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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Stay out of
my fucking room, Stevie.
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What's up, fool?
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I haven't called
that guy Todd back yet.
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He's fine.
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I'm attracted to him.
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Oh.
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He seems a bit player-ish
to me, though.
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I always have to
remember to hit pause
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when I start
feeling something.
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- Orange juice.
- Please...
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Jesus. At my
18th birthday party,
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I was breastfeeding you.
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Can you imagine having
a baby right now?
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Ian, I, uh...
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I got you something.
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I know you don't
have this one.
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I love me a
mature woman, though.
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You know? Hey, you sexy
ladies wanna see a trick?
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Mmm, mmm!
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Right here.
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Ah!
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Get the fuck out of the front of my store?
Where's Ken?
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Fuck you, man.
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I'm not fucking
scared of you guys.
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I fought in fucking Desert Storm,
you fuck... You fucking pussies.
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Go back inside, man.
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I'm not even
gonna bother.
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Fuck you!
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Let's go inside.
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That's probably the worst
"Would you rather" I've ever heard.
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What about, "Would you
rather suck your dad's dick,
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"or eat
your mom out?"
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- What the fuck?
- What?
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Oh, my gosh.
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What kind of conversation
is this, bro?
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- Fuckshit.
- What's up?
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Would you rather
suck your dad's dick
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or eat your mom out?
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You would suck your
dad's dick, right?
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That's not
a weird answer.
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Shut the
fuck up, Fourth Grade.
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- Shut the fuck up.
- Life or death. Come on.
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Hey, whatever I'm doing, I'm
drugging one of them motherfuckers.
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I'm not gonna say who,
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but I'm gonna drug the
motherfuckers till they sleep.
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You're gonna rape
your parents?
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- Huh?
- That's like... That's rape.
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I'd rather rape one of my
parents than to consciously...
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Yo, what the fuck?
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I'm not tripping.
Life or death. Life or death.
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Fuck it, I'd just
rape my parents.
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Or one of them.
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Hey, for real, I'm never
coming back here again.
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Wow.
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Y'all nigga's
are scaring off customers.
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This is not an accurate representation
of what we usually talk about.
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Y'all are bad for business,
my nigga.
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Is there any way you could just,
like, forget I even asked?
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- I feel really weird now.
- Oh, hell no.
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Yo, these niggas
are in Paris.
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Eating nice dinners.
Staying at nice hotels.
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I've been to France before.
Those niggas are assholes.
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Yeah, but you went
with your parents, like...
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Imagine if that was us.
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How much cash you got?
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I don't have any.
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I'll trade you
for your Discman.
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Well, it's just that I use
my Discman all the time.
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Mom gave it to me
for my birthday
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and Christmas...
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Wait, wait, wait! I'll give
you anything in this room.
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I'll give you anything
in this room.
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Just not
the Discman, please.
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You don't even fucking
know about music, anyway.
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It's Saturday.
Blockbuster night.
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What do you wanna watch?
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Sorry.
I'm gonna skate.
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Fuck!
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I'm skating
like shit today, man.
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Looks cool to me.
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- I'm Ruben.
- Stevie.
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I need some water.
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Damn, did you really drink
all of it? Fill that up, man.
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Yo, Stevie,
go fill up this up, yo.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, little man.
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Whoo! Refreshing!
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Shit, this is relaxing.
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You smoke?
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Yeah, these ones are just
a different brand.
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Thank you.
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- What're you, gay?
- What?
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Why the fuck
are you thanking me?
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Don't fucking
thank people, man.
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That's faggot as fuck, yo.
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Oh, sorry. I didn't know that.
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It's fine.
Now you know. Just...
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Don't thank people. They're
gonna think you're gay.
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Oh. I won't do it again.
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Yeah, you're gonna fucking
pay attention to me, man.
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I'm a fucking badass.
You're a little ass kid.
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You should fucking
look up to me. I smoke.
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I skate. I fuck bitches.
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- Dang.
- I'm pretty much the shit.
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I'm living the life.
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All you have
is a fucking dinosaur board.
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That shit is '80s as fuck.
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It's got, like,
a neon dinosaur on it
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screaming "cowabunga."
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You look retarded.
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You gotta get a new
fucking board, man.
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- How much are they?
- I don't know.
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Probably like $120
for a complete.
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I'll sell you
my used setup for $40.
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It's a good-ass deal for you.
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Wait. Don't you need
your board?
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I'm saving up to buy
a new Motor board.
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Well, thanks for selling...
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See, I was about to say
"thank you,"
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but I know how gay that is.
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Don't say that shit either.
Just say nothing. Fuck.
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Sorry.
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You're such
a fucking little kid.
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Fuck, man.
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What time is it?
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I don't know,
probably like 8:00?
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Oh, man. I gotta go, man.
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Um, you don't have to be home
at a certain time?
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Nah. I always go home
after my mom is asleep.
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- See you tomorrow?
- Yeah.
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With 40 bucks?
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- Maybe.
- It's a fucking good deal!
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All right, I gotta go.
But I will.
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All right, you better have
$40 tomorrow.
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Fucking idiot.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
It won't ever happen again.
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It's only 7:30.
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Oh. Okay.
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Don't be a pussy.
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It doesn't feel right.
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You came to me.
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You needed 40 bucks.
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That's a lot of fucking money.
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Grab $40 for you
and $40 for me.
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All right, you're acting
like a little fuck.
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Fine, fine, fine, fine!
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I'll do it.
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Sick. I'm gonna
set this shit up.
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All right, I got one.
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I don't understand this shit.
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Why do they say
Mexicans are lazy and shit?
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Why the fuck
are you looking at me?
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Do people say that shit?
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I heard the shit.
It don't make sense to me.
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Every time I see a Mexican,
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them niggas are fucking
building buildings and shit.
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That's fucked up, yo.
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I said, "People say it,"
not "I say it."
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The whole point of this game
is so you don't get offended.
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I do have a question
for Fourth Grade.
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Why are white people just
in love with their pets?
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Like, why do they care so...
I don't get it.
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- For real!
- For real!
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So, I'm at this
white girl's house,
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right, and we chilling.
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I can hear
her mom downstairs, like,
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"Oh my God, Eric didn't eat
his kibble today.
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"I don't know I think we need
to take him to the doctor."
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So I asked,
"Why is your mom feeding
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"your little brother kibble?"
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Like, of course he's probably
going to get sick.
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She go and turn around
and tell me,
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"Eric is a dog, silly!"
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Dogs don't have feelings,
you dumb bitch!
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I don't even have a dog.
I have a gecko.
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Did... Did he just say
he had a gecko?
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- You got a gecko?
- Yeah.
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I don't know
one nigger in the world
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with a fucking gecko.
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All right, I have one.
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- Can black people...
- Oh, be careful.
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Okay, well...
Is it cool to be black?
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What the fuck?
Nigga, that's where I get
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all my looks from, nigga.
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Silky-ass sexy hair.
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Black don't crack.
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That's why I'm 17
and look 12, nigga.
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What, you 17 and look like
fucking Mr. Burns.
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I guess sometimes.
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Like, say we go skating
in Beverly Hills.
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Everybody is already
looking at us like,
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"Hey, you guys
are vandalizing property."
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Like, "Get the fuck out
of here." Blah, blah, blah.
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But sometimes
I feel like it's a...
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A little bit extra heavy
on me.
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- Yeah.
- People judging me and stuff,
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but, fuck it.
Those people are ignorant.
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I got another one.
Can black people get sunburnt?
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Oh, my God.
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Are you fucking kidding me
right now?
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Seriously, I genuinely
want to know.
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Like, every time it's hot out,
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I'm, like,
"Does he need sunscreen?
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"Is there, like,
black suntan lotion, or..."
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You're a real dumbass.
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Just when I thought
you had a brain, bro.
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You dumb as hell.
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What about you, little man?
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Did you know that black people
could get sunburnt?
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What are...
What are black people?
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Fuck. Shit.
That was dope.
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That was dope.
I liked that. I liked that.
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Yeah, but...
Y'all trying to go try skate?
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- Let's go!
- I'm down.
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Ruben, you trying to skate?
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Yeah.
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All right, then let's go.
You coming, Sunburn?
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Sunburn!
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All right, come on then.
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Sunburn!
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What the fuck was that?
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I don't know.
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Come on.
Toss your board over.
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Today, motherfucker.
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What the fuck?
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Fuck! Shit! Sunburn
can take a fucking slam.
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So, you're Sunburn now?
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How come some people have
nicknames and some don't?
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I don't know.
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Ray doesn't. He's the coolest.
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I think it's better
not to have one.
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Yeah. Ray is awesome
and he doesn't have one.
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That's, like,
way cooler for sure.
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You seen that?
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Why is his name Fuckshit?
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Because any time
he sees a dope trick,
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he yells out,
"Fuck! Shit! That was dope!"
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Fuck! Shit! That was dope!
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Yeah, Ray is awesome.
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He skates
just like in the videos.
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Yeah, he's fucking insane.
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Ever since I've met him,
he's gone from, like, dope
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to, like, next-level dope.
Like, pro dope!
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Him and Fuckshit have
pretty much the same tricks
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but Ray just has
the sickest style ever.
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Yeah.
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Why is his nickname
Fourth Grade?
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Because he's as smart
as a fourth grader.
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Can I call him that?
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I wouldn't call anyone
anything yet.
252
00:23:36,881 --> 00:23:38,847
Do you know
where the bathroom is?
253
00:23:38,849 --> 00:23:40,651
Yeah.
254
00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:03,873
Fuck! Shit!
255
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:07,543
- Hey. Hey.
- Sugar babes are for fags.
256
00:24:07,545 --> 00:24:10,712
Hey. Y'all not supposed to be
around here. Get the fuck out.
257
00:24:10,714 --> 00:24:11,947
- Hey, come here.
- Shut up!
258
00:24:11,949 --> 00:24:14,216
- Don't throw rocks at me.
- Fuck you!
259
00:24:14,218 --> 00:24:16,651
Little man, get the fuck
off the property, all right?
260
00:24:16,653 --> 00:24:17,753
- Bitch!
- Hey, come here.
261
00:24:17,755 --> 00:24:19,889
Sunburn.
Sunburn, what are you doing?
262
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:20,657
Don't get fucked up
like the rest of
263
00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:21,591
these little niggas.
Come here.
264
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:25,160
Don't let them
get you fucked up. Come here.
265
00:24:25,162 --> 00:24:27,062
You're not even
a real cop!
266
00:24:27,064 --> 00:24:29,198
Sunburn! Stevie!
This nigga's a rent-a-cop!
267
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,967
- Hey, no. Come here!
- Same to you, rent-a-cop!
268
00:24:31,969 --> 00:24:33,701
Fuck you, nigga.
I make more than all of you.
269
00:24:33,703 --> 00:24:35,537
Nigga, fuck you!
270
00:24:35,539 --> 00:24:37,171
The fuck you doing skating
with these white boys?
271
00:24:37,173 --> 00:24:40,676
Nigga's don't skate.
Your surf's up, motherfucker.
272
00:24:40,678 --> 00:24:42,111
That's who you think you are?
273
00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:43,812
Hey, little nigga with the
Toys "R" Us badge, come here.
274
00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:45,046
You can't say nigga,
I don't think,
275
00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:47,815
you fucking Sheryl Crow
looking motherfucker.
276
00:24:47,817 --> 00:24:50,686
I don't know who that is,
but bitch, fuck you!
277
00:24:50,688 --> 00:24:52,921
You look Samoan, motherfucker.
278
00:24:52,923 --> 00:24:54,289
You a Samoan-ass nigga!
279
00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:55,690
All right, that was funny.
280
00:24:55,692 --> 00:24:56,558
That was pretty funny.
That was funny.
281
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,727
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Fuck you!
282
00:24:58,729 --> 00:24:59,961
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
283
00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:03,265
Don't... You know that's
a fucking felony, right, ese?
284
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:04,933
You a rent-a-cop!
285
00:25:04,935 --> 00:25:05,869
You'll be in fucking prison
with your uncle.
286
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,969
Yo, then hop
the fence then, bitch!
287
00:25:07,971 --> 00:25:09,705
- You hop the fence.
- Oh, all right.
288
00:25:09,707 --> 00:25:10,640
You hop the fence,
motherfucker.
289
00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:12,975
I'll hop the fence right now.
Whup your ass.
290
00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:14,846
Yeah,
beat that nigga's ass!
291
00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:17,145
Stay right there,
little nigga!
292
00:25:17,147 --> 00:25:19,815
I'm gonna hop the fence.
Where you going?
293
00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:21,249
Now I'm in your face.
Hop the fence.
294
00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:22,985
- Fuck you, nigga.
- Fuck you.
295
00:25:22,987 --> 00:25:24,319
- Fuck you.
- You need Jesus.
296
00:25:24,321 --> 00:25:26,020
No, you need Jesus.
297
00:25:26,022 --> 00:25:27,922
You're smoking cigarettes
on school property.
298
00:25:27,924 --> 00:25:29,324
The Bible
is pro-cigarettes, nigga.
299
00:25:29,326 --> 00:25:30,293
Jesus smoked cigarettes.
300
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:32,161
Oh, yeah? What kind of
cigarettes did he smoke?
301
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,263
Jesus smoked...
Jesus smoke Kools, nigger.
302
00:25:41,739 --> 00:25:43,072
This is awesome.
I've never been in a car
303
00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:45,341
without someone's
mom or dad before!
304
00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:48,643
Man... Stevie, keep that shit
to yourself, man. Fuck!
305
00:25:48,645 --> 00:25:49,914
Sorry.
306
00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:08,998
- Are we allowed to skate here?
- Fuck no. It's super illegal.
307
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,899
It's a fucking courthouse.
308
00:26:10,901 --> 00:26:12,334
If you hear
anyone yell out "5-0"
309
00:26:12,336 --> 00:26:13,270
just fucking take off!
310
00:26:16,673 --> 00:26:18,407
You see those fucking bums?
311
00:26:18,409 --> 00:26:20,209
If one of them offers you
something to smoke,
312
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:20,876
don't smoke it.
313
00:26:20,878 --> 00:26:22,580
It's probably fucking crack.
314
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,933
Whoa! Those are pros!
315
00:26:45,935 --> 00:26:47,769
I saw those guys
in Big Brother!
316
00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:49,270
Yeah,
they ride for Chocolate.
317
00:26:49,272 --> 00:26:50,908
So fucking sick.
318
00:26:52,742 --> 00:26:55,943
And they, like, skate here?
Where you guys skate?
319
00:26:55,945 --> 00:26:57,815
Yeah.
Yo, everyone skates here.
320
00:27:00,684 --> 00:27:01,850
That's sick!
321
00:27:01,852 --> 00:27:03,121
Yo, what up.
322
00:27:14,365 --> 00:27:16,067
Thanks, Sunburn.
323
00:27:18,836 --> 00:27:19,934
You got an extra smoke?
324
00:27:19,936 --> 00:27:21,703
You got a quarter?
You got an extra quarter?
325
00:27:21,705 --> 00:27:23,305
Aw, man. Come on.
326
00:27:23,307 --> 00:27:25,140
I was just playing.
Come sit down.
327
00:27:25,142 --> 00:27:27,209
- I got a whole pack.
- All right.
328
00:27:27,211 --> 00:27:29,978
- Thanks, man.
- You bet.
329
00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,783
How you doing?
What's good in your life?
330
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:35,183
Um, I'm here, shit.
331
00:27:35,185 --> 00:27:38,187
I'm trying to get up
off the streets, man.
332
00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,724
Before the streets get me.
333
00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,292
But, see,
I look like this, so...
334
00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:44,492
Ain't nobody
want to fuck with you.
335
00:27:44,494 --> 00:27:46,194
Yeah, you feel me.
336
00:27:46,196 --> 00:27:48,063
My "friends" or whatever,
they kind of just...
337
00:27:48,065 --> 00:27:51,132
- Ain't no judging over here.
- Oh, okay.
338
00:27:51,134 --> 00:27:53,067
So, let me ask you
a question, man.
339
00:27:53,069 --> 00:27:55,103
What... What's you all doin'
with the skating?
340
00:27:55,105 --> 00:27:56,337
I just have fun skating.
341
00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:58,806
It's, like
It makes me happy and smile.
342
00:27:58,808 --> 00:28:02,244
- So, I just skate every day.
- Oh, okay, fucking dig it.
343
00:28:02,246 --> 00:28:05,146
Yeah, it's fun as hell.
But I'm trying to make a way.
344
00:28:05,148 --> 00:28:08,249
Oh, okay. You can do that
with skating?
345
00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:12,019
- Yeah, if you... If you focus.
- Oh, damn.
346
00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,989
There's pros.
I want to be one of them.
347
00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:16,391
That seems crazy to me
348
00:28:16,393 --> 00:28:17,992
that you could get
a job skating.
349
00:28:17,994 --> 00:28:19,428
Hell, yeah.
350
00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,963
I'm thinking, man, maybe
I should have started skating.
351
00:28:21,965 --> 00:28:23,465
What was your last job?
352
00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:26,468
Man, I was
in a data entry, you know.
353
00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:29,837
Everything kind of takes some
kind of artistic mind to do.
354
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:31,907
Or creative mind to do.
355
00:28:31,909 --> 00:28:34,008
You can't just be a robot,
you know what I'm saying?
356
00:28:34,010 --> 00:28:36,144
You got to be able to
come up with ideas.
357
00:28:36,146 --> 00:28:38,947
So, I'm starting to feel
more like that.
358
00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:40,481
But I still got
the old programming
359
00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:42,116
in me I guess from school.
360
00:28:42,118 --> 00:28:44,052
I'm thinking about a lot of
stuff out here.
361
00:28:44,054 --> 00:28:46,955
You understand why we ride
a piece of wood.
362
00:28:46,957 --> 00:28:49,224
Why we push
on just a piece of wood,
363
00:28:49,226 --> 00:28:51,526
like, what that does
to somebody's spirit.
364
00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,161
You know?
365
00:28:53,163 --> 00:28:55,863
Just try to keep
a positive attitude.
366
00:28:55,865 --> 00:28:57,231
Even though it's hard as hell.
367
00:28:57,233 --> 00:28:59,468
But I'm glad
that you all sat down with me
368
00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:01,003
and talked with me
for a minute, man.
369
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:02,537
That...
That helps, actually, a lot.
370
00:29:02,539 --> 00:29:05,009
- You're a good dude, man.
- Right on, man.
371
00:29:13,049 --> 00:29:15,220
Hey! 5-0! 5-0!
372
00:30:06,403 --> 00:30:08,103
- Later, guys.
- Later.
373
00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:09,207
- Bye.
- Cheers.
374
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:40,602
You don't listen
to anything I say.
375
00:30:40,604 --> 00:30:42,574
Stevie, can you get
out here, honey?
376
00:30:44,441 --> 00:30:46,411
There he is.
Fucking ask him yourself.
377
00:30:48,612 --> 00:30:51,916
Stevie, there's $80 missing
from my room.
378
00:30:52,482 --> 00:30:54,315
I know Ian did it.
379
00:30:54,317 --> 00:30:55,886
He's saying
you did it with him.
380
00:30:56,686 --> 00:30:57,921
Did you?
381
00:31:01,357 --> 00:31:02,326
No.
382
00:31:05,162 --> 00:31:06,431
Okay.
383
00:31:18,642 --> 00:31:20,945
Yes!
384
00:31:21,711 --> 00:31:24,246
Yes!
385
00:31:24,248 --> 00:31:25,713
Oh, my God! I did it!
I did it! I did it!
386
00:31:25,715 --> 00:31:28,452
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
387
00:31:31,188 --> 00:31:32,257
Oh, my God!
388
00:31:53,242 --> 00:31:55,643
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
389
00:31:55,645 --> 00:31:57,511
Shut the fuck up!
390
00:32:10,193 --> 00:32:12,661
Two weeks, nigga?
What the fuck?
391
00:32:12,663 --> 00:32:13,694
I know.
392
00:32:13,696 --> 00:32:15,096
My parents
seen my report card,
393
00:32:15,098 --> 00:32:16,967
they were fucking pissed.
394
00:32:17,999 --> 00:32:18,232
No car for two weeks.
395
00:32:18,234 --> 00:32:20,134
They might as well
cut my dick off.
396
00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:22,504
My parents
are fucking retarded.
397
00:32:22,506 --> 00:32:24,072
I'm a junior in high school,
398
00:32:24,074 --> 00:32:25,340
it's not like
all of the sudden
399
00:32:25,342 --> 00:32:28,442
I'm about to get into Harvard
or some shit.
400
00:32:28,444 --> 00:32:30,545
Like, my parents did that.
They get paid.
401
00:32:30,547 --> 00:32:32,113
I get C's
and I'm cool with that.
402
00:32:32,115 --> 00:32:34,048
That life's just not mine.
403
00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:35,283
So, what you gonna do, then?
404
00:32:35,285 --> 00:32:38,386
Skate. Have fun.
Go to parties.
405
00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:40,257
Just live life.
406
00:32:41,357 --> 00:32:43,458
That sounds nice.
407
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:47,230
All that trying hard shit.
That shit's just corny.
408
00:32:48,298 --> 00:32:50,164
I think that shit's corny.
409
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,099
I'm trying
to get out the hood.
410
00:32:51,101 --> 00:32:52,433
I'm trying to go see shit.
411
00:32:52,435 --> 00:32:55,770
I don't live in the hood.
I got options, nigga.
412
00:32:55,772 --> 00:32:57,572
Nigga, what options you got?
413
00:32:57,574 --> 00:33:00,208
I'm just not trying to take
this shit seriously.
414
00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:01,543
Well, good luck with that.
415
00:33:01,545 --> 00:33:03,314
I'm gonna send you a postcard
when I'm on tour.
416
00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,517
What about you, Fourth Grade?
What you want to do?
417
00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:11,585
I don't know. Guess, like,
make a movie or something.
418
00:33:13,156 --> 00:33:15,289
This nigga thinks
he's Spielberg or some shit!
419
00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:17,526
You know you gotta say words
to make movies.
420
00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:20,594
Nigga, I ain't heard you talk,
like, twice.
421
00:33:20,596 --> 00:33:23,401
- Stupid idea.
- Yes, it was.
422
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:26,468
I don't know,
I guess I'll just work
423
00:33:26,470 --> 00:33:28,338
at the DMV with my dad.
424
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,673
Where you going?
425
00:33:32,675 --> 00:33:34,375
I'm about to go
skate this gap.
426
00:33:34,377 --> 00:33:36,446
Try hard. Be corny. Right?
427
00:33:37,713 --> 00:33:39,049
Yeah, right.
428
00:34:01,337 --> 00:34:02,706
That was sick!
429
00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:09,780
Hit it, Fuckshit.
430
00:34:12,115 --> 00:34:13,447
Fuck!
431
00:34:13,449 --> 00:34:14,615
All right,
you got it, Ruben.
432
00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:16,054
Yeah.
433
00:34:28,532 --> 00:34:30,668
Oh, come on. What kind of
pussy shit was that?
434
00:34:32,735 --> 00:34:34,269
You got this, man.
435
00:34:34,271 --> 00:34:35,807
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
436
00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:53,155
Wait! Hey, yo, wait, wait.
Wait! Wait!
437
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,460
You're not going fast enough.
Yo, wait, hey...
438
00:34:57,327 --> 00:34:59,097
Oh, my fucking God.
439
00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:04,432
Fuck! Shit! This nigga dead!
440
00:35:04,434 --> 00:35:06,370
Is he fucking dead, yo?
441
00:35:20,449 --> 00:35:22,219
- Sunburn!
- Nigga, don't poke him!
442
00:35:23,586 --> 00:35:24,889
Sunburn, you okay?
443
00:35:26,889 --> 00:35:28,859
Sunburn, you good? Stevie?
444
00:35:31,695 --> 00:35:33,197
Damn...
445
00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:39,266
- You okay?
- Hell, yeah.
446
00:35:39,268 --> 00:35:41,336
- Fuck! Shit!
- Oh, fuck.
447
00:35:41,338 --> 00:35:43,671
- Oh, shit...
- What the fuck?
448
00:35:43,673 --> 00:35:45,606
Hey, take your shirt off.
You bleeding.
449
00:35:45,608 --> 00:35:47,244
- Here, lift your arms.
- Yeah, help him.
450
00:35:52,516 --> 00:35:54,416
Here, hold it.
Hold it right here.
451
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,550
Fuck. You okay?
452
00:35:56,552 --> 00:35:58,422
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
453
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:01,423
You crazy as fuck!
454
00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:03,458
- Hell, yeah, nigga.
- What the fuck?
455
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:05,360
Fucking crazy!
456
00:36:05,362 --> 00:36:07,362
Yo, Sunburn is fucking insane!
457
00:36:07,364 --> 00:36:08,896
Fuck you, fool.
458
00:36:08,898 --> 00:36:10,667
For real, nigga.
459
00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:13,938
- What the fuck...
- Thanks.
460
00:36:15,539 --> 00:36:18,373
- Dude just fell off a roof.
- Sunburn!
461
00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:21,976
Oh, shit. You bleeding
through that one.
462
00:36:21,978 --> 00:36:24,246
Take your shirt off!
463
00:36:24,248 --> 00:36:25,713
Fuck no.
It's my favorite shirt.
464
00:36:25,715 --> 00:36:27,551
Nigga, take the fucking
shirt off!
465
00:36:33,789 --> 00:36:36,324
You crazy, nigga.
466
00:36:36,326 --> 00:36:37,492
Here, take that one off.
Take that one off.
467
00:36:37,494 --> 00:36:38,892
Here, put this one on.
468
00:36:38,894 --> 00:36:40,697
Nigga, take that shit off.
469
00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:42,866
Here, hold that.
470
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,269
Fuck.
471
00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:49,673
Sunburn!
472
00:37:20,603 --> 00:37:22,939
We used to talk all the time.
473
00:37:24,574 --> 00:37:25,807
Now you just hang out
474
00:37:25,809 --> 00:37:29,013
with these people
I don't even know.
475
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,648
I mean, who are these kids
you're hanging out with?
476
00:37:34,650 --> 00:37:38,019
Are they... Are they older?
Are they...
477
00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:39,653
- From nice families?
- They're my friends.
478
00:37:39,655 --> 00:37:41,391
- I mean, who are they?
- They're my friends!
479
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:49,798
Fuck! Shit! Look at this
crazy-ass nigga right here.
480
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,999
- How's your head, psycho?
- It's fine.
481
00:37:52,001 --> 00:37:54,635
No, Sunburn.
It's definitely not fine.
482
00:37:54,637 --> 00:37:57,805
There's some fucked-up shit
going on up there.
483
00:37:57,807 --> 00:38:00,008
Yeah, that board's looking
pretty fucked up.
484
00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,379
Yeah.
485
00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:08,349
I think you should
probably ride one of these.
486
00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:09,883
Oh, I don't have any money.
487
00:38:11,688 --> 00:38:13,420
No, you don't understand.
Like, this is yours.
488
00:38:13,422 --> 00:38:15,058
No one will be missing it.
489
00:38:16,393 --> 00:38:18,360
Are you fucking serious?
490
00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:19,764
Fucking serious?
491
00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:25,599
Hey, come back
with some Skittles.
492
00:38:25,601 --> 00:38:27,434
Am I... Am I allowed
to say thank you?
493
00:38:27,436 --> 00:38:28,903
What?
494
00:38:28,905 --> 00:38:33,041
I mean, I want to, but I don't
want you to think I'm gay.
495
00:38:33,043 --> 00:38:35,844
Fucking weirdo.
Saying "thank you" isn't gay.
496
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:37,445
It's just common manners.
497
00:38:37,447 --> 00:38:39,884
- Oh.
- The fuck?
498
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,416
Thank you so much.
499
00:38:42,418 --> 00:38:44,355
No problem.
500
00:40:05,135 --> 00:40:06,737
Come on, now.
You ain't got no trick.
501
00:40:12,675 --> 00:40:15,543
- Ow! Fuck! What the fuck?
- Oh, fuck. My bad.
502
00:40:15,545 --> 00:40:18,148
- What's up, nigga?
- Oh, shit.
503
00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:24,855
- What the fuck?
- You good?
504
00:40:29,726 --> 00:40:31,195
What's up, nigga?
505
00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:38,601
What you trying to do, nigga?
You still standing here!
506
00:40:46,876 --> 00:40:48,775
I think
he might have shit himself.
507
00:40:48,777 --> 00:40:51,045
You just gonna stand here,
you pussy-ass nigga?
508
00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,646
Hey, white boy, you gonna
let this blonde bitch
509
00:40:52,648 --> 00:40:53,983
talk to you like that?
510
00:40:55,885 --> 00:40:57,117
You not gonna say shit?
511
00:40:57,119 --> 00:40:58,188
What you gonna do?
512
00:41:37,594 --> 00:41:39,128
Your friends are fags.
513
00:41:41,597 --> 00:41:43,132
I would have
fucked that kid up.
514
00:41:45,268 --> 00:41:46,871
I was just solo.
515
00:41:55,911 --> 00:41:57,747
You think you're pretty cool
516
00:41:59,648 --> 00:42:01,251
with your ghetto-ass friends?
517
00:42:03,619 --> 00:42:04,954
You think
you're tough and shit?
518
00:42:11,927 --> 00:42:13,196
So you fucking smoke now?
519
00:42:14,697 --> 00:42:16,331
Huh?
520
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,768
Don't worry about it.
521
00:42:24,673 --> 00:42:26,076
You know,
Mom used to smoke, right?
522
00:42:28,644 --> 00:42:29,844
She did
a lot of stuff like that
523
00:42:29,846 --> 00:42:31,548
before you were around.
524
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:37,887
She was a lot different
when I was a little kid
525
00:42:39,021 --> 00:42:40,891
than when you were
a little kid.
526
00:42:45,628 --> 00:42:46,764
What do you mean?
527
00:42:49,331 --> 00:42:51,865
She was very different.
528
00:42:51,867 --> 00:42:54,605
Guys like that coming in
and out all the time.
529
00:42:56,639 --> 00:42:58,074
A lot of sounds.
530
00:43:03,813 --> 00:43:05,583
What kind of sounds?
531
00:43:09,284 --> 00:43:10,620
Fucking sounds.
532
00:43:18,427 --> 00:43:20,130
Fuck Mom.
533
00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:37,077
My mom and dad
are fucking faggots.
534
00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:40,148
Shit. Can't wait
until I can get a car.
535
00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:41,849
And my shit for sure
not getting taken away
536
00:43:41,851 --> 00:43:43,217
like I'm a little bitch.
537
00:43:43,219 --> 00:43:45,119
I'm about to fuck
all these bitches.
538
00:43:45,121 --> 00:43:47,054
Man, shut the fuck up.
You ain't fucking nothing.
539
00:43:47,056 --> 00:43:48,456
Honestly, I'll be surprised
540
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:50,425
if any of y'all niggas
get pussy tonight.
541
00:43:52,695 --> 00:43:54,264
Hey, put y'all hands out.
542
00:43:57,099 --> 00:43:58,932
Ruben.
543
00:43:58,934 --> 00:44:00,934
Hey, why you giving that shit
to these little niggas?
544
00:44:00,936 --> 00:44:03,070
Hey, they big boys.
They can do what they want.
545
00:44:03,072 --> 00:44:05,141
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Let me see one.
546
00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:08,045
Dumbass.
547
00:44:10,746 --> 00:44:13,347
What is this? Is it dangerous?
548
00:44:13,349 --> 00:44:15,849
My mom took me
to a psychiatrist.
549
00:44:15,851 --> 00:44:17,385
The nigga said I had ADD
after an hour.
550
00:44:17,387 --> 00:44:18,920
He gave me these.
551
00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:21,255
Is it, like, bad for you?
552
00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,257
If a fucking doctor
gave it to you,
553
00:44:23,259 --> 00:44:25,396
can it possibly be bad
for you?
554
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,398
What's up, baby?
555
00:45:28,423 --> 00:45:30,226
Hey!
556
00:45:35,063 --> 00:45:37,266
Hey, Sunburn.
Sunburn! Sunburn!
557
00:45:38,034 --> 00:45:39,432
That's yours.
558
00:45:39,434 --> 00:45:41,001
- You want one, Ray?
- I'm solid.
559
00:45:41,003 --> 00:45:43,339
- You ain't getting one.
- You trippin'.
560
00:46:23,346 --> 00:46:25,882
Why are you always filming
stuff on that camera?
561
00:46:28,150 --> 00:46:30,019
Because one day
I want to make movies.
562
00:46:31,153 --> 00:46:33,023
I've got this one idea.
563
00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:36,860
It's about this baby.
564
00:46:38,327 --> 00:46:41,996
Like a... Like a super baby.
565
00:46:41,998 --> 00:46:43,867
It's called Strong Baby.
566
00:46:45,534 --> 00:46:48,337
- Nice. That's cool.
- He has a little cape.
567
00:46:49,639 --> 00:46:51,441
That's a sick idea.
568
00:46:52,942 --> 00:46:54,108
Thanks.
569
00:46:59,047 --> 00:47:00,950
Can I hit that?
570
00:47:04,954 --> 00:47:07,124
How long have you been friends
with Ray and those guys?
571
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:12,559
A couple months. It's cool.
572
00:47:12,561 --> 00:47:14,565
Fuckshit and Ray
are my best friends for sure.
573
00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:16,833
They're really cool.
574
00:47:18,201 --> 00:47:20,635
Fourth Grade's cool,
doesn't talk that much.
575
00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:22,972
He's just, like, films.
576
00:47:24,539 --> 00:47:26,076
That's cool.
577
00:47:28,143 --> 00:47:30,110
Ruben and I used to be homies,
578
00:47:30,112 --> 00:47:32,915
but he hates me now I think.
579
00:47:33,248 --> 00:47:34,483
Why?
580
00:47:35,217 --> 00:47:37,617
Uh... I don't know.
581
00:47:37,619 --> 00:47:40,621
I think maybe because Fuckshit
and Ray like me more now.
582
00:47:40,623 --> 00:47:44,258
But Fuckshit and Ray
are, like, really cool.
583
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:46,226
They're really fucking cool.
584
00:47:46,228 --> 00:47:49,063
But I don't think they think
that I'm that cool.
585
00:47:49,065 --> 00:47:51,934
You're so cute.
586
00:47:54,436 --> 00:47:57,974
Angela likes Fuckshit a lot.
A lot of my friends do.
587
00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:01,008
Do you think
he would really date Angela
588
00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:02,309
or just, like,
hook up with her
589
00:48:02,311 --> 00:48:04,110
and then not talk to her
for a month
590
00:48:04,112 --> 00:48:05,948
until he wants to, like,
hook up again?
591
00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:08,918
I don't know.
592
00:48:09,952 --> 00:48:11,487
He does that
to a lot of girls.
593
00:48:15,291 --> 00:48:18,559
So, you're like nicer
than those guys.
594
00:48:18,561 --> 00:48:22,432
You're like naturally nice
not, like, fake nice.
595
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:27,104
Thanks. You're nice, too.
596
00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:32,342
You're, like, at that age
before guys become dicks.
597
00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:38,414
Those guys
are fucking retarded.
598
00:48:45,021 --> 00:48:46,356
Have you ever gone out
with a girl?
599
00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:50,960
Yeah.
600
00:48:52,228 --> 00:48:53,597
Are you sure?
601
00:48:54,364 --> 00:48:55,532
Yeah.
602
00:48:55,764 --> 00:48:57,266
When?
603
00:48:58,201 --> 00:49:00,103
- Last year.
- Last year?
604
00:49:00,702 --> 00:49:02,737
In Florida.
605
00:49:02,739 --> 00:49:05,474
Oh. Was it... How was it?
606
00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:09,075
It was all right.
607
00:49:09,077 --> 00:49:11,278
She worked at Disney World.
608
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,215
She... She just got
too comfortable.
609
00:49:14,217 --> 00:49:16,282
Didn't stand in her own lane.
610
00:49:16,284 --> 00:49:18,721
- What did you do?
- I don't kiss and tell.
611
00:49:21,523 --> 00:49:22,992
I'm a gentleman.
612
00:49:24,226 --> 00:49:26,295
- That's good to know.
- Mmm-hmm.
613
00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:29,132
Not like these fools.
614
00:49:29,798 --> 00:49:31,067
Yeah.
615
00:49:36,405 --> 00:49:38,407
Let's go
check out Angela's room.
616
00:49:44,514 --> 00:49:46,016
Ooh.
617
00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:52,055
There you go.
618
00:50:19,315 --> 00:50:21,050
Take my clothes off.
619
00:50:24,619 --> 00:50:26,222
Are you nervous?
620
00:50:27,824 --> 00:50:29,793
It's okay, don't be nervous.
621
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:25,148
You okay?
622
00:51:33,422 --> 00:51:34,824
Sorry, I'm just nervous.
623
00:51:35,724 --> 00:51:37,326
It's okay.
624
00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:40,097
Don't be nervous.
625
00:52:17,199 --> 00:52:19,365
Yo, Sunburn!
626
00:52:21,603 --> 00:52:25,206
You gotta tell us what
the fuck happened in there!
627
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:25,905
What the fuck
happened in there?
628
00:52:25,907 --> 00:52:27,541
Yeah, spill it.
629
00:52:27,543 --> 00:52:29,275
She put two of my fingers
in her vagina.
630
00:52:32,847 --> 00:52:35,749
And it's so much lower
than I thought.
631
00:52:40,523 --> 00:52:42,623
What else happened?
632
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,557
She was, like,
touching my dick.
633
00:52:46,762 --> 00:52:50,296
- Little man growing up.
- She touch your baby meat?
634
00:52:50,298 --> 00:52:53,499
It was crazy!
635
00:52:53,501 --> 00:52:55,235
I want that to happen more.
636
00:52:55,237 --> 00:52:56,769
Oh, shit.
Wouldn't we all?
637
00:52:57,907 --> 00:52:59,405
Was he nervous?
638
00:52:59,407 --> 00:53:00,773
Hell, yeah,
he was nervous.
639
00:53:00,775 --> 00:53:02,876
- He was shaking and shit.
- Just give us all the details.
640
00:53:02,878 --> 00:53:04,278
Okay, okay, okay.
641
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,412
He's going to worship you
642
00:53:05,414 --> 00:53:06,646
for the rest
of his fucking life.
643
00:53:06,648 --> 00:53:08,414
He'll never forget you,
actually.
644
00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:09,950
Estee, you're a freak.
645
00:53:09,952 --> 00:53:12,286
No, look,
I heard Fuckshit, like...
646
00:53:12,288 --> 00:53:15,255
Someone was like, "Yo,
Fuckshit fucks like shit."
647
00:53:15,257 --> 00:53:18,358
Yeah, I bet. I bet.
648
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,360
For real though,
I want his hair.
649
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:20,561
- Me, too.
- Same.
650
00:53:20,563 --> 00:53:22,432
His hair is so bomb.
651
00:53:22,931 --> 00:53:25,566
Estee is banging!
652
00:53:25,568 --> 00:53:27,300
I'm proud
of this little nigga.
653
00:53:28,804 --> 00:53:31,671
There he is, bro.
You really did that. Yeah.
654
00:53:31,673 --> 00:53:33,507
You a hoe,
you a hoe.
655
00:54:23,992 --> 00:54:27,795
Yo, Stevie what the fuck
are you doing?
656
00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:30,863
You're fucking up!
657
00:54:30,865 --> 00:54:33,637
Stevie! What the fuck
are you doing?
658
00:54:34,769 --> 00:54:36,670
Talk to me.
What the fuck are you doing?
659
00:54:36,672 --> 00:54:39,039
You're a pathetic
lonely faggot.
660
00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:40,740
What the fuck
did you just say to me?
661
00:54:40,742 --> 00:54:42,775
You have no fucking friends.
662
00:54:42,777 --> 00:54:44,744
You get no fucking pussy.
663
00:54:44,746 --> 00:54:46,882
I'm not fucking taking
your shit.
664
00:54:59,862 --> 00:55:01,862
Get the fuck off me!
665
00:55:07,036 --> 00:55:08,972
I'm fucking
over this shit!
666
00:55:35,063 --> 00:55:39,032
Mom! Stop! Please!
Mom, please! Please!
667
00:55:39,034 --> 00:55:41,735
We're going in!
668
00:55:41,737 --> 00:55:44,470
Stop! Stop!
Mom, please! Mom! Stop!
669
00:55:44,472 --> 00:55:45,572
Go!
670
00:55:45,574 --> 00:55:46,639
I was skating all day...
671
00:55:46,641 --> 00:55:48,575
Hey! What is your name?
672
00:55:48,577 --> 00:55:50,677
What the fuck?
673
00:55:50,679 --> 00:55:51,881
What is your name?
674
00:55:52,815 --> 00:55:53,947
Fuckshit.
675
00:55:53,949 --> 00:55:55,418
Fuckshit?
676
00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:57,550
Jesus...
677
00:55:57,552 --> 00:55:59,653
Listen to me. You do not give
my son alcohol.
678
00:55:59,655 --> 00:56:01,789
- Ma'am, ma'am...
- Bitch.
679
00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:04,791
- Ma'am, ma'am...
- You do not give my son drugs.
680
00:56:04,793 --> 00:56:07,461
- Do you understand me?
- Cool. Cool. Cool.
681
00:56:07,463 --> 00:56:08,528
It better be cool Fuckhead,
682
00:56:08,530 --> 00:56:10,097
or whatever the fuck
your name is.
683
00:56:10,099 --> 00:56:13,001
Stay away from my son.
He's not like you.
684
00:56:14,737 --> 00:56:15,869
Is she mad
about the fingering?
685
00:56:15,871 --> 00:56:17,106
What fingering?
686
00:56:19,074 --> 00:56:20,706
Say goodbye, Stevie.
687
00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:21,675
This is the last time
you're coming here.
688
00:56:21,677 --> 00:56:24,010
Hey, but, baby,
what's your number though?
689
00:56:24,012 --> 00:56:26,782
- That's Stevie's mom.
- You not taking that down?
690
00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:29,650
You not taking that down?
691
00:56:29,652 --> 00:56:30,751
They look like
fucking gang members!
692
00:56:30,753 --> 00:56:32,119
What you just
did to me back there...
693
00:56:32,121 --> 00:56:34,454
- Who are these kids?
- I can't fucking trust you!
694
00:56:34,456 --> 00:56:35,889
- Oh. Can't trust me?
- I don't fucking love you!
695
00:56:35,891 --> 00:56:37,825
- Shut the fuck up!
- Oh, my God.
696
00:56:37,827 --> 00:56:39,992
Hey, shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
697
00:56:39,994 --> 00:56:42,729
- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- Listen, I just want to...
698
00:56:42,731 --> 00:56:44,731
I just want to know
where you are.
699
00:56:44,733 --> 00:56:46,133
- Okay? Listen to me!
- Shut the fuck up!
700
00:56:46,135 --> 00:56:48,168
Why are you still talking
to me? Quiet! Be quiet!
701
00:56:48,170 --> 00:56:49,970
I just want to know where...
Just let me drop you off.
702
00:56:49,972 --> 00:56:51,070
I just want to know
where you are.
703
00:56:51,072 --> 00:56:52,171
No! No!
704
00:57:04,219 --> 00:57:05,621
Yo.
705
00:57:08,023 --> 00:57:09,425
You all right?
706
00:57:12,661 --> 00:57:13,996
You don't look all right.
707
00:57:27,108 --> 00:57:29,211
Your mom is, uh...
708
00:57:32,181 --> 00:57:33,916
Very serious.
709
00:57:36,284 --> 00:57:37,820
I just...
710
00:57:40,889 --> 00:57:42,925
I just can't
take this shit sometimes.
711
00:57:43,692 --> 00:57:45,161
What kind of shit?
712
00:57:47,663 --> 00:57:48,931
Just shit.
713
00:57:52,233 --> 00:57:53,969
A lot of the time,
714
00:57:55,737 --> 00:57:57,606
we feel like
our lives are the worst.
715
00:58:00,208 --> 00:58:01,210
But...
716
00:58:05,114 --> 00:58:08,048
I think if you looked
at anybody else's closet,
717
00:58:08,050 --> 00:58:10,586
you wouldn't trade your shit
for their shit.
718
00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:14,891
Like, look at Fourth Grade.
719
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,960
He is...
720
00:58:19,862 --> 00:58:21,664
One of the poorest people
I know.
721
00:58:23,865 --> 00:58:26,934
And I'm not even
making a joke though,
722
00:58:26,936 --> 00:58:30,237
like, he could barely
afford socks.
723
00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:33,710
Seriously. Socks.
724
00:58:35,677 --> 00:58:38,815
Ruben's mom
gets all fucked up.
725
00:58:40,248 --> 00:58:43,051
She just beats on him
and his sister.
726
00:58:46,188 --> 00:58:48,858
Why do you think he
never wants to go home?
727
00:58:50,025 --> 00:58:52,128
Fuckshit's like
my best friend.
728
00:58:53,628 --> 00:58:57,030
And, like, we used to have
all these sleepovers
729
00:58:57,032 --> 00:59:01,233
and fucking
just dream about...
730
00:59:01,235 --> 00:59:04,641
Skating and where
we want to take it.
731
00:59:07,675 --> 00:59:08,878
And...
732
00:59:11,012 --> 00:59:13,181
I just feel like
he's kind of, like...
733
00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:17,153
Losing it a little
or something.
734
00:59:19,153 --> 00:59:23,389
Now every day he's just trying
to figure out where to party,
735
00:59:23,391 --> 00:59:26,663
where to get fucked up, drunk.
736
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,835
It's sad.
737
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:52,055
About, like, three years ago,
738
00:59:57,693 --> 01:00:00,897
my little brother was on
the way to soccer practice,
739
01:00:01,864 --> 01:00:03,766
He was crossing the street...
740
01:00:09,304 --> 01:00:11,173
And he got hit by a car.
741
01:00:34,329 --> 01:00:37,033
It's so weird, like...
742
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,268
We shared a room.
743
01:00:43,271 --> 01:00:46,909
Like, a closet.
744
01:00:48,210 --> 01:00:50,276
Whenever I, like,
get dressed in the morning,
745
01:00:50,278 --> 01:00:51,878
it's just, like...
746
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:55,014
Just looking
at all the clothes,
747
01:00:55,016 --> 01:00:57,219
and they just
blend into each other.
748
01:01:07,862 --> 01:01:09,231
It's just weird.
749
01:01:10,998 --> 01:01:14,971
But after he passed away,
750
01:01:16,871 --> 01:01:20,072
Fuckshit came to my house
751
01:01:20,074 --> 01:01:22,678
and dragged me out
to go skate with him.
752
01:01:26,882 --> 01:01:28,918
It felt good
to have somebody there.
753
01:01:37,025 --> 01:01:38,293
So, let's go.
754
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:46,702
Come on.
755
01:04:11,045 --> 01:04:13,381
- What's up, Fuckshit?
- What's up?
756
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,317
Hey, Sunburn, let me see that.
757
01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:57,987
Hey, you good.
758
01:06:05,126 --> 01:06:07,726
Oh, shit. What's up?
759
01:06:07,728 --> 01:06:09,762
We was down
in Florida on a skate trip.
760
01:06:09,764 --> 01:06:11,630
Have you ever gone anywhere
like that before?
761
01:06:11,632 --> 01:06:12,632
Ah, no man.
762
01:06:12,634 --> 01:06:15,034
Where is the craziest place
y'all been on tour?
763
01:06:15,036 --> 01:06:17,070
- Tampa City.
- Is that out somewhere
764
01:06:17,072 --> 01:06:18,338
like Spain or France
or something.
765
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,805
How do you...
How do you all find...
766
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,045
This is fucking crazy.
767
01:06:29,451 --> 01:06:32,251
Oh, shit.
What's up, Fuckshit?
768
01:06:32,253 --> 01:06:33,588
You good?
769
01:06:44,132 --> 01:06:46,199
What the fuck?
770
01:06:50,739 --> 01:06:53,505
Holy shit!
771
01:06:53,507 --> 01:06:55,575
- Hey
- Hey.
772
01:06:55,577 --> 01:06:58,347
Go chill somewhere else, bro?
Just for a little bit.
773
01:07:03,717 --> 01:07:05,253
Okay.
774
01:07:07,588 --> 01:07:10,557
I'm really sorry
about my friend. He's cool,
775
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:13,258
but when he gets drunk,
he's a fucking idiot.
776
01:07:13,260 --> 01:07:15,095
Don't even trip. Fuck it.
777
01:07:15,097 --> 01:07:16,396
Dude, he touched
my hair, though.
778
01:07:16,398 --> 01:07:17,530
Yeah, that was weird as fuck.
779
01:07:17,532 --> 01:07:20,269
I'm... I'm really sorry,
like, um...
780
01:07:21,135 --> 01:07:24,704
But, yeah, like, we just...
781
01:07:24,706 --> 01:07:27,639
We really like talking
shit to... Fuck...
782
01:07:27,641 --> 01:07:30,209
Fuck, um...
783
01:07:30,211 --> 01:07:31,443
I'm... I'm really sorry,
like... I'm...
784
01:07:31,445 --> 01:07:32,612
Fuck it, it's all good.
785
01:07:32,614 --> 01:07:34,215
I'm kind of, like,
tripping right now.
786
01:07:36,485 --> 01:07:38,421
Think I should go
introduce myself?
787
01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:41,222
No.
788
01:07:46,193 --> 01:07:47,626
This is our filmer,
Tim, right here.
789
01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:49,461
Hey, man. Nice to meet you.
790
01:07:49,463 --> 01:07:50,863
Tim's the man.
He's goes for it.
791
01:07:50,865 --> 01:07:51,831
When we were out there...
792
01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:53,900
He's still the man.
793
01:07:55,737 --> 01:07:58,204
We gotta go. We gotta go back
to somewhere like that.
794
01:07:58,206 --> 01:07:59,809
Florida was so tight.
795
01:08:10,818 --> 01:08:12,584
- Watch out
- What's your problem, man?
796
01:08:12,586 --> 01:08:14,287
You're my fucking problem.
797
01:08:14,289 --> 01:08:15,621
What the fuck
is your problem, man?
798
01:08:15,623 --> 01:08:17,322
- You're my fucking problem!
- Don't fucking touch me!
799
01:08:17,324 --> 01:08:18,223
What the fuck
you going to do, faggot?
800
01:08:18,225 --> 01:08:19,224
Don't fucking touch me!
801
01:08:19,226 --> 01:08:20,759
Don't fucking touch me!
Don't fucking touch me!
802
01:08:20,761 --> 01:08:21,861
What the fuck
are you gonna do?
803
01:09:17,953 --> 01:09:19,255
Come on.
804
01:09:21,622 --> 01:09:23,291
You good?
805
01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,791
Hey, those bitches wanna have
806
01:09:25,793 --> 01:09:27,326
a party
at they parent's place.
807
01:09:27,328 --> 01:09:28,563
Let's roll, nigga.
808
01:09:30,297 --> 01:09:31,599
Let's roll.
809
01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:41,676
In the car.
810
01:09:58,393 --> 01:10:00,195
Let's just get in.
811
01:10:05,966 --> 01:10:08,867
Hey, Stevie, ride shotgun.
812
01:10:08,869 --> 01:10:10,269
See what it look, G.
813
01:10:10,271 --> 01:10:12,341
Why you go pussy
like me, nigga?
814
01:10:32,293 --> 01:10:35,561
Yo, Fuckshit.
Just take everybody home.
815
01:10:35,563 --> 01:10:37,330
No, we're going
to this fucking party.
816
01:10:37,332 --> 01:10:39,499
Just fucking chill.
817
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:40,799
Fuck that shit.
Let's just call it.
818
01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:42,735
Everybody in here is bummed.
819
01:10:42,737 --> 01:10:44,903
I'm not about to let you
fuck up my fun, nigga.
820
01:10:44,905 --> 01:10:46,873
You don't have
any type of fun no more.
821
01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:48,074
Nobody in this fucking car
is having fun,
822
01:10:48,076 --> 01:10:49,642
if you haven't noticed.
823
01:10:49,644 --> 01:10:51,910
Only fun you have
is sucking them pro's dicks.
824
01:10:51,912 --> 01:10:54,847
Stop trying to kill my fun.
You used to be fun as hell.
825
01:10:57,351 --> 01:10:58,953
I heard some fighting, shit.
826
01:11:08,529 --> 01:11:10,062
Could you, like,
pull over, maybe...
827
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,375
Why the fuck did
we get in the car with you?
828
01:11:22,377 --> 01:11:24,643
Help!
829
01:11:24,645 --> 01:11:27,746
Is this fucking blood?
What the fuck?
830
01:11:27,748 --> 01:11:29,949
- Sunburn's fucked up.
- Stevie!
831
01:11:29,951 --> 01:11:32,018
Come on, wake up, Stevie.
Stevie! Stevie!
832
01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:33,452
Fuck!
833
01:11:33,454 --> 01:11:35,120
Help! Stevie!
834
01:11:35,122 --> 01:11:37,757
- Sunburn!
- Stevie!
835
01:11:37,759 --> 01:11:38,825
Why did we get in the car...
836
01:11:38,827 --> 01:11:39,991
What the fuck did you do?
837
01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:42,762
Help!
838
01:11:42,764 --> 01:11:43,699
Sunburn!
839
01:12:49,029 --> 01:12:51,500
Yeah.
840
01:15:41,368 --> 01:15:43,104
Do you want to go see him?
841
01:16:03,224 --> 01:16:04,893
Can I see it?
842
01:16:06,627 --> 01:16:07,929
They took a picture.
843
01:16:13,768 --> 01:16:15,703
Fuck! Shit!
844
01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:18,974
Nigga, what the fuck?
845
01:16:20,774 --> 01:16:22,143
That's fucked up.
846
01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:30,586
Are you okay?
847
01:16:35,323 --> 01:16:37,123
You literally take
the hardest hits
848
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,194
out of anybody
I've ever seen in my life.
849
01:16:45,966 --> 01:16:47,868
You know you don't have to
do that, right?
850
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,789
You guys wanna see something?
851
01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:19,795
5-0! 5-0!
852
01:18:36,144 --> 01:18:38,146
Ow! I hurt my knee!
853
01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:13,211
Motherfucker.
854
01:19:13,213 --> 01:19:14,813
- Fourth Grade?
- Fourth Grade, yeah.
855
01:19:14,815 --> 01:19:17,219
Fourth Grade, dawg.
856
01:19:22,972 --> 01:19:27,972
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