Previously on "Below Deck Med..."
So what am I doing?
Uh, 3 a.m.
No!
Max, we’re gonna go.
You get asked to do something, you gotta do it.
-Yeah. -Can’t just go to your room.
What on earth is that?
There’s towels all over the floor.
You haven’t done the twin.
I’m trying to find what Lily’s actually good at.
I am giving you this opportunity.
The tighter the better.
And then you’re taking this one.
For the pillows, just go like this.
You did such a good job in the cabin.
Yay!
Tumi, your team, incredible.
-This is $32,000. -What?
I get attached.
Yes, Katie!
Katie Flood.
Is that your girlfriend texting you?
From the other boat?
All I can think is, [bleep] boy.
-Let me know when it’s ready. -Yeah, they’re ready.
Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.
Mm-hmm.
I forgive very easily.
Should we go to France?
Okay.
Um, no. I’m not.
Sorted.
Yeah.
[vomiting]
There’s something not right with me right now.
We should get you to the doctor.
I’m feeling ----ing horrible.
If Lara goes down, and Haleigh doesn’t come back,
and I’m down to Max and Luka,
I won’t be able to leave the dock for the next charter.
[typing in phone]
Oh, I hate this.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
-I feel so good. -Yeah, I don’t feel too bad.
Kyle’s just sick of seeing people have sex on this boat
like it’s a sex cruise.
You didn’t have to come into the room.
-Shut the door! -Ah!
-Bye! -Close the door!
And obviously, Jess has to do all the work
while Luka sits on his back and just enjoys.
You know what we called you back at home?
-A pillow princess. -[laughing]
[phone rings]
Hi, Haleigh. How are you?
Are you 100% better?
That’s good, because we need able seamen.
Thank God.
I could have never left the dock without her.
-Okay, see you soon. -Me too.
Lara, Lara...
Got to do the swim platform, the scuppers, and the pasarelle.
That side, yeah.
-You look fresh. -Shut up.
-You look fresh, Jess. -No, I don’t.
Kyle, are those shoes not too small for you?
It’s maybe too small for my foot,
but I can show you what I can do with it.
-Maybe too small? -Come here.
I’ll show you what I can do with it.
Jack, Tumi, Luka meet me in the crew mess
for a final preference sheet meeting.
The last one.
Yay!
Victor Awar is a neurosurgeon in Columbus, Ohio.
He and his friends have been waiting for
the perfect time to get together for a luxury vacation.
On night one, Mediterranean tasting and wine pairing.
Lunch on day two can be the chef’s choice.
Day two, after lunch, the guests would
like to visit a local beach club and enjoy a foam party.
Oh, yes.
In the evening, a Hollywood glam red carpet party.
I guess want all the toys out for max fun.
I’m sure...
We’re going to end on a high note.
-After what we’ve been through. -Yes, we can do this.
This is the last charter of the season.
I need it to go well, even though
we’re super exhausted, I think.
As a first-time Chief’s Stew,
this is my last impression with Captain Sandy.
My hope for this one is just one smooth charter.
Deliveries.
I’m so sorry for you.
You ready for this last charter?
Bitch, more than ready.
-Foam machine. -For the foam party.
And you are the main person.
Yay!
I like Lily because I think Lily has an amazing personality.
That beautiful black sheep in the family.
But also, she has the energy that I do not have.
Amazing.
-Hey, Bestie. -Hello.
-Where have you been? -Throwing up.
-Feeling better? -Yeah.
The last three days were three days from hell.
-How are we? -I’m good.
Glad your back.
Dealing with the shenanigans that happen on the ship
might be psychotic and crazy,
but, you know, I would take that ten times over
than barfing in a hotel room.
-Hey, my girl. -Hi.
How are you? You okay?
Yeah.
I saw Jesus for two days, but I’m good.
How are you?
Mmm, so sh--. Sandy wants me off the boat.
You couldn’t have been sick when I was sick?
I know.
Lara, Lara, your car is outside to take you to the doctor.
You know?
It’s been a really ----ing great season for me.
I mean, I made so much progress personally.
I’ve been lead deckhand.
I’ve been really proving myself.
Now I’m ending the season off being ----ing sick.
That’s so horrible that I’m going to walk out
missing the last charter.
I’ll be back, bitches.
What do you want me to do, Daddy?
Do you want to do the windows on the side?
[speaking French]
Luka, Luka, please come to the bridge.
Check it out. We’ve got that.
-Jeez. -So we have a warning.
Some large waves, three meters.
It’s getting bad.
Even though it’s sunny, the wind’s blowing hard.
And the wind kicks up the seas.
There are no boats outside the marina right now.
Everybody’s docked here, you can see all the boats lined up.
It’s the final charter.
It feels like one problem after another problem.
If I took off, I would be a bad captain.
And everyone would be seasick.
So we’ll see.
All right.
All crew, all crew,
let’s meet in the main salon in your whites.
Welcome to Italia.
A pre-charter arrival meeting at 12 o’clock.
Oh my God, it’s our last charter.
Um, I just looked at the weather.
Not even a close chance we’re going to be leaving.
The news isn’t going to land very easily.
So think about things you can do with them.
We got to kill it.
-Let’s go kill it. -Let’s go.
This has been a very challenging charter season.
Tumi and I were late for visas.
We had a bosun who had non-ethical papers on board.
New deckhand joined, the fight with Natalya and Tumi.
Let me finish.
Stop putting your hand in my face.
Mine and Natalya’s fight.
You’ve been a fake-ass bitch talking sh-- behind my back
since day one.
Natalya left. Mine and Jack’s fight.
Crew dropped like flies.
Now we had Lara leave the boat.
All of this leading to this final charter.
And now we can’t leave the dock.
I actually don’t realize how much sh--
happened this charter season.
I’m tired.
-It’s pretty. -Ready to get some sunshine.
Keep this weather just like this, all right?
Oh, God.
Hello.
-Welcome. -Hi.
-Captain Sandy. Welcome. -Nice to meet you.
Welcome, nice to meet you.
We’re so happy you’re here.
And you are our final charter.
And we want to make this an incredible charter for you.
Tumi’s going to show you around the boat.
She’s our chief stew.
Once she does that, I’ll come see you guys
and talk to you about what’s next.
Oh, God. I’m not looking forward to that.
-All right, thank you. -Thank you.
I’ve got some bubbles for you.
-Cheers. -This is so much sh--.
Are they moving on?
Right so I’m gonna show you around the boat.
This is our sundeck.
We’ve got some gym equipment if anyone is into that.
Oh my gosh.
They look like they’re going to not take the news well.
Oh yeah.
It’s fun to do the jet ski.
So this is the master cabin.
Yeah.
Right, so this is our bar.
Okay, so I have some news for you guys
since you’re all here gathered.
That’s not a good sign.
We won’t be leaving the dock.
Is there a chance that we will be able to?
No, we have gale force winds.
Your entire charter will be on the dock and I am so sorry.
No...
I’m really sorry.
There’s nothing I can do to control that.
Coming up...
So instead of going to the little islands,
we get to tour the port.
Wow, shipping containers.
I can’t believe we’re not going out.
We’re doing everything we can.
I don’t care what anybody say, it’s stupid.
We won’t be leaving the dock.
Your entire charter will be on the dock, and I’m so sorry.
Is there a chance that we will be able to?
-No. -No.
I’m sorry.
Like, and I love leaving the dock.
It’s like, you know landing a plane
and taking off for a pilot.
-Wow. -No.
If I showed you the seas out there...
In the marina, it’s fine. It looks normal.
By the minute I go out the shore, we have gale force winds.
It’s dangerous.
There’s nothing I can do to control that.
Thank God the sun’s out.
Can you do any water skiing or no?
-Not in the port. -No.
-That sucks.
What are we going to do?
I’m going to challenge my crew to entertain you.
They are going to pull out all the stops.
-Yep. -You have the power.
The pressure is on the crew.
We can’t leave the dock, so we need to distract them over here.
If we wait for them to tell us they’re bored, it’s too late.
We failed.
Can we still do the water slide?
It blows out on that side.
So if you want to slide onto them and then walk down
and come back this way, sure.
We can’t even make it to another port?
We can’t leave.
-Okay. -Jesus.
Luka, Luka, Tumi.
Can you come to the bridge, please?
Copy that, Tumi. I’m on my way.
Yeah, I got my laptop too.
I got... There’s an aquarium.
-There’s an aquarium? -Yeah.
Okay, let’s see, things to do in Genoa.
A vesper thing would be cool.
-I just don’t know. -No.
I can’t see them on little bikes.
I just don’t want anyone to get hurt.
Genoa walking tour. Six hours.
My gut says no.
There’s the Plaza Bianca. That’s an art museum.
No.
Lighthouse of Genoa.
Royal Palace Museum.
This is hard.
It’s so much easier dealing with guest demands and,
like, preference sheets.
Now that that’s out the window because we’re stuck at dock,
I have to kind of come up with a new plan.
I don’t have a bag of tricks, I’m not a magician.
With limited resources, I only have a provisioner.
Google, which is called winging it.
-Hello. -Hey, how’s it going?
I’m just thinking what we can do since if we’re stuck.
Let’s see if I can learn to cook.
-Learn to cook? -Yeah.
And it sucks we’re stuck here.
Unreal.
What’s this, focaccia and...
Multigrain bread.
I’m like, what are we doing now?
What are we doing now?
-Oh, we’re ready. -We’re ready.
-You ready, brother? -Yeah.
Are they sitting yet or...?
They’re at the table now.
So I’m putting this just behind the bar.
Yeah.
We’ve got to stay at dock,
so obviously this charter is going to be food dependent.
It’s on me.
You know, all of us are like, you know...
You know what I mean?
That’s a good one.
Italian lunch, isn’t it?
Yeah, man.
Basil and tomatoes, isn’t it?
So I have a parma ham bake and goat cheese salad.
-Just the goat cheese. -Just the goat cheese.
-Yes, please. -Okay.
I don’t know how to keep busy on the dock.
I always need help so...
It’s deceiving, it’s so beautiful outside.
But we’re not going to challenge the knowledge of them.
-We’re in here, bro. -Yeah, man. All good.
Whole baby Bronzino has been deboned with fennel and lemon.
Would you like to try it?
Please. Thank you.
Do you mind if I add some of that goodness in a bigger glass?
Yeah, I’m going to get you the biggest one we have, standby.
-Please. -Watch this one.
It’s got to breathe as much as possible.
-Of course. -[phone rings]
Uh-oh. Already getting messages from the kids.
-Hi. -How are you?
I’m going to throw the phone overboard.
You’re killing me.
-No, I’m not. -Just killing me.
You’re killing me.
That’s why we’re on separate sides of the table.
Nah.
Um...
Awkward.
-How’s your lunch? -Excellent.
-So good. -That’s good.
-Delicious. -Very good.
So I’m making a schedule.
Obviously, if we don’t have anchor watch,
but we need to do a passerelle watch.
Once they go to bed, you can lift the passerelle.
And then you go to bed and then get up eight hours after.
We’re pretty much interior crew.
Yeah.
Okay, so look at this sunshine. Seriously, it’s beautiful.
We can’t go out?
It’s different out there.
Can we get a refund?
Since we’re not leaving, do we have to stay
on the boat anyways?
Yes, I have to make sure they’re doing their job
Have to kick them in the butt.
-Everyone has to suffer. -Everyone has to suffer.
I’m going to need a lot more champagne.
-Double. -Yes.
The bottle.
I’m glad you enjoyed your meal.
Thank you so much.
One more charter. And that’s it.
-Is this Kyle’s? -Yeah.
What the [bleep] is it?
It’s his underwear.
Do you need help with the wine?
Yes.
I don’t know what to do.
Can you just say white right now?
White for the first one. white for the second one.
And then a dessert wine.
Luka and Tumi, please come to the bridge.
Copy that. I’m on my way.
Hi, we got to figure out what to do with these clients.
The crew have to be with the guests at all times,
entertaining them.
It is on us now, officially.
They want a drink.
So maybe you load up a cooler,
take them for a little boat ride.
Just go all through the port.
Go tell them you’re going to get the tender ready.
You’re going to bring it next to the boat.
A little bummed we don’t get to go.
It doesn’t even feel like a breeze, you know?
I’ll get your drinks organized.
I’ll have a look.
And can I take Haleigh with me?
I think you should take a couple crew.
The crew need to keep their foot on the gas.
We have a first-time chief stew, a first-time bosun.
We have guests with expectations.
And this is the first time we’re in this situation
of coming up with new things to do.
I’m seeing, like, a baseline energy.
This charter’s going to require a lot more than that.
You’re going to be bored.
Oh, boy.
Coming up...
-You’re going to Cannes. -With Luka.
Aww, so cute.
I’ll get them some wine and vodka.
-Yeah. -We got those.
It’s up to us. No sh--.
Got it? I’m dead serious. We gotta do this.
I’m gonna start Googling.
We gotta figure out what to do with these guys.
I agree.
Google like...
Did you figure out where to take them?
It’s the nearest bar and just let it loose.
No. No, we really gotta do this.
-No, I know. -Get your boat ready.
Okay.
I’ll get the Iski out and you can just fill it up.
Yeah, I’m gonna give you a bottle of vodka.
Last Charter. [blows raspberry]
-I didn’t know that. Sorry. -Yeah.
-Hey. -How’s it going?
-All good? -Yeah, good.
We’ve actually got a tender in the water.
So we were thinking we’d get like a cooler box,
fill it with drinks.
We can just go for a cruise around this port.
-Yeah. -Sweet.
-Sounds good. -Get it going.
Thank you.
-Okay, they’re excited. -Okay, good.
All right. I’m gonna go pack up the tender.
Perfect.
Lily, could you come to the pantry, please?
On my way.
Perfect. This is where it’s at.
Hey.
So they are going on a tender ride.
-Do you want to go? -Yes.
-Perfect. -Then I’m gonna give you...
-Tumi. -Yeah.
-Here’s my thinking. -Yeah.
You and Kyle go. ’Cause you’re funny.
Kyle’s funny. You and Kyle. You got this.
-Got it. -Thank you.
You deserve a little boat ride.
Tumi’s like, now, I can’t sleep.
-Oh, God. -For [bleep]’s sake.
Kyle, you’re going on the boat, too.
Sure.
Because we’re stuck at the dock,
the guests need to feel really taken care of.
And that is the most experienced crew.
That is the two department heads on the boat.
They need to feel that attention from us.
You know what we’re gonna do?
We’re gonna be cute and we’re gonna take a basket of snacks.
-Yay! -Okay.
Even if we cruise around for three hours,
go a few miles out on the boat
and then come back and dock for the night,
that would still be something.
I’ll stand by here on the boat if you guys want to come down.
Copy. On my way.
Are you going with them?
Great. Have a good time.
-Where is it? -All the way down there.
-You must be joking. -No.
This is a backup tender that we keep on the dock.
We are unable to drop the other tender into the water
because we have two vessels right next to us.
At least we’ve got something to offer.
Okay, let’s do it.
Let’s do it.
-This is cute. -Very lovely.
Me and Natalya were good friends and we’re staying in touch.
I mean, it’s a shame because I feel like Natalya and Tumi
could have been a dream team together
because they’ve both got the most amazing work ethics
and they both were good with guests.
But obviously, that would be in a perfect world without egos.
Haleigh, lift the anchor. Let’s make a move.
Are we going?
-Hold on. Let me start. -I don’t know what I’m doing.
Let me start it up.
Wait, are we really letting him drive?
We’re the only one that’s ever had to stay in port.
-Oh, great. -She’s smiling.
Sorry.
-She does that to make... -Look out at the ocean.
That looks rough.
That’s rough.
We’re going to take them on a nice cruise around the port
and show them a whole lot of nothing.
Vodka soda, apple spritz.
So instead of going to the little islands,
we get to tour the port.
The world’s sh--tiest booze cruise.
Oh sh--.
The highlight of my trip, seeing the plane land.
Redneck yachting.
All right. My life’s complete.
Let’s go.
This is so embarrassing.
Wow. Shipping containers.
Wow. Look at this crane.
You’re having a good time
because I’m having a good time, too.
[horn honks]
-Yeah. -Don’t be a crap.
Because we’re going to make a rap.
We’re going to make a rap.
We’re going to dab.
I really wanna do a cartwheel.
Try it. Try it.
Max is really funny. He’s so loud and going
"la, la, la, la, la."
He’s definitely more crazy than the average guy I go for.
He’s crazier than most guys I’ve ever met.
I don’t see us going anywhere off the boat, but...
If you put me on a cushion, maybe I do.
My parents got married in 21 days of knowing each other.
So, who knows?
You have a hat?
I came for this not for ----ing your battle dance.
Did you enjoy your exclusive tour?
We saw two planes land.
Stop doing that, man. You’re giving me anxiety.
-Jess, Jess, Tumi. -Go ahead.
I’m heading with the guys back to the boat.
Copy.
Hello.
Did you have a nice tour?
A lot of containers.
-You’re drunk. -No, I’m not.
You wish I was.
I said we had a nice time.
Good.
-Put it all over my face. -May I trade you?
-Yes, of course. -How was it?
I mean, are we going to do anything else?
Stop, Jeff.
You would hate me and be afraid for your lives.
-No, I know. -I just want to take a nap.
-You’re taking a nap? -Yeah.
Not downstairs, though.
Oh, on the Sundeck, gotcha.
-Thanks. -You’re welcome.
I really think they should go to Portofino.
It’s really pretty.
Ashley can wear her cute little Louboutins
and she can take photos.
Why not?
It’s only a half an hour drive.
I literally feel like I’m a step behind these guests
because I really just want to kind of
one-up their frustration.
If the yacht can’t get them to Portofino,
the car can get them to Portofino.
Just get them off the boat for a really long time.
I think they need to go to Portofino tomorrow.
Yeah, that’s cool.
I can’t believe we’re not going out.
I’m so bummed we didn’t get to go.
I’m still trying to be optimistic for tomorrow.
Sandy did not sell me.
-Let’s get you up. -Ugh!
I’m getting old.
Tonight is a tasting menu.
There’s some fish, there’s some meat, some vegetable.
I’m like a surgeon performing an operation.
-You have the same job. -The same. I’m a surgeon.
Woo!
Shh. Concentrating here.
I think I’ve definitely dodged a bullet with this Katie thing.
-Oh, she’s in Portofino? -Yeah.
[phone chimes]
Is that your girlfriend texting you from the other boat?
Even though I didn’t do anything wrong,
I’m just ----ing glad it’s blown over.
Oh, [bleep].
Hi. I would love to get some Italian dancers.
Want to surprise the guests.
Do you have anyone?
So what’s the plan?
Dinner at some point. I need to take a nap.
I’m like, okay, I’m ready to go somewhere.
I’m actually, I’ll probably go take a nap up top.
We’ll just keep drinking.
It’s terrible.
The last thing we want to do is sit at the dock.
It’s crazy.
Because Vic, the primary, and I both do neurosurgery.
-Yeah. -He travels more than I do.
He’s like, Jeff, come on this cruise.
I’m like, what?
What the hell are you getting me into?
We’re doing everything we can.
I don’t care what anybody says.
-Absolutely. -It’s stupid.
They’re reminding us every chance they get
that we’re stuck at the dock.
I don’t want to fail the client.
I don’t want to fail my team.
And so far, we’ve failed.
I’m going to go talk to them.
-Coming up... -I want game night.
Crew against the guest.
Lily’s the gamester.
I have faith in you.
Sandy, I would love something to do.
I just don’t want to sit here drinking.
It’s terrible.
The last thing we want to do is sit at the dock.
So we’re doing everything we can.
I don’t care what anybody says.
-Absolutely. -It’s stupid.
I’m going to go talk to them.
-Tumi, downstairs. -I’m on my way.
Actually, interior meet in the galley.
-Copy. -On the way there.
We need to do something, don’t we?
They’re not happy. Here’s what I want to happen.
Game night. Crew against the guests.
Lily’s the gamester.
I’ve got a really fun game. Do you want to play it?
Yeah.
You are Martha Stewart?
-And you’re Donkey Kong. -No, King Kong.
King Kong, oh.
-That’s a good game. -Great suggestion.
To bring up the vibe.
Okay, I’m going to think of some games quickly.
Game night is literally my bread and butter.
Seeing other people have fun and be happy makes me happy.
So yeah, I’ve got this one up my sleeve.
Go ahead.
I need a pen and paper.
-It’s hot, hey? -Yes.
How hot is it?
It’s just like second degree burns.
[laughing]
Just going to go chill out for now. See you.
That’s a good idea, Lily-kins.
I need to go set the table.
Mm-hmm.
-You all right? -Yeah, I’m doing games night.
----ing excited.
Can’t do his pen, though.
That’s cool. Look how cool this is.
[gasps] Oh!
Oh, no. You didn’t.
Help! Help! Help! Help!
You didn’t just ----ing do that.
Help!
It’s like a green murder scene.
Marker one, Lily zero.
Ah! [bleep] my life.
My hair’s gone green.
Why does everything like this happen to me?
I’m sorry. I’m not helping you, but...
It’s fine.
I ruined the rest of my thing.
Lily, Lily, Tumi.
Could you please count to bridge dick aft?
Be right back.
-Tumi. -Hi.
This pen exploded on me.
Lily. How?
I took the lid off. Just broke.
It’s all over my ----ing hair as well.
You can’t even be mad,
because what more would you expect from Lily?
Like, this is just something that I’m like,
it’s so you.
Why don’t you go change into your costume?
-Yeah. -You go do that.
Okay.
How?
Her hair looked cute, though. I loved the color.
Oh, [bleep] me.
Oh, look at that. Let’s make him wave.
-Oh, yeah! -[horn honks]
There we go.
Tumi’s like, oh, my God, what the [bleep] happened?
I can’t look at you.
Where’d it go?
There’s green everywhere.
That’s cute.
So, for the schedule I’ve got,
Haleigh up till the guests go to bed.
Yeah, but you guys are all participating in the games.
Yeah.
Anyone heard from Lara?
Yeah, she’s not doing too good.
-Really? -Yeah.
This feels wrong without Lara.
I need a nap.
What do you want me to do?
Just help inside?
Yeah, yeah.
Boosh!
I ordered some dancers.
-You did? -Yeah.
Oh, that’s great.
We’re gonna do a dinner.
That’s awesome.
Well done, Tumi. You’re a rock star.
You’re the Tuminator.
I am.
Ooh.
Yes.
Very, very handsome.
I feel like we’re missing something.
Well, nobody knows why you just left.
I’m going to bed.
Jeff, we’re waiting for you.
Stephanie, go upstairs.
No, we’re all waiting for you.
Then go upstairs.
No, I’m waiting for you to come up.
-Oh, my God. -What are you doing?
Exactly, it’s always me.
Everybody’s upstairs.
Stephanie, I’ll be right there.
-Then I’ll wait for you. -Great.
Ugh...
All right, you guys, do you want to get seated?
It’s so pretty.
Just counting the hours until we fly back.
Cheffy, Cheffy, all guests are seated at the table.
I’m starting with water and wine.
Copy.
Green goblin.
Hey, I’m too scared to do the fabrics because of my hands.
Yeah, don’t. I’ll do the beds.
Stephanie, would you like still or sparkling?
Sparkling, tonight. Yes, thank you.
You’re very welcome.
This season, I’ve had to really go out of my comfort zone.
I’ve had to be a stripper.
I’ve had to teach pizza classes, the midnight buffet.
Got possessed by the women from Florida.
Then I had to do big gay breakfasts
and dine in the darks.
All these things I’ve never done in my life.
And finally, on the last charter,
I get to do what the hell I want.
Tumi, the first course is ready.
Copy.
-What have we got here? -Smells good.
Your first course is chilled cucumber
and basil soup with truffle.
So enjoy.
It’s really good.
Very unique.
Yeah, it’s nice.
-Damn. Look at this dress. -That’s so nice.
I hate that I don’t have a freaking dress for the last day.
I don’t know why I’m going to Cannes.
-You’re going to Cannes? -With Luka.
Aw, so cute.
No, not cute. What am I doing?
I am being a sucker right now.
But of course I have feelings for Luka.
So I’m just being present and in the moment enjoying this time.
Like, I don’t just go two hours away with some guy.
He’s not some guy.
It’s Luka.
Coming up...
You can tell Natalya’s not here.
Uh-huh.
It’s very triggering to hear the name
because it all rushes back to me.
-Let’s do a scotch. -You want to do a scotch, yeah?
Mmm.
It’s really good.
The truffle’s nice.
I feel very wholesome right now.
Chef, Chef, hold on plating, the surprise’s here.
Copy.
-Hi, I’m Tumi. -Nicholas.
Nice to meet you.
So, do you guys need to change?
-Yeah. -Okay.
They need, like, 10 minutes to change.
So, shall we do the second course first?
So, you can do the second course and then after.
-Thanks, Cheffy. -Tumi.
Sorry.
[laughing]
It’ll be about 15 minutes.
Okay.
I hope Lara’s okay.
My girl.
Ladies first.
-Thank you. -Dairy free.
Looks beautiful.
Second course, you’ve got a poached salmon rolette
with beetroot. Enjoy.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Someone give the chef a raise.
I’m ready. I’m ready.
-Ready? -Yes.
-Wait here? -Yeah.
I’m danced until I was 16, 17.
I love that it’s calming.
That said, I’m not going to be calm
until I see the guests are happy.
Right, everybody.
Because we’re stuck at the dock,
I thought I should surprise you and I hope you enjoy it.
Oh, look at this.
Anybody who wants to view the dancers,
you better run up like yesterday.
-Lily. -I’m coming.
Running.
Wow.
Oh, whoa!
Ooh!
This guy’s playing games.
Such poetry and moving and sensual and seductive.
Woof.
I’ve been on this boat too long.
[applause]
-Woo! -Wow!
Woo!
All right, Stephanie and Jeff, you’re up next.
[laughing]
All right, let’s go.
I gotta take my shirt off first.
Oh, no, no, no, keep that shirt on.
I don’t know if it’s dancers, Jack’s food,
maybe the cocktails.
But it almost feels like the guest’s coldness
is starting to just thaw a little bit.
-Jeff, it’s a nice shirt. -It’s very distracting.
It’s nice.
-What do you want me to do? -Dishes, please.
There’s loads of dishes over there.
Oh, gosh. If there is like a Guinness Book of World Records
on who can like cook with the most ----ing dishes, man,
it’s you.
It’s insane.
Do I think he makes an excessive amount
of ----ing dishes? Yes.
I mean, who the [bleep] cooks with that much sh--?
And then everything on there, too.
Just don’t look over here.
But I will wash them.
Oh, that was such a good nap.
Don’t worry, I held the fort down.
-Okay, this is done. -Hallelujah.
Thank you, ciao.
That was delicious.
We’ve got a espresso martini.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Such a good sleep.
That’s good, at least you got to sleep.
You never take breaks.
It was definitely worth it.
Jess and Lily, how are the cabins going?
We finished them.
Yeah, please, can you start setting up?
How was the food, guys?
So good.
So, I have a proposal.
I was thinking that tomorrow after breakfast,
we could head over to Portofino.
-Drive the boat there? -Not the boat.
About a 30 minute drive.
Okay.
That’s Kyle and I coming.
And that never happens.
And Portofino is really beautiful.
-It’s really beautiful. -Do you want to do it?
-Yes. -Yay!
Portofino.
We need more wine.
What a charter.
It’s busier when you’re not on ----ing anchor.
Yeah, totally, for us.
You can tell Natalya’s not here.
Yeah, it’s something else, isn’t it?
Because there’s many hands in the pot.
I miss her organization skills. Can’t be replaced.
I miss her.
-Uh-huh. -Uh-huh.
-I like those dancers. -Yeah, I noticed.
I was watching what you were staring at during the dance.
I watched you the whole time.
I didn’t even watch the dance.
-What did I see? -A shirtless man.
-She was like... -Shirtless man.
Does he always give you a hard time?
He takes all the fun out, so then I have to look at it more.
And Jeff is like, I’ll take off my shirt, you know.
No, please. Let me enjoy this.
We’re doing a game night?
Does it involve drinking or what?
It can involve drinking.
I’ve got loads of glitter if anyone wants some.
I’ll have some. Can you put it on me?
Yeah.
I’m trying to find my tutu but I really want my colors.
I’m ready to party.
You’re ready for the games tonight.
That looks good.
Does it look tough?
Are we sitting in here?
Yeah, everyone just wants to come and sit here.
This first game, we’re going to see
who can get the best dressed.
So I’ve got a little bin over here,
and you guys are going to have to pick.
Three, two, one, go!
Go, go, go!
-Quickly! -Go, go, go!
Lily is in her element.
Woo!
[shouting]
Yes, honey!
Oh!
Yeah!
Okay, now for the real games.
That was just the starter.
Thank you.
-Bed time. -Night.
The next game is the cereal box game.
You can’t bend your knees, and you have to pick it up.
Like that.
You got it, you got it.
She’s making out with it right now.
I can’t do it.
Spread your legs further apart, mate.
-Yay! -Yes!
Woo!
You can do it.
Hey, what’s over there?
Or you can do this.
You got it.
Laura? Laura?
That is so bad.
My mum always told me,
you always have to be wearing your pants.
Come on!
You got it, you got it!
Spread the legs more.
Oh my God.
Yeah!
I don’t think we can go much lower.
Good job.
Everything else has been done, cleaned.
It’s just where she is now.
-I’m so angry. -Why?
She just said, I miss Natalya.
She had great organizational skills.
Girl.
Oh!
It’s so far away.
I don’t even know why I’m getting pissed like...
I don’t give a [bleep].
She not gonna to hear my story after all of this time.
-What? -About Natalya.
The only story she has is Natalya’s story. That’s it.
That’s true.
And that’s there only one she’s ever going to hear.
Yep.
That’s it.
I don’t think now’s the right time to tell the captain
this is how I feel.
I understand where captain’s coming from,
but it’s very triggering to hear the name
because it all rushes back to me.
Yes, I have to face my own demons.
Yes, I never had time to.
And the fact that it’s continuing to trigger me
is killing me even more.
It really gets me under my skin.
Coming up...
I’ve just seen a story saying you’re in Genoa.
What the [bleep]?
Yeah, [bleep] it.
You did half the season, why not?
All right, I’ll message you later.
-Uh-oh. -Oh, my God!
-Look at that! -Yes!
Challenge accepted!
Yes!
Go, go!
You got it!
-Yeah! -[cheering]
-That was great. -You’re both winners!
-That was a last game. -That was awesome.
-I’m glad you guys liked it. -It was fun.
I had lots of fun.
I’m retired. I was tired last time.
-I’m tired again. -What time is this?
Game night went of for ages.
There’s so much feathers.
That was fun.
[alarm sounds]
[yawns]
-Good morning. -Good morning.
How’s our boat holding?
Yeah, we’re nice and tight.
Yes, you are.
Did you see what we have here now?
Yeah. That was yesterday, too.
-What does that mean? -Windy.
I’m just glad we weren’t out there trying
to come back on the dock this morning.
How was last night? I heard the games.
Really fun. Lily was living her best life.
Finally got them smiling.
-She did. -Yeah.
[laughing]
-Good morning. -Good morning.
You do have pants on.
Do you normally see me without pants on?
No.
Yeah!
I can’t believe it, mate.
Here, the guests are waiting for me.
Whatever your heart desires, Lily Billy, you can do it.
Today’s chef special is egg florentine.
You can put quail egg.
Or you can make it with bacon and avocado.
Quail egg.
-I’d love a water. -Would you like some?
Yeah, thank you.
Do you want to organize the wash lockers?
Yes. Let’s go.
Woo.
Nice.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
How was the games last night?
It was fun.
She did a really good job.
-Lily? -Yeah.
-And she’s very flexible. -Very flexible.
Just scary.
That’s done.
When they go to Portofino,
we’re gonna pour everything out of the lazarette.
-How’s yours? -Really good. Perfect.
It’s the end.
This was the most difficult season I’ve ever had,
but the most teaching one I’ve had.
You can’t always trust everyone.
[phone rings]
What the hell is happening?
I’ve seen the story saying you’re in Genoa.
What the [bleep]?
I can’t believe we’re not going out.
We’re in one location for a few days.
What are some things you learned?
People can trigger me easily.
Now some people know.
Some people knew that.
You should definitely come and see us for a bevvy.
Yeah, [bleep] it.
You did half the season, why not?
Does anybody else know you’re in Genoa?
If you do come, do you want me to tell anyone?
People that can manipulate like that
----ing scary and dangerous.
Very.
You don’t want me to tell anyone?
Okay.
Yeah, no dramas, just a good time, get ----ed up.
Do I feel bad? Kinda.
Not really.
I’m pretty sure Natalya’s got other reasons
for wanting to come.
Kyle’s probably gonna be shook up a bit.
Jess? Well, that’s a different ball game.
Yeah. Last day.
-Last day. -I can’t believe it.
We got this.
It’s gonna be explosive.
Ciao, right.
Next on the season finale of "Below Deck Med..."
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We’re gonna send Lily and Max to set up the foam party.
Oh, come on, you know what the [bleep]?
Hey, you think I’m dumb?
Let’s go!
Max!
Where’s the foam?
Where’s the exit?
I really missed my musty, Mustique family.
We’re gonna ----ing tear this city up.
Listen. It’s about Luka and Jess.
How was the text looking?
It’s just like, why do you want me to stay in your hotel room
for the next two nights?
Because he wants his dick wet, girl.
Oh, my God.
It’s just my anxiety pouring through my eyes.
I’m gonna ----ing die.
Sorry, Lil. He’s a good kisser.
I’m just saying.