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[indistinct radio chatter]
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[woman] They've just found this.
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[man sobbing]
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It was just supposed to be a work retreat.
She can't be dead.
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[camera clicking]
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I know there's a time crunch, but I hope
we don't find his girlfriend's body
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until he agrees to go home.
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Yeah, but until we find the body,
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we're no closer to finding the zombies
who ripped her to shreds.
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[tribal drums playing on music player]
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Babe? Oh, my God, you're alive!
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Babe!
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[Lisa chuckles] Wow!
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Is this happening?
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[music stops]
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What are you wearing?
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Whoa!
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Lisa.
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We're inside caution tape.
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-Wait. Did someone die?
-Apparently not.
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Oh, hey, man. Glenn. Accounting.
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What's going on, Lisa?
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My guess, Lisa and Glenn's work retreat
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took a somewhat romantic
and psychedelic turn.
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I totally get your energy, brother,
but can we table this?
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'Cause I am peaking right now,
and it's about to go south.
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I take it you're Lisa Gertz.
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I need the last four of your social.
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Zero...
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three, two...
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four.
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Thank you.
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Good luck, buddy.
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Sixty-nine phones down, three to go.
Still no victim.
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It's a journey, Clive.
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State trooper found these Raggedy Anns
on a bus near Tacoma.
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No ID.
Wouldn't tell us where they're from.
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It's not our problem, right?
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Child Protective Services
will get them home.
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Let's go.
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[boy] Sweet ride!
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What is that?
Like zero to 60 in, what, five seconds?
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Something like that, yeah.
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[chuckles] I plan on joining the force
after high school.
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[laughs]
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-Best of luck to you.
-I thought about being a fireman at first,
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but, uh, the boys in blue
are the real heroes. Am I right?
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-Firemen get guns?
-[boy] No, they do not.
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[Deputy Ted] Enough said.
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I hear that cops
do better with the ladies.
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Now that is an undisputed fact.
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Do you ever feel
like you're an unwitting tool
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-of the Prison Industrial Complex?
-[sparks crackling]
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[engine starting]
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[revving]
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[Deputy Ted] Hey!
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Oh, come on!
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[exhales]
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[opening theme music playing]
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Yes!
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[girls giggling]
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Let's go.
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Pain in my ass.
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In addition to the three dead,
Sullivan and Cortez each lost a leg.
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McIlleny lost an eye.
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And the suicide bomber?
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Still no leads. A Dead Ender, no doubt.
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Commander, if I may,
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some of our soldiers are expressing
concern that your policies are--
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[speaking French]
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[in English] They felt safer
before the curfew was eliminated.
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They aren't thrilled by the body cameras.
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They feel that, um, engaging
in community outreach
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and conflict resolution courses is,
well, a waste of time.
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So, what, are we voting on policy now?
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I'm just giving the Commander
the lay of the land.
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We need to be seen
as part of this community,
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not an occupying force.
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We are an occupying force.
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Perhaps, if the Commander spent more time
out in the field...
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Maybe you and the Commander should compare
bullet scars, Hobbs.
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So we should just kill them with kindness,
these, uh, Dead Enders?
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I'm not asking you to hand out flowers.
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I'm saying we will hold ourselves
to higher standards.
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Whose standards?
Those soldiers were my friends.
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-Do you even know their names?
-You are out of line, Sergeant Major.
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[Major] Justin.
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Adrian Flores moved here from Tallahassee
when he was 17.
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Never missed an FSU football game.
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Danny Cozza was a local.
Dad runs a fishing charter.
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Heather Schooley was from Olympia,
worshipped Sleater-Kinney.
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We will not rest until we have found
those responsible for this attack.
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But let's keep in mind, there are
half a million humans in Seattle,
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and 10,000 of us.
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If they decide that we only have
zombie interests at heart,
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this city will collapse.
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[objects clattering]
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-Cooking brains, Ravi?
-[key clinks in bowl]
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Thought you already had your monthlies.
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Ravi told me you'd been having
a tough go of it.
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I know. Your favorite comfort food
is double chocolate brownies,
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but brain cannelloni just felt right.
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[sizzling]
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So you let the winners out of Seattle
to compete on the show,
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and they give you ad time?
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Mmm-mmm.
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There is no way I'm doing that.
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Besides, could you imagine the commercial?
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"Dance of a Lifetime,
sponsored by Fillmore Graves.
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The zombie mercenaries who built the wall
your uncle's trapped behind."
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[chuckling]
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How are you holding up over there?
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[sighs] It's the worst.
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My job is pretending to be RoboCop,
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but knowing the Buzzfeed Quiz
explicitly told me I'm a C-3PO.
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Well, I am on board for all your reforms,
for what it's worth.
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And Ravi keeps reminding me that
C-3PO's an Ewok god,
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so I got that going for me.
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The cannelloni was amazing, Liv.
Thank you.
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I thought you could do with a pick-me-up,
so I dropped by The Scratching Post,
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picked up some fitness-guru brains.
Seemed like a safe bet.
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Fitness guru? Huh!
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Hence the sudden urge to gun my lats.
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You sneak a little appetizer?
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Was my cannelloni a failure?
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I...
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Replaced your delicious brains
with disgusting brain tube paste
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while you were dressing the salad.
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-Dude!
-I'm sorry.
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You cooking for me means the world to me.
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But I can't really afford anyone else
living in my head at the moment.
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Not now.
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[breathing heavily]
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You know, just once I wish you'd ask me
how my day was before using my body.
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Mmm.
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Sweetie, I'm sorry.
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How was your day?
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It was pretty good, I guess.
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Mmm... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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How about some reciprocity?
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When am I not reciprocal?
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Reciprocity is a hallmark
of a Chakrabarti tumble.
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No. No, no, no.
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My day.
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Right. How was your day, love?
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-Mmm, well, since you asked...
-Hmm.
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I had
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a Skype interview
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-with this teen journalist from Iowa.
-Mmm.
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She's doing a story for her school paper
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on influential women under 30.
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No biggie.
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Ah! Tell me how powerful you are.
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She, um, asked me some crazy questions
about zombies.
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[Ravi] Mmm-hmm?
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Like, tinfoil-hat crazy.
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I guess, in Iowa, people think
zombie hordes roam Seattle,
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eating human legs like drumsticks,
or that they grow their nails out,
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running through schools,
scratching children,
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like Freddy Krueger.
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Hmm. Human legs?
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-Which got me thinking...
-[clears throat]
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Seattle could really use
some positive zombie PR.
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[Ravi] Mmm.
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-You know what we could do?
-Give up?
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[grunts]
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No. Solicit ideas from the public.
Make it a thing.
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I can run it up the pole
with city council.
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Of course, they hate each other's guts,
so getting anything done will be hard.
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Mmm. So hard.
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God, they're frustrating, those two.
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So frustrating.
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Two? There are only two
city council members?
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Do you ever listen to me?
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The other five escaped Seattle
before the wall went up.
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Mort and Zed are the only ones
who stuck around.
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I can't even get them to agree
to hold a new election.
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Are you kidding?
I love the idea of a special election.
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All I ask is that
we identify the candidates
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as zombie or human
right there in the ballot.
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The people of Seattle have a right to know
who or what they're voting for.
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I'm just afraid Zed might find it a bit...
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Divisive. And speciesist.
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An election should not be
about us versus them.
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I got you there.
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Mort is a typical human.
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A zombie-hating bully.
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I love zombies. Big fan of the culture.
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Zed is why you're stuck in this
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"not really the Mayor but obligated
to do his job" limbo. He won't...
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...come to the table.
He's not interested in solutions.
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All he has is these empty slogans and...
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No execution.
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And he doesn't have the heart...
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...the balls to do
what's right for the city.
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What can I say?
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My hands are tied.
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Well, wait.
I had, um, one more item on the agenda.
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You want some money for a PR campaign.
I read your email.
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We all agree that improving
the national perception of zombies
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is critical to the safety of Seattle.
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We absolutely agree.
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And what good are roads and libraries
and schools and firetrucks
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-if we've been nuked, right?
-It's a great idea.
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It's just not...
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...in the budget.
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And if it's not in the budget,
we can't approve it.
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Sorry, kid.
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Hang in there.
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People like us, we get it.
We know it's not about having
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a super shredded core, ripped quads,
jacked delts, swole hams, yoked pecs
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and insanely tight glutes.
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It's about feeling good
and realizing your potential. Am I right?
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Liv, I know you're on fitness-nut brain,
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but do not try to make me
the Hans to your Franz.
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Oh! This could be our lady.
Excuse me, ma'am!
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-This is my swole-mate, CB.
-Yeah?
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Clive Babineaux. We're Seattle PD.
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-You have a moment?
-Oh. Sure. [chuckles]
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Excuse the sweat. Damn hot flashes.
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Oh. Sweat is just your body fat crying.
May I?
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Oh!
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[grunts]
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[breathing heavily and grunting]
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We're investigating a potential homicide
that took place last week
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outside of a convenience store.
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Oh, I saw the footage. That poor woman.
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And the victim was on her cell
just before the attack,
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so we're tracking down every phone
that pinged the nearest tower.
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Okay.
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You mind telling me
the last four of your social?
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Oh. Sure. Two, one, nine, eight.
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[Liv huffing]
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-[grunting]
-[trashcan rattling]
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I'm glad you're okay, Mrs. Jones.
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Oh, wait. You're the one
that's been calling me.
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[chuckles] I'm sorry.
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I don't answer unknown numbers.
I donated to a non-profit once,
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and now, every time the phone rings,
it's like,
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"Hey! Give $10 for the Sumatran rhino."
Are you kidding me?
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Okay. I get guilt-tripped enough.
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Like when Larry, that's my second husband,
contracted cholera. Don't ask.
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And he was all like,
"You have the power to help me."
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Until I agreed to steal hydrocodone
for his stomach pain.
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He was exploding like a hydrant
in a Brooklyn heat wave.
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Oh, oopsie!
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I probably shouldn't be
telling the cops about stealing the meds.
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That's okay. Liv. Liv!
249
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,422
-[laughs] Liv.
-[Liv breathing heavily]
250
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,508
Bye.
251
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,260
Good news. The lab should be sending
252
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,971
the blood test results
the convenience store murder tomorrow.
253
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,139
That's what's up!
254
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,018
There's stress in your voice, bro.
You getting enough Omega-3s?
255
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,147
-It's just Peyton. She's a little bit--
-Underwhelmed in the sack?
256
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,360
-What? Did she say something?
-You're probably overdoing it.
257
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,696
It's a common mistake for young men.
It's simpler than you think.
258
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,659
You know, four hours before sex,
you just take a nice bath,
259
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,119
-eat three Brazil nuts...
-Okay, thank you.
260
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,788
...a spoon of fermented trout butter
261
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,457
and then during the jam sesh,
you just sort of soak.
262
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,545
You know, think of it as a hot tub,
not a lap pool.
263
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,463
And focus on the eyes.
264
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,592
I was gonna say,
she's a bit overwhelmed at work.
265
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,302
[scoffs] Aren't we all?
266
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,805
Hey, we should hit the gym after work.
267
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,140
Ow! Ow! I'm good, actually.
268
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,936
Oh, come on. Bro, don't you wanna be
Ravi Rock-Hard-Body?
269
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:14,853
Nope.
270
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:15,896
Oh.
271
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,273
[keyboard keys clacking]
272
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,778
What are you putting in that gob of yours?
273
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,573
Goose muddled in antler sauce,
274
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,533
a civet of hare,
275
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:32,746
six hard-boiled eggs covered in saffron
and flavored with cloves,
276
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,708
-and while you're here, innkeep...
-My lord.
277
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,128
...perchance a sprinkling
of grated myconid in my soup.
278
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,632
Tell me when.
279
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,134
[imitating grating]
280
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,303
[slurping]
281
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,516
[slurping continues]
282
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,144
[knocking]
283
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,103
Ah.
284
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:57,730
'Tis sufficient.
285
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,648
[clears throat] I...
286
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,401
take a seat next to Mr. Bandywax.
287
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,904
You must come with me now,
my halfling friend.
288
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,365
Now? Oh, not now!
289
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,702
Mayhap anon. My goose remains uncooked.
290
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,330
Don't sit there pitch-kettled,
Mr. Bandywax.
291
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,706
If you don't come forsooth,
292
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,584
you risk never gandering another goose,
be it cooked or raw.
293
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,212
I rush to the table,
take the remaining seat.
294
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,381
Prithee, Mosco,
295
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,218
leave thy belly-timber thither
and let us flee,
296
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:33,140
lest thy be the very cooked goose
thou longs to taste.
297
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,143
Okay. Are you guys gonna kill
some monsters,
298
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:39,355
or am I gonna send Gorlogg
the Attention Seeker in here
299
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,648
with his vorpal blade?
300
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:45,736
My cousin in Ohio thinks that
I turned zombie for attention.
301
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:46,862
[laughing]
302
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,991
Didn't you turn vampire for a girl?
303
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,118
Do you mind if I steal that line?
304
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,537
My comedy troupe could use it
for our zombie sketch.
305
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,040
You're in a comedy troupe?
How did I not know this?
306
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,543
-They're not bad.
-Three straight regional Yuk Yuks,
307
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,712
-so suck it, Steve.
-Then, no.
308
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,465
You can't steal
"turning zombie for attention."
309
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,633
[Ravi] Wait.
310
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,593
-You do zombie sketches?
-They kill.
311
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:13,514
It's actually a portfolio of sketches
about living next door to zombies.
312
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,392
[laughs] We had this one bit called
"Dinner at the Deadman's,"
313
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:20,145
where my human brother tries to help me
pray away the Z's.
314
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,942
So good... It's so good.
315
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,696
Uh, we go all out, too, you know.
Like, white wig, zombie makeup.
316
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,490
So you paint your face
and appropriate another culture?
317
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,703
-Never thought of it that way.
-Cool.
318
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,996
-Yeah.
-Whatever.
319
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,206
I've got two hours
before my pregnant wife comes home
320
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,750
and realizes that I'm not there
making her tea
321
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,962
-and rubbing her back so--
-Hold on. Tell me more about this sketch.
322
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,007
Okay. So what we like to try to do is--
323
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,008
Whack!
324
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,928
Gorlogg lifts Mosco's severed head
in the air and shouts,
325
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,931
"I am Gorlogg!
326
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,102
Look at me. Look at me!"
327
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,942
[slurping]
328
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,236
Roll for initiative.
329
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,658
To hell with the police.
They ain't the ones getting blown up.
330
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,996
Blue lives matter? Uh-uh.
White lives matter.
331
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,665
Hate to break it to you.
You're far from white, Spud.
332
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,876
Tell those Dead Enders
calling me "Whitey."
333
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,962
Most humans are decent people.
334
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,380
You sound like Lillywhite.
335
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,507
The Commander is trying to keep the peace.
336
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,302
We push humans too far,
and they're gonna look around
337
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:37,806
and decide that they'd rather die fighting
than live in a walled zombie homeland.
338
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,975
-We could take them.
-You're an idiot.
339
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,310
-[gunshot]
-[grunts]
340
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,104
-Get cover!
-Look out!
341
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,149
[groaning]
342
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,947
[panting]
343
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:04,625
Up there!
344
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,211
[gunshot]
345
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,298
[Justin] How about these two?
John and David Mendez.
346
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,135
They have a father in San Diego,
dying of cancer, and a senile mother.
347
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,471
She'll be all on her own once he passes.
348
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,599
And the brothers themselves?
They're healthy?
349
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,643
Mmm-hmm.
350
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,645
I'm going to hell.
351
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:26,897
Reject pile.
352
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,732
Commander.
353
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,612
Our squad was ambushed
in an alley off Hayes Street.
354
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,615
Sir...
355
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,493
Jordan didn't make it.
356
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,313
[exhaling]
357
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,113
[sobbing]
358
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,575
[sniffles]
359
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,994
Give me Chase Graves
over Lillywhite any day.
360
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,246
-Oh, you could say that again.
-Yeah. He'll get his.
361
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,207
Hey, you knew which side he was on.
362
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,626
What do you think flower-power
will do about it?
363
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,211
Put on some Bob Marley,
364
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:35,090
bus in a few more grief counselors,
remind us how outnumbered we are.
365
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,010
We need to clap back before this
"Can't we all get along?" crap
366
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,052
gets us all killed.
367
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,679
[sighs]
368
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,638
[Spud] "Excuse me, sir.
369
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,184
Couldn't help but notice that you've got
a high-powered rifle pointed at my skull.
370
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,519
I must warn you that,
if you shoot me in the head,
371
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:51,064
I will then, and only then,
be given permission to return fire."
372
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,566
[chuckles]
373
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,484
What? You know I'm right.
374
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,701
You think your anger
makes you special, Spud?
375
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,494
When I found Jordan,
376
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,414
she was digging brain tubes
out of bus station garbage cans.
377
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,791
I brought her here, and I trained her.
378
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,836
She died saving your sergeant.
379
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,384
What were you hiding behind
when she was putting herself in danger?
380
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,472
I know what Jordan's done
for her fellow zombie.
381
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,144
You, I'm not so sure about.
382
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,649
I'm asking you to be smart.
383
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:38,987
Don't you get it?
They want to provoke violence.
384
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,075
Only 10% of the human population
wants a war.
385
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,954
CHICs. Dead Enders.
Are you gonna give them what they want?
386
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,332
Yeah, some of us are gonna die,
387
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,585
so that all of us don't die.
388
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,756
If that's not what you signed up for,
then go.
389
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,011
That goes for all of you.
390
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:07,391
Commander, if we catch the shooter,
or the people who made that truck bomb...
391
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,602
what are you gonna do to them?
392
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,314
They'll be turned over
to the court system.
393
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,067
With human judges? Human juries?
394
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,445
It's the law. It's what we do.
395
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,371
Okay, we are gonna have
zombie super-strength.
396
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,956
How cool is that?
397
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,792
The next time someone asks us to choose
between the belt and the boot,
398
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,711
we can just rip their arms off.
399
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,754
[coughing]
400
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,845
Coast is clear, but stay on your toes.
401
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,848
There's lots of U.S. Army
between us and Seattle.
402
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:53,061
-Where do we meet if we have to split up?
-[all] 369 Molino Road.
403
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,605
Good.
404
00:21:56,523 --> 00:22:00,110
A pint of ranch dressing
has 2,200 calories, FYI.
405
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,196
-Good to know. Thanks.
-It's just...
406
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,866
I know you like ranch dressing.
407
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,618
I usually manage to avoid
having a pint in a sitting.
408
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:14,207
One more name to cross off.
Why can't people just answer their phones?
409
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,835
[dispatcher over radio] All nearby units.
Shots fired at Warmbloods,
410
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,462
21807 Third Street.
411
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,714
Warmbloods. That's close.
412
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:22,799
[siren blaring]
413
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:27,345
He was in a hurry.
414
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,266
[man groaning]
415
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,517
Just hang in there.
416
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,311
-More pressure.
-Put pressure right there.
417
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:36,021
-Right.
-Hang on. Yes.
418
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,066
Seattle PD.
419
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,317
[man groaning loudly]
420
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,487
-You're gonna make it. Come on.
-Stay with us, buddy. Stay with us.
421
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:44,988
We're here for you.
422
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,408
You got the wrong bar, Renegade.
423
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,328
Let me stop the bleeding.
424
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:54,372
Don't touch me, Whitey.
I know what you are.
425
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,291
You heard the man. Back off.
426
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,127
Your friend is dying.
He needs medical attention now.
427
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,588
I won't scratch him. I promise.
428
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,382
Your kind's done enough damage already.
Get the hell out of here.
429
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,760
I suggest you step aside,
or I'll place you under arrest
430
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,345
for obstructing an officer.
431
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:10,722
Let 'em through, Matty.
432
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,225
Nothing they can do now.
433
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:33,662
What do you know?
434
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,248
-It was a drive-by. Two people in masks.
-[camera clicking]
435
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:37,916
How many casualties?
436
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:39,793
One.
437
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,755
Witnesses saw the shooter and driver
take off in a blue Civic hatchback.
438
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,342
Matches with the vehicle we saw
racing off on our way over.
439
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,553
See if any of our guys
own a car like that.
440
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,388
Of course, Commander.
441
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:53,682
[man] Hey, Commander!
442
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,769
How y'all gonna cover this one up?
443
00:23:58,895 --> 00:23:59,855
So what are we gonna hear on the news?
444
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:06,361
"Eddie Diggs died of natural causes.
He is survived by his wife and two kids."
445
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,490
[Peyton] Ravi, no. I'm exhausted.
446
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,451
I just watched a barber shop quartet
do "Ebony and Ivory."
447
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,620
Two of them in whiteface.
448
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:17,789
You can tell me at home.
449
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,625
Yeah, I'm still here,
but I'm walking out now.
450
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,878
Yes, this is me walking out.
451
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,423
This is me turning out the lights,
locking up.
452
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,341
Oh, you lie.
453
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,762
Okay. You got me. What is so important?
454
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:34,806
Are you still hearing presentations?
455
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,766
I just finished. Thank God.
456
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,019
You got time for one more?
457
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:42,480
Okay.
458
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,357
Psst! [snaps fingers]
459
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,109
[clears throat]
460
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,360
-Stand there.
-Yeah.
461
00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:48,820
[clears throat]
462
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:52,657
-Jimmy and his comedy troupe do a--
-Portfolio of sketches.
463
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,785
About a human couple living
next door to a zombie couple.
464
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,039
Oh, there's laughs. There's heart.
And guess what.
465
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,749
You might just learn a thing or two.
466
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,960
Great! Now all we have to do
is convince millions of Americans
467
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,880
to cross the militarized dead zone,
make it over the wall
468
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:10,008
to the zombie-controlled city of Seattle,
and get themselves to...
469
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,760
Where do you perform, Jimmy?
470
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,304
Count McCackles' Comedy Castle.
471
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:18,266
Yeah, see, I knew she wouldn't see
the potential. Suits, man.
472
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,560
We produce the episodes.
We post them online.
473
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:21,895
The episodes go viral.
474
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,438
Viral's good.
475
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,191
Think about what Will & Grace
did for gay people
476
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:29,903
-or what The Cosby Show did for--
-Let's not use that example.
477
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,781
Crazy Rich Zombies.
478
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:35,450
Okay. I see your point.
479
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:38,453
Zombies?
[scoffs] They're just the folk next door.
480
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:40,664
The people you wave to every day
on your way to work.
481
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,917
-Do you have a name for it?
-Wait for it.
482
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:46,795
Hi, Zombie!
483
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,130
Hmm.
484
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:50,924
[whispers] Hi, Zombie.
485
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,177
Jury's out on the name,
but I love the idea.
486
00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:56,638
It's one of the best I've heard all day.
487
00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:58,348
How much does it cost?
488
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,433
[Ravi] Oh...
489
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,852
Something like that.
490
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:08,066
You know, uh, to build sets,
hire a crew and a stage.
491
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,028
Why don't we just put
the first zombie on the moon, too?
492
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:13,029
Yeah.
493
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:19,035
-Here you go, hon.
-Thanks.
494
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,998
You hear about the four dead
at Warmbloods?
495
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,293
Four? They said on the news
there was just one.
496
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,128
And you believe
everything they say on the news?
497
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,964
Those necros downplay everything.
498
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:37,220
That poor woman outside
the convenience store?
499
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,682
I got a buddy down in Chehalis,
rolls with the crew.
500
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,184
Started running patrol shifts
to protect the border.
501
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,730
About time someone's
willing to do something, right?
502
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,358
Lady, these boys is locked and loaded.
503
00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:52,652
Hell, some of them
even use bows and arrows.
504
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:57,073
Okay. Well, let's hope
they bring home some scalps.
505
00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,870
There she is!
Now, that's a beautiful sight.
506
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:03,204
Yeah.
507
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,456
[laughing]
508
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:06,791
Race you to the wall.
509
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,463
My God, that kid's gullible.
510
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,132
[screaming with joy]
511
00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:15,842
[all laughing]
512
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:19,054
Ha, ha, ha! Dicks.
513
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:22,140
-Can't believe she ran all the way.
-We made it, man.
514
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,184
And all in one piece.
515
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:32,984
Go! Go! Go! There's a bunch of them.
516
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,403
-Get under the SUV.
-What about you?
517
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:36,613
-Just go!
-Go!
518
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:50,752
Run! Run! Run! Don't stop! Just go!
519
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,462
Stay down.
520
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,683
[gun firing]
521
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:14,109
[groaning]
522
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:27,831
[leader] The kids went that way.
523
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,708
Let's go. Move!
524
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,423
[sobbing]
525
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,930
Can you not? It's a little distracting.
526
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,350
Distracting? Oh, you mean these bad boys?
527
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:50,729
Feels good to let them breathe.
528
00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,230
I'll take your word.
529
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:55,984
Come on, CB. We're police.
We have a right to bare arms.
530
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:59,112
Ah... There he is.
531
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:04,451
I'm sad to say that your final potential
murder victim is alive and well.
532
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:08,037
This picture was posted yesterday
by one of her friends.
533
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:13,042
That photo could have been taken
months ago and posted by our killer.
534
00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,128
But on closer inspection...
535
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:20,884
Yesterday's footage of the Warmbloods
shooting. She can't be deceased.
536
00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:25,972
You're welcome.
537
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,020
Over 70 phones, every one of their owners
alive and accounted for.
538
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:33,646
We should tell Bozzio.
539
00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:37,275
Harris! You seen the Lieutenant?
540
00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:40,403
Uh, she's in interrogation
with another car club guy.
541
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:47,619
You watch the video of the murder
outside the convenience store?
542
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:49,412
Uh-huh.
543
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,956
The killers were in a lowrider.
544
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:55,919
I get it. You see a lowrider, you
immediately bring in the Latino, right?
545
00:29:56,544 --> 00:30:00,757
Victor Ruiz. You are the founder
of Seattle Lowrider Consortium?
546
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,884
So? That makes me a murderer?
547
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,636
You guys put on a lot of car shows.
548
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,888
You're saying I consort
with murderers, then?
549
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:08,807
Your word.
550
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:12,310
Recognize this car?
551
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,064
[chuckles] Yeah, I know that car.
552
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,149
But you're not going to find
the guy who owns it.
553
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,443
He left Seattle before the wall went up.
554
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,113
I know where the car is, though.
555
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:29,494
[Dale] Well, then. Would you mind writing
down that address for us, Mr. Ruiz?
556
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,662
You having a vision?
557
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:36,125
I'm Kegeling. Pelvic floor.
Tragically overlooked muscle group.
558
00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:47,887
See what I did there, Clive?
Lift with your legs. Back flat.
559
00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:51,474
Huh. I think this is our car.
560
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,352
Detective school is really paying off.
561
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,111
Exposed wires from
the steering column indicate hot-wiring.
562
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,613
Sorry. Traffic. What'd I miss?
563
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,658
Good Lord.
564
00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:11,119
Uh... So, I've got some weird news.
565
00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:13,371
You and Peyton tried
the soak-and-stare technique?
566
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:14,372
Uh, no.
567
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,542
The DNA results came back from the blood
taken from the convenience store.
568
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:19,419
-Were they able to identify the victim?
-Not yet.
569
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:24,173
But there was blood from a dozen people,
all human. Not a drop was zombie.
570
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,427
Well, we still need to test this blood.
571
00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:30,013
[Ravi] Hmm...
572
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,019
Strange.
573
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,481
[Clive exclaims]
574
00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:44,569
-I'm gonna puke.
-Don't. It's corn syrup.
575
00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:45,612
What?
576
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,784
-Hey, bros. This look familiar?
-A wig.
577
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,913
Looks like detective classes
are paying off for all of us.
578
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:58,499
Oh, just like the victim's hair
in the convenience store video.
579
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,004
-It's corn syrup.
-Nice work, Ravi.
580
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:06,633
-Thank you.
-You just ate 57 empty calories.
581
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,179
So the video was a hoax?
582
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,389
No one's dead?
583
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,225
Every person whose cell-phone pinged
the tower at the time
584
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:17,852
is still alive and accounted for.
585
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,772
The corn syrup blood in the car
is a pretty dead giveaway.
586
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,732
And the blood found
at the convenience store
587
00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:24,859
was from multiple people. All humans.
588
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:27,779
We also found a wig that matches
the victim's hairstyle.
589
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,365
What kind of a sicko
fakes a zombie attack?
590
00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:32,241
Someone who wants to see the city burn.
591
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,535
I'll call a press conference,
expose the video as a fake.
592
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:35,495
And what are you gonna say?
593
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,832
"Hey, everybody! That video you saw
of two zombies ripping a woman to shreds?
594
00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,167
It never happened.
595
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,419
Oh, and we don't know
who was behind the false flag,
596
00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,213
so just take our word for it."
597
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,340
Well, Major, it has the advantage
of being true.
598
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,092
Well, the truth's not gonna cut it.
599
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:52,595
Look, our words won't trump their images,
okay? People saw a murder.
600
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,723
If we're gonna claim it was a hoax,
we gotta put some meat on the bone.
601
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,059
What are you suggesting?
602
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,729
We get people to confess,
say they fabricated the murder.
603
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,273
They want to stir up zombie hate
with fake news? Fine.
604
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:05,441
We'll fight them on their terms.
605
00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,154
And you expect
Seattle PD to get behind this?
606
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,282
Only if it wants to keep
its homicide rate in check.
607
00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:16,536
Are you sure about this, Major?
608
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:22,208
There's gonna be a lot of heat
on whoever takes the fall for this.
609
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:25,586
We'll need to get them out of Seattle,
and we'll have to do it discreetly.
610
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:30,425
-Liv?
-What? No.
611
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,053
I wanna live in your world.
612
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,724
Peyton, Lieutenant,
expect my instructions.
613
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:53,406
Voilà. Officers Chris Tader
and Buddy Jackson.
614
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,284
Jackson owns the blue hatchback.
615
00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:59,454
And residue shows Tader fired his weapon.
616
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:01,456
Both have confessed.
617
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,791
Couldn't keep it in your pants, huh, Spud?
618
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,423
They resisted.
619
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,259
I didn't shoot anyone
who didn't deserve it.
620
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:14,552
And you're judge and jury now?
621
00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:17,930
Someone's gotta be, Ol' Softy.
622
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,807
That is your Commander, soldier.
623
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,559
Chase Graves is my commander.
624
00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:28,608
Your move, Commander.
625
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:37,450
[door clicks]
626
00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:39,452
Have they said anything yet?
627
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:41,996
Very little. They're waiting for you.
628
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,252
Renegade.
629
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,546
Where's Baron?
630
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,260
Where's Baron?
631
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:58,846
He's gone.
632
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,809
We thought we made it.
We were at the wall and...
633
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,523
These two hitched along.
Bad foster home situation.
634
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:14,237
Can Oliver get his scratch?
He's very sick.
635
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:17,949
[sighs]
636
00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:55,236
It was at this intersection
that a mystery woman,
637
00:35:55,319 --> 00:36:00,074
now identified as Cynthia Rybnicki,
was brutally murdered by two zombies.
638
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:01,659
Or was she?
639
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,037
Today, the Seattle Police Department
arrested Ms. Rybnicki
640
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:08,791
along with brothers John and David Mendez
for perpetrating a hoax,
641
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:12,420
a hoax intended to stir up
anti-zombie sentiment.
642
00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,714
As they were brought in for processing,
643
00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:19,051
Ms. Rybnicki gave a defiant hand sign
associated with the Dead Enders...
644
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,928
[crowd cheering]
645
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,097
[woman on TV] The Mendez brothers
and Ms. Rybnicki
646
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,266
confessed when presented
with the evidence.
647
00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:29,187
If anything, they seemed proud
of the damage they'd done to the city.
648
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:30,980
[man on TV] How much time will they get?
649
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:33,441
The DA promised me it would be
no less than 15 years.
650
00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:39,322
And while the group is under fire
for stoking anti-zombie fear in Seattle,
651
00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:42,700
they also remain embroiled
in a tragedy of their own.
652
00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:46,495
-Helen?
-Two days ago, patrons of Warmbloods,
653
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:50,499
rumored to be a Dead Ender
watering hole, were enjoying happy hour
654
00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:54,837
when bullets ripped through this window,
injuring three and killing one.
655
00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:58,549
Today, we learned the fate
of those drive-by shooters.
656
00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:01,552
Yesterday, we received this footage,
657
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:06,682
secretly recorded and smuggled out
of a Fillmore Graves downtown warehouse.
658
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,811
[all gasp]
659
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:17,151
The same source identified the two men
as Chris Tader and Buddy Jackson.
660
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:21,155
Commander. Is that you
in the video, Commander?
661
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,658
Didn't you promise that the guillotine
is a thing of the past?
662
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,745
I promised that Fillmore Graves
will police itself.
663
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,498
When my soldiers break the law,
they pay a price.
664
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:34,543
Every human and zombie in the city
would be wise to understand that.
665
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,381
Hell of a performance.
666
00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:39,507
[woman on TV] And there you have it.
667
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:40,758
You think it'll work?
668
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,135
You think they'll keep quiet?
669
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,596
They're getting what they want.
Passage out of the city.
670
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,307
They're incredibly grateful.
671
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:50,685
Thanks for getting them out.
672
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:51,978
It's what I do.
673
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,438
Why'd you change your mind?
674
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,028
I was already living in your world.
675
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:04,949
I just didn't know it yet.
676
00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:16,836
You both sure?
677
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,389
[girls wincing]
678
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:45,614
[both panting]
679
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:53,247
Just like I said. All in the eyes.
680
00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:57,752
What would happen if you had
two spoonfuls of trout butter?
681
00:38:57,835 --> 00:39:00,338
I don't know,
but l'd be afraid to find out.
682
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:07,678
-So... how'd you get the money?
-What?
683
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,388
For Hi, Zombie. Production costs,
et cetera.
684
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,016
Ever heard of the Space Needle?
685
00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:16,062
-Rings a bell.
-I sold the naming rights.
686
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,440
Can the Chief of Staff
to a dead mayor do that?
687
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:20,816
Oh, God, no.
688
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,819
No, I figure I've got three, four months
before I'm discovered,
689
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:26,781
the scandal breaks,
and my career bites the dust.
690
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:27,990
So why?
691
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,576
'Cause I'm not sure
we survive three months
692
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,244
if we just sit back and do nothing.
693
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,121
I've been to D.C., Ravi,
694
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:37,792
and they are looking for an excuse
to wipe us off the map.
695
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:43,297
I have never loved you more
than in this moment.
696
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:48,177
Not even 45 seconds ago when we were--
697
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:51,514
Okay, this moment is a close second.
698
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,147
[Cathy] Just... I can't believe it.
699
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,067
I mean, that was us. I mean, we did that.
700
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:04,860
-[shushes]
-It was your plan.
701
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,988
And the TV lied. Who were those people?
702
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:12,034
Patsies. People our dear Commander
found to play the part.
703
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:15,996
Well, that was my part.
We have to tell people they've been duped.
704
00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:19,750
And we know that, how?
Because we duped people first?
705
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,794
Dolly, just please--
706
00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:27,383
No, no, no. I need you to say this
with me. "Dolly, I won't tell anyone."
707
00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:30,344
Okay, okay. Fine. I hear you.
708
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,763
It's just that I stole blood
from the hospital for this.
709
00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:36,517
You know, I flailed around that car
like a damn epileptic, and for what?
710
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,395
Everything they said on TV is fake news.
711
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:42,648
People have gotta know.
We've gotta tell them, Dolly.
712
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:47,903
You seem a little worked up, hon. Um,
why don't you let Benny drive you home?
713
00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:52,158
Take an Epsom bath.
Treat yourself, you know. You deserve it.
714
00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:54,577
-Yeah.
-Does Benny come with it?
715
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,621
Well, that's up to Benny.
716
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:01,125
Oh. Okay.
717
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:06,505
So, tell me, uh, Benny,
is there a Mrs. Benny?
718
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,175
[chuckling] Oh, no?
719
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,853
[closing theme music playing]