rest of the team.
- Coming back to work with Sandy again, and it's so nice.
And I hope that we've got a good interior team,
because I really want to get the praise
from Captain Sandy this season.
These were for wash, and these were all for steaming.
- Ah.
- Do it so that it's, like, more of a point.
- Mor-ta-della.
- Mortadella. Braciola!
- Aesha, you did a fabulous job.
- Captain.
- That's cool, our new stew seems nice.
- This is our Michelin star chef, Tom.
- Hi! Oh, yay!
- Nice to meet you. I'm Tom. - So nice to meet you.
- Likewise.
- This is our third stew.
- What's your name? - Aesha.
- Aesha? Jessica. - Yeah.
Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Ah, Bugsy. - Hi!
- This is Aesha.
- How are you? - Nice to meet you.
- So, she's your chief stew.
- Ah... oh, yeah. - Yeah.
- Hello! - Nice to meet you.
- Thanks for coming in. - Okay, great, awesome.
- I'm excited to have you. - We're gonna leave here.
- Oh, yeah.
- Now that you're on board, we're taking off.
- Oh, okay, cool.
- I'm gonna take you to a cabin. I've got clothes for you.
- I'm finding it very awkward, because Hannah texted me
and she told me that she's not working anymore,
but no one's really wanting to tell me what's actually gone on.
- Okay, the dock guy's here. Are we clear to release lines?
- Go ahead and start dropping.
- Pull, pull, pull.
Okay, that's all three lines released.
- So you're top bunk. - On the... at the top?
Yeah? - Yeah.
- Yay!
- Clear to swing, clear to swing.
- Well done, Malia. Well done, everyone.
We're going to Ibiza. The crossing looks great.
- Going to Ibiza, oh, my God. - Ibiza, baby!
- I never thought I'd go to Ibiza with Captain Sandy.
Sh--. How sad am I?
- Seven in the morning means smooth sailing.
Couldn't ask for a better time to go.
- How long is this passage? - I believe it's four hours.
- Rob, can you guys focus on fenders, please?
- Sh--.
- So, dining room in here.
- Yeah... it's ----ing nice, eh? - It's nice, right?
Oh, I love your attitude, it's fabulous.
Out here, our bridge deck aft. - Wow.
- This is the sun deck. - So where are we going now?
- We're going to Ibiza. - Are we?
- Yeah. - Oh, yes.
- Did you not know? - No!
- It's, like, oh, I'm jumping on a boat, and let's go.
- I'm very excited to go back to Ibiza.
I actually was there, like, a month ago,
with my brother and sister-in-law.
Ibiza is definitely known as the party capital of the Med.
It's got some of the best clubs in the world.
I'm so excited, I love Spain.
- I heard you've been with these guests before,
Johnny Damon's group of friends.
- Oh, the Damons! - Yes.
- Yes! - Yeah?
- I love them.
- Are they nice?
- They're, like, super down-to-Earth.
Yeah, Michelle, the wife, she's so fun.
- Is she? - Yeah.
- Slap it! Slap it!
Listen, I'm the person that's in charge.
Wah-wah, wah-wah-wah...
- May... may... may I... - Not happening.
- May I--
- Don't ----ing-- - You're done.
[ screaming ]
- I ----ing rule this boat.
- They're not like snobby rich people at all.
- Amazing, see you in a little while.
- So nice having people you've had before.
- I can't believe you've had them before, that's crazy.
- I think you were actually in my dreams to be honest.
- You all right this morning?
- Yeah, why?
- Like, as soon as we come out, always,
our main priority is fenders. - I know, but I... yeah.
I could die happy not going to Ibiza.
It just feels like a trigger, in a way.
When I was younger, like, in my days of ----ing
just being crazy, I knew that if I were to go there,
I wouldn't come back.
So I was in my head about it, just overthinking.
Fine.
- So what's been going on this season?
- Oh, what hasn't been going on?
- Why am I here? - What hasn't been going on?
The first second stew left.
- Mm-hmm. - Then I came to help out.
- Yeah. - And then the chef left.
- Mm?
- And then it was, like, just coincidence that Tom,
who's dating Malia... - Yeah.
- ...was visiting her.
Hannah left in the same sort of period that Tom joined.
- Mm-hmm. - She was here, and she left.
And then yeah, we ran the last charter
with just two of us, Jess and I. - Oh, sorry!
Because Hannah and I are so close,
I know that her and Bugs have had a little bit of history.
But I wanna just meet her for myself,
and make my own first impressions.
And so far, she's treated me with absolute kindness,
so I don't really have any reason to be a bitch to her.
Well, hopefully I can bring a new energy in.
- Definitely. - Yeah.
- That's what we need.
- So I got these for the lunch, like ref whistles.
- Do they usually use whistles in baseball?
- I don't know.
- Johnny, being a baseball player, makes me a bit nervous.
I don't know anything about American baseball.
It's like a fast-paced cricket, from what I can gather.
- Where did you come from this morning?
- Bali, yeah.
- These two are going. - Oh, no...
Are you guys romantically intertwined?
- We are indeed, yes.
- Aw! That's so cute!
- You look lovely.
You're the first guy in, like,
years that's actually made me wanna have a boyfriend.
- And we haven't even had sex. Isn't that weird?
- So that's how you know that I really like you!
Are you guys sharing a cabin?
- Yeah. - Oh, nice.
Snuggles.
[ laughing ]
I got your back.
- Aesha and Jess, if you girls would meet me
in the dining room, please.
- Mm... did you make this?
- Yeah, not just chopping carrots in here.
- 'Sup, girl? - Okay.
So, I'm so excited to have you.
- It's so cool to be here.
- Got a ton of experience, very helpful to have.
Jess has gone through, how many?
This is your third second stew, including when I was.
- Oh, yeah, of course.
- I think Aesha fits in really great.
But at the same time, why the [bleep] wasn't
I moved to second stew?
- Jess, in terms of this charter,
you are gonna be predominately in the laundry.
- Okay. - Okay?
- Nobody's job is less important than the next.
- Yeah.
- So show Sandy how well it can be done.
I'll be up in the morning with you, Jess.
Get creative with your table settings...
you are a very creative person.
I want the best compliment in the tip meeting to come to you.
- Yeah.
- I feel like we're a really good team...
- I think it'll be... yeah.
- ...of different strengths, yeah.
- Teamwork, guys. Cheesy, but let's do it.
- Yeah. - Team, yeah.
- All crew on deck.
- Beautiful.
- One of you on port, one of you on starboard.
These guys will be on the stern.
- Aesha, you're gonna be by Rob.
Jess, you're gonna go amidships.
- Your lines are ready.
- Malia, Malia, I'm on the port wing.
- Clear to start bringing port stern over.
- Ooh, jeez, it is tight.
- Ten more feet to port, and our stern is lined up.
This is a very tight spot to get this boat into.
Twenty-five feet to the vessel aside.
And we have quite the audience.
Fifteen feet to the vessel astern.
Starboard quarter 10 feet and closing.
- Terrible.
I feel like I need a rearview mirror.
- Starboard quarter, eight feet and closing.
Bump to stern.
Bump to port, bump to port.
- This ----ing thing...
- Fifty feet astern.
Straight astern.
Starboard quarter, four feet and closing.
Bump to port.
- That's center.
- Holy [bleep].
- Bump to port.
- Coming up...
- Look, there's a jellyfish! - It's right there.
- Oh, my God!
- Babe, your balls are about to get lit up.
[ screaming ]
- Oh, no, watch out! - Ah, hurry!
- Jeez, it is tight.
- Starboard quarter, four feet and closing.
Bump to port.
Bump to port, bump to port.
Three feet, three feet to vessel aside.
- Holy sh--. [ gasps ]
- Perfect, opening up off the starboard quarter.
Perfect to go astern.
Rob, I need you on lines.
Thirty feet to the dock astern.
All right, guys, we need to be quick on these lines, please.
- Yeah.
- Keep tension on that line.
Stern's secure.
- Well done, everyone. Nice work, nice work.
- Well done, guys.
- Tight squeeze, but we made it through.
That was good.
- [bleep], Captain Sandy's like...
she's such a boss bitch.
- Nice work. - Thank you.
That was amazing.
- Yeah, you did a good job.
- All right, we're all set on deck.
Let's go get cleaned up and put our epaulettes on.
- Killed it.
- Is that the tightest spot you've got in?
- Hi!
- I missed you.
- Always, baby.
- Lay one on me. - Love you.
- Hey, gimme another hug. - Hi!
- Yeah, are you happy? - Yes!
I've got a good feeling about this team.
- Are you ready, honey?
- Yeah, I'm just taking, like, the whole carcass out,
and then re-forming it so it looks like a bird.
Pretty much everything done for the arrival stuff.
- Five minutes on the dock.
- Oh, incoming.
- I'm so excited.
- Oh, my gosh, awesome hair.
- Yeah. - That's awesome hair.
- Hi! Welcome back!
- Great to be back!
- Thank you! Super excited. - Yes, hey.
- Great seeing you. - Hi. You, too.
- How are you?
- Alex. - Hey, Alex, how are you?
- I'm feeling great, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, man.
- Johnny Damon's coming on board.
The ----ing man from Boston, our lead-off guy.
He was Boston's hero for a bit.
I mean, we ----ing hated him once he went
to the Yankees and ----ing got a haircut.
But yeah, no, he's...
he still has a place in my heart in Boston.
- Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy you came back
so we can make it right for you.
- Yes.
- Especially in the food department.
- Looking forward to it. - Yes.
- Anyway, welcome aboard, and Bugsy, our chief stew,
is gonna show you around the boat,
and then we're gonna take off to your anchorage.
- Gorgeous. - Yay!
- Oh, my God, this is so fabulous.
- I would love to do a tour with you.
Follow me. The main salon.
- Wow. Is this where we're gonna be wrestling?
- No. - Yeah!
- I got her, I got her!
- I think it's better if you guys take your shirts off.
- Wow, this is the sun deck.
- And we've got a hot tub up front.
- Yeah, all right.
- This is a serious. - This is how we roll, right?
- Absolutely. That's what I'm talking about.
- Is there another boat?
- That is all luggage on board.
- You might need to hold off on Adena's glass.
- Yes, okay.
- Wow, there's a lot of steps.
- So this is the master cabin. - Let's test it out.
- You all may have to leave.
- Coming out of here, like always,
fenders are a main priority.
And then when we get to Formentera to anchor,
it's all hands on deck for water sports.
- Ow! - Ooh sh--, sorry, baby.
- All crew on fenders.
- We need all crew, all crew out on deck.
- I need one person here with me.
Jess can go that side.
- Okay, Captain Sandy, standing by on stern lines,
ready to release.
- Yeah, go ahead and release them, thank you.
- Quickly, quickly.
That's all stern lines released.
- Oh, my God.
- Port quarter, three feet.
Three feet to vessel aside.
Port midships, holding 12 feet.
Alex, put that fender down.
Put that fender further down.
- Yeah, that's as far as it goes down.
- Stern to starboard, stern to starboard!
Put the fender down lower, on the rub rail.
There we go.
Touching fender, starboard midships.
Slight bump to starboard off your stern.
Opening up off starboard quarter.
Clear to swing, clear to swing.
- Okay. Are we just doing faces?
- Yeah.
- Nice job, well done.
- Hey! We're in Ibiza.
We're on the biggest yacht in Ibiza.
[ laughs ]
- Wasted.
- It took me a while to figure out that Adena
wasn't with Johnny and Michelle last time.
She was with the queen of Versailles.
This is something that only, like, a billionaire could do.
We... we are billionaires.
- That's right! - Adena's awesome.
She just, like, can't handle alcohol very well.
- Hello, hello. - Hi there!
- We're on the biggest ----ing yacht.
- And the strawberries are pretty.
- [ screaming ] Ah!
- Oh, my gosh!
- That is not... - Oh, my God.
- Yeah, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that.
- Are you bleeding? - What?
- I'm scared, there's a lot of blood.
- [ screaming ]
Ah!
- Oh, my gosh.
- That is not...
- Yeah, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that.
- What? - Watch out, watch out.
- Don't let the... don't--
- I gotta crawl.
- Malia, Malia, Bugs. - Oh, Lord.
- We just had a champagne glass smash on the bridge deck.
- Is that blood on there? Are you bleeding?
- You are bleeding! - Where?
- Doctor!
- Are you able to come with the first-aid kit?
She's just cut herself.
- How'd they get cut? - She smashed a glass.
- I'm scared... there's a lot of blood.
- Oh, no!
- Hi, guys. Medical attention.
- We got the medic.
- Is it gonna hurt?
- Adena, I don't think you can feel anything right now.
- Ah! Ow, ow, ow!
- Just cleaning it up. - That really hurt.
- Like, as soon as the lines are off the dock,
this lady's falling-over drunk, cutting herself.
- Thank you, love.
- This is Ibiza. You're not gonna last.
Okay. All right. - You got it?
- Thanks, guys. - Oh, my God, we are good.
- You're really good.
- Where can I get some service forks?
- Certainly, with the white borders?
- Yeah.
- If you look under there, there's a little basket
with white glove service casts.
Aesha's ticking off all the boxes that,
like, a really good stewardess should be ticking off.
I don't wanna jinx anything, but things just seem to be working.
- So what's your, like...
are you wanting to get up to chief one day, or...
- Uh, no.
- What's your plan? Just cruising?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Chief's too much pressure. - Yeah, I know.
That's why I like being second.
- I know, I agree.
[ phone notification notice ]
- What is a baseball pitch look like?
Is it called a field or a pitch?
- A pitch... pitch?
- It is? - Yeah.
- All right.
- What is going on?
- The table decorations are perfect.
- All right, deck crew, deck crew,
we are 10 minutes out, 10 minutes out.
- Is that plastic? - You're... you're...
- By the pool or on a boat...
- No, those are glass. Do you want a plastic one?
- Well, you never should... - Just for her.
- ...give Adena... - For me.
- She's broken... - Just for me!
- Do you have a helmet and kneepads?
- She's broken a number of them at our house.
- Our wedding... - Our wedding wineglasses...
- Our wedding... yeah. - ...Adena broke two of them.
- Oh, you naughty girl!
- Fancy!
So are you usually a...
you're usually a chef on yachts?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Drop the anchor, one shackle, one shackle, drop the anchor.
- Are you good there, Captain? - Yeah, we're good.
- Good? - That's good.
- Thank you. - Yeah, nicely done.
- Their last charter, he actually
complained about the food.
His food was always cold.
- I'm like, blown away.
- Malia, permission to start blowing up the slide.
- Let's toss her over.
- So we went with a baseball theme...
no idea why. - Yeah!
- Play ball? [ whistle blows ]
- Oh, check this out. - Whoa!
- Does glass count as recycling in Spain, or...
- Yeah.
- I love it when people recycle, it's so good.
- All right, these four can go. - Okay, perfect.
- So I have a marinated burrata. - Ooh, yeah.
- A salad niçois, penne pasta with basil pesto.
- This can go as well, I think. - Okay.
[ sighs ]
- This is the roast baby chicken,
and this is the grilled local spiny lobster tail
with garlic butter.
- Oh, my goodness, this food looks...
- The menu's so amazing, it's, like, dinner.
- I know, this is dinner.
- This is so good. - I love it.
- Is that, like, a whole baby chicken?
- It's a whole baby chicken, deboned.
- That's what she said.
- I have to say, the food is so much better so far this time.
Can I please get this heated up just a little bit more?
I'm more, like, medium.
Is this eggplant? - Yes.
- Oh, boy.
- Don't feel guilty that our food was sh--ty.
- Fabulous.
Hell.
- Can I have a slice of that focaccia?
- Yeah, help yourself. - Thanks.
Mm!
- So amazing, they're delish!
I love people who recycle!
I love it.
She's great.
Ow, God dang it!
[bleep]
- Hi. - Are you supposed to be...
- An umpire.
- Did you look at me when you said you're an umpire,
because I usually strike out?
You like that? - I like it.
- Are you done? - Oh, yes, thank you.
- This is definitely the best food we've had
since we've been to Spain.
- I think they're all good.
I think they're getting quite full.
- Okay. - They absolutely loved it.
- All right, dessert, let's do it.
- Aw, that's so coo!
[ blowing whistle ]
- No, you should not have a whistle.
- I know, right?
- Yeah, I mean, we need to de-whistle you.
- [ blowing whistle ]
- I will try and keep them super balanced.
- Oh, no, please don't let me drop these.
- Ooh, they're baseballs!
- Ooh! - Ooh, look at this!
- So, frozen white chocolate and ricotta parfait.
- Wow. - Please let the chef know...
- Thank you so much. - ...this is amazing.
- All right, let's take a photo with your ball.
- Ooh! - It's lovely.
- I love it. - It's good.
- They loved it! - Yeah? Cool.
- Yeah, so exciting.
- You guys ready for some water sports?
- Yeah!
- I just wanted to let everyone know there are
quite a bit of jellyfish in the water.
- The slide is there, so we kinda have to go down the slide.
- Hell, no. Nope. - Yes.
- You wanna go down the slide in the jellyfish?
- If you wanna go down the slide,
I'll put one of us crew in the water to look out for jellyfish,
and go down and we'll kinda walk you through
getting back to the boat.
- That's so terrible.
- I'll protect you guys on the slide.
- So that means you have to be, like...
- Yeah, I'll take... I'll take a sacrifice.
- No, no, no.
- Hm? - You're cute.
- What's wrong? Hm?
Okay. Good talk. I have to go.
- Yeah.
- I gotta get this on video. - Okay.
- At least we have one real man on this boat.
- I'm checking out the jellyfish.
We all good?
- Look, there's a jellyfish!
- It's right there. - Oh, my God.
- Watch out! - Dead ahead, dead ahead.
- Ah! - Oh, my God, he's right there.
- Jellyfish! - He's swimming right for it.
[ screams ] - It's so big!
- Babe, your balls are about to get lit up.
[ screams ]
- Oh... oh, no, watch out! - Ah!
- Hurry!
- Coming up...
- Opa!
- Okay, just take the...
- Look, there's a jellyfish!
- It's right there.
- Oh, my God! - He's swimming right for it!
[ screams ] - Where?
- Babe, your balls are about to get lit up.
- Go this way, keep paddling.
- Nice... a safe landing.
- All right, who else is going?
[ cheering, shouting ]
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!
- Perfect.
[ snoring ]
- Oh, so close!
- Woo!
- I'm gonna send you on break now, you good to go?
- Yes. Get another nap in.
- All good on laundry?
- I just need to steam the stuff now.
- Let's get this to a good place.
Cabins are in a good place.
- I didn't want to admit it, but my job has been easier...
since Bugs took over.
She has, like, clear direction,
and things are starting to be more fluid.
- Are we getting in the hot tub up there?
- Babe, we're going up to the top to get sun and hot tub.
- Rosé all day, and your blood orange.
- Thanks. - Oh my goodness.
- Good morning!
- Where are we?
- Am I meant to have the stripes on?
- Yeah, you can have that on,
and then we're gonna throw a tutu over it.
- Yes! - Yes, yeah.
- I'm so excited.
- What happened? I just woke up.
It was the best sleep I've ever had.
- All righty. Oh, this is cute!
You're like the weird Brady Bunch.
- Oh, I love it!
- Gimme a theme, I'm gonna go... run with it.
- Okay, you're having the pink one.
- Oh, yes.
- I look like Halloween
- Like a pumpkin. - Yeah. Is there another color?
- There's pink, blue, and orange.
Do you wanna swap my blue one? - No.
- The theme for this evening is a funky neon party,
and what better way than to have people
who are serving you be funky and neon, too?
Theme is a dream.
This is stews in tutus.
I mean, what could be better?
- Yeah, I can think of, like, 50 things off the top of my head.
[ laughing ]
- What's up?
- Yeah, you tired?
- No, I'm just checked out a little bit.
- Do you need sleep?
- No. I'm rested.
I just... I'm in my head.
- Oh.
Never seen anyone not even fake it
in front of the captain.
It's, like, what? Who does that?
- [ belches ] Ooh, there we go.
- It's hot. - Yeah, the AC's off, isn't it?
That's gonna keep everything warm, the food and everything.
- You'll have us to help run food quickly.
- Yeah.
- Except Rob's, like, checked out.
- What's wrong with Rob?
- He just told me and Captain Sandy he's, like, checked out.
And I'm, like...
- Especially to the captain.
- ...you just told your boss and your captain that...
- Yeah, you don't say that. - ...you're checked out of work.
- I'm honestly worried for him to be on tonight.
- Oh yeah?
You're beautiful. Let's get some food!
- Oh, gorgeous! - You look so cute!
- Yes, don't leave me out.
- Okay, we've got some green for you.
- Oh, perfect. - Like war paint.
- Oh, yeah! - You need to give a growl.
- [mildly] Rawr.
- It's so festive! - Oh!
- Wow. - This is gorg.
- So beautiful. - Yay!
- The table looks awesome.
- Yes, it looks so beautiful.
- Cheers to everybody, woo!
- Look at you, double-fisting!
- Woo! - Woo!
- Double-fisting, we love it!
- Hell, yeah! - Yeah, nice!
- Now that's what I'm talking about.
- Okay, Malia, Malia. - Yeah.
- Would you mind doing some plating again?
- Yes. Just put these on top? - Yeah.
- Who's getting pregnant tonight?
- Hey!
- You have to work quick,
because I can feel the breeze coming through here.
Okay, once you put the pea shoots on they're ready to go.
- Corner.
- There you go. - Thank you.
- Okay, we have a roast pork belly, diver scallops,
with a potato puree and a garlic sauce.
Enjoy your meal. - Thank you.
- I just wanna know what Johnny thinks.
- [ scoffs ] - Let's see what Johnny thinks.
- Is it hot, babe? - It's more...
it's not super hot, it's more warm.
- I think it's lovely. - It's gonna be hot next time.
- That means it's perfect temperature.
- These are really good. - I think it's lovely.
- No, it's okay. No, I want it to be hot.
- It's not supposed to be hotter than this, right?
- No, it's fantastic.
- But you just said it wasn't hot.
- It was warm, it wasn't hot.
So we gotta figure out how to make his food hot.
- Oh ----ing hell.
- Guys... - It feels hot.
- It feels very hot, I love it.
- Could we do this... a bowl over his?
No one else is... - Over his?
- Just his. - Okay. Okay.
- Mm, this is hot.
- Can we lay the bowls out? Watch that plate.
- Sh--, that's hot.
- How was that? - Great.
- Jess and Rob, Jess and Rob, to the galley.
- Coming. - Copy.
- Cover that primary plate. - Are they all ready to go?
- Yeah. - Ah!
- [groans] It's chaotic.
- Coming in very hot.
- Thanks, Malia.
- Thank you. - These will be scalding.
- If it comes back warm but not hot,
I'm gonna lose my sh--.
- Thank you.
[ clanging ]
- Oh jeez, sh--.
- Opa!
- [bleep]. - I'm sorry.
- That's okay, just take the...
- Oh sh--.
- Coming up...
- Ah!
- It's not a ----ing Spanx.
Clearly, I don't need a Spanx, duh.
- All I'm saying is shut up,
because your voice is ----ing annoying.
- Thanks, Malia.
- These are scalding.
[ clanging ]
- Sh--.
- Opa!
- Oh sh--.
- Tom... - Yeah.
- ...Bugs dropped a plate.
- Ugh, it's chaotic.
- I'm not gonna stress out, because it's...
the whole thing is just crazy.
- Thank you.
- [bleep]'s sake.
- Yeah. - That's epic.
- Adorable. - Here we go.
So we have pan-fried cod, with a clam chowder
with steamed Iberico ham and parsley.
Is everybody happy?
- It's delicious. - It's amazing.
- Very good.
- Is it hot? - It's hot, yes.
- Yes?
- This is actually really fabulous.
- Everything's good, the primary's eating,
he's loving it. - Good recovery, Tom.
- Yeah. - And he said it was hot.
- Yeah, that's cool.
- Hey, girl, so you're down at 10:30.
- Okay. - Who's having the Jameson?
- There's five Fireballs and three Jameson shots.
- Sorry to have stressed you out earlier.
- No, I just wanna make sure everything's okay.
- I just got sensitive for no reason earlier about something.
It's done, you know?
- I get you.
- Well, you got your cigar going.
- He is... - Yes, I do.
- ...so freaking happy, he loves cigars.
- Oh, yeah, it's a ----ing Spanx, bitch.
It's called a thong. - Ah.
I can see it from the reverse.
- It's not a ----ing Spanx.
Clearly, I... clearly, I don't need a Spanx, duh.
Don't need one. Annoying.
- Oh, really?
- What is your problem?
- Shut up, because your voice is ----ing annoying.
- That's fantastic.
Thank you so much.
- Hey, babe. - Yeah.
- What's going on?
- Um, I just called Shanna out,
and now she's having a hissy fit.
- Oh, my God.
- Well, because she was saying you were wearing Spanx?
- She needs to learn not to act like that,
and it's disrespectful.
[ door slams ] - What the [bleep] is going on?
I mean, you made a total ----ing comment.
It's not a compliment to say that a girl's
wearing ----ing Spanx in front of her.
It means your ----ing fat, and you're covering your fat up.
What the [bleep] are Spanx? I'm just saying.
- Teamwork, dreamwork. - Yeah.
- ----ing sure deal.
- Scotch on the rocks.
- We need to chat.
I'm sorry. It was an asshole comment.
- I'm just gonna grab the rest of the stuff on the sun deck.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
- Good night. - Love you.
- Night. - All right, night-night.
- Nighty-night, y'all.
- The guests are nice. - They are nice, yeah.
- Aw.
- All right, well, I'll be down.
Let me know if you need anything.
- Thanks, you rock.
- Bugs, you're killing it as well, you know?
- Thank you. - No problem.
- I'm trusting him, but there's starting to be
a lot of red flags as to why maybe I shouldn't.
- We're gonna get underway soon, just so you know.
- Okay, cool.
- Jess, I'm gonna go look at your table setting, my love.
Wow, cool.
- Man in the hatch.
- Start hauling the anchor.
- Coming up on starboard anchor.
- You see, Jess, you have it in you.
- Aw. - It's really pretty.
- Anchor's home, anchor's home.
- All crew, all crew, ETA is one hour and 30 minutes.
- Good morning, hi.
It's Bugs, calling from motor yacht Wellington.
I just would like to confirm our VIP table for today
at 3:00 p.m. for our guests.
- I actually didn't drink much last night.
- Yeah, I know.
- Okay, so we're doing truffle eggs Benedict.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Drop the anchor, drop the anchor.
- Go for it.
There you go.
- Okay, great, lock it down.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- How are you? - Hi.
- Did you sleep well? - Good, thank you.
Oh, I had such a good sleep.
- They're going to an end-of-season party,
so the tender has to be ready to go by 2:00.
- Round two of 10.
- You can really taste them, too.
- Hey, you should literally be like,
"What if I'd never told you? You would never know."
That's how I'd be dealing with my own sh--.
- She doesn't... It's irritating.
- Yeah, no sh-- it's ----ing irritating.
I'd be ----ing pissed off.
It's like, be a grown-ass woman and just ----ing and... and...
and don't ----ing gimme sh-- about this stuff.
- I have no control over somebody texting me.
There's nothing I can do about it.
It's my choice whether I wanna reply or not,
and I think it's unnecessary to make me feel
like I'm doing something wrong.
- Yeah, I know. [bleep].
- So it's kind of making me take a step back
and have a look at if I'm ready to go
and spend this time in Bali with her.
I'm just tired, bru.
- How's the truffle eggs? - Amazing.
- Hi, how are you? - Good, how are you?
- Fantastic.
- I know, I don't see you guys often.
- I know.
- Alex? - Yes?
- Where do you guys put these? - Towel?
Don't let sh-- bother you, seriously.
You know what I'm talking about, though.
Just seeing both sides of it, I get both.
But it's his situation to kind of deal with.
- No, it's not. It's invading both of our space.
- Yeah, but you have to understand it's more on him.
That it's not... than it would be on you.
- It's not like a measurement... - No, but seriously.
- ...of, like... - I know it's not a measurement,
but you have to be more understanding.
You guys have a chat about it. - Yeah, I get it. Great.
This is your negative sh-- I'm having to deal with.
Block the bitch, get rid of her.
[bleep] [bleep] bullsh--.
- Coming up...
- My heart's palpitating bad.
- Are we doing makeup?
Are you putting on our makeup again today?
- Would you like some makeup?
- I don't know.
- You need some flair, right? Coming in hot.
I'll have the station ready to go, perfect.
[ sighs ]
- So I have some good news for you.
- Yes, I want a surprise!
- I'm sending you ashore to beach closing party today
with the guests. - Yeah!
The closing party! - The closing party.
[ squealing ]
- So it's gonna be insane.
- That doesn't mean you get to drink.
- Yeah, but I get to be there, thank you.
- So it's gonna be lots of fun.
- What time did you go down on break?
- 2:35. How do you feel?
- I felt like you got defensive,
and all I did was ask a few questions.
And I was...
- Right.
- And I think so to.
But at the same time, I can't pretend to act like
I'm fine and it's normal.
- That [bleep] up, but can't let go?
- She's in trouble.
Every now and then, demon Jess can submerge, you know,
if she's pushed.
My ex-boyfriend, we got into a fight,
and I kind of destroyed his new house.
Hopefully, we will never know what will really happen
if demon Jess makes an appearance.
Hopefully her as a subject stays in the past.
What time is it?
- It's time to get a watch.
- Stop with the sass.
- Cheffy. - Hey, oh.
- When the guests get off today...
- Mm?
- ...we're gonna leave the water toys out for a little bit,
if you wanna get in.
- All right.
- How you doing?
Why are you rubbing your tummy? Are you full?
- No, I don't know. I don't... it hurts.
- You need a poo.
- Come on, Adena.
- I just want some gold dots, like last time.
- All right, I'll do it. - Time to go play.
- Don't talk and distract me.
- Do a blue lip.
- Oh, my God.
- Is she making me look ridiculous?
- It's like an arrow to his nose.
- It's supposed to be a marijuana plant.
- Oh, yeah, I see that.
- Yeah, that looks... that looks great.
[ blows whistle ]
- Listen up! - Are you serious?
- That's coming on the boat with you.
- See you later, guys. Have fun!
- Bye, guys!
- Oh, yeah. - Enjoy.
- Thank you!
- Bye, guys! - Bye, thank you!
- Bye! - Bye!
- Let's have fun! - Yeah.
- This is so exciting.
- Ladies and gentlemen! - Yay!
Let the festivities commence!
- Oh, my God!
A closing party in Ibiza is like a real-life acid trip.
It's like you're at some weird, drunken circus in a dream.
It's amazing.
- Hey, Malia? - Go for Malia.
- Hey, you guys... play on the toys.
Go have some fun.
- All crew, all crew, the slide is open for business.
- Are you going down the slide?
[ screams ]
- Have you been to Spain before this?
I think it's literally so ----ing beautiful.
Hey, I'll be honest...
honestly, the last, like, two nights...
- Hey!
[ laughing ]
- Don't get hurt, no one else knows how to cook food.
[ laughing ]
- Step on it, Jess.
- Stop!
- Gas! Give it gas!
- What happened?
- My heart's palpitating bad.
- No, I'm serious.
- You need water? - Yeah.
- All right.
- You okay?
- All right, talk to me.
Your heart's racing?
Just take a couple deep breaths.
Seeing Jess grab for her heart is terrifying.
Feel lightheaded at all?
Captain Sandy, Malia.
- Next, on "Below Deck Med"...
- Strike one. - Hey.
- Strike two.
You just got traded.
- Oh, Johnny's ----ed man.
- Oh!
- He's, like...
[ urinating ] - Rude.
- ...sake!
- Come on, man. - Quickly!
- Rob is killing me. A heaving line?
You made that mistake three times.
- I gave Rob a hug the other day.
You wanted to shoot me in the face.
[ laughs ]
- Is Jess jealous?
- What the [bleep]?
- He could sit there and flirt with her all day long.
- Jess and Rob suck to go out with.
- Bye-bye, friend zone.
[ laughs ]
[ howling ]
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