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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎對

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‎不要啦，不要再來了

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‎好吧，再來一次

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‎該死

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‎-喂？
‎-傑瑞，你跑去哪裡？

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‎抱歉，我在蓋瑞的小木屋待了幾天

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‎親近大自然，釐清思緒之類的

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‎妳絕不會相信發生了什麼事

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‎我站在戶外的露台反思

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‎一邊唱歌之類的

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‎突然間，有隻巨大的野豬

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‎從樹林裡冒出來

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‎牠就站在那裡盯著我看

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‎我沒有逃走

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‎我跟牠大眼瞪小眼

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‎我看著牠的眼睛說

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‎然後牠看著我說

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‎我頓時發現

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‎牠就是我

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‎我只是一頭巨大的豬

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‎我只是一隻巨獸

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‎所以…

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‎蕾貝卡永遠不會跟我在一起

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‎傑瑞

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‎我恐怕也是野豬

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‎什麼？

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‎我內心也有獸性

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‎什麼意思？

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‎妳指的是舊金山之行嗎？

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‎不會吧，賈絲汀

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‎妳的家庭這麼美滿
‎妳為什麼要做這種事？

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‎第12集

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‎笨蛋

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‎步向結束

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‎笨蛋

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‎-起來啦
‎-你好嗎？

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‎妳好嗎，親愛的？妳睡得很熟！

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‎我差點睡過頭

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‎我做了西班牙風味早餐

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‎馬鈴薯烘蛋

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‎艾伯特在他臥室戴著耳機學法語

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‎所以我們或許可以來溫存一下？

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‎等一下，我去拿新鮮法式長棍麵包

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‎配著蛋一起吃？

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‎對

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‎我覺得這是個好主意

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‎賈絲汀，我知道我最近很討人厭

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‎我找不到工作，挫折感很重

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‎我非常惡劣

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‎但我現在覺得彷彿又重獲新生了

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‎我很愛妳的

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‎我也是

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‎我幫貓預約好了

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‎-週一去看獸醫
‎-這麼快？

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‎是啊，妳看牠步履蹣跚

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‎太慘了，讓牠活著很殘忍

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‎我和灰色倉庫的人聊了很久

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‎然後呢？

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‎理想上，他們希望我4月開始上工

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‎只剩六週的時間耶

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‎你要搬來這裡嗎？

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‎我跟他們說我還有事要處理

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‎對，那當然，你的一切都在那裡

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‎賈絲汀，我跟她走不下去了

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‎而且還要…

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‎假裝一切無事

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‎我跟他也無法相處了，我…

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‎但我很擔心艾伯特

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‎慢慢來

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‎未來還很長

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‎賈絲汀，熱情消失了，就一去不復返

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‎不能回頭了

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‎我知道

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‎052班機最後一次登機廣播…

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‎你得登機了

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‎我會很想你的

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‎比不上我對妳的思念

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‎我聽不懂…

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‎妳是世上最美的金髮女郎

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‎-開拍
‎-好，開拍

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‎魚的事件讓我想起小時候

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‎1980年代在紐約市長大

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‎我聽說有人要孩子畫魚的時候

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‎他們畫的居然是長方形的

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‎我記得當時心想
‎“你們爸媽也太不盡責了吧

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‎什麼樣的父母
‎從來不讓孩子吃一整條魚？”

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‎結果幾年後，我自己的孩子…

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‎卡

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‎-很有張力
‎-是嗎？

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‎對，張力十足

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‎可是攝影機不要晃動
‎我不喜歡那種手震的效果

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‎所以我才花大錢買蘋果新版智慧手機

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‎它的攝影機很穩定

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‎沒問題
‎我只是想拍出《厄夜叢林》的感覺

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‎-好，可是不要
‎-好吧，沒問題

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‎-好吧
‎-妳知道這讓我想起什麼？

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‎不知道，阿傑

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‎我最喜歡的一集《南方四賤客》

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‎有個角色說
‎“你喜歡魚的老二嗎？”

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‎另一個人說：“對，我喜歡”

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‎然後另一個人說
‎“難不成你是同性戀魚嗎？”

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‎-因為妳提到…
‎-好了

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‎-我知道了，繼續吧
‎-是魚的故事

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‎-好
‎-好，跟我來

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‎要錄影嗎？

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‎-不要錄
‎-好吧

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‎當然要錄啊，傑森

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‎好啦，開始錄了

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‎-克里斯，你怎麼來了？
‎-媽，我在寫讀書心得報告

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‎讀書心得報告

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‎是妳讓我進來的，妳在說什麼？

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‎這是克里斯

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‎他是唯一付我贍養費的爸爸

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‎他是律師，住在華府

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‎艾兒，我說過我不想入鏡

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‎我是來談莎拉的事，不要拍

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‎-拜託關掉
‎-好，我會的

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‎天啊

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‎妳怎麼會
‎讓我們13歲的女兒到處亂跑？

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‎你覺得單親媽媽
‎照顧青少年很輕鬆嗎？是嗎？

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‎她一年之中會在我那裡住四個月

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‎為什麼螢幕還亮著？

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‎-傑森，你還在…拜託喔
‎-我不知道該怎麼操作

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‎-回來啦
‎-媽

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‎男神卡卡吃了豐盛的早餐
‎牠在房間裡等你

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‎好極了

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‎-妳好
‎-你好

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‎-妳氣色很好
‎-謝謝

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‎黑森林火腿呢？

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‎只有你在吃，所以我就不買了

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‎喬治

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‎先通知你

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‎我們的帳戶下個月不會有錢匯進去了

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‎什麼意思？

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‎我沒有零用錢了

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‎拜託，安妮，不要再跟她吵架了

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‎你的公寓租金會付到4月底

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‎那時我就會搬離這裡

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‎只要打電話跟她道歉就好了

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‎我受夠了，我不想再拿她的錢了

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‎妳知道這對大家有何影響吧？

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‎-小賽的學費怎麼辦？
‎-他會去唸公立學校

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‎-跟國內九成的孩子一樣
‎-好吧

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‎-媽
‎-什麼事？

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‎葛蕾琴想參加漆彈派對

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‎我準備好了

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‎以妳目前的情況來看，這樣好嗎？

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‎我是德國人，我們都聽天由命

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‎我想去

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‎好吧…那就去吧

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‎怎麼了？妳還好嗎？

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‎好

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‎-天啊，你好魁梧
‎-我知道

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‎妳也知道

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‎對了…

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‎我又看了一次那份切結書

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‎要是被發現
‎我們會被罰款的，先告訴妳

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‎別管切結書了

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‎難不成艾方索柯朗會因此不拍嗎？

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‎拜託，我們快要出頭天了
‎我們2020年注定會發光發熱

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‎-好了
‎-好極了

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‎-剛剛好，先脫掉
‎-又要脫掉？

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‎我只是想套套看

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‎抱歉

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‎寶貝，我要把冰桶拿上車

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‎那是什麼感覺？

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‎感覺像這樣

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‎-好嗎？還不錯吧
‎-對

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‎就看你想要多近

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‎怎麼還不出門？

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‎聽著，今天我兒子過生日
‎所以給你五分鐘的時間

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‎好，我只是有好消息要告訴妳

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‎不需要妳幫忙了，妳先生確認未涉案

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‎真的嗎？

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‎但我最近攔截到幾通很可疑的電話

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‎-來自卡達
‎-我們知道卡達的事

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‎是合法投資者
‎已經結案了，目前優先處理他案

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‎妳的任務正式結束

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‎結束

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‎任務完成了

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‎感謝妳的服務

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‎希望妳兒子今天打漆彈玩得很開心

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‎出門的時候順便補充一下乾洗手

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‎豆子、義大利麵
‎衛生紙、清潔用品之類的

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‎你叫我去買食材跟打掃家裡？

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‎天啊，你們都同一副德性

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‎到頭來，對你們來說
‎我們只不過是一群家庭主婦

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‎我生日拿到特斯拉的股票

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‎太好了，特斯拉會分配股息

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‎誰比較有錢？

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‎傑夫貝佐斯還是伊隆馬斯克？

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‎當然是伊隆馬斯克

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‎不對，貝佐斯掌控了全世界

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‎他剛捐了一百億美元來拯救地球

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‎各位，拜託，伊隆馬斯克是做火箭的

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‎沒有人比他有錢
‎不曉得耶，除了喬治盧卡斯以外？

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‎我知道喬治盧卡斯

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‎你認識喬治盧卡斯？

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‎對，《星際大戰》的人

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‎是啊，老弟，他很有才華嗎？

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‎在我想像中
‎他一直都是個聰明又愛看書的

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‎酷炫太空迷

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‎你以為我真的見過他？

205
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,209
‎你不認識他嗎？

206
00:11:41,293 --> 00:11:43,418
‎不是的，我看過他所有電影，例如…

207
00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:46,126
‎我也看過他所有電影
‎我以為你說你認識他

208
00:11:46,209 --> 00:11:48,001
‎-我沒說
‎-差點被你嚇到心臟病發

209
00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:50,584
‎我都準備要聊宅男經了，結果你卻…

210
00:11:51,626 --> 00:11:53,168
‎真希望我認識喬治盧卡斯

211
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:57,501
‎我一定會熊抱他，我愛死他了

212
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,209
‎我會假裝他是武技人

213
00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:00,126
‎直接抱下去

214
00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:04,251
‎妳不知道妳讓他多開心

215
00:12:05,751 --> 00:12:07,126
‎我的寶貝過生日啊

216
00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:13,459
‎太瘋狂了

217
00:12:13,543 --> 00:12:16,084
‎當時競爭非常激烈

218
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:21,668
‎拜託，要幫汽車博物館蓋新的側廳耶

219
00:12:21,751 --> 00:12:25,584
‎即使嚴格說來側廳不大
‎也還是很重要的案子

220
00:12:25,668 --> 00:12:28,501
‎我想一開始有超過17個建築師

221
00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:30,043
‎提出了構想

222
00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:33,834
‎你問賈絲汀就知道了
‎我們沒想過會雀屏中選

223
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:35,043
‎對吧，寶貝？

224
00:12:35,584 --> 00:12:36,793
‎真的是奇蹟

225
00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:40,084
‎真的也該有人

226
00:12:40,168 --> 00:12:43,126
‎賞識他的才華了

227
00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:44,918
‎對，太棒了，這是你應得的

228
00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:46,251
‎謝謝你，老弟，謝謝

229
00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:49,584
‎我去看看我的家人，對，做得好

230
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:52,793
‎先不要上Instagram吧

231
00:12:52,876 --> 00:12:55,459
‎好…經營Instagram糟透了

232
00:12:55,543 --> 00:12:59,001
‎我一直想上去看，太愚蠢了

233
00:13:03,626 --> 00:13:04,584
‎親親

234
00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,501
‎還好嗎？

235
00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:13,584
‎他有點緊張
‎我跟他說他不想玩也沒關係

236
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,543
‎某人是膽小鬼嗎？

237
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:19,334
‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-說個笑話，我在開玩笑

238
00:13:19,418 --> 00:13:21,168
‎-不好笑
‎-玩一回合就好

239
00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:25,251
‎-幹！
‎-回你的座位吧

240
00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:31,584
‎奧利佛，怎麼了？

241
00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:35,043
‎我不喜歡說謊

242
00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:38,501
‎親愛的，你沒有說謊
‎你只是省略沒提，那不一樣

243
00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:41,668
‎別這樣，開心一點，一定會很好玩

244
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:46,543
‎那個胖女人是怎麼了？

245
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,709
‎她懷孕了

246
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:49,543
‎她懷孕了？

247
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:54,251
‎葛蕾琴，妳還好嗎？

248
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,376
‎我好像快吐了

249
00:13:58,168 --> 00:14:00,084
‎快拿塑膠袋來

250
00:14:00,168 --> 00:14:02,543
‎-求救…快拿袋子來
‎-垃圾袋

251
00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:04,209
‎-天啊！
‎-塑膠袋！

252
00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:05,168
‎真是夢魘

253
00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,834
‎葛蕾琴，妳需要喝水嗎？

254
00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:10,459
‎-天啊，後面好臭
‎-妳還好嗎？

255
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,418
‎歡迎來到漆彈大戰

256
00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:25,126
‎我叫特洛伊，今天負責服務各位

257
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,001
‎（戰鬥漆彈園）

258
00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:28,126
‎期待要來場漆彈大戰嗎？

259
00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:29,543
‎期待！

260
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:30,751
‎好

261
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,709
‎你們選了我最喜歡的場地

262
00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:34,959
‎末日戰場超刺激

263
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,626
‎大家都簽好我們寄的切結書了嗎？

264
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,501
‎-對
‎-好極了

265
00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:42,834
‎請把智慧型手機跟錄影器材之類的

266
00:14:42,918 --> 00:14:44,334
‎留在基地營的置物櫃裡

267
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:46,793
‎我知道大家都期待要趕快開始

268
00:14:46,876 --> 00:14:49,751
‎但在開始之前
‎我要先講解幾個基本規則

269
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:51,043
‎所以請忍耐一下

270
00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:52,709
‎規則一

271
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:57,043
‎在場上絕對不要拿下護目鏡

272
00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,668
‎如果看到其他玩家沒戴

273
00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:02,418
‎就大喊“瞎子”，我們會來處理

274
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:03,834
‎我有個朋友的兒子

275
00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:05,918
‎-因為玩漆彈而瞎了一隻眼睛
‎-規則二

276
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:08,251
‎-知道並尊重無砲火區位置
‎-什麼？真的嗎？

277
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:11,709
‎規則三，五分錢大小以上的漆痕

278
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,501
‎就算命中了

279
00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:16,293
‎請不要擦掉油漆後繼續留在場上

280
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,584
‎那會被當成作弊，強制淘汰

281
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,043
‎來這裡的人不是只有打漆彈

282
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,793
‎-有疑問嗎？
‎-也算保護裝置啊

283
00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:25,168
‎八成是特洛伊留下的

284
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,709
‎他戴著那頂末日牛仔帽看起來好蠢

285
00:15:31,459 --> 00:15:34,209
‎好，我們幫男孩們
‎準備了八份小型裝備

286
00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:36,543
‎這是親子大戰，對吧？

287
00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:38,501
‎要上場的爸媽請告訴我們

288
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:41,501
‎也老實提供你們的體型

289
00:15:41,584 --> 00:15:43,459
‎我可不想中彈

290
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,043
‎-我穿小號
‎-小號

291
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:48,501
‎-我穿特大號
‎-我穿中號，她穿大號

292
00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:49,668
‎大號？

293
00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:51,751
‎-你不是穿小號的？
‎-要看品牌

294
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,584
‎我需要中號的

295
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:54,543
‎小號

296
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:56,584
‎來吧，各位

297
00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:58,543
‎你不上場也可以

298
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,626
‎對，我知道

299
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,584
‎但我應該打一局，我答應過我爸

300
00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:07,376
‎我需要尋找我在婚姻以外的定位

301
00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:12,543
‎試行分居…真的是太愚蠢了

302
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:13,918
‎是啊

303
00:16:15,001 --> 00:16:16,584
‎對我來說，婚姻

304
00:16:16,668 --> 00:16:19,043
‎就像生物

305
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,834
‎-對
‎-會不斷改變與進化

306
00:16:21,918 --> 00:16:25,584
‎我和賈絲汀現在宛如重新開始

307
00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:28,418
‎我好像又再次愛上她了

308
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:30,793
‎什麼時候的事？

309
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:33,876
‎上週一

310
00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:40,959
‎抱歉

311
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,793
‎好了，小子，爸爸給你一點建議

312
00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:48,918
‎看著我…讓攝影機一直拍

313
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:50,584
‎-好
‎-就像伊斯威特在拍片

314
00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:53,209
‎這樣才不會錯過精彩鏡頭

315
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:55,626
‎-看起來不錯，好極了
‎-好

316
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:56,543
‎看得到我的嗎？

317
00:16:57,168 --> 00:16:58,709
‎-可以
‎-好，開啟了嗎？

318
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,793
‎-應該開啟了
‎-要按紅色按鈕

319
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,001
‎紅色按鈕，好

320
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,501
‎-“藍波”怎麼說？
‎-藍要發“寒”的音

321
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,168
‎-當然是“寒”波了
‎-“寒”波

322
00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:10,208
‎“寒”波

323
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:13,376
‎我看起來如何？

324
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,543
‎就像殺人機器，太酷了

325
00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:17,626
‎我可以說我有點興奮嗎？

326
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:18,583
‎我也很興奮

327
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:22,543
‎雅絲敏，妳穿這身工作服好帥

328
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:26,083
‎具有黑人跟波斯人血統
‎妳天生就很適合打仗

329
00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:28,376
‎而妳很有帝國主義者的架勢

330
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,668
‎我要去找歐萊恩

331
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,543
‎她好像不太喜歡妳這麼說

332
00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:34,501
‎糟糕

333
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:40,209
‎天啊

334
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,376
‎葛蕾琴看起來像行屍走肉

335
00:17:43,334 --> 00:17:45,293
‎-好，上戰場吧，走吧
‎-走吧

336
00:17:53,751 --> 00:17:54,751
‎準備好了嗎？

337
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,168
‎遊戲開始

338
00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:15,959
‎快走

339
00:18:17,334 --> 00:18:19,626
‎各位，我們要移到那輛卡車後面

340
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:20,918
‎好，我要過去了

341
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:23,876
‎-等等，停
‎-怎麼了？

342
00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:25,626
‎運動攝影機又停了

343
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,043
‎找個地方處理好

344
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:28,209
‎-現在？
‎-對，快去

345
00:18:31,668 --> 00:18:33,001
‎該死，我死了

346
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:34,626
‎-這麼快？天啊，真是的
‎-對

347
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:36,793
‎你打中我爸？太棒了

348
00:18:36,876 --> 00:18:38,709
‎就是啊，我打中他了，走吧

349
00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:42,959
‎等等，妳要去哪裡？

350
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:45,793
‎老兄，快幫我，拉我起來

351
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:47,876
‎想辦法解決問題

352
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:51,626
‎好吧

353
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:55,626
‎我死了

354
00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:09,584
‎該死！寶貝

355
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:14,834
‎你幹嘛往前跳
‎笨蛋，你幹嘛跳起來？

356
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:18,043
‎歐萊恩，你還好嗎？哪裡中彈？

357
00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:23,543
‎居然在我生日當天
‎成為第一個出局的孩子，真不公平

358
00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:25,168
‎走一走就不痛了

359
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,668
‎小心，有人來了

360
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,418
‎你在幹嘛？我們是敵人

361
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:40,376
‎-我得對你開槍
‎-我又累又滿身大汗，我不想玩了

362
00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:42,834
‎別那麼幼稚，我們都渾身是汗，拜託

363
00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:45,168
‎-我討厭這個蠢遊戲
‎-賽巴斯欽…

364
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,918
‎我只想吃蛋糕

365
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:49,043
‎賽巴斯欽，我開玩笑的，小賽

366
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:54,251
‎給你

367
00:19:54,918 --> 00:19:57,209
‎-還需要什麼嗎？沒有了？
‎-沒有了，謝謝

368
00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:58,293
‎好

369
00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:06,293
‎累死我了

370
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:09,084
‎你還好嗎？

371
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,001
‎還好

372
00:20:13,459 --> 00:20:14,293
‎媽

373
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,251
‎可以問妳一件事嗎？

374
00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:18,168
‎好啊

375
00:20:20,126 --> 00:20:21,001
‎我…

376
00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:24,876
‎真的是同性戀嗎？

377
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:30,793
‎你就是你

378
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:34,668
‎我覺得你很完美

379
00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:36,459
‎謝了，媽

380
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,209
‎我好愛妳

381
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:40,084
‎我愛你

382
00:20:40,751 --> 00:20:43,168
‎我愛你更多

383
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:55,751
‎-拍我從車上跳下來的英姿
‎-背帶鬆了，媽

384
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,209
‎什麼意思？什麼？

385
00:20:57,751 --> 00:21:00,084
‎奧利佛，就算是你媽，也不能放過她

386
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,251
‎天啊，那是運動攝影機嗎？

387
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:05,126
‎-不是
‎-那樣違反規定

388
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:06,043
‎別開槍

389
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:08,709
‎-別開槍
‎-好吧

390
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:10,543
‎-你們看到歐萊恩了嗎？
‎-沒有

391
00:21:11,334 --> 00:21:13,709
‎-妳在幹嘛？那是什麼？
‎-沒什麼

392
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:15,876
‎是我想的那樣，艾兒？有沒有搞錯？

393
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,834
‎我保證你們的臉會打馬賽克

394
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:20,001
‎歐萊恩在生日帳篷冰敷他的…

395
00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:23,626
‎比賽才剛開始，他的私處就中彈了

396
00:21:24,543 --> 00:21:26,793
‎-誰打的？
‎-我不知道

397
00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:31,001
‎該死

398
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:32,043
‎奧利佛，快點

399
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,043
‎媽，拜託喔

400
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,793
‎好，去吧，去玩吧

401
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,168
‎雅絲敏

402
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:42,084
‎該死

403
00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:19,668
‎馬丁！

404
00:22:22,751 --> 00:22:24,126
‎是妳？

405
00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:27,501
‎妳他媽的在幹嘛？我們是同一隊的

406
00:22:29,543 --> 00:22:32,709
‎幹，妳殺了我！

407
00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:36,584
‎好痛！妳在幹嘛？幹，很痛耶！

408
00:22:45,043 --> 00:22:47,501
‎真的很痛耶！夠了，我死了！

409
00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:49,376
‎如果你還能說話，就還沒死

410
00:22:52,543 --> 00:22:54,584
‎幹！

411
00:22:54,668 --> 00:22:55,876
‎很痛耶！

412
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,168
‎我不玩了，媽的！

413
00:23:00,668 --> 00:23:02,168
‎天啊，賈絲汀！

414
00:23:02,251 --> 00:23:04,501
‎天啊，我的膝蓋骨

415
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,751
‎需要幫妳叫醫護人員嗎，賈絲汀？

416
00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:09,168
‎妳幹嘛大喊？
‎我又沒聾，我是膝蓋受傷

417
00:23:09,251 --> 00:23:10,418
‎什麼？

418
00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:13,251
‎她的膝蓋受傷了

419
00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:16,584
‎拜託

420
00:23:17,168 --> 00:23:18,793
‎對不起，妳還好嗎？

421
00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:53,043
‎冰敷有幫助嗎？

422
00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:53,959
‎有一點

423
00:23:56,126 --> 00:23:57,126
‎馬丁…

424
00:23:58,043 --> 00:23:59,543
‎妳聽得到嗶嗶聲嗎？

425
00:24:00,043 --> 00:24:01,209
‎-沒有
‎-有嗶嗶聲

426
00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:02,584
‎媽的！

427
00:24:02,668 --> 00:24:03,584
‎不，我沒聽見

428
00:24:03,668 --> 00:24:04,501
‎媽的！

429
00:24:05,293 --> 00:24:07,626
‎這場槍戰讓我出現難以忍受的耳鳴

430
00:24:08,126 --> 00:24:11,001
‎我一直聽到尖銳的聲音

431
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:16,168
‎這場該死的遊戲可能讓我聽力受創了

432
00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:19,293
‎妳怎麼可以這麼對他？

433
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,668
‎不是我

434
00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:26,168
‎好吧，是我
‎但那是不小心的，我是想保護他

435
00:24:26,251 --> 00:24:28,918
‎先讓他被淘汰，免得…結果他跳起來

436
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:33,168
‎我不是故意打他那裡
‎威爾，對不起，親愛的

437
00:24:33,251 --> 00:24:35,709
‎妳該道歉的對象不是我

438
00:24:35,793 --> 00:24:38,209
‎我想回家，我好想念我的家人

439
00:24:40,584 --> 00:24:41,584
‎不，親愛的，不行

440
00:24:42,459 --> 00:24:44,626
‎我向你保證我們永遠都是一家人

441
00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:47,376
‎但情況會不一樣

442
00:24:53,001 --> 00:24:56,293
‎你看，有20萬點閱數
‎我今天早上才發布的

443
00:24:56,376 --> 00:24:58,084
‎我就說我們的生活會有起色吧

444
00:24:58,168 --> 00:24:59,876
‎對，沒錯，妳看看

445
00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:02,501
‎他們很喜歡帳篷男，太棒了

446
00:25:03,959 --> 00:25:06,043
‎我猜大家都愛帳篷男

447
00:25:06,543 --> 00:25:07,501
‎對，沒錯

448
00:25:11,126 --> 00:25:13,168
‎-別鬧了
‎-我以為妳要吻我

449
00:25:13,251 --> 00:25:14,584
‎別鬧了，拜託，傑森

450
00:25:14,668 --> 00:25:17,251
‎我生日派對都在冰敷我的鳥蛋

451
00:25:17,959 --> 00:25:19,668
‎搶救歐萊恩私處

452
00:25:20,584 --> 00:25:21,418
‎說得好

453
00:25:21,501 --> 00:25:24,959
‎開心點，我拍到
‎你一開始英勇奮戰的畫面

454
00:25:25,043 --> 00:25:27,334
‎這是最慘的生日派對了

455
00:25:27,418 --> 00:25:29,084
‎的確是這樣沒錯

456
00:25:29,168 --> 00:25:31,959
‎你生日當天我們都在玩最愚蠢的遊戲

457
00:25:32,043 --> 00:25:36,084
‎沒錯，我們哪裡需要
‎在世界末日努力求生

458
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:37,126
‎太離譜了

459
00:25:38,501 --> 00:25:39,418
‎誰曉得

460
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:45,751
‎我很久沒拿槍…
‎我是說我從來沒拿過槍

461
00:25:47,418 --> 00:25:50,209
‎不要再做複雜難懂的事了，雅絲敏

462
00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:57,793
‎馬丁，我想告訴你

463
00:25:57,876 --> 00:26:01,418
‎我很高興你接到工作跟你…

464
00:26:01,501 --> 00:26:03,668
‎我們得為這種病毒做好準備…

465
00:26:03,751 --> 00:26:06,334
‎司機先生，轉大聲一點

466
00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:10,543
‎疾病管制中心提到
‎又有三名病患確診罹患新冠肺炎

467
00:26:10,626 --> 00:26:12,293
‎其中一人死亡

468
00:26:13,043 --> 00:26:15,834
‎這令人擔憂新冠肺炎

469
00:26:15,918 --> 00:26:17,626
‎傳播的情況難以控制

470
00:26:18,293 --> 00:26:20,834
‎疾病管制中心要派一群專家…

471
00:26:20,918 --> 00:26:23,418
‎果然發生了，看吧

472
00:26:23,501 --> 00:26:25,793
‎這一個月來
‎是誰一直說新冠肺炎會大流行？

473
00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:31,501
‎馬丁，我受夠了

474
00:26:32,751 --> 00:26:33,751
‎我要離開你

475
00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:40,918
‎華盛頓州、俄勒岡州
‎跟加州都出現新病例

476
00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:45,293
‎這是美國首宗新冠肺炎死亡病例

477
00:26:45,376 --> 00:26:48,501
‎這三起病例讓美國公衛系統

478
00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:51,834
‎發現的新冠肺炎病例來到22例

479
00:26:53,709 --> 00:26:56,584
‎聯邦政府會繼續積極因應

480
00:26:56,668 --> 00:26:59,043
‎這場瞬息萬變的疫情

481
00:29:00,751 --> 00:29:05,751
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