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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎-馬可！
‎-波羅！

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‎-天啊！
‎-他們怎麼弄的？

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‎-妳好
‎-妳好

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‎妳好嗎？

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‎-等等，這也太棒了吧
‎-你好嗎？

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‎這種新的擊肘…你們很滑稽耶

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‎歡迎參加我第一場泳池派對

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‎這裡看起來好美，安妮

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‎謝謝，歐萊恩呢？小賽在等他

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‎他很興奮，已經換好泳裝了

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‎-很好
‎-這裡太棒了

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‎你們得下水

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‎今天的氣溫
‎會來到攝氏32度，才2月耶

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‎-太離譜了
‎-我一定會下水

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‎他已經把泳褲穿在短褲裡面了

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‎我沒帶泳衣

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‎可是這實在是太棒了，我要回去拿

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‎-很有必要
‎-天啊

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‎等等，那是鄰居的兒子嗎？

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‎是啊，我好過意不去

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‎他們得忍受這麼多噪音

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‎可憐的小傢伙

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‎去喝點東西

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‎-馬可！
‎-波羅！

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‎今天好熱

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‎就是啊，但我們的水管故障了

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‎不會吧

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‎-要去游泳嗎？
‎-真的嗎？

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‎那當然，進來吧

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‎-馬可！
‎-波羅！

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‎第十集，唇蠟

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‎好，會緊張嗎？

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‎安妮，妳好，好，這是我男友金恩

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‎金恩，久仰大名了

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‎男友，說得我好像又變回小鮮肉了

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‎別這樣，不然要我怎麼叫你？

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‎不曉得，情人呢？

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‎天啊，那當然

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‎情人

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‎很高興終於見面了

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‎沒錯

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‎對，我也是

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‎那個爛老公現在對妳還好嗎？

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‎-謝謝妳帶了食物
‎-對

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‎進來吧，請自便

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‎希望帶這個來沒關係
‎金恩要控制糖分攝取

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‎心臟科醫生罵我甜食吃太多了

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‎-天啊
‎-想都別想

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‎-瓊恩
‎-賈絲汀！

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-妳好

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‎這是金恩，我終於帶他來了

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‎-金恩，幸會，你好
‎-我的情人

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‎-幸會
‎-真是幸會，我是賈絲汀

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‎-賈絲汀
‎-對

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‎妳不會剛好知道
‎這裡有沒有萘普生吧？

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‎是要治療他的關節，對

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‎快下雨了就會變得非常僵硬

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‎也有助於讓威而鋼生效

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‎-好，別說了
‎-好

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‎我來找找看

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‎-萘普生，妳有萘普生嗎？
‎-萘普生？我有

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‎是一種關節藥

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‎先等萘普生吧

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‎-還好嗎？
‎-很好

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‎什麼事？

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‎瓊恩改行當護士了？

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‎不，那是她男友

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‎在鏈結認識的，笨蛋

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‎鏈結是什麼？老人安養院？

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‎馬丁！

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‎總之，我只是要跟妳說我不能待太久

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‎我要趕汽車博物館

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‎週一的交期，所以我得工作

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‎好，沒問題

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‎我根本不確定是否值得

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‎那當然，試試看，馬丁
‎這非常很重要，儘管去

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‎-好，晚點見？
‎-好

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‎我要想辦法勸葛蕾琴吃點東西

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‎-她還好嗎？
‎-不太好

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‎她整天都在睡，把自己關在房間裡

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‎真的嗎？

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‎她決定好怎麼處理了嗎？要留著嗎？

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‎這問題有點棘手

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‎天啊，父不詳

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‎是啊

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‎孩子們把氣泡水都喝光了

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‎我知道，我傳訊給艾兒了，她會去買

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‎她快到了嗎？

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‎她錄影錄到超過時間

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‎她在錄影？

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‎她到底在做什麼？

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‎天啊

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‎喬治來了

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‎這表示試行分居已經結束了嗎？

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‎不是，他是唯一會操作烤架的人

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‎最好是

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‎我的天啊

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‎給妳

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‎謝謝，太好了

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‎好的

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‎敲敲門

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‎我帶食物來囉

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‎我吃不下

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‎我先放在這裡，妳晚點再吃

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‎感覺還好嗎？

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‎所有東西聞起來都好臭

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‎水果沙拉？

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‎對，吃一點吧，補充元氣

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‎我懷小賽的時候

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‎只吃得下莓果

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‎網站說我的寶寶現在跟藍莓一樣大

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‎生命的奇蹟

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‎但現在還不算是一個寶寶

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‎只是一團細胞，所以…

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‎-安妮
‎-什麼事？

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‎沒有氣泡水了嗎？

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‎沒有了，抱歉

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‎幫妳拿薑汁汽水吧

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‎可是我想喝氣泡水

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‎我媽想學專業人士用影片剪輯軟體

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‎別拍了

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‎奧利佛，小聲點

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‎我都無法集中精神
‎完全不行，別彈了

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‎是電台司令的歌，媽

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‎對，聽起來不像電台司令的歌，但…

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‎奧利佛，我叫你別彈了
‎你到底哪裡聽不懂？

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‎我受不了跟妳一起住了！
‎我要搬去跟我爸一起住！

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‎好啊，請便，太棒了

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‎-來啊
‎-等等，媽

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‎不，爸爸！輪到爸爸帶小孩了，快來

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‎最新消息，老兄
‎你兒子要搬進去住了，再見

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‎-媽，我都拍下來了，可以
‎-可以讓我看嗎？我想看看

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‎-我要搬去跟我爸一起住！
‎-好

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‎媽，說完“請便”之後加點配樂好了

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‎好…

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‎-來，讓我試試
‎-好

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‎我比妳更會剪輯

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‎-我要搬去跟我爸一起住！
‎-請便

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‎對，這樣就好，很好

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‎妳好厲害，妳很會剪輯耶

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‎謝謝，我看過很多實境節目

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‎毫無內容，但觀眾很愛

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‎媽

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‎醒醒，最新消息
‎你兒子要搬進去住了

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‎輪到爸爸帶小孩了

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‎這段影片一定會很紅

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‎對，成功了，做得好

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‎注意他，親愛的，因為…

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‎他會游泳，不會有事的

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‎我知道，但鄰居的兒子在砲彈跳水

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‎要是有人跳到他頭上
‎把他撞暈了，他可能會淹死

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‎人都會死，媽

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‎親愛的，我的意思不是…
‎離爸爸近一點，好嗎？玩得開心

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‎-人難逃一死
‎-他們很支持這本書

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‎不然不會派我去參加舊金山的書展

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‎太棒了，真是替妳開心

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‎想像一下我接受採訪的模樣

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‎拜託，一定很精彩

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‎-看起來不錯
‎-設計得很好

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‎超棒的

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‎是啊，我的名廚老婆現在要出書了

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‎現在感覺很真實

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‎已經不再是電腦文稿或我腦中的構想

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‎是啊

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‎好美的光線

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‎很像大衛漢密爾頓的手法

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‎不像啊

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‎但我真的對這張封面有點疑慮

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‎什麼？看看妳多性感！

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‎-看看妳的美腿
‎-這張照片拍得很好

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‎修片修得很假

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‎那張照片很棒
‎是妳有史以來最好看的照片

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‎感謝修圖軟體

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‎-對
‎-簡直是神作

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‎你們想吃點什麼嗎？

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‎我不用，漢堡很好吃

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‎是烤架厲害

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‎你們嚐過他的拿手披薩嗎？

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‎沒有，那是什麼？

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‎就是披薩

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‎雅絲敏，想吃點什麼嗎？來點漢堡？

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‎安妮，妳有記得買無麩質的麵包嗎？

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‎天啊，對不起，我忘了

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‎-沒關係，反正我也不餓
‎-對不起

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‎我要回家去拿泳裝一起下水玩

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‎-好，再見，親愛的
‎-再見

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‎-安妮？
‎-什麼事？

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‎可以跟妳談談嗎？

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‎好

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‎好像很嚴重

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‎該死的小鬼，我渾身濕透了

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‎怎麼了？

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‎我在麵粉罐裡藏了一些大麻煙

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‎妳抽掉了嗎？

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‎我丟掉了

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‎為什麼要丟掉？

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‎因為我希望這個家
‎從此再也不會出現大麻

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‎好吧

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‎對，我要活在當下

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‎妳好，瑪麗亞，妳可以20分鐘後

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‎在艾莫羅索街
‎跟林登街轉角跟我會合嗎？

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‎幫我帶有花的那件泳衣來，謝謝

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‎（請再買點氣波水）

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‎（抱歉，爛自動選字
‎葡萄柚口味的氣泡水）

206
00:10:11,084 --> 00:10:12,584
‎（我拜託艾兒，但…妳知道的）

207
00:10:16,043 --> 00:10:17,209
‎到底是什麼事？

208
00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:18,876
‎我只負責接送

209
00:10:20,668 --> 00:10:21,501
‎好極了

210
00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:33,251
‎我剩下不到15分鐘的時間

211
00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:41,043
‎找到了

212
00:10:41,126 --> 00:10:44,043
‎那是我的孫子，他是游擊手

213
00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:47,626
‎是在二壘跟…總之

214
00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:50,418
‎他跟你差不多大，但他很喜歡棒球

215
00:10:50,501 --> 00:10:51,959
‎就像他爺爺一樣

216
00:10:52,043 --> 00:10:53,251
‎你有從事運動嗎？

217
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:56,209
‎我會跳踢踏舞

218
00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:02,501
‎你是玻璃嗎？

219
00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:05,251
‎這個詞已經變成禁忌了

220
00:11:06,293 --> 00:11:07,376
‎那麼兔子呢？

221
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,668
‎不可以叫別人“兔子”

222
00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:14,043
‎好…娘娘腔？娘炮？

223
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,918
‎你幾歲？

224
00:11:26,168 --> 00:11:29,918
‎（完美指甲與水療）

225
00:11:31,668 --> 00:11:33,251
‎跟他們說妳要做唇蠟療程

226
00:11:34,251 --> 00:11:35,334
‎真趕得上流行

227
00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:57,959
‎妳好

228
00:11:58,043 --> 00:12:00,543
‎妳好，我來做唇蠟療程

229
00:12:03,751 --> 00:12:04,709
‎謝謝

230
00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:25,168
‎雅絲敏

231
00:12:26,543 --> 00:12:28,251
‎翻譯做得如何？

232
00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:29,668
‎還不錯

233
00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:31,084
‎我覺得有點無聊

234
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,584
‎但我表哥應該跟你報告了吧

235
00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:35,876
‎有時候地毯不只是地毯

236
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,626
‎對，以這個案例而言，地毯…

237
00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,459
‎目前為止就只是地毯

238
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:49,418
‎好極了

239
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:51,334
‎很久沒看過這些玩意兒了

240
00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:53,668
‎我還以為會有更進階的裝置

241
00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,959
‎測試，一、二，收到，會合作

242
00:12:57,876 --> 00:12:58,834
‎這是普通的筆

243
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:00,584
‎最好是

244
00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:02,501
‎所以地毯不一定如表面所見

245
00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:05,168
‎但筆永遠都是筆，對吧？

246
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:12,376
‎總之，有什麼事？我還得回派對

247
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:16,209
‎妳能否確認妳先生叫威廉卡爾森？

248
00:13:16,918 --> 00:13:18,543
‎這跟地毯有什麼關係？

249
00:13:18,626 --> 00:13:20,459
‎威爾卡爾森是妳先生嗎？

250
00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:24,209
‎我非常謹慎，他完全不知情

251
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:27,126
‎他的行為最近有改變嗎？

252
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:30,043
‎到底是怎麼了？

253
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:34,293
‎我們有理由相信
‎妳先生涉及國際間諜活動

254
00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:37,251
‎我先生威爾？

255
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:42,084
‎他沒寫程式的時候
‎都在玩夢幻美式足球選秀

256
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,793
‎天啊，你是認真的

257
00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:52,543
‎怎麼，地毯的事
‎只是在測試我有多聽從命令？

258
00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:53,626
‎部分是吧

259
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,126
‎我們很清楚這個情況非常棘手

260
00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:01,084
‎妳知道妳先生在2019年第二季

261
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:02,709
‎把公司賣給了誰嗎？

262
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:06,876
‎是一家以色列公司，名稱是縮寫

263
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:09,126
‎我都會不小心唸成NKOTB

264
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:11,376
‎但那是合法的公司，不是男孩團體

265
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,001
‎是NDO

266
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:15,459
‎我們的客戶懷疑NDO集團

267
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:18,418
‎把妳先生的軟體
‎賣給沙烏地阿拉伯政府

268
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:20,834
‎而他們用妳先生的程式碼

269
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:24,043
‎來追蹤及監視
‎一名臥底情報人員的手機

270
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:25,334
‎然後呢？

271
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:27,293
‎這名情報員在馬德里中了毒

272
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:31,084
‎我有次在巴塞隆納食物中毒

273
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,293
‎非常難受

274
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,209
‎是化學神經毒劑

275
00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,959
‎那個情報員被自己的體液淹死

276
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,543
‎太慘了

277
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:42,126
‎你們之前說你們的客戶是誰？

278
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,376
‎我們沒說過

279
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:47,876
‎我們的任務是要調查

280
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:52,126
‎妳先生在這名情報人員
‎手機被駭的事件裡扮演什麼角色

281
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:54,751
‎我想你們不可能會有任何發現

282
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:57,668
‎妳是否知道妳先生已經或預定

283
00:14:57,751 --> 00:15:01,168
‎要跟沙烏地阿拉伯
‎皇室成員進行商業來往？

284
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,709
‎不，他沒有
‎也從來沒有過，當然沒有

285
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,376
‎妳認得這個人嗎？

286
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:15,668
‎不認得

287
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:16,793
‎那是阿布杜爾傑麥亞

288
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:19,126
‎沙烏地王朝成員跟他兒子

289
00:15:20,376 --> 00:15:22,709
‎至少玩得很開心吧？你們做了什麼？

290
00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:27,126
‎我們遇到一個孩子
‎他養老虎當寵物，還是個王子

291
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,043
‎他1996年從史丹佛大學畢業

292
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:33,543
‎在帕羅奧圖的科技業花了很多時間

293
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:36,376
‎對，我先生最近
‎帶我們兒子去那裡參加研討會

294
00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:39,501
‎我不知道這能證明什麼
‎他們在購物中心吃冰淇淋？

295
00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:41,043
‎是霜凍優格

296
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:48,209
‎不管怎樣，這不一定跟間諜活動有關

297
00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:50,001
‎我是說，他有跟我提過

298
00:15:50,084 --> 00:15:51,168
‎他們剛認識

299
00:15:53,376 --> 00:15:55,626
‎我們無話不談，好嗎？

300
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:56,834
‎我們之間沒有祕密

301
00:15:57,626 --> 00:16:02,334
‎所以妳先生知道
‎妳1999年到2003年之間做了什麼？

302
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:06,043
‎我不跟任何人討論我的情報工作

303
00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:07,626
‎真的嗎？連羅伯貝茨也是？

304
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:11,668
‎在2002年尾
‎跟妳有親密關係的傅爾布萊特學者？

305
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:16,043
‎你跟羅伯貝茨談過？

306
00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,168
‎妳有嗎？

307
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:24,376
‎雖然我很想
‎在租金低廉的美甲沙龍密室

308
00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:26,418
‎討論我過去戀情的細節

309
00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:28,168
‎但我該回去找家人了

310
00:16:28,251 --> 00:16:30,001
‎要是我離開太久，他們會擔心的

311
00:16:30,084 --> 00:16:31,626
‎貝茨是負責滲透的情報員

312
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:32,834
‎最好是

313
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:34,501
‎他是內鬼！

314
00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:38,584
‎若妳跟他的關係曝光，那就太遺憾了

315
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,543
‎我想在當前的氛圍下

316
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,834
‎應該不會有太多人同情
‎出賣國家機密的穆斯林女性

317
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,626
‎好，你想要我怎麼樣？

318
00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:51,834
‎如果妳先生完全沒涉及這些情事

319
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:53,959
‎那就不會有證據

320
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,626
‎你的信封還真多

321
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,251
‎對了，這傢伙是啞巴嗎？

322
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,668
‎對，沒錯

323
00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:14,833
‎把這裝進妳先生的電腦埠

324
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:16,876
‎每天都要下載資料

325
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:20,418
‎我們可存取他的硬碟及監控他的互動

326
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:22,501
‎監控？

327
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,668
‎-對
‎-所以你要我監視我先生？

328
00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:28,834
‎雅絲敏，由妳來主導的話

329
00:17:28,918 --> 00:17:30,251
‎妳先生比較不會有危險

330
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:33,209
‎如果妳照做
‎我們就不會公開妳跟貝茨的關係

331
00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:37,918
‎最好是

332
00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:51,793
‎再見

333
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:11,876
‎好極了

334
00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:16,209
‎-來吧，把牠放上去
‎-準備好了？

335
00:18:16,293 --> 00:18:18,168
‎金恩，見見男神卡卡

336
00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:21,043
‎天啊

337
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,668
‎你不想他嗎？

338
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:24,709
‎一切自然而然就有了最好的結果

339
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,418
‎對，我在市區租了房子

340
00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:28,959
‎但我一週有兩天會去接賽巴斯欽放學

341
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,043
‎我們享受父子時光
‎吃頓晚餐，他睡著後

342
00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:33,293
‎我就出門喝酒或表演

343
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,168
‎我前幾天10點跟大學同學見面

344
00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:37,418
‎我們玩到3點才回家

345
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:40,334
‎賽巴斯欽每隔一週會來過夜

346
00:18:40,418 --> 00:18:43,334
‎他很喜歡，超棒的！

347
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:46,668
‎聽起來好累人，不過你還年輕

348
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,793
‎對，我離不開孩子，那是確定的

349
00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:51,751
‎這些再烤一下

350
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:15,251
‎瑪麗亞！妳為什麼對我們這麼好？

351
00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:17,126
‎因為我把妳當家人

352
00:19:17,751 --> 00:19:20,084
‎感謝妳一直這麼照顧我們

353
00:19:20,168 --> 00:19:21,751
‎謝謝妳幫我加薪，雅絲敏

354
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,418
‎當然了，那是妳應得的

355
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:26,793
‎好，我要去參加派對了
‎謝謝妳幫我送泳裝過來

356
00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:37,876
‎我不相信，溫度不可能那麼高

357
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,126
‎溫度會比你想像中還要高

358
00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:44,293
‎牠到處大便

359
00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:53,793
‎-牠鑽進襯衫了！
‎-牠不見了！

360
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:55,834
‎等等

361
00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,668
‎該死，我把披薩烤焦了

362
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,376
‎沒關係，別在意

363
00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:03,834
‎我沒看到妳回來

364
00:20:03,918 --> 00:20:04,918
‎我毀了披薩

365
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:06,834
‎我把氣泡水放在桌上

366
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:08,293
‎爸

367
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,834
‎不用，我進來陪你，親愛的

368
00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:14,084
‎抱歉，我們遲到很久

369
00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:15,001
‎泳池派對！

370
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,376
‎奧利佛，擦防曬乳液
‎記得蘇菲阿姨遇到的狀況

371
00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:19,459
‎她死了嗎？沒有啊

372
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,418
‎莎拉，穿回去

373
00:20:22,501 --> 00:20:24,793
‎-媽，很癢耶
‎-我們說好穿藍色的一件式泳裝

374
00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:25,834
‎我找不到

375
00:20:25,918 --> 00:20:28,543
‎遮好，莎拉，不然我就不拍妳了

376
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,918
‎艾兒，不要拍了

377
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:41,501
‎-快點！
‎-好，對不起

378
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:45,043
‎原來拍我孩子游泳的模樣
‎還得先徵求朋友的許可啊

379
00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:47,376
‎拜託，安妮
‎朋友之中只有妳家裡有泳池

380
00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:49,959
‎這些可憐的孩子去年夏天
‎在基督教青年會染上軟疣

381
00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:51,251
‎我覺得很過意不去

382
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,334
‎但妳會上傳網路，對吧？

383
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,001
‎-不會，我保證
‎-妳明明就會

384
00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:58,043
‎我發誓我不會，只是為了留下回憶

385
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,501
‎是要給他們爸爸看的

386
00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:00,626
‎天啊

387
00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:08,876
‎好了，孩子們，一、二、三，跳！

388
00:21:09,376 --> 00:21:10,751
‎（《荒唐家庭》）

389
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,584
‎（凱、奧利佛、莎拉）

390
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:16,376
‎大家好，我是艾兒

391
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:19,209
‎我是育有三個孩子的單親媽媽

392
00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:21,293
‎住在風景秀麗、陽光普照的洛杉磯

393
00:21:21,376 --> 00:21:22,501
‎（甜蜜的家）

394
00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:23,918
‎這是我們的公寓

395
00:21:27,418 --> 00:21:28,251
‎你好嗎？

396
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:30,418
‎這是我們的寶貝狗狗帕朵斯

397
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:32,626
‎牠很友善

398
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,626
‎媽，我的朋友會看到這一段

399
00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:38,709
‎凱，坐下！

400
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:40,751
‎莎拉，快來！

401
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,793
‎這是我們的家庭與我們的生活點滴

402
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:44,793
‎而且…

403
00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:46,876
‎荒唐無比

404
00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:50,793
‎別忘了按讚與訂閱

405
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:55,043
‎你們就可以跟YouTube
‎最怪異的家庭一起狂歡！

406
00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:56,251
‎（已訂閱）

407
00:22:04,293 --> 00:22:08,043
‎好，我找到名人
‎幫妳提升Instagram知名度了

408
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:09,501
‎但我不記得她叫什麼名字

409
00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:11,918
‎她對甜點真是打破砂鍋問到底

410
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:14,168
‎她演過我小時候看過的一部電影

411
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,584
‎裡面有狼人

412
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,084
‎她是法國人，這我知道

413
00:22:17,668 --> 00:22:19,334
‎茱莉黛芬？

414
00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:22,543
‎是茱莉蝶兒
‎她以前超紅的，她在哪裡？

415
00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:25,084
‎第十桌

416
00:22:27,751 --> 00:22:29,168
‎-報告完畢
‎-謝謝

417
00:22:34,001 --> 00:22:35,251
‎（妳在幹嘛？回電給我）

418
00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:37,001
‎（我在家，妳在說什麼？）

419
00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:38,084
‎（茱莉蝶兒！誰？）

420
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:45,918
‎晚安，茱莉

421
00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:50,543
‎請問妳還喜歡
‎那道海鱸佐酸模奶油嗎？

422
00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:53,251
‎我們認識嗎？

423
00:22:54,293 --> 00:22:55,126
‎不認識

424
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,584
‎因為妳直呼我的名字，所以…

425
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,168
‎很抱歉，我…

426
00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:06,501
‎我很喜歡妳的電影
‎這裡我掌廚，我是主廚

427
00:23:06,584 --> 00:23:07,834
‎怎麼回事？

428
00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:10,084
‎她是主廚，然後…

429
00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:12,418
‎可以切換成英語嗎？

430
00:23:12,501 --> 00:23:15,084
‎我很受不了法國人這樣

431
00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:17,001
‎很抱歉

432
00:23:17,501 --> 00:23:20,251
‎海鱸非常美味

433
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,626
‎很高興妳喜歡

434
00:23:23,459 --> 00:23:25,418
‎但我要求不放奶油

435
00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:28,168
‎-她不能吃奶油
‎-我不能吃奶油

436
00:23:30,418 --> 00:23:35,501
‎整道菜的重點就是酸模奶油

437
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:40,668
‎抱歉

438
00:23:42,876 --> 00:23:44,126
‎馬鈴薯呢？

439
00:23:44,209 --> 00:23:45,376
‎她不能吃碳水化合物

440
00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:46,834
‎我不能吃碳水化合物

441
00:23:49,293 --> 00:23:51,626
‎妳正在準備演出

442
00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:53,084
‎需要減肥嗎？

443
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:54,918
‎不是

444
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,168
‎不是，但她很快就要準備演出了

445
00:23:58,251 --> 00:24:02,543
‎而且她去年差點
‎就可以飾演演李奧納多的母親

446
00:24:04,959 --> 00:24:06,209
‎就差一點

447
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:07,626
‎就差一點

448
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:13,001
‎總之，如果妳想標註我的魚料理

449
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:16,001
‎儘管在妳的Instagram上這麼做

450
00:24:16,084 --> 00:24:17,376
‎她不親自處理那些

451
00:24:17,459 --> 00:24:21,084
‎我不管我的Instagram
‎我盡量不要盯著自己看

452
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,126
‎我討厭唯我論

453
00:24:24,376 --> 00:24:27,626
‎但我會告訴我的公關

454
00:24:28,918 --> 00:24:34,001
‎好吧，如果妳的公關
‎可以標註我跟我的魚料理

455
00:24:34,084 --> 00:24:37,084
‎不管有沒有加奶油，我的名稱是…

456
00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:39,918
‎“唯有賈絲汀”

457
00:24:40,418 --> 00:24:43,001
‎-要寫下來嗎？
‎-不用，我知道了

458
00:24:44,376 --> 00:24:45,376
‎再見

459
00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:46,751
‎再見

460
00:27:26,126 --> 00:27:31,126
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