- [rain spattering]
- ♪
- Hey, Cole!
- [computer beeping]
- [thunder rumbling]
- COMPUTER VOICE: Urgent! Liquid detected!
Important! Locate shelter immediately!
- [rain spattering]
- Saved ya.
- This is a debacle. Nice job, Lucia.
- How can you blame me? I didn't cause the rain.
- True. But it was your idea to test
our electrolyte sports beverage prototype on the tennis team.
I wanted to use the lacrosse team.
They practice in the rain.
- Hey! - Hi, Tammy.
Wanna try our new sports drink?
- I'll need to take your blood sample, first,
and then another one 20 minutes afterwards.
- Oh, and what have you eaten today?
- I don't want any of your stupid drink.
[sighs]
- Why are you standing out in the rain?
- Cole's tennis practice is definitely cancelled.
The northern shift in the jet stream action
resulted in this moist-tropical air.
- Did I ask for a weather report?
- Maybe if you had, you wouldn't be all wet now.
- Oh! Can you believe her?
- LUCIA: Cole's talking to the new girl.
- So? - So, Tammy likes Cole.
If Cole likes the new girl,
it'll create a love triangle that...
Wait. It's not a love triangle.
It's just a love acute angle.
OMG.
- Would you put a sock in it, Lucia?
[sighs]
That's two strikes on Little Miss Equation-stealer.
- ♪
- I saw you just standing here getting soaked and...
[laughs] I guess a little rain never hurt anybody.
- On the contrary.
Contact with moisture of any kind
can cause catastrophic system failure.
- For your computer? In your backpack?
Anyway, it's a good thing I had an umbrella.
- Agreed. Thank you. - COLE: Wait--
- ♪
- [laughs]
- FRANKIE: Defeated. Sagittarius.
At the Creation. Vibes.
- I know, Frankie.
- Bricks. The in-mat. Hung the way. Don't chip much.
- Whoa, word salad.
I think our robot is defective.
Is she still under warranty?
Let's return her and get a smart TV instead.
- [bowl clatters]
- Je...Jenny Gaines. Impossibility. Culture. Morning.
- Frankie got a little wet.
- I am fi... fi...fi...fine.
- Seriously, Mom, is she okay?
Is this going to be like last time?
Are you going to-- - Definitely not.
Look, she's going to be fine.
Frankie, please run your system diagnostics.
- [computer beeping] - Wet circuits.
Your robot contains moisture-sensitive components.
Your mileage may vary. Batteries not included.
- This is serious. I can't leave her.
Do you know where the supermarket is?
- Yes, it's just down the block.
- Here's what we'll need,
and ask someone at the store to help you.
And to get it all back here,
you're going to have to "borrow" a shopping cart.
- Borrow?
You mean "steal"?
You're telling your own daughter to steal?
- Oh, it's not stealing, it's borrowing...
without asking.
- ♪
- JENNY: That was so awesome.
- I think... something's happening.
- Dr. Mom, why am I sitting in a bathtub
full of dehydrated grains?
- It's instant rice, Frankie.
It's absorbing the moisture from your circuits.
- Oh, like what you do when you drop
a phone in the toilet.
Uh, I mean, I think it's working.
- Oh, no, Frankie, stay there.
You're gonna be okay-- I hope.
- [computer beeps] - Running diagnostics.
Processor: Pass.
Network Interface Controller: Pass.
Memory: Pass.
System Architecture: Fail.
- [computer beeping]
- Is that bad?
- Well, let's not rush to any conclusions.
I need to look inside.
- [zipper unzips]
- Well, gross and fine motor skills look all right.
Now for the higher functions.
Uh-oh. - What?
- Her main board overheated and melted some circuits.
- ♪ Feels like things are getting real, real ♪
♪ Never felt so alive, never felt so alive ♪
♪ Feels like things are getting real, real ♪
♪ Feels like things are getting real ♪♪
- ♪
- [computer beeping]
- MOM: I've never seen anything like this before.
- I'm sorry, Mom. I know you like her.
I was just joking about returning her.
Can you fix her?
- Well, it looks like she's fixed herself.
She's different now-- not the way I made her.
When the circuits cooled, they formed new pathways.
- So, what does that mean?
- I don't know. Maybe nothing.
Maybe it will change her.
- Change her how?
- Uh...I'm not sure.
We'll have to wait and see.
So, in the meantime-- - JENNY: Eeeee!
- --we'll keep a close eye on her.
Well, she still likes you. That's a good sign.
- Get her off of me.
- Aw, isn't having a sister great?
- PEGSI: [groaning]
It's a bit of a tight squeeze.
I don't see how Santa Claus does it.
I'm in. Commencing search.
- What...what do you see?
- The Gaines' home is vacant,
and it looks like they left in a rush.
- Oh, I was afraid of that.
- May I return to EGG?
- No, no, you stay there and search for anything
that can help us find them.
I need that android.
- Must I?
- [laughs] What's the matter, PEGSI?
You're not scared, are you?
- Mr. Kingston, I'm a machine designed
to execute tasks with speed and precision.
I don't get "scared."
Okay, I'm a little scared.
- [doorbell rings]
- Is your mom home?
- Uh, hello to you, too.
Mom!
- Oh, hi, James.
We're just about to sit down for dinner,
but why don't you join us?
- Oh, I'd love to.
- Oh, hey, James. How are you doing?
I'll just set another place for...
for me, I guess.
- So, what's going on?
- I heard from a contact at EGG,
Kingston is on the war path.
He's got a whole team
trying to track down you and Frankie.
- Uh, Mom? - Not now.
I mean, that's not a surprise.
- Mom? - Just lay low, okay?
- Mom! - Frankie, no!
You know you can't eat.
You have no digestive mechanisms.
Why did you do that?
- She was imitating Mr. Peters.
- What do you mean imitating me?
I don't eat like that.
- She was? That's peculiar.
Could she be...no, no, that's...that's impossible.
- What?
- Well, it's called "mirroring."
It's one of the first social developments
human babies exhibit.
- Ha! So, Frankie's like a giant baby?
- Is it possible that she's developing
human emotional traits?
- It sounds more like a code glitch to me.
- Yeah, you're probably right.
- All right. Now we're ready to eat.
Looks like microwave pizza, it is.
- Be right back.
I just need to use your facilities.
- What kind of facilities?
Government? Medical? Educational?
- He's just using a fancy term for "bathroom."
- Ah, I will file that word under category "bathroom,"
subcategory "fancy."
- Great. Now that we've all discussed in detail
where I'm going...
excuse me.
- ♪
- [typing on keyboard]
Don't worry, Sigourney,
I promise I'll use all your research for a good cause...
[chuckling]
...helping me win the Robel Prize.
[chuckling]
- ♪
- Will, would you mind doing the dishes tonight?
I have some work I have to finish up.
- Not a problem.
I don't even have to wash my plate.
The perks of frozen pizza.
- It sure was nice of Mr. Peters
to do what he does for us.
- I know. He's a good friend.
- Why did he leave EGG?
- Oh, he and Mr. Kingston just couldn't get along.
[laughs] I remember this one time,
Kingston really gave it to him,
after he caught James stealing toilet paper
from the employee lavatory. - JENNY: [laughs]
- "Lavatory." Another term for "bathroom."
Also, "washroom," "restroom,"
"water closet," "latrine,"
"commode," "outhouse," and "john."
Oh, and "facilities." - JENNY: [laughs]
- ♪
- [typing on keyboard]
[chuckling] Yes!
It's working! [chuckling]
All of that beautiful data will soon be mine...
and yours, my boy...
and then we get rid of Frankie.
- ♪
- COMPUTER VOICE: Agenda Item 1. Starting in five minutes.
AP Math.
Room 147.
- Hi.
How's my umbrella doing?
- Umbrellas are inanimate objects
that cannot communicate.
Thus, I cannot tell you how it is doing.
- [laughs] I guess you're right.
You got me there.
We haven't been introduced.
I'm Cole.
- There are three Coles at Sepulveda High--
Cole Mason, Cole Presejian, and Cole Reyes.
Which Cole are you?
- Cole Reyes.
Brother of Dayton Reyes.
211 South Sycamore Avenue.
- Uh, right.
And you are?
- I am Frankie.
- Well, it's...it's nice to meet you, Frankie.
Well, I should...go. Sorry.
- Goodbye, Cole Reyes.
It was nice to see you.
- Hey, Frankie, uh...
do you maybe wanna...
eat lunch with me today?
- I don't eat lunch.
But I could sit next to you and watch you eat.
- You could?
I mean, you'd wanna do that?
I mean, that's great.
I'll see you at lunch time.
- ♪
- Okay, so, you're all familiar with a spelling bee, huh?
Okay, well, this competition, follows the same format
except with math.
Get a question right, you stay in.
Get it wrong, ya sit down.
Any questions?
Any questions about the math bee and only the math bee?
Let's start with...
Frankie.
What is the measure of the interior angles
of a regular decagon?
- One hundred, forty-four degrees.
- Correct.
Tammy. Ten. Zero. Thirteen. Negative three.
Sixteen. Negative six.
What's the next number in the sequence?
- Duh. Nineteen.
- Correct.
- ♪
♪
- Well, it looks like we have a tie.
Congratulations-- - [bell rings]
- TAMMY: No one's leaving.
We settle this here and now.
- Yeah, I have another class coming in--
- A tie-breaker.
- All right.
When you divide a circle's circumference by its diameter,
you get-- - The number pi! I win!
- I'm not done.
Pi is not an exact number.
Your tie-breaking challenge--
whoever writes out pi to the most digits,
when the next bell rings, wins.
- Yes, I eat "pi" for breakfast.
Let's go.
- Begin!
- ♪
- TAMMY: Top this.
- ♪
- Well, she has to have messed up somewhere.
- Hold on, my eyes are starting to cross,
but it's...
it's all correct.
Frankie wins! Congratulations!
- Yes! Go, Frankie!
- Oh, and congratulations to you, too, Tammy.
You beat your previous personal pi record.
- TAMMY: Save it!
- DAYTON: [laughing]
Nice job.
- [palm slap] - DAYTON: [laughs]
That was awesome,
and beating Tammy, oh, that must have felt good.
- I'm not sure how that felt.
- Well, it made me feel good.
Man, you're good at math.
- I'm not a man, I'm an adolescent female.
- Huh?
Oh? [laughs] Oh, good one.
- But thank you for the compliment.
I have a compliment for you.
- Oh, no, you don't--
- You are the nicest person I have ever met.
- Really? [laughs]
I think we're gonna be great friends, Frankie Gaines.
- I think we are, too, Dayton Reyes.
- Wow, you're a super-strong hugger.
[groans]
Hey, uh, I've been thinking.
Do you maybe wanna hang out after school?
I'm working on my solar-powered motorized skateboard,
and I could use a brain like yours to do some calculations.
- Yes, I would love to help you with that.
- Great!
I still can't believe how far you went on writing out pi.
Is math, like, in your DNA or something?
- Yes, you could say that.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- Tammy, are you okay?
- Of course. I'm fine.
Why do you ask?
- Your face is all--
- Gorgeous!
And perfectly symmetrical.
Research has shown that people consider facial symmetry
to be an indicator of beauty, health,
and genetic fitness.
- I was gonna say it was splotchy.
- It's a result of venous dilation.
[gasps] Let's measure your blood pressure.
- Get that thing away from me.
- Why are you so mad?
'Cause you lost the math bee?
- I didn't lose the bee. It was stolen from me.
The new girl obviously cheated me.
There's no way she could have memorized
that many numbers.
- Here come the blotches again.
- [hyperventilating]
There's something funky about that Frankie--
and I'm gonna find out what.
- You sure you don't wanna eat something?
You need fuel to keep your energy up.
- No, thank you. I recharge all night.
- All night? [laughs] What do you eat?
- Power. - Power?
Is that some kind of protein bar?
And you eat 'em all night? How much can you eat?
- Approximately 10 gigawatts an hour.
- I wouldn't mind trying them. Maybe you could hook me up.
- I could hook you up to my power source.
But I think you'd find the experience unpleasant.
- [laughing]
You're kind of an odd duck, Frankie Gaines, you know that?
- I've been mistaken for both a man and a duck today.
But I'm an adolescent female. - COLE: [laughs]
- DAYTON: Hey. - Hello, Dayton Reyes.
Hello, Byron Patrick.
- I'm surprised my new friend already knows my brother.
- I'm surprised my new friend already knows my sister.
- I'm surprised no one at this table,
is interested in me in the slightest.
- Repetition is a comic device.
Ha, ha, ha, I get it.
- COLE: [laughing]
Isn't Frankie hilarious?
- You should have seen Tammy's face
when she lost the math bee.
She was all...
- BYRON & COLE: [laughing]
- Everybody's talking about it.
- Everybody's talking about what?
- Climate change?
[laughs]
[sighs]
- COMPUTER VOICE: Incoming video call from Dr. Mom.
- What's with you?
- I'm getting a call from Dr. Mom.
- Who?
- And your phone...
do you have some kind of ringtone
that only dogs can hear?
Are you a dog?
- I am not a dog, nor a man, nor a duck.
- Okay, what is she even talking about?
- Okay, Tammy, chill. - [computer beeping]
- Hi, Frankie.
Don't say anything if there are other kids around.
Go somewhere you can be alone. I'll hold.
- Excuse me. I must go somewhere to be alone.
- Okay, someone's moody.
- PEGSI: Come on, nerds, give me something I can use.
- What have you got for me, PEGSI?
- PEGSI: I'm afraid there's nothing yet, sir.
- Well, how can that be? I...
People don't just vanish into thin air.
Have you checked all of their social media accounts?
- PEGSI: Of course. They've gone dark.
There have been no charges on their credit cards,
no calls on their mobile phones.
- Keep looking--harder.
- PEGSI: I don't know what else we can do.
We've looked everywhere.
- Whose bright idea was it to build
a whining function into your system architecture?
- PEGSI: It was your idea, sir.
- Well, then he is fired.
Oh.
[clears throat]
- PEGSI: Where are you going?
It's time for our backgammon game.
- Oh, no, no, no, no. No games for you, PEGSI.
You are going back to the Gaines' house.
Bring a team of people-- with hands this time.
And you stay there until you find something we can use
to track down my property.
- PEGSI: I've been thinking.
Maybe we could just let this one go.
Dr. Gaines' android was a bit erratic, after all.
- That's not our problem, PEGSI.
I promised them an android, and I...
I intend to deliver.
They're just going to turn it into a mindless
weapon of mass destruction anyway,
so, the only thing they care about
is that it is functional.
Find it.
Have this door removed--immediately.
- ♪
- I'm alone now.
- Good. Your upgrade is ready.
- Thank you, Dr. Mom.
Should we perform installation tonight before charging?
- Not this time. While I was coding it,
I found a bug in your current operating system
that could knock out your accelerometers and gyros.
- That would be suboptimal.
I would not be able to walk or even stand.
- Exactly. I need you to download the patch now.
Can you do that?
- Affirmative.
- Humans say "yes" or "uh-huh." Remember?
- Yes or uh-huh.
- [laughs] Well, we can work on that later.
I'm sending you the file.
Let me know when you've installed it, okay?
- FRANKIE: Yes or uh-huh.
I'm ready, Dr. Mom.
- One more thing.
Just call me "Mom."
- Mom.
- [computer beeping]
- Initiating data transfer.
- [computer beeping]
- List of countries with faster internet connections
than the United States:
South Korea, Sweden, Norway, Japan, the Netherlands,
Hong Kong, Latvia, Switzerland.
- [computer beeping]
- I need a stable internet connection.
- [door creaks]
- Hello, Dayton Reyes. - Hi. [laughs]
Is everything all right?
- Yes or uh-huh.
- Where are you rushing off to?
- The computer lab: second floor, room 216, east corridor.
- Yep, that's where the computer lab is, all right.
Wait, I wanted to see if you wanted to--
or not?
- [computer beeping]
- Hey, Frankie.
Why are you sitting in the dark?
- No additional light was necessary.
- What are you doing?
- Downloading a large file.
- COMPUTER VOICE: Do not reveal android status.
- [dramatic music]
♪
- What was that cable plugged into?
- COMPUTER VOICE: Do not lie.
- [computer beeping]
- ♪
- What...what are you?
- [dramatic music]
- ♪