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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎你是因為我要出門
‎而不高興嗎，親愛的？

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‎你昨天到現在都一臉悲傷，怎麼了？

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‎沒事

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‎你不想單獨跟爸爸相處？

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‎不是的，只是…

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‎媽咪，我們是純白人嗎？

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‎什麼意思？

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‎除了白人祖先
‎我們還有其他血統嗎？

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‎我無法百分之百確定，不過差不多吧

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‎我們在上蓄奴的主題

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‎白人是奴隸販子，媽

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‎蓄奴制太邪惡了

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‎是的，蓄奴制非常邪惡

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‎那些逼人為奴的白人壞蛋是誰，媽？

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‎我們的祖先

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‎他們會拆散家庭
‎賣掉小孩、鞭打他們

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‎聽著，艾伯特

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‎我們的祖先在不列塔尼

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‎聖馬洛附近種甘藍

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‎你爸的家族住在奧文尼
‎那裡的人大多都養綿羊

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‎我們的祖先都不是奴隸販子

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‎真的嗎？

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‎法國比較像殖民國家
‎這真的不太好，但是…

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‎我學校的朋友呢？

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‎他們是奴隸販子的後代嗎？

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‎我不能為他們的祖先說話

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‎但我們的祖先

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‎都在種甘藍跟做起司

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‎我們是有錢人嗎，媽？

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‎有錢？對，我們不缺錢
‎生活無虞，你不用擔心

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‎據說約翰和保羅出身貧寒

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‎有錢人的孩子不會有什麼成就

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‎我們沒那麼有錢
‎因為如果我明天失業了

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‎我們就會失去一切

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‎連房子也是？

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‎連房子也是

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‎晚安，媽

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‎-晚安，我愛你
‎-我愛妳

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‎你記得你做給我的

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‎那個萊姆綠青蛙戒台嗎？

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‎我今天早上看著它

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‎心想如果你能夠
‎再送我類似的禮物，那就太棒了

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‎所以在陶藝坊幫你慶生是個好主意

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‎你知道吧？

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‎妳跟爸答應讓我去打漆彈

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‎是因為今年是我真正的生日

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‎妳也知道
‎我很討厭在閏年出生，真不公平

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‎好，我不希望你不高興

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‎我只是有點擔心
‎其他孩子的父母可能會禁止他們參加

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‎你知道吧？

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‎我所有的朋友都很期待

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‎好吧

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‎我只是不懂
‎你為什麼這麼喜歡開槍，歐萊恩

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‎只是在玩遊戲，媽
‎換成真正的槍我就會怕了

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‎我們可以週末再去陶藝坊

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‎妳想要什麼東西我都可以做給妳

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‎-好嗎？
‎-好

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‎好，一言為定

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‎好，你該睡了

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‎是嗎？

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‎妳覺得爸爸很快
‎就會回來跟我們一起住了嗎？

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‎不曉得耶，親愛的

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‎妳不必難過

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‎妳有我…我們還有彼此

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‎這是事實

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‎那的確是事實

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‎有時真希望可以
‎像小兔子一樣住在小地道裡

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‎我喜歡小兔子

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‎像這樣

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‎好舒服

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‎可以和男神卡卡一起住在地道裡嗎？

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‎可以，讓牠進去，只限牠一個

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‎親愛的，對不起，我睡著了

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‎我去幫你們煮晚餐，你們想吃什麼？

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‎媽，都晚上10點了
‎我做了起司通心粉，也帶凱去睡覺了

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‎-妳真體貼，謝謝
‎-他是個好孩子

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‎你們都是好孩子
‎我是個幸運的媽媽，妳弟呢？

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‎在廁所裡
‎他進去20分鐘了，不知道為什麼

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‎-奧利佛？
‎-給我一點隱私，我在大便

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‎-奧利佛
‎-別煩我

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‎不對，沒人10點在大便的，去睡覺

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‎天啊

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‎老弟，去睡吧

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‎第11集，接下來的生活

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‎妳一定要離開兩天嗎？

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‎對，我也沒辦法

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‎明天要上廣播節目，今天下午要拍照

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‎別忘了消毒雙手
‎跟飛機上的安全帶扣環

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‎也避免摸妳的臉，這很重要

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‎你不會有點緊張過度嗎？

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‎完全不會，聽說舊金山有很多病例

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‎我跟很高階的專家談過

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‎很高階的專家？

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‎對，這只不過是剛開始

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‎媽咪，妳看

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‎好大的烏鴉

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‎那不是烏鴉，是老鷹

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‎當然不是，馬丁，毛色全黑，是烏鴉

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‎不對，那是老鷹，不是烏鴉

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‎光線太亮，很難看得清楚

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‎是嗎？我確定是烏鴉

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‎才不是，妳瞎了嗎？很明顯是老鷹

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‎對，或許吧，你說得對

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‎對，當然囉

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‎那麼一定是老鷹吧

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‎你們看到那隻大烏鴉了嗎？

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‎太不可思議了

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‎車來了，我要出發了

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‎-再見
‎-我愛妳，媽

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‎我愛你！

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‎-別忘了多洗手
‎-好

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‎我愛妳，媽

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎（兒童玩漆彈的風險）

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‎（漆彈的危險如下）

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‎（如果非得玩漆彈）

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‎（想辦法確保
‎你的孩子很快就被淘汰）

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‎叫我做那麼多鳥事
‎結果其實是要我監視我先生？

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‎天啊，我還以為
‎有什麼跟地毯有關的間諜陰謀

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‎結果發現我在演《冷戰諜夢》

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‎只是床戲少了點

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‎雅絲敏，妳知道大致的情況了

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‎我們的一言一行都要謹慎

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‎我們必須遵從所有的要求

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‎這個時代對我們來說危險重重

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‎但我是美國公民，戴倫

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‎我付出三年的時間保護這個國家

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‎威廉完全沒有任何政治意識

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‎我是說，那…不曉得耶
‎他是自由派，會做資源回收

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‎只要找到適合的垃圾桶，他還會堆肥

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‎僅只如此，所以我才嫁給他

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‎他這個人沒什麼祕密

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‎他一點也不錯綜複雜

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‎那麼證明他清白就沒事了

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‎你現在是這麼說，但每次都沒完沒了

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‎他們總會想辦法
‎讓你無法脫身，簡直就像邪教

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‎-別這麼覺得
‎-別碰我

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‎為什麼不行？

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‎我現在沒心情擁抱，好嗎？

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‎我那天晚上也不想

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‎我喝醉了，我女朋友剛跟我分手

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‎我們就抱在一起

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‎抱在一起

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‎你居然硬了，我頭一次感覺到

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‎你是我表哥耶

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‎對，我睡著了，結果老二硬了

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‎可以不要談這件事嗎？

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‎我當時16歲，我要強調的就是這一點

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‎而我17歲，雅絲敏，妳忘了嗎？

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‎別裝純情，好嗎？

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‎你每次都背叛我

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‎怎麼說？

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‎週六在家最幸福的莫過於

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‎煮了八小時的美味蔬菜燉牛肉

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‎以文火慢慢煨著

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‎妳不需要待在家等

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‎因為我設計的火侯很小
‎所以不會有任何危險

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‎妳可以做自己的事，七小時後再回來

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‎放入蔬菜

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‎我好愛這本書的內容

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‎妳的散文食譜、諷刺的口吻

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‎我今晚之前會下訂單

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‎-太好了，妳是瑪格麗特吧？
‎-對，沒錯

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‎-幸會，再見
‎-妳也是

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‎那是威廉斯索諾瑪的瑪格麗特馮雅克

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‎恭喜，大概會在230家店販售

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‎天啊，謝謝，太好了

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‎（《飲食生活》）

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‎對，我比較喜歡真材實料

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‎你是說我跟照片相比嗎？謝謝

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‎他們讓妳看起來像挨餓的模特兒

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‎別誤會，妳看起來美極了

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‎可是挨餓的廚師？

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‎有什麼意義？對宣傳沒什麼幫助吧？

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‎我絕對不是個挨餓的廚師

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‎不過他們…一直用軟體修片

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‎我勸他們不要

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‎我是法蘭西斯科奧特加
‎我的攤位在那邊

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‎如果妳喜歡阿根廷菜
‎我可以送妳我的書

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‎好，我很樂意…

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‎-好極了
‎-我喜歡阿根廷菜

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‎我是賈絲汀羅賽爾，法國人
‎大多做法國菜跟一點科西嘉菜

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‎我看得出來，賈絲汀羅賽爾

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‎像我們這樣的人
‎都會為我們愛的人用心下廚

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‎美國人以為要用高級鍋具跟食譜

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‎不對，烹飪講求的是愛，愛…

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‎我母親吃了我做的烤烏賊

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‎就含笑離世了

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‎她當時把我對她的愛吃進肚子裡

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‎然後就走了…

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‎她臉上的笑容讓我永生難忘

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‎真是令人難過…

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‎在某種程度上也很動人

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‎妳想…

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‎想嚐嚐畢生難得吃到的小籠包嗎？

197
00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:31,793
‎我知道唐人街哪間餐廳最棒

198
00:11:32,293 --> 00:11:35,584
‎但我們得趕快出發
‎因為4點過後他們生意超好

199
00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:39,459
‎走吧，賈絲汀

200
00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:43,126
‎又鬆又軟的美味小包子

201
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:47,043
‎像小雲朵般入口即化

202
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,834
‎我怎麼可能抗拒得了？

203
00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:55,418
‎等我20分鐘

204
00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:57,668
‎再見

205
00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:03,918
‎蘇菲？

206
00:12:04,501 --> 00:12:06,293
‎我可以再待20分鐘就離開嗎？

207
00:12:07,251 --> 00:12:08,626
‎-沒關係
‎-都…對

208
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,251
‎沒問題了

209
00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,168
‎謝謝

210
00:12:29,084 --> 00:12:32,543
‎我爸媽一直跟我要
‎歐萊恩學校話劇表演的照片

211
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,959
‎你在做什麼？

212
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:36,293
‎妳改密碼了？

213
00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:40,001
‎我當然改了，你的也應該改掉

214
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,543
‎他到那個年紀了，他們上了YouTube

215
00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:45,501
‎看起來無害的蜈蚣

216
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,501
‎裡面可能暗藏春色玄機

217
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:50,251
‎我聽得到，裝防火牆不就好了

218
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,209
‎我寫完功課了，可以用平板電腦嗎？

219
00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:55,918
‎-對，可以
‎-對

220
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,376
‎不管什麼都瞞不過你，親愛的

221
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:01,876
‎說到YouTube，我看了艾兒的影片

222
00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:04,043
‎其實還蠻好笑的

223
00:13:04,126 --> 00:13:05,459
‎-的確很好笑
‎-是啊

224
00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:08,043
‎我只是…很驚訝
‎那不像你會看的影片

225
00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:10,168
‎-為什麼？
‎-不曉得耶

226
00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:11,834
‎-她傳給我們看的
‎-是啊

227
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:17,043
‎你都沒提到那次去帕羅奧圖最後如何

228
00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:19,168
‎很好啊

229
00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:22,334
‎-是嗎？
‎-對，見到許多老友

230
00:13:23,209 --> 00:13:25,043
‎一群好幾年沒見的人

231
00:13:26,251 --> 00:13:27,168
‎是啊

232
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:28,459
‎歐萊恩，你不是…

233
00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:31,084
‎你上回提到有老虎，對吧？

234
00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:35,501
‎超酷的，那孩子才十歲
‎老虎都在他房間陪睡

235
00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:38,334
‎-天啊
‎-對，某個沙烏地阿拉伯的孩子

236
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,459
‎他很討人厭

237
00:13:41,418 --> 00:13:43,459
‎他一直拿自己的寵物老虎來吹噓

238
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,459
‎說那是他的大貓

239
00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:49,084
‎他在老虎籠子裡裝了即時攝影機

240
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:53,543
‎我們都很想說
‎“我們懂，你養了老虎，好棒棒”

241
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:54,459
‎好

242
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,126
‎是啊，沙烏地阿拉伯人嘛

243
00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:00,709
‎-他們想買什麼都可以…
‎-是啊

244
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:01,876
‎也可以收買想要的人

245
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:07,293
‎就是啊，超級富豪
‎什麼都買得到，對吧？

246
00:14:12,043 --> 00:14:13,584
‎妳的眼睛怎麼了？

247
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:17,001
‎沒事，只是有點乾

248
00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:21,001
‎我去幫妳拿眼藥水

249
00:14:22,084 --> 00:14:22,918
‎好

250
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,834
‎我同意內有湯汁的小籠包不合邏輯

251
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:35,709
‎但不合邏輯的東西都超好吃

252
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,959
‎而且他們違反一堆衛生法規
‎這是好吃的保證

253
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,126
‎因為要做這種美食
‎廚房不髒是不行的

254
00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,668
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

255
00:14:41,751 --> 00:14:44,626
‎味道會…好，不對，等等

256
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:45,834
‎別讓湯汁流光，要喝掉

257
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,626
‎要像這樣喝掉，看好了，戳一個洞

258
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:49,543
‎我明白了

259
00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:51,626
‎等等

260
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,751
‎等等，不要全喝光

261
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:58,209
‎等等，稍微留點湯汁
‎再把整個小籠包吃掉

262
00:14:58,293 --> 00:14:59,126
‎好

263
00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:03,376
‎我做不到

264
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:14,626
‎好丟臉，天啊

265
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:15,793
‎好噁心

266
00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:18,001
‎-糟糕
‎-開玩笑的

267
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,751
‎太丟臉了

268
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:20,793
‎不會啦

269
00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:28,626
‎太好吃了

270
00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:32,709
‎我就說吧，再一顆？

271
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:35,251
‎好，再一顆

272
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,626
‎再一顆，準備好了嗎？

273
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:38,543
‎-好，預備
‎-預備

274
00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:41,918
‎天啊

275
00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:43,084
‎開始

276
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,459
‎謝謝你帶我來這裡

277
00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:49,959
‎我不可能會知道這個好地方
‎這頓晚餐真好吃

278
00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:55,293
‎不對，這不是晚餐
‎這就像在喝開胃酒

279
00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:57,876
‎-我打算晚點為妳做飯
‎-真的嗎？

280
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,126
‎輕食晚餐

281
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,084
‎輕食晚餐？

282
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,584
‎對，當然要徵得妳同意

283
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,001
‎好，有何不可？

284
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,668
‎上面寫什麼？

285
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:13,959
‎讓我看看妳的

286
00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:16,209
‎還是不要吧，蠻愚蠢的

287
00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:17,293
‎給我看吧

288
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,501
‎“妳剛剛可能遇到真愛了”

289
00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:30,918
‎你的呢？

290
00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:35,043
‎“祝今晚愉快”

291
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:36,126
‎就這樣？

292
00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:40,126
‎對，而且寫得很棒，對吧？

293
00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:41,626
‎對

294
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,668
‎看看牠，你好

295
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:44,876
‎-妳好
‎-你好

296
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:47,001
‎-妳好，親愛的
‎-你好，牠們是英國人

297
00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:48,084
‎英國龍

298
00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:49,501
‎-我兒子一定會喜歡
‎-是啊

299
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:51,126
‎-好可愛
‎-妳兒子幾歲？

300
00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:53,834
‎-11歲，快12歲了
‎-真可愛

301
00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:55,584
‎（《無家無羈絆》簽書會）

302
00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:59,543
‎“我2015年4月11日覺醒
‎我非常清楚自己該怎麼做

303
00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:02,376
‎很快就有其他志同道合的人加入

304
00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:05,583
‎他們也意識到自己遭到社會諸多限制

305
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,876
‎這個社會主張自由

306
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:10,918
‎卻不惜代價避免人
‎過著自由自在的生活

307
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,833
‎我每一天

308
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:15,876
‎都在慶祝自己決定出走

309
00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,458
‎享受低噪音的生活

310
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:22,251
‎並想辦法更清楚看到世界的面貌”

311
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:31,501
‎等妳獨處的時候再看

312
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:33,418
‎妳保證？

313
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:34,918
‎別偷看

314
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,668
‎我會離開幾週

315
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:43,834
‎但等我回來
‎我想聯絡妳，再一起去海灘

316
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:45,168
‎-我很樂意
‎-是嗎？

317
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,709
‎-好，很好
‎-再見

318
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:48,626
‎再見

319
00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:56,709
‎我無法住飯店，我得自己做早餐

320
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,459
‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-是要給我吃的嗎？

321
00:17:59,001 --> 00:17:59,918
‎肯定好吃

322
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:05,834
‎超美味，很有味道

323
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,751
‎天啊，讓我想起那道燉菜

324
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:12,168
‎我15歲時吃了一道燉菜

325
00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:15,418
‎我去了南法，那是校外教學

326
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:19,459
‎跟一堆同學一起去，村裡有個人

327
00:18:19,543 --> 00:18:22,043
‎是一個怪人，他做了超好吃的燉菜

328
00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:25,501
‎他煮了三天
‎大概是燉野豬吧，八成是他…

329
00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:30,459
‎不曉得耶，在某個地方殺死或打來的

330
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,418
‎我們圍坐在餐桌旁又笑又叫

331
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:38,084
‎突然間，我們吃了這道燉菜
‎大家頓時都安靜了下來

332
00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:43,168
‎好吃到我們都感動落淚了

333
00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:45,626
‎所有人有志一同，真是不可思議

334
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,126
‎所以我決定…

335
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:50,293
‎基本上那就是我想當廚師的動機

336
00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:51,293
‎太棒了

337
00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:54,751
‎妳知道我們該做什麼？

338
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,251
‎我們明天早上
‎應該去魚市場，那裡很精彩

339
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:01,751
‎我不能去，我知道，聽說很棒

340
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,709
‎但我要上廣播節目

341
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,543
‎然後就得搭機回家了

342
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:09,084
‎你什麼時候回布宜諾斯艾利斯？

343
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:13,376
‎我明天晚上要去洛杉磯面試

344
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:15,918
‎然後隔天就要搭機了

345
00:19:16,876 --> 00:19:18,668
‎你在洛杉磯要參加什麼面試？

346
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:21,418
‎有人找我接手灰色倉庫

347
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,918
‎天啊，那間餐廳超棒的

348
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:26,043
‎你怎麼取得簽證的？

349
00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:28,668
‎我是說，抱歉
‎工作簽證，還要準備一堆文件

350
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,751
‎-他們都處理好了
‎-你很幸運

351
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:31,876
‎就是啊

352
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:36,418
‎我只是…賈絲汀
‎我對於在這裡生活有些疑慮

353
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:38,001
‎妳一定很想念法國吧

354
00:19:38,084 --> 00:19:40,501
‎對，沒錯，我夏天會回去

355
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:43,751
‎但事實是搬來這裡之前
‎我住在法國的時候

356
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,834
‎我的廚藝一直受質疑，幾乎每天都是

357
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:49,543
‎-法國人喔
‎-法國人喔

358
00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:51,668
‎非常糟糕，總之

359
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:55,501
‎天啊，好大的傷疤

360
00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:59,209
‎對，哪個廚師身上不留疤

361
00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:00,418
‎等等

362
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:03,001
‎-南瓜燉肉害的
‎-南瓜燉肉湯

363
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:04,584
‎-阿根廷湯
‎-沒錯

364
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:06,459
‎-超好吃
‎-這是做舒芙蕾留下的

365
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:10,918
‎羊奶乳酪舒芙蕾，放了山羊起司的

366
00:20:12,584 --> 00:20:14,168
‎妳的皮膚就像山羊奶

367
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:20,751
‎賈絲汀

368
00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:29,334
‎你什麼時候要跟家人搬到洛杉磯？

369
00:20:29,418 --> 00:20:34,376
‎我兒子在馬德里唸書
‎所以他目前在那裡

370
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:37,168
‎而我太太，這麼說吧

371
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,876
‎我們玩拼字遊戲玩得很開心

372
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:44,043
‎但我們雙方已經失去熱情了

373
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:45,251
‎那妳呢？

374
00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:49,001
‎我有個兒子叫艾伯特
‎今年11歲，整天都在彈鋼琴

375
00:20:49,084 --> 00:20:51,209
‎而他爸馬丁是個好爸爸

376
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,126
‎他很支持我，他超棒的
‎是個很優秀的建築師

377
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,168
‎他真的很棒，他為了我搬到洛杉磯

378
00:20:57,251 --> 00:21:00,709
‎他是很優秀的建築師
‎非常支持我，他超棒的

379
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,126
‎你們之間的熱情呢？

380
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:06,084
‎還有熱情啊

381
00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:11,293
‎-一點點，只有一點點
‎-真幸運

382
00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:12,959
‎太幸運了

383
00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:17,043
‎在一起這麼久還有熱情一定很棒吧

384
00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:22,418
‎我就無法過著平淡如水的生活

385
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:29,126
‎其實我也無法接受平淡如水的生活

386
00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:03,376
‎很好吃

387
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:14,459
‎等等

388
00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:33,876
‎他終於睡著了

389
00:22:40,251 --> 00:22:41,251
‎我…

390
00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:47,584
‎我知道是怎麼回事，雅絲敏

391
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:54,543
‎衣櫃裡的低語…

392
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,459
‎大白天的突然消失

393
00:22:59,293 --> 00:23:01,626
‎回來的時候卻滿頭大汗

394
00:23:02,834 --> 00:23:04,293
‎妳以為我不會注意到？

395
00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:10,251
‎妳是瞞不了我的，雅絲敏

396
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,709
‎我不該長久以來都裝作沒這回事

397
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:21,126
‎怎麼回事？

398
00:23:22,293 --> 00:23:25,626
‎沒錯

399
00:23:27,043 --> 00:23:28,376
‎我們會找出來的

400
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,876
‎找出什麼，親愛的？

401
00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:35,293
‎我們會再找回真正的妳

402
00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:38,459
‎妳會再堅強起來的

403
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,376
‎也會復原

404
00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:45,709
‎為了我、歐萊恩跟妳

405
00:23:47,209 --> 00:23:49,168
‎對喔，好，那當然

406
00:23:49,668 --> 00:23:50,543
‎我會的

407
00:23:51,293 --> 00:23:54,626
‎對不起，我一直很焦慮，我知道我…

408
00:23:54,709 --> 00:23:55,709
‎沒關係

409
00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:57,668
‎有我在

410
00:23:59,918 --> 00:24:01,793
‎天啊，已經有一萬五千人按讚

411
00:24:01,876 --> 00:24:03,793
‎我們才直播兩個星期

412
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:04,709
‎好

413
00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:08,959
‎-有很多人不喜歡
‎-管他們的，只要有人看就好

414
00:24:09,043 --> 00:24:11,001
‎但留下負評的都是中國人，這是好事

415
00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:12,668
‎對，他們把討厭美國人當興趣

416
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,043
‎好，播放影片

417
00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:17,168
‎只因為你借住在陽台

418
00:24:17,251 --> 00:24:19,584
‎不代表你有權罰我的小孩隔離

419
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:20,834
‎你不是他爸，好嗎？

420
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:21,793
‎看看傑森

421
00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:25,543
‎你的孩子尿在我的帳篷上

422
00:24:25,626 --> 00:24:28,334
‎你怎麼知道？搞不好是那隻蠢狗

423
00:24:28,418 --> 00:24:31,168
‎你的意思是
‎我無法分辨狗跟小孩的差別？

424
00:24:31,251 --> 00:24:33,418
‎我透過帳篷看到了輪廓

425
00:24:33,501 --> 00:24:36,126
‎你的孩子掏出了小老二…

426
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:37,584
‎他好搞笑

427
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:39,834
‎難怪這麼多人喜歡

428
00:24:45,334 --> 00:24:47,709
‎（最近通話紀錄，卡達，昨天）

429
00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:49,918
‎（小雅，兩通，昨天）

430
00:25:20,168 --> 00:25:21,084
‎（刪除）

431
00:25:25,376 --> 00:25:28,084
‎（寶貝，好消息！
‎我接到汽車博物館的案子了！）

432
00:25:32,251 --> 00:25:34,251
‎（太好了！）

433
00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:55,709
‎不好意思，你好，抱歉打擾了

434
00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:57,834
‎我有許多吳郭魚的折價券

435
00:25:57,918 --> 00:26:00,876
‎不曉得能否加總改折鮭魚的價錢

436
00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,376
‎很抱歉，不能這麼做

437
00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:06,626
‎真的嗎？因為我的孩子對吳郭魚過敏

438
00:26:08,084 --> 00:26:09,126
‎好可愛的熊

439
00:26:09,209 --> 00:26:12,584
‎真希望它有屁眼，它就可以拉屎了

440
00:26:12,668 --> 00:26:14,251
‎好了，抱歉

441
00:26:14,334 --> 00:26:15,334
‎那是什麼？

442
00:26:16,918 --> 00:26:18,626
‎-那是什麼魚？
‎-那是一條鱒魚

443
00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:19,543
‎刺很多的魚

444
00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:22,334
‎如果牠是魚，為什麼牠沒有在游泳？

445
00:26:22,918 --> 00:26:26,459
‎凱，牠沒有游泳
‎是因為被漁夫從海裡捕撈上來

446
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,918
‎送到店裡，現在會被買回去煮來吃

447
00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:33,084
‎所以我吃魚的時候，吃的都是死魚？

448
00:26:33,168 --> 00:26:37,251
‎-對，大家都吃死魚
‎-妳騙人，我吃的魚跟牠不一樣

449
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:38,751
‎是不一樣的魚

450
00:26:38,834 --> 00:26:41,543
‎是吃起來脆脆的
‎又沒有眼球的魚，好嗎？

451
00:26:41,626 --> 00:26:44,084
‎-好了，凱
‎-不是噁心的死魚

452
00:26:44,168 --> 00:26:46,043
‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-凱，你打得媽咪很痛

453
00:26:46,918 --> 00:26:48,793
‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-對，我沒事

454
00:26:48,876 --> 00:26:50,793
‎等我一下

455
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:55,751
‎我們有養殖的鮭魚，我應該可以破例

456
00:26:56,334 --> 00:26:57,543
‎真的嗎？

457
00:26:57,626 --> 00:26:59,209
‎謝謝

458
00:26:59,293 --> 00:27:03,126
‎凱，你不能這麼做
‎不好笑，現在不准笑

459
00:27:03,209 --> 00:27:05,001
‎你們有個YouTube頻道吧？

460
00:27:05,084 --> 00:27:06,459
‎-沒錯
‎-是的

461
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,543
‎你是那個養瘋狗的孩子

462
00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:09,543
‎帕朵斯呢？

463
00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:11,168
‎在家做牠的事

464
00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:13,709
‎我室友知道你們來過一定很驚訝

465
00:27:13,793 --> 00:27:15,626
‎要拍張照片給他看嗎？

466
00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:17,584
‎好啊，請問可以拍嗎？

467
00:27:17,668 --> 00:27:19,251
‎當然可以，拍快點，好嗎？

468
00:27:19,918 --> 00:27:22,126
‎店裡嚴禁我們煩擾名人

469
00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:23,543
‎忍者功夫

470
00:27:23,626 --> 00:27:26,084
‎這位太太，可以請妳笑一個嗎？

471
00:27:26,168 --> 00:27:27,334
‎就像在節目上一樣

472
00:27:27,418 --> 00:27:28,793
‎好，沒問題

473
00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:32,459
‎-拍好了？
‎-沒問題了

474
00:27:32,543 --> 00:27:35,376
‎感謝你們幫忙，很抱歉他亂拿這些魚

475
00:27:35,459 --> 00:27:37,376
‎別忘了妳的吳郭魚

476
00:27:37,459 --> 00:27:40,168
‎而你們別忘了為我們按讚跟訂閱喔

477
00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,751
‎沒錯，再見，謝謝

478
00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:44,209
‎媽，我們很出名，對吧？

479
00:27:44,293 --> 00:27:47,084
‎對，但媽媽對你很不高興，凱

480
00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:00,793
‎黑蘇斯，今天怎麼會突然過來？

481
00:28:01,709 --> 00:28:03,293
‎我來給妳離職通知，安妮小姐

482
00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:05,793
‎什麼？

483
00:28:08,418 --> 00:28:11,459
‎妳傳眼冒愛心的笑臉表情圖案給我…

484
00:28:13,543 --> 00:28:14,793
‎可是其實沒有特別的含意

485
00:28:15,543 --> 00:28:18,126
‎當我回傳一個心形表情符號給妳

486
00:28:18,209 --> 00:28:19,501
‎妳又不回應

487
00:28:19,584 --> 00:28:21,168
‎我的老天

488
00:28:21,793 --> 00:28:22,793
‎黑蘇斯

489
00:28:23,459 --> 00:28:27,126
‎我傳那個給你是為了感謝你送我樹藤

490
00:28:28,376 --> 00:28:30,918
‎很抱歉讓你混淆了

491
00:28:33,376 --> 00:28:35,251
‎妳讓陌生人來妳家過夜？

492
00:28:39,001 --> 00:28:41,084
‎你在監視我？

493
00:28:43,584 --> 00:28:44,418
‎沒有

494
00:28:46,668 --> 00:28:48,293
‎妳配不上我，安妮小姐

495
00:28:49,251 --> 00:28:51,793
‎妳玩弄男人是因為妳有錢

496
00:28:52,626 --> 00:28:55,793
‎但我不是玩具

497
00:28:58,334 --> 00:29:00,793
‎等等，黑蘇斯，很抱歉我…

498
00:29:00,876 --> 00:29:03,334
‎傳的簡訊讓你會錯意

499
00:29:14,543 --> 00:29:16,084
‎天啊

500
00:29:43,709 --> 00:29:44,584
‎抱歉啦，媽

501
00:31:33,751 --> 00:31:38,751
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