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Previously on "Claws"...
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How is your boyfriend, Desna?
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Unfortunately, he was murdered.
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Back where I come from,
when someone kills your family,
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you hunt them down.
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The owner of your dream
salon, Glint Nails,
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has put it back on the market,
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and she's willing to play ball with you.
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Shut up.
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The racist who didn't want
to deal with my kind
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has now changed her tune?
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How's it going?
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Detective Arlene Branch.
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The Coombses... They...
They had sex with me.
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We're pinning Roller's murder
on my foster parents.
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We did it.
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We just got a call.
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Take care of it.
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Aah!
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Mr. Emerson.
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You're alive.
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We did this.
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We did not do this.
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We set the Coombses up to be killed.
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No, we set them up to go to jail.
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This was done
by Uncle Daddy's corrupt po-po.
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Pol, this was done by Bryce.
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Because Uncle Daddy forced him to do it.
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Listen, you guys,
we didn't know any of this
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was gonna happen, okay?
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But it did.
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Okay, and now Jenn
has to live with the fact
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that her husband is a murderer
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for the rest of their lives.
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She thinks that he avenged
his brother's death.
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But he wasn't, Pol.
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He killed my foster parents.
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Okay, but Jenn doesn't know that.
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- Right.
- And she better never find out,
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otherwise, I'll beat your little ass.
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Hey, listen, Desna, those
Coombses were terrible people.
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I know.
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Well, now Dean never has to worry
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about those malevolent shitwipes again.
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- Des?
- Hey, Deany.
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Hey, Des. I...
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Hi, Virginia. Hey, Dean.
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You look pretty.
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Thank you.
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I-I'm hungry.
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I'm right behind you, baby.
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I gotta go. It's a new day, Desna.
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New day for us, too. Tits up.
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You didn't have bad dreams last night.
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Usually, I hear screaming.
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For the first time since Roller
died, I actually slept.
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Yeah.
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Hey!
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Huh, go, Dean.
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Go, Dean. Don't get bashful now.
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The Coombses are dead.
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What?
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It was on the news this morning.
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They were part of a drug ring, yeah.
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They got what they deserved.
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Yeah, they did.
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Are... you okay?
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Mm-hmm, I'm glad
those assholes are dead.
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- Baby?
- Mm-hmm?
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What went down last night?
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I want to talk about it.
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You want to talk about it?
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You know, two years ago,
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that shit might have
put me on a... on a bender.
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Like the time I woke up
in Weeki Wachee with no pants
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and a pack of feral cats eating my hair.
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Yeah.
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But I've been workin'
the program and doing the steps.
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Truth be told, I'm proud of myself.
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I did what needed doing.
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And you've done all you
promised Uncle Daddy.
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And we can get our life back, right?
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Yes, ma'am.
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In light of this news, I feel
that you deserve a morning BJ.
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Hmm.
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Race you to the car.
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You know I got on heels!
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When I saw you
in that swamp, Mr. Emerson,
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I knew you were special.
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It's like the fates intervened
and manifest my dreams.
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My very own English suitor
dropped from the sky.
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Look at you now.
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Lady, my chest hurts.
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You're like a gift from heaven,
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Mr. Emerson,
and I'm your guardian angel.
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We're going to be like
those couples in Italian movies.
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Let me go, please.
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We're going to have
little porcelain plates
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with tiny ham and cheese sandwiches
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that don't fill you up,
but make you feel rich.
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Let me use your phone, please.
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Oh, no, no, Mr. Emerson,
you don't need the phone.
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We're going to make you strong again...
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...so we can walk
the hillsides together.
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No.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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This real estate is prime.
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You know every single one of these
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tight little housewives
gets her poo-hole waxed.
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Ooh! It even smells expensive,
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like a mix of French perfume,
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new cars, and health care.
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This is it. Our dreams are
becoming a reality, ladies.
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Who been texting all day, Quiet Ann?
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Oh, I see that little
girly blush on your cheeks.
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You got a little
special someone, don't you?
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Ooh, well, right here,
we can come every morning
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- and have a little macchiato.
- Ooh.
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Bitch, you can't even spell macchiato.
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No, I think I like it right here.
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Oh, Ann found the bar.
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At the bar!
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Excuse me, do you mind
just stepping aside?
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I'm just trying to get a feel
for the feng shui.
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Thank y'all.
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It's amazing how clear racism is,
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even if it's spoken in another language.
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Ms. Simms, you're here.
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Despite your many efforts
to block me and my kind, I am.
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Oh, I was just trying to be cautious.
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I hope you met my girls.
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Sadly, I can't take them
to Tampa with me.
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I did, and I was thinking about
keeping some of them on,
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but after that warm welcome I received,
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I've decided to hire new techs
to supplement my crew.
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- Glint has five stars on Yelp.
- Whoa.
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My girls have won NailPalm twice.
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I knew you were all common.
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I didn't think you were
dim-witted, as well.
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You underestimate me.
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These are the baddest bitches
in Palmetto,
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and the last thing we need is
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some Korean Barbies dragging us down,
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so why don't all y'all be out by 6:00,
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and take these tacky fruit bowls
with you.
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The old tampon in the toilet trick.
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Mm-hmm. That's harsh.
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And we planned
on opening up this week, too.
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I just... I feel so bad.
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I wish I could help fix it,
but I'm broke.
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- Yes, you is.
- Unlike you, Miss Relevance.
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That's your third new bag this month.
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Don't tell me you trappin' again.
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I hit the lotto, girl.
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- Oh, girl, here we go.
- Unh-unh.
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I met a dude at the Winn-Dixie,
pays me $400 an hour
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just to dance around
in a Tweety Bird costume
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while he live streams it.
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What?! You lyin'.
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Girl, I'm not hookin'. I'm not stealing.
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I am using my God-given talents
to do honest work for perverts.
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Good for you, because that bag is cute.
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You want in?
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'Cause he's got friends
with some similar proclivities.
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And the house they shoot
at, girl, super nice.
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Silk sheets, a bougie fridge
full of all kind of food.
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Little chocolates and shit, girl.
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I'm not into that stuff anymore.
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I got a job now.
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I got a crew.
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Those old bitches that whupped your ass?
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Call me when
that shit blows up in your face.
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Ooh, excuse me?
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But how your nails looking, though?
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Bitch! They look good. Poppin', right?
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- Okay.
- You did that. Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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How bad is it?
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Well, your pipes burst.
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Water penetrated
in the structural cavities.
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You're gonna need epoxy.
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We know, baby, that you
used to be a contractor.
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Can you give it to us in English?
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Your floors are shot to shit.
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Rugs all need to be replaced.
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You got damage to the bathroom wall.
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How much we talking, Bryce?
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11, 12K.
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Damn!
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Where am I supposed to get
that kind of money?
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Well, go to the bank, get a loan.
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Oh, Polly-Pol, you see life
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through Caucasian-colored glasses.
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Maybe you could borrow
the money from Uncle Daddy.
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Uh...
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Hell to the no, are you crazy?
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After all we just did to pay him back.
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And we are done with Uncle Daddy.
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Well, actually, he wants
to see us right now.
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Good.
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This'll give you a chance to tell him
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you're done in person.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Pol, that money
we planted on the Coombses
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was all the money I had.
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Am I ever gonna catch a break?
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Things are gonna turn around.
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They have to.
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Damn.
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I don't get it. Whose house is this?
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Bryce, let me tell you something.
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Knowing those Coombses are playing bingo
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in hell with Hitler, Idi Amin,
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and my first-grade teacher,
Sister Grace Margaret,
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truly appeases my soul.
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Tell him you're done.
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Tell him.
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Bryce, you have proven yourself.
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Not only as a Husser,
but as a businessman.
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Last week was the best
the clinic's ever had.
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Wait, really?
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That's why I got you this house.
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What?
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Local schools, they got smaller classes,
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and they got...
they got a music program.
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They got a... they got an edible garden
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which is like a...
like a farm-to-table shit.
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This, Bryce... This is a thank you
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and perhaps in a... an in... incen...
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God damn, that T-shirt's distracting me.
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Perhaps an incentive to keep
on at the clinic.
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No strings attached.
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You know, Uncle Daddy,
this... this is generous.
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It's beyond generous, but I don't...
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- I don't think we can...
- Wait.
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It's got a music program?
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Yes, there is.
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Baylor has been wanting
to learn the clarinet.
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Son?
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You done good.
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You stepped up and made things
right for Roller.
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Lord rest his soul.
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I love you. I love you.
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This is what we're like.
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Mr. Emerson, remember?
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When you... you...
you swooped me up in your arms,
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and you carried me to safety.
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I still remember that little café.
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In the rain, darling, on the viala.
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Will you stop playing around and help?
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All right, Miss Attitude. Geez.
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I have an attitude
because you not helping.
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But now I am.
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Ooh, girl, look, there go
those heifers from Glint.
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Go over there and tell me
what they saying.
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For the last time,
they're Korean, I'm Vietnamese.
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00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:15,274
We are not the same, okay?
262
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,108
Desna.
263
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,576
Desna's stripper sidekick.
264
00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,510
Careful.
265
00:12:18,512 --> 00:12:19,945
What a coincidence.
266
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,313
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear about
267
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:23,215
that unfortunate
plumbing incident at Glint.
268
00:12:23,217 --> 00:12:25,050
We know you were behind it.
269
00:12:25,052 --> 00:12:27,820
Paranoia is not
a flattering shade on you.
270
00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:30,222
Look, we're just here to pick
up our supplies for NailPalm.
271
00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:32,191
Okay, well, maybe we'll join, too,
272
00:12:32,193 --> 00:12:33,726
show all you hoes how it's really done.
273
00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:36,328
Whatever.
That prize money is still ours.
274
00:12:41,435 --> 00:12:42,501
NailPalm?
275
00:12:42,503 --> 00:12:44,036
Oh, hell, no.
276
00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:45,537
The Koreans always win that.
277
00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:46,939
Well, they won't this time.
278
00:12:46,941 --> 00:12:48,841
We gonna show those racist bitches
279
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:51,143
that black people,
brown people, white people,
280
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,078
whatever the hell Virginia is
281
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,013
can kill it in the nail game.
282
00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:57,950
We are gonna show our talent
and win that prize money.
283
00:12:57,952 --> 00:12:59,785
And it's not right how their kind run
284
00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:01,353
the entire beauty industry.
285
00:13:01,355 --> 00:13:03,789
You know, y'all are pretty prejudiced.
286
00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:06,125
Stereotyping is human nature.
287
00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:09,361
It's how we understand
to speak in high tones to a baby
288
00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:11,296
and loudly to a senior.
289
00:13:11,298 --> 00:13:12,598
I heard that on NPR.
290
00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:15,901
What she say?
291
00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:18,270
I don't know.
292
00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:21,039
But I got respect
for the Koreans, right?
293
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,608
My mentor was one.
294
00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,576
But that Glint bitch? Mnh-mnh.
295
00:13:24,578 --> 00:13:27,780
She tried to redline me
from getting my salon.
296
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:29,815
That right there deserves
a little side eye.
297
00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:31,583
Mm-hmm.
298
00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:32,785
Hey, girl.
299
00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:33,819
Hey, girl.
300
00:13:33,821 --> 00:13:35,220
- Polly.
- Yeah.
301
00:13:35,222 --> 00:13:37,756
I got an ingrown
on my bikini line needs tending,
302
00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,358
and I can't get at it. Ouchie!
303
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,472
Okay, well, come on back,
Scarlet, I got you.
304
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,967
So, I got some news.
305
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,646
Uncle Daddy got me
and Bryce a new house.
306
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,437
A big new house.
307
00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:54,206
But it's in a better school district.
308
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,741
It's, like, near a playground.
309
00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:57,476
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. How big?
310
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,214
Are you kidding me?
311
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,349
You know I been promising Dean a house.
312
00:14:04,351 --> 00:14:05,951
- I know.
- And... And your husband,
313
00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:08,053
what, worked at that clinic
for all of what, a week?
314
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,122
Bryce earned that house.
315
00:14:10,124 --> 00:14:12,357
You know what he had
to do to get it, so...
316
00:14:12,359 --> 00:14:14,359
But he's not gonna do stuff
like that ever again.
317
00:14:14,361 --> 00:14:15,961
He's just gonna work at the clinic.
318
00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:17,629
Is this a joke?
319
00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:21,133
Look, I want you to let me pay
for the repairs at Glint.
320
00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:22,835
You know, you could "F"
this NailPalm shit.
321
00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:25,070
Des, just take the money.
322
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,372
I want the money, Jenn.
323
00:14:27,374 --> 00:14:29,641
I need the money.
324
00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:32,244
I deserve the money, hmm?
325
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,613
But I don't want shit
from the Dixie Mafia.
326
00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:38,116
And if you had any sense,
you wouldn't, either.
327
00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:41,053
Uh-uh, I need some air.
328
00:14:45,392 --> 00:14:49,294
Can I get a six-piece shrimp
with, um, extra sauce?
329
00:14:49,296 --> 00:14:50,329
Gotcha.
330
00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:52,898
Shit, Chaz, I don't have my purse.
331
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,299
Can I pay you in a few?
332
00:14:54,301 --> 00:14:56,568
- No way, Desna, I can't do it.
- Are you serious?
333
00:14:56,570 --> 00:15:01,259
I eat here every day and I work
across the parking lot.
334
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:05,430
I just need one freakin' thing
to go right today.
335
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:09,314
Chaz, it's on me.
336
00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:10,749
Thank you.
337
00:15:10,751 --> 00:15:12,517
You're welcome.
338
00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:13,986
I'm Gregory Ruval.
339
00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:17,356
Yes, you are.
340
00:15:17,358 --> 00:15:18,123
I'm Desna.
341
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,325
- Desna Simms.
- Desna.
342
00:15:21,729 --> 00:15:23,195
Would you like to join me
for lunch, maybe?
343
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,333
I would, thank you.
344
00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:40,342
And he's a doctor?
345
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,111
Not just a doctor.
346
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,846
- He's a gynecologist.
- Ooh!
347
00:15:43,848 --> 00:15:44,780
What?!
348
00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:48,183
- Yes!
- Yes.
349
00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:50,052
Oh, my arm hairs all just stood on end.
350
00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:52,688
It is finally a reason
to get a pap smear.
351
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,890
Hold on, y'all. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
352
00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:58,060
He even drives a Mercedes E Class.
353
00:15:58,062 --> 00:15:59,862
Ladies, you know what that means.
354
00:15:59,864 --> 00:16:02,631
Big car, big dick.
355
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:05,434
She's in front of the customers.
356
00:16:05,436 --> 00:16:07,636
Y'all are so nasty.
357
00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:09,405
Ann, stop it.
358
00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:12,441
The man said he wants
to take me on a real date.
359
00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:14,576
Polly, give her a full Brazilian.
360
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:15,811
What?!
361
00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:17,179
All of it, off!
362
00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,648
Listen, there's gonna be
a lot of romance tonight,
363
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,783
but a classy guy like that?
364
00:16:20,785 --> 00:16:22,217
No nookie till the second date.
365
00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:24,820
A full bush will protect you
from succumbing,
366
00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:27,956
like that thorn bush outside
of Sleeping Beauty's castle.
367
00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:34,196
Okay, all of y'all are up
in my personal business, okay?
368
00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:35,631
What we need to be figuring out...
369
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:37,099
what we gonna do at NailPalm.
370
00:16:37,101 --> 00:16:38,834
Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you.
I looked it up.
371
00:16:38,836 --> 00:16:42,271
It turns out, only four people
per team can be on the roster.
372
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:45,107
One of us has to be
an alternate which means...
373
00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:47,943
Quiet Ann, sorry, girl.
374
00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,079
China Doll, you're the alternate.
375
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:52,281
Wait, wait, wait, what?
You said I'm getting better.
376
00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:53,882
- You are, but...
- But what?
377
00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:55,517
Quiet Ann doesn't even do manicures.
378
00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:57,052
She doesn't even have a station.
379
00:16:57,054 --> 00:16:59,388
Her holo chromes and her
miniatures are on point.
380
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:02,191
It's not that she don't know how
to do nails, it's just that...
381
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,358
Sadly, I'm a leg man.
382
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,360
- That part.
- That's bullshit.
383
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:07,863
Screw y'all.
384
00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:09,965
I'm out.
385
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:12,868
Did she just roll outta here like that?
386
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,436
Real slow, just like...
387
00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:15,771
Go on.
388
00:17:17,341 --> 00:17:18,841
Oh.
389
00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:24,413
Oh.
390
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:27,883
Mr. Emerson, you were right.
391
00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:29,384
Taking you off the morphine
392
00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:32,588
has made you a much more focused lover.
393
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,591
Are you ready for another go?
394
00:17:35,593 --> 00:17:37,392
I need a minute.
395
00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:38,527
But baby girl, I...
396
00:17:38,529 --> 00:17:41,964
Miss Honeychild,
397
00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:44,199
I...
398
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:50,139
I have other ways to make you smile.
399
00:17:51,442 --> 00:17:53,408
Lovely.
400
00:17:58,949 --> 00:18:00,082
Don't stop.
401
00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:02,217
It's just my gallerist.
402
00:18:04,121 --> 00:18:05,320
Larry?
403
00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,623
Yes, it's very sweet of you
404
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,925
to think of me for Art South Beach...
405
00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:12,561
God.
406
00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:17,299
No, I know you're only asking me
because that pussy Jeff Koons
407
00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:19,468
is probably at a DAPL protest.
408
00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,336
Kisses to Alice!
409
00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,571
An art show?
410
00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:24,673
I never knew you were an artist baby...
411
00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:25,974
Miss Honeychurch.
412
00:18:25,976 --> 00:18:27,376
We'll discuss this later.
413
00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:30,813
Mr. Beebe and the others
will be here any moment.
414
00:18:30,815 --> 00:18:32,881
Quick. Quick.
415
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:40,489
Relevance. Hey.
416
00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:42,324
What's up, girl? I changed my mind.
417
00:18:42,326 --> 00:18:44,026
Call that webcam guy, because I'm in.
418
00:18:44,028 --> 00:18:45,093
For real?
419
00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:46,228
Yeah, let's do this.
420
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:49,064
Let's make this money, girl.
421
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:52,701
So, did you always know
you wanted to be a doctor?
422
00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:56,972
No, actually, I wanted to be
a professional break dancer.
423
00:18:56,974 --> 00:18:58,492
- Shut up.
- Yeah.
424
00:18:58,494 --> 00:19:00,008
Oh!
425
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,310
Get it, get it.
426
00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:04,012
That's cute.
427
00:19:04,014 --> 00:19:05,336
Yep.
428
00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,749
But no.
429
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:12,821
The truth is, I watched a lot
of my people die in Haiti,
430
00:19:12,823 --> 00:19:14,089
preventable deaths.
431
00:19:14,091 --> 00:19:18,516
So I guess I just wanted
to right the wrongs.
432
00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:20,495
How about you?
433
00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:23,465
Owning a nail salon,
was it always your dream?
434
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:26,168
I never thought I'd own anything.
435
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:29,805
A Korean girl in the foster home
I was living in
436
00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:31,139
taught me how to do nails,
437
00:19:31,141 --> 00:19:34,610
and I perfected my skill at a strip club
438
00:19:34,612 --> 00:19:36,044
in my neighborhood.
439
00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:38,881
Do not judge me.
440
00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:40,182
Not as a dancer.
441
00:19:40,184 --> 00:19:42,818
I did nails for the strippers.
442
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,253
- Got it?
- Okay.
443
00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:46,321
Yeah.
444
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:49,391
And then a nail place
opened up in my neighborhood,
445
00:19:49,393 --> 00:19:50,659
and me and my best friend, Jenn,
446
00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:52,861
would go there every single day
447
00:19:52,863 --> 00:19:55,764
until we convinced the owner
to hire both of us.
448
00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:57,532
Wow, that's a great story.
449
00:19:57,534 --> 00:20:01,403
I respect a lady who goes
after what she really wants.
450
00:20:01,405 --> 00:20:03,272
Oh, I go after what I want.
451
00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:10,913
You know, I never met anyone
quite like you before.
452
00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:18,754
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
453
00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:21,723
This could be my brother,
and he has special needs.
454
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:22,958
Can you give me one second?
455
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,693
Of course.
456
00:20:24,695 --> 00:20:25,994
Hello?
457
00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:28,096
There's been an unmarked
police car outside the clinic
458
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:29,364
for well over an hour.
459
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,300
Kenneth, you gettin' on my nerves.
460
00:20:31,302 --> 00:20:32,801
Call Bryce.
461
00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,269
I did. He didn't answer.
462
00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,537
Look, if you don't come down soon,
463
00:20:35,539 --> 00:20:36,972
I'm gonna start flushing pills.
464
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,607
And I know that's self-defeating
465
00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:40,242
and it's not necessary,
but you know I'm gonna do it.
466
00:20:40,244 --> 00:20:43,142
I'm gonna do it because
I have no other ideas.
467
00:20:46,483 --> 00:20:50,886
Umm, a fire alarm
is going off at my salon.
468
00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:53,388
It's probably just
a short circuit, but...
469
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,456
So you need to go?
470
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:55,691
Yeah. I'll drive you.
471
00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:57,359
No, no, no.
472
00:20:57,361 --> 00:21:00,762
It's out of the way,
and I could just catch a cab.
473
00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:02,531
But thank you.
474
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:04,266
I had a wonderful time.
475
00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:06,635
Maybe we could do it again.
476
00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:08,303
Gotta go.
477
00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:17,746
Come on, hurry.
478
00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:20,015
Come here, come here, come here.
479
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:23,251
Ken, I left a date with
a hot gynecologist for this.
480
00:21:23,253 --> 00:21:25,220
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
481
00:21:25,222 --> 00:21:26,188
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
482
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,856
See? What's it doing here?
483
00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:29,858
We're being staked out.
484
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,777
What are you doing?
485
00:21:35,265 --> 00:21:37,029
Where are you going?
486
00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,074
Are you gonna say something?
487
00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:43,605
Des! What?
488
00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:45,507
Oh, shit.
489
00:21:45,509 --> 00:21:48,844
Detective Arlene Branch.
Nice to meet you.
490
00:21:54,084 --> 00:21:55,550
Stop looking, Kenneth!
491
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,192
- A cop?
- No bacon.
492
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,928
Hon, you know better.
493
00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:11,329
End this shit, Ann.
494
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,598
Go back to dating
less-complicated women,
495
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,902
like your desperate housewives
with jealous husbands.
496
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,405
Ann.
497
00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:21,657
Thank you.
498
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,442
Why were you even there?
499
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,977
Weren't you supposed to be on a date?
500
00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:30,148
What happened was, Ken called me
having a damn meltdown,
501
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:31,649
and I had to go to the clinic.
502
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,017
Really?
503
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,052
What?
504
00:22:34,054 --> 00:22:35,787
Why y'all looking at me?
505
00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:36,955
Girl.
506
00:22:36,957 --> 00:22:38,890
I know an act of self-sabotage
when I see one.
507
00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:42,649
You are talking to the queen
of masturbatory punishment.
508
00:22:42,651 --> 00:22:43,761
Queens.
509
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,431
Our parents didn't instill us
with a good sense of self-worth.
510
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:49,434
- That's true.
- Knock it off, all of you, okay?
511
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,703
I'm not self-sabotaging.
512
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:55,306
Oh, okay then, go call that mash-up
513
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:59,010
of Common and George Clooney
and apologize.
514
00:22:59,012 --> 00:23:00,878
Offer to make him dinner tonight.
515
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,647
Okay, no.
516
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,015
NailPalm is tomorrow.
517
00:23:04,017 --> 00:23:04,983
I need to rest.
518
00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:06,584
You gotta get a release.
519
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,119
Forget my no-sex policy.
520
00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:13,391
A big O tonight will assure
you a big V mañana.
521
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,866
What? Come on.
522
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:26,004
I can't stand y'all.
Come on, you can do it.
523
00:23:26,006 --> 00:23:27,138
Okay, fine, I'll call him.
524
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:30,708
Oh, hey.
525
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,310
Uhh, she's on the phone.
526
00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:33,811
I brought these as an apology,
527
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:37,548
especially since she recently
saved my life, you know,
528
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,284
but seriously? A cop?
529
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,853
She rocks my world.
530
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,457
You a little stressed?
531
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,893
I mean, you were nearly
murdered by a co-worker.
532
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,261
That would take its toll on anybody.
533
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,497
- I keep reliving it.
- Oh.
534
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:53,965
You should see my pulse.
535
00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:54,832
I don't sleep.
536
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,968
I haven't shit in four days.
537
00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:57,735
It's out of control.
538
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:58,970
Everything is out of control,
539
00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:00,705
and I don't know what I'm gonna...
540
00:24:02,976 --> 00:24:04,142
Oh.
541
00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:07,429
Apologies, but that
had to be done, honey.
542
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,082
What?
543
00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:13,718
- Huh.
- What?
544
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,020
All right, y'all. It's done.
545
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:19,157
Dr. Gregory Ruval will be
at my house tonight
546
00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:20,825
for a home-cooked meal.
547
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,393
What are you gonna cook, though?
548
00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:24,662
I don't think Dr. Ruval
is gonna want a Lean Cuisine.
549
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:29,534
Ann is gonna hook me up
with her famous empanadas.
550
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:31,402
You ain't gonna have
nothin' else to do tonight
551
00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:34,472
since you not dating the little cop.
552
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:38,443
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
553
00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:59,063
Girls!
554
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,698
Go on and get changed.
555
00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:07,772
Hey, hey, Jennifer?
556
00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,700
How'd... How'd you get this house?
557
00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:11,660
What you mean?
558
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,112
Like, 'cause you do nails
like... like my sister,
559
00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:15,613
and then Desi said that Bryce is not
560
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:18,049
a particularly successful life coach.
561
00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:21,953
Uh, and I know a new house
like this costs a lot of money,
562
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,388
so one of you must have a new job
563
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,791
that's greatly improved your salary.
564
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:30,394
I do have a new job...
running the clinic.
565
00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,929
Oh, oh.
566
00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:36,033
And weirdly, I'm better at it
than I am at coaching
567
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,435
or contracting.
568
00:25:37,437 --> 00:25:40,271
And I guess if Uncle Daddy
ever needs some help sometime,
569
00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:41,506
I mean, I might help him.
570
00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:42,473
I mean, look at this house, you know.
571
00:25:43,443 --> 00:25:44,475
Hey! Oh!
572
00:25:44,477 --> 00:25:45,576
Are you okay? Are you okay?
573
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,844
- Let me see that.
- I'm fine.
574
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,813
I'm just gonna... I'ma get some ice.
575
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,248
- I'm fine.
- Are you okay?
576
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,683
She's fine, she's fine.
577
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,086
I got a new job, too,
yeah, body building.
578
00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:57,588
I got invited to a show in South Beach.
579
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,723
Sounds impressive.
580
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,876
Yeah, that's impressive.
581
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,060
Sh-Should I invite Virginia?
582
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:10,902
You know, Dean, abundance in life
583
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:15,072
can only come through abundance in love.
584
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:21,112
Ye-Yeah, but should I...
should I invite Virginia?
585
00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:24,682
Those flowers really brighten things up.
586
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,818
Oh, it's still a dump.
587
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:28,619
- What?
- Oh!
588
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,620
I'm freakin' out.
589
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,422
Oh, what is going on?
590
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,124
The place is a wreck.
591
00:26:33,126 --> 00:26:36,994
I wanted to look
sophisticated for my date.
592
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,697
Instead I think I look like
I'm going to an African prom.
593
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,666
No. I just can't.
594
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,768
You look amazing.
595
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,870
Girl, what is really going on?
596
00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:49,707
This man is handsome and well-dressed.
597
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,108
He got an M.D. in cootchie.
598
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,644
I mean, what does he want
to date me for?
599
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:57,048
You're a gorgeous,
talented badass, that's why.
600
00:26:57,050 --> 00:27:00,184
- Ooh.
- You should wear this.
601
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,654
It reminds me of what
Jen Aniston wore to her 40th.
602
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,323
Gosh, she was luminous.
603
00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:06,424
Put it back.
604
00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:09,193
Put it back.
605
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,361
Food's up.
606
00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:11,495
It smells so good.
607
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,997
Come here.
608
00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:17,101
I am so lucky to have y'all.
609
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:20,338
I love y'all, and thank you for tonight.
610
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:24,842
Rest up, 'cause tomorrow,
we gots to kill it.
611
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,982
Hey, uh, Jenn.
Is everything okay with Dean?
612
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:32,984
Yeah, yeah, he's playing
Monopoly with the girls.
613
00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:37,655
Um, I got some bad news.
I banged up my thumb real bad.
614
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,257
I just got back from Urgent Care,
615
00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:41,092
and there's no way I'm gonna
be able to compete tomorrow.
616
00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:44,328
Shit! So Virginia's on the team now?
617
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,430
Her acrylics are raggedy.
618
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,598
I'm so sorry, babe.
619
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,000
Maybe the judges will be blind.
620
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,636
You know how important NailPalm is.
621
00:27:51,638 --> 00:27:54,972
Why were you using a hammer, anyway?
622
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,674
What were you doing, putting up
623
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:59,010
a Goddamn Mona Lisa in your new mansion?
624
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,478
Don't you have servants for that?
625
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,079
That's not fair.
626
00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:04,548
Don't even get me started
on what fair is, Jenn,
627
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,817
if you...
628
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,586
I gotta go.
629
00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:20,015
Hi.
630
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:22,166
I'm Gregory.
631
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:25,369
Gregory, this is Quiet Ann and Polly,
632
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,904
and they were just leaving.
633
00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:30,408
Wow, you are as scrumptious
as a Georgia peach pie.
634
00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:32,243
Okay.
635
00:28:32,245 --> 00:28:35,379
Eat him up! Lick the filling!
636
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,953
My friends are crazy.
637
00:28:41,955 --> 00:28:47,224
Listen, thank you for
giving me a second chance.
638
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:52,130
Well, it takes more than one
fire alarm to scare me away.
639
00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:54,258
How about that?
640
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,218
You hungry?
641
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,235
Yes.
642
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,338
So nice to have dinner with a gentleman.
643
00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:04,375
The secret to a sexy look
is three-point lighting
644
00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:05,576
with some bounce.
645
00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:07,044
Right, okay.
646
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,679
This your first time?
647
00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:10,982
Oh, no, I used to do
phone sex back in the day.
648
00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:12,316
I'm totally cool.
649
00:29:13,987 --> 00:29:16,754
Well, as soon as I posted your picture,
650
00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:19,491
I got 500 new subscribers.
651
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,325
Wow.
652
00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:24,462
Yeah, I find that Asians
make the best rabbits.
653
00:29:24,464 --> 00:29:26,330
Okay. Um...
654
00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:30,134
All right, so what kind
of moves were you thinking?
655
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:33,237
Some bunny hops, a tail wiggle, um...
656
00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:35,940
little noises?
657
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,260
Uh, what are you...
658
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:42,913
So, usually the order is cowgirl,
659
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,448
then missionary,
660
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:48,437
and then we end with doggie,
which we refer to as bunny.
661
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,921
Uh, okay, my friend, Relevance,
662
00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,124
said it was just gonna be me dancing.
663
00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,860
Well, your friend dropped the details.
664
00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:59,663
Okay, well, no problem,
just a misunderstanding.
665
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:01,565
Oh, oh, oh, oh, where you going?
666
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:02,767
I'm leaving.
667
00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:04,301
Bitch, I already paid you.
668
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,270
Okay, here, look, take the money back.
669
00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:09,306
No, I've got 500 horny guys online
670
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:10,908
paying big bucks to watch this.
671
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,143
No, I don't think so, you stay.
672
00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,677
Okay, look, that's not my problem.
673
00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:14,645
It is your problem!
674
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,281
Get off of me! Ugh!
675
00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:25,557
Let me be straightforward with you.
676
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,936
I've been doing the online thing...
677
00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:34,198
the hookups, the flakes, everything.
678
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,903
What I'm looking for
is consistency, companionship,
679
00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,447
something real.
680
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:47,812
Umm, let me say hustlers, check.
681
00:30:47,814 --> 00:30:50,448
Losers, check.
682
00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:54,819
I'm, um...
683
00:30:54,821 --> 00:30:57,388
Something real would be nice.
684
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,342
Go ahead, get it.
685
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,376
You sure?
686
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,212
No, please.
687
00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,214
Okay. I'll make it quick.
688
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,318
Fast, fast, fast. One second.
689
00:31:28,588 --> 00:31:30,788
This better be an emergency.
690
00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:32,289
You have to help me.
691
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,558
I was supposed to dance like
a bunny on this webcam thing,
692
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,428
but now the guy wants
to have sex with me.
693
00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:38,629
Girl, bye.
694
00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,664
Please, listen, I'm serious.
695
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:41,932
He tried to put his hands on me.
696
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,000
I can't get out of here.
697
00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,928
Open the door!
698
00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:48,038
I'm on my way.
699
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,579
147 Coconut Drive.
700
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:56,847
Um, I have an emergency,
and, uh, I need to leave.
701
00:31:56,849 --> 00:31:58,942
Sounds very familiar.
702
00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,152
I'm sorry.
703
00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:03,053
Time to come out, little bunny.
704
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,221
We go live in 3 minutes.
705
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,956
Stay the hell away from me!
706
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,892
Open the Goddamn door!
707
00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:12,329
Where is she?!
708
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,565
Virginia! Kick his ass!
709
00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:16,634
Virginia!
710
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,103
Run!
711
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,072
Go!
712
00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:26,744
So, whatcha gonna watch now?
713
00:32:28,881 --> 00:32:30,581
What is wrong with you, China Doll?
714
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:34,144
Why do you keep doing stupid shit?
715
00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:37,354
What else am I supposed to do?
716
00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:40,291
I worked so hard to get my nails better,
717
00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:42,326
for all of you guys to like me,
718
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,321
to be a part of your stupid...
719
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:49,099
I'm sorry for ruining your date.
720
00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,068
What you need to be sorry about is that
721
00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:53,971
you almost got yourself
killed back there.
722
00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:56,273
Ain't you tired yet, Virginia?
723
00:32:56,275 --> 00:33:00,277
Sucking dick, turning trick,
all this nonsense.
724
00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:04,415
Girl.
725
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:07,636
There's a certain type of dirty
you can't wash out.
726
00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,655
Get your shit together, Virginia.
727
00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,433
You hear me?
728
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,161
Get it together.
Get a good night's rest,
729
00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,363
'cause you're competing
at NailPalm tomorrow.
730
00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:20,564
What?
731
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:21,765
What?
732
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:22,900
I'm going?!
733
00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:24,134
Ain't that what I just said?
734
00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,970
Ann, I'm going to NailPa...
735
00:33:25,972 --> 00:33:26,971
You are.
736
00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:28,038
Oh, my God.
737
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,206
Thank you!
738
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,208
Okay, okay, okay.
739
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,477
Ann, am I really going to NailPalm?
740
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,704
You're going.
741
00:33:34,729 --> 00:33:36,665
Okay.
742
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,582
Ann, step on it.
743
00:33:47,332 --> 00:33:49,132
What is wrong with your face?
744
00:33:49,134 --> 00:33:50,700
I hate my roller set.
745
00:33:50,702 --> 00:33:52,202
I feel like I look like Curly Sue.
746
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:56,306
Girl, you are giving me
Diana Ross realness, okay?
747
00:33:56,308 --> 00:33:58,108
Well, I'll take it.
748
00:33:58,110 --> 00:33:59,175
Be still.
749
00:33:59,177 --> 00:34:01,745
Spillsie, I ran out on
the good doctor again
750
00:34:01,747 --> 00:34:03,279
'cause of Virginia's bullshit.
751
00:34:03,281 --> 00:34:04,581
No, you did not.
752
00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,416
Yes, I did, and I
haven't heard from him,
753
00:34:06,418 --> 00:34:08,418
so I know he thinks I'm a flake.
754
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,020
He does not think you are a flake.
755
00:34:10,022 --> 00:34:12,422
You have a complicated life.
756
00:34:12,424 --> 00:34:13,757
Wait.
757
00:34:13,759 --> 00:34:15,892
And Virginia is an idiot.
758
00:34:17,362 --> 00:34:18,661
Babe, do I need to say the thing
759
00:34:18,663 --> 00:34:20,063
about the fish in the sea?
760
00:34:20,065 --> 00:34:21,664
There's so many...
You know how many piranhas
761
00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:23,233
I had to rim before I met Bryce?
762
00:34:24,569 --> 00:34:26,002
I know the last few days
have been eventful,
763
00:34:26,004 --> 00:34:29,406
but we're gonna turn shit around.
764
00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:31,636
What happened with your thumb?
765
00:34:32,711 --> 00:34:34,010
I hurt it.
766
00:34:34,012 --> 00:34:35,578
Bryce let on that
he's gonna be doing more
767
00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:37,380
than just the clinic with Uncle Daddy,
768
00:34:37,382 --> 00:34:39,149
but we talked about it,
769
00:34:39,151 --> 00:34:41,354
and I feel like it's gonna be fine.
770
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,020
Y'all were doing so good.
771
00:34:44,022 --> 00:34:45,855
Yeah, I know, but now,
you know, with the house,
772
00:34:45,857 --> 00:34:47,190
it's a little more complicated,
773
00:34:47,192 --> 00:34:49,659
and I just feel like
if we get a few months,
774
00:34:49,661 --> 00:34:51,194
- then we'll be able...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
775
00:34:51,196 --> 00:34:55,498
You were the one that said
the Hussers were like quicksand,
776
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,667
and you were right, okay?
777
00:34:57,669 --> 00:35:01,538
Uncle Daddy is... is
an unhinged lunatic.
778
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,139
Girl.
779
00:35:03,141 --> 00:35:06,309
You gonna have to give that house back.
780
00:35:06,311 --> 00:35:08,845
- What?
- It's not worth it.
781
00:35:08,847 --> 00:35:10,213
Well, that's easy for you to say, Des.
782
00:35:10,215 --> 00:35:12,082
I got kids to think about.
I got a family.
783
00:35:12,084 --> 00:35:13,817
I am thinking about your family.
784
00:35:13,819 --> 00:35:15,585
- For real?
- Yeah.
785
00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:16,786
You're not a little bit mad
786
00:35:16,788 --> 00:35:18,054
that I got the house that you wanted?
787
00:35:18,056 --> 00:35:20,423
- Wow.
- 'Cause it seems like you are.
788
00:35:20,425 --> 00:35:22,325
Okay, that right there is not fair.
789
00:35:22,327 --> 00:35:24,494
What's not fair is that you
think that I don't deserve it,
790
00:35:24,496 --> 00:35:26,062
that I didn't work hard.
791
00:35:26,064 --> 00:35:28,164
I can't have nice things,
my girls can't have nice things?
792
00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:31,701
I don't understand.
Why can't you be happy for me?
793
00:35:31,703 --> 00:35:33,069
Happy for you?
794
00:35:33,071 --> 00:35:35,905
You want me to be happy
for you that your husband
795
00:35:35,907 --> 00:35:38,675
is officially in the Dixie Mafia,
796
00:35:38,677 --> 00:35:40,043
- which...
- Shh.
797
00:35:40,045 --> 00:35:43,279
which makes you officially a mob wife.
798
00:35:43,281 --> 00:35:44,581
What does that make you?
799
00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:46,749
Are we not doing the exact same thing?
800
00:35:46,751 --> 00:35:48,118
My situation is different.
801
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,720
Girl, can you come down off the cross?
802
00:35:50,722 --> 00:35:52,422
We need the wood.
803
00:35:52,424 --> 00:35:54,469
You don't think this is
just a little bit hypocritical?
804
00:35:55,393 --> 00:35:57,026
You know what? I love you.
805
00:35:57,028 --> 00:36:00,430
I'm gonna go inside and get a good seat
806
00:36:00,432 --> 00:36:01,698
so I can support you,
807
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,566
which is what real friends do.
808
00:36:22,087 --> 00:36:23,553
Clay.
809
00:36:23,555 --> 00:36:24,821
Chip.
810
00:36:24,823 --> 00:36:26,156
That the new partner?
811
00:36:26,158 --> 00:36:28,691
How's it going?
812
00:36:28,693 --> 00:36:30,193
We got nothing in common.
813
00:36:30,195 --> 00:36:33,796
Doesn't go to the track
or drink, doesn't even watch TV,
814
00:36:33,798 --> 00:36:35,298
not even the "NCIS's."
815
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,533
- Chip.
- What?
816
00:36:36,535 --> 00:36:37,934
Don't let the fact that
I haven't shot you yet
817
00:36:37,936 --> 00:36:39,969
signal interest in your words.
818
00:36:39,971 --> 00:36:42,058
I just want to know
if she gonna be a problem.
819
00:36:42,841 --> 00:36:44,908
I've met chipmunks smarter
than that one.
820
00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:46,646
That's what I want to hear.
821
00:36:47,078 --> 00:36:49,746
I got a little thank you
for the Coombs situation.
822
00:36:49,748 --> 00:36:51,414
Ooh, thank you.
823
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:53,249
I'll bring you up to Georgia,
824
00:36:53,251 --> 00:36:55,985
see about getting you a role
in our expansion up there.
825
00:36:55,987 --> 00:36:58,241
I like the sound of that. Thank you.
826
00:37:03,161 --> 00:37:05,061
Why can't you be happy for me?
827
00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:08,752
That's what real friends do.
828
00:37:21,213 --> 00:37:24,414
Hello, welcome to NailPalm!
829
00:37:28,587 --> 00:37:30,687
I'm your host, Peggy Lipton.
830
00:37:32,891 --> 00:37:34,224
Here you go, folks.
831
00:37:34,226 --> 00:37:38,661
The theme for Round 1 is
Signs of Springtime.
832
00:37:38,663 --> 00:37:41,130
You've got 20 minutes. Go!
833
00:37:53,578 --> 00:37:56,346
Round 2, Travel Through Time.
834
00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:20,603
Round 3, Female Icons.
835
00:38:26,344 --> 00:38:28,077
As the rhythm designed to bounce
836
00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:49,832
The teams that will compete
in the finals are...
837
00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:53,670
Mrs. Kim's Best Nail Girls...
838
00:38:53,672 --> 00:38:55,805
and Desna's Divas.
839
00:39:02,213 --> 00:39:05,181
Now, the best stylist from each team
840
00:39:05,183 --> 00:39:08,751
will compete in
a head-to-head challenge.
841
00:39:08,753 --> 00:39:10,753
You got this.
842
00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:29,238
You know, it's been a while
since I've exposed my...
843
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:34,711
my life, my art to anyone, Mr. Emerson.
844
00:39:34,713 --> 00:39:37,358
And it's very difficult for me.
845
00:39:38,016 --> 00:39:39,082
My dearest.
846
00:39:39,084 --> 00:39:40,570
I-It's very difficult.
847
00:39:41,152 --> 00:39:45,955
My deepest desire is to know
all of you, Miss Honeychurch.
848
00:39:45,957 --> 00:39:47,994
Every little bit of you.
849
00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:52,228
Actually, I
want to know all of you, Gladys.
850
00:39:54,232 --> 00:39:55,998
Aah! Not Gladys.
851
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,468
We've been over this. Miss Honeychurch.
852
00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:01,037
You can keep on shocking me,
853
00:40:01,039 --> 00:40:03,840
but...
854
00:40:03,842 --> 00:40:07,176
Oh, oh!
855
00:40:07,178 --> 00:40:08,411
Aah!
856
00:40:13,785 --> 00:40:16,953
I want to know all of you.
857
00:40:16,955 --> 00:40:18,287
Aah!
858
00:40:18,289 --> 00:40:20,752
But you will reveal yourself to me,
859
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,326
all of you.
860
00:40:25,930 --> 00:40:28,264
This is destiny.
861
00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:29,866
Show me.
862
00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:50,353
It's called "Woolly Knickers."
863
00:40:50,355 --> 00:40:53,656
It's constructed entirely
from pubic hair collected
864
00:40:53,658 --> 00:40:57,397
at the Hernando Correctional Institute.
865
00:40:58,029 --> 00:41:00,263
It won me a MacArthur Genius Grant,
866
00:41:00,265 --> 00:41:02,632
but some douche critic called it
867
00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:06,569
a ludicrously conceived,
pompously titled joke.
868
00:41:09,374 --> 00:41:11,240
You hate it.
869
00:41:11,242 --> 00:41:15,144
I don't know why I thought
somebody like you would like it.
870
00:41:19,544 --> 00:41:21,884
It's just so beautiful.
871
00:41:25,790 --> 00:41:27,290
And then there were two.
872
00:41:27,292 --> 00:41:30,460
Our last theme is Self Portrait.
873
00:41:30,462 --> 00:41:33,596
Ladies, look deep inside yourself.
874
00:41:33,598 --> 00:41:35,198
Who are you?
875
00:41:39,204 --> 00:41:41,437
You're a hypocrite, Desna.
876
00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:11,133
Jennifer, this is
making me very anxious.
877
00:42:11,135 --> 00:42:12,568
I know, baby, she's gonna pull through.
878
00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:13,528
She's gonna pull through.
879
00:42:13,553 --> 00:42:15,905
- Watch, watch.
- Okay.
880
00:42:15,907 --> 00:42:17,240
Hey!
881
00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:19,208
Come on, girl. You got this.
882
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:20,376
You better get it.
883
00:42:20,378 --> 00:42:22,478
Come on! Come on, girl.
884
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,579
You got this!
885
00:42:23,581 --> 00:42:25,081
It's okay, Desna, you can do it.
886
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:28,150
- Yeah, we're right here.
- We got you.
887
00:42:28,152 --> 00:42:29,185
Who's better than you?
888
00:42:29,187 --> 00:42:30,720
- Nobody.
- Come on, Des.
889
00:42:32,023 --> 00:42:33,990
That's right! That's right.
890
00:42:33,992 --> 00:42:35,992
Yes.
891
00:42:35,994 --> 00:42:37,193
Whoo! All right!
892
00:42:37,195 --> 00:42:38,628
Don't cry, Des. Don't cry.
893
00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:41,464
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
894
00:42:41,466 --> 00:42:43,299
Whoo!
895
00:42:46,404 --> 00:42:48,271
Oh, she rolling up her sleeves now.
896
00:42:48,273 --> 00:42:50,439
- Hey!
- Yeah!
897
00:42:52,443 --> 00:42:55,611
Yes, babe!
898
00:42:55,613 --> 00:42:57,246
Whoo, come on, now!
899
00:42:57,248 --> 00:43:00,550
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
900
00:43:00,552 --> 00:43:03,886
Ooh, you got this.
901
00:43:03,888 --> 00:43:07,623
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
902
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:14,130
Yes, yes, yes!
903
00:43:14,132 --> 00:43:15,331
Yes she will! Come on, now!
904
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,366
That's right, that's right!
905
00:43:31,006 --> 00:43:35,213
Ladies, can you please explain
your work to the judges?
906
00:43:35,267 --> 00:43:37,166
Of course.
907
00:43:37,168 --> 00:43:40,903
My parents immigrated
to this country with nothing,
908
00:43:40,905 --> 00:43:44,107
and now I own my own business.
909
00:43:44,109 --> 00:43:45,408
I'm proud of myself.
910
00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:47,076
My nails reflect my pride.
911
00:43:47,078 --> 00:43:52,982
Like me, they are strong,
female, and professional.
912
00:43:52,984 --> 00:43:54,117
Thank you so much.
913
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:58,054
And Desna, can you explain your nails?
914
00:44:04,963 --> 00:44:11,234
My life hasn't been easy, ever.
915
00:44:11,236 --> 00:44:14,771
I watched people around me
get the success I dreamed of,
916
00:44:14,773 --> 00:44:17,473
and because of that,
I made some mistakes.
917
00:44:19,477 --> 00:44:22,779
But I got my brother, and I got my crew.
918
00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:31,821
And um, my nails... those nails are me.
919
00:44:31,823 --> 00:44:37,366
They are chaotic,
complicated, but loving.
920
00:44:38,229 --> 00:44:40,063
Loved.
921
00:44:42,934 --> 00:44:44,967
That's all I got.
922
00:44:44,969 --> 00:44:46,803
Thank you.
923
00:44:52,477 --> 00:44:57,480
And the winner of NailPalm 2017
924
00:44:57,482 --> 00:45:03,119
and the $15,000 prize is...
925
00:45:03,121 --> 00:45:04,253
Desna Simms!
926
00:45:04,255 --> 00:45:07,890
Oh! Me?!
927
00:45:07,892 --> 00:45:10,827
Oh, my God!
928
00:45:19,904 --> 00:45:24,374
Oh, my God.
929
00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:26,409
Oh, my God!
930
00:45:32,584 --> 00:45:37,120
What... What... What are you doing here?
931
00:45:37,122 --> 00:45:40,638
Can I interest you
in a congratulatory drink?
932
00:45:42,394 --> 00:45:44,961
I was gonna go celebrate with my girls,
933
00:45:44,963 --> 00:45:47,812
but you're welcome to come with us.
934
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,234
- I would love to.
- Yeah?
935
00:45:51,236 --> 00:45:52,435
This is for you.
936
00:45:52,437 --> 00:45:54,303
Thank you.
937
00:45:54,305 --> 00:45:55,538
I'm gonna introduce you.
938
00:45:55,540 --> 00:45:58,074
They're gonna be weird, though, okay?
939
00:45:58,076 --> 00:45:59,275
- Hey.
- Hello.
940
00:45:59,277 --> 00:46:00,743
Are those all your real teeth?
941
00:46:00,745 --> 00:46:03,279
They are beautiful.
942
00:46:06,017 --> 00:46:08,985
Baby.
943
00:46:08,987 --> 00:46:11,143
You gotta go to your art show.
944
00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:13,689
You have to.
945
00:46:13,691 --> 00:46:17,059
I mean, look at these creations.
946
00:46:17,061 --> 00:46:19,595
They speak to
the Goddamn human experience.
947
00:46:19,597 --> 00:46:22,432
But how could I leave you?
948
00:46:22,434 --> 00:46:24,033
Oh, I-I-I'll be fine.
949
00:46:24,035 --> 00:46:26,235
You'll leave a little food by the bed,
950
00:46:26,237 --> 00:46:30,506
and maybe extend the chain
just an inch or two
951
00:46:30,508 --> 00:46:32,356
so I can use the toilet.
952
00:46:34,179 --> 00:46:36,779
I shall go to Art South Beach,
953
00:46:36,781 --> 00:46:39,916
Mr. Emerson, with you as my muse.
954
00:46:39,918 --> 00:46:42,051
I will show Jerry Salz
955
00:46:42,053 --> 00:46:48,291
and those other poseurs
what real art is.
956
00:46:48,293 --> 00:46:52,061
I'm gonna run to the art store
before it closes.
957
00:46:52,063 --> 00:46:53,463
Supplies!
958
00:46:53,465 --> 00:46:54,997
Supplies.
959
00:46:54,999 --> 00:46:57,867
Hurry back!
960
00:47:06,945 --> 00:47:11,013
Who is this? Oh, Mr. Emerson!
961
00:47:11,015 --> 00:47:16,118
You got me so riled up that
I forgot my... my telephone.
962
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,820
Screw the art store.
963
00:47:17,822 --> 00:47:19,622
I'll go tomorrow.
964
00:47:21,459 --> 00:47:23,025
Thanks for dropping me off, Jennifer.
965
00:47:23,027 --> 00:47:27,663
So, Virginia and I are going
to go to South Beach together.
966
00:47:27,665 --> 00:47:29,398
Uh, does your sister know?
967
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,733
Well, not yet.
968
00:47:30,735 --> 00:47:32,768
Here are the pencils your kids wanted.
969
00:47:32,770 --> 00:47:35,505
That's those real-estate people?
970
00:47:35,507 --> 00:47:37,106
Why'd you do that?
971
00:47:37,108 --> 00:47:39,308
Yeah, they... they hurt me
when I was little.
972
00:47:39,310 --> 00:47:41,577
Desna said one day karma
was gonna get them,
973
00:47:41,579 --> 00:47:43,112
and karma did.