[music]
-[Wayne] Okay. -[Jazzy] Okay.
[Jazzy] Babe, all right, what's happening?
Wait, no. Hold on.
Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Just keep walking. You'll see, all right?
Okay.
Babe, you're messing up my lashes!
-Relax. I'm good. -Okay.
Okay, please just take the blindfold off, please?
[Wayne] Can you please just be patient?
I got you, babe. Come on, this is me, all right?
Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
-Do you trust me? -Yes.
Have I ever steered you wrong?
Uh, there was that one time.
Stop playing with me.
Have I ever steered you wrong?
-No. -Then act like it, then, girl!
Okay, okay.
Take a deep breath.
Okay.
Welcome home, baby.
What is this?
This is your new home.
[Jazzy] Oh, my gosh. No, he didn't.
[screams]
-Oh, my God! -What are you doing?
-[Jazzy] You gotta be kidding me!
Oh! It's real marble.
Oh, these flowers. Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God. No. Stop playing with me.
I don't play about you.
I know you tired of living with your parents...
Wait. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How...
I already paid for it.
Babe.
Look, you don't owe me shit, Jazz.
-Oh, my God. -The way you been
holding it down for me, I'm the one that owes you.
[Jazzy] Don't cry. Don't cry.
Oh, my God. I love you so much!
Yes! Oh, I'm gonna fuck you tonight.
Ooh, yeah! [moaning]
[cell phone ringing]
[Jazzy] Please don't pick up the phone.
[Whitney] Hey, babe.
Hey, babe, what's up?
[Jazzy] Okay, so, look, there was actually one time
that he steered me wrong, and you'll see what I mean.
And I know what you're thinkin'.
"Is he..." Yes, he is,
but before you start judging me and shit,
it wasn't even like that.
[Whitney] I know you're on your way to practice,
but can you pick up some petroleum jelly
on your way home?
Junior's booty rash came back.
Shit. Again?
[Jazzy] Babe?
♪ Telling you all of my secrets on the first date ♪
♪ Seems crazy, right?
♪ I feel like you got me open
♪ I feel like we can be friends for life ♪
♪ I don't wanna hesitate
♪ It's the time of day for you for love ♪
♪ They say that true love waits ♪
♪ If it ain't real, then it'll run away ♪
♪ Super star Her life is a movie ♪
♪ A pretty girl with sass in her walk ♪
♪ Want it all the life of her dreams ♪
♪ But tripped when she fell for love ♪
♪ Now she feelin caught up ♪
♪ Caught up
[Egbert] Sometimes I don't even read the book
because I'm coming from my heart.
But, you know, there was a time when somebody says,
"Why me? Why me? Why me?"
Sometimes you have to ask yourself this question.
Why not you?
-[Fayard] Amen. -Amen.
Thank you, Father God.
[Egbert] The most important things in life
are the things you can't see.
Hey, Mommy. Hey, Daddy.
-[Egbert] God is one of those. -[Fayard] Hey, baby.
You need to grab that Bible, and sit down, and watch church.
-[Egbert] So if you continue-- -Oh, I was actually just gonna
-go do some laundry. -[Egbert] To behave like this,
-you ain't goin' no where. -You need to repent.
[Egbert] You'll stay in the same place.
Repent it is. All right.
[Egbert] And next thing you know,
you'll see me in the same seat,
and I'm gonna tell you the same message.
Go in and believe me or don't,
but God still loves you.
[cell phone vibrating] [Egbert] Now, in the meantime,
don't--don't ask no questions. Just take out that credit card.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let me just...
[Egbert] And send some money...
I'll be right back.
[Egbert] And if you want to see me here tomorrow...
She just like you.
Hush up, Fayard.
[Egbert] Pay me what I want.
I ain't asking you. I'm telling you.
Hello?
[Operator] You have a collect call.
You will not be charged for this call.
-The call is from... -[Toya] Toya!
[Operator] An inmate at a federal prison.
To accept, dial 9 now.
Hello.
What's up, bitch!!!??
Toya, oh my gosh, are you okay in there?
[Toya] What you mean?
I get out in eight days.
I'm happier than a squirrel in a peanut factory, bitch!
Hold on, Jazz. Back the fuck up!
Can't you see I'm on the damn phone?
Breathing down a bitch neck. Hot-ass breath.
-Hello. -[Jazzy] Who was that?
Child, my girlfriend.
-[Jazzy] Your what!? -Anywho.
I get out next week
and I wanna come party at your job.
What's going on in your world?
[sighs] I have a house.
Shit, I'll come party at your house then.
[Jazzy] No, Toya. I have a house.
What? What you mean you got a house?
Like, I have a house, girl.
[Toya] A halfway house?
No. A house-house.
Oh, a trap house.
[Jazzy] No, a real house.
[Toya] How the fuck you get a house?
You can't afford no house.
Lord, don't tell me you out there,
selling that fish.
Girl... Ain't nobody selling that damn fish.
Okay? Cut it out.
Well, how your broke ass get a house?
Wayne got it for me.
Bitch, Wayne!
Let me find out you got mansion pussy, bitch.
It's not a mansion, okay?
[Toya] Well, shit, let me find out you got duplex pussy,
which is just as good.
Toya, he's married. I can't accept this.
Well, shit, give it to me, then, bitch.
I'll accept it! [laughs]
He's married.
And? Cheating is a rich nigga's sport, okay?
The nigga obviously got it, so why you give a fuck?
Because you know we weren't raised like that.
The nigga probably just got trickalitis.
-[Jazzy] Tricka-what? -Trickalitis,
the uncontrollable urge to just trick.
Some niggas just got that itch.
You told your momma yet?
Have I told my mother?
Girl, how? How can I explain that?
[Toya] Okay, this is what you tell them.
Look, Mom, y'all too stiff up in this bitch!
And I wanna be able to lay up with my married boyfriend
without you trying to give a bitch
a holy water bubble bath.
That's what you tell her.
Who else knows about this?
[Jazzy] Girl, nobody.
You're the only person I told.
[Toya] Okay, well, good.
You don't want nobody in your business,
being all messy and shit.
You know how hoes is.
[Jazzy sighing] I gotta figure this out.
[Toya] Okay, well, you got eight days.
Love you, girl. Wait, hold on, hold on. Wait.
-Uh, question. -[Jazzy] Yeah?
Wayne got any friends with trickalitis?
I'm trying to go shopping when I get out, bitch.
Bye, Toya.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
[vibrator vibrating]
Jazzy!
Yes, Mummy?
Are you brushing your teeth?
Yes, Mummy.
How long you gonna keep brushing?
Uh, I'll be done in a minute.
Well, you know I'm studying my Bible and I need it quiet!
[vibrator stops]
I gotta get out of this little-ass apartment.
[vibrator vibrating]
[Egbert] Give me some money. I'm the pastor.
All right. Bye, I'm going to work.
-I love you. -Love you too.
[Egbert] This is not an easy job, you know.
-This is real hard. -Bye, Daddy.
[Egbert] I know you think this is easy.
Baby, why you have on so much makeup, hey?
Fayard, it's a nightclub, what you expect?
Women should not need all that makeup.
Look how pretty she is.
Look, the last time I went to a nightclub,
before you were born and before I met your mother,
I met this pretty woman,
and we danced all night long.
And she came home with me.
And that morning, when the sun strike her face,
ugly!
[neighing] Just like a horse.
Fayard, be nice!
-Ew. -[Louise] God don't like "ugly".
Neither do I. That's what I'm trying to tell her.
-Fayard, hush your mouth. -Ew.
I'm out of here.
I don't wanna hear about your one-night stand.
How do you know God don't like ugly
when you be like that?
I don't know what to do with you.
Hey, you just have to love me just the way I am.
[Louise] I don't think so.
-I love you guys. Bye. -[Louise] Bye, baby.
Bye, baby.
[Louise] There's something wrong with you.
♪ I get nasty, put the cookie in the casket ♪
♪ You get ratchet start drinking Talkin' mad shit ♪
♪ You like that? Keep talkin' and get your bad, bitch ♪
♪ This cookie cash, moonlightin' to catch it♪
♪ I get nasty--
Come on, Brenda, I need this waist to be snatched.
Bitch, if I pull any tighter,
your waist is gonna collapse.
Who needs ribs anyway? I don't know, just do it.
Say less.
Ugh, why I gotta get the promoters section?
They bring all these Instagram thots
who are needy as fuck.
They get everything comped and they don't never tip.
They tip me.
Very well, actually.
[Jazzy] That's Ashley. We don't really fuck with her.
She's an entitled trust fund baby
whose parents are rich
and she only works at the club to meet niggas.
Well, that's because you sucking their dicks so...
[Jazzy] Now, her right there, yeah, that's my girl, Brenda.
She grew up with all brothers and she knows the game.
She don't take no shit from anyone.
You right.
[music]
Why you let her get you worked up like that?
Because some of us actually have to pay bills.
I'm not living with my parents for free.
What's that supposed to mean?
No, I didn't mean it like that.
I know you busting your ass and saving up to move out.
I actually just bought a house.
-You what? -You what?
[Jazzy] Oh, shit, I did not mean to say that.
Bitch, when?
You ain't got no money like that.
Don't tell me you did that P-P-P shit.
[Jazzy] Okay, she's right.
I really ain't got no money like that.
But, damn, she don't know that for a fact.
I've been saving all my money.
Mm-hmm, then where did you get that Cartier love bracelet?
[Jazzy] Wayne's ass.
It's fake.
And what about them diamond earrings?
[Jazzy] Wayne again.
They're cubic zirconia.
Oh, shit, really? From where?
What? I've been looking
for a nice little fake diamond stud. Damn.
-I'm happy for you. -Hey!
When can we come see it? You know what?
You should do, like, a housewarming party.
I'll totally help you plan it. It will be a big fiesta.
-Girl. -[Christina] What?
[Jazzy] Listen, I know what you're thinking.
"Girl, why are you lying to your friends?"
I'm not necessarily lying.
I'm just not telling the whole truth.
Wayne is married, okay?
He's not someone I can just brag about.
I have to protect his image, my image.
He's a big deal.
♪ We been in the gym In the gym ♪
♪ Yeah, we been in the gym In the gym, yo ♪
♪ Focused on the win
[Jazzy] Here's a little backstory on him.
Wayne is the only child,
born and raised in the heart of Philadelphia
with his mother and grandmother.
His dad wasn't around,
so he spent a lot of time after school
in the football field.
He was a Division I athlete.
Balled out in college,
and was ranked number-one receiver in the nation.
And you know, when someone in the hood makes it out,
ah, baby, it's like we all make it out.
The man is gifted, not gonna lie.
So when I met him, I knew who he was,
but I didn't really know who he was.
♪ Who will stop us now?
[Jazzy] So I'm there, working like I always do.
The club is packed.
Ballers, scammers, drug dealers,
tourists, and, you know, a few stragglers.
Typical Friday night shit.
This is the hottest club in the city.
And I happened to get a job there
because the choir director's daughter at my church,
she does their marketing.
She said, "We're looking for bottle girls."
And I said, "Hells yeah, sign me up."
My mom told me I was gonna go to hell
if I started working here, but here I am.
Sorry, Mom.
Anyways, back to my story.
Next thing you know, the host goes up to me and says...
Jazzy, girl, you got Wayne Thompson's table.
Who?
When I saw him,
it's like the whole club just stopped.
His energy was magnetic and I had butterflies...
in my vagina.
♪ It's feelin' great
♪ I'm the hype up, make you change your life up ♪
♪ Bad bitch, come on
Hey, how you doing?
You decided on what bottles you want?
Yeah, let me get your best champagne.
[Jazzy] This man smells good as hell.
And what about chasers?
Chasers?
Yeah, like orange juice.
Maybe you can make a mimosa. [laughs]
How about you just make sure
I ain't gotta chase you for your number all night?
Uh, okay.
Uh, well, I'll be right back.
Okay, this is awkward. Don't look at my butt.
I know he's looking at my butt. He's looking at my butt.
Yeah, he's looking at my butt.
♪ Get it, girl Get it, get it, girl ♪
♪ Get it, girl Get it, girl ♪
♪ One, two, three, get it
♪ No competition with ambition... ♪
Damn, girl, Wayne is sexy as hell.
I'd suck the skin off of that dick.
[Jazzy] Girl, tell me about it.
Yeah? Huh, I didn't even notice.
Then you must be blind.
And he's paid?
Girl, you better hop on that before I do.
Just doing my job, sis.
Okay, girl.
Hey, you need help taking those over there?
[Jazzy] Yeah, but not from your fast ass.
Here, you can help me.
♪ Oh, put your lights up
♪ Let 'em see ya Make 'em wanna be ya ♪
♪ Bitch, fuck
[Jazzy] We were looking at each other,
and I swear, it was like slow motion.
I couldn't keep my eyes off of him,
and he couldn't keep his off of me.
Hell, I didn't even want him to!
He was dangerous, y'all. What am I gonna do?
Did you bag that?
-What? -Wayne Thompson.
[Jazzy] This bitch nosy as hell!
Ugh, no, girl.
Good, I'm about to slide in his DMs.
[Jazzy] This bitch so damn thirsty.
I mean, look, I am too, okay?
Not gonna lie, but, shit, I'm not acting like it! [sighs]
Holy shit!
-He tipped me $3,000. -What?
Oh, nothing, nothing.
Jazzy, someone's downstairs, asking for you.
[Jazzy] What the hell? The club is definitely closed.
-Who is it? -I don't know. Some guy.
[Jazzy] Oh, my gosh. Is it him?
Did he wait for me?
[music]
[Man] Excuse me.
[Jazzy] Man, shit.
You was my waitress, right?
[Jazzy] Uh, who the hell is this?
I'm Dooley, Wayne's cousin.
[Jazzy] Oh, my gosh, y'all. He sent for me.
Oh. Oh, yeah, hey.
What's up? Is everything okay?
[Dooley] Yeah, everything's good.
I just came by to get your information
so next time we come, we can book you directly.
[Jazzy] Uh-huh, yeah, I see where this is going.
Oh, okay, yeah. Uhm, yeah, take my number.
♪ I got expensive taste
♪ It's a total waste ♪
♪ I like to blow the bank, bank, bank ♪
-Okay. -What's your name?
[Jazzy] Oh, shit, I was so mesmerized,
I forgot to tell this man my name earlier.
Sorry, it's, uh... it's Jazzy.
All right, bet. Got you locked in.
-Okay, have a good night. -You too.
[music]
Who was it?
[Jazzy] Damn, girl, can I step two feet up in here
before you start asking me all these questions?
Just a random, actually.
Mm-hmm.
[Jazzy] Oh, bitch, you ain't getting no tea from me, okay?
You ain't slick.
Have a good night.
Okay.
[music]
♪ Me and my girls got money in the bank ♪
♪ Got money in the bank ♪
♪ Me and my girls got money in the bank ♪
♪ Got a lot of money in the bank ♪
♪ Do you wanna fall in love? ♪
♪ Or do you wanna get your dollars up? ♪
♪ I could show you how to count them up ♪
[text message alert]
[Jazzy] And that was the beginning
of the most exciting and traumatic ride of my life.
[Jazzy squeaking]
♪ It's a new day
♪ I'm feeling good, feeling great ♪
♪ I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive ♪
You've gotta be kidding me.
Pancakes are not better than French toast!
You shouldn't even be able to compare the two.
-Cut it out. -[Wayne] What?
French toast ain't nothing but soggy-ass egg yolk bread
fried in cinnamon butter.
Don't do it. Don't do that,
because if you don't like it, how you know the recipe?
That's 'cause my son eats that shit.
You know what? I like him already.
He's a smart young man.
[Wayne] He's a human garbage disposal.
I mean, that boy eats anything.
Sometimes I look at him like, "Yo,
where do you get your palate from, my nigga?"
-'Cause this ain't it. -[Jazzy] Oh, my God.
He knows what he wants. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
So do I.
[Jazzy] There goes those vagina butterflies again.
[chuckling nervously] Um, so how old is he?
He's three.
Aw!
-I love that kid. -[Jazzy chuckling]
Aw. So, what about the mom? She still in the picture?
Yeah, but not like that.
[Jazzy] Mm-hmm, ladies, listen.
Whenever a man says shit like, "I'm in a situation,"
or, "It ain't even really like that,"
98% of the time, it is indeed like that.
What do you mean?
You know...
Look, if I'm getting too personal,
please just, just let me know.
It's, it's, it's all good. Just...
We ain't really been seeing eye to eye
ever since we had Wesley.
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Wayne] It's all good.
What about you?
What about me?
Got you a li'l boo thing?
-[Jazzy] Oh, gosh. -A li'l boyfriend?
[Jazzy laughing]
Why he gotta be a li'l boyfriend?
I'm just trying to see whose ass I gotta whoop
-to be in first place. -[Jazzy] Wow. Okay.
You don't even have to do that
'cause I don't... I don't have a boyfriend, so...
Well, you do now.
[laughs]
Look at me.
I'm your boyfriend now.
[Jazzy] And just like that, I had a man, y'all.
♪ I remember I ain't finna work late tonight ♪
♪ You remember why tonight
♪ I been makin' plans tonight
[Jazzy] Girl, get your ass up!
You can't suck his dick on the first night!
♪ I'm on my own I am at five ♪
♪ Pinchin' my old glasses
[Jazzy] Oh, uh-huh, girl. Get him up.
You ain't washed your ass since yesterday.
Coochie smelling like bottle sparklers. Hell, no!
I can't do this. I'm not ready to do this.
Girl, yes, you are. You just ain't washed your ass.
I'm sorry.
[Wayne] No need to apologize. You're right.
Yeah, it's just that, you know...
You ain't gotta explain. We can wait.
[Jazzy] There goes those butterflies again.
Matter of fact, make me wait for it.
I wanna earn it.
[Jazzy] Earn it? You just did by talking like that.
Thank you for understanding.
Bitch, stop acting like you ain't a ho.
[Wayne] Can I give you a ride home?
[Jazzy] See, now, I'm used to messing
with dudes with no manners,
but this man is a gentleman. Oh, my gosh, y'all.
I can't wait to jump on some gentleman dick.
-I'd like that. -After you.
[Jazzy] And just like that,
we could not get enough of each other.
My momma said...
telling my dad about his job, and this and that, and--
-Right. -It's just...
I got something for you.
What? What is it?
Just open it.
[laughs]
Wait, what is it?
What is this?
Oh, my goodness!
[laughs]
No, you didn't! Oh, my God.
-You deserve it. -Thank you.
This is so beautiful.
Aww!
We couldn't keep our hands off each other, y'all,
or any other body part, to be honest.
I just couldn't get enough of this man.
♪ Wake up, baby You make me so crazy ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ Wake up, baby You make me so crazy ♪
♪ There's a rec-- There's a rec, baby ♪
♪ Where's you up Where's you up ♪
♪ Where's you up
♪ Baby, we need more space
♪ Let us go back to my place
[laughs]
Right.
♪ That we knew as perdition
♪ Troublin' Troublin' Troublin' ♪
[Jazzy] We were in love.
♪ Troublin' Troublin' Troublin' ♪
♪ And now we're paddlin' Paddlin' ♪
You want some tea, Jazzy?
[Jazzy] Yes, please.
Fayard, pass me the kettle.
You would think that after 25 years,
they'd give me a raise.
I bust my backside to the bone every day
to barely, barely make the rent!
Fayard, come sit down and eat before you fall down.
I am the first one there and the last one to leave,
-every day. -Fayard, come eat.
I want to be where I am valued and appreciated.
Well, you won't be appreciated if you dead!
Now come! Eat!
-[Jazzy] Good morning. -Morning.
[Louise] Morning, baby.
This looks good.
[Louise] Mm.
[Jazzy] What the fuck!?
What's the matter with you? Have you gone mad?
I'm sorry, Mummy. I'm sorry, Daddy.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness.
-Oh, my goodness. -What the fuck?
That's where she gets it from!
"Wayne Thompson." Who the fuck is Wayne Thompson?
[cries]
♪ Oh, no, no, no
[Jazzy] This whole relationship has been
one big, fat, fucking lie.
[cries]
[text message alert]
♪ Loving me, me Like you ♪
♪ Blue, blue, blue ♪
[music]
[BET theme]