1 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,166 Marcus Wright, Marcus Wright, you're next. 2 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,366 - Marcus Wright. - Marcus, okay, 3 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:07,235 right over here. 4 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,204 Please be ready when we call you. 5 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,571 We're moving very, very fast, 6 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:14,275 and we do not have time to wait for you. 7 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:17,111 Trust me, Lars von Trier wouldn't put up with this shit. 8 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:20,413 Come on, really, did she just 9 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,649 - talk to me like that? - Bitch. 10 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,855 Okay, why do you think you should be cast 11 00:01:27,889 --> 00:01:29,522 as Solitary Confinement? 12 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:32,159 Is it bad to say that I could really use the money? 13 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:35,528 The other game shows, you know, 14 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,164 they ask you a lot of questions. 15 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,733 I was never really any good at that. 16 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,502 What does the idea of solitary confinement mean to you? 17 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,604 Total lack of control over your surroundings, 18 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:49,643 and dictating what you do and how you do it, 19 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:52,213 giving that control over to someone else. 20 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,849 It means to strip away all illusions 21 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:59,253 and to be alone and, therefore, to face yourself. 22 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,057 Why will an audience want to watch you on this show? 23 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,326 Look at me. 24 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:10,331 I will charm them with my wit, my intelligence, 25 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:14,201 my incredible ability to sing. 26 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,938 I think I'll be able to maintain my composure the best, 27 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:18,571 probably be a relief. 28 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,740 I mean look at me. 29 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,009 I like me. 30 00:02:22,043 --> 00:02:23,610 You like me too. 31 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,147 You ain't gonna tell me you like me, but you like me. 32 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:29,716 I will try to make fun jokes and puns, 33 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:30,885 keep things light 34 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:37,291 and be a shining example of overcoming obstacles. 35 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:38,159 I will try. 36 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,635 Uh, what is the most interesting thing about you? 37 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,770 Give a fuck about anything, I don't care. 38 00:02:50,805 --> 00:02:54,474 Is that I am a single mother to two young cats 39 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,843 and one old one. 40 00:02:55,876 --> 00:03:00,881 My ability to focus, you know, like really zone in. 41 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,552 I'm a female helicopter pilot, 42 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,154 and a badass pilot at that. 43 00:03:07,989 --> 00:03:08,823 My cock. 44 00:03:10,825 --> 00:03:13,526 Is that, does that offend you? 45 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:15,930 Well it should. 46 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:19,133 This is reality and that's what you want. 47 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,501 So my answer is my cock. 48 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:25,072 What is your strategy for winning the show? 49 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,909 Take care of myself, imagine stuff. 50 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:31,979 I'm gonna take a systematic approach 51 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:36,484 with a test that tests my vision, my sight, all my senses. 52 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:40,754 Focus, you know, Shiva would go out into the forest 53 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:43,224 in Samadhi for like weeks at a time. 54 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,760 That's gonna be my strategy. 55 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,163 I don't think I really need a strategy. 56 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,198 Do the things that I normally do, 57 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,600 um, but without any communication. 58 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:57,670 I will win the show by just talking, talking, talking. 59 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,373 What are you most afraid of? 60 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:03,344 Probably being alone, but if there's an audience, 61 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,611 are you really alone? 62 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:08,548 Of something happening to my cat David. 63 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:12,286 He's my special boy, and also of dying alone. 64 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,321 Losin'. 65 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,323 I'm not afraid of anything. 66 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,690 I work in reality TV. 67 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,427 I'm not afraid of nothin'. 68 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,660 Try me. 69 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:25,698 Stillness and quiet, so that's gonna be interesting. 70 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,168 Drowning. 71 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,936 And what would you do with the million dollar prize 72 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:29,804 if you win? 73 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,040 Well, I would buy more snow globes. 74 00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:37,078 I would, um, get my cats a better flea medicine 75 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,913 and more furniture. 76 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,949 For starters, I know that the, um, one million 77 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,951 is probably more than those things. 78 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,921 First of all, I'm gonna tell everyone I told you so. 79 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:47,888 Then I'm gonna get a sports car. 80 00:04:47,922 --> 00:04:49,523 I'm gonna move to Miami. 81 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,691 Then I'm gonna tell everyone to eat a dick. 82 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:57,498 My wife, uh, she needs two operations, 83 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:01,601 therapy and medication, and business has been slow, so 84 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,806 the money hasn't been there 85 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,741 to keep up with the health insurance. 86 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:09,944 I would do the smart thing 87 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:13,180 and I would put a down payment on a house and invest it. 88 00:05:13,214 --> 00:05:15,483 I know that might not be as interesting as like 89 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,951 buying a pink corvette or something, 90 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,053 but I'm also not an idiot. 91 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,221 Can you do me a favor 92 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:23,023 and quit reading from your script? 93 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:24,825 Just answer the damn question. 94 00:05:24,859 --> 00:05:26,227 You know what? 95 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:29,263 I come in here and I've been disrespected the whole time. 96 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,899 You sit behind your little prefabricated table, 97 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,001 livin' your prefabricated lives, 98 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,735 sayin' someone else's lines. 99 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:37,271 You're a fucking cunt. 100 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,807 But all the while, 101 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,042 you sit there danglin' your carrot. 102 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,046 Jump, rabbit, jump. 103 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:49,884 I'm not your rabbit. 104 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,020 I'm sorry. 105 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,322 This isn't at all what I thought it was. 106 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,526 I'll see myself out. 107 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,662 - My God. - Wow. 108 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,834 If I call your name, please exit this door 109 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:07,902 into the casting room. 110 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,170 If I do not call your name, 111 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,839 please stay here and do not leave. 112 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,008 We have Marcus Wright. 113 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,041 - I mean, - Fuck. 114 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:47,875 They're gonna come back for us, 115 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,109 - obviously. - They better. 116 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:50,244 We're like the best thing 117 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,111 - to happen. - I'm thirsty, hungry, 118 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:51,979 and I have to pee. 119 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:52,813 I've been here fore like five hours. 120 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,048 I wonder if like they'll give us 121 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,715 - a massage when we go back. - Fire my chump agent. 122 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,783 You think? 123 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,220 Excuse me. 124 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,753 Geez, whoa. 125 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,089 Congratulations to you all, 126 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,558 you've made it to the final round. 127 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,128 The producer's assistant will be in momentarily 128 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:10,197 to explain the next step in the process. 129 00:07:10,231 --> 00:07:13,133 Until then we do understand that you're very excited, 130 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:14,767 please do not share this information 131 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,303 with anyone at this time. 132 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:18,939 Thank you. 133 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,976 Gosh, what an attitude. 134 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,577 We're gonna win a million fucking dollars! 135 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,312 Aren't you excited? 136 00:07:25,346 --> 00:07:26,779 I'm fucking excited! 137 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:27,615 Man! 138 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,717 - Oh my God. - Oh! 139 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,352 - My God. - College debt go away. 140 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:32,219 All right. 141 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:38,425 Hey everyone. 142 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:39,593 Oh, hey. 143 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,762 Let's start with a round of applause for all of you. 144 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:49,737 You've earned a spot in the first ever 24 hour 145 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:51,739 live feed reality web series 146 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:55,476 with a grand prize of $1 million. 147 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:01,749 That means one of you in this room 148 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,751 is going to be a millionaire. 149 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,687 That's awesome. 150 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,188 Yay. 151 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,658 Now, I have to go over a few details, 152 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:14,228 and then I have some extra special news to share with you. 153 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,997 But first your schedule. 154 00:08:17,031 --> 00:08:19,199 You're gonna have a medical exam, 155 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,934 just to make sure you're all physically fit 156 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,903 to enter the competition. 157 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,072 Then we'll have interviews. 158 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:29,677 This will be a chance for you to show the audience 159 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,979 how you really feel. 160 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,683 This is your 15 minutes of fame. 161 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:39,553 Afterwards, we're going to have a brief meeting 162 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,021 with a producer of the show. 163 00:08:41,055 --> 00:08:43,590 You're not going to see the solitary confinement area 164 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,793 before you enter it for the competition, 165 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:48,696 but the producer will tell you a little bit about it. 166 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,898 Then you'll go to a green room 167 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,767 and wait until you're notified 168 00:08:53,802 --> 00:08:58,439 that it's time to enter solitary confinement. 169 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,811 Yes! 170 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,446 I don't know if I should be happy or scared. 171 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:08,582 Now for that extra special news. 172 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:15,089 The show has just been picked up for a second season. 173 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,490 - What? - Oh my, wow. 174 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:17,991 We haven't even announced the cast, 175 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,828 and we already know we're a hit. 176 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,897 So as a reward to you, 177 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:29,069 the winner will now receive $2 million. 178 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,340 Yes, yes, oh my God. 179 00:09:33,374 --> 00:09:38,379 Congratulations and welcome again to solitary confinement. 180 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,615 Contestant: All right, 181 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,150 yeah! 182 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,518 Enjoy your stay. 183 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,153 Right back at ya. 184 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,892 - She's so hospitable. - What, 185 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,127 - what? - Wait, we're not going home? 186 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,863 - That shit's tonight. - Oh. 187 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,497 - That shit's tonight. - Oh my goodness. 188 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:57,866 - Wow. - Okay. 189 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:58,799 - Tonight? - Excuse me, 190 00:09:58,833 --> 00:09:59,767 - did you talk to my agent? - I got this. 191 00:09:59,801 --> 00:10:01,235 Tonight, I gotta put my dog out. 192 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,302 - Okay. - My God, 193 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:03,270 - what am I gonna do? - You mean, we're really not 194 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,538 - going home? - We didn't sign anymore 195 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:05,639 - paperwork. - Okay. 196 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,007 - Maybe that's the next step. - I still got this. 197 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,042 - I still got this. - Yeah, maybe, 198 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,110 - hopefully. - Yeah, but, hey, at least 199 00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:12,146 - it's two million now, right? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 200 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,014 - I mean, that's true. - Double the money. 201 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,216 I love it, I love it! 202 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,985 All right. 203 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:24,158 I'm sorry where should I, just look here? 204 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,426 Either at the camera, 205 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,394 or you can look at me if you like. 206 00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:30,798 All right, I'm Marcus Wright, Los Angeles, 207 00:10:30,832 --> 00:10:33,200 yoga enthusiast, instructor, 208 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,437 do a lot of carpentry, basically kind of a handyman, 209 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,672 not tied down to one schedule. 210 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:42,242 Really when it comes down to it, it's to get rid of debt. 211 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:46,848 If I can get myself locked up and win $2 million, 212 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,715 $2 million. 213 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:57,157 It'd be like a new day, a new life. 214 00:10:57,191 --> 00:11:01,930 I was being pressured from my parents and therapist, 215 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:05,466 to be honest, just kind of a last resort. 216 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,801 Kind of to appease them, 217 00:11:06,835 --> 00:11:08,135 I thought doing something extreme 218 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,536 and completely out of my comfort zone 219 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:14,575 might be the best solution, might be peaceful. 220 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,211 You know, walking around every second of the day, 221 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,046 always feeling just like a constant sadness, 222 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,315 like a really, really heavy heart, I don't know, 223 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:26,353 I just, it seems insane in itself to take this step, 224 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:31,024 but why not? 225 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,760 I'm 26 years old, and I'm a pharmacist, 226 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,797 pharmacy technician, either, really doesn't matter. 227 00:11:36,831 --> 00:11:39,399 You have to live a fairly regimented lifestyle, 228 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,268 because sometimes your hours flip, 229 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:45,239 and I tend to live a more regimented lifestyle than others. 230 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:49,576 Friends and my coworkers all call me Mr. Robot for fun 231 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:51,345 because I'm always on time. 232 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,348 Never late, never early, just always on time. 233 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,985 And I think that having that regimented lifestyle 234 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,686 is gonna help me quite a bit. 235 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,488 I'm Korean-American, 236 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,325 parents are immigrants from, of course, 237 00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:07,461 the motherland of South Korea, 238 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,463 not North Korea, South Korea. 239 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:13,567 I work as a social media manager for a startup company. 240 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,004 Social media is something I just love doing. 241 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:19,439 If I had a weakness, it would be in that regard, 242 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:22,142 like, you know, social media's all about chatter 243 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,912 and being caught up in the world, 244 00:12:23,945 --> 00:12:26,079 and I personally like to be caught up in the world, 245 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:29,216 because I like to think that I'm pretty knowledgeable 246 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,350 in these kind of things. 247 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:33,487 When I just have quiet and stillness 248 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,489 and I can't look at my phone and everything, 249 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,958 that's when I get a little antsy, 250 00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,725 that's when I get a little jumpy, 251 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:42,329 and I'm not sure what to do with myself. 252 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,832 I would say that every time I'm in a quiet 253 00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:48,569 and/or intimate situation with my significant other 254 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,138 or my good friends or just whoever, 255 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,808 my first instinct is to look at my phone. 256 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,378 You know, I think in recent years 257 00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:03,417 I've found it harder and harder to wrap my head around 258 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:07,922 getting older. 259 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,392 So it's a challenge like this, 260 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,863 it's good timing, it's good timing. 261 00:13:15,897 --> 00:13:19,399 I need this, because I want to challenge myself. 262 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:20,902 That's what I've been doing my entire life, 263 00:13:20,935 --> 00:13:25,940 and it's not that I don't wanna lose my youth. 264 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,242 I'm just not ready to be an old man. 265 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,478 So you said you prepped for it. 266 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,082 What have you, uh, how have you been prepping? 267 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,283 I actually started sleeping on my floor. 268 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,888 Um, 'cause my bed is really comfortable at home. 269 00:13:40,922 --> 00:13:42,322 It's really comfortable. 270 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:43,190 Megan, 271 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,427 I love you so much. 272 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:51,598 This is for you. 273 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,470 I hope that, uh, 274 00:14:00,808 --> 00:14:02,110 I hope I can win for you 275 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,781 and you can live as many years as you want 276 00:14:07,815 --> 00:14:10,651 and play as many games as you want. 277 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:15,489 I'm looking forward to the, to the, uh, confinement. 278 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,525 It's going to be quite a test of my will. 279 00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:23,064 I see that there are some strong competitors here. 280 00:14:23,097 --> 00:14:26,034 This should make for an interesting competition. 281 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,935 Uh, what else about me? 282 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:31,304 Um, I'm very outdoorsy. 283 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,042 My husband and I got married two years ago, 284 00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:35,877 and it's been really good. 285 00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:39,212 No kids, no kids yet, so no pressure. 286 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,115 Um, 287 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,153 yeah, um, gosh. 288 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,360 My husband, um, just lost his job, 289 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,295 and he's real upset about it, 290 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,833 and that's sort of how I came upon here. 291 00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:03,104 I figured it'd be really nice to be able to be 292 00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:06,040 sole breadwinner for a little while, 293 00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:08,475 maybe he can go back to school and, you know, 294 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,045 pursue his dream career. 295 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,346 It'd be really awesome. 296 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:17,185 See at one time I had everything. 297 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:21,488 I was a professional athlete, playin' football. 298 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,427 Ended up screwin' that up a little bit. 299 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,798 Got thrown in jail, some things happened there, 300 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:33,533 but, uh, 301 00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:37,404 I'm out now. 302 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,208 I pretty much don't have anything, 303 00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:45,445 and I wanna have something, 304 00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,250 and I wanna succeed at something, 305 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,355 and I want people to look at me differently. 306 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,926 Sure, I know I made some mistakes. 307 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,100 Come in. 308 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:21,949 Here's the doctor's files. 309 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,923 I'm Hillard May, 310 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:36,164 the creator and producer of Solitary Confinement. 311 00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:38,966 Welcome, cast. 312 00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:45,206 Now, I want to congratulate you on making it to the show. 313 00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:48,009 I can tell you that we feel that you are 314 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:51,078 the most able candidates there is. 315 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,248 You guys are gonna be great. 316 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,285 Now, I know you have questions, 317 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,754 but here's all the information you're gonna receive. 318 00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:04,758 First, at some point tonight 319 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,661 you will be taken and brought to a bathroom 320 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,998 where you will be given the clothes you're allowed to wear. 321 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:12,332 You will not have shoes. 322 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,803 We have to consider your safety, 323 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:17,872 so you will not have anything with you 324 00:17:17,905 --> 00:17:19,639 with which you could harm yourself. 325 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:25,079 Once in your cell, you will have a camera in the corner, 326 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,380 and when you are ready to come out, 327 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,116 you simply look toward the camera, 328 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,687 cross your arms above your head in an X, 329 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,824 and just yell, I quit. 330 00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:40,161 Within a few minutes, you'll be released. 331 00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:44,631 Now while inside you will be filmed 24/7 332 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,801 and broadcast over the internet, 333 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,469 so everything you do and say will be seen. 334 00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:55,810 You will not be freed unless you quit. 335 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,581 Food will be delivered once a day. 336 00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:03,985 It'll be enough food for the entire day. 337 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,324 Now the whole idea of this show 338 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,928 is to test your will to go on. 339 00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:18,765 When the last contestant remains, 340 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:22,904 we will free that person and they will win $2 million 341 00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:25,705 and the fame that winning the first season 342 00:18:25,739 --> 00:18:28,441 of Solitary Confinement brings. 343 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,277 - Nice. - Wow. 344 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,045 - Good luck. - Awesome. 345 00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,414 Thank you. 346 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,482 I don't know, 347 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,318 I should probably be home in a couple of hours, 348 00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:39,686 but it's taking a really, really long time. 349 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:43,024 You should see this casting director, she's a total bitch. 350 00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:44,992 And like these girls and these guys, 351 00:18:45,026 --> 00:18:46,961 I don't even know where they found these people from. 352 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:49,931 I swear they're, I don't know, they're not from here. 353 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,499 Hold on, give me a second. 354 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,193 I would really like a cafe mocha. 355 00:19:20,962 --> 00:19:23,596 No whip, skim, anyone? 356 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,540 It's showtime. 357 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,176 Jesus, what are meathead one 358 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:36,509 - and meathead two? - Yeah. 359 00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:40,214 What is your problem? 360 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,449 You're comin' with me. 361 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,883 What the fuck? 362 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,086 What the fuck is, get off me, 363 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,454 - motherfucker. - Easy, listen. 364 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,722 What is your problem? 365 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,790 What the fuck? 366 00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:54,095 Mother, goddamn, what is your problem? 367 00:19:54,128 --> 00:19:56,931 Jesus fucking Christ. 368 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:59,834 Fucking dumbass one and dumbass two. 369 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,235 Get your clothes off. 370 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,303 It's time to shower. 371 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:04,738 The fuck? 372 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,208 Yeah, we need to clean up your mouth 373 00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:08,075 like your body. 374 00:20:09,343 --> 00:20:12,380 So you guys are gonna stand here, watch me get undressed, 375 00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:13,747 because I need to shower? 376 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,748 Yeah. 377 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,751 - What the f... - And you're beautiful. 378 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,552 Okay, you know what, cocksucker, 379 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,289 I'll make you're fuckin' day, how 'bout that? 380 00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:23,357 Yeah. 381 00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:23,991 I'm positive it's gonna be the best pair of tits 382 00:20:24,025 --> 00:20:25,926 that you have ever seen. 383 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:26,894 - Yeah. - Not that you've seen many, 384 00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:28,262 motherfucker. 385 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,266 And you too, bitch, cunt, all day being a fucking asshole, 386 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,801 and then you're gonna watch these fucking guys 387 00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,202 watch me get naked. 388 00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:37,505 No, don't you fucking say anything, bitch. 389 00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:40,573 Hope the $12 an hour is worth it, dumbass. 390 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,146 - Yeah. - Hey, I'm just doing my job. 391 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:46,380 Okay? 392 00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:47,680 - Take her clothes. - Okay. 393 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,483 So I just have to stand here and shower? 394 00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:51,519 You know what, fuck you, I don't even fucking care. 395 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,586 It's a pair of boobs and an ass. 396 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,455 Oh, hello. 397 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,092 - Two. - You are gorgeous. 398 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:02,063 Hi, oh, isn't this a nice little perk. 399 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:05,199 You have to buy me dinner first, mister, 400 00:21:05,232 --> 00:21:07,501 after the show, when I have millions of dollars. 401 00:21:07,535 --> 00:21:08,335 Let's go. 402 00:21:08,369 --> 00:21:09,303 Okay. 403 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:12,907 Wait, hold on, guys, guys, my hair. 404 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,707 I don't think you know who I am. 405 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,676 There ya go. 406 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,446 Please keep it safe, it was very expensive. 407 00:21:18,479 --> 00:21:20,481 Your ring and bracelet too. 408 00:21:20,514 --> 00:21:21,681 Okay, ta-da. 409 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:24,518 This doesn't come off. 410 00:21:25,386 --> 00:21:26,753 Goes with me wherever I go. 411 00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:28,989 Sorry. 412 00:21:29,824 --> 00:21:30,991 Off with the clothes. 413 00:21:31,992 --> 00:21:33,593 You could at least say please. 414 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,369 Gentlemen, I'm Marcus. 415 00:21:43,504 --> 00:21:44,338 Stand up. 416 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,373 All right. 417 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,609 What you got over here? 418 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,412 A tattoo or something, you with a gang or somethin'? 419 00:21:51,445 --> 00:21:55,816 No, man, it's the Fibonacci spiral with the Golden Mean. 420 00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:57,218 Nazi, huh? 421 00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,285 Not the, whoa. 422 00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:01,422 Jesus, Magilla Gorilla! 423 00:22:01,455 --> 00:22:02,622 Lighten up. 424 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,992 And you, how many Monster drinks you on 425 00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:05,960 - a day, huh? - Take your shirt off, 426 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:06,994 take your pants off. 427 00:22:08,429 --> 00:22:09,296 - Get going. - That's a shower? 428 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:11,832 Yeah, you need one. 429 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,101 A couple. 430 00:22:14,135 --> 00:22:15,536 Hi, I'm Marcus. 431 00:22:15,569 --> 00:22:17,138 Nice to meet, fine. 432 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:17,972 Don't touch her. 433 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:18,839 Really? 434 00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:24,178 You gonna wash my back or does that cost extra? 435 00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:26,046 - Stand up. - Muscles, who are you guys, 436 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:26,914 Hans and Franz? 437 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:28,983 Stand up 438 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:29,984 Where are we going? 439 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,585 Look, we're not gonna, nope. 440 00:22:31,619 --> 00:22:32,820 Don't, careful, 441 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:33,954 - don't hurt yourselves. - Behind your back, 442 00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:34,787 put 'em behind your back. 443 00:22:34,822 --> 00:22:35,923 In the process, a bag. 444 00:22:36,824 --> 00:22:37,925 What am I, groceries? 445 00:22:40,294 --> 00:22:41,862 You ain't got nothin' to say? 446 00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:45,833 Come on, Mr. Funny Guy, get your clothes off or we'll help 447 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,201 - you to take 'em off. - I needed you to second 448 00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:48,135 the motion, okay. 449 00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:51,038 Yo, what the fuck, man? 450 00:22:51,071 --> 00:22:53,240 I didn't sign up for this bullshit! 451 00:22:53,274 --> 00:22:54,842 Strip down. 452 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:55,708 What? 453 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,112 Take your clothes off. 454 00:22:58,145 --> 00:23:00,780 Fuck you, I'm not takin' my clothes off. 455 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,616 You take your clothes off now, 456 00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:04,684 or I'll take 'em off for you. 457 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,553 Now. 458 00:23:10,624 --> 00:23:13,693 Two million, two million. 459 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,728 Two fuckin' million dollars. 460 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,831 That's the only reason why I'm doin' this. 461 00:23:34,548 --> 00:23:36,083 Towel, lotion? 462 00:23:37,017 --> 00:23:37,818 We don't have a towel 463 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,119 - for you. - Perfume? 464 00:23:39,153 --> 00:23:39,954 Nothin'. 465 00:23:39,987 --> 00:23:41,155 I'll use your shirt. 466 00:23:41,188 --> 00:23:42,356 I'll dry you. 467 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,427 Um, what is this? 468 00:23:48,195 --> 00:23:50,097 You've got to be kidding me, right? 469 00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:51,198 Put 'em on. 470 00:23:51,232 --> 00:23:52,399 You expect me to wear this on national television? 471 00:23:52,433 --> 00:23:53,234 Have you seen this? 472 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,335 It's hardly my color. 473 00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:57,538 I think it suits you perfectly. 474 00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:02,409 Wants a towel. 475 00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:05,212 I want lotion more than a towel. 476 00:24:07,848 --> 00:24:09,216 Now what? 477 00:24:10,718 --> 00:24:11,919 Bring him his clothes. 478 00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:15,155 Thank you, darlin'. 479 00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:17,658 You enjoy the show? 480 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:20,094 I need a towel. 481 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:23,796 Really? 482 00:24:23,831 --> 00:24:25,232 What is this? 483 00:24:25,266 --> 00:24:29,103 Wow, wow, why don't you hold that for me, okay? 484 00:24:34,942 --> 00:24:36,210 Sorry to cover up for ya. 485 00:24:36,243 --> 00:24:38,412 I know you wanted to look as long as you could, 486 00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:41,015 but it is what it is. 487 00:24:41,048 --> 00:24:42,016 Do I get a towel? 488 00:24:42,049 --> 00:24:43,350 No, ma'am. 489 00:24:45,853 --> 00:24:46,854 Hand me clothes. 490 00:24:46,887 --> 00:24:48,956 There you go. 491 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:50,524 I can dry you if you want. 492 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:56,030 This is ridiculous. 493 00:24:56,063 --> 00:24:57,331 Yeah. 494 00:24:57,364 --> 00:25:00,000 Cold as can be. 495 00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:02,303 You can at least give a man some hot water. 496 00:25:06,073 --> 00:25:07,207 Hello, beautiful. 497 00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:08,042 - Hello. - Bring me his clothes. 498 00:25:08,075 --> 00:25:08,976 Hello, gorgeous. 499 00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:11,812 What, no towel? 500 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,148 What you gonna do with it, 501 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:15,049 put it around your head? 502 00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:16,383 You look like a towel head. 503 00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:17,251 Get dressed. 504 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:20,754 Funny, man. 505 00:25:20,788 --> 00:25:21,755 This guy. 506 00:25:21,789 --> 00:25:23,457 You the funny man. 507 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:24,758 What now? 508 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:26,727 Clothes, awesome. 509 00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:29,530 Where's my fuckin' towel? 510 00:25:30,564 --> 00:25:32,499 This isn't a hotel. 511 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:35,836 Oh my fucking God, you guys and you're fuckin' stupid ass 512 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:39,373 fuckin' weak ass scare tactics, for fuck's sake. 513 00:25:41,475 --> 00:25:42,743 Oh, it's fucking cold. 514 00:25:44,478 --> 00:25:45,979 Fuck you guys, seriously. 515 00:25:54,823 --> 00:25:55,622 You done? 516 00:25:55,656 --> 00:25:56,557 Yeah. 517 00:25:56,590 --> 00:25:59,159 Oh, what the fuck, again, motherfuckers? 518 00:26:12,606 --> 00:26:13,440 Oh fuck. 519 00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:35,929 Fuck. 520 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:50,377 What the, where's the door? 521 00:26:54,915 --> 00:26:57,852 How the fuck did you guys get me in here? 522 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:04,057 Jesus Christ, you guys are taking 523 00:27:04,091 --> 00:27:05,926 a lot more effort than I thought. 524 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:13,033 Well, that's great, you didn't get my fuckin' glasses. 525 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,501 10, 11, 12, 13. 526 00:27:17,738 --> 00:27:18,572 13. 527 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,477 That's a bucket. 528 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,115 A bucket? 529 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,584 I think I'm afraid to open this box. 530 00:27:43,630 --> 00:27:44,465 Lovely. 531 00:27:49,303 --> 00:27:52,639 Do you push me through this little-ass hole or what? 532 00:27:55,576 --> 00:27:56,410 No shit. 533 00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:01,114 Fuckin', that's on? 534 00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:01,982 That's on. 535 00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:05,686 Hello there. 536 00:28:06,955 --> 00:28:08,255 Yeah. 537 00:28:15,229 --> 00:28:16,063 Oh shit. 538 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,299 The thing is is that you guys 539 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,568 don't know who you're fuckin' with. 540 00:28:21,602 --> 00:28:24,338 See, I told you, told you before, 541 00:28:27,274 --> 00:28:30,010 I've done all this type of shit, 542 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:35,048 well, maybe not quite like this, but, uh, 543 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:39,052 yeah, I was in the joint. 544 00:28:42,356 --> 00:28:43,690 And you know what? 545 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:44,591 I got out. 546 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,171 Oh my God. 547 00:29:01,174 --> 00:29:02,175 All right. 548 00:29:04,111 --> 00:29:09,116 I read somewhere routine is ideal and try not to sleep, 549 00:29:09,884 --> 00:29:13,353 but how the fuck does one keep themselves busy 550 00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:16,590 in a fucking room with nothing in it? 551 00:29:19,827 --> 00:29:23,230 You you didn't give us toilet paper, 552 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:28,268 and then you don't give us utensils or a sink. 553 00:29:31,705 --> 00:29:33,173 That's foul. 554 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:35,375 Women are just inherently more intelligent 555 00:29:35,409 --> 00:29:38,111 and just better sense of things. 556 00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,212 Yes, we always like to blame 557 00:29:39,246 --> 00:29:42,649 that they have emotional mood swings and PMS 558 00:29:42,683 --> 00:29:45,019 and blame it all on that, but, no, 559 00:29:45,053 --> 00:29:47,154 men are just equally capable 560 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:50,157 of being pretty dumbasses as well. 561 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:53,260 Hi, I'm 84, and I'm gonna frickin' win this thing 562 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:54,528 and get a million dollars. 563 00:29:54,561 --> 00:29:57,031 I can do this fuckin' room. 564 00:29:58,465 --> 00:29:59,600 I'm gonna redecorate. 565 00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:01,602 Ready? 566 00:30:10,777 --> 00:30:11,612 Set. 567 00:30:12,947 --> 00:30:13,780 Done. 568 00:30:15,049 --> 00:30:16,550 I've got my kitchen over here. 569 00:30:18,685 --> 00:30:20,021 Got the bedroom, 570 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:25,093 got the bathroom slash fuckin' area where I hang out, 571 00:30:29,864 --> 00:30:31,833 and then I got the man cave over here, 572 00:30:34,201 --> 00:30:37,671 and it's, uh, it's gonna be good. 573 00:30:37,704 --> 00:30:39,573 I'm kind of a well rounded guy, 574 00:30:39,606 --> 00:30:42,242 you know, like musically and shit, you know. 575 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:46,747 Like, I like, uh, I like all kinds of shit, man. 576 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:47,982 I like country music, too. 577 00:30:48,016 --> 00:30:50,751 A lot of people don't know that about me and shit, you know. 578 00:30:50,784 --> 00:30:52,954 I like some country music, shit. 579 00:31:04,765 --> 00:31:06,934 We can do this, piece of cake. 580 00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:10,104 Two million. 581 00:31:28,255 --> 00:31:30,657 I bet you can't see that now. 582 00:31:30,691 --> 00:31:33,360 I guess I should do like 583 00:31:34,628 --> 00:31:37,698 an introduction or something for the fans in the room. 584 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:41,568 Hi, guys, Bridget here. 585 00:31:42,804 --> 00:31:45,840 It's day one in my new home. 586 00:31:46,707 --> 00:31:49,110 So exciting. 587 00:31:49,143 --> 00:31:50,812 Oh my God, I can't wait. 588 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:58,052 ♪ Jack the Ripper had a knife ♪ 589 00:31:58,086 --> 00:32:02,957 ♪ He took a whore out in the night ♪ 590 00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:05,559 And then we just had to jackhammer our way into a hole, 591 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,861 and eventually we're gonna ejaculate, 592 00:32:06,894 --> 00:32:09,429 and then that's like gravy for us 593 00:32:09,463 --> 00:32:12,100 while women are much more complicated, 594 00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:14,334 like it's not just a hole, 595 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:17,637 it's a complicated piece of machinery 596 00:32:17,671 --> 00:32:19,539 with all these nooks and crannies 597 00:32:19,573 --> 00:32:23,243 and wonders and mysteries and horrors and terrors 598 00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:24,578 and God knows what. 599 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:28,983 So it was really cute and all how you were, you know, 600 00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:33,653 not talking to me and being all part of the show, 601 00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:36,456 but it's kinda getting old really quickly. 602 00:32:36,490 --> 00:32:40,228 Come on, you can talk to me and just edit it out. 603 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:41,762 Three, two, one. 604 00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:59,613 This is more boring than I thought. 605 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:02,549 And I have all of you guys to keep me company. 606 00:33:02,582 --> 00:33:06,888 This shitty oatmeal and this water 607 00:33:06,921 --> 00:33:09,157 that tastes like an old man's piss. 608 00:33:14,028 --> 00:33:16,130 I believe that's a shit bucket. 609 00:33:16,164 --> 00:33:17,965 That is a shit bucket, so, 610 00:33:20,101 --> 00:33:22,335 mmm, I'm gonna have a lot of fun with that one. 611 00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:24,437 Auditory, smell, sight, 612 00:33:28,176 --> 00:33:31,145 memory, what else, what else, memory? 613 00:33:31,179 --> 00:33:35,917 That's do, my birthday is 6-3-84. 614 00:33:37,185 --> 00:33:39,519 My husband's birthday is August 2nd, '71. 615 00:33:40,587 --> 00:33:41,823 You know, I bet you've never played 616 00:33:41,856 --> 00:33:45,059 a fuckin' sport in your life. 617 00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:46,828 Huh, you know about heart? 618 00:33:48,296 --> 00:33:49,130 I got that. 619 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:52,233 You watch and see. 620 00:33:53,234 --> 00:33:56,204 Hey, guys. 621 00:33:56,237 --> 00:33:57,071 Hey. 622 00:33:58,738 --> 00:34:00,208 I have to go to the bathroom. 623 00:34:00,241 --> 00:34:01,441 I need somebody to come and let me out 624 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:03,476 so I can use the toilet. 625 00:34:30,004 --> 00:34:33,440 It's been a long time, it's about time. 626 00:34:41,249 --> 00:34:44,185 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 627 00:34:44,218 --> 00:34:49,023 ♪ Uh-Huh, oh oh ♪ 628 00:34:49,056 --> 00:34:51,725 ♪ Then it's all ♪ 629 00:34:53,127 --> 00:34:55,196 Yeah, that's pointless. 630 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,716 24/7, huh? 631 00:35:18,286 --> 00:35:20,388 Think that was a good idea? 632 00:35:21,255 --> 00:35:22,990 184. 633 00:35:23,024 --> 00:35:26,660 Okay, there must be some significance to that, 634 00:35:26,693 --> 00:35:30,031 and we will attempt to decode it. 635 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:34,368 184, fuck, I suck at math, I mean, 636 00:35:36,103 --> 00:35:39,073 codes and shit, right over the top of my head. 637 00:35:39,106 --> 00:35:43,110 Some really smart person must've come up with this. 638 00:35:43,144 --> 00:35:45,046 Take the fucking eight off and take the four off, 639 00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:49,317 and leave the one, because I am your number one, numero uno. 640 00:35:49,350 --> 00:35:52,452 Okay, let's try this one more time. 641 00:35:53,753 --> 00:35:58,758 Get me to a fucking restroom or speak to my fucking lawyer. 642 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:07,734 I wanna eat. 643 00:36:12,706 --> 00:36:15,109 Eat. 644 00:36:18,379 --> 00:36:19,380 Hey, you got me eatin' this shit like 645 00:36:19,413 --> 00:36:21,581 a fuckin' slave, man. 646 00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:44,805 Eat this shit, man, what the fuck is that? 647 00:36:48,508 --> 00:36:50,911 Somethin' like that. 648 00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:54,849 Yes, Mommy always said I have the grace of a cow. 649 00:36:57,018 --> 00:36:59,552 Oh my God. 650 00:37:15,836 --> 00:37:17,670 Motherfucking oatmeal? 651 00:37:19,273 --> 00:37:20,107 Again! 652 00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:27,680 Hello, hey, hey, hey, hey, I have to use the bathroom. 653 00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:29,216 You, I saw a hand. 654 00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,821 Do you know who I am? 655 00:37:33,854 --> 00:37:36,057 I'm being fed once a day. 656 00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:37,224 Once. 657 00:37:38,959 --> 00:37:40,928 Fucking oatmeal, oatmeal, oatmeal, 658 00:37:40,961 --> 00:37:43,831 fucking oatmeal, fuck you, fuck you. 659 00:37:48,102 --> 00:37:50,171 I can go without eating for days. 660 00:37:50,204 --> 00:37:51,372 I've lived without electricity, 661 00:37:51,405 --> 00:37:53,841 without water on the fucking street. 662 00:37:53,874 --> 00:37:55,810 I can live on fucking oatmeal, okay? 663 00:37:55,843 --> 00:37:57,878 Fuck you, fuck you and your fucking room 664 00:37:57,912 --> 00:38:00,713 with no fucking door and trying fucking scare tactics. 665 00:38:00,747 --> 00:38:05,519 Fuck you, you guys are fucking pieces of fucking shit. 666 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:12,126 I don't even fucking like oatmeal, motherfuckers. 667 00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:14,295 There's no nudity in my contract, 668 00:38:14,328 --> 00:38:15,396 so you can't actually show anything, 669 00:38:15,429 --> 00:38:17,331 even if I accidentally show something. 670 00:38:19,366 --> 00:38:21,402 Oh God, so gross. 671 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:29,776 I hope you're planning on dumping this right away. 672 00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:33,347 Stretch, man, come on, it's just a game. 673 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:36,283 It's just a game. 674 00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:38,219 It's a game. 675 00:38:40,387 --> 00:38:45,392 Come on, come on, you got this, girl, it's just a game. 676 00:38:47,528 --> 00:38:50,197 It's just a game. 677 00:38:50,231 --> 00:38:51,631 It's just a game. 678 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:54,468 It's a game. 679 00:38:55,336 --> 00:38:56,504 It's a game. 680 00:38:56,537 --> 00:38:59,340 It's a game, it's a game 681 00:38:59,373 --> 00:39:01,774 Fuck the other contestants. 682 00:39:01,809 --> 00:39:03,911 Fuck the other contestants. 683 00:39:03,944 --> 00:39:06,413 Fuck the other contestants. 684 00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:11,519 You think any of these other assholes are doin' this? 685 00:39:11,552 --> 00:39:13,786 Nah, nah, they're in there probably 686 00:39:13,821 --> 00:39:16,323 fuckin' bangin' their heads against the wall, 687 00:39:16,357 --> 00:39:18,092 moanin' and groanin', 688 00:39:18,993 --> 00:39:22,096 oh, I miss my family and my boyfriend and all that shit. 689 00:39:24,632 --> 00:39:26,967 That's why this is too easy. 690 00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:29,503 That's why this is too easy. 691 00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:35,943 I guarantee you I'm down to like the last two, easily two. 692 00:39:35,976 --> 00:39:40,481 Some asshole wants to push me, that's fine. 693 00:39:42,682 --> 00:39:45,186 The producers probably see him in the room, 694 00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:47,488 and he's probably dead, and they're like, 695 00:39:47,521 --> 00:39:50,958 oh no, he's still in there, so, shit, I already won. 696 00:39:50,991 --> 00:39:52,393 I already won. 697 00:39:52,426 --> 00:39:53,827 It's a mental thing. 698 00:39:53,861 --> 00:39:55,196 It's a mental thing. 699 00:39:55,229 --> 00:39:57,598 That's why I'm gonna win, 'cause it's a mental thing. 700 00:39:57,631 --> 00:39:58,698 It's all mental. 701 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,569 And I tried to tell that to 'em. 702 00:40:01,602 --> 00:40:04,572 They shouldn't have even let me come in here, 703 00:40:04,605 --> 00:40:05,673 'cause of how easy this is. 704 00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:10,844 Six, seven days, I'll outlast most people. 705 00:40:13,547 --> 00:40:18,552 Hey, um, if anyone can hear me, I'm not feeling well. 706 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,691 I don't mean to be a diva, but I'm just wondering 707 00:40:26,827 --> 00:40:29,729 if I could get like some different food 708 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:33,367 or like some medicine or something. 709 00:40:34,301 --> 00:40:39,240 Uh, I'm not exactly sure what's a matter. 710 00:40:40,207 --> 00:40:44,777 It could be the smell of the bucket that's making me sick 711 00:40:44,812 --> 00:40:48,649 or some of the leftover food in there. 712 00:40:50,351 --> 00:40:54,455 Actually, I'm pretty fucking sure, sure it's those things. 713 00:40:56,957 --> 00:40:58,292 What the fuck! 714 00:41:01,195 --> 00:41:02,029 What? 715 00:41:03,931 --> 00:41:05,966 Okay, it's just that thing, 716 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,003 it's that thing, it's that thing they told you about. 717 00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:12,306 It's that thing, don't, it's the thing. 718 00:41:13,274 --> 00:41:14,842 It's the thing, okay, shh. 719 00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:16,744 I see what you guys are doing here. 720 00:41:18,245 --> 00:41:22,149 Because of my OCD, you're trying to mess with my head. 721 00:41:22,182 --> 00:41:25,152 You're trying to make things a little out of alignment, but 722 00:41:26,786 --> 00:41:29,189 I am in complete and full control of my faculties. 723 00:41:29,223 --> 00:41:31,292 I will perfectly, perfectly fine. 724 00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:38,065 Okay. 725 00:41:44,938 --> 00:41:47,041 You didn't know I was a musician, right? 726 00:41:48,275 --> 00:41:50,444 Drums, yeah, guitar. 727 00:41:52,913 --> 00:41:53,747 Bass. 728 00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:59,219 The money, I'm doin' it, I'm doin' it, 729 00:41:59,253 --> 00:42:00,954 I'm doin' it for the money, um. 730 00:42:02,423 --> 00:42:04,325 Payin' off my credit card. 731 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:08,128 I'm buying a new guitar. 732 00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:16,970 I'm buying a new house, I'm buying a house, 733 00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:19,306 I don't have a house, I'm buying a house. 734 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:23,744 That's, I'm gonna pay my mom's mortgage. 735 00:42:27,581 --> 00:42:29,183 I'm gonna produce my next album. 736 00:42:30,751 --> 00:42:33,587 Seeing how you've messed with the lights 737 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:36,690 and how everything is very quiet, 738 00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:42,463 I can see that you're just tryin' to mess with me. 739 00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:45,199 Everything's a little askew, see? 740 00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:47,901 See right here? 741 00:42:49,937 --> 00:42:54,942 Now if you had seen this and done this maybe five years ago, 742 00:42:56,845 --> 00:43:01,850 this would have annoyed the crap out of me. 743 00:43:03,684 --> 00:43:04,618 But because 744 00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:14,528 I am in control of my mental faculties, 745 00:43:14,561 --> 00:43:17,931 and I have developed a certain regiment, 746 00:43:17,965 --> 00:43:20,033 it's not gonna bother me. 747 00:43:23,504 --> 00:43:25,906 Credit card, guitar, house. 748 00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:36,116 You could always send up a magazine, you know. 749 00:43:38,152 --> 00:43:39,353 Even one, I mean. 750 00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:45,626 Even if I had to read it over and over, at least it's, 751 00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,297 you know, this is, 752 00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:57,037 it's a lot harder than it looks. 753 00:43:57,070 --> 00:44:01,074 To thine own self be true, fuck it. 754 00:44:01,108 --> 00:44:01,942 I quit. 755 00:44:03,710 --> 00:44:04,879 Hey, I'm done. 756 00:44:06,547 --> 00:44:07,481 Let me out. 757 00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:09,149 Thanks. 758 00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:11,853 To thine own self be true. 759 00:44:11,886 --> 00:44:14,054 To thine own self be true. 760 00:44:25,432 --> 00:44:28,135 I can't be in here. 761 00:44:36,410 --> 00:44:38,512 I was told that I possibly have PTSD, 762 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:43,383 so any like major amounts of stress and stuff, um, 763 00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:48,555 isn't good for me, so I need to be let out. 764 00:44:48,589 --> 00:44:53,126 That's truth, I lied, I lied, I suck. 765 00:45:14,916 --> 00:45:16,783 You should've told us where you were takin' us, 766 00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:23,790 'cause I don't know where I am. 767 00:45:28,529 --> 00:45:30,797 Does my wife know where I am? 768 00:45:30,832 --> 00:45:33,400 Does my family know where I am? 769 00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:45,813 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 770 00:45:45,847 --> 00:45:46,881 One, two. 771 00:45:46,915 --> 00:45:48,582 It's this silence. 772 00:45:49,884 --> 00:45:53,453 Oh, it's the silence, it's the silence, fucking, 773 00:45:53,487 --> 00:45:55,823 so fucking lonely. 774 00:45:58,625 --> 00:45:59,928 I can't do it. 775 00:45:59,961 --> 00:46:02,296 I can't do it, that's it. 776 00:46:05,465 --> 00:46:07,067 That's it, guys. 777 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,836 See this? 778 00:46:08,870 --> 00:46:09,703 Hey. 779 00:46:10,637 --> 00:46:11,505 See? 780 00:46:13,173 --> 00:46:14,042 Go on, that's it. 781 00:46:15,776 --> 00:46:16,610 It's over. 782 00:46:17,711 --> 00:46:21,015 Get me out, I quit. 783 00:46:21,049 --> 00:46:24,384 I quit. 784 00:46:24,418 --> 00:46:28,255 ♪ On my third day of solitary ♪ 785 00:46:38,032 --> 00:46:41,535 ♪ I want to take a shower ♪ 786 00:46:49,043 --> 00:46:49,844 I see. 787 00:46:51,645 --> 00:46:52,981 It's like a next level. 788 00:46:54,281 --> 00:46:58,652 It's reality, it's kind of reality TV. 789 00:47:00,387 --> 00:47:03,590 Oh my God. 790 00:47:03,624 --> 00:47:05,026 That's so fucking brilliant. 791 00:47:06,259 --> 00:47:10,797 You might actually shoot it like it's real 792 00:47:12,165 --> 00:47:14,068 for reality TV, oh my God. 793 00:47:15,970 --> 00:47:18,772 Why didn't I think of it? 794 00:47:22,743 --> 00:47:23,911 Ow, oh, God. 795 00:47:30,283 --> 00:47:31,119 There. 796 00:47:34,022 --> 00:47:36,423 A little change of scenery oh my God. 797 00:47:37,892 --> 00:47:41,095 I was thinking this is gonna be fun, 798 00:47:41,129 --> 00:47:43,296 you know, I can win this, I can just, 799 00:47:43,330 --> 00:47:47,267 I will just talk myself and just provide entertaining, 800 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:50,504 engaging topics and then this'll be 801 00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:54,508 a new type of reality TV show where, you know, 802 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:58,046 the audience will be educated by what I have to say. 803 00:48:01,214 --> 00:48:03,951 Ah, man, that sounds so pretentious. 804 00:48:03,985 --> 00:48:06,486 Now that I just said it out loud. 805 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,654 And I'm gonna win the first ever real reality show. 806 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,594 My God. 807 00:48:17,297 --> 00:48:19,867 I'm gonna be in every magazine. 808 00:48:22,602 --> 00:48:25,272 Oh my God, it's like in Survivor 809 00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:29,543 if they were actually having to survive. 810 00:48:31,411 --> 00:48:34,115 Now I fucking get why tigers pace in zoos. 811 00:48:43,925 --> 00:48:47,561 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 812 00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:52,632 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 813 00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:55,502 One, two, three, four, five, six. 814 00:48:55,535 --> 00:48:56,737 Firing number one, 815 00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:58,271 firing number two, 816 00:48:58,305 --> 00:48:59,841 firing number three, 817 00:48:59,874 --> 00:49:01,241 firing number four, 818 00:49:01,274 --> 00:49:05,245 five, six, seven, eight. 819 00:49:05,278 --> 00:49:06,114 Eight firings. 820 00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:11,418 Eight ways to block and strike simultaneously. 821 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:13,087 Four bottles, four food. 822 00:49:14,588 --> 00:49:15,890 I don't know if it's been four days, 823 00:49:15,923 --> 00:49:18,860 'cause these fuckers aren't feeding me at the same time. 824 00:49:19,994 --> 00:49:21,328 Two of those clearly came 825 00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:26,000 either before or longer than a day, I don't fucking know. 826 00:49:27,201 --> 00:49:29,636 This is fucking bullshit, bullshit. 827 00:49:31,371 --> 00:49:33,306 This is being recorded, right? 828 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:36,409 So, uh, not to be rude, 829 00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:39,881 but I feel like you could get sued or something. 830 00:49:44,684 --> 00:49:46,087 87, 88, 89, 90. 831 00:50:08,276 --> 00:50:09,177 I'm gonna be in pretty good shape 832 00:50:09,210 --> 00:50:12,213 by the time I get out of here, babe. 833 00:50:13,214 --> 00:50:18,219 Jesus. 834 00:50:24,758 --> 00:50:29,831 Did you know that in 1776 835 00:50:29,864 --> 00:50:32,867 when the founding fathers of America 836 00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:36,971 were drafting the Declaration of Independence, 837 00:50:37,004 --> 00:50:42,009 a man sat at his desk in Konigsberg, Germany and drafted 838 00:50:48,082 --> 00:50:51,986 a philosophical work which was the diametric opposite 839 00:50:55,156 --> 00:50:57,490 of the philosophical premises upon which 840 00:50:58,326 --> 00:51:00,194 the Declaration of Independence 841 00:51:00,228 --> 00:51:01,595 of the United States was based. 842 00:51:01,628 --> 00:51:06,033 That man's name was Immanuel Kant, K-A-N-T. 843 00:51:07,335 --> 00:51:08,135 But, 844 00:51:10,370 --> 00:51:13,207 I think a more appropriate name 845 00:51:13,241 --> 00:51:18,145 would've been Immanuel Cunt, because that indeed he was. 846 00:51:22,449 --> 00:51:25,685 Fuck you, fuck you! 847 00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:26,553 Fuck you! 848 00:51:27,855 --> 00:51:32,093 Fuck you! 849 00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:36,796 You motherfuckers want to film me in some awkwardness? 850 00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:41,401 I did not fucking sign up for this. 851 00:51:41,434 --> 00:51:44,537 This fucking shit, no fucking food, fuck you, 852 00:51:44,571 --> 00:51:47,275 fuck you whoever fucking created this fucking show. 853 00:51:47,308 --> 00:51:49,076 You're a piece of fucking shit. 854 00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:50,344 And if you're watching this show, 855 00:51:50,378 --> 00:51:52,380 you're a piece of fucking shit. 856 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,548 What kind of motherfuckers are you? 857 00:51:57,218 --> 00:51:58,052 Fuck you! 858 00:52:01,088 --> 00:52:03,757 This isn't, this isn't a game. 859 00:52:07,128 --> 00:52:10,463 This, that didn't mean anything, did it? 860 00:52:14,668 --> 00:52:15,970 It's not a game. 861 00:52:34,255 --> 00:52:35,823 Go away, you can just. 862 00:52:42,229 --> 00:52:43,064 Hello! 863 00:52:48,702 --> 00:52:50,905 Jesus fucking Christ. 864 00:53:01,282 --> 00:53:03,717 I would take my time here 865 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:05,886 to share with you my views on these things. 866 00:53:09,357 --> 00:53:11,524 The United States was based upon 867 00:53:13,828 --> 00:53:15,329 the freedom of the individual, 868 00:53:19,066 --> 00:53:23,237 whereas communism and socialism, dictatorships, 869 00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:24,972 some dictatorships, if you like, 870 00:53:25,006 --> 00:53:29,076 are based upon collectivism, 871 00:53:31,412 --> 00:53:35,316 which is basically, decisions are made 872 00:53:37,650 --> 00:53:40,221 for the benefit of the greater good 873 00:53:40,254 --> 00:53:43,024 without regard to the individual. 874 00:53:43,057 --> 00:53:46,460 And if you explore where that has led, 875 00:53:46,494 --> 00:53:50,831 the communist new upon the founding of the USSR 876 00:53:50,865 --> 00:53:52,900 that they would never make it. 877 00:53:52,933 --> 00:53:55,535 They will achieve technical efficiency, 878 00:53:57,004 --> 00:54:01,976 but never economic efficiency or success. 879 00:54:09,183 --> 00:54:14,155 Hey, um, could I just get some like saltines? 880 00:54:15,755 --> 00:54:19,260 If you don't have medicine, like just, uh, some saltines 881 00:54:20,593 --> 00:54:24,564 or some 7UP or some tea 882 00:54:26,067 --> 00:54:27,234 or some blanket? 883 00:54:28,903 --> 00:54:30,805 Is this breaking the rules? 884 00:54:33,207 --> 00:54:38,179 Guys, I'm just, I know someone is there. 885 00:55:10,511 --> 00:55:13,848 What if I got my period, would you bring me a tampon? 886 00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:19,820 I feel like you would have to, like, uh, legally. 887 00:55:20,855 --> 00:55:22,755 This is a show, right? 888 00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:26,626 I am just smelling my own, 889 00:55:28,596 --> 00:55:31,198 I'm just smelling my own shit, 890 00:55:31,232 --> 00:55:34,268 and it's saying something when the smell of my own shit 891 00:55:35,635 --> 00:55:40,640 has become quite endearing actually, just, just, just, 892 00:55:41,641 --> 00:55:44,612 a normal thing, just like oh yes what's that in your pocket? 893 00:55:44,644 --> 00:55:47,815 Just my own shit, it's just, it's great. 894 00:55:50,484 --> 00:55:54,955 I'm tired of being grumpy. 895 00:56:05,466 --> 00:56:08,068 Here my stomach growl, motherfuckers? 896 00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:09,136 I'm fucking starving. 897 00:56:10,471 --> 00:56:12,873 I don't want oatmeal anymore. 898 00:56:14,741 --> 00:56:17,811 What am I doing, what am I doing? 899 00:56:17,845 --> 00:56:19,679 Oh my God, I'm sorry. 900 00:56:21,348 --> 00:56:24,652 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 901 00:56:24,684 --> 00:56:25,519 Oh, baby. 902 00:56:28,656 --> 00:56:33,661 Oh, oh you want out, you want out already? 903 00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:36,030 Don't make me. 904 00:56:48,642 --> 00:56:49,443 I quit. 905 00:56:55,282 --> 00:56:58,219 ♪ Went down to the river ♪ 906 00:56:58,252 --> 00:57:01,522 ♪ Thought I didn't drown ♪ 907 00:57:01,555 --> 00:57:06,560 ♪ Saw a redheaded woman and I couldn't go down ♪ 908 00:57:07,261 --> 00:57:09,897 Let me the fuck out. 909 00:57:09,930 --> 00:57:11,365 I'm sorry, I don't care about the money. 910 00:57:11,398 --> 00:57:12,833 I don't care about being on TV. 911 00:57:12,866 --> 00:57:14,635 I just wanna go home. 912 00:57:14,668 --> 00:57:16,270 I just wanna go home to my cats. 913 00:57:17,504 --> 00:57:22,142 I just wanna go home to David and my bed. 914 00:57:25,745 --> 00:57:26,647 I miss David. 915 00:57:30,384 --> 00:57:34,722 On today's edition of What's Fucked Up in the World, 916 00:57:34,754 --> 00:57:38,459 let's talk about, let's talk about, 917 00:57:40,394 --> 00:57:44,498 let's talk about how, how women are portrayed in movies. 918 00:57:44,531 --> 00:57:46,367 I mean, you always notice that the movies, 919 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,635 there's always like, you know, 920 00:57:47,668 --> 00:57:50,204 there's always the girlfriend who has like 921 00:57:50,237 --> 00:57:52,573 the really stupid or douchey or evil boyfriend, 922 00:57:52,606 --> 00:57:54,575 and she's like, ah, I'm too dumb to, you know, 923 00:57:54,608 --> 00:57:57,711 to just break up with him, you know, thinking, you know, 924 00:57:57,745 --> 00:58:00,247 she can't do it until like the ugly ass, 925 00:58:00,281 --> 00:58:03,484 mediocre looking hero has to come and be like, 926 00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:06,086 oh, I'll save the day, but then the girl is like, 927 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,721 no, I just wanna friend zone you 928 00:58:07,755 --> 00:58:09,189 and then the movie progresses, 929 00:58:09,223 --> 00:58:12,726 and then at some point the guy somehow convinces the girl 930 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,794 that, you know, she's like amazing 931 00:58:14,828 --> 00:58:17,564 and like she finally dumps the guy, 932 00:58:17,598 --> 00:58:20,768 the evil, douchey boyfriend, and then they finally. 933 00:58:23,404 --> 00:58:27,241 I just wanna live my life, be a happy person and normal 934 00:58:27,274 --> 00:58:31,078 and fuck it and be around people. 935 00:58:31,111 --> 00:58:33,681 After this, I'm gonna be around fuckin' people. 936 00:58:35,115 --> 00:58:37,751 It's better than this. 937 00:58:37,785 --> 00:58:41,488 Anything, anything is better than this. 938 00:59:10,584 --> 00:59:13,053 I can't, you gotta let me go. 939 00:59:13,087 --> 00:59:15,856 How long have I been here? 940 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,830 You gotta let me out. 941 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:22,696 I gave up. 942 00:59:26,967 --> 00:59:27,802 I gave up. 943 00:59:36,610 --> 00:59:38,712 You're killing me! 944 00:59:42,549 --> 00:59:44,017 I gave, I gave up. 945 00:59:49,556 --> 00:59:51,658 God, I want you here right now. 946 00:59:51,692 --> 00:59:53,961 I want you with me so bad, just tell me what to do, 947 00:59:53,994 --> 00:59:57,464 just tell me what to fucking do, just tell me what to do. 948 00:59:57,498 --> 00:59:59,868 I don't wanna make this decision for you by myself. 949 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:01,735 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 950 01:00:02,804 --> 01:00:06,540 Watching right now, watching this, like do you agree? 951 01:00:06,573 --> 01:00:10,010 Like, just, I mean, I can't see if you agree or disagree. 952 01:00:10,043 --> 01:00:11,612 Thumbs up, thumbs down, just like, 953 01:00:11,645 --> 01:00:12,679 what do you think about that? 954 01:00:12,713 --> 01:00:15,949 I mean, this is a very concerning topic. 955 01:00:15,983 --> 01:00:17,284 You know, we always see the same old shit. 956 01:00:17,317 --> 01:00:20,421 Or, or better yet, you know, it's always like one guy 957 01:00:20,454 --> 01:00:24,958 and like seven women and each of 'em are fucked up, 958 01:00:24,992 --> 01:00:27,928 like fuck, there's the hooker with a heart of gold, 959 01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:32,733 the psychotic ex-girlfriend, or some, some shit like that. 960 01:00:32,766 --> 01:00:36,503 I mean, like, it's just, it's just old and boring, 961 01:00:36,537 --> 01:00:38,672 and you know there always has to be 962 01:00:38,705 --> 01:00:40,474 like this cheesy romance thing. 963 01:00:40,507 --> 01:00:43,812 I just, I can't, I hate it, I can't do this. 964 01:00:43,845 --> 01:00:45,779 I just, I fucking can't do this. 965 01:00:45,814 --> 01:00:47,281 This is too fucking much. 966 01:00:47,314 --> 01:00:49,283 I did not sign up for this, 967 01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:51,853 lack of fucking food and fucking, 968 01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:56,156 I can't, I can't do it. 969 01:00:59,026 --> 01:01:01,428 This is fucking bullshit, it's fuckin' bullshit. 970 01:01:03,464 --> 01:01:04,298 You guys are gonna fucking starve me to death. 971 01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:08,702 Okay, God, fuck it. 972 01:01:12,239 --> 01:01:14,508 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 973 01:01:15,409 --> 01:01:16,410 a million dollars is not worth it. 974 01:01:16,443 --> 01:01:18,378 It's not fucking worth it. 975 01:01:18,412 --> 01:01:19,513 Come, come get me out. 976 01:01:20,481 --> 01:01:22,049 Come fucking get me out. 977 01:01:50,912 --> 01:01:53,982 Fuck, no, let me out, let me out! 978 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:57,584 No! 979 01:02:00,187 --> 01:02:03,557 Fuck you and your fuckin' food 980 01:02:03,590 --> 01:02:07,829 and your fucking shit, get the fuck out, fuck this room! 981 01:02:07,862 --> 01:02:09,329 Fuck it! 982 01:02:09,363 --> 01:02:10,197 Fuck it! 983 01:02:16,303 --> 01:02:17,137 Oh my God. 984 01:02:18,272 --> 01:02:19,673 No, no, no, no, no. 985 01:02:19,706 --> 01:02:22,911 Guys, could you, could some, 986 01:02:22,944 --> 01:02:24,812 clearly you're fucking watching this, right? 987 01:02:24,846 --> 01:02:29,283 So you're aware that there's a mistake and I can't get out. 988 01:02:29,316 --> 01:02:33,186 Um, I'm sorry I'm probably overreacting, 989 01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:36,490 and I've, uh, I don't know, there was a lot of rules, 990 01:02:36,523 --> 01:02:39,159 there was a long contract, maybe I didn't read everything, 991 01:02:39,192 --> 01:02:41,829 maybe like there's a certain amount of hours 992 01:02:41,863 --> 01:02:44,331 until I get released, but I would like to get out now, 993 01:02:44,364 --> 01:02:49,403 so if someone is watching this, and, uh, I'm gonna be sick, 994 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:51,104 if somebody is watching this, 995 01:02:52,573 --> 01:02:57,077 and, uh, can please fucking like call someone 996 01:02:57,110 --> 01:03:00,314 or tell someone that I would like to come out, 997 01:03:00,347 --> 01:03:01,849 that would be great. 998 01:03:01,883 --> 01:03:05,419 Please do this for me right now. 999 01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:09,356 Um, I can't tell if I'm overreacting. 1000 01:03:10,757 --> 01:03:12,759 I don't have like a scope. 1001 01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:17,397 Um, all I know is that I don't feel okay. 1002 01:03:17,431 --> 01:03:19,199 And maybe I'll get out 1003 01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:23,972 and we'll all have a good laugh 1004 01:03:24,005 --> 01:03:27,374 later about how I lost my shit on TV 1005 01:03:29,978 --> 01:03:32,379 and everyone thought it was really fucking funny. 1006 01:03:33,547 --> 01:03:35,917 But right now I need to come out. 1007 01:03:37,952 --> 01:03:40,888 I'm so. 1008 01:04:02,209 --> 01:04:04,645 Somehow let me go, let me go. 1009 01:04:09,017 --> 01:04:11,953 I'm asking, I'm begging, let me go. 1010 01:04:13,186 --> 01:04:17,324 I wanna see my wife. 1011 01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:42,315 Oh my God,. 1012 01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:45,987 Hey, hey, I'm done, I'm done, hello! 1013 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:49,222 Listen, listen, I'm done, I don't want it, I want out. 1014 01:04:49,256 --> 01:04:51,458 Hey, fucker, I know you're right there. 1015 01:04:51,491 --> 01:04:53,094 Come here! 1016 01:04:53,127 --> 01:04:56,463 Tell them I want out right now, hello? 1017 01:04:56,496 --> 01:04:57,330 Hello? 1018 01:04:58,398 --> 01:05:02,369 My God, oh my God, get me out of here, I'm done! 1019 01:05:03,537 --> 01:05:05,305 I don't want this shit! 1020 01:05:05,338 --> 01:05:07,008 I don't want this water! 1021 01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:10,945 I'm done, I don't want this fucking shit, I'm done! 1022 01:05:10,978 --> 01:05:11,979 I'm so done! 1023 01:05:13,181 --> 01:05:15,248 Come here, get back here! 1024 01:05:17,384 --> 01:05:19,020 God, I don't want this. 1025 01:05:19,053 --> 01:05:20,922 I don't want this! 1026 01:05:20,955 --> 01:05:23,124 I don't want this anymore. 1027 01:05:25,126 --> 01:05:28,029 Oh my God, what is wrong with you people? 1028 01:05:28,062 --> 01:05:28,896 Oh my God. 1029 01:05:31,866 --> 01:05:34,001 I've been here six days. 1030 01:05:37,839 --> 01:05:39,173 20, came in two. 1031 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:42,342 One, two, three, four, 1032 01:05:43,543 --> 01:05:46,214 one two, three, four, five, six, 1033 01:05:47,915 --> 01:05:49,817 seven, eight, nine, 10, 1034 01:05:50,751 --> 01:05:55,555 11, 12, 13, four. 1035 01:05:55,589 --> 01:05:56,423 13. 1036 01:05:57,825 --> 01:06:02,830 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 1037 01:06:03,797 --> 01:06:06,733 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 1038 01:06:06,767 --> 01:06:11,038 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 1039 01:06:11,072 --> 01:06:13,306 Did you add a screw there? 1040 01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:16,010 There's been 13 every other day. 1041 01:06:29,790 --> 01:06:30,791 Let me go. 1042 01:06:34,528 --> 01:06:35,362 Fuck you mean? 1043 01:06:36,931 --> 01:06:38,833 Watch it, man. 1044 01:06:38,866 --> 01:06:40,902 How the fuck did you get in here? 1045 01:06:40,935 --> 01:06:43,104 Like, who, who let you in? 1046 01:07:28,448 --> 01:07:31,685 She , she, 1047 01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:37,791 wait, be quiet, ssh, it's okay. 1048 01:07:37,825 --> 01:07:39,559 It's okay, it's okay. 1049 01:07:40,627 --> 01:07:43,297 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 1050 01:07:45,765 --> 01:07:46,934 You're fucking watching this, 1051 01:07:46,968 --> 01:07:50,370 you fucking like this, you motherfuckers. 1052 01:07:51,571 --> 01:07:53,406 I see what this is. 1053 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,543 This is a fucking, this is a fucking. 1054 01:08:01,282 --> 01:08:02,917 I'll do whatever you want, 1055 01:08:04,618 --> 01:08:05,518 whatever you want. 1056 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:13,793 Please, I know I look crazy right now, 1057 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:18,065 but I am attractive normally. 1058 01:08:18,099 --> 01:08:21,903 I could take a shower here, I've got water. 1059 01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:24,171 It's not real. 1060 01:08:25,538 --> 01:08:28,075 I need to get back to real, 1061 01:08:28,109 --> 01:08:29,877 need to get back to real, 1062 01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:33,915 need to get back to real. 1063 01:08:37,852 --> 01:08:41,889 Oh my God, this is, this is done, look, I'm done. 1064 01:08:41,923 --> 01:08:44,724 This is not me, I'm done. 1065 01:08:44,758 --> 01:08:46,327 I'm done, this is so stupid. 1066 01:08:47,328 --> 01:08:49,130 I'm so done! 1067 01:08:55,669 --> 01:08:58,906 Why don't you try it? 1068 01:09:02,742 --> 01:09:04,511 They can't see me. 1069 01:09:04,544 --> 01:09:06,513 They'll have to come. 1070 01:09:06,546 --> 01:09:08,416 They'll have to come if they can't see. 1071 01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:11,451 They'll have to come if they can't see. 1072 01:09:11,484 --> 01:09:12,320 Oh God. 1073 01:09:22,495 --> 01:09:23,331 Okay. 1074 01:09:32,706 --> 01:09:34,541 I can do this. 1075 01:09:41,048 --> 01:09:44,051 I can't, I can't, I can't. 1076 01:09:48,923 --> 01:09:49,756 Okay. 1077 01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:51,959 I'm sorry. 1078 01:09:53,793 --> 01:09:54,627 I can't. 1079 01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:00,633 I don't know where I am. 1080 01:10:01,534 --> 01:10:03,536 I don't know where I am. 1081 01:10:11,278 --> 01:10:12,612 Motherfuckers. 1082 01:10:14,614 --> 01:10:15,449 Oh God. 1083 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,391 Could you all get me a real woman? 1084 01:10:26,394 --> 01:10:28,329 You all playin' these games, man. 1085 01:10:30,730 --> 01:10:34,902 You all playin', oh man, all this shit. 1086 01:10:34,935 --> 01:10:35,903 That's a mess. 1087 01:10:37,304 --> 01:10:40,540 Hey, hey, give me a napkin or some shit, man. 1088 01:10:45,846 --> 01:10:49,783 Hey, you all never sent a napkin in here 1089 01:10:49,817 --> 01:10:51,584 with the food and shit anyway. 1090 01:10:51,618 --> 01:10:53,320 Put one in there, man. 1091 01:10:53,354 --> 01:10:55,856 My hands are sticky. 1092 01:10:58,125 --> 01:11:03,097 Man, man, she was, she was good though. 1093 01:11:04,532 --> 01:11:06,133 She was good though. 1094 01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:09,003 Yo, yo, that hologram shit you all got, 1095 01:11:09,036 --> 01:11:10,603 that's some pretty good shit. 1096 01:11:12,807 --> 01:11:14,275 Oh God, fuck it. 1097 01:11:16,077 --> 01:11:17,378 You're gonna let me out 1098 01:11:18,711 --> 01:11:20,347 if you can't see me. 1099 01:11:28,621 --> 01:11:29,457 Fuck! 1100 01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:31,758 God! 1101 01:11:46,706 --> 01:11:48,042 Oh God, I can't. 1102 01:11:50,411 --> 01:11:53,481 I'm doing better, I'm doing better than, 1103 01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:55,682 I'm doing better than, I'm doing better, 1104 01:11:55,715 --> 01:11:58,651 I'm doing better than most of the people are. 1105 01:11:58,685 --> 01:12:00,921 I'm doing better than most. 1106 01:12:00,955 --> 01:12:03,290 No, no, no, no, no, okay. 1107 01:12:48,969 --> 01:12:50,804 Maybe you missed it. 1108 01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:07,254 I'm worried my baby wants out, and I want out, 1109 01:13:07,288 --> 01:13:10,991 and she's crawling in me, and she's crying in me. 1110 01:13:11,025 --> 01:13:13,726 She's hurting my stomach, and I need out, I need help. 1111 01:13:15,663 --> 01:13:18,966 Somebody please, I don't I'm, I don't think I'm well, 1112 01:13:18,999 --> 01:13:20,367 and I have a baby, and I... 1113 01:13:24,737 --> 01:13:27,174 I don't think I'm healthy, I think, 1114 01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:30,544 I think I need to come out now, please. 1115 01:13:30,578 --> 01:13:32,379 You broke me. 1116 01:13:45,659 --> 01:13:47,461 I'm an idiot. 1117 01:13:47,494 --> 01:13:49,663 Okay, okay, I'm not tough. 1118 01:13:57,705 --> 01:13:58,539 Hello? 1119 01:14:04,845 --> 01:14:06,280 182, look at 182! 1120 01:14:12,486 --> 01:14:16,657 I'm just from my attitude, 1121 01:14:16,690 --> 01:14:18,626 and I know I'm a bitch. 1122 01:14:18,659 --> 01:14:23,664 Please, please I wanna see my mom. 1123 01:14:25,232 --> 01:14:28,569 It's done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done! 1124 01:14:29,769 --> 01:14:31,205 I'm fucking done! 1125 01:14:32,973 --> 01:14:35,409 Let me the fuck out of here! 1126 01:14:35,442 --> 01:14:37,544 Hey, you see me, America, huh? 1127 01:14:39,079 --> 01:14:41,715 Yeah, I've been doing my sit-ups and shit. 1128 01:14:43,317 --> 01:14:44,518 Check that out. 1129 01:14:44,551 --> 01:14:47,054 Man, hey watch this right here, watch this. 1130 01:14:47,087 --> 01:14:49,723 Ah, yeah, huh? 1131 01:14:50,624 --> 01:14:53,460 Yeah, I've spent, hey, after y'all, 1132 01:14:53,494 --> 01:14:56,630 hey, I expect all you women watchin' this, 1133 01:14:56,664 --> 01:14:58,432 yo, all the women watchin' this, 1134 01:14:58,465 --> 01:15:03,470 be outside when I get out, because you not only get this, 1135 01:15:05,906 --> 01:15:08,809 but then I'm a millionaire on top of that, 1136 01:15:08,842 --> 01:15:11,345 so how 'bout that? 1137 01:15:11,378 --> 01:15:12,813 You can get all of that, huh? 1138 01:15:14,048 --> 01:15:16,717 Have you forgotten about me? 1139 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,285 You said I could leave. 1140 01:15:18,319 --> 01:15:20,054 You said I could leave anytime I wanted 1141 01:15:20,087 --> 01:15:22,289 as long as I did this, well, I'm doing this! 1142 01:15:22,323 --> 01:15:23,390 I'm doin' it! 1143 01:15:27,461 --> 01:15:29,363 I didn't do anything. 1144 01:15:31,965 --> 01:15:34,702 I can't die in here. 1145 01:15:34,735 --> 01:15:37,137 I haven't even lived my life. 1146 01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:41,542 Please don't do this to me. 1147 01:15:43,544 --> 01:15:45,846 Huh, you all see that? 1148 01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:47,581 Yeah, boy, they can't move like that. 1149 01:15:47,614 --> 01:15:49,316 You see, you all, you know what, 1150 01:15:49,350 --> 01:15:50,217 you know what, Mr. Producer? 1151 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:51,919 You can't move like that. 1152 01:15:51,952 --> 01:15:53,253 See? 1153 01:15:53,287 --> 01:15:55,622 'Cause you don't have no culture and shit. 1154 01:15:55,656 --> 01:15:59,693 See, I got culture and shit, like see, see that shit there? 1155 01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:02,229 Oh, oh, man. 1156 01:16:02,262 --> 01:16:07,368 It's fine, I can take it. 1157 01:16:07,401 --> 01:16:09,536 The joke's on you. 1158 01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:14,308 The joke's, the joke is on you. 1159 01:16:17,745 --> 01:16:19,580 If someone is making you do this, 1160 01:16:19,613 --> 01:16:21,014 they're gonna hurt you too. 1161 01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:24,752 And if we work together... 1162 01:16:28,789 --> 01:16:29,990 Can you just say hello? 1163 01:16:30,023 --> 01:16:31,892 I mean, when was the last fucking time 1164 01:16:31,925 --> 01:16:35,129 you've seen like an Asian dude like having sex 1165 01:16:35,162 --> 01:16:38,599 with a woman on a romcom in Hollywood? 1166 01:16:38,632 --> 01:16:39,700 You'd never see that. 1167 01:16:39,733 --> 01:16:40,802 I mean, when you go to Asia, of course, you see it, 1168 01:16:40,835 --> 01:16:43,237 'cause it's only Asian movies, but. 1169 01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:47,007 Can you please just turn the light off, please? 1170 01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:50,577 I really would just like a night of sleep. 1171 01:16:50,611 --> 01:16:54,782 Even my family or my friends, the few that I have, 1172 01:16:54,816 --> 01:16:56,818 I mean, I don't know what else you want me to say. 1173 01:16:56,851 --> 01:16:57,852 I am done! 1174 01:16:59,286 --> 01:17:00,120 Please. 1175 01:17:02,523 --> 01:17:05,092 I have shit on my fucking hand. 1176 01:17:06,326 --> 01:17:08,830 I have vomit, wait! 1177 01:17:08,863 --> 01:17:09,696 Don't go! 1178 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,904 I love you, I love you so much. 1179 01:17:18,739 --> 01:17:19,673 I love you. 1180 01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:27,748 All I wanted to do was make your life better. 1181 01:17:27,781 --> 01:17:29,283 That's all I want. 1182 01:17:42,663 --> 01:17:43,497 No. 1183 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,734 No, I don't want this. 1184 01:17:49,804 --> 01:17:51,705 This isn't what I want! 1185 01:17:52,739 --> 01:17:54,308 I want out. 1186 01:17:54,341 --> 01:17:55,275 Get me out. 1187 01:17:56,310 --> 01:17:57,110 No! 1188 01:18:03,984 --> 01:18:07,221 Okay, no, okay, okay, okay, um, okay, 1189 01:18:09,256 --> 01:18:11,091 so that's, okay, okay. 1190 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:22,269 Okay, that's good, that's good, that's good. 1191 01:18:22,302 --> 01:18:24,705 See, see, another day, another day, another day. 1192 01:18:25,672 --> 01:18:29,443 Wet dream, oh, this is fucked up. 1193 01:18:29,476 --> 01:18:31,178 I gotta get the fuck out of here, man. 1194 01:18:31,211 --> 01:18:35,249 All right, all right, you win. 1195 01:18:37,117 --> 01:18:38,285 You win, guys. 1196 01:18:41,121 --> 01:18:41,990 I'm done. 1197 01:18:43,557 --> 01:18:44,525 Oh shit. 1198 01:18:47,694 --> 01:18:49,329 Oh man. 1199 01:18:49,363 --> 01:18:54,134 Oh shit, oh man, America, oh man. 1200 01:18:54,167 --> 01:18:56,169 What America gonna think of me now, huh? 1201 01:18:58,907 --> 01:19:03,912 If, if I was like, fuck it, I, I, shit. 1202 01:19:07,147 --> 01:19:08,448 I deserve a lot of credit. 1203 01:19:10,517 --> 01:19:12,686 If I did it, Goddamn it. 1204 01:19:17,025 --> 01:19:20,661 You know damn well that pretty much all you motherfuckers 1205 01:19:20,694 --> 01:19:23,664 couldn't have done this, this, this much, 1206 01:19:26,034 --> 01:19:28,101 but I at least did this much. 1207 01:19:29,136 --> 01:19:33,340 Yeah, I'm, I tell you what I'm gonna do though. 1208 01:19:34,608 --> 01:19:36,343 When I get out of this motherfucker, 1209 01:19:37,477 --> 01:19:41,782 all right, I'm gonna get me some, some real pussy, 1210 01:19:41,816 --> 01:19:43,417 not that shit I had over there. 1211 01:19:43,450 --> 01:19:44,819 That shit was good too. 1212 01:19:46,020 --> 01:19:47,521 Don't get me wrong. 1213 01:19:47,554 --> 01:19:51,291 This fuckin' sucks, so I'm, 1214 01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:54,761 but I deserve credit. 1215 01:19:56,064 --> 01:19:58,265 I still deserve credit, 1216 01:19:58,298 --> 01:19:59,834 so I don't wanna hear anything from anyone. 1217 01:19:59,867 --> 01:20:02,971 Don't fuckin' call me and text me with a bunch of bullshit. 1218 01:20:03,004 --> 01:20:06,573 Okay, don't fuckin' email me, ah, ah, ah, fuck you, okay? 1219 01:20:06,607 --> 01:20:07,507 I did really good. 1220 01:20:08,709 --> 01:20:10,210 Pretty, pretty damn good. 1221 01:20:12,279 --> 01:20:13,982 Pretty sure I would've done way better 1222 01:20:14,015 --> 01:20:17,751 than any of you assholes, so don't fuck with me after this. 1223 01:20:19,353 --> 01:20:24,358 Seven, eight, nine, 10, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1224 01:20:26,326 --> 01:20:29,129 no, no, no, okay. 1225 01:20:29,162 --> 01:20:30,163 Race X. 1226 01:20:35,870 --> 01:20:38,438 DMX. 1227 01:20:38,472 --> 01:20:41,608 Oh, hey, hey, hey, Malcolm X. 1228 01:20:53,787 --> 01:20:56,757 Fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, man, yeah. 1229 01:20:56,790 --> 01:21:00,061 Fuck it, fuck, fuck it, come on, come on, come on. 1230 01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:02,462 Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, fuck it. 1231 01:21:03,296 --> 01:21:04,132 Woohoo. 1232 01:21:05,465 --> 01:21:06,266 Woohoo. 1233 01:21:08,535 --> 01:21:09,336 Yo. 1234 01:21:12,372 --> 01:21:13,573 Yo, right there, man. 1235 01:21:16,309 --> 01:21:19,212 Fuck, what the fuck is goin' on? 1236 01:21:19,246 --> 01:21:21,548 What y'all doin', some paperwork or some shit? 1237 01:21:23,583 --> 01:21:24,986 I don't even fucking care. 1238 01:21:26,353 --> 01:21:27,754 Who gives a fuck? 1239 01:21:27,788 --> 01:21:29,289 It's so stupid anyway. 1240 01:21:29,322 --> 01:21:31,125 Dumbest fucking thing I ever did. 1241 01:21:32,592 --> 01:21:35,029 Gonna get some pizza and beer. 1242 01:21:37,297 --> 01:21:39,834 Pizza and fucking beer. 1243 01:21:39,867 --> 01:21:42,436 I'm gonna call Ashley tonight, 1244 01:21:42,469 --> 01:21:43,971 and we're gonna have some fun, 1245 01:21:45,772 --> 01:21:47,507 and I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. 1246 01:21:48,442 --> 01:21:51,079 Stop, stop looking at me, stop it. 1247 01:21:52,345 --> 01:21:54,882 I am in control, I can do this, 1248 01:21:54,916 --> 01:21:56,117 I can do this, I can do this. 1249 01:21:58,152 --> 01:21:59,453 Fuckin' really, come on! 1250 01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:05,126 Hello, I wanna fucking leave. 1251 01:22:05,159 --> 01:22:06,326 Okay, I quit. 1252 01:22:06,359 --> 01:22:10,363 This, this, this, this, whatever the fuck, let's go. 1253 01:22:10,397 --> 01:22:12,066 Please let me out. 1254 01:22:14,468 --> 01:22:15,702 Please, please. 1255 01:22:20,808 --> 01:22:21,742 Let me out! 1256 01:22:26,413 --> 01:22:29,750 Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1257 01:22:32,753 --> 01:22:36,824 Please, please, please. 1258 01:22:40,594 --> 01:22:43,998 I didn't disclose to get on the show. 1259 01:22:52,106 --> 01:22:54,407 Um, I have seizures. 1260 01:22:54,441 --> 01:22:55,709 I didn't tell you, 1261 01:22:56,643 --> 01:22:59,346 'cause I wanted to go on the fucking show. 1262 01:22:59,379 --> 01:23:03,283 But, um, you have to let me out. 1263 01:23:05,285 --> 01:23:10,124 You have to let me out, 'cause, um, it feels the same 1264 01:23:10,158 --> 01:23:13,961 all the time before I have a seizure, I feel some, 1265 01:23:15,229 --> 01:23:18,765 hot and, uh, dizzy, 1266 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,670 and I would rip my clothes off right now, I'm so hot, 1267 01:23:23,703 --> 01:23:27,374 but I don't wanna give you the fucking satisfaction. 1268 01:23:29,743 --> 01:23:32,479 And I know you think it's a ploy to get out, 1269 01:23:32,512 --> 01:23:34,481 but I am unwell. 1270 01:23:35,983 --> 01:23:37,784 Have you decided on a new dress? 1271 01:23:39,153 --> 01:23:44,158 A new dress for you. 1272 01:23:44,992 --> 01:23:46,660 I wanna go so bad. 1273 01:24:01,309 --> 01:24:03,244 Fuckin' unprofessional, that's what it is. 1274 01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:04,377 It's unprofessional. 1275 01:24:06,214 --> 01:24:08,282 Unprofessional to have us come in here 1276 01:24:08,316 --> 01:24:10,818 and do all this bullshit, sign an agreement, 1277 01:24:10,852 --> 01:24:12,320 fuckin' interviews. 1278 01:24:12,352 --> 01:24:15,488 I'm on fuckin' TV right now lookin' like an asshole. 1279 01:24:37,044 --> 01:24:38,745 Let me out! 1280 01:24:38,778 --> 01:24:42,716 Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out! 1281 01:24:53,426 --> 01:24:54,362 Let me out! 1282 01:24:56,063 --> 01:24:58,698 Everything ripped off of me, man. 1283 01:24:58,732 --> 01:25:01,936 Bitch, bitch I was with, you know, 1284 01:25:03,470 --> 01:25:06,640 I got locked up, she took the whole motherfuckin', 1285 01:25:06,673 --> 01:25:09,176 shitload of fuckin' money. 1286 01:25:18,451 --> 01:25:19,287 Hey. 1287 01:25:21,956 --> 01:25:25,259 Hey, uh, what's this shit, man? 1288 01:25:27,128 --> 01:25:30,031 Yo, man, I aint' eatin' this shit no more, man. 1289 01:25:34,101 --> 01:25:39,106 Yo, yo, I ain't eatin' this motherfuckin' shit no more, man. 1290 01:25:39,606 --> 01:25:40,942 Fuck outta here. 1291 01:25:42,642 --> 01:25:45,512 I'm eatin' real food, motherfuckers. 1292 01:25:45,545 --> 01:25:46,914 I ain't eatin' that shit no more. 1293 01:25:49,817 --> 01:25:53,020 Come on, man, are you all bullshittin' now? 1294 01:25:53,054 --> 01:25:56,357 Not yet, when we get around to it eventually we'll come, 1295 01:25:56,390 --> 01:25:58,525 and say, oh, that's right, you wanted to leave. 1296 01:26:04,398 --> 01:26:05,967 Hey. 1297 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:09,669 No, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 1298 01:26:09,703 --> 01:26:12,139 I'm done, I quit, fuckin' idiot. 1299 01:26:13,606 --> 01:26:14,442 I... 1300 01:26:15,508 --> 01:26:18,179 Hey, I quit. 1301 01:26:19,013 --> 01:26:21,816 I fuckin' quit, remember? 1302 01:26:21,849 --> 01:26:24,385 I just quit, I'm ready to leave. 1303 01:26:25,752 --> 01:26:27,121 I quit, I leave. 1304 01:26:27,154 --> 01:26:29,323 Okay, keep your fuckin' money, I don't want your food, 1305 01:26:29,357 --> 01:26:32,460 fuck, you know what? 1306 01:26:32,492 --> 01:26:34,561 Fuckin' eat this shit, get the fuck outta here, 1307 01:26:34,594 --> 01:26:37,164 get the fuck outta here. 1308 01:26:37,198 --> 01:26:38,598 I'm keepin' this. 1309 01:26:40,901 --> 01:26:42,470 Great test, guys. 1310 01:26:45,538 --> 01:26:46,474 Great test. 1311 01:26:48,409 --> 01:26:49,243 I quit. 1312 01:26:51,145 --> 01:26:51,979 I'm done. 1313 01:26:53,881 --> 01:26:54,982 I surrender. 1314 01:27:12,867 --> 01:27:13,868 It's okay. 1315 01:27:17,872 --> 01:27:18,705 Shh. 1316 01:27:21,574 --> 01:27:22,510 Okay, baby. 1317 01:27:24,412 --> 01:27:26,746 ♪ Baby girl ♪ 1318 01:27:27,915 --> 01:27:31,519 Five, six, seven, eight, no, it's gotta be 10, 1319 01:27:31,551 --> 01:27:33,487 it's gotta be, one, two, three, four, five, six, 1320 01:27:33,521 --> 01:27:34,687 one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 1321 01:27:34,721 --> 01:27:39,360 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 1322 01:27:39,393 --> 01:27:40,394 This is Bob. 1323 01:27:41,262 --> 01:27:42,430 Hi, Bob. 1324 01:27:42,463 --> 01:27:44,432 Marian, say hi to Bob. 1325 01:27:44,465 --> 01:27:46,967 He is a sociopath. 1326 01:27:47,868 --> 01:27:51,105 He likes to eat cinnabuns, that's his thing. 1327 01:27:52,705 --> 01:27:54,542 This is Duke. 1328 01:27:55,476 --> 01:27:56,510 This is Robert. 1329 01:27:57,445 --> 01:27:58,711 This is Sung-ho. 1330 01:27:58,745 --> 01:28:00,580 Yeah, this is a Korean guy. 1331 01:28:00,613 --> 01:28:02,715 White, white, black. 1332 01:28:03,918 --> 01:28:07,288 Um, this is Dorothy. 1333 01:28:07,321 --> 01:28:08,155 She's a dog. 1334 01:28:10,524 --> 01:28:12,759 Oh my God, the stench. 1335 01:28:17,565 --> 01:28:19,066 Gotta hand it to you guys. 1336 01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:21,535 That was the most brilliant part of this fuckin' thing. 1337 01:28:22,937 --> 01:28:24,505 The stench is unbearable. 1338 01:28:40,888 --> 01:28:42,323 It's degrading. 1339 01:28:44,791 --> 01:28:47,727 Okay, baby, don't cry, don't cry. 1340 01:28:49,363 --> 01:28:53,901 Why are you crying? 1341 01:28:53,934 --> 01:28:56,036 Stop, I can't take it. 1342 01:28:56,070 --> 01:28:58,606 I can't take your crying, honey. 1343 01:28:58,638 --> 01:29:01,242 No, I know, I know. 1344 01:29:02,910 --> 01:29:03,743 Nine, 10. 1345 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:14,054 See, see? 1346 01:29:14,088 --> 01:29:15,923 I can do this, I can do this, I am in control, 1347 01:29:15,956 --> 01:29:17,892 I am in control. 1348 01:29:17,925 --> 01:29:18,725 I am in control of every fiber of my being, 1349 01:29:18,758 --> 01:29:20,361 and I am relaxed, calm, and happy. 1350 01:29:20,394 --> 01:29:22,429 You can't control me, you can't control me, 1351 01:29:22,463 --> 01:29:23,297 you can't control me. 1352 01:29:23,330 --> 01:29:25,900 I like this one, just jack off to, 1353 01:29:25,933 --> 01:29:28,002 but as much as I want to jack off, 1354 01:29:28,035 --> 01:29:31,038 I just know that there are people watching, 1355 01:29:31,071 --> 01:29:32,973 so I don't wanna just whip out my dick 1356 01:29:34,642 --> 01:29:36,610 and just ejaculate all over this. 1357 01:29:38,345 --> 01:29:41,048 I mean, you wouldn't judge me, right, if I just, 1358 01:29:41,081 --> 01:29:43,350 just like fuckin' whipped out my dick, right? 1359 01:29:44,852 --> 01:29:47,988 There, that's English, motherfucker. 1360 01:29:51,992 --> 01:29:52,792 Ah shit. 1361 01:29:54,595 --> 01:29:56,063 Yo, I got some good shit, yo. 1362 01:30:01,268 --> 01:30:02,169 Ah, fuck. 1363 01:30:04,271 --> 01:30:06,773 What the fuck did I sign up for? 1364 01:30:06,807 --> 01:30:11,078 I don't want it anymore, I don't want it anymore. 1365 01:30:18,152 --> 01:30:20,720 I'm gonna be so fuckin' pissed when I get out there. 1366 01:30:20,753 --> 01:30:22,389 Wait, wait till I get out there. 1367 01:30:23,390 --> 01:30:26,126 The longer you keep me in here, the fuckin' more mad, 1368 01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:27,695 the, the madder, madder I'm gonna get, 1369 01:30:27,727 --> 01:30:29,496 and I'm gonna fucking go out there, 1370 01:30:29,530 --> 01:30:31,565 and then you're gonna hear about it from me 1371 01:30:31,599 --> 01:30:34,401 fuckin' in person instead of this stupid fuckin' camera. 1372 01:30:34,435 --> 01:30:37,770 I know I'm the reigning blockbuster and shit, right, 1373 01:30:37,805 --> 01:30:39,540 so what you tryin' to do, 1374 01:30:39,573 --> 01:30:42,476 you tryin' to hold me in this motherfucker, right? 1375 01:30:44,144 --> 01:30:46,213 I swear I'll never call myself 1376 01:30:46,247 --> 01:30:48,115 the ultimate prankster again. 1377 01:30:49,416 --> 01:30:51,919 Guys, this shit is not fucking funny, 1378 01:30:51,952 --> 01:30:54,121 for me or for you at home. 1379 01:31:10,070 --> 01:31:12,373 Okay, look, I was talkin' shit earlier, okay? 1380 01:31:12,406 --> 01:31:15,042 I've been talkin' shit since I got here, fine, you got me. 1381 01:31:15,075 --> 01:31:17,711 You got me on TV, all these fucking people, 1382 01:31:17,745 --> 01:31:21,115 they saw it, and now it's over. 1383 01:31:21,148 --> 01:31:23,717 I'm gonna fuck this room up, I swear to God, man. 1384 01:31:24,718 --> 01:31:25,886 You know what? 1385 01:31:27,421 --> 01:31:31,492 Hey, yo, yo, you all see this shit? 1386 01:31:31,525 --> 01:31:35,462 Yo, this came outta my ass, yo. 1387 01:31:35,496 --> 01:31:37,498 This came out of my motherfuckin' ass. 1388 01:31:37,531 --> 01:31:38,365 Huh? 1389 01:31:39,433 --> 01:31:42,870 I need my medication, my back is just fucked up 1390 01:31:43,971 --> 01:31:46,307 from sittin' here, lyin' on this hard floor. 1391 01:31:48,676 --> 01:31:49,877 You did that on purpose. 1392 01:31:51,512 --> 01:31:52,846 You put 10 there. 1393 01:31:58,952 --> 01:32:01,422 You did that on purpose. 1394 01:32:12,633 --> 01:32:13,834 I fuckin' said I quit! 1395 01:32:16,437 --> 01:32:17,237 No. 1396 01:32:18,772 --> 01:32:23,010 You stay, you stay, I'll stay, I'll stay, you stay. 1397 01:32:44,833 --> 01:32:46,934 You're fuckin' watchin'. 1398 01:32:46,967 --> 01:32:48,669 You're fuckin' watchin', 1399 01:32:48,702 --> 01:32:51,338 and I say you can't do this, and you can't do it! 1400 01:32:53,941 --> 01:32:57,378 Fuckin' John, Robert, you're my brother, call someone, 1401 01:32:57,411 --> 01:32:59,680 say somethin', the fuck! 1402 01:32:59,713 --> 01:33:02,783 I don't wanna be here anymore, I lost! 1403 01:33:09,390 --> 01:33:11,792 Wow, I was goin' clockwise. 1404 01:33:13,527 --> 01:33:18,532 Maybe I should go this way on my quest. 1405 01:33:19,199 --> 01:33:21,201 Although that might back up time. 1406 01:33:47,361 --> 01:33:50,264 Fuck it. 1407 01:33:53,300 --> 01:33:54,134 I quit. 1408 01:33:57,704 --> 01:33:59,506 We'll see who's fuckin' laughin' later 1409 01:33:59,540 --> 01:34:01,542 when I sue your ass 1410 01:34:01,575 --> 01:34:03,677 for you almost fucking killing me, 1411 01:34:03,710 --> 01:34:05,946 for a fucking game, a stupid game! 1412 01:34:08,549 --> 01:34:09,783 I feel like a fuckin' idiot. 1413 01:34:09,818 --> 01:34:10,984 What the fuck was I thinking? 1414 01:34:11,018 --> 01:34:11,853 God. 1415 01:34:25,365 --> 01:34:26,600 It is so bad. 1416 01:34:33,974 --> 01:34:34,975 It's so bad. 1417 01:34:36,176 --> 01:34:37,846 I can't do this anymore, I can't, 1418 01:34:37,879 --> 01:34:40,247 I'm done, I'm done, I quit. 1419 01:34:41,548 --> 01:34:45,018 I quit, I quit, I'm done, please, I'm done. 1420 01:34:45,052 --> 01:34:47,120 Please let me out, I quit, please. 1421 01:34:48,755 --> 01:34:50,257 I did the fuckin' X. 1422 01:34:52,759 --> 01:34:55,429 What, she her hands closed, she had her hands closed, there. 1423 01:34:56,296 --> 01:34:57,464 Fuckin' X, hands closed. 1424 01:34:58,432 --> 01:35:00,300 X hands open. 1425 01:35:00,334 --> 01:35:03,670 X one hand closed the other open and switch, 1426 01:35:03,704 --> 01:35:05,005 all fucking combinations. 1427 01:35:05,038 --> 01:35:06,006 You can let me out. 1428 01:35:12,679 --> 01:35:14,648 Yeah, I don't feel good. 1429 01:35:14,681 --> 01:35:16,116 I can get a hamburger. 1430 01:35:17,651 --> 01:35:21,321 Get a hamburger. 1431 01:35:23,925 --> 01:35:27,027 Hey, please, excuse me, excuse me, I, 1432 01:35:29,496 --> 01:35:31,398 I have a baby, I swear. 1433 01:35:37,170 --> 01:35:38,705 All right, I got a food and water 1434 01:35:38,739 --> 01:35:40,808 to open the fuckin' door, 1435 01:35:42,442 --> 01:35:46,446 or whatever the fuck you're gonna do. 1436 01:35:53,086 --> 01:35:53,922 Fuck! 1437 01:35:56,623 --> 01:35:57,457 Fuck! 1438 01:35:58,525 --> 01:35:59,359 Gross. 1439 01:36:00,527 --> 01:36:01,361 God. 1440 01:36:03,965 --> 01:36:05,265 Son of a bitch. 1441 01:36:06,733 --> 01:36:08,903 Now I've went and done it. 1442 01:36:08,937 --> 01:36:10,571 Yeah, this is, this is entertainment. 1443 01:36:10,604 --> 01:36:13,841 This is fuckin' first-class goddam entertainment. 1444 01:36:13,875 --> 01:36:15,009 Oh my. 1445 01:36:15,043 --> 01:36:19,246 You have not robbed me of my dignity. 1446 01:36:19,279 --> 01:36:20,949 You have not. 1447 01:36:20,982 --> 01:36:24,751 You have given me more than you've taken from me. 1448 01:36:28,056 --> 01:36:29,690 I chose this. 1449 01:36:30,557 --> 01:36:32,426 I chose this. 1450 01:36:35,796 --> 01:36:38,465 You didn't put me here, I wanted to be here. 1451 01:36:40,601 --> 01:36:42,603 No, it's just gonna take awhile. 1452 01:36:42,636 --> 01:36:44,771 It's just gonna take awhile for you to get to me 1453 01:36:44,806 --> 01:36:47,075 and then I'll get out, and then I'll go home. 1454 01:36:47,107 --> 01:36:49,978 It's just you're on your way. 1455 01:36:50,011 --> 01:36:51,311 You're on your way, and you're comin', 1456 01:36:51,345 --> 01:36:53,313 and I'm goin' home, I quit. 1457 01:36:55,716 --> 01:36:58,086 Oh my fault, I did this. 1458 01:36:59,821 --> 01:37:00,922 That's fine, I did it. 1459 01:37:03,490 --> 01:37:04,324 Fuck that. 1460 01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:14,134 Come on! 1461 01:37:34,154 --> 01:37:36,657 Things like that, huh, yeah? 1462 01:37:37,624 --> 01:37:41,228 I figured this out. 1463 01:37:41,261 --> 01:37:42,763 You haven't told me about that. 1464 01:37:42,796 --> 01:37:47,167 See, game over, game over, game over. 1465 01:37:51,039 --> 01:37:52,372 This still fun for you? 1466 01:37:55,810 --> 01:37:57,244 Was any of it ever real? 1467 01:38:00,247 --> 01:38:03,650 Is this real? 1468 01:38:20,767 --> 01:38:21,601 God! 1469 01:38:30,243 --> 01:38:34,414 Why don't you just kill me, motherfucker? 1470 01:38:34,448 --> 01:38:37,784 Huh, what the fuck is the fuckin' point? 1471 01:38:43,390 --> 01:38:46,160 What's, what's the fuckin' point? 1472 01:38:50,998 --> 01:38:52,733 They're not coming. 1473 01:39:02,476 --> 01:39:03,577 What, what? 1474 01:39:07,714 --> 01:39:08,916 Hey! 1475 01:39:08,950 --> 01:39:10,218 Hey! 1476 01:39:31,172 --> 01:39:32,006 Fuck. 1477 01:39:33,908 --> 01:39:36,576 Okay, okay, we're still playin'. 1478 01:39:39,780 --> 01:39:42,183 We're still playin'. 1479 01:39:42,216 --> 01:39:43,517 Father. 1480 01:39:51,625 --> 01:39:55,295 Forgive them for they know not what they do. 1481 01:39:58,166 --> 01:39:59,834 Forgive me. 1482 01:40:06,140 --> 01:40:06,974 Forgive me 1483 01:40:10,310 --> 01:40:12,579 for I have sinned. 1484 01:40:12,612 --> 01:40:13,815 That's so sweet. 1485 01:40:13,848 --> 01:40:17,151 It was so nice to see you at the tea party last week. 1486 01:40:17,185 --> 01:40:18,986 Perhaps next time we can make sure 1487 01:40:19,020 --> 01:40:21,655 that you come for dinner, right? 1488 01:40:21,688 --> 01:40:23,291 Dinner's very simple these days. 1489 01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:36,103 I wanna see my wife and kids. 1490 01:40:38,772 --> 01:40:41,341 I want to see my wife and kids. 1491 01:40:45,112 --> 01:40:48,515 I wanna. 1492 01:40:49,951 --> 01:40:52,686 I wanted to see my wife and kids. 1493 01:40:54,387 --> 01:40:55,789 No, no, no, no. 1494 01:41:00,027 --> 01:41:00,862 I... 1495 01:41:02,429 --> 01:41:04,165 What did I do? 1496 01:41:04,198 --> 01:41:07,068 I've, oh my God, oh my God. 1497 01:41:08,768 --> 01:41:10,271 Help. 1498 01:41:16,878 --> 01:41:17,711 Fuck! 1499 01:41:19,479 --> 01:41:22,415 Goddammit, Goddammit! 1500 01:41:22,449 --> 01:41:23,284 Fuck! 1501 01:41:25,652 --> 01:41:27,255 Is this your idea of pleasure? 1502 01:41:30,523 --> 01:41:31,791 To see people suffer. 1503 01:41:35,963 --> 01:41:37,497 There's already enough of that, 1504 01:41:40,734 --> 01:41:42,203 and I feel it every day. 1505 01:41:45,572 --> 01:41:47,474 That's why I chose to be the way that I was. 1506 01:41:53,446 --> 01:41:54,348 This is just sick. 1507 01:41:57,084 --> 01:41:57,985 You're watching. 1508 01:42:00,855 --> 01:42:01,688 Keep watching. 1509 01:42:04,258 --> 01:42:06,193 Keep watching. 1510 01:42:06,227 --> 01:42:07,061 Enjoy 1511 01:42:09,897 --> 01:42:11,598 as I wallow in shit. 1512 01:42:16,436 --> 01:42:19,206 Michael, it's time to eat. 1513 01:42:25,179 --> 01:42:27,547 My girlfriend always tells me you should always exercise, 1514 01:42:27,580 --> 01:42:29,649 'cause she's always like, Edward, you're getting fat, 1515 01:42:29,683 --> 01:42:31,385 you know, you just, you should just, 1516 01:42:31,419 --> 01:42:34,088 you should just eat food, you know, eat healthy food, 1517 01:42:34,121 --> 01:42:36,357 and just exercise every day, 1518 01:42:36,390 --> 01:42:38,758 stop looking at your fucking phone. 1519 01:42:38,792 --> 01:42:42,964 Man, she'll be so happy to see I'm not looking at my phone. 1520 01:42:42,997 --> 01:42:45,066 You like that, huh? 1521 01:42:45,099 --> 01:42:48,169 Meryl, you fucking bitch, you fucking cunt! 1522 01:42:49,337 --> 01:42:51,439 I'm not looking at my fucking phone anymore! 1523 01:43:00,181 --> 01:43:01,349 I quit. 1524 01:43:01,382 --> 01:43:03,683 I don't understand, what is this for? 1525 01:43:06,821 --> 01:43:07,989 Why, why, why? 1526 01:43:15,762 --> 01:43:19,799 I wanna go home. 1527 01:43:47,361 --> 01:43:51,165 Bob, you know how it goes when you make a movie. 1528 01:43:51,198 --> 01:43:54,969 It's just such an honor to be on the red carpet. 1529 01:43:55,002 --> 01:43:57,104 Oh, you want a quote for your publication? 1530 01:43:57,138 --> 01:43:58,973 Okay, um, 1531 01:44:00,241 --> 01:44:04,677 that hard work and dedication will always help you succeed. 1532 01:44:08,782 --> 01:44:12,987 I know people that you've never even fucking thought of! 1533 01:44:16,257 --> 01:44:19,927 Can't see you, you can't see me. 1534 01:44:21,195 --> 01:44:22,463 I'm gonna stay like this. 1535 01:44:25,933 --> 01:44:26,766 I'm done. 1536 01:44:29,837 --> 01:44:33,441 What's it like to finally get to see 1537 01:44:33,474 --> 01:44:35,608 your dream project up on the big screen? 1538 01:44:37,144 --> 01:44:40,114 Well, I don't know, let's go watch it and find out. 1539 01:45:05,506 --> 01:45:06,606 Let me out! 1540 01:45:12,913 --> 01:45:13,746 Mom! 1541 01:45:35,503 --> 01:45:37,670 I don't know why I just got really sad. 1542 01:45:58,225 --> 01:46:01,028 I wanna sleep in my bed, Mom. 1543 01:46:01,061 --> 01:46:03,063 I wanna sleep in my bed. 1544 01:46:04,465 --> 01:46:08,369 I want, and a cover, with the green cover. 1545 01:46:19,446 --> 01:46:21,382 It's been eight days. 1546 01:46:34,727 --> 01:46:37,097 'Cause that's what I'm here for. 1547 01:46:37,131 --> 01:46:39,133 I'm here for all of you. 1548 01:46:41,101 --> 01:46:43,571 You make me who I am. 1549 01:46:43,604 --> 01:46:46,240 Maybe you'll even enjoy watching me on TV, right?