Hello, welcome aboard.
-Hi, I’m Lily, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Doesn’t know how to steam.
I just want to make sure my underwear
make it back to my cabin.
Oh, my God.
My pet peeve, if you say done, I assume it’s done.
It takes a lot of work to manage Lily.
I’m trying to find the how.
Sorry.
I’m so ----ing excited.
Michael Stevens is the CEO of a dental implant company
in California.
-To a good trip! -Woo!
These dentists are having the best time of their life.
Where were these guys when I was getting my teeth extracted?
I see Kyle and I see drama.
Jack, I know the game you’re playing.
Lily’s already being influenced by Jack of who I am.
Who stays up late?
I’m on ’til 12.
From 12 till 3, that’s when I’m running up and down.
I’m making cocktails and that’s what killed me last time.
This charter is so busy, like if the guests are staying up late,
then you have to change a schedule to always
have someone up late with interior.
Who hasn’t gone on a break? No one’s gone on a break.
On a break?
We’ll figure it out.
Do we have any deckhand available to carry things up?
Where are the deckhands?
Max, where are you guys?
Luka’s been on boats long enough
to know that you can’t just leave on anchor watch.
I need someone on deck.
I’m not very happy.
The priority is the food.
Get Max up.
You gotta figure your schedule out.
They didn’t get their breaks.
No, like when she calls and calls,
the deck crew needs to ----ing answer.
Okay.
----ing hell.
This is the stuff that makes me mad.
Okay, it’s just they didn’t get their breaks.
Yeah, like when she calls and calls,
the deck crew needs to ----ing answer.
-Get Max up. -Okay.
Can I clear for you, yeah?
You can start plating as soon as you’re ready.
-Really? -Don’t even wait.
-Jesus. -Yeah.
Master wants red wine, please.
Can we get some help for a little bit?
I understand where Sandy’s coming from.
I was off the boat, fair enough.
But there were four ----ing stews working.
They shouldn’t be calling us first.
They need to call the rest of their team.
If they are super busy and they need our help,
then they can call us.
Man, it makes me mad.
Dude, this is ----ing awesome.
What’s up, bro?
Wait, you know there’s towels in that closet.
I couldn’t see any.
Oh, God.
You have a bracelet with your name on it,
is that in case you forget? ----ing idiot.
No, my son made this for me.
Of course I’m gonna wear it.
-Luka. -Yeah.
Let Chef know we cleared the table.
We’re ready when he is.
-Ready when you are. -Okay, they can go.
-We need to help. -With what?
Taking the plates up.
-Thank you. -There you go.
This is a roast wild branzino, fricassee of wild mushrooms.
Very nice.
And some roast butter sauce.
-So good. -Bon appetit.
Enjoy.
Interior, interior, how are cabins going?
Messy.
-But getting done. -Copy.
Lily is too inexperienced to do beds and heads by herself,
so I have to go and check her work,
which means I can’t go and help Tumi and Kyle on service.
Where’s Lily and Jess?
I don’t know.
[laughing]
Don’t expose them.
Oh, my God.
I’m just gonna hit the head.
The schedule is being adapted.
My sleeping schedule is ----ed right now.
This is the only time I could have a rest today.
You guys got your breaks when we were on
the ----ing diving excursions.
You guys were chilling.
There are four stewardesses awake.
Kick one up and help you with service.
It’s just carrying ----ing plates up.
Nothing I can ----ing do.
Yeah.
Hi, my angel, bum-bums.
Pork belly.
I know. This looks very fattening.
-Yeah. -I’m just struggling, man.
What happened? What’s wrong?
It’s like how chef feels about me, how Lily feels about me.
I feel like I’m back to Kyle at 21,
as opposed to being Kyle 31 years old.
Jack, Jack, all crew,
dessert will be like five minutes.
C’est la vie.
-We’re done. -Sweet.
Can you bring this down to laundry?
I’ll be right back.
Let me double check with Tumi.
Now he’s having his dessert.
Thank you.
For dessert, you have a hot chocolate lava cake.
-Wow. -Oh, my God.
That definitely is lava.
Cabins are done. Laundry’s flipped.
She’s folding laundry now.
-See you in the morning. -Bye.
-That was amazing again. -Was it?
Let the chef know.
Isn’t it like...
Three-mi is better than Tumi because there’s more of you.
Shut up, Amish, you ----ing asshole.
Oh, God.
This is a dentist that’s acting like an absolute twat.
Like, how embarrassing.
Mr. Fendi Fendi Gucci.
How dare you butcher my name?
I feel ----ing great right now.
Okay, so tell me about your schedule.
[bleep]
Haleigh finishes at seven. Coming up at three.
Max finishes at 10 o’clock.
But I just put him down early this evening
because he didn’t get his two-hour break.
And Lara was just having a little break
because she’s got to stay up till
who knows how late tonight.
So Max should have had a break this morning.
You always got a plan for that.
Do you normally have three?
The girls.
Okay.
So I’m going to tell you this.
You never put people, three people down at the same time.
-And you leave the boat. -Yeah.
-It’s a safety issue. -Yeah.
But that’s the thing we have to have covered.
This charter called for earlier activities.
So that’s where Luka has to learn
to adjust his watch schedule.
This is Luka’s first time being a bosun.
But we’re deep into the charter season.
My expectation is higher of him right now.
Same thing with Tumi.
Tumi had two people doing beds and heads
when one of them could be helping with service.
I didn’t know that.
Yes, deck crew should have been helping.
But she should have called for her interior crew first.
Okay. Well, I’ll see you at...
-7:30. -Yeah, 7:30.
Good night. We’ll see you in the morning.
Good night, Amish.
Max! I’m not looking at your butt.
Okay, I’m double fisting this.
Good night.
Kyle.
God damn it.
See you tomorrow, Kyle.
I need a ----ing drink.
It’s my bar.
I have no idea what the [bleep] is going on.
I’m ----ed up right now.
Are these the most drunk guests you’ve ever had?
I don’t know.
Close.
Kiss my ass.
Deck crew, table is clear for a wipe down.
Jesus Christ.
I don’t want you to be alarmed,
but your underwear is on your foot.
[laughing]
Sweet dreams.
Okay, girl, that’s all the guests.
Why does this feel unnecessarily crazy?
100%.
What just happened?
I don’t know.
This charter is definitely being extremely stressful.
The guests have been stressful, but also at the same time,
Lily’s lack of experience is becoming more of a liability.
She’s slowing Jess down and is slowing everything down,
which means that I need the deck’s help.
I just need to figure out a way to turn this all around.
-I’m going to go to bed. -He’s in a good space.
He’s got me, you know.
Oh, you farted, bro.
It wasn’t me, bro.
I promise.
This is ----ing awesome.
Hello?
Oh, sorry.
More.
Who was that?
How you doing, man? You doing good?
You’ve got to be kidding me.
You guys okay?
-You can go back down. -Who’s that?
Where’s the hot tub?
This is pretty ----ing serious.
Like, I’ve never witnessed anything
like this before in the past.
To have a guest trying to get into your cabin,
it’s ----ing not acceptable at all.
Where’s the hot tub?
Coming up...
Sandy wants to speak to you in the bridge.
Yeah, okay.
It’s not fun for me to tell you this.
Yeah, okay. He’s a problem.
You have to get him under control.
Where’s the hot tub?
-How you doing, man? -You all right?
You guys okay?
Where’s the hot tub?
What the [bleep]?
-No, go to sleep. -I’ll get out of here.
No, you guys go to sleep. It’s okay.
-Yeah, it’s okay. -Thank you, man.
It’s fine. Thank you.
[bleep] yeah.
Who is that?
Oh my God.
How hard is it to get into a hot tub in this ----ing place?
Yeah. Okay.
Night.
More ale and more hot tub.
God damn it.
Shut the [bleep] up. ----ing hot tub.
What do you do until three?
I would, like, the table.
But I can see, like, why you need someone like especially...
[glass cracks]
-Are you okay? -Are you okay?
What happened?
Okay, as long as you’re okay.
Did you fall?
-Okay. -It’s okay.
Okay, the glass is fine as long as you’re okay.
-Jesus, bro. -I dropped my glass.
No worries. Come this side.
I’ll help you.
I don’t know what the hell has happened.
The last I saw, I put Amish to bed.
I don’t want you to be alarmed,
but your underwear is on your foot.
I’m not gonna sit there and watch if he falls asleep.
Hold on tight.
[bleep] you, pick up little pieces like this.
Here we are.
Kyle, you’ve been magnificent.
Oh, thanks honey.
Oh no!
----ing hell.
-Sweet dreams. -Thank you.
You’re welcome.
-Lara, Lara. -Yeah?
Our guests is down, let’s go.
Crew mess.
This was at 1 am.
The guy staying in the twin just
opened up ----ing cabin doors.
And Luka went out and was like,
people are trying to sleep, bro. Please leave.
I’ll be back right now. Don’t leave me.
[Amish giggling]
It’s me, captain.
I just wanna give a report.
But Amish went to the girls’ cabins,
opened up the doors while they were sleeping,
and Luka told him go away.
Oh my God. Where are the guys?
They’re in bed now.
Sorry for waking you.
I don’t want you to find out today.
Crew, they have to have a safe place.
If the guests think they can just open their crew door,
that’s a violation.
It’s a door. It’s a barrier for a reason.
And they need to get this under control.
Otherwise, I will end the charter.
I will do, Captain.
You’re welcome, Captain. Sleep tight.
[snoring]
She was thankful.
-Really? -Oof.
I’m going to bed now.
[phone vibrating]
Morning.
If we’re not doing anything by 9, can I, like, go off?
I’m so tired, dude.
We got to launch the tender.
We need three of us until Lara’s back.
You can wake her up at 9.
I’m just a "sweepy" girl.
I feel bad, yeah.
It’s pretty sh--, but this is the schedule
which ----ed up everyone’s break.
Just got to keep the team together and get through it.
Me and the two girls got to go for a ----ing drink
after this charter.
But when we set up a few other things,
you’re going to go down for a couple hours.
Yeah.
[snoring]
Can you check the day heads, flip the laundry,
-and just start there. -Yep.
Are we launching everything?
Yeah.
Good morning.
You can swing it the other way.
What, nose to you?
Yeah, it should come around.
Bubble and squeak.
What’s a bubble and squash?
-Squeak. -Bubble, squeak.
Bubble and squeak.
That sounds like a kid’s show.
Bubble and squeak.
It’s an Irish breakfast with, like, a potato cake
with fried eggs and bacon. Bubble and squeak.
Classic.
You grab her and then I’ll see you in two hours.
Okay.
Lara, Luka wants you on deck at nine.
-So Lara is coming now? -Yeah.
What time is it?
Nine. You’re going to grab that side?
-Who’s this? -Yeah.
When it comes out the washer, I try first give it a shake.
-Yeah. -And then just toss it in.
-So that’s me and Jack. -Yeah.
Jack’s been singling himself away
because of Natalya that was here.
Yeah. So I obviously don’t know.
And it’s not Jack. Give me a fair chance to...
Yeah.
So I genuinely don’t have a ----ing clue what happened.
-Yeah. -Before I went on this boat.
I don’t see what I should have known.
That’s very mature on your side.
-Yeah. -And I really appreciate it.
And I just want to say it.
Thank you. And I think you chose the right time.
Thanks, Lily.
No bad vibes, honey.
No, no, no.
All gone and dusted, I promise you.
Yeah, perfect.
Leave it to the girl who didn’t know
where the on-button was for the dryer to apologize to me.
That being said, I still feel a lot of lingering tension.
And on top of my list now is Jack.
There’s still something I need a sort out.
But I’m just too exhausted right now to even think about it.
Leave these until that is ready.
I’ll let you know when it’s ready.
Thanks, hon.
-Morning. -How are you?
How are you?
-Would you like coffee? -Yes.
Strong black coffee.
Of course.
Good morning.
Perfect. Thank you.
I’m here now.
-Morning. -Morning.
Um, Amish, next time come get me.
-Hi-ya. -He was smashed.
He knocked on everyone’s cabin.
Came into the crew cabin.
After midnight.
And then once he got to mine,
I opened the door and I was like, get out of here.
I was like about to go crazy.
Who is that? Guest? Oh, okay.
[laughing]
There he is.
I just looked at the clock and I’m like, get up.
-Good morning, Kyle. -Morning. There he is.
Well, what happened now?
I’m trying to find what Lily’s actually good at.
I have patience, but everyone is extremely exhausted.
Like, we have to try something new.
Lily, Lily, Lily.
Could you meet me in the pantry, please?
Coming.
Oh, [bleep].
Oh, dear.
Slow and steady, Max.
-Hi. -Hi.
...as well as the twins.
So I’m going to get Jess to help me up here.
But we’ll come pick up on you.
-Okay, cool. -Thank you.
Tumi, Tumi, when the primary wakes up...
Copy. He’s awake now.
I’m going to send him there.
Okay. I’m heading to the bridge.
Sandy wants to speak to you on the bridge.
Okay.
You know, as a captain, it’s my job to keep the crew safe.
It’s my job to keep everyone safe.
-Hi, good morning. -Morning.
But my crew are my priority.
Um, so last night, Amish went into the crew area,
opened all the crew doors.
It’s not fun for me to tell you this.
He’s awake.
He’s a problem.
You have to get him under control or he’s off the boat.
It’s not fun for me to tell you this.
Last night, Amish
went into the crew area,
opened all the crew doors, and the crew area is off limits.
It’s a safety thing for us.
You have to get him under control.
-Under control, got it. -Or he’s off the boat.
Understood.
I don’t want any of that.
Magnificent.
I’m on it. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Natalya texts me from time to time.
Obviously, we had a bit of a connection,
but that couldn’t go anywhere, because obviously,
she was in a relationship,
and there was a lot of other things she had to sort out.
She just looks lost.
-Amish, let’s go upstairs, man. -Sure.
So I just had a talk with Captain Sandy,
and she said you got a little out of control last night.
Okay.
So one of the things that she mentioned
was you can’t go through the crew mess,
or you opened all the doors.
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah, you can’t do that.
Okay.
These are people’s private spaces.
Right.
We have to be respectful to that.
They thought, you’re on that verge.
If he gets any more out of control,
we got to boot him off the boat.
Oh, all right.
So let’s just calm it down, all right?
I know that, yeah.
Appreciate it. Thank you.
[phone rings]
Hi, baby.
Um...
There’s a lot of negativity on board.
And I’m back at it.
I’m a difficult ----ing package.
I’m sorry.
I ----ing miss this person so much.
I’ve just lost so much of me through all of this.
I’m tired of fighting,
wasting so much energy being negative and hostile and sad.
But how do I change people’s ideas and thoughts about me
if they already feel that way?
I’m really, really missing you.
Luka, Luka to the bridge.
Copy, Sandy.
Today we have something called Bubble and Squeak.
-Squeak? -Yes, Squeak.
Ooh, yeah.
It’s not that cute.
It’s an Irish breakfast,
which is basically potatoes and cabbage with eggs and bacon.
The swells are getting worse.
I can’t dock in anything over 18 knots of wind.
So we’re going to haul anchor and head in.
Okay, cool.
We’ll lift everything now and get ready to go.
I’m going to talk to the primary.
-Sweet. -Thank you.
Cheffy, we want all the specials.
Five specials, yeah.
Bubble and Squeak, I’m telling you, no one can resist it.
Deck crew pack up all the water toys?
-On my way. -Copy.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Well, I have some not great news.
Okay.
We’re going to head back to the dock because of the weather.
-Well? -I’m so sorry.
So there’s like a lot of waves out at sea?
-Yeah. -Okay.
-We trust you. -I’m going to go back to work.
-Enjoy your breakfast. -Thank you, thank you.
You’re like a monkey.
What is going on here?
We’re going back to Genoa port?
Yeah.
Coming up.
Tumi, I’m bringing up plates.
Copy, thank you.
Can you come back with a boner?
Yes!
[laughing]
There’s absolutely no point confronting Kyle.
He’s the type of person, he thrives on that for one.
I’m very good at holding my tongue.
Bubble and squeak.
But the minute I release my tongue, it’s game over
because I’ll probably get fired off the boat.
My plan is just to avoid it and just carry on with the job.
-Thanks, chef. -No worries.
[sighs]
-Enjoy everyone. -Thank you.
Presentation is fantastic.
Really pretty.
I’m going to check on Lily.
Oh, yeah, Lily.
The potato cake is so good.
-Really good. -All good?
Hello. How’s it going?
Which one? This one?
I think this corner actually goes this way.
How did you do that?
So you lift it.
The tighter the better, and then you take in this one.
Pretty much.
Thank you. I’m going to check on you later.
I’m going to go get my shorts, I’ll be right back.
All right.
Nice.
Oh, the person I am looking for.
So I have the opera singer coming at home seven.
Primary request to have an opera singer come aboard.
I need an opera singer to sing Happy Birthday.
Perfect.
And then go into dinner.
-Okay, I’m good with that. -If that’s okay.
100%.
Everything’s in.
We’re just going to start pumping up the fenders.
Awesome sauce.
You can start hauling the anchor.
Okay, medium stay.
12.
12 o’clock.
And how’s the bathroom?
Okay, yeah.
Anchor home.
Yi yi yi yi yi yi!
All right, wings are open.
Fenders are pumped up.
We’re going to set up our lines.
Cool.
Oh, for [bleep]’s sakes.
Lily, Lily, Tumi.
Could you come to the twin cabin, please?
-Clear and diet. -If I looked like you,
I would be sitting there with my underwear on, too.
Oh, I thought you meant that one.
Oh, sh--.
I have to teach her.
That’s my responsibility, and I’m happy to do that.
But at the same time, I feel like she’s not getting it.
Get that done before you go on your break.
This is her second charter.
If you’re not processing what I’m saying,
So the next two charters, I’m going to remake the schedule.
We’ll basically be working till 3.
And if the guest is still awake at 3 o’clock, you go to bed.
Today is this guy’s birthday.
Then tonight’s his birthday bash.
Yeah.
Am I here with you?
-We know the drill. -Easy peasy.
And we’re here again.
We’ve got two pilots on board.
Luka, we’re going into our original berth.
You’re going to need crew on both sides.
I want my normal side, that side.
Hi, welcome.
Luka, we can put all the fenders out.
-You guys got this? -We got this.
-All right. -Don’t [bleep] it up.
Looks like we’re going to get quite close.
20 meters to the dock.
Starboard side.
55 meters to the ground line. Starboard Venture.
8 meters, Four Quarter.
I’ve had a really ----ing tough charter.
One thing I’m proud of is we’re just so good
at docking the boat.
I’m right on top of this blue hulled vessel.
We have this small floating dock still here
that we’ll squeeze in-between us.
We’re getting awfully close to that other boat.
You have 10 meters to the dock.
We’re pretty much touching these boats.
There’s like no room for error.
She’s cherry on the side.
Hi.
That’s plenty.
We’re looking good. You can go.
Perfect. We’re sitting nicely here.
-She’s good. -We’re looking good back here.
Got all four lines on.
Nice work. Thank you.
Sweet.
-Oh, ciao. -Grazie mille.
-Thank you. -That’s it.
Put a fork in it.
Hey.
You need to blow up these balloons.
You can go to the laundry room to do that.
Lily needs a win.
I don’t think you can [bleep] up blowing up balloons.
Be back.
Nice job.
That was smooth.
That just gets smoother and smoother.
-Hey. -Hey.
I need to blow up all these balloons.
Let’s go change, baby.
There she is.
Grilled lobsters.
Wagyu T-bone steak.
Side orders, truffle, mac and cheese.
Tomato and onion salad.
I’ve not got much experience cooking for dentists.
I am looking to get what we call in Liverpool Turkey teeth.
It’s where you go to Turkey and get your teeth done.
So hopefully, if I do them with good meal,
they’ll give me a set of Turkey teeth.
So I’ll be dazzling.
Dessert’s cake.
Yeah. Surprise birthday cake.
Could you help Jack with dishes? He’s got loads.
We’re going to help interior in the shift tonight.
Yes, I’m going ----ing to the dishes.
-Yeah, baby. -Woo-hoo!
-Right here? -Perfect.
-Thank you.
All right. I have fish forks here.
Amazing. Can we put them on table?
Yes.
-Oh, wow. -I know.
My daughter’s picked all the outfits.
-Dang. -How are you?
Nice to meet you. I’m Tumi.
We’ll take you to the crew cabin.
You can change in my room.
What do you think, Mike?
Oh.
And so are you in that dress, by the way.
-See you later. -Yes.
Tumi, I thought I was going to be the singer.
Now you’ve got someone else.
-Sorry, Lara. -You don’t look very sorry.
What time do you think for dinner?
8:30, quarter to nine.
-Ten o’clock. -Ten o’clock.
Is she fit?
[opera singer warming up]
Yeah.
I don’t know why they didn’t get you.
* Happy birthday *
Kyle, come back.
No, not at all.
It’s just natural talent.
[singing]
I’m going to do an announcement to my team
and I’ll bring them in.
You’re bringing them in?
[violin playing]
It’s a violin.
We’re not in Ireland, bro.
Oh, my God. I love it.
-They’re going to love you. -All right.
I’ve arranged a little special gift
and hoping something that we all can remember
for the rest of our life.
-Thank you, Mike. -Thank you.
Cheers.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Do you want to hear something?
[singing]
This entire charter season,
heaviness on me the entire time,
all I’m thinking is,
how do you expel it, you know?
And you’ve got to think of a healthy way to do it.
Bravo! Bravo!
Bravo!
Thank you.
You made it very special for the both of us.
How are you doing with time?
I’ll be ready...
Copy.
Okay, babe. I’m trying my new technique.
What on earth is that?
I’m literally splitting up each task
so you get good at doing each one,
speeds up the work.
Lily, did you finish this one?
No, I’m doing division of labor.
Oh, my God. Let’s just finish one.
Trust me. This will work better.
Okay.
Bye.
I’m just going to take you guys down.
That was outstanding.
Oh, that’s beautiful.
-Come on in. -Thank you so much.
-Thank you. -I appreciate it.
It was nice to meet you.
-Still or sparkling? -Still, please.
All right. Start taking this up.
Be careful.
Take that as well.
Coming up.
We got your lobster.
Oh, wow.
I know you want some.
I’m taking this chef home in my bag.
All I’m hearing is wow’s, bro.
-Wow. -Wow.
Wagyu mother----ing T-bone.
The cream. The butter.
Yeah, that can go.
-Amazing. -That’s the steak.
-Mm-hmm. -Great.
Perfect. Thank you, Lara.
Better finish the cakes now.
No ----ing way.
Are you not entertained?
Yeah, but you’re amazing now.
I would have drawn a dick.
-A big penis. -Hard not to do a dick.
Make sure he eats a lot.
He won’t keep you up tonight.
[laughing]
Okay. I’m going to cabins.
All right, T. Thank you, honey.
You’re welcome.
I really appreciate you.
That looks insane.
Lily. Girl.
This cannot look like this.
I’m literally putting them in.
But it looks so bad.
Just counted the towels out to put them in the room.
Let’s not put them on the ground, though.
I don’t know what’s going on right now.
There’s towels all over the floor.
She’s got her fat iPad out.
She’s probably making TikToks for all I know back here.
If Tumi came down here,
I’m telling you she would be pissed.
-What? What happened? -I’m just like...
There’s like towels all over the floor.
And her iPad, just like...
What’s with the fricking iPad?
-She’s got her iPad? -Yes, doing turndowns.
I’m just like, what are you doing, girl?
I’d rather just do it all by myself.
The lobster was like the best lobster I’ve ever had.
-Hi. Are you okay? -Yes, doing the room.
Why is there iPads? I’m hearing there’s iPads.
Why is she saying that? Look at this.
All I was doing was counting the towels,
and I kept going back.
I would rather you even write that down than use the iPad.
My patience has just gone.
iPads and even cell phones are extremely distracting.
This is like my last straw with Lily.
Lily, I’m not going to have this discussion.
I’m just telling you that that causes problems.
-Yeah. -I’m just warning you.
Can I clear for you?
-Yeah. -Yeah, that looks legit.
White chocolate and dark chocolate and strawberry.
That looks so good.
It’s not my place.
You’re kidding? Like, come on.
Yeah, thanks, Jess, for digging me in that one.
Great of you.
Table is cleared. Table is cleared.
All crew. All crew.
We’re going to sing Happy Birthday.
If I drop this now?
I’m not going.
* Happy Birthday to you *
* Happy Birthday, dear Mike and Cliff *
[cheering]
That was awesome.
-Aw. -Wow.
Wow.
Impressive.
Phew!
-I’m good. -Yeah, this was delicious.
We do the dishes.
If you make this beautiful? You can go to bed.
-Mazel tov. -Mazel tov.
Jackie Paxi. No!
He just tells me cleans this and you can go to bed
and you’re coming with your ----ing tower Eiffel.
Thank you, mate.
I have a feeling they’re going to sleep early tonight.
All right, have a good night, guys.
[singing]
You did so well.
Thanks. Good night, guys.
All dishes done.
Hello.
What are you doing?
-Going to bed. -Me too.
-Good job, bro. -Good night.
[alarm sounds]
Good morning.
Drop off today, Tumi.
Sandy, I want to say thank you.
You’ve been frickin’ magnificent.
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate it.
I’ll probably become an idiot again.
-No. -I just want to say, you know.
Don’t, be a good boy.
Oh, I’m sad to be leaving.
All crew, all crew, in your whites,
let’s meet on the dock for guest departure.
How you doing?
You made it such a good trip.
Thank you.
This was a once in a lifetime.
And I hope from the bottom of my heart,
this gives a smile to your face.
-Thanks again. -Thank you very much.
-Appreciate it. -Bye, guys.
Thank you so much.
All right, everyone.
Out of your whites into your reds.
-Thanks, Captain. A-That was lovely.e.
That envelope looked really small.
I’m going to make you look a bit more prettier later.
All crew, all crew, let’s meet in the bridge deck salon
-for our tip meeting. -Copy.
Killer charter. You guys did a great job.
There’s one thing I want to address.
Don’t call the deck team until it’s one person in cabins.
You had two in cabins.
So then I woke people up off their breaks to help you.
Do you normally have three or two on?
Two.
Because normally they’ll run plates with us.
But I don’t know what they’re doing tonight.
We don’t want to do that again.
So I apologize because I wasn’t aware of that.
Anyway.
All right. So this tip,
$23,000, $1,700 per person.
Yay.
Very heavy.
Nice work, everyone. Cheers.
Cheers. Thank you.
Have fun tonight.
Everything has been scrubbed.
I need a ----ing shot. Or four.
I just need happiness tonight and love and care.
That green goblin comes out tonight.
Oh, wow.
And she said...
This is the fun one.
Oh, GTA.
I’m ready.
Oh, my God.
Tonight will be drama-free.
This is sick, though.
I just want an espresso martini.
Just get nine.
-Oh. -Yay!
Ooh la la.
[chattering]
-Mi amor. -Mi amor.
Yeah, that’s me. Thank you.
Wow. Whatever that is, I’m going to have a piece of that.
You got the best.
-I got a bit of steak. -Great.
-Bon appetit. -Bon appetit.
I just want to say, to be honest,
I’m going to get very drunk.
So I apologize for anything that comes out tonight.
Now.
Hakuna matata.
-Baby... -Bro.
I can tell.
Yeah.
-Kyle. -That’s it. I’m done.
You know what?
All I’m saying is, Kev, I think it’s time for us to talk.
We good. We cool? Or not.
Coming up...
So, Lily, she is dead weight.
And it’s frustrating me.
It’s frustrating Kyle. And it’s frustrating Jess.
All I’m saying is, Chef, I think it’s time for us to talk.
We good? We cool? Or not?
Oh, no.
It’s not combative. It’s not aggressive.
I do not recognize these people.
I feel the biggest sense of relief.
It’s lifted the weight off of my chest.
Now I can drink with joy and not drink to forget.
Good job.
Okay, let’s pack up and go.
This is our cars. This is our cars.
Guys, we’re going!
Hi.
Oh.
What was the best part of your night?
I don’t know yet. It hasn’t finished.
Wow.
You ----ing smash it, bro. My turn.
[chuckles]
Let me take my...
No, no. Cigarette. No, it’s finito.
[moaning]
Wow.
Come on, madam.
[vomits]
[Haleigh groans]
Oh my God.
Are you okay?
There’s something not right with me right now.
We should get you to the doctor.
I feel like death
and I just hope I don’t give it to anybody else.
Yeah, this is Captain Sandy off motor yacht Mustique.
Can I get a ride for a crew member?
I need to get them to the doctor.
Okay.
Bro, there is an emergency. I need water.
Get the towel.
-Yeah. -Oh, la, la.
Why are you here?
Sleep well?
Too right?
Sh--.
Is that me? Is it you?
Max, get up. We’re going to start working. Come.
We just need to wipe the surfaces.
Yeah.
You can actually do this last.
I just...
I don’t know what to do anymore.
And you still have to do the bridge.
-I’m here, my bro. -Watch out, bro.
It’s acid.
-Oh. -Oh, my God.
Can you meet me on the bridge?
-Yeah, hope H comes back. -Yeah.
Well, then we’re like two and a half.
Max is a half.
Yeah, two and a quarter.
[laughing]
Sh--.
Okay, lay it on me.
So, Lily, have nothing to say
anything bad against her personally.
Work-wise? She is dead weight.
She’s just not getting it.
I made her do cabins on her own this charter.
Nothing was done.
That’s why there were two people downstairs.
Yes. And it’s frustrating me.
It’s frustrating Kyle. And it’s frustrating Jess.
I’m going to talk to Lily.
She has to show you she can do it.
-Yeah. -Otherwise, she’s off the boat.
Okay.
Luka, what’s wrong?
-I’m really tired. -Me, too.
Why?
Migraine.
Really? Oh, sh--.
How’s that going?
I’m just exhausted now, like, very tired.
Hey, perfect timing. I want to talk to you.
Yeah.
In my experience, being honest is the only way
to motivate a crew member.
Come and sit.
There’s no sugarcoating this.
So how are you doing with your job?
I haven’t, like, done this particular role in the same way.
And so it was a lot of learning.
Yeah.
-So this is your third charter. -Yeah.
Do you think for the turn-downs in the cabins,
you can do them on your own?
I need you to be more, you know, aware.
-Yeah. -And have that initiative.
Yeah.
Because I really need you to be able to do this on your own.
Yeah.
I have given you this opportunity.
You will be exhausted.
It’s how you maintain under those conditions
is how I decide to keep crew.
Give me a ----ing break, honestly.
Next time on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...
Woo!
Get it, get it, get it.
Mamasita. They look good.
Can I put some censors on my eyes?
It’s really big.
So much better than the last boat.
Repeat charter client.
How was it the first time?
Not good.
We just lost our stabilizers.
Where are the life jackets?
They would like a big gay breakfast.
The chef special today is rainbow pancakes.
Food coloring.
I know how to make it myself.
I hate them already.
Haleigh, how are you?
-Tumi. -What’s up?
I’ve got the worst migraine.
Don’t ever lie to me again.
-What? -Max, you...
What you did was wrong.
All you need to do now is say you’re sorry.
No.