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Christmas, huh,
the chicken wing of holidays.
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Yeah, I said it.
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A lot of work and definitely overrated.
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Don't get me wrong, I like a day off
just like the next guy.
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But give me Juneteenth
or the Fourth of July.
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Heck, I even get down
with Arbor Day.
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At least then you plant a tree
instead of chopping one down.
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And before you go calling me a hater,
you gotta know I have another big reason
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for not messing with Christmas.
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On this day,
everybody's expecting many gifts
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but not me, all I needed was one thing.
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So, I went all the way to the top,
to the one guy
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that I knew could help
with this one request.
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Oh!
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What do you want for Christmas, pally?
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I already sent you a letter
to the North Pole.
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I'm a little behind on my letter-reading,
so, what'll it be?
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I want my parents to not fight.
Can you do that, Santa?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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My dad wants a collapsible fishing rod.
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He loves to fish.
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So, if you could bring him the rod
and he thinks it's from my mom,
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well, that'll solve everything.
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Is that your mom?
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Yeah, that's her.
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She look a little sad because
my dad's been gone for a few days.
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So, Santa, can you do that?
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Where do you live?
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I thought it was a little weird
that Santa asked where I lived,
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but look, the guy has so much
to worry about on Christmas.
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Things were going exactly
the way I wanted them to.
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My dad had come off his business trip
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and made it home
just in time for Christmas.
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What's all this?
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Eddie asked if we could have
a proper Christmas.
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It's beautiful.
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My family was finally together
for Christmas.
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First time in forever.
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Yeah, it's been a long time.
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So we can make it all nice for Santa.
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Right, Dad?
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Yeah, because we wanna make it
nice for Santa, son.
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Little old me had high hopes
for that night.
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I mean, if you can't count on Santa Claus,
who can you really count on?
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So, I bet on old Saint Nick.
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And for a moment,
I thought I rolled sevens.
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Hey, you stealing our stuff?
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But instead, I crapped out.
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No, Dad, no!
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But nope.
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He's come to help!
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It wasn't Santa at all.
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It was just that mall dude
in a rented suit
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there to take instead of give.
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While my pops was deckin' Santa's halls.
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Because of him,
that was the last Christmas
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we ever spent together as a family.
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Stop!
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That's when I learned
not to count on Christmas.
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Oh, yeah, and by the way,
if he ever asks,
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don't give Santa your home address.
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♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock ♪
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♪ Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring ♪
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♪ Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun ♪
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♪ Now the jingle hop has begun ♪
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- Yuck.
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- You kidding me, every station.
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Well, hello, Baby Girl,
how are you today?
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So good, because it's Christmas Eve.
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Oh, yeah, that.
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It's so dumb how you don't like Christmas.
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Now, come on,
you know I like it just fine.
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I just don't like the music,
decorations, ornaments,
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the lights or the trees or the cookies,
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and the excessive shopping.
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You're a dodo.
Are you gonna come by later?
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Of course I'm gonna come by later.
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- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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Hey, Baby Girl, I got another call.
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Okay, then I'll see you later.
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- Bye, Grumpus.
- Bye.
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- Moke, what up?
- Hey, Merry Christmas from Atlanta PD.
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We need our favorite crisis counselor.
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- Can you get down to the arts center now?
- Yep, I got you. I'm on the way.
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Moke, talk to me, what's going on?
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Check it out.
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Do I even wanna know
what he's doing up there?
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- Did you get a name?
- Nope.
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You can take the ladder up.
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Nah, I got this.
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I'll tell you when
to send it up for us, alright?
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Hey, good day to you.
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That's a nice beard, man.
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I've been trying to grow mine out
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and it just doesn't work
for some reason.
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- How you doing? You got a name?
- I'm Luther.
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Luther, I'm Eddie.
And it's a pleasure to meet you.
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- You police, Eddie?
- No, no, no, I'm a clinician.
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Social worker. I work with the police.
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I help people that might be
in some trouble
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but not the police-needing
kind of trouble.
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So tell me, Luther,
what are you doing up here?
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I just wanna be up here on my own.
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Okay, I get that,
but let me tell you something, Luther.
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My job, okay,
the most important part of my job
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is to never let someone
who feels sad and alone
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keep on feeling sad and alone.
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Yeah, well, I do feel
sad and alone today.
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Yeah, Christmas can be tough.
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That's right.
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Did you have good Christmases growing up?
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They were... they were the best.
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- Did your mom do the cooking?
- Yeah.
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My mom made the biggest darn roast
that you ever seen.
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Yeah, mine did too, man.
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- Did the meat fall off the bone?
- Straight off.
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- What about the baby carrots.
- And molasses.
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- Of course, yeah.
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- And red potatoes.
- Red potatoes, I love red potatoes.
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- Skin on or skin off?
- Skin on.
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What do you take me as,
a savage, Luther? Come on, man.
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You got a sense of humor, my man.
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What do you say we head on down, huh?
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I'll get you a bed
at Moonlight Mission, okay?
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Maybe Christmas
doesn't have to be so tricky.
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You believe that?
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I believe in baby carrots
and red potatoes.
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With the skin on.
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Hey, everybody, this is Luther.
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He's thinking about
heading to the Moonlight Mission.
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Let's send Doc Frawley by
to take a look at him.
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Call our girl Naomi over there
at Finnegan's Chop House too,
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tell them we'll need a few slices
of their finest roast.
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With all the fixings, right?
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My man.
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I'll be by tomorrow to check on him, okay?
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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You have a very Merry Christmas, Eddie.
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I don't know what that is
but it sounds awful.
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♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind ♪
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- ♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
- Whoo!
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Yeah, that's more like it.
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♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
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With Christmas Eve
just hours away,
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Congressman Conrad Harf
attends the lighting of the tree
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here in Lakewood, just outside
the Atlanta Moonlight Mission
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which provides transitional housing
and direct care
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to homeless men and women.
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Hey, Luther, my man.
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Go on, get you that roast.
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A Christmas tree is like a pair
of warm open hands
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welcoming all to the season
of love and sharing.
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For me, the true wonder
of Christmas Eve
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is how it makes each of us,
no matter our age
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feel like little children.
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We are all one big family of man
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and the very best gift we can give
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is to help those who have the least.
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I mean that.
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Always remember to be there
for your family, Atlanta.
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That was
Congressman Conrad Harf
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giving that inspiring
and thoughtful speech.
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Hey...
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Hi. You look so shocked.
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What do you see, ghosts
from your past, present and future?
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Very funny. Hey, Baby Girl.
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Hi, Dad! We brought you Christmas dinner.
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Wow. You are dressed up
in red and green.
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In case you bring me
somewhere special.
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I have to look the part.
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Take this for me. Thank you.
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Hold it up. Okay.
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What's this about?
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This is about me having
a high degree of confidence
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that you were not gonna come by tonight.
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I didn't want you
to disappoint our child on Christmas Eve.
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Okay, so let me ask you,
what's the point of us doing therapy
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if you're not gonna let me
try and prove to you that it's working.
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Oh, Eddie, I was just giving you
a head start.
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The ham is the kind you like.
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- With the pineapple loops in it?
- And that brown sugar glaze.
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You know what? Forget about the therapy.
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Why don't we just go dancing tonight?
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Hmm.
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As tempting as that sounds, hmm, no.
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I have some last-minute shopping to do,
but please have my child home by 8:30.
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Wait, wait. You're leaving?
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Uh, yeah. I mean, it's the first time
in what, almost a decade
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that Daddy is not working on Christmas.
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Sounds like some
daddy-daughter fun time to me.
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- Daddy-daughter fun time?
- Your child loves Christmas.
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- Yeah?
- I know, I know...
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- Just have fun.
- I got it.
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- You know me.
- Okay.
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- I'm Mr. Fun.
- Alright.
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Bye, baby, I'll see you later!
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- Bye, Mom!
- Have a good time.
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Put that food in the fridge,
your daddy'll leave it out on the counter.
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Oh, hold up.
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I still don't understand why
we have to wear these dopey things.
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It's called blending in.
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It's Christmas Eve,
which is the genius of the plan
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and also its inherent flaw.
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You can't just show up
at people's homes.
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This way, you look like
a bunch of happy carolers,
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but you're actually
collecting money for me.
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Yeah, call it Christmas camouflage.
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- That's a good one.
- No, no, it's...
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I was just about to say that, so...
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Thank you.
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Here's a list of the people
you'll be collecting money from.
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Protect that iPad with your lives.
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Think of it as a bribery menu.
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Hey, so...
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Does your mother have any new friends
I should know about?
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- Really?
- You know, the type of friends
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that might take her for meals
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and put their arms around her
while watching Black-ish.
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Oh, you mean like Roger?
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- Um, do you have a green...
- No, no, no.
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Did you say Roger? Who's Roger?
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He wears a fur coat
and has tiny eyes,
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but still looks like Bruno Mars.
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Yeah, well, Roger sounds like a real jerk.
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Roger's my hamster, Dad.
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You messing with me of all people?
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You doing the dishes tonight,
you know that, right?
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♪ Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree ♪
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Dad, come look at this!
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Isn't that nice?
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They sound like a bunch of wounded ducks.
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Baby, I gotta go next door
and feed the Mannings' cat.
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They're in Cancun.
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- You wanna come?
- I would but Gabriel and Taniya
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are doing a routine.
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Okay, well, I'll be right back.
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- Don't go anywhere.
- Be nice to Pudding Foots.
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Or she won't come out of her hiding place.
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Her name's Pudding Foots,
I'm a grown man,
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- I'mma call her cat.
- That's a cute name!
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I can't believe
you let him steal the iPad.
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Are we sure it's even in there?
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Of course it's in there.
We tracked it here.
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- Alright, let's go in there and get it.
- Wait, who is that?
247
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,500
I dunno, kinda looks like John Legend.
248
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,833
Pudding Foots.
249
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,916
Oh, Pudding Foots.
250
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:19,500
Here, kitty, kitty.
251
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,208
Cat! Where you at?
252
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:23,416
If my name was Pudding Foots,
I'd hide too.
253
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:24,791
Where you at?
254
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:33,083
I knew I should've started
CrossFit after Thanksgiving.
255
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,833
Mm-hmm, I got those hippo hips.
256
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,916
Got the baboon butt.
Now, look at me, I'm stuck.
257
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,041
Excuse me, do you mind telling me what
you're doing in my neighbor's chimney?
258
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,333
- Can you see me?
- Yeah, I can see you.
259
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,583
What am I doing here, uh...
260
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,125
I'm just... I'm just hanging out, you know?
261
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,500
Doing an impersonation of a bat.
262
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,166
If the bat was Prince.
You know, the singer.
263
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,708
- So we call him Prince bat.
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
264
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:07,958
But you gotta go, you in a lot of trouble
but I'mma get you out.
265
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:11,750
- That'll be blissful.
- You ready? One, two...
266
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,250
- Three!
267
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:20,083
Wow,
I was really stuck in there.
268
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,291
It's not because I gained weight,
you know?
269
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,000
Anywho, can we forget all about this?
270
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,083
Can we not tell nobody
about me trapped in the chimney?
271
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,750
Plus, I got a long night ahead.
272
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,166
I got things to do, as you can see.
Excuse me.
273
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:35,125
Excuse...
Hey, do you hear me talking to you?
274
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,958
Hey, that's not your fridge.
275
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,083
I mean, seriously?
276
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,333
Simple dictums, tainted,
traditional, time-honored customs.
277
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,875
What?
278
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,458
Capers?
279
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,708
So they got capers but no bagels, no lox.
280
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,083
- No green onion shmears?
- What are you doing?
281
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,500
I'm looking for cookies and milk.
282
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,708
And they don't have either.
283
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,625
They don't have neither... either.
284
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:01,625
I've never been clear on the difference
between neither and either, are you?
285
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,500
Neither matters right now because it seems
286
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,958
as if you've broken
into my neighbor's home.
287
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,000
Now, you seem a little confused.
288
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,166
Are you confused?
289
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:19,500
- Now, do you mind if I frisk you?
- Whoa, whoa, Hands McGee, okay?
290
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,166
- Are you the police?
- No.
291
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,791
But I work with the police.
292
00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:27,791
If I can be honest with you, you don't
really look like you work for the cops.
293
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:31,625
You look like you sell copy machines
to people who don't want copy machines.
294
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,333
- Bang.
295
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,541
Official. You see that?
296
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,166
- Atlanta Police.
- I can barely see that.
297
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,333
Thought I left my glasses in the sleigh.
298
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,250
Oh, they're right here.
299
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,791
- In the sleigh?
- Yep, I have a sleigh.
300
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,791
That's not obvious?
301
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,833
- Sleigh?
- Okay, maybe this will jog your memory.
302
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:56,000
"He sprang to his sleigh,
to his team gave a whistle,
303
00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:00,833
"and away they all flew
like the down of a thistle."
304
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,041
S... Stop! Stop talking.
305
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,708
What are you doing in my neighbor's house?
306
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:09,250
I am here to drop off gifts
to the Mannings.
307
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,916
You know the Mannings?
308
00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:13,875
Of course, they're on vacation
right now in Cancun, right?
309
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,791
They're about to come back
with these embarrassing cornrows
310
00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:18,875
which is really weird to see,
but it is what it is.
311
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,750
Look, I've had a long night, I had
a mishap at another client's house
312
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,833
and I'm over here having
another mishap with another client.
313
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,541
Just a little fun fact about me,
I call them clients.
314
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,958
Excuse me.
I got stuff to do, gifts to give.
315
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,166
Hey.
316
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,250
My man, you gotta stop.
317
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,958
Alright, I'm gonna frisk you
just to be safe.
318
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,583
You know something?
Have at it, frisk away.
319
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,333
Now, watch out, though, I'm ticklish.
320
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,583
- Turn around.
- Alright.
321
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,208
You know, going around the globe,
giving out gifts,
322
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,750
no creatures stirring, not even a...
323
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,208
What is this?
324
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,125
Those are carrots.
325
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,875
Those are apparently my snacks.
326
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:01,708
The missus said I need to eat healthier
so she decided to give me carrots.
327
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:04,000
She thinks this will wean me
off the cookies.
328
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,791
Hasn't worked so far.
329
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,250
This is sad.
330
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,125
- What's your name?
- My name is Nicholas Sinter-Claus.
331
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,916
Nicholas Sinter-Claus?
332
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,041
I'll slow it down for you.
333
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,625
Sinter...
334
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,833
Claus.
335
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:23,500
Sinter-Claus.
336
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,541
Oh, like Santa Claus.
337
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,333
- Yes!
- That's cute.
338
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,958
Wow, that was like pulling teeth.
339
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,875
- And what's that for?
- This is my naughty and nice list.
340
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,208
An iPad?
341
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,666
That's right, we've modernized it
by still keeping it traditional.
342
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,875
If I can get this thing unlocked.
343
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,291
Wait...
344
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,958
I can't unlock it.
345
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,375
Somebody else
must've did the face recognition.
346
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,708
Try your face. Okay, your face don't work.
347
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:53,875
Well...
348
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,375
Looks like I'm gonna have to freestyle.
349
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,375
Oh, man, am I behind.
350
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,875
If I don't make it back for sunrise yoga,
Mrs. Claus is gonna be mad.
351
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:04,916
- She loves my flexibility.
- So, we'll get you looked at
352
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,000
and then we'll talk
about things from there.
353
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,291
- Oh no, I gotta call the boss.
- No, I will call the boss.
354
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,458
Dad, is everything okay?
355
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:20,416
Everything is fine, I just need to take
this nice man here to the doctor.
356
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:23,166
I'm gonna call your mom
and tell her to come get you.
357
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,625
What? Now?
358
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,500
I know, it's just that this man
really needs help, okay?
359
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,208
Umm, hey, how you doing?
360
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,958
Your name is Charlotte, right?
361
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,583
- How do you know her name?
- Yes, who are you?
362
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:38,083
Come on, when you see all this,
you can't tell who I am?
363
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,250
- What about the white beard?
- Yeah.
364
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,250
Don't you think
if you gonna claim to be Santa,
365
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,125
that you should include
his signature attribute?
366
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:47,291
Okay, look, the whole
white beard thing is a myth.
367
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,833
Started by the Scandinavians.
368
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:52,625
As soon as they said I had a big
white beard and a little curly mustache,
369
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,041
everybody believed it.
370
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:59,458
Okay, fine, I dyed it, alright?
I'm going through a midlife crisis.
371
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:03,000
I am 1,462 years old.
372
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,125
If I wanna look younger
for at least three years, I deserve that.
373
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,416
So, you're Santa, huh?
When were you born?
374
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,916
A lot of questions, little Oprah.
375
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:15,291
- I was born in 200 AD.
- And where?
376
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,166
- Alright, uh, Anatolia.
- What's Anatolia?
377
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,875
And you're Gayle, too.
378
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,208
Anatolia is what Turkey is now.
379
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:26,750
You speak pretty good English
for a guy who was born in Turkey.
380
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,875
I'm very diverse.
381
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,291
I speak 172 languages and dialects.
382
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,833
Baby, I'mma take you home first, alright?
383
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:36,625
And then I'll deal with Mr. Sinter...
384
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,083
Nick.
385
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,958
You know something, I do need help.
386
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,041
Luring my reindeer.
387
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:44,166
The reindeer.
388
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,916
How do you do that?
389
00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,875
Now, Prancer has separation anxiety,
390
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,750
and Dancer hasn't been eating well.
391
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,875
Yeah, he's got somebody with him.
392
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,875
So, what do you want us to do?
393
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,916
Dr. Galoshes said it could be
a stomach flu, I don't know.
394
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:59,458
- Dr. Galoshes?
- Yeah, Dr. Galoshes.
395
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,708
Dr. Galoshes is the best
penguin doctor in the North Pole.
396
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,083
And see,
it's not because he treats penguins,
397
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:08,458
it's because he's a penguin
that's actually a doctor.
398
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,666
Now, check this out.
399
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,208
This little clicker
is powered by Christmas spirit.
400
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,666
Look at the sky right now.
401
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:20,166
What you're about to witness
is a sleigh being pulled
402
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:24,041
by eight bold and beautiful reindeer.
403
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,416
Must have mis-paired the Bluetooth.
404
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:37,416
Baby, as you can see, this guy
definitely needs some help, okay?
405
00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:40,083
He's trying to call reindeer
out of the sky.
406
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,791
I'm gonna drop you off first
and take this man where he needs to go.
407
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:46,708
You know something,
I definitely need to be checked out.
408
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,083
I'll check on these reindeer later,
you know?
409
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,125
Yeah, we should do that.
410
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,333
Like I've been saying.
411
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,291
What?
412
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,750
Santa fun fact number two,
413
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,833
- I sweat glitter.
414
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,416
That is so cool!
415
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:07,791
Here we are...
416
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,375
Comet, Vixen...
417
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,041
Bro, you doing way too much.
418
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,333
- You know my friend, David Banks?
- Yeah?
419
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,208
His dad said that Santa is Black.
420
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,333
They just changed all the history books.
421
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,500
First of all,
I love little Davie Banks.
422
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,041
He is having an amazing year,
423
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:30,208
that's one kid who won't be getting
cauliflower this year.
424
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:34,625
- Cauliflower?
- Yeah, we phased out coal a few years ago
425
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:37,583
'cause of the whole ecological,
you know, stuff going on.
426
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,416
Burning coal, there's a lot of it.
427
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:42,458
So, if you're naughty, you get a lump
of cauliflower in your stocking.
428
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,250
Dad, he is really Santa!
429
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,291
My real name is Nicholas Sinter-Claus.
430
00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:49,500
Hyphenated, Santo.
431
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,541
You know, I took Mrs. Claus' last name.
432
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:54,208
We're progressive up there,
you gotta move with the times.
433
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:58,541
But I also got a few nicknames,
we got K Cringe, we got S Clau,
434
00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,541
we got Ro-ho-ho.
435
00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:03,416
Oh, my favorite, Gifty McPresents.
436
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,041
The Third.
437
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,583
Okay, so, if you're really Santa Claus,
438
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:10,333
then tell me
what Charlotte wants for Christmas.
439
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:14,291
First of all, she wants
a Rise Up, Sing Out t-shirt, right?
440
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,208
Number two, she wants
the Anna and Elsa dolls,
441
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,083
'cause she loves Frozen.
442
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,375
She wants a pretend make-up kit
443
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:24,791
and lastly, she wants a pink scooter.
444
00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:27,583
He's right! Oh my gosh, see Dad?
445
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:32,000
I've never met an eight-year-old girl
that did not want a pretend make-up set.
446
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,666
Eddie, would you happen
to have some cookies
447
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:38,000
or other affiliated baked goods?
448
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,875
I'd take a Girl Scout cookie,
a vanilla wafer,
449
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:43,125
I'd do oatmeal raisin,
I just need a cookie.
450
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,500
Oh and look,
I got a doctor's note right here
451
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,500
that says I can have the snacks.
452
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,500
Let me guess, from a penguin?
453
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,958
No, from my other doctor,
Dr. Buttons.
454
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:56,875
Look, I'm sorry for the penmanship.
Dr. Buttons is a cat that paints.
455
00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:00,250
- W... Where did you get this?
- My secret Santa pocket.
456
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,250
I checked all your pockets.
457
00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:06,958
Yeah, that's why it's called
a secret pocket.
458
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,958
I keep all types of things in there.
459
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,791
I got reindeer food in there,
uh, I keep yak repellent.
460
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,708
Oh, I got tinsel, like, removers,
461
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:17,125
a little brush, you knock
the tinsel right off, comes off easily.
462
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:20,166
Also, do you understand
that I'm missing work right now?
463
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,125
This is the first time
in thousands of years.
464
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:24,000
I've never missed a night.
465
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,041
Sorry, Nick, my dad
sort of hates Christmas.
466
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:31,125
That's okay, Charlotte,
he has his reasons.
467
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:35,041
Hey, what are you talking about,
I have my reasons?
468
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,333
What does that mean?
469
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:39,083
Eddie, I know everything.
470
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:42,083
I know everything,
that's not just like a slogan.
471
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,291
- No, it is a fact.
- I'm sorry, wait, wait.
472
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,666
What's that smell? Do y'all smell that?
473
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,875
- What is that?
- What smell?
474
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:53,666
I don't know, it kinda smells like...
Like cinnamon.
475
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,291
That would be me.
476
00:23:57,291 --> 00:24:00,458
- What would be you?
- Santa fun fact, it's number three.
477
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,500
Santa farts smell like cinnamon.
478
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,458
- I'm sorry, what?
479
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,458
Oh, there he is.
480
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,916
- Pull over.
481
00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:23,791
- What?
- Pull over!
482
00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:25,125
No.
483
00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:28,916
What are they, nuts?
484
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,250
Oh no!
485
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:35,833
- Man, who are they?
- It looks like a snowman and an elf...
486
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:38,375
And a nutcracker,
AKA every Tuesday at my house.
487
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,791
Are you kidding me? Go!
488
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:55,833
- Oh... Oh no!
489
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,791
I think we lost them.
490
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,791
- Are you okay, baby?
- Yeah.
491
00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:05,000
What was that?
492
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,458
Man, you know people
get crazy on Christmas Eve.
493
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:10,291
- This stuff happens all the time.
- Come on, come on.
494
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:13,166
No, no, don't do this to me now.
495
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,583
Unbelievable.
496
00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:29,041
- Hello?
- We lost him.
497
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,666
How is that possible?
498
00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:33,291
I don't know, it's been a long night, sir.
499
00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:35,791
- You know what else is long, Mary?
- What's that?
500
00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,125
- Prison sentences.
- Oh, Congressman...
501
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:41,583
But let's not torture ourselves
thinking about what can happen to us
502
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,750
if that thing falls into the wrong hands.
503
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,875
My house is a wreck!
504
00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:47,291
- I know, I'm sorry, sir.
- Bologna soup.
505
00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:49,583
Fish patties. Turkey-fried turkey.
506
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:52,125
These are some of the things
they serve in prison.
507
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:55,125
Which is where we will end up
if you don't find that iPad.
508
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,625
Hold on a moment.
509
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,125
A few
of my constituents are here.
510
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,958
♪ Glory to God ♪
511
00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:04,958
- We'll get them, sir.
- Shut up.
512
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:19,458
♪ O come let us adore Him ♪
513
00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:23,333
♪ Christ the Lord ♪
514
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:28,250
Find him, find him, find him,
you have the capability.
515
00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:31,750
Bring me that Santa Claus!
516
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,333
Hold on, okay? I'm gonna call a cab.
517
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:41,666
Just gimme a second, we'll be okay.
518
00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:54,291
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
519
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,291
You have a phone?
Mine's picking up some weird signal.
520
00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:01,208
I don't need a cell phone.
If I need to message somebody,
521
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,208
all I gotta do
is call my flock of puffins.
522
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:04,291
Check this out.
523
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,666
Puffins!
524
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,166
Ka-ka-ka-ka!
525
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:16,375
P... Puffins?
526
00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:21,041
You know something, I forgot.
527
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:22,875
I gave them the holidays off.
528
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,541
This is what I'm gonna go,
I'mma take you down to Atlanta PD.
529
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,708
See, I got a friend named Bobby Carlotta.
530
00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:32,250
I went to high school with him,
now he's a detective
531
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:35,541
and he can get you to the hospital,
get you the help that you need.
532
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:37,000
Simple as that.
533
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,375
Then you and I, Baby Girl,
we can go to your mom's and wait.
534
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,791
I can't believe she's still out shopping.
535
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,625
Oh, she loves last-minute shopping.
536
00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:47,625
Which is fine by me. Shop, mamma, shop!
537
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,708
Ooh, I love that. Shop, mamma, shop.
538
00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:51,625
- Shop, mamma, shop!
- Shop, mamma, shop!
539
00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:53,916
- Please don't stop.
- Please don't stop.
540
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:56,250
- Go to all the stores.
- By them gifts galore.
541
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,916
Shop, mamma, shop!
542
00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:02,250
- Wow, that was fun.
- Y'all make such a great little team.
543
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,625
- She's amazing.
- I love it. Um...
544
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,833
When I bring you in,
I'mma do you a little solid, okay?
545
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:11,750
When I talk to Bobby,
I won't mention the breaking and entering.
546
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:15,125
Okay? I'm just gonna let him know
that you might be an individual
547
00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,250
that is going through a bit of a crisis.
548
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,500
- And needs an evaluation.
- Mm-hmm.
549
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,166
You get where I'm coming from?
550
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,583
- Oh, I got you.
- Okay.
551
00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,416
But you know who you need to help?
552
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:27,708
Bobby Carlotta, your classmate.
553
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,250
Loves Union Pacific train sets,
that's right.
554
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:33,833
I've given him one every Christmas.
555
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:36,875
But he doesn't want nobody
in the precinct to know
556
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:41,500
that he loves to sit at home
and play with train sets.
557
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,833
Got me?
558
00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:45,708
Yeah, got you.
559
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:49,375
Just like you're a grown man
acting like Santa.
560
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,291
Kinda like that?
561
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,208
- Anything?
- No, we lost him.
562
00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:03,791
Oh, wait, there he is. We got him.
563
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:06,416
- Where?
- Up here, make a left at the light.
564
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,291
Hey, how's it going?
565
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:24,416
- I'm just checking on y'all.
- Listen, she is having a ball.
566
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,833
Oh, really? Well, that is amazing.
567
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:32,083
Well, I was hoping that maybe
once you drop her off,
568
00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:36,500
we could have a drink,
'cause I found this really cute recipe
569
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,250
for peppermintinis
where you coat the glass
570
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,875
with crushed candy cane and...
571
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:43,458
Wow, that definitely sounds great.
572
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:45,708
- We might be just a little late.
- Wait, why?
573
00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:46,791
Um...
574
00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:50,583
Daddy-daughter fun times,
just like you said.
575
00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:52,875
Daddy-daughter fun time. [chuckles]
576
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:56,458
Okay, well, I'm finishing up
this last-minute shopping
577
00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:59,666
and I'll see you soon for peppermintinis.
578
00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:01,500
Yeah, can't wait.
579
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,041
Okay, bye.
580
00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:07,625
We really need to get home.
581
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:10,083
Mom and Dad are separated,
they see a therapist.
582
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:12,833
- Charlotte.
- It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
583
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:16,166
Therapy's a good thing.
Me and Mrs. Claus see a therapist too.
584
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,875
Let me guess, another penguin?
585
00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:20,500
No, our therapist is not a penguin, Eddie.
586
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,291
He's a walrus.
587
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:24,208
That's right, Arturio Tuskanini.
588
00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:27,625
- Tuskanini?
- Mm-hmm. Dr. Arturio Tuskanini.
589
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:31,375
Look, Eddie, me and the missus
have rough patches too.
590
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:33,250
We've been married for centuries.
591
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:36,333
- Every couple has problems.
- Centuries...
592
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,791
So, what's triggering you?
593
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:40,041
Hey, that's really none of your business.
594
00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:41,416
I would like to know too.
595
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:43,125
Why don't you and Mom get along?
596
00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:45,916
Hey, hey, we get along just fine.
597
00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:50,000
It's just sometimes, people,
they... they stop fitting together.
598
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,166
Alright?
599
00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:55,833
I will admit, I...
600
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,916
I don't like when she gets sad either.
601
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:06,000
I think that there's some things
about tonight we can just leave out.
602
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,125
I mean, like us being downtown.
603
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,875
- Gotta dash.
- Nick!
604
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:12,541
Nick!
605
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,000
Nick!
606
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,416
We got you!
607
00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,625
- Come on, Charlotte.
- What about his bag?
608
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:28,083
Don't worry about it,
this man needs our help.
609
00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,125
Let's go.
610
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:39,500
Okay, listen baby,
whatever you do, do not let go of my hand.
611
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,750
Don't worry, I'll protect you.
612
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,125
There's too many of them.
613
00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:47,791
Oh, sorry.
614
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,083
Hey-hey!
615
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,625
Where is your outfit?
616
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:54,041
My bad, my bad.
617
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,208
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
618
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:02,708
This place is great!
619
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:05,666
This is definitely
a recurring nightmare I've had.
620
00:32:05,666 --> 00:32:08,500
Let's hurry up and find him
so we can get out of here.
621
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:11,375
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
622
00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:14,541
Let's go.
623
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:19,333
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
624
00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:23,625
♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus ♪
625
00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:27,000
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
626
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:31,416
♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪
627
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,875
♪ Fa la la, la la la, la la la ♪
628
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:38,791
♪ While I tell of Yuletide treasure ♪
629
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:42,416
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
630
00:32:44,916 --> 00:32:47,125
Alright, everybody,
let's keep things going.
631
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:50,208
We got a special guest for you,
he's got an oldie but goodie
632
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:52,541
he wants to sing,
I know you gonna like it.
633
00:32:53,916 --> 00:32:56,708
- Do you see him?
- I see lots of him.
634
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,625
I can't tell them apart.
635
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:06,541
♪ Out of all the reindeer,
you are the mastermind ♪
636
00:33:06,541 --> 00:33:07,916
♪ The mastermind ♪
637
00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:12,500
♪ Run, run, Rudolph,
Randolph ain't too far behind ♪
638
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,250
♪ So run, run, Rudolph ♪
639
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,166
♪ Santa's gotta make it to town ♪
640
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,375
♪ Make it to town
Make it to town ♪
641
00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:20,458
Excuse me.
642
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:23,708
♪ Santa make him hurry, tell him
he can take the freeway down ♪
643
00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:26,958
No!
644
00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:29,000
♪ I'm reeling like a merry-go-round ♪
645
00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:34,333
♪ Said Santa to a boy,
Child, what have you been longing for? ♪
646
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,791
Come on, Dad.
647
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:41,083
♪ All I want for Christmas
is a rock-n-roll electric guitar ♪
648
00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:46,666
♪ And away went Rudolph
Whizzing like a shooting star ♪
649
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,166
Coming through.
650
00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:53,291
Out the way, out the way.
651
00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:55,833
Hey Nick. Hey, hey, Nick!
652
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:59,291
Hey, Nick, it's Charlotte!
653
00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:02,000
Oh, hey, Charlotte, come on up here.
She's good.
654
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,666
- Hey, hey, man, what are you doing?
- What you got? Show me what you got.
655
00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:07,750
That's my daughter, bro.
What you doing?
656
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:11,708
Okay, okay, that's impressive.
657
00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:14,333
But let me show you
what we do at the North Pole.
658
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:17,416
Check this out, this here's
called the North Pole shimmy.
659
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:20,166
- That's right.
- Ooh! Yeah!
660
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:25,166
- Baby, hey!
- Dad, come on up.
661
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,791
Yeah, yeah, he's good.
662
00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,666
- Baby, what're you doing?
- Just do what I do.
663
00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:34,916
Have a little fun! The North Pole shimmy.
664
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,916
Oh, come on.
665
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,583
Good job!
666
00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,291
Hey, Eddie and Charlotte,
why don't we get up out of here?
667
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,958
Yeah!
668
00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:16,416
Wow!
669
00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:19,333
Dad, watch this!
670
00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:24,500
- No...
- I'm literally flying!
671
00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:28,250
... go, man.
672
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:33,291
Yeah!
673
00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:40,875
How come none of y'all caught me?
674
00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:46,291
♪ Make it to town, make it to town ♪
675
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,750
Go, go!
676
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:54,250
When is this night gonna be over?
677
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,416
He couldn't have gone too far.
678
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,000
Can't we just let him go?
679
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,541
Baby, I want to let him go
and get you home to your mom,
680
00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:05,291
- but I just can't, okay?
- Why?
681
00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:07,708
Because the most important part
of Daddy's job
682
00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:10,333
is to never let someone
who feels sad and alone
683
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,625
keep on feeling sad and alone, okay?
684
00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:14,583
I don't think he feels sad and alone.
685
00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:17,791
I actually think he's one
of the jolliest people I've ever met.
686
00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:20,333
And that's because
you're too young to understand.
687
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,000
No I am not!
688
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,083
You just don't like him
because he's Santa Claus
689
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,541
and you hate Christmas.
690
00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:29,791
He's not Santa Claus
because there's no such thing...
691
00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,125
Let's get you home.
692
00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,375
Something we should've done
a long time ago.
693
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:38,750
Look, Dad!
694
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:42,083
Remember, he sweats glitter.
695
00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:02,083
Nick, that was so cool,
you were incredible!
696
00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:03,833
Oh, thank you!
697
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:07,041
I would say I missed you,
but it's only been, like 10 minutes.
698
00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:09,541
Hello, Edward.
699
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:11,875
You mind telling me
what that was back there?
700
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,583
You mean that amazing performance?
I had so much fun.
701
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,083
I never pass up an open mic.
702
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:18,875
I can do any genre, too.
I can do R&B, I can do jazz...
703
00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:21,583
Yeah, I'm not talking
about the little performance,
704
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:24,416
I'm talking about you jumping
out of a moving cab.
705
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:27,000
- Who were you running from?
- Oh, that.
706
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,416
That was nothing.
Charlotte, check this out.
707
00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:30,791
They really got it right.
708
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,875
- So, is this how the North Pole really is?
- It is.
709
00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:37,625
They even depicted
the candy cane department.
710
00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:39,125
That looks amazing but...
711
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:42,791
Hmm, the only thing missing
is Ms. Paloma Sharp.
712
00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:44,000
Who's she?
713
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,666
She invented the candy cane.
714
00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:50,250
So, her dad was really old,
really elderly, right?
715
00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:53,541
And he broke his ankles,
so she created crutches out of caramel
716
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:55,625
but they really wasn't sturdy, so...
717
00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:58,458
So instead of crutches,
she gave him a cane.
718
00:37:58,458 --> 00:38:01,208
- That's right, they called it the...
- Candy cane!
719
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,500
Can I have a word with you
for a second, please?
720
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,708
You can have a whole paragraph
if you want to.
721
00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,958
Okay, listen, I'm trying to be
as compassionate as I can be.
722
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:12,250
I wanna help you, but you gotta
stop messing with my kid's head.
723
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:15,166
She's a sweet girl
who's just overly trusting
724
00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:17,125
with this wild imagination.
725
00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:18,375
Let me get this straight,
726
00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:20,875
you don't think that's great
characteristics for a person to have?
727
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:23,125
Not if it's gonna set her up
for disappointment.
728
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:26,375
Life is hard and as her father,
I have to protect her.
729
00:38:27,291 --> 00:38:28,416
You understand?
730
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:29,958
Yeah.
731
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:33,750
I understand that you need
a puppy for Christmas.
732
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,083
- That's right.
- A puppy?
733
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,958
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't want a puppy for Christmas.
734
00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:40,375
Oh, yes, you do 'cause puppies are loving
735
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:44,333
and soft and when you're mad,
they just knock down the walls with love.
736
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,333
Love is like a bulldozer...
737
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,916
Bulldozer is a perfect name for a puppy!
738
00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:52,250
Yeah!
739
00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:55,166
I don't want a puppy
named Bulldozer for Christmas!
740
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,666
- I want you to have a puppy, Dad.
- Char, please...
741
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,291
- Nick!
- Come on.
742
00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:01,916
- Come on.
- Nick!
743
00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:04,250
Wait. Nick. Nick!
744
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:08,625
Listen, I know in your world
you don't like to give straight answers,
745
00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:10,458
but who is that following us?
746
00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,125
I don't know, I really don't.
747
00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:15,708
But what I do know is there's
two billion children all over the world
748
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:18,291
expecting me to deliver
Christmas gifts tonight.
749
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:21,000
Whatever, fine,
but we need to call an Uber, okay?
750
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,750
Maybe my phone is working again...
751
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,083
I bedazzled it. You're welcome.
752
00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:27,875
- When did you do this?
753
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:31,583
I did it in the cab while we were
being chased by those bad guys.
754
00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:35,500
Don't bling anything else
of mine, or else.
755
00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,625
- Do you hear me?
756
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:41,333
Saint Nick! Hello!
757
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:47,500
- Nick, where you going?
- Our ride is here.
758
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,541
Dad, our ride is here!
759
00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:51,125
What ride, what're y'all...
760
00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,375
Hey, hey!
761
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,625
Hey! Hey!
762
00:39:56,541 --> 00:39:57,583
What are you doing?
763
00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:00,291
These people 'bout to take us
to safety and there's room for us all.
764
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:01,875
- Charlotte, come on.
- Hey, hey.
765
00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:04,125
We are not getting in a van
with strangers.
766
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,958
Oh, Eddie, they're not strangers.
767
00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:07,458
I know exactly who they are.
768
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:09,625
- See, he knows who they are.
- There!
769
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:12,625
Come on, Eddie, time's a-wastin',
we gotta get out of here.
770
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,458
- Come on, get in. Yes!
771
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:31,083
- It is really you?
- Yep, it's me in the flesh.
772
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:33,291
This is a dream come true.
It's incredible.
773
00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:35,875
- And he's in our van.
- Where'd you get those boots?
774
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,041
This is unbelievable!
775
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:38,625
- Santa.
- I know!
776
00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:41,666
I'm sorry, can you take us
to the Atlanta Police Department?
777
00:40:41,666 --> 00:40:44,541
- 1045 Young Boulevard.
- Absolutely not.
778
00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:47,333
We're the Truckles.
I'm Sonia, that's Kayleigh,
779
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:50,208
and Diego and up here
at the wheel is Martin.
780
00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,125
Holly jolly, Señor Claus.
781
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:53,625
Holly jolly it is.
782
00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:56,041
Let me tell you,
I am so happy to meet y'all.
783
00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:57,916
What? I thought you knew them.
784
00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:00,666
I do know who they are.
They are my fans.
785
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,708
- The biggest fans.
- Number one.
786
00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,125
- Ever.
- Super fans!
787
00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:05,333
I love it!
788
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:07,583
- Truckle gang, give me an H.
- H!
789
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:08,916
- Give me an O.
- O!
790
00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:12,333
That's the flow, now run that back for me
three times, what do ya get?
791
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:13,708
Ho-ho-ho!
792
00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:15,083
We do Christmas!
793
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:16,875
- Oh my God, okay.
794
00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,125
- Honey, please. Keep us safe.
- Holly jolly.
795
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:22,333
- We are not gonna crash tonight.
- Not with our precious cargo.
796
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:23,416
And the kids.
797
00:41:23,416 --> 00:41:26,000
Yeah, okay, you do Christmas,
but what's your job?
798
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,541
What do you do for a living?
799
00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:30,208
- We're the Santa Seekers.
- The Santa Seekers?
800
00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,666
- We seek Santa.
- Whoa, whoa...
801
00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:34,000
So I'm looking at all this equipment here.
802
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,875
- This is how you found me?
- Yeah.
803
00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:38,083
- I made all this.
- Our Kayleigh is a whizz
804
00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:39,375
with the computer stuff.
805
00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:41,166
Every Christmas, Kayleigh hacks
806
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,500
into NORAD systems
so we can track on our own.
807
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,833
We discovered Santa was just
a few blocks away from where we were.
808
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:50,583
At Tommy Tom-Tom's All Night Greek eating
our traditional Christmas Spanakopeeta.
809
00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:51,666
Spanakopita, honey.
810
00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:52,958
Tommy Tom-Tom's!
811
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:55,166
On Elm Street, that's right, Tommy wanted
812
00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:59,916
a kebab slicer for Christmas
and a vertical broiler
813
00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:02,166
because his old one's pretty much broken.
814
00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:05,000
- Those get really hot, too.
- That's the Santa Signature.
815
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,666
- See how it moves as we move?
- That's so neat!
816
00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:10,833
Sorry, does anybody have a phone?
I need to call the police.
817
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:13,416
- And mine is, uh...
- What happened to it?
818
00:42:13,416 --> 00:42:14,750
He happened to it.
819
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,083
Guilty as charged.
820
00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:18,625
- It's beautiful.
- Amazing.
821
00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:20,375
Please do not encourage him.
822
00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:22,041
Oh, this is the perfect time
823
00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:25,666
for my "Songs for when I finally
find Santa" Spotify playlist.
824
00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:29,458
- No, you don't have to do that for us.
- Yes, hit it, Kayleigh!
825
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:31,791
No, no, don't do that.
There's no need.
826
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:33,958
Tell us something about the reindeer
that no one knows.
827
00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:37,958
Well, check this out, here's
a little known Santa fun fact number four.
828
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,416
- Come on.
- We know reindeer love to fly.
829
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:43,625
But they have other skillsets
like they're good at giftwrapping,
830
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,750
they can make pasta from scratch.
831
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:48,000
Matter of fact,
they make a mean pot roast.
832
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,958
The meat comes off the bone!
833
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,291
But, what they're most skilled at
is protecting Santa Claus.
834
00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:58,041
That's right,
they all got a bunch of special skills.
835
00:42:58,916 --> 00:43:02,166
So if you mess with Santa,
you messing with the reindeer.
836
00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:05,250
- Really? Wow.
- Oh, and another one.
837
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,208
They do not like Christmas music.
838
00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:08,458
No way.
839
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:11,000
Matter of fact, their favorite song
is the theme from Rocky.
840
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,416
- Who doesn't?
- That's ludicrous.
841
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:15,250
It's true. Well, this is my stop.
842
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,333
Not again.
What's up with this guy?
843
00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:25,500
The turtle dove
has flown the coop, honey.
844
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,416
The partridge left the pear tree.
845
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,916
Hey, listen, did we offend Saint Nicholas
with all of our questions?
846
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:32,291
Char, come on.
847
00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:35,250
Listen, I already told you,
he's not Saint Nicholas, okay?
848
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:37,333
- Of course he is.
- Of course he is.
849
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:39,833
Buddy, 1045 Young Boulevard,
I'll take you there.
850
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,625
- We're good, just keep doing Christmas...
- Don't slam the door.
851
00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:44,500
You just made the naughty list.
852
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,083
I can't believe
he just jumped out of the van.
853
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,166
Dad, aren't we going to find Nick?
854
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:52,208
Nah, I think maybe you were right.
Maybe we just let him go.
855
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:55,166
I mean, if he wants to keep playing Santa
all night, let him play.
856
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,958
It's not like he's hurting anybody.
857
00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:59,458
What about you saying
the most important part of your job
858
00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:02,291
was to never let someone
who was feeling sad and alone
859
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:04,000
keep on feeling sad and alone?
860
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,416
What about you saying
he was the jolliest person ever?
861
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:10,750
- Remember that, huh?
- I just think he might need our help, Dad.
862
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:12,375
Whether he's Santa or not.
863
00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:21,166
Come on, Dad!
864
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,750
Nick.
865
00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:30,250
- What is going on?
- Look, I recognized the neighborhood.
866
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,250
And I was like, wait a minute,
I got some associates here.
867
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:34,500
So I figured we go in,
you call your police
868
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,333
and I get some supplies.
869
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:37,708
Who is it?
870
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,041
- It's me, Boss Tinsel.
- Oh my God, Nick?
871
00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:43,708
Come on, Dad, can't we just go inside
872
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:46,166
and use the phone
to get him the help he needs?
873
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:50,083
These associates of yours,
they better not make any trouble.
874
00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:53,000
Oh, come on,
my associates don't make trouble.
875
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,041
- My associates make toys.
- Dad, come on!
876
00:44:57,041 --> 00:44:59,000
He said they make toys.
877
00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:03,583
Okay, look Eddie, I get it, right?
You don't believe I am who I am.
878
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Fine.
879
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
But let me show you something
that'll completely change your mind.
880
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,083
Come with me.
881
00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:16,625
♪ On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪
882
00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:20,625
Yo, Nick!
883
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,583
St. Nick's here!
884
00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:31,666
♪ Ten lords a-leaping ♪
885
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:34,083
♪ Nine ladies dancing ♪
886
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:36,541
♪ Eight maids a-milking ♪
887
00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:38,958
♪ Seven swans a-swimming ♪
888
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:41,000
♪ Six geese a-laying ♪
889
00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,458
What up? It is Christmas.
890
00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:48,958
I mean, the most magical time
of the year, Eddie.
891
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:51,541
I get it, you're a doubter,
you don't believe in anything.
892
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:54,291
But I ran into my fair share
of doubters in my time.
893
00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:58,125
But once I show them
this wonderful workshop full of toys,
894
00:45:58,125 --> 00:46:00,500
everybody's converted, check this out.
895
00:46:03,291 --> 00:46:07,083
I mean, when you see all these toys,
your mind is gonna be blown.
896
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:17,041
Um, Nick, where are all the toys?
897
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:19,375
Yeah, Nick, where are all the toys?
898
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:21,083
Yes, the toys.
899
00:46:22,458 --> 00:46:26,208
You know what, the elves,
the elves took it on the road
900
00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:29,000
because it's already Christmas morning
in Australia.
901
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,916
Or maybe Christmas afternoon.
902
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:33,916
Maybe Christmas evening.
I'm not really good at time zones.
903
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,208
You would think I would be,
but I'm terrible.
904
00:46:36,583 --> 00:46:38,833
You know, Gerald and Lucille
will explain everything.
905
00:46:38,833 --> 00:46:40,666
Let's go inside and meet the crew.
906
00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,416
There he is, my man.
907
00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:47,750
Sorry skip, we finished the work early
so we started the party.
908
00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:50,833
Of course you did,
that explains why there's no toys.
909
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:53,958
Hello, Nick.
And who is this cuteness?
910
00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:57,666
This little pepper right here
is Charlotte and that's her father, Eddie.
911
00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:00,250
Eddie's a non-believer.
912
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,375
Really? Oh, Claustrophobic.
913
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,750
- I'm sorry, what?
- Claustrophobic, fear of Santa Claus.
914
00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:08,625
I'm just gonna ask one more time.
915
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:10,625
- What is this place?
- Look here, Eddie.
916
00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:13,541
There are two billion families
in over 160 countries
917
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:15,041
that celebrate Christmas.
918
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,375
Yeah, so?
919
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:18,916
At an average
of 1.8 children per household,
920
00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:21,583
Nick here delivers gifts
to a bazillion kids.
921
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:24,000
- A bazillion?
- It's crazy, right?
922
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,166
Yeah, that is.
It's not the only thing crazy.
923
00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:30,541
Look, I can't produce all those toys
at the No' Po' like that.
924
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,250
- So, I outsource.
- That's right.
925
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,375
With satellite operations in every city.
926
00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:36,875
- Did you say No' Po'?
- Yes, the North Pole.
927
00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:40,291
Oh, Lucille,
please tell me you have some cookies.
928
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:43,833
I got a test for the quest and found out
that my blood sugar was pretty low.
929
00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,125
So, I need some cookies.
930
00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:47,291
Do I have some cookies? Of course!
931
00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:50,291
- Yes!
- To the kitchen, for some cookies.
932
00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:51,458
Dad, cookies!
933
00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:55,500
Gerald and Lucille,
y'all outdid yourselves this Christmas.
934
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,833
Look at these Christmas cookies!
935
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:00,750
All this deliciousness.
936
00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:05,041
Now, I'm only supposed to have
two cookies, but I might cheat today.
937
00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:08,000
But if I cheat, I gotta call
my weight coach, Dr. Parnis
938
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,041
and Dr. Parnis is a lemming
so if he hears the bad news...
939
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:13,208
- He might jump off a cliff?
- Exactly.
940
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,875
Oh, Charlotte, look how beautiful
these cookies are.
941
00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:19,875
Hey, would you like to cookie up?
942
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,833
- Dad, can I cookie up?
- No.
943
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,166
- What even is that?
- I'm glad you asked.
944
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:28,750
See, what you do is you grab
one of these freshly baked cookies
945
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,833
and you put it towards your mouth
like this and then you...
946
00:48:31,833 --> 00:48:33,333
Cookie up, y'all.
947
00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:37,291
Mmm.
948
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,833
It's just eating cookies, I don't see...
949
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:43,000
Listen, do you have a phone
that I could use, please?
950
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,041
Mm-hmm. It's right over there.
951
00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:56,208
Bet you've never seen one of these before.
952
00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:03,666
- Hello?
- Alli, it's me.
953
00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:06,000
Hi. Where are you guys?
954
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,583
Where are we?
955
00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:09,333
You were supposed
to have her home by 8:30.
956
00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:12,583
Listen, we'll be home soon,
we just got a little sidetracked.
957
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,666
Sidetracked?
958
00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:16,416
- No, no, we're gonna be home soon.
- Where are you guys?
959
00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:18,750
Um... we're downtown.
960
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,333
At this time of night?
What are you doing downtown?
961
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,625
Where is Charlotte?
962
00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:26,041
She's right here by me.
It's a work thing.
963
00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:30,250
Oh my gosh, you actually
found a way to go to work tonight.
964
00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,666
- No, no, it's not like that.
- It was one night, Eddie.
965
00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:34,750
I can understand you
maybe disappointing me.
966
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,958
- But to disappoint Charlotte?
- Disappoint?
967
00:49:36,958 --> 00:49:40,541
She is having the time of her life.
Hold on, lemme let you talk to her.
968
00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:43,666
Tell your mom that you're good
and safe and not disappointed.
969
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:45,416
- Tell her.
- Hi, Mom.
970
00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:48,500
- Baby, hi. Are you okay?
- We're with Santa Claus...
971
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:51,833
And he has a penguin doctor
and he sweats glitter.
972
00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:54,083
And there's these people,
Lucille and Gerald
973
00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:55,666
and they aren't actually elves...
974
00:49:55,666 --> 00:49:57,041
Oh, okay.
975
00:49:57,625 --> 00:50:00,208
Okay, put your father
back on the phone, please.
976
00:50:00,791 --> 00:50:03,500
- Everything's fine, I told you.
- Bring my child home.
977
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,875
- I will.
- And you know what?
978
00:50:04,875 --> 00:50:08,291
- You can forget about the peppermintinis.
- Alright, I got you.
979
00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:15,416
Problem here is that you've got
some brandy fruitcake crumbs
980
00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:17,208
in the transmitter circuit.
981
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,833
But technically,
I don't see anything wrong.
982
00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:22,625
So, how'd you end up
hanging out with this dude?
983
00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:26,000
Look, the night...
The night started pretty normal.
984
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,625
You know, I was getting
all my out-of-towners out the way,
985
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:31,500
visiting all the homes
of the folks who are away, right?
986
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:36,041
The Harf family was supposed
to be in Florida, West Palm.
987
00:50:36,916 --> 00:50:38,708
Or so I thought.
988
00:50:39,250 --> 00:50:42,208
Here's a list of the people
you'll be collecting money from.
989
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:45,333
What I didn't realize was I was about
to interrupt a crooked congressman
990
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,333
who was being bribed to shut down
the Moonlight Mission.
991
00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:50,541
Password is 4273.
992
00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:52,000
It's my name, Harf.
993
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,333
Oh, one of the stops
is the homeless shelter
994
00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:56,958
that you did the candle-lighting
ceremony at this morning.
995
00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:58,958
That's right, the Moonlight Mission.
996
00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:02,208
Mr. Marty Plaseck is going to pay me
to get his hands on that land.
997
00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:04,458
Yeah, but, what's he want
with a homeless shelter?
998
00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:06,708
He's gonna tear it down
to build a tire store.
999
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:09,125
What can I say? I'm a bad guy.
1000
00:51:09,125 --> 00:51:11,250
Yeah, this guy
was a real carbuncle.
1001
00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:16,333
♪ What you gonna get her for Christmas? ♪
1002
00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:20,250
Anyway, I put on my jams
like I always do for the out-of-townies.
1003
00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:29,666
♪ Look here Santa Claus
here's the deal ♪
1004
00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:33,083
♪ I'mma go to the club on Christmas Eve ♪
1005
00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:36,541
♪ And when I come home I wanna see
This underneath my Christmas tree ♪
1006
00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:40,250
♪ Wit dat big booty girl you left for me
Stockings on da fireplace ♪
1007
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:42,708
♪ Some of that egg nog alizzae ♪
1008
00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:44,458
Hello?
1009
00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:47,208
Excuse me?
1010
00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:50,750
You can see me?
1011
00:51:51,291 --> 00:51:52,291
Yes.
1012
00:51:52,291 --> 00:51:53,750
Um...
1013
00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:56,958
- What are you doing here?
1014
00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:59,458
What am I doing... this is my house.
1015
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:01,083
This is your house?
1016
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:03,541
Oh, you know something?
1017
00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:05,333
I'm with the gas company.
1018
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,750
Dressed as Santa?
1019
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:11,375
B... Because we are...
We're rebranding.
1020
00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:14,708
We're trying to be more family-friendly.
1021
00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:18,250
We've decided to dress according
to the season, so, you know,
1022
00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:20,791
on Easter, I am an Easter bunny.
1023
00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:23,750
Halloween, I'm Dracula,
the old-school version
1024
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,791
with the v-neck hairstyle
and the fangs.
1025
00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:31,791
It's all about the children growing up
'cause they're the future bill payers.
1026
00:52:31,791 --> 00:52:35,000
And because of that,
the children are the future!
1027
00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:40,250
Ow!
1028
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,458
Ah!
1029
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,833
Alright, that's it! Ah!
1030
00:53:06,541 --> 00:53:07,541
Yes.
1031
00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:10,375
Hope you and your friends
like cauliflower.
1032
00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:11,458
Get him!
1033
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:15,541
And ever since,
these goons have been chasing me.
1034
00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:18,125
Wow, you gotta be kidding me.
1035
00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:21,583
You put me and my daughter
through this terrible night
1036
00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:23,166
all for some bungled burglary?
1037
00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:25,500
Eddie, look, it wasn't
some bungling burglary.
1038
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,291
All this time,
I thought you really needed help.
1039
00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:30,458
I thought you had real issues.
1040
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:32,416
Come to find out
you're just a common crook!
1041
00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:34,500
Okay, whoa, take it easy, fella.
1042
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,708
- He doesn't mean that.
- Of course I mean it.
1043
00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:40,375
So, that's who they were, huh?
The people that tried to run us over.
1044
00:53:40,375 --> 00:53:42,375
The ones that's been chasing us all night.
1045
00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:44,458
- Is that who you tried to rob?
- He didn't rob anybody.
1046
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,541
Zip it, Willy Wonka.
1047
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:50,333
Hey, hey, hey, bring it down.
That's the total opposite of me, okay?
1048
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:52,833
I'm a leaver, not a taker.
1049
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:55,416
All the charades this whole night,
all of the games.
1050
00:53:55,416 --> 00:53:57,375
Over! The whole night. Let's go, baby.
1051
00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:59,208
You are not gonna
take away everything.
1052
00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:01,083
Everything. Even the cookies.
1053
00:54:01,083 --> 00:54:02,333
- No!
- Yes.
1054
00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:07,875
Yes!
1055
00:54:09,666 --> 00:54:11,791
Yes! Exactly what I was looking for.
1056
00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:14,583
- The night is not over yet.
- It's all fixed.
1057
00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:15,791
Thank you.
1058
00:54:15,791 --> 00:54:18,208
Bobby, this whole night
is just out of control.
1059
00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:19,791
It's been a complete nightmare!
1060
00:54:19,791 --> 00:54:21,041
Yeah, you need the address?
1061
00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:22,833
- Don't do this, Dad.
- Charlotte, please.
1062
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,708
- No.
- 259 Perry Street.
1063
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:27,333
Atlanta, Georgia, 30316.
1064
00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:30,333
Alright, everybody, this has been real.
1065
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:32,083
But I'm shutting the circus down.
1066
00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:34,083
I'mma get everybody
the help that they need.
1067
00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:37,125
That means you, ladies, stop dancing.
Moulin Rouge is over.
1068
00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:41,166
Would you like some Christmas caroler
caramel confection?
1069
00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:43,875
- Where's Nick?
- On the roof retrieving the reindeer.
1070
00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:47,458
Gerald is seeing him out because
Nick has to deliver the gifts tonight.
1071
00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:50,000
Oh, he asked me to give you this.
1072
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,750
Gerald, thanks for everything,
especially the cookies.
1073
00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,250
I'll be out your hair
in a minute, okay?
1074
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:02,958
Anything for you, Nick,
you know that.
1075
00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:06,000
- Hopefully this thing works.
- It should work.
1076
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:11,541
You know something, Gerald,
I know exactly why it's not working.
1077
00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:13,875
It's not working
'cause Eddie doesn't believe.
1078
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:16,333
Nick!
1079
00:55:17,791 --> 00:55:19,833
The fun is over. That's it.
1080
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,875
You got to stop
with this ridiculous show.
1081
00:55:22,875 --> 00:55:27,125
- Wow, you really are a non-believer.
- Enough. Please don't start with that.
1082
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,500
- And you're an old-fashioned thinker.
- Bro, you own a fax machine.
1083
00:55:30,958 --> 00:55:32,208
And a rotary payphone.
1084
00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:35,166
Okay, everyone,
let's be nice and cooperative.
1085
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,958
You know, a whole bunch of people
are gonna wake up tomorrow
1086
00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:40,791
to discover Christmas is canceled.
1087
00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:42,958
- That's on you.
- I'll have to own that.
1088
00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:47,416
You know why? 'Cause I actually
prefer Thanksgiving a lot better.
1089
00:55:47,416 --> 00:55:48,666
Let's go, sir.
1090
00:55:49,583 --> 00:55:51,958
- What do we do now?
- We improvise.
1091
00:55:57,708 --> 00:56:00,000
We'll put out an All Units
on that SUV
1092
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,375
but without a license number,
it's gonna be tricky.
1093
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:05,916
If you could just hold him
until Atlanta PD can bring full charges
1094
00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:08,875
so I can get Charlotte home to her mother
I would greatly appreciate it.
1095
00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:10,708
I don't think you're gonna have to wait.
1096
00:56:10,708 --> 00:56:12,708
We got a call
about 10 minutes after yours.
1097
00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,208
Eddie, this is detectives Jack Finer
and Zachary Strome.
1098
00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:17,458
- Nice to meet you.
- With the DeKalb County warrants division.
1099
00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:20,583
Turns out your perp's wanted in connection
with a whole spate of B&E's up there.
1100
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:22,250
It's time for Ron to face the music.
1101
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,416
- Ron?
- Ron Campbell.
1102
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,291
AKA the chimney thief.
1103
00:56:28,666 --> 00:56:31,250
- He have any personal items?
- Just this.
1104
00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:32,666
What's that?
1105
00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:34,625
That's the reindeer clicker.
1106
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,041
Eddie, what's going on?
1107
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:47,208
What's going on
is you're not Santa Claus.
1108
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:48,458
You're Ron Campbell.
1109
00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,416
A burglar from Atlanta.
1110
00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:53,041
- But you knew that, right?
- I have a bunch of aliases,
1111
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:54,375
and that's not one of them.
1112
00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:57,166
Sometimes I go by Victor Van Vitch,
you got Freddy Cougar.
1113
00:56:57,166 --> 00:57:00,041
Mellencamp, that's a good one,
or my new favorite,
1114
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:01,791
Lil Baby Claus.
1115
00:57:01,791 --> 00:57:04,000
All the rappers
got Lil and Baby in their names,
1116
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,541
so I thought I'd try it too.
1117
00:57:05,541 --> 00:57:08,250
Please don't make this
more difficult than it has to be.
1118
00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:10,208
Eddie, listen to me.
1119
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000
These men are not who they say they are.
1120
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,541
That's it, Nick.
1121
00:57:14,541 --> 00:57:16,458
Next time, come up with a better story
1122
00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:19,000
'cause there's no such thing
as penguin doctors
1123
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,625
and reindeer who like to fight
to movie themes.
1124
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:24,458
There's only honest people
and dishonest people.
1125
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,458
And you know which one you are, right?
1126
00:57:29,041 --> 00:57:30,625
You really don't believe.
1127
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,333
Nick, where are you going?
1128
00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:46,875
Honestly, I don't even know.
1129
00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:50,416
Take care of your dad, okay, Charlotte?
1130
00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:53,458
So long.
1131
00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:00,875
- Little Bobby Carlotta.
- Mm-hmm.
1132
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,166
No train set for you this Christmas.
1133
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,541
I've given you 35 of them.
1134
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:07,041
Play with the old ones.
1135
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:09,833
No choo-choo for you!
1136
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,333
No idea what he's talking about.
1137
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:18,125
Dad, don't let them take Nick.
1138
00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:19,958
Charlotte, he was being untruthful.
1139
00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,791
Lying to us the whole night.
1140
00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:23,625
Okay? He's not Santa Claus.
1141
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,208
I could actually use a snack,
I'm a little hungry.
1142
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,750
Can we stop so I can get
some cookies or something?
1143
00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,458
Where is it?
1144
00:58:30,958 --> 00:58:32,833
- The tablet.
- I knew it!
1145
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,375
I knew y'all were bad guys.
1146
00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:36,000
I had a feeling, right?
1147
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,083
I'm supposed to know, it's part of my job.
1148
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:40,166
- To know who's naughty or nice...
- Shut up!
1149
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:42,416
Where is the tablet?
1150
00:58:42,416 --> 00:58:45,541
Well, I usually keep the tablet
in my secret Santa pocket,
1151
00:58:45,541 --> 00:58:47,833
but guess what,
it's not in there.
1152
00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:49,000
Right, right.
1153
00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:53,208
You're welcome for us doing your job.
1154
00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:55,000
- Did you get it?
- No.
1155
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,625
It's gonna take come persuading.
Harf is at the mayor's Christmas party.
1156
00:58:58,625 --> 00:58:59,875
See you there.
1157
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,500
Yo, Eddie.
1158
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,333
Found this in your guy's cell.
1159
00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:08,375
He didn't have it
when he was being processed.
1160
00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:11,875
Yeah, he has this thing where
he makes stuff disappear somehow.
1161
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,375
I can't figure out how he does it.
1162
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,333
- Think you could get me an Uber?
- Yeah, I got you.
1163
00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:18,041
- I owe you.
- Yeah, you do.
1164
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,250
Harf.
1165
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:41,791
H-A-R-F.
1166
00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:45,041
Oh, I can't believe it was that easy.
1167
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:46,833
Oh, wow.
1168
00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,583
What?
1169
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:51,208
Can you believe
this is how they've been tracking us?
1170
00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:54,458
- The iPad?
- Yes, these are very bad people, Char.
1171
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:57,000
Doing very bad things.
1172
01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:13,083
Anyone smell cinnamon?
1173
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:19,958
You know, feelers out there, and if...
1174
01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:25,333
Excuse me, gentlemen.
1175
01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:28,750
Oh my God, he's even trying
to shut down the Moonlight Mission.
1176
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,333
A Christmas tree is like a pair...
1177
01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:33,208
Can you believe that?
1178
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:35,625
He stands out there popping off
about all the good things
1179
01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:37,500
he's gonna do to that place.
1180
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:41,333
Dad, look, those are
the guys who took Nick.
1181
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,083
We need to help him.
1182
01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,916
He may be different
than who we thought he was, Dad,
1183
01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:48,041
but he's not a bad person.
1184
01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:49,291
Okay.
1185
01:00:49,291 --> 01:00:52,333
I'll call my guy, Bobby, at the station
and let him know, okay?
1186
01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,708
I gotta un-bedazzle this phone somehow.
1187
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:03,375
- What's that?
- Remember, Lucille gave it to me.
1188
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:06,000
Said it was from Nick. Let me see.
1189
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,291
Dear Santa, instead of toys this year,
1190
01:01:11,291 --> 01:01:14,000
I would like my parents
to not fight so much
1191
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,333
and to not get a divorce.
1192
01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:18,791
They are Theo and Brenda Garrick.
1193
01:01:18,791 --> 01:01:20,916
I have an idea for you.
1194
01:01:20,916 --> 01:01:23,500
My dad wants a collapsible fishing rod.
1195
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,041
He loves to fish.
1196
01:01:26,041 --> 01:01:29,250
He catches bass and trout and shad,
1197
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:32,833
so if you could bring him the rod
and he thinks it's from my mom,
1198
01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:34,541
everyone would be happy.
1199
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:38,000
Thanks and safe travels
this Christmas Eve.
1200
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,083
Your friend, Eddie Garrick.
1201
01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:45,833
We do have to help him.
1202
01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:48,000
- We do?
- Yes, we do.
1203
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,333
- But we don't know how to find him.
- Look!
1204
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:55,958
- Gimme an H, gimme an O...
- You're the smartest girl I know.
1205
01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:58,916
Alright, if you don't want a bad rating,
change of plan.
1206
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:00,125
New address.
1207
01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:01,208
Whoa.
1208
01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:04,500
Hey, bud, you haven't touched
your chicken.
1209
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,625
Oh, honey, don't be disappointed.
1210
01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:08,625
I get it, Santa jumped
out the back of our van
1211
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:10,375
but at least we got to meet him.
1212
01:02:10,375 --> 01:02:12,083
And he knew who we were.
1213
01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:14,666
He knew who we were,
he knew who you were.
1214
01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:16,083
We need your help.
1215
01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,708
- Oh, hey.
- What's going on?
1216
01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:20,000
- Oh, you.
- What do you need our help for?
1217
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,541
- To find Nick.
- Alright.
1218
01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:24,416
Damn this thing!
1219
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:27,125
Tony, how many times I tell you, huh?
How many times?
1220
01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:28,666
We need to get a new machine.
1221
01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:30,166
I can't work like this.
1222
01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:32,708
Where is he now?
1223
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,000
He's right here!
1224
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,041
- Right where?
- Uptown.
1225
01:02:37,041 --> 01:02:39,375
- Uptown where?
- Looks like the mayor's mansion.
1226
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:41,666
- Then that's where we have to go.
- What for?
1227
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,000
To save Santa Claus!
1228
01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:49,000
Somebody wants to do Christmas.
1229
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,791
No, no, no...
1230
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,500
Okay, let's just go.
1231
01:02:56,291 --> 01:02:58,583
- What do we do?
- We do Christmas!
1232
01:03:01,416 --> 01:03:03,958
♪ It's Christmas time
and we got the spirit ♪
1233
01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:08,958
♪ Jack Frost chillin', the hawk is out
And that's what Christmas is all about ♪
1234
01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:11,791
Wow, is that snow?
1235
01:03:11,791 --> 01:03:14,875
We haven't had snow on Christmas Eve
in maybe 30 years.
1236
01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:17,958
Not maybe. It's been exactly 30 years.
1237
01:03:17,958 --> 01:03:20,583
♪ We wanna say Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year ♪
1238
01:03:34,041 --> 01:03:36,375
- Where's he at now?
- Just outside the mansion.
1239
01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:47,333
- Are you okay, honey?
- Two months worth of CrossFit, honey.
1240
01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:49,125
- Alright.
1241
01:03:50,916 --> 01:03:52,750
- Be careful.
- I got this.
1242
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,416
Dad, I wanna go with you.
1243
01:03:58,416 --> 01:04:01,458
Not a chance, you stay here.
You guys keep an eye on her, okay?
1244
01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:04,083
Eddie, don't forget this.
1245
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:05,833
Hey, Eddie!
1246
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:07,833
- Huh?
- Do Christmas.
1247
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Yeah.
1248
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:19,875
Here's what I'm thinking,
I'm thinking you brought me here
1249
01:04:19,875 --> 01:04:22,125
to get the naughty
and nice list, of course,
1250
01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:24,833
but it's not the naughty and nice list
'cause you already have that.
1251
01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:27,500
So, when you're done with the list,
just give it back to me
1252
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:29,375
so I can finish my deliveries
for the night.
1253
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:30,833
- Hello.
1254
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:32,291
Let me see him.
1255
01:04:34,291 --> 01:04:35,500
Where's my tablet?
1256
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:38,416
Like I told your associates,
I don't know what you're talking about.
1257
01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:40,291
You were in my house looking for it.
1258
01:04:40,291 --> 01:04:42,916
- Who do you work for?
- That's been a debate for generations.
1259
01:04:42,916 --> 01:04:45,791
You know? Some people think
I work for Mother Nature,
1260
01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:47,250
or Father Time,
1261
01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:49,750
and recently everybody thinks
I work for Beyoncé.
1262
01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:52,083
But no, every married man
would understand this.
1263
01:04:52,083 --> 01:04:53,500
I work for Mrs. Claus.
1264
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,708
Mrs. Claus is running everything,
whatever she tells me to do,
1265
01:04:56,708 --> 01:04:58,958
that is what I do.
1266
01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:00,833
As soon as I get out of this event,
1267
01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:03,208
you and I are going to have
a little discussion
1268
01:05:03,208 --> 01:05:06,916
and I'm not going to lie,
it will be painful for you.
1269
01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:08,416
- Mary?
- Yes, sir.
1270
01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:10,666
I'll meet you at the place
next to the thing
1271
01:05:10,666 --> 01:05:12,750
and we will get
this information out of him.
1272
01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:14,250
Copy that, boss.
1273
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,375
- Let's get this over with.
1274
01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:21,875
It's probably the boss to clear up
where the place by the thing is.
1275
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:24,250
- Good, 'cause I had no idea.
- Yeah, boss?
1276
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:31,083
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
1277
01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:33,666
♪ Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪
1278
01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:35,708
Where'd he go, where'd he go?
1279
01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:37,916
Nick!
1280
01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:39,666
Go get him!
1281
01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:41,375
Hey, Eddie, how you doing?
1282
01:05:43,541 --> 01:05:45,333
What is going on in there?
1283
01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:48,083
Guess they heard
one too many Christmas songs.
1284
01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:52,750
Looks like it's wearing off now,
let's get out of here.
1285
01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:54,500
Claus! Right there.
1286
01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:56,208
Get him!
1287
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:01,416
Madam Mayor.
1288
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,250
What a lovely party.
1289
01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:05,750
Thank you so much, Conrad,
that's so nice of you.
1290
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,416
Now, what do you want?
1291
01:06:07,416 --> 01:06:09,208
What're you doing here?
1292
01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:11,583
- I came here for you.
- What do you mean you...
1293
01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:14,041
- Did the Truckles track me here?
- Yeah, they did.
1294
01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:16,125
You know what? I love that family.
1295
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:18,791
Look, there's one more thing
I gotta tell you, but...
1296
01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:20,875
Let's just get out of here.
I'll tell you later.
1297
01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:22,166
They can't guard him
1298
01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:23,916
and I'm the loud soccer mom.
1299
01:06:23,916 --> 01:06:26,958
I'm sorry, excuse me,
Madam Mayor, just a moment.
1300
01:06:32,416 --> 01:06:33,416
They got away.
1301
01:06:33,416 --> 01:06:36,375
You know, those bad guys
are after my naughty and nice list.
1302
01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:38,125
- Oh, macaroons.
- Yes, I know.
1303
01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:41,083
Harf is a congressman
on the House of Appropriations Committee.
1304
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,166
He's been accepting bribes
and he's basically using it
1305
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,666
like his own private piggy bank.
1306
01:06:44,666 --> 01:06:46,208
Those are a lot of words.
1307
01:06:48,291 --> 01:06:49,875
Come on, come on, man.
1308
01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:52,250
So, the tablet that you took
1309
01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:55,125
contains a list of all the pay-offs
he intends to collect tonight.
1310
01:06:55,125 --> 01:06:56,500
You believe that, Eddie?
1311
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,375
Stop!
1312
01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:19,708
- You okay, boss? You look tired.
1313
01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:23,750
Where's my tablet?
1314
01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:25,833
Like I said, I don't know.
1315
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:31,750
Look, Santa,
I have no problem destroying this...
1316
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,083
for every kid in America.
1317
01:07:34,083 --> 01:07:35,625
Oh, sorry.
1318
01:07:36,541 --> 01:07:38,750
He thinks I'm just local, no, I'm...
1319
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,750
I'm global.
1320
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:42,166
Okay.
1321
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,708
- What about you?
- What about me?
1322
01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:46,916
What's your involvement in all of this?
1323
01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:49,083
I'm just Santa's helper, that's it.
1324
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,833
Eddie, did you just say...
1325
01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:55,166
- Did you just say that out loud?
- Don't do that.
1326
01:07:55,166 --> 01:07:57,000
That you're Santa's helper.
1327
01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:00,083
- You've come such a long way, Eddie.
- Don't...
1328
01:08:00,083 --> 01:08:01,500
Y'all heard that!
1329
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:04,250
He said he's Santa's helper!
1330
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,208
- Alright.
- That is partnership!
1331
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,958
Okay, okay, alright, alright.
1332
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,250
Okay, don't go too far.
1333
01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:11,791
- Calm down.
- What is happening here?
1334
01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,041
How can these two rob us,
1335
01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:16,166
outfox us, outrun us?
1336
01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:17,541
These two!
1337
01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:19,916
Man, you are not Santa Claus.
1338
01:08:19,916 --> 01:08:22,625
And you, you're not whoever it is
you think you are.
1339
01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:24,541
Why you messin' with me?
I didn't do anything.
1340
01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:27,375
Take them to the spot
and use everything we learned
1341
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:29,500
on Google on how to extract information
1342
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:32,083
from those who don't want
information extracted from them.
1343
01:08:32,083 --> 01:08:33,458
Yes, Conrad Harf!
1344
01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:38,708
When you were nine years old,
you wanted the Action Arthur ninja doll.
1345
01:08:38,708 --> 01:08:41,083
With the kung fu grip...
Yes you did, yes you did.
1346
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:43,750
- Yes you did.
- I don't know what you're talking...
1347
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:45,000
about.
1348
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,500
It had the little button in the back
and the foot and the arm would come up.
1349
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:51,291
The right foot and the left hand
and it would do a karate thing.
1350
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:53,625
But you wanted it.
It was tricky, we couldn't get it
1351
01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:56,208
because the gingerbread men
decided to go on a strike.
1352
01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:59,875
I know you really wanted that action doll
and I'm sorry I couldn't get it for you.
1353
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,500
But it all makes sense now
1354
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:05,583
which is why you probably got this weird
origin villain story right now.
1355
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:06,958
Shut up!
1356
01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:11,250
You guys take care of this.
1357
01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:14,166
I got it.
1358
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,166
Give me this.
1359
01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:26,708
Very good.
1360
01:09:27,541 --> 01:09:29,958
- Now...
- Eddie, you gotta believe.
1361
01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:35,083
- Believe and magic happens.
- What shall we do about these two?
1362
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:38,541
- What is that?
- Little known Santa fact number four.
1363
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,583
Reindeer can do more than just fly.
1364
01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:43,916
They're great at gift wrapping,
making pasta from scratch,
1365
01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:47,541
and protecting Santa
against anybody that messes with him.
1366
01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:04,083
Eddie, open your eyes.
1367
01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:40,666
Man, where have they been all night?
1368
01:10:41,041 --> 01:10:43,458
They've just been circling the sky
waiting on you.
1369
01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:45,208
Just waiting on you to have faith.
1370
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:23,833
♪ Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years ♪
1371
01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:26,291
♪ I'm rocking my peers
Putting suckas in fear ♪
1372
01:11:26,291 --> 01:11:28,791
♪ Making the tears
Rain down like a monsoon ♪
1373
01:11:28,791 --> 01:11:31,041
♪ Listen to the bass go boom ♪
1374
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:37,708
Turn those lights off!
1375
01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:42,500
Please, no!
1376
01:11:50,041 --> 01:11:52,000
♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪
1377
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,416
♪ Mama said knock you out ♪
1378
01:11:54,416 --> 01:11:56,708
♪ Don't you never ever pull my lever ♪
1379
01:11:58,208 --> 01:11:59,750
♪ 'Cause I explode ♪
1380
01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:05,291
Aww.
1381
01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:08,458
♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪
1382
01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:19,208
♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪
1383
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:26,083
- How long will I be up here?
- It's what you get.
1384
01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:27,583
Mommy!
1385
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,750
- You see the reindeer?
- Yeah!
1386
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:41,416
- You wanna go pet them?
- Mm-hmm.
1387
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,750
Hi!
1388
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,375
You're so fluffy.
1389
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:48,250
Good job.
1390
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:51,166
I missed you so much,
great job tonight, ladies.
1391
01:12:52,416 --> 01:12:54,791
Alright,
let's get out of here.
1392
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:55,875
Hey, Nick.
1393
01:12:56,791 --> 01:12:59,041
- You're forgetting something.
1394
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,125
Can't forget this.
1395
01:13:02,125 --> 01:13:03,541
Thank you.
1396
01:13:04,416 --> 01:13:05,416
Hey.
1397
01:13:08,791 --> 01:13:12,375
You know, this whole time you've been
trying to get me to believe in you.
1398
01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:15,875
I want you to know that
1399
01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:19,708
I wouldn't have got there
if you didn't believe in me first.
1400
01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:23,333
Look, Eddie, I would love
to take the credit for this, but...
1401
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,875
It wasn't about me believing in you.
1402
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:30,250
You know who truly believed in you
to make all this happen?
1403
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:32,791
That amazing little girl
right over there.
1404
01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:37,375
Can you smile for me?
1405
01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:40,291
Hi!
1406
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:43,041
So, are these your brothers
or your sisters, or... ?
1407
01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:44,416
Look, Eddie,
1408
01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:48,041
all I wanna do
is have you start believing again.
1409
01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:50,666
Like you once did, you know?
1410
01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:53,041
When eight-year-old Eddie
1411
01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:58,416
thought that a fishing rod
would solve all of his problems.
1412
01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:04,625
You know,
things aren't so bad, Nick.
1413
01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:06,500
Things aren't so bad at all.
1414
01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:15,291
Oh, before I forget.
1415
01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:17,125
Could you give this to Harf for me?
1416
01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:21,208
- Got it.
- Tell him it's from Santa.
1417
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:33,416
Bye, Nick!
1418
01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:38,125
You really pulled out all the stops
this year, Madam Mayor.
1419
01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,375
He's on the move!
1420
01:14:52,666 --> 01:14:55,000
So, my dad pressed
the reindeer clicker, right?
1421
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,416
And that called the reindeer.
1422
01:14:56,416 --> 01:14:59,000
Are you getting this?
Should I start over?
1423
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,916
Everything you need to know
about the crooked congressman
1424
01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:04,791
and his three stooges
is on there, alright?
1425
01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:07,333
Harf, before you go...
1426
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:09,791
- He wanted you to have this.
- What is it?
1427
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,916
- Guess you gotta open it and see.
1428
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,583
No... No...
1429
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:20,500
Action Arthur! Action Arthur!
1430
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:22,958
I'm a good boy now!
1431
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,625
- Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
- Yeah, okay...
1432
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:28,125
- Get him in.
- Action Arthur, officer!
1433
01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:30,166
Action Arthur.
1434
01:15:30,166 --> 01:15:32,208
Maybe he really was Santa.
1435
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:34,375
I told you the entire time.
1436
01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:36,500
He's magic!
1437
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:38,375
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1438
01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:43,333
Aren't you guys a little old
to be believing in Santa Claus?
1439
01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:45,083
I'm 42.
1440
01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:54,875
Hello? Nick! You okay?
1441
01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:57,958
You got it, brother.
1442
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:02,333
We are back, people! We are back!
1443
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,291
Merry Christmas!
1444
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,958
One, two, three...
We saved Christmas!
1445
01:16:12,666 --> 01:16:13,958
Alright, let's roll.
1446
01:16:13,958 --> 01:16:15,458
Time to keep on trucking.
1447
01:16:33,458 --> 01:16:35,625
It's okay, Dad, you'll do great.
1448
01:16:44,541 --> 01:16:46,000
Are you okay? Oh!
1449
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:50,000
- I'm fine, we had the best night.
- Where were you?
1450
01:16:50,458 --> 01:16:53,708
I know you're not gonna believe me,
but we were with Santa Claus.
1451
01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:56,916
Okay, you know what, Eddie?
Now is not the time to mess with me.
1452
01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:59,500
No, no, baby, we were.
We were with Santa Claus.
1453
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:02,208
I promise. Charlotte,
you gonna leave me out to dry?
1454
01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:05,000
- Back me up.
- Mom, Dad's telling the truth.
1455
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,083
We were!
1456
01:17:06,083 --> 01:17:08,125
Now you've enlisted
our 8-year-old daughter
1457
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,666
to go along with your shenanigans?
1458
01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:11,916
No, I would never do that,
I'm telling you.
1459
01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:14,000
Just listen for a second.
1460
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,250
What was that?
1461
01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:22,791
What are y'all looking at?
1462
01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:28,375
What are you doing here?
1463
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:32,583
See, I knew your story wouldn't fly,
so, I decided to help you out a bit.
1464
01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:34,958
Yeah, it crashed right into the ocean.
1465
01:17:34,958 --> 01:17:36,916
- Hi.
- Hi.
1466
01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:39,333
You're the Santa Claus...
1467
01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:41,958
Yes, I am The Santa Claus.
1468
01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:44,916
Okay, well...
1469
01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,083
What's up with the hombre beard?
1470
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:50,291
He dyed it because of his midlife crisis.
1471
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,625
You, you...
This is all quite unbelievable.
1472
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:55,750
You know what's unbelievable?
1473
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:58,916
The look on your seven-year-old face
1474
01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:03,208
when you got
your Mr. and Mrs. Seahorse family playset.
1475
01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:06,208
You were so excited to have that.
1476
01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:08,625
You didn't think
you'd get a gift that year because...
1477
01:18:08,625 --> 01:18:10,750
My dad had lost his job.
1478
01:18:12,416 --> 01:18:14,833
I don't remember telling you about that.
1479
01:18:14,833 --> 01:18:16,708
You didn't, that's what I'm saying.
1480
01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:18,916
This is what I've been
dealing with all night.
1481
01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:21,541
Okay, goodnight.
1482
01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:23,458
Wait, don't leave just yet.
1483
01:18:23,458 --> 01:18:26,875
Eddie here has something
he wants to tell you.
1484
01:18:26,875 --> 01:18:30,166
- I do?
- He knows what you are thinking.
1485
01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:32,708
I know what you're thinking,
so you gonna say it.
1486
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:33,791
You gonna say it.
1487
01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:35,375
- Yes, I do, I do.
- He does.
1488
01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:38,583
- There you go, go ahead, do your thing.
- I... I'm going.
1489
01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:40,708
Okay, gimme some space.
1490
01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:41,916
Okay.
1491
01:18:45,041 --> 01:18:46,750
- Allison...
- Allison...
1492
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,541
You know something?
1493
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:51,458
I'll be over here.
1494
01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:58,041
Allison, I think I've always been afraid.
1495
01:18:58,041 --> 01:19:01,958
Ever since I was eight years old,
I've been terrified
1496
01:19:01,958 --> 01:19:04,625
because on Christmas,
my parents split up.
1497
01:19:05,125 --> 01:19:08,416
So, when Charlotte turned eight,
it just all came flooding back.
1498
01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:11,791
And I figured it's safer to,
as you say, detach.
1499
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,208
But that's not being safe, I know.
1500
01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:17,208
That's just being afraid.
1501
01:19:19,083 --> 01:19:22,041
Now I realize
none of that makes any sense.
1502
01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:25,875
Not when you have something
that you really believe in.
1503
01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:29,208
And for me, that's you.
1504
01:19:31,916 --> 01:19:33,791
And my beautiful daughter, Charlotte.
1505
01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:38,583
I guess what I'm trying to say is that
1506
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,041
you two are my Christmas.
1507
01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:43,708
Every day of the year.
1508
01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:45,750
And I love you.
1509
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:51,458
It took your buddy, Santa,
to help you figure out all of this?
1510
01:19:52,208 --> 01:19:55,375
He did a little bit, yes.
I'll give him a little credit.
1511
01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:58,708
Man, you gonna make me cry.
1512
01:20:03,458 --> 01:20:04,791
So, what did you think?
1513
01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:06,916
About what I said?
1514
01:20:10,333 --> 01:20:11,333
I think...
1515
01:20:13,833 --> 01:20:15,666
- It was alright.
- What?
1516
01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:18,708
I think I like it.
1517
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:26,125
Santa, why is your bag moving?
1518
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:30,000
I'm glad you asked.
I got a surprise for you.
1519
01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:33,541
Say hello to Bulldozer.
1520
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:36,958
No.
1521
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,375
No, no, no.
1522
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,083
Hello, Bulldozer.
1523
01:20:40,083 --> 01:20:42,083
No, no, we do not need a dog, okay?
1524
01:20:42,083 --> 01:20:43,500
Yes we do.
1525
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:45,250
We need a dog.
1526
01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:50,250
If I'd known 30 years ago,
we could've saved your dad...
1527
01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,416
I'm so glad you agree, baby.
1528
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,041
Charlotte, look.
1529
01:21:00,208 --> 01:21:01,833
Christmas magic.
1530
01:21:02,708 --> 01:21:04,041
You're the man, Santa.
1531
01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:13,291
Look at this big boy.
1532
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:15,041
My work here is done.
1533
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:19,625
Thank you.
1534
01:21:24,458 --> 01:21:25,750
Alright, Garricks.
1535
01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:28,416
Have a Merry Christmas.
1536
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:32,750
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
1537
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:42,125
Are we expecting someone else?
1538
01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:48,583
Hey, guys, you wanna come in
and meet Bulldozer?
1539
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:51,208
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.
1540
01:21:51,208 --> 01:21:52,625
Look, oh my...
1541
01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:58,291
Alright, ladies,
we got a long night to go.
1542
01:21:58,291 --> 01:22:00,583
And a lot of catching up to do.
1543
01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:17,166
Santa!
1544
01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:22,458
Bye, Santa!
1545
01:22:49,625 --> 01:22:51,708
♪ Your beard's as white as snow ♪
1546
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:54,333
♪ Your gifts can warm the cold ♪
1547
01:22:54,833 --> 01:23:01,166
♪ You know everything I need
You're alright, you're alright with me ♪
1548
01:23:02,791 --> 01:23:06,791
♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪
1549
01:23:08,041 --> 01:23:09,541
♪ Santa, you're alright ♪
1550
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:16,250
♪ Making sure your list is right
Flying through the freezing night ♪
1551
01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:19,083
♪ Before the smiles come morning time ♪
1552
01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:23,750
♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪
1553
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:28,583
♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪
1554
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,916
♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪
1555
01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:37,458
♪ You made me believe again ♪
1556
01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:42,875
♪ I feel like a kid again ♪
1557
01:23:44,291 --> 01:23:48,416
♪ Yeah, you made me believe again ♪
1558
01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:54,500
♪ Oh, I feel like a kid again ♪
1559
01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:59,791
♪ Your beard's as white as snow
Your gifts can warm the cold ♪
1560
01:24:00,666 --> 01:24:07,333
♪ You know everything I need
You're alright, you're alright with me ♪
1561
01:24:08,166 --> 01:24:09,875
♪ Alright with me ♪
1562
01:24:10,708 --> 01:24:14,958
♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪
1563
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:21,833
♪ Making sure your list is right
Flying through the freezing night ♪
1564
01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:24,458
♪ Before the smiles come morning time ♪
1565
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:28,416
♪ Ooh, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪
1566
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:31,916
♪ You're alright with me ♪
1567
01:24:32,791 --> 01:24:37,583
♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪
1568
01:24:39,958 --> 01:24:42,875
♪ You made me believe again ♪
1569
01:24:45,666 --> 01:24:48,875
♪ I feel like a kid again ♪
1570
01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:53,958
♪ You made me believe again ♪
1571
01:24:56,458 --> 01:25:01,666
♪ I feel like a kid again
Oh, Santa, you're alright ♪
1572
01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:04,833
♪ You're alright with me ♪
1573
01:25:05,291 --> 01:25:09,458
♪ Whoo, Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪
1574
01:25:10,541 --> 01:25:12,916
♪ Santa, you're alright ♪
1575
01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:16,291
♪ Santa, you're alright with me ♪
1576
01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:18,958
♪ Oh, Santa, you're alright ♪
1577
01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:22,208
♪ You're alright with me, ow! ♪