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Hey.
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Hey, what's up, Brian?
Can I get a Bauhaus please?
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-Yep.
-Thank you.
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We're Campdogzz.
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Yeah!
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Hey, are you trying to do breakfast?
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Yeah. I could totally get breakfast.
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I want bacon!
And eggs.
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Um, here's the thing, though.
I'm a vegan.
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So if we can go somewhere
where I can eat, too,
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that would be awesome.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm cool with that.
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I... I'm always thinking about...
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being vegan.
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Okay. Yeah, you just, like--
You don't-- See--
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I mean, every vegan goes through that.
I feel like--
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So you, like, know about veganism?
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Yeah, I'm, like, there in my head.
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Just gotta take what's in my head
and put it... on my plate.
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Oh, so you're like trying to be a vegan?
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'Cause if you're trying to be a vegan,
I could show you some shit,
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some, like, videos online
that will make you a vegan.
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Like, terrible, terrible shit
that will haunt your dreams.
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Like, NC-17 animals, you know?
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-Not like sex stuff, but like--
-That's-- I'm like--
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I know what it's gonna be,
and I'm not ready to see that.
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You would be transformed like Cinderella
into a vegan if you saw these videos.
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They are...
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I mean, I get it.
I don't need to see it to get it.
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You know, like, I already know.
It's just about breaking a habit, like...
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I don't need to see Passion of the Christ
to understand what happened to...
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the Christ. Like...
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I'm gonna pee.
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When you were, like, in eighth grade,
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did you get what you were gonna be
when you grow up?
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Uh, yeah.
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'Cause I'm still waiting on being
Mayor of San Francisco, you know?
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Living in Chicago might be
a deal-breaker for that one.
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Yeah, I don't think it works like that.
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-You wanted to be Mayor of San Francisco?
-I didn't want to be.
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That's what the class deemed me.
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-Oh, they picked it for you!
-In eighth grade.
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Okay.
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I think in kindergarten
I told, like, at my graduation
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that I wanted to be, like,
a garbage pickup foreman.
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-You had a kindergarten graduation?
-Yes, definitely.
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I'm saying
all of the wrong things.
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-I'm not, like, an alien.
-I know, I'm sorry. I know.
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-What is wrong?
-I know I'm treating you like you are.
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-You gotta let me get used to it.
-It's fine.
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First time with a vegan,
you gotta just let me...
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I feel like you're defining me
by being a vegan when, like...
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No! There's so many other things.
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...I also like to play catch outside.
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I don't know if that's
a defining characteristic.
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I don't even know what that means.
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-What do you mean?
-Just with balls?
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You've never played catch?
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Okay.
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I'm gonna tell you something that
I've literally never told anybody before.
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- Give it to me.
- Okay.
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When I was younger,
and I swear, like, I was, like...
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six or seven,
so I didn't know what I was doing--
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I'm so curious what's about
to come out of your mouth.
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We had these, like, these--
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I don't even know
where we would find these.
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There would just be these giant frogs.
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I don't even know what to call them.
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They were big frogs,
like the size of my palm.
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And me and my uncles...
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would just, like...
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take the frogs
and we would toss them,
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and their bodies would just,
like, splatter.
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What? What?
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What?
You would just kill these frogs for fun?
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Yeah. 'Cause their bodies
were just, like, blah.
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And we were just, like, blah!
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-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
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And then we would, like, dissect them
and, like, see their body parts.
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-And you think--
-Now you're judging me.
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-Yes, absolutely.
-I wanted to make it even,
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and I knew you were
gonna react like that,
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-so I had to make myself feel better.
-You made that up for me?
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I didn't make it up.
I wish I'd made it up.
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It's a really fucked up story, actually.
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-You never told anybody that?
-No, it's really bad.
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God, I'm feeling a mixed feelings
of horror and honor
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- for you telling me that.
- I know.
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I feel like you think I'm Gandhi,
and I still do not-great things.
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Well, you're Gandhi
and I'm a frog murderer, so...
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Text me. We'll bike.
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Did you just use the L-word?
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No, look, we were in the concert,
this crowd of people,
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and it's like, that's the person
I locked eyes with
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through all of these bodies?
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You know?
Like, outta, like... That's...
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-That is so cute.
-That's just how it happened,
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and if it sounds like love,
then it sounds like love.
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Oh, my God!
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Hello, sir.
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Do you have a minute to talk about,
uh, women's rights?
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Excuse me, miss.
Do you have a moment?
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-No, sorry.
-Please?
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-Just one signature from the neighborhood.
-Oh, yeah.
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That would be so great.
Thank you.
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What if I had texted you in the moment
that you were at that concert
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and you looked up
and saw your soul mate?
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Like, that would have sucked
if you read that text and you were, like,
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and you were reading about homework.
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Do you know how many people
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end up missing, like, "the one"
because they were texting?
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- Oh, my God.
- That is--
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Excuse me.
Can I have a second of your time?
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Sorry.
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To talk about
women's reproductive rights?
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We're trying to open up a center.
It's a center right across the street.
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I want to paint each other's nails
and, like, watch stupid romantic comedies,
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and drink mimosas, and...
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and, like, laugh and just...
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...have, like, a ladies thing, you know?
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-International Ladies Day.
-Yeah, we can do, like, a group text.
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Like, I could make a Facebook page.
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The government will not be paying
for the abortions.
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It'll be all donation-based
and non-profits.
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What have we got in here?
The Temptations?
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Please don't mess with my man.
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I love 'em.
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-How many signatures you got?
-I've got...
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-Uh... 24.
-Learn from the master.
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Oh, my God.
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That is so funny.
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Walter's story,
I think, has to do with masculinity,
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defined partly as somebody capable
of overt physical action
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and dominance
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with little regard to what we might call
the feminine virtues.
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Now, if you look at myth...
I'm going to the Greeks, okay?
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There are many doors
that you can go into,
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but I'm going to the Greeks.
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In this case, Walter White, Sr. can be...
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certainly be likened
to the god Hephaestus.
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Don't worry about it, but Hephaestus.
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Ernest Becker says this, it's lovely.
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"Man is out of nature."
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You're not really a part of nature,
are you?
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"And is hope--
And hopelessly in it."
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So you're like, "Uh...
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Man, me. Nature, meet."
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This is an old thing,
so he doesn't speak using "he or she."
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So just bear with.
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"He is dual, up in the stars
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and yet housed in the heart-pumping,
breath-gasping body
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that once belonged to a fish
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and still carries the gill marks
to prove it.
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His body is a material fleshly casing
that is alien to him in many ways."
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- How you doing?
- Good. Um...
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Questions? Anything?
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-Do you have a used bike section?
-We do. Yeah.
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Okay, I just want
something that's, like...
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worn in, like a little rough
around the edges.
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-Yeah.
-Um...
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I dunno. I told a friend that I ride
and I don't know why I did that.
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-So if you could just help me out.
-Well, we got those.
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We got those.
We got some used ones.
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-Here, let me show you what we got.
-Okay.
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I like you.
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Oh, God. Fuck. Shit.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Like, when everyone was just, like,
going bare and bald,
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I was like, all right, cool.
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Like, if I'm gonna do it,
I'm gonna go all the way.
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-So I lasered.
-Never did it.
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-You lasered?
-Yeah.
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-I thought you just wax.
-No.
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It was like a competition.
It's like, "Well, I shave." "Well, I wax."
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And I was like, "Well, fuck it, I laser."
And what?
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And now this is in, and I don't...
I don't even have the opportunity.
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First tattoo, that was during
a very religious phase.
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And then I became not religious.
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So sometimes it's like--
Sometimes I got attacked by a shark,
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other times, like,
I was on the back of a Harley
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and was pulled out from under.
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Wait, so you make up stories
about this tattoo?
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I mean, I'm not gonna tell people,
like, I believed in God and now I don't.
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Why not?
People go through that all the time.
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Oh, that's so deep.
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That, like...
You can't just throw that on people.
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That's not always the right--
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When you're, like, at a dinner
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and someone's trying to start conversation
by asking about your tattoo,
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the last thing you say
is, like...
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"Hey, I've lost all...
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faith and hope."
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Hey! I'm sorry.
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Did you ride your bike here? Huh?
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It's, like, 40 degrees outside.
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-You don't live close.
-It feels good. It feels, like, brisk.
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It feels good?
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Light jog.
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- Okay. I didn't know you like to...
- God.
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...go for long distance bike rides.
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It's not true.
I mentioned bike riding.
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Hey, how's it goin'?
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Can I start you off
with a drink or anything?
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Uh, can I have a vodka tonic
with double lime, please?
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Sure. Do you want another second
to look over the menu,
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-or do you kind of know what you want or--
-Um...
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I just-- I have a question.
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What is, uh--
Does pork salt have pork in it?
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Just big chunks of salt.
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- No pork.
- No pork.
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Can you see if you guys have
any vegan options?
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-Totally. Yeah, I will check on that--
-If it's not trouble.
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-No. Not at all. Not at all.
-Okay. Thank you.
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Are you a vegan?
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Yeah, I just-- You just specifically
asked if they had vegan options.
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I'm just making it more... easy for them.
Everything just, like--
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-For who?
-For the people in the kitchen.
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I don't wanna be
the difficult person at the table
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just 'cause I have, like,
dietary restrictions.
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You have dietary restrictions now?
So you're a vegan?
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Stop saying that.
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I mean, you guys have been
dating for a couple weeks and, like,
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you're spending a lot of time together,
and you're a vegan now, so--
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It's just, like, easier
when we go out to eat if we're ordering,
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like, from the same,
like, the same things.
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Like, it's just--
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You don't have to be
the same as the person that you're dating.
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-You guys can be--
-No. Compromise, though.
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-Compromise.
-Compromise.
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I'm just thinking about Jo,
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and about how
I don't know enough about her
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and about how I haven't met her yet,
which is a little strange to me.
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I don't think that should be strange.
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I don't think it should be something
you really think about like that.
238
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,813
-Seriously?
-She's busy. A lot.
239
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,523
She's been--
No. Stop smirking. I--
240
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,608
What?
241
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,651
I told you she, like,
does a lot of volunteer stuff.
242
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:21,736
And that's awesome.
243
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,489
She likes to spend her free time
helping people.
244
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,823
I think International Ladies Day is--
245
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,367
It's gonna be awkward
no matter what.
246
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,035
Look, I'll be good. I'll...
247
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,745
- "I'll be good."
- I will!
248
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,205
I won't make her uncomfortable.
249
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,248
-I'll make her feel welcome.
-Okay.
250
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,168
Okay, I'll... I will have vegan snacks.
251
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,461
-Okay.
-I won't make it weird.
252
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,629
I won't make it weird, I promise.
253
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,713
-Oh, it's not--
-I promise.
254
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,715
It's not you.
It's not about you making it weird.
255
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,966
Okay, so invite her.
It's a good time.
256
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,594
-Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yes.
-She's a person who enjoys good times.
257
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,762
-And she's a woman.
-Yeah.
258
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,971
-Yes?
-Yeah.
259
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,139
Do we hear that?
Everybody hear that?
260
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,391
-Yeah.
-We have a yes.
261
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,309
-Yeah.
-We have a yes.
262
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,394
So down.
263
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,478
Hey!
264
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:59,357
- Hi.
- Hi!
265
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,776
- Ooh, you good?
- Yep.
266
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,778
-Look at this snow.
-How you doin'?
267
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,946
First snow of the season.
268
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,447
-How's it going?
-Good.
269
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,783
Um, I thought you were bringing
your girls.
270
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:12,662
Oh, um...
there was a birthday dinner.
271
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,580
-No.
-Slipped my mind.
272
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,582
-I know.
-Wait, so they're not coming at all?
273
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,793
I don't think they're gonna
be done by then, but I'm here.
274
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,503
-Fuck.
-I'm here to help you.
275
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,256
Five dollars.
That's what I think.
276
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,882
You can give
whatever you want, but--
277
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,634
Thanks.
278
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,094
Have a good night.
279
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,638
Hi, everybody.
Um, I see a lot of familiar faces,
280
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,808
but also, um, some new ones,
so I thought I'd just introduce myself.
281
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,143
Um, I'm Jo.
282
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,687
I put on this series
through Chicago Filmmakers,
283
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,105
um, who, if you haven't checked out,
284
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,607
they're an awesome organization,
so definitely check them out.
285
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,610
Um, we're here
the first Thursday of every month,
286
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,946
so please come back
and tell your friends.
287
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,366
The series we're doing is,
um, all female filmmakers
288
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,243
and we've been putting up
some great work.
289
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,495
A lot of our--
A couple of our filmmakers are here,
290
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,456
um, and you can talk to them after.
291
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,583
We'll also have a Q and A
with this filmmaker.
292
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,335
Um, and yeah,
we'll save all questions for after.
293
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,296
So thank you for coming,
and please tell your friends.
294
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,433
-Hi. Good to see you.
-Hey, what's up?
295
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,935
-Yeah, good to see you.
-Oh, I'm so happy you came. Hi.
296
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,104
Cheers. Thanks for coming, guys.
297
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,482
-Thank you for having us.
-Yeah.
298
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,234
Um...
I'm not really into film stuff.
299
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,904
-I'm just here helping my girlfriend.
-Oh, okay.
300
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,324
Yeah. I'm gonna just--
I'll be back.
301
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,538
The cinematographer for that film
was, uh, a guy named Mike Fuelser.
302
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,791
He's a former Chicagoan
who now teaches in Iowa.
303
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,752
And we actually just did
a show with him...
304
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,003
uh, him and Jesse MacLean,
305
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,964
both former Chicagoans
who now teach in Iowa.
306
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,716
And, um, yeah,
it was a really great show.
307
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,845
Mike's stuff is mostly all
16-millimeter, experimental, silent.
308
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:56,182
Premiered a new film
that's just mostly all color-field,
309
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,808
um, but it's really good.
310
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,561
And, uh, we got
the Onion City Film Festival comin' up,
311
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,981
which is the experimental film
and video festival year end,
312
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,651
and I really need to ask
Mike for any work...
313
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,124
- That's a few days? In what world--
- It's Indian genes.
314
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,710
You're lying 'cause you want to seem
more like a man, or something.
315
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,170
Hi. Oh.
316
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,632
-What's up?
-Uh...
317
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,261
Uh, I'm not feeling the best,
so I think I'm gonna head home.
318
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,305
-Really?
-Yeah. This was fun.
319
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,308
Your friends are fucking awesome.
I want to do it again.
320
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,476
-Did you have fun?
-But-- Yeah.
321
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,562
My stomach just hurts
and I need to go.
322
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,772
But this was cool.
I swear. Okay?
323
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,316
-Are you sure?
-I'll see you tomorrow.
324
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,236
Tomorrow's gonna be...
my first time.
325
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,655
-It's gonna be great.
-Bye.
326
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,453
Hi. Sorry.
327
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:02,623
-Is she okay?
-She's not feeling well.
328
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,593
Can I get you anything?
329
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,554
Um, no.
No, I'm... I'm good.
330
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,930
I just need to, like, rest up.
331
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,933
I have to babysit later,
so I just need to sleep.
332
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,810
Okay. Fair.
I have to go to this thing.
333
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,355
But I will come back.
I'll come back.
334
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,981
Do you want, like,
Gatorade, soup, anything?
335
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,650
-Uh, I'll--
-What do you want? I gotcha.
336
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,652
I'll text you
when I'm done babysitting.
337
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,447
Gross.
Okay, get inside.
338
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,823
-Okay.
-Bye. Stay warm.
339
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,617
-And tell me what you need, okay?
-Yeah.
340
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,160
Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye.
341
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,090
Pizza! I have pizza.
342
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,800
What are you guys drawing?
What is that?
343
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,511
I'm drawing a Minecraft sheep.
344
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,137
Why is it a box?
345
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,474
Um... it's Minecraft.
346
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,726
All right, who wants the biggest slice?
347
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,103
- Who has better grades?
- Me.
348
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,604
- Me. I do.
- Yeah? That's what I thought.
349
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,898
You have glasses, so of course,
naturally, you're smarter.
350
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,192
Why can't you have pizza?
351
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,402
Um...
352
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,863
I'm doing this, like, new thing.
353
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:02,326
The planet benefits
when we eat vegetables.
354
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,162
'Cause this pizza you guys
are eating right now...
355
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,081
I mean...
356
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:11,711
Children had to be
taken from their mothers.
357
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,713
Like, imagine if I just...
358
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,756
when you guys were born,
I just took you.
359
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,009
And then I just, like, kept...
like, raping your mother
360
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:22,680
over and over and over and over again,
and then took her babies.
361
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,558
They're mine.
And then I slaughter them.
362
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,685
And their udders, like the cows,
their udders get these,
363
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,812
like, disgusting infections,
364
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:33,983
and their stomachs are, like, out to here
and we just milk 'em all day.
365
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,568
You don't have boobs yet,
but when you do,
366
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,278
the last thing you're gonna want
is someone just, like,
367
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,114
milking them constantly, all day.
368
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,774
- Hey.
- Oh, God.
369
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,400
What's up?
370
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,569
How was your ride?
371
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:04,448
There's something...
Honestly, I feel anew.
372
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,618
You know, riding my bike in the snow.
373
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,329
It's like...
Just cleanses my soul.
374
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,291
I just saw you get out of a car.
375
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,085
-What?
-Right just a second ago.
376
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,753
-No.
-Yeah.
377
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,510
Uh...
378
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,513
What are you doing?
379
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,063
Oh, my God!
380
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,735
I'm so sorry.
I totally forgot you were sick.
381
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:44,071
I made up being sick.
382
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,700
I'm throwing up because
I just ate an entire pepperoni pizza.
383
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,995
Wait, why would you eat
an entire pepperoni pizza?
384
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,038
'Cause I'm not vegan.
385
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,331
I tried to be.
386
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,544
Oh, babe.
I never asked you to be vegan.
387
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,880
Here.
388
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,634
All right.
389
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,429
I'm sorry.
390
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,932
You don't have to lie about being vegan.
391
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,228
Or riding your bike.
392
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,399
I kind of like the bike.
393
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,444
I just don't like the vegan part.
394
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,029
For me, not for you.
395
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:29,408
Like, I know.
God, the animals and... and the pollution,
396
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,910
and the drought
and the water and the--
397
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:35,080
It's okay.
It's seriously okay.
398
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,124
You don't have to do it
if you don't want to.
399
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,126
-I never asked you to do that.
-I want to. I just... I can't.
400
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,420
-I never asked you to do that.
-I really, I want to. I can't do it.
401
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,505
-That's okay. It's fine.
-I can't.
402
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:46,050
It's okay.
403
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:49,637
Can we just start over
and you can be you and I can be me,
404
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,763
and I can do my thing,
405
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,140
and you don't have to have
anything to do with it?
406
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,309
Yeah.
407
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,272
Can I have a kiss?
408
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,399
Yeah.
409
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:09,031
It's gonna take a good mouthwash
before I give you a kiss on the lips.
410
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,282
I know.
411
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,743
Okay.
412
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,129
You know, this is nail polish.
413
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,757
- Do you guys want mimosas?
- Yes!
414
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,258
Okay, cool. On it.
415
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,010
-Thank you.
-On it.
416
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,805
So this...
Okay.
417
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,099
-So it's like a narrative now.
-That's so gory.
418
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,482
Um...
419
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,858
What?
420
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,652
-What? Are you nervous?
-No, shut up.
421
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,820
-Are you nervous?
-Shut up.
422
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,405
-Have some faith.
-Meh.
423
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,576
Oh, my God,
this place is awesome.
424
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:55,744
Hostess with the mostest.
425
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,622
-Hello! Hi.
-Hi.
426
00:24:58,706 --> 00:24:59,998
-Is this Amber?
-Jo. Yes. You're Jo.
427
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,251
I know... I know who you are.
Hello!
428
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,670
-Hi. So nice to meet you.
-You're right, she's super cute.
429
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:05,796
-I said you were--
-Hi. Um--
430
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,881
-So you've been talkin' about me.
-Oh, like, a lot.
431
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,675
-I talk about you, too.
-But mostly about you.
432
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,510
Yeah, but I...
I've been wanting to meet you.
433
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,137
-I've been asking.
-Good things?
434
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,514
-Great things.
-Welcome to my place. Um...
435
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,224
-Gorgeous. What a great place.
-We have food,
436
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:21,562
and nail polish, and magazines
and all of our friends in one room.
437
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:22,855
-Oh, God. Daunting.
-And booze.
438
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,606
-Do you want a mimosa?
-Yes.
439
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,983
-Yes?
-Speaking my language, girl.
440
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,401
-Wonderful. I'm on it.
-Love it.
441
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,321
This is Jo. Sorry. I'm sorry.
442
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,742
Hi, nice to meet you. What's up?
Good to meet--
443
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:35,909
-Alex.
-Alex.
444
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,035
-Ashley.
-Ashley.
445
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,412
- Hi, I'm Amanda.
- Hey, good?
446
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,496
- Megan?
- Yes.
447
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,248
Ooh, I got the last one.
448
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,125
-I'm gonna go help.
-Yeah, go, I'm good. I'm fine.
449
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,877
What are you guys doing?
What is--
450
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,045
-Nail polish.
-Nail polish.
451
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,422
Hello, beautiful.
452
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:53,427
-Oh, God. I'm so nervous.
-Don't be nervous.
453
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:54,511
-I want a mimosa.
-She's really cute.
454
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,679
-I know.
-Really cute.
455
00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,639
-She's right there.
-I'm sorry. Well, okay.
456
00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,768
I want her to know she's cute.
There's nothing wrong with that.
457
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,853
I'm wasted.
458
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,980
-Okay.
-Okay.
459
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,733
-Guys.
-Hey!
460
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,194
Oh, is that mimosas?
461
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,779
- Here you go.
- Who wants the big ones?
462
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,197
- I want the big glass.
- Me!
463
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,990
- Hey!
- Oh.
464
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,700
-Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
-Gross.
465
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,577
God, it's so cute it's disgusting.
466
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,288
- Cheers, ladies!
- Cheers!
467
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,749
-To us. To ladies.
-To Ladies Day.
468
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,043
-And to ladies.
-Yes. Yes. Yes.
469
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:29,505
-To Jo!
-Oh, my God, thank you. Hi.
470
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,507
Do I have...
Do I have Oreo on my teeth?
471
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,550
You definitely have Oreo...
472
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,720
Oh, God, they're so cute.
They're so cute.
473
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,764
Oh, my God. Stop.
Are we being annoying?