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Welcome home, baby.

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[Jazzy] Oh, my gosh,
no, he didn't.

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[screams]
Oh, my God!

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Oh, it's real marble.

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I actually just bought a house.

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-You what?
-You what?

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[Jazzy] Oh, shit,
I did not mean to say that.

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I don't have a boyfriend, so...

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Well, you do now.

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[Jazzy] We were in love.

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What the fuck?

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Oh, my God.

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[crying]

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[music]

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[number dialing] [ringing]

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[cellphone vibrating]

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[call ended tone]
Babe, pick up the phone.

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[cellphone ringing]

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[call ended tone]

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Why, Wayne?

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Why?

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Come on.

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♪ Super star
Her life is a movie ♪

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♪ A pretty girl
with sass in her walk ♪

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♪ Want it all
the life of her dreams ♪

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♪ But tripped when
she fell for love ♪

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♪ Now she feelin
caught up ♪

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♪ Caught up

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[music]

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[Jazzy]
I know what you're thinking.

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For a man that just got engaged,

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he sure is worried
about the next chick,

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when, technically,
he should be happy.

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I mean, you've just proposed
to the love of your life, right?

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Okay, listen,
according to the Internet,

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it says you can certainly
be in love

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with two people
at the same time.

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Then you ask yourself,

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how can one fall in love
when they're already in love?

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This riddle might be too deep
for you to understand right now,

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but I promise
it'll make sense later.

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I mean, Whitney had to have
been great if she got the ring.

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I was over there and I realized

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they were having sale,
but I was like,

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"I can't go over there,
I gotta...

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[Whitney] Whitney grew up
in Potomac, Maryland

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and lived a pretty luxurious
life, to say the least.

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Her father was a really big
investment banker

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and her mother
was a corporate attorney.

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Let's just say, growing up,

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the financial stability
was there,

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but the love, not so much.

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Thank you, girl.
I'll be here next week.

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[Jazzy] Despite her ability
to rack up a tab,

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it was actually
a coping mechanism

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that helped her keep her mind
off all the bullshit

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that was happening at home.

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Whitney was the kind of girl

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that yearned for things
that money couldn't buy

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like happiness and love
and structure.

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So how did she meet Wayne?

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Well, they went
to college together.

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[music]

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[Library clerk] Are you paying
with your student card today?

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Sir, are you paying
with your student card today?

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Huh? Shit, yeah, I am.

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Holy shit!
You're Wayne Thompson.

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We are so happy
to have you here, man.

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I saw what you did
in high school, bro.

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You're gonna kick ass
this season, man.

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-I appreciate it, man.
-[Student] Shh!

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[Library clerk]
What do you mean shh?

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This man's our savior.
You shh!

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Thanks, man.
Can I just have my book?

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Hell, yeah, it's on me.
Don't even worry about it.

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[Wayne] No, it's all good,
you don't have to do...

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Too late.
Gotta be quicker than that.

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Thanks, man.

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Yeah, can I just grab
a selfie real quick?

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[Wayne] Sure.

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[Jazzy] She was a few years
older than him,

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but when he came on the scene,
he shook that shit up.

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And Whitney,
she was a good girl.

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[Wayne] Hey!

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[Library clerk] Go, Eagles!

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♪ Sexy

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♪ Sexy

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[Jazzy] Remember, Wayne
was raised by his grandmother,

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so he learned early on
to be a gentleman.

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Instead of getting behind her

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and pressing his dick
in her back,

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he waited for her.

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Can I dance with you?

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I don't know. Can you?

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[Jazzy] I know I just said
Whitney was a good girl,

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but she also had that
bad girl shit to her

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like the type
that can snatch your soul

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if she really wanted to.

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You know, kind of how
Medusa turned men to stone

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with just one look,

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well, Whitney just made
your dick hard

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if y'all locked eyes on her.

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Just saying.

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♪ Sexy baby you drive me crazy

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[Jazzy] Don't do it, girl.
Don't do it!

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It's a trap!

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♪ Vermin believe in love ♪

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♪ Sexy sexy

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[Jazzy] This man don't listen.

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I know, right? What is up with
this man and bathrooms?

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Let me find out
it was Whitney's freaky ass

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that actually kicked off
the bathroom craze.

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[chuckling] Anyways.

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From then on,
the two were inseparable.

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Whoever said that sex
on the first night

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cripples your relationship?

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Not in this case.

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Okay, so you wanna mention
you know chapter three.

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[Jazzy] Whitney was
very supportive.

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She wanted to be everything

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that she didn't have
with her parents,

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so it was important for her
that she gave her man

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the love and structure
and the support

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that he needed to get
to the next level.

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Oh, and she also had money.

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-Just throwing that out there.
-That's enough.

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Give me that.

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[Jazzy] Why would Wayne cheat

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on the very person
that had his back?

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Well, the truth is,
when your fate is written

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that you're gonna be the next
best thing out of college,

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you're gonna have options.

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And, Wayne, [scoffing]
he had a lot.

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♪ I was floating in the sky

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[Jazzy] Like, a lot of options.

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I mean, duh, who wouldn't
wanna attach themselves

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with this rising star?

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And Whitney didn't need him
or the money

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he ain't even make yet.

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Shit, he poured into her

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because he saw her as valuable.

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You know, the other bitches
was just back scratches,

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to say the least.

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Whitney's heart, cup,
and belly were full.

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Did I mention she was pregnant?

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And Wayne promised
to take care of her

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if she decided
not to finish school,

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which he did.

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It's safe to assume

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that this was the night
that she got pregnant.

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Wayne held up his end
of the bargain

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by taking care of his girlfriend
turned baby momma

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and she took care of home,

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creating structure for her
and her new family,

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but the problem was,

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somehow, she forgot
to love her man.

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At least, that's how Wayne felt.

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[music]

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Finally get you all to myself.

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Wayne.

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Yes, baby?

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I'm sorry. I'm just,
I'm really tired.

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Let me help you
fall asleep then.

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Hm-hmm, I need to get some rest.

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You know he only sleeps
every few hours.

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All I need is five minutes.

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Can I please just lay down

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without another human wanting
or needing something from me?

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Babe, what's wrong with you?

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If it's not Wesley sucking milk
out of my breast

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every hour on the hour,

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then it's you

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wanting to be inside of me
the minute I close my eyes.

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I'm just not up for it
tonight, okay?

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When's the last time
you gave me some, Whitney?

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I'm sorry, Wayne.

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I'm just too busy
raising your fucking son!

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[Westley crying]

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I've got someone else
who wants to suck on my titties.

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Shit, well, at least
somebody get to.

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-- damn it.

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[Jazzy] I know this is
triggering to some people,

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but the truth is men need
constant love too, okay?

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Not just tender-loving
affection,

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They need that nasty shit.

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Spontaneous bathroom quickies,
head while driving,

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all the shit
that she used to do.

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And after their son was born,

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Wayne seemed to be,
well, forgotten.

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And I know what you're thinkin.

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"If they got all this money,

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why won't they just hire
a nanny?"

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I'm glad you asked.

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Well, Whitney was
practically raised by her nanny

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because her parents
were so busy working

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that she vowed to herself

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that if she ever had children,

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she wanted to be fully present
in their lives.

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Not just when it was time

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to swipe the credit cards,
you know?

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And don't get me wrong,
I'll say it again,

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Wayne loved Whitney.

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She gave him his first son,
she held him down,

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and she believed in him,
and he respected her.

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She also knew that he would
never leave his family,

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and some might say
that she was comfortable.

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And others might say,
"You damn right.

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She should be."

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But when Wayne met Jazzy,
he was in a dark place,

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and let's face it,

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sparks shine brighter
when you're in the dark.

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So after about a year
of being neglected,

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Jazzy filled that void,
effortlessly.

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I mean, after all,
that was her man.

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At least that's what he told
her over breakfast.

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Wayne was in heaven.
He finally felt seen.

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Okay, picture this.

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Imagine working hard,
busting your ass

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to provide for your family
every damn day...

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[Wayne] Hey, babe.

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[Jazzy] And when you get home,
there's no love.

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Hey, babe.

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Hey, baby.

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The fuck?

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[music]

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[Jazzy] And for people
who actually have shit to do,

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and I know, I know,

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that's still not a reason
to have a whole-ass affair,

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but wait, I'm not done yet.

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Wayne was in too deep.

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I mean, he couldn't possibly
tell Jazzy the truth.

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She became his safe haven.

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So the thought
of it being over, ugh,

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that didn't sit well with him.

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[Woman] If you wanna get
your life back on track,

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you have to grab it
by the balls.

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I want you to visualize yourself

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grabbing your life by the balls.

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Grab and squeeze.
Grab and squeeze.

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Do it with me.

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Grab, squeeze.

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Grab and squeeze and twist!

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No, she didn't say that.
Just grab and squ--

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Grab and squeeze.

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Grab and squeeze.

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You control
the narrative of your life.

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Yep. You control your emotions.

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When something in your life
does not serve you,

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say thank you and release it.

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I want you to wave
to your problems.

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Let them go.

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Bye, Wayne. Bye, Wayne.

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I release you,
you piece of shit!

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I release you.

256
00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:07,724
[Louise] Watch your mouth
before I come in there

257
00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:08,965
and rinse it out with soap!

258
00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:11,689
How did she hear that?

259
00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:13,965
[Louise] I hear everything.

260
00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:16,862
Okay. [text message alert]

261
00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:18,137
What?

262
00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:20,655
No. No! I release you, Wayne!

263
00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:33,137
Eight o'clock?
What time is it right now?

264
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:40,206
[music]

265
00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:42,034
Fine!

266
00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:44,413
What the...

267
00:11:45,965 --> 00:11:47,862
[painful screaming] Shit!

268
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,862
Ow!

269
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,448
What is wrong with you?

270
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,482
♪ I know what you want

271
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,137
♪ I know what you like

272
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,655
♪ I know what you want ♪

273
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,931
♪ I know what you like

274
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:09,344
♪ Matter of fact, baby

275
00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:12,482
♪ I got some plans
for us tonight ♪

276
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,827
♪ I hope you don't mind ♪

277
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:17,586
♪ I'll bring a friend of mine

278
00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:19,068
♪ Matter of fact, baby

279
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,172
♪ I got some plans
for us tonight ♪

280
00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,344
♪ I know what you want ♪

281
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:26,172
What do you want, Wayne?

282
00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:27,931
[yelling] What do you want?

283
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:30,000
No. Too aggressive,
too aggressive.

284
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,620
You said you wanna talk,
so talk.

285
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:37,103
Don't tell me I look good.
I know I look good.

286
00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:41,275
Don't tell me I look good.
I know I look good.

287
00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:44,103
If you think I came over here

288
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:46,793
to give you some pussy,
you got me fucked up!

289
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,413
[Louise] Watch ya
blood clot mouth.

290
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,000
Sorry, Mommy!

291
00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:54,413
You a lying piece of shit.

292
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,206
Don't fucking touch me.

293
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,000
I'm ready.

294
00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:07,827
Fuck you.

295
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:14,379
[music]

296
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,172
Okay. Okay, I'm ready.

297
00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,275
No matter what happens,
no matter what happens,

298
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:31,448
you, you're beyond worth it,
okay?

299
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,482
Oh, no. No, I can't...

300
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,172
No, no, no. I can't do it.

301
00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:46,793
Fuck! What am I thinking?
I can't fucking do this.

302
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,413
-Okay...
-Excuse me, miss.

303
00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:50,206
I believe you're going
the wrong way.

304
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:51,827
No, no, no, it's okay.
I was just lost.

305
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,241
It's fine. I got it.

306
00:13:55,275 --> 00:13:56,379
What the fuck?

307
00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:59,344
I was gone for 10 seconds.
Are you kidding me?

308
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:00,482
Ah.

309
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:01,758
Why don't you come inside

310
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,241
and I'll call the boot bondsman.

311
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,034
[Jazzy] What the fuck
is a boot bondsman?

312
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,206
He just made that shit up.

313
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,896
This is fucking ridiculous.
Whatever.

314
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,517
Right this way, madam.

315
00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:12,068
[Jazzy] I'm fine.

316
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:16,172
My, Wayne told me
you were the spicy one.

317
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,413
Take a seat, madam.

318
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,862
I'm fine. I'll stand.

319
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,551
Mr. Wayne will be here
any minute.

320
00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:31,344
Will you tell Mr. Wayne...

321
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:32,896
Tell Wayne what?

322
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,586
[Jazzy] Damn, he fine.

323
00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:38,482
And he smells good too. Shit.

324
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:41,034
You look amazing.

325
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:43,517
Don't tell me I look good.
I know I look good.

326
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:46,310
Ooh, that one went better
than I rehearsed.

327
00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,344
Please have a seat.

328
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:51,586
I'm fine right here.

329
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,103
You hungry?

330
00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:56,206
Not really.

331
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:59,068
Man, what? I am starving.

332
00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:04,620
Thank you.

333
00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:09,241
This was all your idea?

334
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:10,620
Yes, ma'am.

335
00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:13,586
[Jazzy] The boot on my car too?

336
00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:15,758
Yeah.

337
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,931
Typical Wayne.

338
00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:21,172
I know you, Jazz.

339
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,793
I know you like
to run from shit.

340
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:27,068
And I ain't letting you
go anywhere.

341
00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:28,827
So you're kidnapping me?

342
00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,206
Got it.

343
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,793
[Wayne] Kidnapping you?

344
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,586
Girl, that's illegal.

345
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:35,517
You wanna be here.

346
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,965
[Jazzy] Ugh, he is just
too damn cocky.

347
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:39,482
Cheers.

348
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,827
Wayne, cut the shit, okay?

349
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:43,000
Cheers to you coming back to me.

350
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,000
I didn't come back
to you, all right?

351
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:47,241
I came here
so you can explain yourself.

352
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,482
There's a difference. All right?

353
00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:51,655
Damn, I...

354
00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:55,344
Yeah, you know,
I'm gonna head out.

355
00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:57,413
Yeah.

356
00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:59,517
[Wayne] Eighteen weeks, Jazz.

357
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:03,206
Excuse me?

358
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,448
It's 18 weeks in a season,

359
00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:08,000
totaling 17 games.

360
00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:11,724
Nine at home, eight away.

361
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,137
What's your point?

362
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,758
Eleven out of those seventeen,

363
00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:21,758
my fiancé hasn't touched me.

364
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:28,000
What about the other six?

365
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,586
That's me basically
begging her for it.

366
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:35,137
Okay, Wayne, I, I didn't come
all the way over here

367
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,482
just to hear about how
your fiancé doesn't fuck you.

368
00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:39,827
Okay? So I'm gonna go.

369
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:42,413
She doesn't even see me, Jazz.

370
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,172
[Jazzy] Please make it stop.

371
00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:48,137
She don't look at me
the way you do.

372
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,551
What was all this for, Wayne?

373
00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:55,413
Was I just a pathetic
piece of pussy to you?

374
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:56,655
-[Wayne] Jazz..
-No, seriously,

375
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:57,862
make it make sense.

376
00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,379
You had me come
all the way over here

377
00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:01,379
so you can explain,
so explain, Wayne!

378
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:03,137
What was all of this shit for?

379
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:05,034
The lunches, the dinners,

380
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,413
the times
that we spent together,

381
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,068
when I leaned on your chest

382
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,689
and you told me about your life,
Wayne?

383
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,137
But you know what you forgot?

384
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,137
The most important part,

385
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,896
that you were planning
a fucking engagement

386
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,103
this entire time
that I knew nothing about!

387
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:19,586
Not the whole time.

388
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:21,448
"Not the whole time"?

389
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:23,655
Really?

390
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,068
That's what you got

391
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:27,103
from everything
that I just said right now?

392
00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:29,551
I didn't know
this was gonna happen, Jazz.

393
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,448
When I met you, I didn't know
you'd affect me like this.

394
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:35,655
I'm so sorry.

395
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,827
Well, how do you think I feel?

396
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,931
I actually fell in love

397
00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:44,103
with your trifling ass!

398
00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:45,724
I gotta go. I can't...

399
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:48,172
-[Wayne] Babe, wait.
-No, don't fucking touch me!

400
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,551
Jazz, listen, I need you to know

401
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,551
that I'm a better man
because of you.

402
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,103
And guess who reaps
those benefits, Wayne.

403
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,758
She does. Not me!

404
00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,137
So you can miss me with all that
better man bullshit

405
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,931
'cause that don't apply
to me, okay?

406
00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:04,068
So please just let me go.

407
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:07,310
I can't do that, Jazz.
Just listen to me.

408
00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:11,551
Wayne, take the fucking boot
off my car.

409
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:12,965
No.

410
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:15,275
[Jazzy] Take the boot
off my car,

411
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:18,137
you lying piece of shit!

412
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:19,620
No.

413
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,931
Take the fucking boot
off my car, Wayne!

414
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,275
Jazz, I know you love me, Jazz.

415
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:25,034
-I don't fucking love you.
-And I love you too.

416
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:28,586
You can't possibly love me!
Wayne.

417
00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:30,344
Just take the boot off my car.

418
00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,551
I can't do that, Jazz!

419
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,517
Take the fucking boot
off my car!

420
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,068
-[Wayne] Please, Jazz...
-Take the boot

421
00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:37,586
off my fucking car!

422
00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:39,000
Take it off, Wayne!

423
00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:40,551
-Babe, listen.
-[Jazzy] Take it off.

424
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:42,172
-Listen to me. Jazz.
-[Jazzy] Just take it off.

425
00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:44,000
Jazz, I need you, babe.
I'm sorry.

426
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:45,793
I'm sorry, babe.

427
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:49,172
But I'll make it right.
I promise.

428
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,379
Look at me.

429
00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:51,896
-I don't believe you.
-I'm sorry.

430
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,206
I can't lose you, Jazz.

431
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,965
-I don't believe you.
-Please?

432
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,827
I'm gonna make it right, okay?

433
00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:59,172
Please give me another chance.

434
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:00,827
-No.
-Please.

435
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:03,482
-No. No.
-Hey.

436
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:05,689
-Baby, please.
-No, I can't.

437
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,655
I can't lose you, babe.

438
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,448
Jazz, please?

439
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:15,862
I'm gonna make it right, okay?
I promise.

440
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,517
Okay?

441
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,793
Sorry, baby.

442
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:27,275
♪ They say love is blind ♪

443
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:30,827
♪ I can't tell if it's true

444
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:35,793
♪ You've been on my mind

445
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,448
[Jazzy] Love is hard
and it takes work.

446
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,103
And when you love someone,

447
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,620
and I mean really love someone,

448
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,793
it's hard for you
to think straight sometimes.

449
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,068
It's like all you want

450
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:47,620
is for them
to just get it right,

451
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:50,448
and you find yourself
just giving chance after chance

452
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:51,758
through the ups and downs,

453
00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:54,517
just hoping and wishing
that they do.

454
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,793
-Good morning, madam.
-Shit.

455
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,379
I apologize, madam.

456
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,275
May I offer you
any coffee or tea?

457
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,965
No, no, no, I'm okay.
I'm just about to...

458
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:14,172
Espresso, matcha? Cappuccino?

459
00:20:14,275 --> 00:20:15,620
[Jazzy] No, I'm really fine.

460
00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:17,482
I really just have to get to
where I'm going. Okay.

461
00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:21,724
Tequila, wine, sangria?

462
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:24,724
You know, maybe a shot
won't hurt.

463
00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:27,586
Hey, it's 5:00 somewhere.

464
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:30,413
All right. It's 5:00 somewhere.

465
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:39,448
[music]

466
00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:49,551
Hi, how can I help you?

467
00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:52,206
Hi, I just need to get
one of those Next Day.

468
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,413
Oh, morning after pill,
I got you.

469
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:56,241
[Jazzy] So much
for being discreet.

470
00:20:58,310 --> 00:20:59,965
And here you go, ma'am.

471
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,620
Thank you so much.

472
00:21:02,413 --> 00:21:03,344
Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.

473
00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:05,275
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I'm so, I'm so...

474
00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:06,655
[Whitney] It's okay.
It's okay, girl.

475
00:21:06,758 --> 00:21:09,000
I say it all the time.
These aisles are too damn small.

476
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,344
[Jazzy] Oh, my Lord.

477
00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:12,275
Hey, go, Blue Jays.

478
00:21:14,965 --> 00:21:16,448
Go, team.

479
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:27,379
Thanks.

480
00:21:27,482 --> 00:21:28,862
That was weird.

481
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:32,551
[cellphone vibrating]

482
00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:34,034
Hello.

483
00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:35,724
Bitch, you on that cocaine?

484
00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:37,655
Bitch, no.

485
00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:40,448
[Toya] Oh, shit, I was gonna
tell ya to save me some, girl!

486
00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:43,310
Wait, hold on. Is you crying?

487
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:45,551
Oh, hell, no! Who did it?

488
00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:47,413
You want me to teach you
how to make prison poison?

489
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:49,620
It disappear in the body
without a trace.

490
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:52,344
[Jazzy] No, girl,
it's just Wayne's ass.

491
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:54,172
Girl, tell me
why I'm at the pharmacy

492
00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:56,206
and I run into
his fucking fiancé?

493
00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:58,310
I'm there, buying
the next day after pill

494
00:21:58,413 --> 00:22:00,586
because I fucked the nigga raw,
again, last night,

495
00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:03,758
and this bitch is in here,
buying not one, not two,

496
00:22:03,862 --> 00:22:06,137
but three
fucking pregnancy tests.

497
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,620
Three pregnancy tests?

498
00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:09,655
Well, shit, how many next day
after pills did you buy?

499
00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:10,793
Did you take it?

500
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,034
I mean, yeah, I'm about
to take it now.

501
00:22:13,137 --> 00:22:15,000
[Toya] Well, bitch, I suggest
you get two more

502
00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:16,862
of them motherfuckers
if the nigga that fertile.

503
00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:19,034
[Jazzy] Toya,
it don't work like that, okay?

504
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:22,448
Look, the point is
I'm popping next day after pills

505
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:25,034
and she's happily buying
pregnancy tests.

506
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:27,448
Same nigga, same possibilities,

507
00:22:27,551 --> 00:22:29,724
two completely different
circumstances.

508
00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:31,724
[Toya] Well, shit, bitch,
at least you got your life.

509
00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:33,931
You ain't tied down
to no nagging-ass nigga.

510
00:22:34,034 --> 00:22:36,931
You ain't got no bad-ass,
milking-sucking-ass kids.

511
00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:38,931
You could do
whatever the fuck you want.

512
00:22:39,034 --> 00:22:40,413
You don't need his ass.

513
00:22:41,344 --> 00:22:42,793
Wait. Hold on, Toya.

514
00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:44,413
She coming out
the store right now.

515
00:22:44,517 --> 00:22:46,344
-Who?
-[Jazzy] Wayne's fiancé.

516
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,344
Ah, shit, it's getting good.

517
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:50,827
What kind of car she drive?

518
00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,448
Hold on, I'm about
to tell you right now.

519
00:22:57,758 --> 00:22:58,931
Bitch.

520
00:22:59,034 --> 00:23:00,551
What kind of car is it?

521
00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:04,310
A fucking Rolls-Royce.

522
00:23:04,413 --> 00:23:07,551
A Rolls-Royce? Oh, shit!

523
00:23:07,827 --> 00:23:09,793
Did you take that pill yet?

524
00:23:10,275 --> 00:23:11,344
Not yet.

525
00:23:11,689 --> 00:23:14,068
Don't do it, bitch!
The nigga rich!

526
00:23:20,896 --> 00:23:24,724
[music]

527
00:23:48,758 --> 00:23:50,000
[music]

528
00:23:52,793 --> 00:23:54,965
[music]