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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎艾兒下午2點會帶莎拉過來

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‎討論我的Instagram跟臉書專頁

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‎然後我們就會直接去健行

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‎答應我，妳絕對不會
‎把艾伯特的資料傳上網路

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‎當然不會

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‎等等，她女兒不上學嗎？

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‎對，月經期間都請假

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‎好吧，待在妳的工作室

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‎妳們得安靜一點，我還有工作要做

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‎我們三個不能待在工作室裡，太熱了

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‎這跟要不要待在工作室無關

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‎賈絲汀，妳隨時隨地都很燥熱

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‎對，你說得對

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‎你不是下午2點要上飛輪課？

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‎沒辦法去，太多工作要處理

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‎我這週要跟貝塔工作室見面詳談

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‎所以得完成工作進度

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‎不是上週談過了嗎？

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‎不是，改到這週了

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‎我說過了，妳不記得嗎？

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‎-不記得
‎-妳不記得了？

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‎那妳為什麼沒關心一下
‎這場對我很重要的會議結果如何？

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‎我不想拿愚蠢的問題去煩你

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‎我…在等你自己提起

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‎賈絲汀，我跟妳說話的時候
‎妳究竟有沒有在聽嗎？

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‎看來妳根本不在乎我的生活過得如何

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‎馬丁，我當然關心你的生活

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‎我一心希望你求職順利

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‎對，我也是，我一定會找到工作的

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‎我會找到工作的，早晚的事

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‎對

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‎聽著，我只是一個努力

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‎要盡全力為這個家貢獻

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‎並且當個好爸爸的人，僅此而已

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‎別畏畏縮縮地看著我

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‎對，那當然

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‎第五集，粉絲

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‎134個粉絲？怎麼可能？

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‎對，我也這麼跟她說

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‎妳是名廚，人數至少應該是十倍

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‎-要一萬人
‎-沒錯

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‎餐廳有Instagram帳號

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‎但傑瑞要我建立私人帳號

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‎他說這都是為了個人的曝光度

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‎對，大家會想知道
‎妳為兒子做了什麼早餐之類的

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‎他們都為這個而活

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‎我光顧的乾洗店有兩千個粉絲

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‎什麼？下次去拿衣服
‎一定要請他標註妳

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‎妳有媒體報導嗎？

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‎有

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‎是餐廳開幕前跟經營期間的事

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‎我的天啊

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‎天啊，妳有好多報導

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‎天啊，妳很有名耶
‎她超有名的，天啊

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‎家裡沒有燕麥奶嗎？

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‎有，在我的工作室

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‎不行，貓不能上桌，噁心死了

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‎得先幫妳拿到藍色驗證標章

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‎要怎麼拿？

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‎Instagram需要確認妳的真實身分

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‎應該只需要幾天的時間

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‎再跟妳堅持要留的臉書帳號連結

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‎-想告訴妳一下，臉書過氣了
‎-臉書已經過氣了？

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‎在哪裡？哪邊？

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‎在層架上

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‎需要有人標註妳
‎但妳認識很多名人吧？

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‎沒有耶

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‎媽的，我找不到
‎妳的工作室堆滿衛生紙

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‎在雞高湯後面

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‎你看，有看到盒裝雞高湯嗎？在那裡

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‎妳認識很多名人

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‎妳上週不是才跟布萊德一起玩嗎？

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‎他進了餐廳，我們互打招呼

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‎對，就是這樣
‎那就算一起玩了，沒錯

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‎天啊，打招呼是可以啦
‎嚴格來說，只要這樣就好

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‎但理想上要合照，然後標註對方

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‎更棒的是請他們標註妳

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‎我想我沒辦法

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‎拍名人的照片，還請他們標註我

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‎開什麼玩笑，他們就是為此而活的

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‎先喊先贏

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‎好吧，如果只有妳單方面標註他們

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‎累積粉絲的速度會比較慢

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‎辛蒂亞去過妳的餐廳嗎？

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‎辛蒂亞？沒有

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‎怪奇比莉？

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‎沒有吧…不曉得耶

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‎我不…我大部分時候都在廚房裡

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‎不清楚餐廳內的情況

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‎我猜我需要更了解

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‎是啊

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‎抱歉，麻煩不要翻白眼

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‎好像在演什麼迪士尼節目一樣

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‎不好意思
‎現在去接艾伯特不會太晚嗎？

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‎已經3點15分了

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‎不會

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‎雅絲敏會帶歐萊恩去接他
‎我們會在健行處會合

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‎好吧

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‎你們吵架了？

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‎沒有，法語的口氣
‎聽起來本來就很嚴厲

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‎好吧，我們離開吧

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‎走吧

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‎記得傑夫和我分手前

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‎去找過那個很厲害的心理醫生？

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‎-不記得
‎-她很棒

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‎我想當初如果我們有錢繼續就診

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‎我們應該就不會分開

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‎幹嘛提起這件事？

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‎媽，我不能去健行

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‎妳得去健行，莎拉

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‎我不能去，我正在出血

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‎那妳就得看顧弟弟

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‎-不要
‎-不是看顧凱，就是去健行

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‎所以我想把電話號碼傳給妳

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‎讓妳備用

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‎好，謝謝

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‎小心

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‎比誰跑得快

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‎小心

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‎他要搬走了嗎？

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‎對，明天搬
‎他要住的地方怪得很有特色

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‎好像1990年代的諾利塔

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‎這就像個全新的開始

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‎什麼意思？對喬治來說？

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‎對妳和喬治來說

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‎妳可以去他家，彷彿回到情人身分

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‎就像自己的小巢穴，充滿神祕感

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‎妳應該加入危險的元素

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‎比方說，我開始對威爾厭煩時

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‎就會開車兜風

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‎手機一整天關機，整個人消失無蹤

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‎等我回到家，我們會激烈纏綿

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‎好，妳手機關機？妳耶

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‎是啊，但我每15分鐘
‎就會確認一次歐萊恩的狀況

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‎所以妳保持神祕，但是沒有斷了聯繫

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‎沒錯，這麼說吧
‎這種模式對我們很有用

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‎對，我們並不是床事合不來，小雅

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‎我們每週至少上床兩次

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‎一週兩次？

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‎天啊，太累人了

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‎我和馬丁大概一年上床兩次吧

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‎少來了，賈絲汀！

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‎是真的

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‎姐妹們，傑瑞真的氣死我了

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‎我以前備受南加州金融銀行的禮遇

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‎他們愛死我了，現在卻很看不起我

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‎好，喬治明天要搬出去

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‎天啊，安妮，很遺憾

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‎沒關係

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‎小賽還好嗎？

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‎他有點難過，但他知道這是暫時的

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‎如果不是呢？

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‎她都說是暫時的了，艾兒

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‎好，對不起，只是…

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‎我只是…妳知道我擔心什麼嗎？

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‎孩子感覺得出來父母不幸福，對吧？

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‎不是所有的孩子都這樣

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‎我都不知道喬治不開心
‎所以小賽肯定也不清楚

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‎妳時時刻刻都嗑了藥

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‎沒錯，我很開心

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‎對，也許我呼麻
‎是為了慶祝自己無比開心

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‎而他呼麻是為了逃避不快樂的事實

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‎好深奧，安妮

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‎那你要選誰？

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‎我不知道，我對他們的愛沒有分別

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‎反正他們會替我決定，對吧？

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‎凡事都是他們決定

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‎我只是覺得男神卡卡好可憐

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‎牠一定會討厭乘車來來去去

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‎牠一定不懂為什麼有兩個家

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‎你的倉鼠不會有事的

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‎他們可能會輪流陪你住家裡
‎你跟卡卡就不用搬來搬去

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‎大部分父母現在都採取這種做法

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‎你們記得小楷以前常被罵

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‎因為作業都忘在媽媽或爸爸家嗎？

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‎真不公平

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‎你得爭取他們輪流跟你住家裡

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‎我很幸運，我爸可能會搬回來住

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‎他們之前暫時分居，現在又要復合？

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‎應該說是財務吃緊，他會帶帳篷來

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‎我不確定我爸媽是否還喜歡彼此

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‎希望他們懷我的時候彼此相愛

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‎所以他們才會上床啊

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‎我媽說我是她遇過最棒的驚喜

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‎她也是這麼形容凱

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‎艾伯特
‎如果你父母離婚，你會選誰？

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‎我一定會選我媽

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‎跟我媽在一起時，我的世界很寬廣

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‎但是跟我爸在一起時
‎我的世界卻非常狹隘

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‎好

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‎我和我爸明天要去帕羅奧圖

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‎你們覺得那代表
‎我爸媽也要離婚了嗎？

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‎很有可能

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‎我們怎麼辦？

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‎他們到底有什麼毛病？

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‎我媽前幾天對傑瑞大發雷霆

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‎因為你媽幫他吹了喇叭

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‎天啊，蜜蜂快死光了
‎企鵝的家也融化了

200
00:10:14,626 --> 00:10:17,168
‎大家都瘋了

201
00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,251
‎他們毀了我們的一切

202
00:10:20,084 --> 00:10:20,959
‎我討厭他們

203
00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:23,251
‎我想人類需要滅亡

204
00:10:24,168 --> 00:10:25,584
‎地球才能復原

205
00:10:30,001 --> 00:10:32,126
‎你們看那些兔子！

206
00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:33,793
‎太棒了

207
00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:39,751
‎艾伯特，抓住牠

208
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,126
‎看看他們

209
00:10:41,626 --> 00:10:42,834
‎他們好可愛

210
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,209
‎-他們玩心還很重
‎-是啊

211
00:10:46,293 --> 00:10:50,084
‎但別忘了，我們是在培養未來的男人

212
00:10:50,168 --> 00:10:51,251
‎沒錯

213
00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:53,376
‎天啊，那是…那是一條蛇嗎？

214
00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:54,668
‎-什麼？
‎-不是…

215
00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:57,001
‎-是兔子…
‎-歐萊恩！

216
00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:49,334
‎-你好？
‎-艾兒

217
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,834
‎我想麥克法斯賓達來了

218
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,334
‎請他標註妳啊

219
00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:54,668
‎媽！

220
00:11:54,751 --> 00:11:55,709
‎怎樣？

221
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:58,626
‎好，我得掛電話了
‎只要繼續想著一萬人…

222
00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:00,043
‎好，再見

223
00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:01,668
‎一萬人…

224
00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:29,126
‎佛瑞德

225
00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:32,168
‎你覺得那是麥克法斯賓達嗎？

226
00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:33,626
‎麥克…

227
00:12:34,876 --> 00:12:36,751
‎妳記得《自由之心》那一幕嗎？

228
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,001
‎-記得
‎-就是有…

229
00:12:38,084 --> 00:12:40,043
‎我愛露琵塔，可是那一幕好可怕

230
00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:43,334
‎可是他是演員，那是在演戲

231
00:12:43,418 --> 00:12:46,543
‎對，我知道，只是…
‎換做是我就不會去打擾他

232
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:52,084
‎-小姐？
‎-你知道嗎？不是他

233
00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:53,418
‎好吧

234
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:08,209
‎真不敢相信
‎你明天要跟爸爸單獨去旅行

235
00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:13,668
‎你知道害怕的時候可以打給我

236
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,251
‎隨時都可以
‎連半夜也行，你知道吧？

237
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:19,501
‎我才不會害怕

238
00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:23,001
‎我知道，你長大了

239
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:26,959
‎好，睡覺吧

240
00:13:27,584 --> 00:13:28,418
‎好

241
00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:36,043
‎媽？

242
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,918
‎我想我今晚應該一個人睡

243
00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:46,543
‎可是你明天就不在家了

244
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,418
‎我知道，可是我需要練習

245
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:52,168
‎好

246
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:53,668
‎你確定嗎？

247
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:55,126
‎確定，媽

248
00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:58,668
‎好吧，親愛的

249
00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:00,751
‎祝你睡得安穩

250
00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:10,793
‎玩得開心

251
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:15,084
‎乖乖聽爸爸的話，知道嗎？

252
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:16,043
‎好

253
00:14:16,751 --> 00:14:18,918
‎你確定你自己應付得來嗎？

254
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:20,209
‎確定

255
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,668
‎我指的是連一整天研討會的時候…

256
00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:23,834
‎我們討論過了

257
00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:25,251
‎會有其他孩子在場

258
00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:27,126
‎他們給孩子規劃了很多活動

259
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:28,626
‎我知道，但“他們”是誰？

260
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:29,543
‎雅絲敏

261
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:32,251
‎-好吧…他不會有事
‎-對

262
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,918
‎-沒關係，他們都搞定了
‎-沒錯

263
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,501
‎到了再聯絡妳

264
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,543
‎我們中途會去看海獅

265
00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,209
‎所以大約是晚上7點，好嗎？

266
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,543
‎-好吧
‎-好，愛妳喔

267
00:14:41,626 --> 00:14:43,626
‎-再見，玩得開心
‎-好

268
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:51,751
‎你的安全帶
‎歐萊恩寶貝，繫上安全帶

269
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:54,959
‎威爾，別忘了乳液，他要塗乳液

270
00:14:55,543 --> 00:14:56,709
‎好

271
00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:57,834
‎愛妳喔

272
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:00,709
‎再見，祝你們玩得愉快

273
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:02,751
‎-再見
‎-再見，親愛的

274
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,334
‎好了，出發吧

275
00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:09,126
‎再見

276
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:10,709
‎再見

277
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,001
‎-這個放這裡？
‎-對

278
00:15:22,918 --> 00:15:24,084
‎那你就可以欣賞美景

279
00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:30,543
‎這裡一定可以
‎帶來音樂創作靈感，喬治先生

280
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:32,918
‎你看…快看看

281
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,293
‎-真不可思議
‎-是啊

282
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,626
‎對，那是在威尼斯看不到的

283
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,209
‎對，可是這裡沒有海灘

284
00:15:41,209 --> 00:15:42,334
‎少了海灘

285
00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:44,293
‎我超愛的

286
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,834
‎洛杉磯最好吃的海螺濃湯
‎就在第七街跟富勞爾街口

287
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:49,418
‎好，好樣的，我的晚餐有著落了

288
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:53,001
‎好，接下來我們自己處理就行了

289
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:54,418
‎感謝你，黑蘇斯

290
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:56,501
‎週六過去幫妳看看百香果？

291
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:58,668
‎-好極了
‎-需要多用心照顧

292
00:15:58,751 --> 00:15:59,584
‎好

293
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,043
‎-好
‎-謝謝

294
00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:04,001
‎再見

295
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,084
‎感覺就像紐約，對吧？

296
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:23,459
‎我還以為是我的錯覺

297
00:16:23,543 --> 00:16:25,084
‎這裡熱死了

298
00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:30,418
‎對，真的很熱

299
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:32,876
‎真的很熱

300
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:38,043
‎我在想如果你想搬去紐約

301
00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:40,543
‎我完全可以接受

302
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,751
‎為一群嗑藥的年輕人
‎當DJ一晚的薪水才200元

303
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,501
‎在紐約沒錢是活不下去的

304
00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:46,876
‎你有錢啊

305
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,209
‎不對…有錢的是妳

306
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,876
‎是我們的錢

307
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:53,834
‎是真的啊

308
00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:58,501
‎好極了，他們2點到5點會來裝網路

309
00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:00,501
‎-什麼？
‎-對

310
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:02,876
‎別這樣

311
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,293
‎我可以自己設定網路

312
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,251
‎好嗎？我快45歲了

313
00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:12,501
‎45歲…天啊，這有什麼大不了？

314
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:16,918
‎好嗎？我滿55歲了
‎也沒小題大作啊，對吧？

315
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:21,043
‎妳不像我們其他人
‎一樣有存在恐懼，對嗎？

316
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:23,418
‎真的嗎？那麼害怕死亡呢？

317
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,626
‎挨餓的恐懼呢？或無家可歸的恐懼？

318
00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:30,209
‎親愛的，我絕不會讓你挨餓

319
00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:31,709
‎你也永遠不會無家可歸

320
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,001
‎-夠了
‎-你是我的家人

321
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:36,084
‎那種語氣，安妮，就是那種態度

322
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:38,334
‎妳跟我說話時根本就把我當成

323
00:17:38,418 --> 00:17:40,626
‎小時候得尿布疹的賽巴斯欽

324
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,459
‎-妳不能…
‎-好，抱歉

325
00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:45,626
‎對不起，我知道我很過分

326
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:47,418
‎我該睡一覺，我的頭痛死了

327
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,668
‎真的很抱歉

328
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:53,709
‎好，那我…

329
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:56,084
‎那我就先走了

330
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,126
‎好吧，週五見

331
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,209
‎對，週五見

332
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:04,918
‎過得愉快

333
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:07,543
‎媽打來了

334
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:09,751
‎妳好，媽

335
00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:11,501
‎你好嗎，親愛的？

336
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:14,584
‎很好，我們在邊聽音樂邊唱歌

337
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:15,793
‎妳好，寶貝

338
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,501
‎-好吧
‎-一切都好

339
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:20,251
‎好極了，到了再打給我

340
00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:21,543
‎好，再見

341
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:22,501
‎愛你喔

342
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,209
‎我想凸顯他的風格多元

343
00:19:35,293 --> 00:19:37,209
‎希望從照片就看得出來

344
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,834
‎凱，你很期待嗎？

345
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:47,126
‎凱？你期待嗎？

346
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:48,501
‎超級期待！

347
00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:50,126
‎他就是那種孩子

348
00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:52,876
‎常用奇怪的聲音講話

349
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,209
‎常穿上不同的道具服

350
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:59,668
‎他從一歲開始
‎就一直求我幫他安排表演機會

351
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,668
‎不用，凱，不需要這樣，親愛的

352
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,959
‎琳達，我也想談談我另外兩個孩子

353
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:14,918
‎我有個黑白混血的14歲女兒

354
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:18,043
‎有點像辛蒂亞
‎加上露絲拜德金斯伯格的味道

355
00:20:18,126 --> 00:20:22,043
‎我有個12歲的兒子
‎他具有神經多樣性

356
00:20:22,126 --> 00:20:25,001
‎是白人，但五官很有異國風情

357
00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:26,876
‎說他是拉丁裔也不會有人懷疑

358
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,668
‎現在沒什麼人要找
‎長得像拉丁裔的小孩

359
00:20:29,751 --> 00:20:31,001
‎好，對，我懂

360
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,668
‎我只是想提供妳選擇

361
00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:35,084
‎我們家簡直就像班尼頓般的大熔爐

362
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,418
‎等等，什麼？

363
00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:39,543
‎當我沒說

364
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:41,793
‎繼續

365
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,209
‎凱，我跟你媽咪要討論一下

366
00:20:45,293 --> 00:20:47,251
‎你去等待室等她吧

367
00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:48,293
‎你喜歡著色嗎？

368
00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:49,543
‎不喜歡

369
00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:52,251
‎別擔心

370
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,168
‎潔西卡，有個很有趣的朋友
‎等不及要跟妳玩囉

371
00:20:57,251 --> 00:20:59,709
‎你還有很多超棒的玩具可以玩

372
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,543
‎媽咪要談正事

373
00:21:03,751 --> 00:21:06,459
‎你好，凱，來吧，我陪你一起著色

374
00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:09,168
‎我們過去幾年為亞洲客戶

375
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,334
‎安排了不少工作

376
00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,543
‎那當然了，他們是未來的趨勢

377
00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:14,501
‎就當是女生私房話
‎妳想知道原因嗎？

378
00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:15,543
‎他們有無窮的體力

379
00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,751
‎他們精力充沛

380
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,459
‎我是說，看看中國

381
00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:20,418
‎好吧

382
00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:24,251
‎我來解釋一下公司的規定

383
00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:27,209
‎我們每份工作都抽兩成
‎那是青少年的標準費用

384
00:21:27,293 --> 00:21:29,584
‎我們希望客戶去上幾堂表演課

385
00:21:29,668 --> 00:21:31,084
‎再讓他們去接案

386
00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:33,959
‎以你們來說，照片得重拍，難看死了

387
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,334
‎-真的？
‎-沒錯

388
00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:37,626
‎我們整個套裝通常是收3000元

389
00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:39,543
‎包括課程和照片

390
00:21:39,626 --> 00:21:41,334
‎但因為我們對凱有信心

391
00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:43,293
‎收妳2500元就好

392
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,709
‎各位，聽好了，從今天起

393
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:57,376
‎你們都是艾兒霍洛維茲
‎青少年藝人經紀公司的客戶了

394
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,418
‎-他們不要他？
‎-不對

395
00:22:00,501 --> 00:22:02,459
‎是我們不想跟他們合作

396
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:04,459
‎我會上電視

397
00:22:04,543 --> 00:22:06,959
‎媽咪跟我會發大財

398
00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:08,459
‎然後買一百萬個樂高

399
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:10,001
‎-對吧，媽媽？
‎-沒錯

400
00:22:10,084 --> 00:22:11,876
‎白癡

401
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,418
‎媽，他叫我白癡

402
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,251
‎不要再叫弟弟白癡了

403
00:22:17,501 --> 00:22:18,876
‎那是我的歌名

404
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,251
‎混蛋！

405
00:22:20,334 --> 00:22:21,293
‎好，別這樣，夠了

406
00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:23,626
‎從現在開始不准再看《南方四賤客》

407
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,876
‎奧利佛，拜託，弟弟會學你說話

408
00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:27,376
‎他會被學校開除的

409
00:22:27,459 --> 00:22:28,501
‎又不是我的錯

410
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:31,168
‎幹嘛什麼事都怪在我頭上？

411
00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:33,918
‎不要大吼大叫，我連戴耳機都聽得到

412
00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:35,334
‎懲罰他

413
00:22:35,418 --> 00:22:37,501
‎我的髒話都是跟他學的，媽

414
00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:39,709
‎別讓他玩《要塞英雄》

415
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:44,376
‎好，奧利佛，對啊
‎從現在起禁止你玩《要塞英雄》

416
00:22:47,751 --> 00:22:50,251
‎妳被六歲小孩吃得死死的

417
00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:52,043
‎妳知道吧？

418
00:22:56,251 --> 00:23:00,918
‎白癡…

419
00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:02,084
‎混蛋！

420
00:23:25,584 --> 00:23:26,876
‎是我

421
00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,501
‎對，只有我一個人在

422
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,709
‎不在，他們今天早上去了帕羅奧圖

423
00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:35,584
‎（酒）

424
00:24:51,459 --> 00:24:53,084
‎該死，好吧

425
00:24:58,334 --> 00:24:59,834
‎402個

426
00:25:04,043 --> 00:25:05,584
‎爸，你好嗎？

427
00:25:05,668 --> 00:25:07,293
‎我擔心死了

428
00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:08,751
‎不是的，我沒辦法打給你

429
00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:11,459
‎我忙著處理
‎我的臉書專頁和Instagram

430
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:13,584
‎妳不是都說那些沒有意義

431
00:25:13,668 --> 00:25:15,626
‎對，但這種年代
‎要經營事業就要有專頁

432
00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:18,376
‎沒辦法不用，不然餐廳會破產

433
00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:20,876
‎妳看起來有點憔悴

434
00:25:20,959 --> 00:25:24,584
‎不是的，我沒換衣服就睡了
‎我好疲累，回到家也晚了

435
00:25:25,918 --> 00:25:28,376
‎你的胡蘿蔔燉小牛肉食譜還沒傳給我

436
00:25:28,459 --> 00:25:30,876
‎對喔，胡蘿蔔燉小牛肉

437
00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:33,959
‎對，我開始寫了

438
00:25:34,043 --> 00:25:37,334
‎可是我用一根手指打得很慢

439
00:25:37,418 --> 00:25:39,293
‎-一根手指
‎-只用一根手指？

440
00:25:40,459 --> 00:25:43,793
‎天啊，好想你
‎爸爸，你不想來看我嗎？

441
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,001
‎我有足夠的里程
‎可以幫你換一張免費機票

442
00:25:46,084 --> 00:25:50,001
‎很令人沮喪
‎美國現在居然是那傢伙當權

443
00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:53,543
‎至少在這裡，我可以去街角喝咖啡

444
00:25:54,334 --> 00:25:55,168
‎可是…

445
00:25:56,209 --> 00:25:58,918
‎其實我跟馬丁最近鬧得不太愉快

446
00:25:59,001 --> 00:26:01,834
‎是啊，誰叫你們都不上床…

447
00:26:02,626 --> 00:26:07,418
‎可是如果妳睡覺
‎還全身包緊緊，穿著內褲

448
00:26:08,043 --> 00:26:09,959
‎裡頭一定都泡爛了吧

449
00:26:11,793 --> 00:26:13,501
‎不是那樣，不是這個問題

450
00:26:13,584 --> 00:26:15,834
‎他都貶低我，總是批評我

451
00:26:15,918 --> 00:26:18,709
‎他是自戀狂嗎？

452
00:26:19,209 --> 00:26:21,959
‎法國現在都在討論自戀狂的問題

453
00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:25,084
‎爸，他醒了，我得掛電話了

454
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:27,584
‎我愛你，親一個
‎爸爸，我再打給你，愛你喔

455
00:26:27,668 --> 00:26:29,834
‎愛妳喔，勇敢跟他對抗

456
00:26:33,084 --> 00:26:34,959
‎還好嗎？又是妳爸爸？

457
00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:36,918
‎對，我們在討論食譜

458
00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:45,334
‎等等，加斯頓，等一下

459
00:26:46,709 --> 00:26:48,334
‎天啊，好吃的來了

460
00:26:48,418 --> 00:26:50,001
‎妳給牠吃鮪魚？太貴了

461
00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:52,543
‎對，可是你知道
‎那是牠現在唯一能消化的食物

462
00:27:00,918 --> 00:27:01,918
‎加斯頓？

463
00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:07,459
‎馬丁，可以談一談嗎？

464
00:27:08,459 --> 00:27:09,834
‎談什麼？

465
00:27:09,918 --> 00:27:11,584
‎談…可以談…

466
00:27:11,668 --> 00:27:12,918
‎談什麼？

467
00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:15,626
‎談我們的事，還有…

468
00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:19,459
‎或許可以找幫得上忙的人…

469
00:27:22,251 --> 00:27:24,959
‎聽著，賈絲汀
‎如果妳想跟這些美國的白癡一樣

470
00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:27,876
‎去找治療師，那就儘管去

471
00:27:27,959 --> 00:27:29,709
‎但我不會去的，我沒時間

472
00:27:30,209 --> 00:27:32,251
‎是誰建議妳的？

473
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:34,293
‎是妳的姐妹淘艾兒？是嗎？

474
00:27:34,834 --> 00:27:37,084
‎她的人生無可否認是一塌糊塗

475
00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:39,001
‎簡直是大災難，妳同意嗎？

476
00:27:39,584 --> 00:27:40,418
‎這…

477
00:27:40,501 --> 00:27:43,168
‎所以妳應該跟艾兒保持距離

478
00:27:43,251 --> 00:27:46,376
‎也順便跟安妮保持距離

479
00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:47,793
‎她時時刻刻都在嗨

480
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:50,626
‎也遠離雅絲敏這個非常複雜的人

481
00:27:51,376 --> 00:27:54,709
‎賈絲汀，妳可以交正常的朋友

482
00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:57,126
‎妳應該試試看，妳可以這樣做啊

483
00:28:05,126 --> 00:28:07,668
‎親愛的，不要一臉沮喪

484
00:28:08,168 --> 00:28:09,043
‎不是的，但…

485
00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:12,626
‎跟其他家庭相比，我們家簡直是天堂

486
00:28:13,168 --> 00:28:16,418
‎妳都不知道，我覺得妳都沒意識到

487
00:28:16,501 --> 00:28:18,418
‎沒關係…我累了

488
00:28:18,501 --> 00:28:19,459
‎親一個

489
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:36,793
‎這是一道美味的燉菜，非常講究細節

490
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,459
‎我爸非常在意枝微末節

491
00:28:41,543 --> 00:28:42,543
‎賈絲汀老爹

492
00:28:44,334 --> 00:28:46,876
‎總之，煎肉的方式

493
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:50,209
‎和切胡蘿蔔的厚度是一回事

494
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:53,501
‎但要做出完美的胡蘿蔔燉小牛肉

495
00:28:53,584 --> 00:28:55,709
‎最重要與真正的祕訣

496
00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:58,209
‎在於按摩肉的手法

497
00:28:59,751 --> 00:29:04,501
‎一定要有力又輕柔

498
00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:06,001
‎像這樣

499
00:29:08,459 --> 00:29:13,501
‎深入而緩慢地揉捏

500
00:29:15,293 --> 00:29:17,626
‎讓油及香料…

501
00:29:19,584 --> 00:29:21,668
‎能好好入味

502
00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:37,126
‎總之…

503
00:29:43,709 --> 00:29:46,501
‎“要識破有自戀傾向的人並不容易

504
00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:49,918
‎因為他們表面上看起來
‎都是個善於給予建議的朋友或丈夫

505
00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:56,626
‎自戀狂會詆毀親友
‎讓你周遭產生巨大的空洞”

506
00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:57,543
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