1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:08,842         [shuffling drum beat]        2 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:11,386          [audience cheering]         3 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,555              [chanting]                      George! George! George!       4 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:16,766         George! George! George!                   George! George!           5 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:21,062            [radio tuning]            6 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:24,232         George! George! George!                       George!               7 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,608              [announcer]                    From the Ryman Auditorium      8 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,610         in Nashville, Tennessee,             the country music capital      9 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,487              of the world,                    it's your Grand Ole Opry      10 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:33,408            staring Roy Acuff               and the Smokey Mountain Boys.    11 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,326             Let 'er go, Roy!          12 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,746              From the great                      Atlantic Ocean           13 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:40,248       To the wide Pacific shore     14 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,667              From the queen                   of flowing mountains        15 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,295             To the southbelt                      by the shore            16 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:47,547            She's mighty tall                      and handsome            17 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,300                And known                       quite well by all          18 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,302         She's the combination       19 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:55,221        On the Wabash Cannonball     20 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:56,222                                    21 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:57,557          -[pounding on door]                  -[promoter] Jones!          22 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,100      If you don't get out there                     George,               23 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,185       there's gonna be a riot.       24 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:01,770    [Peanutt] Hey, hey, hey, Jones.  25 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,772             It's Peanutt.                   You just come out here.       26 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:06,274      You do two or three songs,                   that's it.              27 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,901    All them folks came to see you.  28 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:10,236       You got a responsibility                 to calm 'em down.          29 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,197          -[toilet flushing]                   -[promoter] Jones!          30 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:15,116          Get out there now!          31 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,618           [George] Bye-bye!          32 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:17,702                George.               33 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,704     [George, high-pitched voice]          George ain't here no more,      34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:23,166    but I'll tell him that all you          kind and lovely gentlemen      35 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,502        -stopped by to see him.                    -[laughter]             36 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:28,088           Hear the mighty rush                   of the engine            37 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,465            Hear that lonesome                     hobo squall             38 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,093               We're riding                     through the jungle         39 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,470        On the Wabash Cannonball     40 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,930                                   41 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,933         [cheers and applause]        42 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,773     [crowd chanting in distance]             George! George! George!       43 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,275              -You're on.                           -[sighs]               44 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:53,071         Ladies and gentlemen,               the Possum is trapped.        45 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:57,742    Please put your hands together              for George Jones.          46 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:01,371         [cheers and applause]        47 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,750         [cheering dies down]         48 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,044       [fan] Where's George at?       49 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,838    [Roy] Uh, well, all right. Um--  50 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:13,258           [crowd chanting]                  George! George! George!       51 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,426       George looks to be having               a standing problem.         52 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,846     -Charlie, you got that tape?         -[Charlie] Sure do, Peanutt.     53 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,305          [Peanutt] Come on,                    get your ass up.           54 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:20,890       [George]    Cold and deep                   inside like...           55 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,725          He won't fall over,                      I promise.              56 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,060           -One more to go.                       -I said stop.            57 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,687             -Here, here.                       -[George groans]           58 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,481            Sharp and painful                 that I may never shake       59 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,109              You might say                 that I was taking it hard      60 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,528          Since you wrote me off                   with a call             61 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,197           But don't you wager              that I'll hide the sorrow      62 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:39,367       When I may break right down                   and bawl              63 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,035           Now the race is on        64 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:43,454     [both]    And here comes pride              up the backstretch         65 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,249            Heartaches a-going                    to the inside            66 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,710       My tears are holding back     67 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:51,212       They're trying not to fall   68 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,089                My heart's                      out of the running         69 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,675          True love's scratched                 for another's sake         70 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,928        [both]    The race is on            and it looks like heartaches   71 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:02,265        And the winner loses all     72 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:07,520                                   73 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:11,649      [Don] Come on, now, honey.      74 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,610         We're gonna miss him                if you don't hurry up.        75 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,361                                    76 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,071               Virginia!              77 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,657           It's Tammy, now.                  Start saying it right.        78 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:24,537                                   79 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,247           Now the race is on        80 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,499     [both]    And here comes pride              up the backstretch         81 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:31,252           Heartache's a-going                    to the inside            82 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,713       My tears are holding back     83 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,798       They're trying not to fall   84 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,092                My heart's                      out of the running         85 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,511          True love's scratched                 for another's sake         86 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,765              The race is on               and it looks like heartaches   87 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:46,809        And the winner loses all     88 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:47,810                                   89 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,605        And the winner loses all     90 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,983         [cheers and applause]        91 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,069                 Whoo!                92 00:03:56,110 --> 00:04:00,573            [George laughs]               Oh, I sure do love the love!     93 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,617       I'm not sure I deserve it      94 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,078       after standing you all up                 all them times.           95 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:07,455           -But I was drunk.                       -[laughter]             96 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,874              Then again,                     if you see me sober,         97 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,000            I ain't awake.            98 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,752              [cheering]              99 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,420       [fan] I love you, George!      100 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,338             What's that?             101 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,590              -Marry me!                            -[laughs]              102 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:22,136            [music starts]            103 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:25,974         Well, in North Carolina             way back in the hills...      104 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,142                                   105 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:29,352           [Billy whistles]           106 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,021     Come on, let's go, let's go.             We're gonna miss him.        107 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:32,981             Come on now.             108 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,148         -How's my hair look?                     -It's great.             109 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,525          -[Billy] Let's go!               -Okay, I'll be right back.      110 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:36,693     [Donna] Oh, Tammy. Good luck.    111 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:38,361           Take these girls                  and get some ice cream.       112 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,904              No, no, no,                    you go with Donna, now.       113 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,281            Mommy and Daddy                    will be back soon.          114 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:42,323       Come on, girls, let's go.      115 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,658            -Thanks, baby!                       -[Don] Come on.           116 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,828         Well, the G-Men, T-Men,                  revenuers too            117 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:49,497         Searching for the place              where he made his brew       118 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,249            They were looking,                  trying to book him         119 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,751               But my pappy                      kept on cooking           120 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,086            Whew! [hiccups]                           Ooh.                 121 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,421           White Lightning...        122 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,382      [laughs] We made it, honey!     123 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:03,928                                   124 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,180         Don't go acting like               just another fan tonight.      125 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:08,516           She can't help it                    if she's excited.          126 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,476            Oh, I've loved                     this man's singing          127 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,103        more than half my life.       128 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,438        I'm gonna enjoy myself.       129 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:17,275        Well, I asked my old pappy            why he called his brew       130 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,569             White Lightning                  'stead of Mountain Dew       131 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,738         Billy, will you take               a picture of Tammy and me      132 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:22,989    with George in the background?    133 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,365           -I will not, Don.                -[George]    Bugged out        134 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,075                [both]                       And my face turned blue      135 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,702         [George]    Lightning                    started flashin'          136 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,579        Thunder started clashin'     137 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,247            Whew! [hiccups]                           Whoo!                138 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,957            White Lightning          139 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,250                [sighs]               140 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,377                                   141 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:40,673           soft country music        142 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:45,970                                    143 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:01,629  -[Tammy] Jackie, you wanna blot?             -[Jackie] Yeah.           144 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,297             Careful, now.            145 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,299               -Got it.                           -Okay. Muah.             146 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:08,052              Ah, ah, mm!             147 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,348      -Oh, no, you missed some--              -[knocking on window]        148 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,599           He ready for us?           149 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:14,892     [Billy] I like the new hair.     150 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,394         Daddy got it for her.        151 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,771           -Hmm. Sure good.                      -[Tammy] Yeah.            152 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:22,400              Okay. Ohh!                  You girls be good for Donna.     153 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,901             [baby crying]            154 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,236       I'll be right back, baby.      155 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,071     [Billy] Ooh, watch your duds.    156 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,574       -[Tammy] Do I look okay?               -Yeah, you look good.        157 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:30,783     Don couldn't watch the girls?    158 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,660     No, today's his writing day.     159 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,036                [Billy]                     His writing day now, huh?      160 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:35,163     [Tammy] Don't be mean to Don.    161 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:37,248          That man took us in                 when we had nothing.         162 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,796               [scoffs]                     You're not my flapjacks.       163 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,924           Yeah. Excuse me.           164 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,343           [Rhonda chuckles]          165 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:50,928               You shy?               166 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,557             [door clicks]            167 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,684       [Billy, singsong] George.      168 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,394            [George snorts]           169 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,729           [Billy] Wake up!           170 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,440            [George groans]           171 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,110           Lord have mercy.           172 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,032            [Billy] George,                  this is Tammy Wynette,        173 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,867            the girl singer                 Shorty Lavender's looking      174 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,827       to book for the Knoxville                  package show,            175 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,579        pending your approval.        176 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,166            You don't come                out of your hole for nobody.     177 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,919        Well, you got my number                   there, Jones,            178 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,630       but I'm vouching for her.      179 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:29,217    You just want me over at Epic.    180 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:32,178       How do you feel about him                  dangling you             181 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,513          to get close to me?         182 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:34,722       [Billy] Watch it, Jones.       183 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,391              Caught some                   of your show last night.       184 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,768        Canceled so many times        185 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,395               I thought                    I'd never get to see you.      186 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,608     I haven't shit in three days.    187 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,026              [chuckles]              188 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,528            [Billy] Tammy.            189 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:51,656     Uh, why don't you tell Jones                about yourself?           190 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:55,076          [chuckles] Well...          191 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,954              I was born                  in Mississippi/Alabama line,     192 00:08:57,995 --> 00:09:00,623      so I say my top half comes                from Mississippi,          193 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,125    my bottom half's from Alabama.    194 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,254       My daddy was a musician.       195 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,756            Before he died,                     he told my mama,           196 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,134       "If my daughter shows any           musical ability whatsoever,     197 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,429     that it is to be encouraged."    198 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:20,393     So I can only hope to live up            to his dreams for me.        199 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,023        How long you practiced                  at being famous?           200 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,818              Can't say.                         [clears throat]           201 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,779      Mama ended up being, uh...      202 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,533      very encouraging, but I did         learn to harmonize at church     203 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,620     and singing to your records.     204 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,917             Now I'm here,            205 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,045         so I hope that, uh...        206 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,964        says something for me.        207 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,051      [Billy] She's been in town                18 months, Jones.          208 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,970          She already charted                     three times.             209 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:56,971             God almighty.            210 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,514        We're making the future                 of country music           211 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,392            -over at Epic.                    -[George] Hallelujah.        212 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,644           -[phone ringing]                         -[grunts]              213 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,438                Oh, no.               214 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,899     Hey, no, what are you doing?     215 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,568            -[phone clicks]                          -Yeah?                216 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,362          [indistinct voice]          217 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:16,407          Well, I don't know               what you're up to, neither.     218 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,618    -[Rhonda] Anybody got a light?                    -Shh.                219 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,120          Why I gotta shush?                   She ain't my wife.          220 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,246        [George] Well, the way                      I see it,              221 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,998         I'm out here keeping                a roof over your head,        222 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,125           so your foul tone                   isn't appreciative          223 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,919           -or appreciated.                    -[slams down phone]         224 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:34,300         Marriage is supposed                 to make life easier.         225 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,472           [chuckles softly]          226 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,851       It'd be a big opportunity             for us to open for you.       227 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,271    I'm a man, not an opportunity.    228 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,817             Mr. Jones...             229 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,737           ...I've got a lot                   of respect for you,         230 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,657         even if this meeting               isn't real professional.       231 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,034      But I've got mouths to feed              and a messy house,          232 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,535             so if you're                   not gonna say yes to me,       233 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,288      then I'm just gonna get on                  with my day.             234 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,500           [George snickers]          235 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,462        Yeah, you're all right.       236 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,632            [George Jones'                    "Root Beer" playing]         237 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,093                                    238 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,886               Well, I sent                       my pretty baby           239 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,429       To the neighborhood store     240 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:23,265          My head was vibrating               from the night before        241 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,852        I said you'd better hurry          as she went out the gate...     242 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:29,355      Was saving "When the Grass             Grows Over Me" for me,        243 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,440          but if George Jones                  wants to record it,         244 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,733        I'm not gonna stop him.       245 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,402     Well, he hasn't heard it yet,                    Don.                 246 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,696         [Don] We're spending              the whole weekend with him.     247 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,740           If we get a shot,                  we play him the song.        248 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,242        Well, we just gotta get                  to know the man           249 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,953         before we insult him             by pretending we already do.     250 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,121                [sighs]               251 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,539           Mama, I'm bored.           252 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,374          -Hey, no bitching.                      -[Tammy] Oh.             253 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,667       Hey, don't curse at her.       254 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,627     Yeah, don't curse at me, Don.    255 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,171     -I am truly outnumbered here.                  -You are.              256 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,589     [Donna] Are we gonna be like                 the Carters?             257 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,133                Mm-hmm,                      that's the plan, baby.        258 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,718            That makes you                    the Mother Maybelle,         259 00:11:58,759 --> 00:11:59,719           and I'm the June.          260 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,846         Makes Gwen and Jackie                   the other two.            261 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,305     Oh, doesn't Tina get a part?     262 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,599      Well, we gotta wait and see            how everybody grows up.       263 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,394       -Not everybody can sing.                -That's the truth.          264 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:12,523       You don't think my song's              good enough, do you?         265 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,566           I love your song.          266 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,025         I never said nothing                      about that.             267 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,027            I start talking                 about presenting my songs      268 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,572           to George Jones,                     and you get shy.           269 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,408        We go, we do our show,                we impress everybody,        270 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,534           and then you ask.          271 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,077             That's right.                    You listen to Donna.         272 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,456      He's sensitive about people               taking advantage.          273 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,416       We said we'd do me next.       274 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,209             And we will.             275 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,422            [all laughing]            276 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,007     All right, my turn. My turn.     277 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,718    What kind of game has one dice?        That's all I wanna know.       278 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,470                 -Six!                            -[all] Whoa!             279 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,430  Hey, keep this bastard straight.              Come on, now.            280 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,973     [Peanutt] This game's called                "Aggravation,"            281 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,475         -and I'm aggravated.                    -[George] Ohh.            282 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,726        Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.        283 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,061     [musician] Whoa, whoa, whoa.     284 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,980        I'm gon' win this game.       285 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,315             -[fly unzips]                     -[urine splashing]          286 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,983      Uh--hey, hey, hey, no! No!      287 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,319         George, you gotta go                 inside the john, man.        288 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,029              -[laughter]                   -I'm just writing my name      289 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,155            in the carpet.            290 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,990           Why don't you try                autographing that toilet?      291 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,785        -Now go on--go inside.                     -[laughter]             292 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,995        -[musician] All right.                  -[Peanutt] Boom.           293 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:11,916            -[bus tumbling]                        -Oh! Shit.              294 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,335          Ah, come on. Shit!          295 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,837          You made me get pee                   all over my boot.          296 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:20,132              -[laughter]                  -Hey, look, pee on my boot.     297 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,134         [driver] This road's                a right bit curvy, sir.       298 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,887      I need all my concentration        to get you to your destination.  299 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,889      Damn, son, you're sweating.     300 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,099        It's hot out, sir, and           you're making me nervous, sir.    301 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,602       You know what, I'm gonna           turn on the air conditioning     302 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,729          and get you and me                  cooled down properly.        303 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,899       -[driver] Thank you, sir.           -Well, you're hot. I'm hot.     304 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,234      This is a state-of-the-art                    vehicle.               305 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,360               [Peanutt]                  George, leave that boy alone.    306 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,778        Come on back over here                    and sit down.            307 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,695            It's your turn.           308 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:45,491             -But I'm hot!                      -[Peanutt] Well--          309 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,660    [air conditioner rattles, hums]  310 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,787            -You fixed it.                -[musician] Come on, George.     311 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,413     [air conditioner sputtering]     312 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,207            -What happened?                    -You broke it, sir.         313 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,708         -[George] I broke it?                       -Yeah.                314 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,127          [exhales] Oh, Lord.         315 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,088        Well, I can't breathe.        316 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,589           I need some air.           317 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,925              [laughter]              318 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,261               [Peanutt]                     Whoa, hey, now, George.       319 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,470       The hell you doing, boy?       320 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,180             Ventilating.             321 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,182             -[fires gun]                       -Oh, whoa! Whoa!           322 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,059           [tires squealing]          323 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,895            -[all shouting]                        -[gunshots]             324 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,314             -George, no!                      -[continues firing]         325 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,066          [tires screeching]          326 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,818              [crashing]              327 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,238         dramatic country music      328 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,323            -[bus hissing]                    -[musician] Oh, man.         329 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,450            -You're crazy!                -[Tammy] Hang on there, boys!    330 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:31,328              [musician]                    Ah--crazy son of a bitch!      331 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,329             Anybody hurt?            332 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,414              [musician]                   He said to jump on Peanutt!     333 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,999       -Where is he? Is he okay?                    -[groans]              334 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,001             -[clattering]                    -[musician] Peanutt?         335 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,127            You all right?            336 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,296       [Peanutt] Uhh, oh, yeah,                     I'm okay.              337 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,589                -Whoo!                      -[Peanutt] I'm just gonna      338 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,424           -grab this beer.                 -Oh, the great big Jesus       339 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,676        in the sky can't catch                     the Possum!             340 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,511                  Oh.                 341 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,057            Allow me to pay                      my compliments            342 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:55,185        to the fine ventilation                 of your vehicle.           343 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,563        [Gwen] You smell funny.       344 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:01,567        That's the sweet nectar             of the gods, my darling.       345 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,404       Why they call you Possum?      346 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,532        'Cause of my funny nose               and bugged out eyes.         347 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,701     [Jackie] You don't look like                  no possum.              348 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,328              Oh, really?             349 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,913            How 'bout now?            350 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:19,418           [girls giggling]           351 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,588      Did you know I write songs,                  Mr. Jones?              352 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,383         Lord, I did not, no.         353 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,178           [Tammy Wynette's                      "Apartment #9"]           354 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,388           [George hiccups]           355 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,848                                    356 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,808            [George yawns]            357 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,938                                   358 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:44,443                [both]                       Just follow the stairway     359 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:49,531           To this lonely world                      of mine               360 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,534             [music slows]            361 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,536         There's not enough me                     in the mix.             362 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,330      [mixer] Well, I don't know                if you're aware,           363 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,706         but she's the singer.        364 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,960           Oh, I would like                 a little bit more guitar.      365 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,295       It helps keep me in tune.      366 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,298              Thank you.              367 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,219        Two, three, four, one.        368 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:15,474                                   369 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,400            -[music stops]                            -I...                370 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,946       ...I know you boys are--       371 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,865        work with a lot of acts              that come through here,       372 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:35,661     and I'm honored to be singing                  with you.              373 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,747     This song's about loneliness.    374 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,419        And waiting for someone                   to save you.             375 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:49,675    I don't know if any of you boys           ever felt that way.         376 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,929       Maybe it's just a feeling                 we ladies get.            377 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,681           But if you have,           378 00:16:55,723 --> 00:17:01,311    maybe you could give that lady        you're waiting on a thought.     379 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,567      I believe you have to live             a song to make it good.       380 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,573        Two, three, four, one.        381 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,659       [band playing mournfully]      382 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,746                                   383 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,873              Beautiful.              384 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:25,627                                   385 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:31,175                [both]                       Just follow the stairway     386 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:37,723           To this lonely world                      of mine               387 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,851             You'll find me          388 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,313              Waitin' here           389 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:48,776        In apartment number nine     390 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,319              [mouthing]              391 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:55,866          Not so very long ago       392 00:17:55,908 --> 00:18:02,581        You walked away from me      393 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,875             And after all           394 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,546           The plans we made         395 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:15,052         You decided to be free      396 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:21,141          [both]    Loneliness                      surrounds me            397 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,602           Without your arms         398 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,689               Around me             399 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,525              And the sun            400 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:34,530            Will never shine         401 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:40,244        In apartment number nine     402 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,371             [piano plays]            403 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,624           Mm, that's nice.           404 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,709          That's real pretty.         405 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:52,589                                   406 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,883             I keep waiting          407 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:58,720          In this lonely room        408 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:03,559               Just in case                    you change your mind        409 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,060                                   410 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,188             You'll find me          411 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,733              Waitin' here           412 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:17,447        In apartment number nine     413 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:23,328          [both]    Loneliness                      surrounds me            414 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:30,169            Without your arms                       around me              415 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,296              And the sun            416 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,675            Will never shine         417 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:42,222        In apartment number nine     418 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:49,354               No, the sun                       will never shine          419 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:53,108        In apartment number nine     420 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:58,363                                   421 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,577      Uh-uh--ooh, that was close.     422 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,662            That was close.                   All right, your turn.        423 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,582       That is two--two numbers.      424 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,794       -"You are very talented."                   -[laughter]             425 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,589        Boy, I've been waiting             to hear that my whole life.     426 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,257         Thank you very much.         427 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,508           How do you know?           428 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,968                 -Oh.                                -Um...                429 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,095        -You heard me singing?                  -I think you are.          430 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,513        Oh, that's awful sweet.       431 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,308              All right,                      let me try your, uh--        432 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,435                [Tammy]                    You're eating a raw potato?     433 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,853                 I am.                434 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,271                 Why?                 435 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,690           I don't wanna say                in front of the children.      436 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,025               Why not?               437 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:39,404        Girls, did you tell him              that his hair's a mess?       438 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,615                 What?                439 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,868           [faucet running]           440 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,080          This is very nice.          441 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,416              -Very nice.                        -[Tammy] Good.            442 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,002           I'd hate to have                    my license revoked.         443 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,505          You need a license                   to do a man's hair?         444 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,840                 Well,                    I never officially graduated,    445 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:01,426         but the lady who runs                 the beauty college          446 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,346         took pity on account             I was pregnant with my third.    447 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,390    She gave me my license anyway.    448 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:10,143       Damn, I didn't know I was          talking to an educated woman.    449 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,146       You're flirting with me,                   George Jones.            450 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:16,566      You're pointing your finger             at me, Tammy Wynette.        451 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:24,241             -Turn around.                         -All right.             452 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,702        What kind of Christian                      are you?               453 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,537             -Pentecostal.                          -Mm-hmm.               454 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:32,416         Best look out, we do            crazy things with our tongues.    455 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,169              [chuckles]              456 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,838            I'm gonna stop                      doing your hair,           457 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:41,466            you dirty old,                    married Pentecostal.         458 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,805     She told me not to come back.    459 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:53,312         -Sorry to hear that.                    -[George] Yeah.           460 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,522       She wanted to be married                 to George Jones,           461 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,774     and then one day she woke up,            and it dawned on her         462 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,985            she was married                     to George Jones.           463 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,740             [Tammy] Hmm.             464 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,576     [George] Pass me that potato,                  will you?              465 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,244                 Yeah.                466 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,496              [sighs] Hm.             467 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,792             [Tammy] Ugh.             468 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,710                 Here.                469 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,795          It's a little trick                   Shorty taught me           470 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,881         to soak up the booze.        471 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,388     [Tammy] If a girl singer got           drunk like you boys do...      472 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,723       [whistles, clicks tongue]      473 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:33,268          They would toss her               outta Nashville so fast.       474 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:38,023        -You gotta be perfect.                -[scissors snipping]         475 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,317          You ain't perfect.          476 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,985                Mm-mm.                477 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,031     I can hear it in your voice.     478 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:51,244            You don't like                       the way I sing?           479 00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:52,871                  No.                 480 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,833       I love the way you sing.       481 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,673         What? You all right?         482 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:12,057        Just waiting, it seems,                   my whole life            483 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,351         to hear you say that.        484 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,061                 Yeah.                485 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,025            You should grow                     your hair longer.          486 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,821                  Mm.                     See, you got sadness in you.     487 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:26,863              Don't you?              488 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,698          Well, it's thicker                 than I thought it was.        489 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,742               You hair,                    it would look nice long.       490 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,911         That kind of sadness                  is a hand-me-down.          491 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,872       Somebody gave it to you,            who gave it to them before.     492 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,751        Well, can't do nothing            about stuff that came before.    493 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,672                 -Hmm.                              -Well...               494 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:46,258      trying to make a happy home     495 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:49,719       for the girls, Don and I.      496 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,930        He good to his babies?        497 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,142                [Tammy]                    Well, the girls aren't his.     498 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,685            -[George] Hmm.                        -Big one is,             499 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,603     but she's mine too now, so--     500 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,272             [George] Hey.            501 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,776    Is that a haircutting accident?  502 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,695                  No.                 503 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:10,073         When I first met Don,                   we made a pact.           504 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,200          Swore we'd make it                 to Nashville together.        505 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,286            The idea of you                     defiling yourself          506 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:15,662        for someone like him--        507 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,747          -Someone like him?                     -[George] Yeah.           508 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:22,127       There's 3,000 Dons a day           come rolling into Nashville.     509 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,838      They all attach themselves              to some pretty girl,         510 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,632      think it's gonna make them                  more worthy.             511 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:33,096           3,000 Dons a day,                3,000 pretty girls a day.      512 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,642       But not one of 'em's you.      513 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,650      I always thought you'd look             nice with sideburns.         514 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,278             Ms. Wynette,                    you spend a lot of time       515 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,072        thinking about my face,                  it seems like.            516 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,287            [door squeaks]            517 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,873      [Tammy] He's real talented,                  my husband.             518 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,917            He's got a box                    full of great songs.         519 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,668       His sister's Jean Chapel.      520 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,463       She had a hit with "I Got           a Memory You Can't Touch."      521 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,840          You know that one?          522 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,842               I do not.              523 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,640          Well, there you go.         524 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,391    That looks better, doesn't it?    525 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,480         I look like a genuine                Hollywood movie star.        526 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,275        -[jaunty music playing]              -[crowd clapping along]       527 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:32,531                                   528 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:40,413         [indistinct chatter]         529 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,749            [George humming                      "Apartment #9"]           530 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,627          - Without your arms             -[Donna] Wynette, Wynette,      531 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:46,878       Daddy just ran outta here      532 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,422      and sent all the local boys                     home.                533 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:50,882            I'll kill him!            534 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,635         [footsteps pounding]         535 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,805         She the killin' kind?        536 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:59,015               No, sir.                            [chuckles]              537 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,520             Stop, please.            538 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,522         Your husband told me               the booking was canceled.      539 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,315           I know, I know--              I don't know why he said that.    540 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,525      I honestly don't know why.      541 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,026       But if you and your boys                    would stay,             542 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,194        I'd be so appreciative.       543 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,654       They're already drinking               at the bar right now,        544 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,447        so it wouldn't be much                     of a band.              545 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:16,741           -Just you and me.                        -Please.               546 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:18,577     I'm asking for your kindness,                   please.               547 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:21,538              We'll start                  with "Blessed Be Thy Name."     548 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,748          If we sound horrid,              then at least we'll appeal      549 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,000        to their Christianity.        550 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,418              [announcer]                      Ladies and gentlemen,        551 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:29,838            Ms. Tammy Wynette                    and the Jones Boys.         552 00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:31,506       -That's your name, innit?                     -Yeah.                553 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:32,465            [music playing]           554 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:33,633      [George] That's your song,                     right?                555 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,468            -[Tammy] Yeah.                   -You best get out there       556 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,805          -and sing it, then.                   -[crowd cheering]          557 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,724          [Tammy] Thank you.          558 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,309               Come on!               559 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,602                                   560 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:47,856         [cheers and applause]        561 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:52,777         I never seen the inside                   of a barroom            562 00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:57,824         Or listened to a jukebox                 all night long           563 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,118                But I see                      these are the things        564 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,954        That bring you pleasure      565 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:08,043            So I'm gonna make                some changes in our home      566 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,669         Well, I heard it said       567 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:13,131          If you can't beat 'em,                     join 'em              568 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:18,053           So if that's the way                you wanted me to be         569 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:22,891       I'll change if it takes that            to make you happy          570 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:25,644               From now on,                      you're gonna see          571 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,937             A different me          572 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,105              Because your           573 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:33,193                [both]                       Good girl's gonna go bad     574 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:37,781       I'm gonna be the swingingest           swinger you ever had        575 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:41,660       If you like 'em painted up,                 powdered up             576 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,078        Then you oughta be glad      577 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:48,667         'Cause your good girl's                   gonna go bad            578 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,251                                   579 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:53,171           -[crowd cheering]                - I'll even learn to like     580 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:56,299              [laughing]                       The taste of whiskey       581 00:27:56,341 --> 00:28:01,221          In fact, you'll hardly               recognize your wife         582 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:03,473                 I'll buy                     some brand-new clothes       583 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,975           And dress up fancy        584 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:10,689              For my journey                to the wilder side of life     585 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:16,152         Because your good girl's                  gonna go bad            586 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:20,990       I'm gonna be the swingingest           swinger you ever had        587 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:24,619       If you like 'em painted up,                 powdered up             588 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,246        Then you oughta be glad      589 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:31,084         'Cause your good girl's                   gonna go bad            590 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:34,045       Oh, yeah, your good girl's   591 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:39,259              Gonna go bad           592 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,094             -[song ends]                            -Yeah!                593 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,972        -[cheers and applause]                 -[Tammy] Thank you.         594 00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:46,391            [George] Whoo!            595 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,685              Hey, y'all,                      how's my hair look?         596 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,188             Right there?                     All right, thank you.        597 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,357         Well, hey, uh, Tammy,        598 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,567          you know this one?          599 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:56,985       ["Why Baby Why" playing]       600 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:59,446      Oh, I know all your songs,                   Mr. Jones.              601 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:00,488                Oh, no.               602 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:02,323        My daddy was Mr. Jones.       603 00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:03,825         You can call me Baby.        604 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,035      [both]    Tell me why, baby,                   why, baby              605 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:09,330        Why, baby, why you make me             cry, baby, cry, baby        606 00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:10,999             Cry, baby, cry          607 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,792                                   608 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,545         Can't help but love you             till the day that I die       609 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,047          So tell me why, baby,                     why, baby              610 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,675             Why, baby, why          611 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:24,220            Well, I got a crow                I wanna pick with you        612 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:27,515           Just like last time                when the feathers flew       613 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:30,477           You're running wild,               picking up your heels        614 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:34,022             Leaving me home                 with a handful of bills       615 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:35,523                                   616 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,525            Well, I can't live                     without you             617 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:38,943         And you know it's true      618 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,612          But there's no living                      with you              619 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:41,946            So what'll I do?         620 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:43,448        I'm going honky-tonking      621 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,074         Get as tight as I can       622 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:49,996              Maybe by then,               you'll 'preciate a good man     623 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:52,290          [both]    So tell me                  why, baby, why, baby        624 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:55,710        Why, baby, why you make me             cry, baby, cry, baby        625 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:58,004             Cry, baby, cry          626 00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,130                                   627 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,465       I can't help but love you     628 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,758        Till the day that I die      629 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,219          So tell me why, baby,                     why, baby              630 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,388             Why, baby, why          631 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:12,644                                   632 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,148             [George] Hey.            633 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:18,650                 -Hey.                634 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:19,734               [George]                      I'm heading to Memphis.       635 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,194        Not too late to get you                   on the bill.             636 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,154           [bus horn blares]          637 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,948     Where'd that thing come from?    638 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,241             [horn honks]             639 00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,367      [Peanutt] Come on, George!      640 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,702        Well, I guess somebody                  called somebody.           641 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,746      [Donna] Sucker's brand new.     642 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,833           -[George] Mm-hmm.               -You live in a fast world.      643 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:37,794        Fast is the only speed                       I know.               644 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:43,049             Well, I have                   a long drive ahead of me,      645 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,884        but this sure was fun.        646 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,177           [George] It was.           647 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:48,388    You know, I got plenty of room                on that bus.             648 00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:50,431          Beds for the girls.         649 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:53,351        I'll take you anywhere                    you wanna go.            650 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:56,521          I think we're going                in opposite directions.       651 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:04,279           sentimental music         652 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,572                                    653 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,615            Don't have to.            654 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:12,287     [whispering] I have a husband              I need to, um...           655 00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:14,038              track down.             656 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,500                  Oh.                 657 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,423                 Here.                658 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,175           -[Tammy] Thanks.                     -[George] Mm-hmm.          659 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:31,264          Hey, you know what?                 My old bus is yours.         660 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,432      She got a few holes in her,     661 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,017    but I'll get her fixed up good                  for you.               662 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:37,145            Oh, thank you,                 but I couldn't accept that.     663 00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:40,481           -Yes, she could.                   -Oh, she's insisting.        664 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:42,483          That's that, then.          665 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:44,694              [chuckles]              666 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:45,862                 Um--                 667 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,239     somebody gonna call somebody?    668 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:52,410         Something like that.                        Mm-hmm.               669 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,872          -[bus horn honking]               -[musician] Hey, George!       670 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,999          [engine turns over]         671 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:03,254                                    672 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:18,436           Do you ever think                   about being better?         673 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,439            Better at what?           674 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:26,736                                    675 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,495     Where the hell have you been?    676 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,871            Does it matter?           677 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,290           George Jones says                   you don't need me.          678 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:40,458        [Tammy] Come on, baby.        679 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,795            You're the one                who'd be nowhere without me.     680 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:45,922        You know, I was getting               to know him for you.         681 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,675       -[Don] Oh, was it for me?                    -Uh-huh.               682 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:51,177         Help me get the stuff                   out of the car.           683 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,804      Is he gonna sing my songs?      684 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:57,225         [sighs] I don't know.            I told him how good you are.     685 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,727      You swear nothing happened?     686 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,562           Nothing happened.          687 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:07,402           [bus horn honks]           688 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,237             [bus hisses]             689 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,323         Jones gave us a bus.         690 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,994    [driver] Where y'all want this?  691 00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:19,122           [Tammy Wynette's                 "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" playing]       692 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,791                                    693 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:27,588           Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E         694 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,925          Becomes final today        695 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,176                                    696 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:37,181          Me and little J-O-E        697 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:41,602           Will be going away        698 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,312            I love you both          699 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:49,193             And this will be                   pure H-E-double-L          700 00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:50,653                 For me              701 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:55,199                Oh, I wish                   that we could stop this       702 00:33:55,241 --> 00:34:01,289             D-I-V-O-R-C-E           703 00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:03,624                                    704 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,752            Watch him smile          705 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:09,172        He thinks it's Christmas     706 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:13,009         Or his fifth birthday       707 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:19,432              And he thinks                       C-U-S-T-O-D-Y            708 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:22,727         Spells "fun" or "play"      709 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:27,523               I spell out                    all the hurting words        710 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:32,320             And turn my head                      when I speak            711 00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:37,075        'Cause I can't spell away                   this hurt              712 00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:41,871             That's dripping                      down my cheek            713 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:47,543           Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E         714 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:52,090          Becomes final today        715 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:57,553          Me and little J-O-E        716 00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:01,557           Will be going away        717 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,351            I love you both          718 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:08,940             And this will be                   pure H-E-double-L          719 00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:10,566                 For me              720 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:14,654                Oh, I wish                      that we could stop         721 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:21,702           This D-I-V-O-R-C-E        722 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:26,332                                    723 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:27,583             That's good.             724 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,168       That's good, that's good,                  that's good.             725 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,378             -Hi, George.                             -Hey.                726 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:32,046        [Billy] How you doing?                     Say hello?              727 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,881            [George] Sure.            728 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,508         Come right this way.         729 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,593                Tammy?                730 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:40,012    Come here and say hi to George.  731 00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:41,264            Oh, is he here?           732 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:42,515               [George]                     Yeah, that's real pretty.      733 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:43,891                [Billy]                    What you just heard there,      734 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:45,726         that song's gonna be                  a number one smash.         735 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,812            -Mark my words.                        -Oh, yeah?              736 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:52,191      Hey, I heard from somebody                 once that, uh,            737 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,651     you really gotta live a song     738 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,194       in order to make it good.      739 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,321                Mm-hmm.                     You heard that, did you?       740 00:35:57,363 --> 00:35:58,281                 Yeah.                741 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,616            [Billy] We got                 an open door policy, Jones.     742 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:02,326         Whenever you're ready                 to sign with Epic,          743 00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:04,328        we'll happily take you                 away from Musicor.          744 00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:06,455                I know.                   I can't record with you boys.    745 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,999         I'm still on contract                     with Pappy.             746 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,125                [Billy]                    All right, but Pappy Daily      747 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,251             ain't getting                     the best outta you.         748 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,961              Well, hey,                      he made a commitment.        749 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,629      He's gonna honor it, Billy.     750 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:16,340      -[George] She understands.                 -Yeah. [laughs]           751 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:20,052         New Nashville's yours                whenever you're ready        752 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:22,180        -to embrace it, George.                    -All right.             753 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,727                 -So--                                -So?                 754 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:31,522         So does Miss Red Bay                   like her new bus?          755 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,983     Drives real nice. Thank you.     756 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,069         [George] Does the air               conditioning run okay?        757 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:39,947          Yeah. It's perfect.         758 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:43,284         'Cause if it wasn't,                      I'd fix it.             759 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,869             [door clicks]            760 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,245                -Tammy?                              -Yeah?                761 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:49,457         -Got your cigarettes.                -Oh. Thanks, Richey.         762 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:50,958                Jones,                       you know George Richey?       763 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,877              -I do not.                      -[Tammy] Oh, thanks.         764 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,004       I'm the musical director                over at "Hee Haw."          765 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,464        You've been on the show                     11 times.              766 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,091     Oh, hell, son, I was probably            drunk out of my mind.        767 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:02,053               [laughs]                    Well, my name's George too,     768 00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,847      but you can call me Richey               if it's confusing.          769 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,891         Mm, I'm not confused.        770 00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:09,477         Richey here's a right              talented songwriter too,       771 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,770                -Jones.                         -[George] Really?          772 00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:12,188         Seems like everybody                    in Nashville's            773 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,398     a right talented songwriter.     774 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,400          If you'll allow me,         775 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,277      when I think of your story,     776 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,862          story of a legend,          777 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,741       I get very excited about            the musical possibilities.      778 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,369       I really appreciate that                    very much,              779 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,412     but I'm not here to see you.     780 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,668         I'm here to see him.         781 00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:35,002           Now, this fella,           782 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:38,923    your wife's telling me that you       are a fantastic songwriter,     783 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:42,718    so I was curious what you got.    784 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,346         [Don] Well, I got one                I think you'll love.         785 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:46,430            [George] Yeah?            786 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,307              It's called                "When the Grass Grows Over Me."  787 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:49,809         "When the Grass Grows                      Over Me."              788 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,686           The story is, um,          789 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:54,689      a man loves a woman so hard     790 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:58,901     that he only stops loving her        when he's dead in the ground.    791 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:02,989       [whistles] That's morbid.      792 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,701            But it's true.            793 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:09,954           [shower running]           794 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,932        [camera shutter clicks]       795 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,684        What are you--stop it.                 I don't like that.          796 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,352          What are you doing?         797 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:34,562            You're my wife.           798 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:38,441    Sometimes I like to look at you          when you're not here.        799 00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:45,239     [George]    I'll be over you     800 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:52,330           When the grass grows                      over me               801 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:55,207        When you left, I thought     802 00:38:55,249 --> 00:39:00,171            That I would soon                      get over you            803 00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:02,506                                    804 00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:05,176            Even told myself         805 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:10,431            That I would find                      somebody too            806 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:12,308                                    807 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:16,437              Time and tears                    have come and gone         808 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:20,232          But not your memory        809 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:21,484                                    810 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:24,737          And I'll be over you       811 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:31,160           When the grass grows                      over me               812 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:35,706         Yes, I'll be over you       813 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:38,542           When you're standing                      over me               814 00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:40,419      [Donna] Isn't Daddy's song                  so beautiful?            815 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,588              [chuckles]              816 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,757        [Tammy] Oh, yeah, sure.       817 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,926       You're doin' good, girl.       818 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,135            Thanks, Pappy.            819 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,845    [Pappy] I should've signed you                 at Musicor              820 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,389        when I had the chance.        821 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,682    Really missed the boat on you.    822 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,309        How's that crow taste?        823 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:58,020            -Oh, goodness.                      -[all chuckling]           824 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,439          Hey, you know what?                I wanna do this again.        825 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,191                 Yeah.                    Let me come by Saturday night    826 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,734            and we'll talk                      about some ideas.          827 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:06,362     Is it okay if I invite myself                 to dinner?              828 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,739        -Tammy's the best cook.                     -Really?               829 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:15,996         And as long as I live       830 00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:19,041         I know I won't be free      831 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,626          [Tammy vocalizing]          832 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:24,422        [George]    But I'll be                       over you              833 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:30,594           When the grass grows                      over me               834 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:35,349         Yes, I'll be over you       835 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:39,478           When you're standing                      over me               836 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,439                                    837 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,233          And as you look down       838 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:47,027        At the cold, cold ground     839 00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:51,240            I'm sleeping in          840 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:55,411               Don't expect                       to hear me say           841 00:40:55,453 --> 00:41:00,249       That I still love you then   842 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,669          -[Donna] Come here!               -Hey, careful! It's hot.       843 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,337         [Donna] Get back here                  right now, Gwen!           844 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,298           [Gwen squealing]                         Stop it!               845 00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:08,757         Donna, release Gwen.         846 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,342          Donna's grabbing me                     for nothing.             847 00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:11,343       She stole my hair spray.       848 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,804      Did you take her hair spray                    again?                849 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,307     You quit, now. Give it back.     850 00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:17,975        Donna, you look great.        851 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:22,271      [Gwen] I just wanted to use          the hair spray on my dolly.     852 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,315         You finish the song?         853 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,569           -[doorbell dings]               -Boys, go wash your hands.      854 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,237      We don't Mr. Jones thinking     855 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,614            this is a house                     full of mongrels.          856 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,616            -[timer dings]                        -Yes, ma'am.             857 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:36,911           -I didn't finish.                      -[sighs] Don.            858 00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:39,580           [doorbell dings]           859 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:43,667       Oh. Welcome to our home.       860 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:46,962         - The old hometown...                    -Thank you.             861 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,172           Looks the same...         862 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:51,300      -Oh, boy. That smells good.               -[Tammy chuckles]          863 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,676      [George] You two been busy.     864 00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:54,553          Where'd you sprout                     the extra ones?           865 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,263       You know Gwen and Jackie,      866 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:59,266    and the boys are Mike and Gary.  867 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:02,561      -Donna and Tina, of course.              -[George] Oh. Hey.          868 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:04,897      [Don] Donna, Mike, and Gary                   are mine.              869 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,065              -Oh, yeah?                              -Yup.                870 00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:08,192          Then the boys spend             some of the weekends with us.    871 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:11,862                 -Oh.                       -Donna's named after me.       872 00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,823            I'm Don, so...            873 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:17,409             -she's Donna.                       -[George] Huh.            874 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:19,578       -[Tammy] Anybody hungry?                      -Yeah.                875 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,497      [Don] And that's Virginia.      876 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,333              [laughing]                         Virginia Pugh.            877 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,211                 -P-U!                        -[Tammy] Don, don't.         878 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:30,005      Virginia Pugh wasn't never                gonna be famous.           879 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,800       That's why Billy Sherrill                   changed it.             880 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:37,805            Well, you know,              my mama always calls me Glenn.    881 00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:39,682      No matter how famous I get.     882 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:42,101           Keeps me distinct                     from my daddy.            883 00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:45,020           Kids, go, uh, sit                   in the dining room,         884 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:47,523       and Donna, would you take                  Tina to bed?             885 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,609               -Thanks.                    -[George] Nice to meet you.     886 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:53,195             Can I fix you                     anything to drink?          887 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,948         Nope. Nothing for me.        888 00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,743               -Nothing?                              -Mm.                 889 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:02,955                 What?                890 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,290                 Okay.                891 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,041     [George] Well, look at this.     892 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:09,545          It's like I stepped             into the showroom at Badcock.    893 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,797           -[Tammy] Badcock?                         -Yeah.                894 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,633          That's where I get                   all my furnishings.         895 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,218      Wonderful, stylish people.      896 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,178     Yeah, well, maybe next time.     897 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,973     This was all just delivered.     898 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,892    -[George] Mm, I can smell that.                  -Mm.                 899 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,769           Only thing better                than new furniture smell       900 00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:27,563          is a new car smell.         901 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:28,981         Got one of them too.         902 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:32,484               Mm, I saw                      that Caddy out front.        903 00:43:32,526 --> 00:43:34,278                Mm-hmm.               904 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:36,947                 Hmm.                 905 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:40,993           Yeah, Don and I,                    we're in a real...          906 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:44,246         level, normal place.         907 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,623            -[George] Yeah?                           -Mm.                 908 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:54,340           [George, quietly]                            My                909 00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:59,595             D-I-V-O-R-C-E           910 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:03,974           Became final today        911 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,614             [sucks teeth]            912 00:44:23,118 --> 00:44:25,496         Mmm, Lord have mercy.        913 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:35,631        Mike, take your elbows                   off the table.            914 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,675        Take off your hat too.        915 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:48,477         Folks make me nervous           when they act fancy around me.    916 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,188          Hmm? There you go.          917 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,023            [Don] My house.           918 00:44:53,732 --> 00:44:55,442           Hands go in laps.          919 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:57,236                  Mm.                 920 00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,698      10-4, yes. Officer Chapel.      921 00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:03,617      Hands not in laps, please.      922 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:04,576           Be advised that--          923 00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:05,911          oh, there's gunfire                     in the area.             924 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,372  -Please, everybody, remain calm.          -[children giggling]         925 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:10,374         Please, remain calm.         926 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,547        [Don] I'm teaching him                     about life.             927 00:45:16,588 --> 00:45:17,464                  Mm?                 928 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,591      Put your hand in your lap,      929 00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:21,885      and finish what you start.      930 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:23,679         -Those are my rules.                     -[George] Mm.            931 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,306       -You've never said that.                  -[Don] No lip.            932 00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:27,975                 Don,                      we're having a nice dinner.     933 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:32,229        Would all of the women                   please shut up?           934 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:35,149               [scoffs]               935 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:45,117               [George]                          My D-I-V-O-R-C-E         936 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:49,329           Became final today        937 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:53,083      Something like that, right?     938 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:56,587         [silverware clatters]        939 00:45:57,546 --> 00:46:00,340         Anyone want dessert?              Let's go make some sundaes.     940 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,550       Yeah? Leave those grits.       941 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,594        Come on. Come on, kids.       942 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:07,598           I broke my rule.           943 00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,224         [Tammy] Just grab it                 out of the freezer--         944 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,435                See...                945 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:13,687          difference between                     me and my wife,           946 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:17,191       she sees an opportunity,                   she takes it.            947 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:20,360             -[George] Mm?                   -I get close to lucky,        948 00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:21,945             I pack it in.            949 00:46:21,987 --> 00:46:24,490        Maybe you should go get                some coffee, Daddy.         950 00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:27,743           -[George] Mm-hmm.                      -But my song             951 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,245     is in her George Jones book.     952 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,873          Don, don't--just...         953 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:34,166               stop it.               954 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,835           Every single word                      you ever sung            955 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,463            is written down                    in her little book.         956 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,425                Really?               957 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:46,094                 -Hmm.                          -[Don] And, uh...          958 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,347        I'm in there too, now.        959 00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:50,891                 So...                960 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,769    guess that makes me somethin'.    961 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,607              [chuckles]              962 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:04,863      You're gonna fuck my wife,                   aren't you?             963 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:08,826            [groans softly]           964 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,702                Sorry.                965 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,165              You know...             966 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:22,130      I sure would like to, Don.      967 00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:29,054                 [Don]                     Well, then you should know      968 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:31,265             Virginia Pugh            969 00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:33,100            is a lousy lay.           970 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:41,108            [Tammy screams]           971 00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:43,735          -[children scream]                      -[clattering]            972 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:45,279              [screaming]             973 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,780                -Wait--                        -[George] Come on!          974 00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,157    -Don't--don't--don't hurt him.                -[Don groans]            975 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:51,034            Please, don't.            976 00:47:53,787 --> 00:47:55,205          You coming with me?         977 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,792          Don't make me scare                     these babies             978 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,628     any more than I already done.    979 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,714          You love me, right?         980 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,467              Yes, I do.              981 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:09,136            Then let's go!            982 00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:12,389            [both panting]            983 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,934    Remind me which ones are yours.  984 00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:18,228       "White Lightning" playing     985 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,980             [baby crying]            986 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:24,234                                    987 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:27,154         You're gonna love me                     when I'm old?            988 00:48:27,195 --> 00:48:30,198                                    989 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,200                 [Don]                     Whatever you two are doing,     990 00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:35,412    it isn't gon' be no fairy tale!  991 00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:38,665           Don't look back.           992 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:40,959                Never.                993 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:44,087            [George]   Whew!                       White Lightning          994 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:48,800           soft country music        995 00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:54,097                                    996 00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:19,122                  MTV