Previously on "Below Deck Med"...
Out of all the crew, there’s only one person
I don’t get along with, and that happens to be you.
You’ve had a problem with me from the beginning!
You stepped on and started nit picking.
Stop putting your hand in my face!
Let me finish.
If you’re going to do this, then I’m going to do this, to you.
Wow, I want to trust her.
I think it’s the tequila.
I don’t understand how that’s possible.
Mm-hmm.
Natalya’s being very stable since the reset on the interior,
but she’s not above regression.
That’s really high up.
We don’t have time to ----ing sit around and wank.
I want to kick Max in the dick.
We’re not lazy on this boat.
No, we’re not lazy.
I know it’s irritating.
Well...
Maybe we could feed the guy with compliments.
Really?
Max doesn’t like being told off.
Maybe we try the opposite of that.
I don’t know.
Max, you’re doing ----ing great.
Thank you, Lara.
There we go. Some positivity.
Luka, like, I do want to kiss him.
I’m in an open relationship,
but my boyfriend said I don’t want
to influence your night off.
Do what you need to do.
I would just hope that it doesn’t hurt me.
I thought you were just in bed.
Who’s the bunch of people?
Oh, my God.
Pressuring me about Luka
and like, having a free-for-all where you get to go to Thailand.
He can do what he wants, but you can’t do what you want.
I don’t know about that.
Luka, come over here.
[kissing]
Nat, answer it.
No, don’t answer it.
No, it’s not going to be good.
-He’s calling me. -Go for it.
No, it’s not going to be good.
Go for it. It’s going to be funny.
No, it’s actually not funny.
This is my ----ing life.
Okay, I’ll leave.
I’m so confused about what’s happening.
I can’t get laid.
Sweet dreams.
[bleep] me, I want to go home.
It’s too far, what I’ve already done.
We have to do this together.
You miss A.J., I miss Zachary.
Please don’t leave me.
Oh!
Interior, interior, Tumi.
Morning. How are you doing?
Please can we make sure cabins are done.
-Copy, on my way. -I don’t care anymore.
If the boat burns down, then I’m going with it.
That’s great.
Oops.
I’m an emotional wreck.
And I just don’t know what is happening.
You know, if I’m being honest,
I’ve come to a realization
I don’t want an open relationship.
I don’t know what I expected.
Not to be feeling like sh--.
I think we should have not been with anyone else.
But the fact that he is, then I guess I should be able to then.
But he’s told me he’s not okay with it.
Now, this other persons come along,
but in my heart, I do love my boyfriend.
I feel like I have to push away.
Love is crap.
-Oi. -You made this for me.
I’m going to keep it to a bare minimum with you today.
I’m just going to say hi, bye.
I’m not even going to talk to you.
Okay, thank you.
[Max vocalizing]
Just look better when you do it.
Morning.
Oh, that bed looks amaze-balls.
Oh, yay, thanks.
So good.
How many bars has she got?
She needs one more bar.
Jack, Luka, and Tumi
meet me in the crew mess for preference sheet meeting.
-Copy. -Copy.
-Hi. -Hi.
Are we ready for another one?
I think we are.
Amanda Britt owns an event space
and party planning business
and is looking to bring her party expertise
to the Ligurian Coast with her closest girlfriends.
The second night, she would like
a casino atmosphere created on the yacht.
She loves espresso martinis, margaritas.
She’s my kind of girl.
They’re all Florida girls.
-Get ready. -I’m ready.
Favorite cuisines: Thai, Mediterranean.
Does not eat any meats aside from seafood.
Well, she can have whatever she wants.
Okay, so listen up.
Since they’re all women
and they’re quite young, maintain your...
Yeah, of course.
Because I’m sure they will tease you.
You know that line. Don’t cross it.
-All right. -I’m excited.
Let’s have some fun tomorrow.
This is going to be a good one.
This is going to be--
Chaos!
I’m throwing this in.
You okay, honey? How far are you?
I wiped the master.
So you’re pretty much done?
-Yeah. -Cool.
I’m also, so...
-You feeling okay? -Yeah.
-You okay? -Yeah, why?
Yeah, no. I’m just asking. Nothing bad.
You’re being sus.
I know you had second stew experience
or your confidence on service.
I’m like...
-What’s... -No energy.
Mentally.
A lot of exhaustion, you know?
Aw, [bleep] it. I’m too drained. I don’t care.
Mentally, my mind is completely in housekeeping,
but I’m happy to take one for the team.
I’m a go with the flow type of girl anyway,
so I’m like, all right, just bring it on.
I just think it’s fair that you also get to do service too.
-That’s true. -Yeah.
Lara, do you want to do those windows?
-On the sides? -Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you just make a penis?
[laughing]
That’s a little heart.
Oh.
-So good. -Oh, no.
I hate an all-girl group
because they do cute weird sh-- that no one likes to do.
Kyle.
I’m not mentally and emotionally equipped to be on service.
I’m going to housekeeping, I’ll take over from Jess.
No, they’re going to be fun. They’re just going to be busy.
Okay.
Kyle has more experience in service,
and depending on how crazy these guests are
and what their demands are,
I need Kyle’s energy, this charter, so...
This is your charter.
What’s your dream job, Lara?
Captain Sandy’s position.
I’d love to be a cappy.
Tell people to [bleep] off.
And you?
I know there’s places like baby manatees
need someone to hug them
because they’re very loving creatures
and I think I’d be good at that.
I did see that there’s a job opening
where walruses need love and affection.
I don’t care how much it pays.
I’ll hug walruses all day
and I’ll sell feet pics to compensate.
-This is hilarious. -Frenchy cleaned the mat.
He was sweating like a tit, but he had a good vibe.
Oh, did you realize if you laid down?
There you are, you beautiful boy.
Oh, thank you.
If you’re ever put in a management position,
I think you need your own Max.
If you laid down, how comfortable is the teak?
That’s the biggest learning curve
I think I’ve ever been thrown.
-You okay? -I’m tired, bro.
Can you imagine just spending 10 minutes in Max’s head
just to figure out what the [bleep] he’s thinking?
It’s literally probably a cartoon going on in there.
Just random noises, ----ing sh-- bouncing around.
I don’t know.
It’s really comfortable.
I like my bed more, to be honest.
-We’re done here, so... -Yeah.
-Hey, babe. -Hi, honey.
-Hi, everyone. -Hi.
I put stuff in the washing machine and you aren’t around.
-Don’t hate me. -It’s okay.
-Hi, girls. -[phone rings]
Who’s calling you?
Her boyfriend.
Like, I can’t even tell you how sh-- everything is right now.
-Is he pissed off? -Yeah.
You were telling me to get home?
Yeah.
Did you go home with anyone?
This is what you want.
If you said to me tomorrow,
I want to be the only the rest of my life,
I would be only with you.
I am trying to get myself in your mindset.
What do you want from me?
Do you want me on a plane tomorrow
because I will come home tomorrow.
I’m not doing anything.
You keep acting so mean, I don’t get what you keep saying.
I’m telling you what happened
because you told me to be honest with you.
That was it.
You’re acting like I’m about to go and ----ing
move away with this person. Like...
I don’t know what to do. Talk to you later.
I’ll speak to you in a few hours.
A.J.’s not being nice to her.
It’s because of Luka.
Yeah, what the [bleep]?
Is that what you said?
-Christ! -No!
[bleep]!
-It’s all girls. -No way.
Yeah, they’re young.
Some are really pretty. Whoa!
Why not?
Yeah!
What’s wrong with him? Is he upset?
No, he’s fine.
I was just on the phone to him, but the reception is crap.
Should we talk about how Tumi and Jess
are going to run service this charter?
Can I get a yes?
[laughing]
Okay.
I’m confused.
Are we really switching positions this next charter?
Oh, no, I was just joking. That’s up to Tumi.
Kyle is so shady.
He’s trying to put me in the spot in front of Jess
so that he can get out of service.
And it’s annoying.
Less than two hours ago, we literally had a conversation
about him being on service this charter.
I’m not mentally and emotionally equipped
to be on service.
So ha ha ha, cute.
Try again next week.
You are the service queen.
I don’t know who gave me that title, but it wasn’t me.
You gave yourself the goddamn title.
No girl.
Coming up...
Maybe like a bit of downforce on the tail when we...
Yes, exact...
Oh, sh--.
I’m ----ing sh---ing myself.
----ing Broke Captain Sandy’s wrist.
How are we, my love?
We’re fine.
-I’m too bad. -Okay.
What the...
Agh!
-What is that? -I’m so confused.
Who made a ----ing sandwich?
I always get bologna sandwich in the laundry.
-Where are you? -Here.
[yawns]
This charter seems like it’s going to be
such a ball breaker.
Yeah, you’re right.
Like, [bleep] that.
Kyle wanted you to go on service.
-I know. I don’t... -I didn’t get it.
He told me that. And I was like, wait, what?
He doesn’t want to be on service.
Obvious. It’s very obvious.
Like, now I’m just like, okay,
it looks like I’m not on service.
-Really? -Yeah.
What the heck? That’s so rude.
Should we talk about how Tumi and Jess
are going to run service this time?
-No! -[laughing]
At first, I was confused,
but now Natalya makes me feel like Tumi
doesn’t think that I’m capable to be on service.
So I feel stupid right now.
It’s like, damn.
You could be chief stew.
I mean, don’t doubt yourself. You’re ----ing amazing.
That’s weird, though. Don’t belittle me.
Yeah. Let’s go to bed.
Yeah, that’s a lot.
We’ll see how this trip goes.
It just feels out of character
that Tumi is talking sh-- about me.
So I’m just a little confused as to what switched.
You’re going to go to bed, honey?
I’m going to try.
I’m off duty, emotionally, and work-wise.
I don’t blame you. Love you.
-You too. -Sleep tight.
[alarm beeps]
Morning, bro.
Thank you. Just kick me. I don’t mind.
Ready to seize the goddamn day?
What’s up, mother----er?
Shrimpies give them that wow factor.
Gonna wow them.
I’m making a table, navy, and white for seafood.
I want to talk to you about something.
What’s up?
Look at him go with a polish.
Yeah.
-Hey, French. -Hey, you.
Hey, you. African.
Yesterday, what was that whole thing like,
you’re going to be on service, and then she laughs.
Am I being belittled? Am I crazy?
No. And I want you to know you’re not alone.
I just think it’s fair.
Everyone gets a fair chance with everything.
-Dude, I love housekeeping. -Yeah.
You know?
I love wherever the [bleep] I am, honestly.
But you want to do service, too.
-That’s true. -Yeah.
Keep a smile on your face. I’m here.
I have-- Holy [bleep]!
You walked right into it, didn’t you?
All crew, all crew, all crew.
We got provisions behind the boats.
-Copy. -Grazi.
Where do you want dry store goods?
Anywhere around here.
-Teamwork makes the dream work. -Slippery.
Oh, look at those, mate.
These bad boys.
Chips.
-Bon giorno. -Bon giorno.
-You got it? -Ooh, yum.
-Yes. -Nice work.
Oh, wow.
How did this happen?
Hello.
How are you?
Great. How are you?
I can definitely see that this
is affecting Natalya quite a lot.
In this situation, I’m just going to respect her boundaries.
She says that this is the love of her life.
I’m not going to get in the way of that.
Drama.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college?
Bye, son.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Here’s more.
I don’t think Tumi realizes who was running this show
before she got there.
It was me and Jess.
Jess is a good second stew.
I would be happy if I had a team
and one of the guys was like,
oh, can I please go on a service?
Abso-----ing-lutely you can.
Please.
I’m just bothered that I can’t confront her really
because I’m trying to keep the peace.
Jessika, how’s it going, sugar lumps?
-Eh. -Thank you, my darling.
This has to be pointed this way.
Okay.
What about putting it in there?
-Hey, honey. -Shut up.
Excuse me?
I wasn’t talking to you.
This looks beautiful.
-That’s it. -We’re done?
-Yeah. -Yes, we’re done.
I’m gonna see how today goes.
Perfect.
Okay, we gotta get changed.
All crew, all crew.
To the dock now for guest arrival.
All crew, all crew, you guys suck.
I really need a wee, but I guess I’ll just hold that in.
Get a bladder infection.
Okay, let’s go to the dock.
Jeesh.
Oh, my God.
-Hey, guys. -This is fun.
I love this.
-Hi. -Hi.
The sun came out for you.
So nice to meet you, Amanda.
-Hi, Delaney. -Hello, my name is Max.
-Nice to meet you. -I’m Jack. Nice to meet you.
-I’m Leni. -So happy to have you.
I can’t cross the line. I can’t cross the line.
So, Tumi’s our Chief Stew. She’s gonna show you around.
-Welcome aboard. -Thank you.
Whoa.
All right, we’ll get that luggage on and then get changed.
So we have tequila shots and we got champagne.
-Thank you so much. -Woo!
These girls are gonna have a lug-gage.
Woo!
We’ll just wait till they get off the aft deck.
Let’s stop. This is your main deck salon.
This is where the Casino Night will happen.
Yes!
-I think I’m going to propose. -Whoa.
This is the master.
[shouting]
-Are you kidding? -Dope!
This is for royalty.
Let me take you up.
So many stairs.
I mean, I’m literally working out.
There we go.
Do you guys want more champagne?
Always.
Can I get an Aperol spritz,
but can you splash some gin in there?
-Sure. -Thank you.
Luka, can you please help me with this thing?
Now you want my help.
Okay.
Tumi, like, [laughs]
Even though I’m trying to keep my distance from Luka,
he’s still the person that I confide in
at the end of the day.
The only difference is, I might have to put on a chastity belt.
Sassy.
Deck crew, deck crew. Prepare for departure.
Copy.
Is there a bathroom on this floor, too?
There is.
So just behind this door, there’s a little door in there.
-Okay. -There should be a bathroom.
Deck crew, deck crew. Lara and Haleigh on the stern.
I’ll get them off the thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you want anything steamed for tonight?
-Yes. -Okay.
We’ll pull it.
And then it’s Max up forward.
[latch rattles]
I’m so ready for beer pong, to be honest.
[cheering]
-Like... -Oh my God.
You guys, I just got locked in the bathroom
and I couldn’t open the door.
[laughing]
I was about to start ----ing screaming.
Okay, perfect.
Oh, okay.
-Good afternoon. -Good afternoon.
Sandy, that’s the pilot on the way up to you.
You can release the stern.
Copy, we’re releasing our stern lines.
Hi. How are you? Thank you.
That is all stern lines in.
Drop all ground lines. Drop all ground lines.
You got two meters on your starboard bow.
Thanks, we’re just waiting for the ground lines.
Pull.
[grunts]
Yeah, pull.
I’m just waiting for the ground lines.
Bro!
It’s this one.
Coming up...
What?
Did we hit the refresh button?
What’s taking you so long on the ground lines?
Here, help me pull on this.
You got a meter on your starboard side now.
What is happening here?
I’m just waiting for the ground lines.
Copy that.
We’re on the fenders now.
Okay, okay.
Okay, ground lines are off.
[bleep], why is it like that?
Don’t know bro.
We got two meters on starboard side
and two meters on port side.
We had too much line out.
Yeah, that was not good.
I pulled the ground line
when we arrived from the last charter.
...to take off all the ground lines in a few seconds.
-Are we okay? -All, good, all, good.
You’re all clear of the ground lines.
You’re free to swing now.
----ing ground lines.
-Guys! -Like, where are you going?
Put your bag down and stay a while.
I want to see the galley.
Can we go see it?
Yeah, you want to see it?
I need to see if he needs a sous.
-Hello, ladies. -Hello!
Oh, it looks so fun.
We just wanted to see down here.
This is where the magic happens.
I’m going to be good this charter, I promise.
Cheffy, don’t blush.
-I don’t blush. -I think Cheffy’s blushing.
I’m all set. Thank you, Luka.
Thank you.
I’m going to make a pitcher of spicy marg.
Is that going to be fine?
-Absolutely. -Obviously.
Okay, perf.
You can start taking those fenders.
Dude, this is ----ing insane.
-Oh, God. -Oh, it looks so good.
That’s the pilot boat approaching on starboard side.
Great, thank you.
It’s part of preparation.
Like, you were up here,
you could have brought the line in, you know what I mean?
It’s okay.
We learn.
Max, I still need to tell him, hey, this is not going to work,
but do it in a way where he still respects me.
He’s like a little child that fell into my lap,
and I think we’re going to be fine, little boy.
We’re going to be okay, little Max.
[laughing]
Max is so hot. I like him.
Max is hot as [bleep].
Where is he? Go get him.
-Where is he? -Shall we get him?
Let me call him. Let me call him.
Let me talk to him.
Max, Max, Leni.
We need you at the ----ing bar.
Yes, for me. I’m coming.
Look at that.
You’ve done this before, haven’t you?
Mm-hmm.
Perfect, man.
Ladies...
Max!
Ooh!
-Hey! -I love Max.
-Are you Italian? -No, I’m French.
Oh, French.
They’re like, oh, my God!
So we will see you in the jet ski and get together.
-Yeah! -Okay?
Do you guys want to get seated for lunch?
It is ready.
Cheffy, Cheffy. They’re starting to seat for lunch.
Primary, where do you want to sit?
The prime seat.
What’s going on, guys?
We’re going on breaks. Can I get a hug?
I’m just kidding.
I don’t get breaks.
Are you and Jess going to date now?
-Yeah. -No.
Why not?
----ing rejected.
Ow!
Embarrassing.
The guests are pretty cute, eh?
Can’t wait to see them in their bikinis.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
All crew, all crew. ETA 15 minutes.
Now, that is a ----ing seafood platter, bro.
Can you carry that one separately?
-Yeah. -On your forearms.
Oh, my God!
-Oh my God! -Cute little chef.
[shouting]
-Are you kidding? -Oh my God.
The great thing about a seafood tower is it looks unbelievable.
Got the towers, got all the different shellfish
and you’re by the sea,
but it’s actually super easy to make.
We’re doing it with our fingers. We’re all friends.
-Gorgeous. -So good.
And I really want to impress them.
Because when you go up to the table
and you’re giving the food to these stunning girls,
and they’re all giving you this attention...
I’m not Harry Potter anymore.
I feel like I became James Bond on this charter.
Oh, my God.
Give me another oyster.
Copy that.
Anchor is at the waterline.
We’re gonna go three in the water.
Copy that.
-Lara? -Yeah, go.
That is three shackles. Long stay, one o’clock.
Lock it down. We’re all set. Thank you.
-Mr. Pearls, what’s up? -How’s it going?
We’d love jet ski, tube slide.
We’re going to get everything in.
It’ll probably take us, like, 20 minutes, 30 minutes.
Thanks, no rush.
-All good. -Thank you.
See you soon.
He’s so hot.
Luka’s hot.
Dude.
Maybe I’ll make out with him.
I don’t blame you.
I hate that he’s here because I’m like,
[bleep] I have a boyfriend.
If he was taller, we would be talking about my breakup now.
We’d be talking about gay for pay.
I’m kidding.
But this is the longest time I’ve been away from Zachary
and it’s really taken a toll on me.
It’s been a reminder of how grateful we should be
for what we have.
Interior, interior, just to let you know,
we’re launching the tenders,
so the boat’s going to list over a little bit.
Pull me in, please?
Ladies.
[cheering]
-It was so good! -Was it?
10 out of 10.
I think tonight it’s tasting menu.
I’ve worked all over the world.
So, each course is going to be like a different country,
-I think. -Oh!
I love it!
Well done, Cheffy.
I hate how it’s, like, off, you know?
You’re telling me, babe,
I thought we were all on the new page.
-Yeah, me too. -Last trip we were fine.
Yeah, maybe it’s me.
No, no, it’s not you. The last trip we were fine.
Yeah, but I wasn’t here the last trip,
that’s what I’m saying. Maybe it’s me.
It’s not.
Growing up with my stepdad,
anytime I would have an attitude or an opinion,
he would shut me down.
And because of that, I realized I caused
more hurt to the family if I had my own opinion.
Standing up for myself has been something I’ve had to learn
as an adult and I’m still learning.
Jess, Jess, Tumi, could you meet me by the bar, please?
Copy.
Yeah, good luck.
I’ve got to have a look now again, because I can’t remember.
Honey, I’m gay. There’s nothing up there for me.
-To the bathing suit? -Shall we?
-Lara? -Yeah?
Can I go in the water, please?
Yeah, yeah.
Coming down.
That was good.
Do you want me to ask one of the deckhands to give you CPR?
If he’s a hot one.
-That one’s Luka. -I like all of them.
Oh, bro.
Yeah, they’re going to start coming down now.
[shouting]
It’s better with one.
Oh, I love the suit. This is adorbs.
Your tits look amazing.
Ah!
[chattering]
-How was the slide? -Oh, my God, it was good.
-It’s salty, though. -So salty.
Is it slippery enough?
Yeah.
Why, you want to go down with us?
No, I want to make it better with some soap.
I just swallowed a gallon of salt water.
Oh, no!
Are you good?
I think I broke my ass.
Did you jump from the top?
Broken!
-Look at this weather. -It’s amazing.
It’s so perfect!
-I’m back. -Hi!
Literally...
I’m obsessed with these ----ing sticks.
I don’t even know how I’m going to use them,
but I love them so much.
Can I clear the air with you on something?
Yeah.
When Kyle mentioned putting me on service again.
-Yeah. -And you laughed.
Yeah.
I wasn’t sure if that was at, like, me.
It is bothering me when Kyle mentioned
putting me on service and you laughed.
I wasn’t sure if that was at me.
Like, I’m not capable to be on service.
Oh, no.
You definitely are interpreting that wrong.
It’s because he’s running away from being on service.
That had nothing to do with your capability.
Okay.
I was like, I swear we were just out drinking
and she literally said I was good at it.
Yeah, I was laughing at Kyle.
I’m like, Kyle, stop now.
The way he says it kind of makes it seem like I’m green.
You’re not green.
He’s been coming at me like,
oh, she’s going to be on service all the time.
I’m like, mate, you’re not running away
from sh--, service queen.
No, no, no. Why would she say that?
I mean, come on.
That literally had nothing to do with you.
Yeah, okay.
I respect Jess for asking me why I said something.
But Natalya, what the [bleep] were you doing?
It seemed like we had peace.
And now we’re stirring the pot.
Not again.
Like, it’s ----ing mind-boggling.
Literally had nothing to do with you.
-Good to know. -Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Woo!
You’re already halfway.
Yes, sis.
[bleep] me.
We’ll eat you alive.
Cheffy, what’s your deal for dinner?
I’m trying to think of a theme in my head.
This is Vietnamese, there’s Thailand,
there’s Italian, and there’s England.
Okay, cool.
They’ve asked for a tasting menu.
I’m going to give everything what the ----ing kitchen sink.
This is what I can do well.
Even if it’s going to make my job harder for meself.
When you look like that, you can have whatever you want.
Two green Peronis.
Thank you.
-That’s one. -Are we done?
Showing enthusiasm.
You crack me up.
Love you, guys.
So, we’re going to bring everything in.
If we can leave the docks out, then we’ll be ready to go.
Have you pulled deco?
No, you can pull deco.
Coming up.
So, there’s these star lights here that light up.
A little tacky, but I think you’ll make them work.
Sh--.
Max has got power right now.
Love it.
-Showing enthusiasm. -The sun is shining.
Need some gold rocks.
I’m going to go and deal with upstairs.
-Max... -You’re doing amazing.
You should have done this slide by yourself.
I love the energy.
[bleep].
Okay, dinner. Let’s get ready.
We’ll be ready at 8:30.
And that is finished.
All right, you guys go grab some food.
Yeah, man.
-Cheffy. -Yo. Try this broth.
-Is it good? -It’s insane.
Taste that. Oh, oh, oh.
Here comes the airplane.
Mmm.
Wee!
Ow, ----ing balls.
Oh, my God, what an evening.
Should we sit in the same seats that we sat for lunch?
Yeah.
Chef, the guests are seated at the table.
Copy.
-You can start going, mate. -Got your, hon.
Cheers to the queers, ladies.
[laughing]
So your first course, rice paper spring roll
with nuoc cham sauce.
Oh, wow.
Vietnamese food is my favorite.
Natalya and Jess, how are the cabins going?
Probably another, like, 15 minutes in housekeeping.
Amazing. Thank you.
Your second course for tonight is a tom kha broth.
-Ooh! -Enjoy!
Oh, my God, that is so good.
Mm.
She was nice, then, wasn’t she?
Who was nice?
Why are you confused?
I mean, that’s a conversation you have to have with her.
I’m hesitant about going to Natalya
about the conversation with Tumi.
I don’t want to talk to her about it at all.
Seems like Natalya has her own agenda going on
in her brain.
I don’t want drama.
It can’t happen again.
It’s ----ing up my ----ing enniagram.
Like, I’m a peacemaker.
Kyle. What would I do without you?
You too.
He was at Coachella this year.
It was the best show I’ve ever seen.
Have you flown him?
No, but I know like a hundred girls who’ve hooked up with him.
I love him, but no.
It’s going to be Lara and I’ll just give you alarms and stuff.
-Thank you. -See you tomorrow.
Chef, chef, we’ve started to clear.
Copy.
Natalya, Natalya. You can go to bed now.
Copy that.
Everything stacked on.
Oh, my God. This looks amazing.
This is your classic Vongole.
This is ----ing good.
Mm-hmm.
Cheffy, is that like a meringue?
-It’s a British classic. -A Eton mess.
Yeah, Eton mess.
Strawberry, cream, meringue, love.
positive vibes only.
Like, I hate sh-- like that.
I still feel close to Natalya
because of the bond from the first charter,
but I’m not even seeing Natalya anymore.
When I’m the adult, you know you’ve hit rock bottom.
So you have a Eton mess.
Another round of shots?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Kamikaze.
Isn’t there like a lot of alcohol in them?
Oh yeah, I just tasted it and nearly died.
I’m sober.
There is no alcohol in these drinks.
I think they took it out.
[cheering]
How is dessert?
Everything was perfect.
So good.
Cheffy, Cheffy, we just cleared dessert and they loved it.
-Are we ready? -Tumi!
We want you to walk us up.
-I’m going to bed. -Okay, bye honey.
Bye baby.
-Okay, we’re going up with you. -Let’s go.
[phone ringing]
Hi.
I’m just in my bed.
Mm-hmm. What are you doing?
How’s last night?
[laughing]
[chattering]
Oh my God, guys.
[bleep] no!
-Let’s go. -Oh!
Why the [bleep] is Kyle?
How are you feeling, baby?
I need to go to bed, dude.
How are you girls feeling?
Kyle, where the [bleep] have you been?
What a party.
The lady you’ve been waiting for, him.
We haven’t seen you in 10 minutes.
We’re literally going to die.
You don’t have to clean up. We don’t care. Don’t vacuum.
That’s just stupid.
We don’t give a [bleep].
Ladies, it’s go the [bleep] to sleep o’clock.
[laughing]
You’re so tiny!
This is exactly why I wanted a bit of a break,
not to be on service.
All of these women are exhausting as hell.
Thanks for the chat, girls.
Thank you for hanging out with us.
I ----ing love Kyle more than I love my parents.
[laughing]
Wait, Carly’s asleep there.
-Let’s go to bed. -Let’s go to bed.
-Car! -I’m going to go to bed.
Oh, [bleep]!
[beeping]
Good night.
Ugh.
There we go, queen.
I’m going to use this.
That’s just ----ed up.
Oh, God.
Captain, Captain, what’s your location?
The bridge.
It’s not a positive conversation.
Aww.
Come on, sit down.
What’s wrong?
I just don’t think mentally I’m doing well on the boat.
Why? The boyfriend?
I’m just not coping with it.
My brain’s like...
Well, I’m so sorry.
Yeah.
How much longer is there at this state?
How many? How many charters?
-We have five more. -Five more.
I love having you on board. I don’t want you to leave.
I don’t know.
Well, you’re safe.
You’re okay.
You have me. You have Kyle.
People care about you, Natalya.
This will pass.
This feeling will pass.
One day at a time.
I was so positive.
And now I’m just like...
It’s okay not to be. You don’t have to be.
Sometimes you need those days.
So have the day.
Have the day to feel sad and make a decision for you.
What’s best for you?
Just focus on laundry for the day. My little happy spot.
-You will get through this. -Yeah. I’ve got to go.
Yeah. See, you’re smiling now.
Stand up. Give me a hug.
-Morning. -Good morning.
Good morning.
Can I get a iced black coffee?
-Max. -Hello.
What up?
We missed you terribly last night.
Is that what she said?
Yeah, well, I was eavesdropping.
At this stage, I’ve got a closer relationship with Natalya
than any other interior.
So if someone said that about me,
I would 100% want my friend to tell me.
It’s just good intentions coming from this little brain.
What’s her issue?
Like, I’ve done my job every ----ing day.
Listen, she doesn’t like you from the beginning
-and she’s like, that’s it. -She just hasn’t.
Like, for Christ’s sake, I thought we had moved past this
because we did hit the refresh.
I’m not biting my tongue anymore.
I’m done with Tumi.
[bleep] off, like, my problems is not her.
Max?
Just chuck them.
No.
Okay.
Lara, Lara, can you go to the swim platform
and jump in the water to get this kayak?
Yeah.
-That works. -That’s good.
-Christ. -Run away kayak!
Take the paddle!
This is how we launch kayaks.
-Ready? -One more.
Maybe like a bit of downforce on the tail when we--
Yes, exactly.
-Oh, sh--, you okay? -Exactly.
You all right?
Ready?
Downforce.
Oh, good. Thank you.
I think I broke my wrist.
All I’m thinking is get to my cabin,
assess my wrist, move it around,
and make sure I’m okay.
Nikola, Nikola, Sandy.
Can you come to the bridge?
Jess, Jess, what’s your location?
Stew pantry.
Yeah, it hurts. Thank you.
What’s going on up here?
So, at 12, you can go.
-All right. -All righty.
What?
Natalya, I will never want someone that’s struggling
at home to stay on a boat ever, ever.
Did we hit the refresh button?
I’m just saying, like...
Did we hit the refresh button?
A refresh button does not mean
I have to be friends with you.
If you had, if you honestly are struggling,
I would want you to come to me.
You’re more than welcome to.
Her feelings are completely valid.
It’s her tone that ----ing aggravates me.
You know what’s crazy is I actually expected this.
Maybe you understand that some of your comments
are actually upsetting people.
That’s fine.
But it doesn’t come from that place.
So if you can’t accept it, then I can’t help you on that.
I don’t like being spoken to like I’m being spoken down to.
Because I’ve had that my whole life.
And I really can’t.
It lights up the fire inside of me.
I’m just like, just stop.
-Okay, bye. -Bye, Natalya.
Bye.
We’re going to chat all together.
No, we’re not.
Because I don’t want anything to do with this girl.
Here we go.
Something was going on downstairs.
-Yeah. -What do you mean?
Shut up.
Down for cleaning.
When we were launching these, Sandy fell backwards,
worried she might have hurt her wrist.
So I hope she’s okay.
If Jess has an issue, like yesterday,
Jess came to me and she was like, look.
-Good, did she? -This is how it is.
Good. Because I told her too.
That is maturity.
Kyle makes her feel like a green stew.
The way he says it kind of makes it seem like I’m green.
You’re not green.
So she’s trying to turn two tables here.
I’ve done everything for this girl
and she just swept the floor with me.
To Tumi, my chief stew.
How dare you?
I’ve had a broken wrist before,
so I just want to get it checked out.
Yeah.
Nikola’s in charge while I’m gone.
We got this.
Okay, thank you.
All right.
Like I’m ----ing sh---ing myself.
I was 50% to blame.
Imagine if I ----ing broke Captain Sandy’s wrist.
Oh my gosh.
[bleep]
Hi, Jessie.
Why are you telling that I’m making
you feel like a green stew?
-Did I tell Tumi that? -You did tell Tumi that.
I mean, sometimes it does feel like you are.
I don’t even want to apologize because you know what it sucks?
I was there for you.
And the fact that you said I made you feel like a green stew,
that sh-- sucks, dude.
I was the only one promoting you to be in service.
And I told Natalya...
What do you mean it is triggering?
Why would you go Tumi behind my back
and tell her that I make you feel like a green stew?
But not in a bad way.
It’s like, oh, he makes me feel like a green stew.
Kyle makes me feel great. Kyle wants me on service.
Kyle’s there to listen to me when I have a problem.
I’ve been the common denominators between all of you,
uniting a team.
Good luck.
What happened to her hand?
Just fell backwards as launching... these kayaks.
I hope she’s all right.
Yeah.
And for you to like literally throw me under the bus
like that, that’s really hurtful.
That’s not throwing you under the bus, so you’re not...
Do you hear the words?
Like you speak English, I’ll speak English.
What you said was, Kyle makes me feel like a green stew,
which makes me feel Kyle belittles me.
Why did I come to you and say take up service
when I was emotionally upset and didn’t come to Natalya?
Because I had faith in ----ing you.
Next time on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...
Look at this.
What are you reading about? How to have sex?
Yeah.
Oh my God, he’s highlighting.
Sit down, take a breath.
Can you have a shot?
I don’t think I’m allowed.
It is tempting.
Cheers.
He’s not allowed to do that.
Yeah, we’re not allowed.
I dare you. Come here.
Don’t even try.
There’s a lot of like chemistry right now.
Just breathe.
Jess...
All this stupid drama.
Everyone is at their breaking point.
It could get worse from here.
I’m not your friend. Don’t talk to me like that.
Focus on your own ----ed up life.
Kyle, I’ve never been spoke to in my life,
and I can’t believe actually you’re saying this.
I don’t care.
You’ve been a fake-ass bitch talking sh--
behind my back since day one.
Get away from me.
-Kyle, chill. -Get away from me.
What the actual [bleep] is wrong with him?
That was horrible.