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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎該死，我好像被艾伯特傳染感冒了

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‎如果妳生病了，就別靠近我

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‎我這週要簡報

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‎我可不能感冒
‎不然就別想拿到這份工作了

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‎媽的，我受不了了

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‎“妳受不了了”是什麼意思？

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‎你是個才華洋溢的建築師

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‎我無法忍受這裡的人
‎居然無緣欣賞你的作品

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‎我原本在巴黎有一份夢幻工作

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‎我放下一切追隨妳來到這裡
‎是因為巴黎令妳非常抑鬱

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‎但這裡不也很令人抑鬱嗎？
‎有個瘋瘋癲癲的總統

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‎法式料理這麼流行
‎卻沒人欣賞法式建築設計

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‎我也沒辦法

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‎我知道你終究會有出頭的一天，馬丁

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‎我只是很累，很希望你有時候

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‎在找工作期間也可以去買雜貨
‎就像現在

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‎我買了更多回來
‎結果冰箱隔天就空了

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‎感覺起來…我真的受不了

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‎妳要的話
‎我可以負責買雜貨，沒問題

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‎好，謝謝

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‎第三集，驚天動地的噴嚏

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‎我想試用他們全部的油品

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‎-好
‎-對

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‎想辦法買回來

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‎-法蘭克，你好嗎？
‎-賈絲汀

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‎妳呢？你好

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‎你看這朵雞油菌

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‎今天的雞油菌沒有香味耶

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‎真的嗎？吉利那餐廳下了大筆訂單

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‎不對，香氣其實很濃，聞聞看

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‎我什麼都聞不到，開什麼玩笑

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‎你們有松露嗎？

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‎天啊，你看看

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‎真正的好東西

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‎太棒了，拿另一顆好了

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‎這顆被大蟲咬過

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‎看看這顆

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‎非常完美

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‎等等，我可以直接吃嗎？

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‎我完全嚐不出味道

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎天啊

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‎完全沒有味道

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‎沒味道，我吃不出…

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‎薑黃

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‎我嚐不到味道

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‎毫無味道，羅勒也是

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‎我連蒜香都…聞不到

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‎-親愛的，妳感冒了
‎-很抱歉，可是該怎麼辦，艾文？

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‎好嗎？

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‎沒事的，這幾天我可以
‎幫妳判斷食材香味

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‎謝謝，艾文
‎要是沒有你，我該如何是好？

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‎抱歉，法蘭克

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‎-我有點恐慌
‎-沒關係

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‎我什麼都聞不到

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‎我好沮喪

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‎-沒關係
‎-我再轉帳給你

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‎（松露）

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‎他們又來了

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‎威爾，他們把牠留在外面

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‎牠哀嚎了一整天

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‎好，我要開始做早餐了

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‎他很快就得起來了

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‎你好，這裡是動物服務處
‎我是布萊德，有何可效勞的地方？

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‎對，你好，布萊德，一切都好嗎？

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‎好極了…

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‎聽著，我要通報有一條狗在哀嚎

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‎對，是我鄰居養的

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‎他們會連續好幾天

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‎讓這條可憐的狗
‎痛苦地泡在自己的排泄物裡

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‎有時連晚上也是

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‎我愛動物

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‎希望牠不是受虐

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‎更別提，我們最近發現郊狼蹤跡

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‎我知道

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‎聽著，你覺得他們什麼時候
‎可以來跟我的鄰居談談？

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‎蘇伯巴街3155號

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‎太好了

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‎不，謝謝你，布萊德

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‎親愛的，今天不上體操，要去踢足球

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‎媽，我的運動裝就是這樣

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‎學校叫我們要活出真實的自我

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‎-賽巴斯欽，別說了
‎-那當然

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‎-你得穿上制服
‎-沒關係

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‎我們已經遲到了，快點

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‎-我可以在外面套上球衣，沒關係
‎-讓我來處理，安妮

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‎-走吧
‎-穿短褲很不舒服

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‎-走吧
‎-我會套上球衣的，爸，拜託

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‎他沒事…

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‎放輕鬆，沒事的

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‎（大麻軟糖）

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‎他是很有自信的人
‎需要覺得自己很棒

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‎那是他的身分認同

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‎-我們不能插手
‎-也許吧，也許可以…

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‎真的不要再執著了

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‎好吃嗎？

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‎超好吃

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‎我們各退一步

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‎小子，你看起來超帥氣

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‎-我喜歡你的頭髮
‎-你看起來像大衛貝克漢

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‎快點，加油

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‎加油！

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‎差一點

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‎不可能進球的

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‎妳們看塞巴斯欽，他好優雅

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‎沒錯，他在場上看起來很有架勢

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‎看看他，就像瞪羚一樣

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‎-這些孩子真是完美，好可愛
‎-是啊

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‎他們總有一天會體毛濃密，散發惡臭

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‎也不會再想跟我們擁抱

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‎真令人難過

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‎-超悲哀
‎-一想到艾伯特

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‎會進入某個蠢美國青少女體內
‎就讓我作嘔

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‎天啊，賈絲汀

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‎美國的陰道有什麼不好？

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‎我想她的意思是

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‎換成法國的陰道會比較好

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‎-那當然
‎-好吧，有道理

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‎沒錯

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‎不，可是我跟艾伯特說
‎如果他第一任女友是美國人

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‎她就得簽署合約
‎載明她完全可以接受

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‎-天啊，太荒謬了
‎-不會，現在的社會不就是這樣

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‎不過如果我十幾歲的時候
‎需要填什麼表格

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‎我也不介意

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‎但那樣就會留下證據，那可就不好了

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‎賈絲汀，妳的臉都出現紅斑了
‎妳在…這是什麼？

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‎聽著，我感冒了，嚴重鼻塞
‎真的連屎味都聞不到

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‎這是成藥，完全沒用

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‎你知道有多少名人
‎因為吃了爛成藥而死嗎？

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‎-首先，這是類固醇
‎-王子就是，我很確定

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‎不對，王子？那是處方藥

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‎-那是吩坦尼
‎-如果要究責

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‎開那種藥的醫生才是…

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‎妳不要再用這東西了

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‎好了

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‎怎麼了？

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‎給他們好看，兒子

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‎天啊，就差一點

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‎妳們知道嗎？

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‎努力值得嘉獎

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‎我之前才跟艾兒說…等等，艾兒呢？

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‎她傳訊給我，她找到工作了

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‎對，在自然歷史博物館

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‎-太厲害了
‎-她在那裡做什麼？

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‎跟小孩有關

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‎真的？

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‎伶盜龍只吃肉

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‎但白堊紀晚期許多恐龍都是草食動物

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‎所以如果伶盜龍現在還存在

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‎牠會吃掉我嗎？

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‎會！

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‎糟糕，現在不行！

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‎不行…吃他們

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‎對，吃他們

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‎-媽
‎-怎麼了？

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‎歐萊恩說我的頭髮
‎像是被精靈的屁薰過

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‎-真過分，過來
‎-歐萊恩

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‎歐萊恩，過來，親愛的

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‎很遺憾

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‎-馬上過來
‎-小心對方使出肘擊

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‎我聽說你嘲諷小賽

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‎我們談過這件事了，對吧？

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‎聽你這麼說
‎你覺得他會有什麼感受？

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‎可是，媽，我不是要批評他

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‎妳都叫我要實話實說

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‎他的髮型看起來
‎的確像被精靈的屁薰過

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‎好吧

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‎有時候，要說真話

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‎還是得稍微修飾

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‎你心中真正的想法，懂嗎？

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‎好吧，親愛的

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‎走吧，小賽

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‎正式確定了，我跟大便沒什麼兩樣

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‎怎麼了？

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‎你們快看，恐龍在拉一陀大屎

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‎你說誰是屎，臭屎蛋？

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‎-這個好笑
‎-真好笑

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‎但他們開除妳了嗎？

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‎對

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‎沒見過像妳這麼糟的猶太人
‎妳真的很不會做生意耶

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‎-天啊
‎-什麼？

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‎妳不能說這種話，妳又不是猶太人

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‎完全說得通，法國人有反猶太情結

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‎-沒錯
‎-才不是

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‎我們的猶太人口僅次於以色列和美國

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‎拜託，怎麼可能

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‎-是真的
‎-她說得對，我上網查給妳看好了

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‎對不起，貝當不是把我們
‎都送進毒氣室了嗎？

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‎不對，抱歉，是工作營才對

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‎等等，妳認為
‎經歷過一戰的慘痛經歷後

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‎法國人喜歡國家被德國人入侵？

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‎-對
‎-我們恨死他們了

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‎對不起
‎我得接這通電話，妳們繼續聊

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‎-你好，我是艾兒
‎-我是抵抗運動人士的後裔

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‎我認識的每個法國人都這麼說

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‎-天啊
‎-我只是說說

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‎-可以休戰了嗎？
‎-我愛妳

199
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:47,501
‎法國的猶太人口

200
00:10:47,584 --> 00:10:49,751
‎是美國跟以色列之外最多的

201
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:50,876
‎好吧

202
00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,209
‎-所以…
‎-看吧

203
00:10:52,293 --> 00:10:55,501
‎等等，妳沒資格拿猶太人

204
00:10:55,584 --> 00:10:59,293
‎來當藉口解釋
‎法國人為何有點反對阿拉伯人

205
00:10:59,376 --> 00:11:01,418
‎-我受不了了
‎-賈絲汀

206
00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:03,126
‎妳在做什麼？

207
00:11:03,918 --> 00:11:05,709
‎賈絲汀，那是垃圾

208
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:06,793
‎天啊

209
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,584
‎聞不到

210
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,209
‎連橘皮都不行

211
00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,168
‎-我連這都聞不出來
‎-好，我要聯絡耳鼻喉科醫生

212
00:11:13,251 --> 00:11:14,334
‎他很厲害

213
00:11:14,418 --> 00:11:17,043
‎他以前幫忙治好了喬治的鼻子

214
00:11:17,126 --> 00:11:19,584
‎-我立刻傳訊給他
‎-天啊

215
00:11:19,668 --> 00:11:22,001
‎妳只需要遠離垃圾

216
00:11:22,084 --> 00:11:23,626
‎-不要再用類固醇了
‎-好吧

217
00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:26,918
‎-妳會度過這個難關的，朋友
‎-好，我真的很高興

218
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,709
‎我很幸運，有艾文可以接手餐廳事務

219
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:30,834
‎我不信任他

220
00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:33,001
‎他對妳關心過頭

221
00:11:33,084 --> 00:11:34,959
‎關心過頭是什麼意思？

222
00:11:35,043 --> 00:11:37,834
‎意思就是她認為他都在奉承妳

223
00:11:37,918 --> 00:11:38,751
‎沒錯

224
00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:43,043
‎他有嗎？

225
00:11:43,126 --> 00:11:44,043
‎有，一點點

226
00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:47,001
‎好，我得走了

227
00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:49,251
‎-賈絲汀
‎-愛妳們喔

228
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,834
‎-她不會有事吧？
‎-沒事

229
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,043
‎我得先離開了，馬丁

230
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,709
‎-不行！
‎-我是認真的，我得走了

231
00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:57,084
‎明明說好今天是家庭日
‎我要怎麼跟艾伯特說？

232
00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,126
‎再見，艾伯特

233
00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:02,501
‎回頭見，我得去處理餐廳的緊急狀況

234
00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:04,751
‎我一小時後就會回來了，別擔心

235
00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:06,584
‎去搶球！

236
00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:08,626
‎還好嗎？

237
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:13,084
‎還好，不曉得，她不…我不知道

238
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:19,918
‎我前幾天在《世界報》
‎看了一篇很有趣的文章

239
00:12:20,668 --> 00:12:25,209
‎有個新研究提到
‎男孩非常需要爸爸陪伴

240
00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:26,709
‎勝過媽媽的陪伴

241
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:27,709
‎-真的？
‎-對

242
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,668
‎我以為媽媽對小男孩來說最重要

243
00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:31,543
‎對，我原本也這麼以為

244
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:35,668
‎不過顯然被鰥夫爸爸養大的男生

245
00:12:35,751 --> 00:12:41,418
‎成就勝過被寡婦媽媽養大的男孩

246
00:12:41,501 --> 00:12:43,168
‎-鰥夫跟寡婦？
‎-對

247
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:49,084
‎歐萊恩超愛他媽媽的

248
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:52,793
‎可是賈絲汀太注重工作了

249
00:12:52,876 --> 00:12:55,126
‎她從一開始就拒絕親餵

250
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:59,001
‎因此艾伯特非常依賴我

251
00:12:59,751 --> 00:13:00,793
‎對

252
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:05,584
‎我依稀記得小雅提過
‎賈絲汀罹患乳腺炎之類的

253
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:07,126
‎-沒錯
‎-或許是這個原因

254
00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:08,376
‎對，沒錯

255
00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:13,168
‎坦白說，我覺得根本沒有這種病

256
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,876
‎我認為這是西方醫生捏造出來的

257
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,459
‎就像產後憂鬱症

258
00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:21,959
‎我是說，去問在非洲下田的女人

259
00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:25,084
‎她們是否有
‎他媽的產後憂鬱症，對吧？

260
00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:27,126
‎對…

261
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,709
‎加油…

262
00:13:31,668 --> 00:13:34,668
‎不，不過我覺得你做得很好

263
00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:38,209
‎我是說，這裡的氣氛令人耳目一新

264
00:13:38,293 --> 00:13:39,376
‎謝了，傑瑞

265
00:13:39,459 --> 00:13:41,168
‎-很感謝你
‎-謝謝

266
00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:42,376
‎很高興有你這個老闆

267
00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:43,584
‎-好
‎-非常榮幸

268
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:45,543
‎幫你自己倒一杯

269
00:13:47,334 --> 00:13:48,626
‎我回來了

270
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:50,668
‎我看到了

271
00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:52,918
‎我說過我今天應付得來

272
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,293
‎妳不用來

273
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,459
‎對，胡蘿蔔得在5點前準備好

274
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:57,543
‎胡蘿蔔準備好了嗎？

275
00:13:58,126 --> 00:14:00,876
‎好，請放輕鬆
‎一切都在我的掌控之中

276
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:03,834
‎好嗎？我怎麼可能應付不來？
‎我師承最厲害的主廚

277
00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,126
‎顯然不是

278
00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:08,209
‎你削了胡蘿蔔的皮

279
00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:11,043
‎有機胡蘿蔔哪裡需要削皮

280
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:15,293
‎所有細微的味道都在胡蘿蔔皮

281
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:19,626
‎那種木香、酸味遇上香濃的味道

282
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,043
‎還有濃稠度

283
00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:23,626
‎這些是什麼？

284
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,334
‎這才不是胡蘿蔔

285
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:26,876
‎這是胡蘿蔔泥

286
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:29,043
‎正在高溫烹煮，妳會燙到手

287
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,043
‎-佛瑞德，馬上去拿冰塊
‎-我去拿

288
00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:33,459
‎為什麼在大吼大叫？

289
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:36,584
‎賈絲汀，妳怎麼來了？
‎妳不是感冒了，在臥床休息嗎？

290
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,918
‎我的洋蔥在哪裡？我的洋蔥呢？

291
00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:43,668
‎我請他們等到最後一刻再處理
‎這樣口感才會酥脆

292
00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:45,293
‎酥脆？

293
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:47,501
‎我們要的不是酥脆的洋蔥，艾文

294
00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:49,709
‎是要焦化，好嗎？

295
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:53,709
‎我才離開兩個小時
‎這裡就變成麥當勞！

296
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,168
‎這是我的廚房耶

297
00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:57,001
‎賈絲汀，妳嗑藥了嗎？

298
00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:59,626
‎因為妳看起來…妳的臉看起來…

299
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,043
‎好吧

300
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,126
‎我不太對勁…

301
00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:05,126
‎什麼？

302
00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:07,501
‎因為我不幫人吹簫？

303
00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:08,501
‎給我閉…

304
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,584
‎賈絲汀，妳這是在丟自己的臉

305
00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:13,709
‎對，我很丟臉，因為我大鳴大放

306
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:14,834
‎因為我是女人

307
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:19,084
‎-夠了，妳回去吧
‎-對，我這就回家死一死算了

308
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,376
‎等我死而復生，我想變成男兒身

309
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,959
‎好吧，對

310
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:27,751
‎這是什麼？拿來‎…

311
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:29,584
‎妳吸光了？

312
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:31,918
‎天啊，我的心臟

313
00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:34,959
‎-什麼？
‎-正在狂跳

314
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:37,084
‎好，得送她去急診室

315
00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:38,584
‎好，我現在就帶她去

316
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:40,209
‎不行，你得待在廚房裡

317
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:43,209
‎好，對不起，各位
‎這是我畢生最慘的一天

318
00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:44,918
‎-好
‎-抱歉，謝謝

319
00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:46,501
‎艾文，我愛你

320
00:15:47,126 --> 00:15:50,043
‎-放手，我們走吧
‎-我愛你，老兄，我愛你

321
00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:51,918
‎-你也是
‎-好，走吧

322
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,043
‎-我也愛你
‎-不要酥脆的洋蔥了

323
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,543
‎-妳好
‎-妳好

324
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:04,709
‎我是海倫，妳的隔壁鄰居
‎我們還沒見過面

325
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:06,793
‎幸會，我是雅絲敏

326
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:08,709
‎很抱歉週日還來打擾妳

327
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,209
‎但妳有看到派翠克嗎？

328
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,709
‎-派翠克？
‎-我們的小狗，我們找不到牠

329
00:16:14,293 --> 00:16:15,959
‎我通常把牠留在側院

330
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,543
‎因為牠整天窩在屋內會瘋狂作亂

331
00:16:18,626 --> 00:16:19,918
‎牠現在不見了

332
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,459
‎我可能忘了關門

333
00:16:22,543 --> 00:16:26,709
‎我只是…妳沒聽到
‎或看到什麼動靜吧？

334
00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:30,959
‎沒有，事實上我們整個早上
‎都去看我兒子的足球賽

335
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,293
‎對，很遺憾

336
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:36,126
‎也許牠被郊狼抓走了，媽咪

337
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,376
‎-媽？
‎-什麼事，親愛的？

338
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:42,459
‎要去踢足球的時候
‎我在街上看到一條跟牠很像的狗

339
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,168
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

340
00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:46,334
‎派翠克一定是逃走了

341
00:16:46,418 --> 00:16:49,459
‎妳開車在附近繞過或…

342
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:52,459
‎對，那就是我們該做的
‎開車在附近繞一繞

343
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:56,126
‎希望可以在天黑前找到牠，謝謝

344
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:59,293
‎好，不客氣，需要幫忙的話儘管說

345
00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:01,459
‎好，謝謝，派翠克？

346
00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:03,959
‎派翠克！

347
00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:06,376
‎你好，布萊德，我是雅絲敏

348
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,708
‎我們今早談過派翠克的事

349
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:11,043
‎威尼斯那條哀嚎的狗

350
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:12,833
‎對，牠消失了

351
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:15,918
‎什麼？

352
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,418
‎你為什麼要做這種事？

353
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:21,251
‎你連留張字條都沒有？

354
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,001
‎對，我知道你不是快遞員，但…

355
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,501
‎不對，我只是說那條狗在哀嚎

356
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:28,834
‎我沒有要你綁架牠

357
00:17:28,918 --> 00:17:29,876
‎牠現在在哪裡？

358
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:32,418
‎什麼程序？

359
00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:36,959
‎我不懂，牠隱睪是什麼意思？

360
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:42,251
‎你的意思是你得把牠安樂死？

361
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,209
‎就只因為牠的蛋蛋有缺陷？

362
00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:49,334
‎好，所以基本上你的意思是

363
00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:52,459
‎如果接下來24小時沒人去認領派翠克

364
00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:54,126
‎你就得殺了牠？

365
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:56,501
‎天啊

366
00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:02,126
‎X光顯示沒長息肉

367
00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:03,959
‎沒有腫瘤？

368
00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:06,793
‎有點充血，但沒什麼好擔心的

369
00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:11,626
‎只是…今天早上大打噴嚏後
‎就開始這樣了

370
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,543
‎我就失去嗅覺了

371
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,084
‎那是常見的感冒症狀

372
00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:17,709
‎不，可是妳不懂

373
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:19,251
‎聞不到氣味就無法試味道

374
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:22,251
‎無法試味道就無法下廚
‎無法下廚，我就不用活了

375
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,793
‎好，我們絕對希望妳活下去

376
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:29,334
‎我要開抗組織胺
‎應該能舒緩充血的程度

377
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:30,793
‎但是不要再噴鼻塞噴劑了

378
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,251
‎-好
‎-我也會開治療發紅的藥物

379
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:37,626
‎我也要開抗生素
‎因為有很小的機率可能是細菌感染

380
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:41,084
‎抗生素，但我去年吃過兩次了

381
00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:42,084
‎這樣不會太多嗎？

382
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:46,001
‎那些是治療膀胱感染復發的

383
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,209
‎不是同一類的抗生素

384
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:49,543
‎好吧

385
00:18:51,376 --> 00:18:53,918
‎那時感染很嚴重

386
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,584
‎幸好妳沒得敗血病

387
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,126
‎我當時好痛苦

388
00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:58,293
‎這我相信

389
00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:02,084
‎妳有超過一個性伴侶嗎？

390
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,501
‎沒有，我…結婚了

391
00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:08,584
‎其實我每次跟我先生上床

392
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:09,918
‎都會膀胱感染

393
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:16,418
‎所以妳過去兩年出現三次膀胱感染？

394
00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:18,001
‎是啊

395
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:23,126
‎妳也知道的

396
00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:27,126
‎生了小孩，忙著工作，都快累癱了…

397
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,293
‎-對，沒錯
‎-累到性趣缺缺

398
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,459
‎典型的育兒歲月

399
00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:32,418
‎對，妳的孩子幾歲？

400
00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:33,876
‎他11歲了

401
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:35,251
‎獨子

402
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:38,959
‎11歲的年紀最美妙了

403
00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:42,001
‎他很可愛，小時候很帥氣

404
00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:43,709
‎好好享受這段時光吧

405
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,459
‎時間一下子就過去了

406
00:19:45,543 --> 00:19:46,376
‎那當然，對

407
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:49,543
‎我要幫妳開藥治療…

408
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:54,376
‎以免妳會覺得焦慮

409
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,959
‎-好，謝謝
‎-不客氣

410
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:58,668
‎好了

411
00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:05,251
‎你好，親愛的

412
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:08,751
‎你能相信派翠克居然消失了嗎？

413
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,334
‎派翠克？

414
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,876
‎隔壁那條可愛的小狗

415
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:18,209
‎妳今天早上不是
‎通報動物管制處了嗎？

416
00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:21,459
‎是啊，可是電話沒接通

417
00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:24,709
‎他們一定是追蹤我的發話地點

418
00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:27,084
‎然後主動決定要綁架牠

419
00:20:29,418 --> 00:20:33,168
‎好吧，我的確有稍微留言

420
00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:34,626
‎可是我講得很含糊

421
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,834
‎我40分鐘前跟他們談過

422
00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:39,001
‎他們坦承自己把牠帶走了

423
00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:41,584
‎如果24小時內沒人領養牠

424
00:20:41,668 --> 00:20:43,543
‎他們就會把這條狗安樂死

425
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:47,543
‎好，那趕快通知鄰居，請他們去接牠

426
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:48,751
‎這可不行

427
00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:51,168
‎他們就會知道是我

428
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,501
‎我是說，罪魁禍首是我…

429
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:56,584
‎是我通報動物管制處，留了言

430
00:20:56,668 --> 00:20:59,334
‎而且，就算我告訴他們

431
00:20:59,418 --> 00:21:03,459
‎似乎派翠克罹患某種睪丸的疾病

432
00:21:03,543 --> 00:21:06,168
‎布萊德說這是疏忽造成的

433
00:21:06,251 --> 00:21:08,293
‎所以即使他們去接牠

434
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:09,876
‎派翠克也不能交還給飼主

435
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:11,709
‎其他人又不會想養…

436
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:14,543
‎一隻單蛋病狗

437
00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:19,501
‎布萊德是誰？

438
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,293
‎好，各位

439
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,959
‎媽咪有事要告訴你們

440
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,501
‎可以不要再玩手機了嗎？

441
00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:38,334
‎-我在跟爸爸傳簡訊
‎-馬上收起來

442
00:21:39,418 --> 00:21:41,501
‎媽咪今天失業了

443
00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:42,626
‎又來了？

444
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,251
‎對，又來了

445
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,668
‎謝謝，奧利佛

446
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:47,001
‎-媽？
‎-什麼事？

447
00:21:47,084 --> 00:21:49,751
‎-我的朋友都有零用錢
‎-奧利佛，現在別拿這件事煩我

448
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:52,293
‎應該把我們家的慘況拍成實境節目

449
00:21:52,376 --> 00:21:54,501
‎我們可以像卡戴珊家族
‎不過是貧窮版本

450
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:55,709
‎-不對
‎-超級窮

451
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:59,043
‎不對，我不喜歡那個字
‎我說過了，我們不窮

452
00:21:59,126 --> 00:22:00,168
‎我們是中產階級

453
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:02,751
‎我也說過別再看實境節目了

454
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:06,126
‎卡戴珊家不符合我們家的價值觀

455
00:22:06,209 --> 00:22:08,293
‎我們家什麼時候有價值觀了？

456
00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:09,834
‎-我有個疑問
‎-什麼事？

457
00:22:10,418 --> 00:22:12,834
‎妳覺得是因為做了錯誤的決定
‎才害我們這麼窮

458
00:22:12,918 --> 00:22:15,126
‎還是因為我們很窮
‎才做出錯誤的決定？

459
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,168
‎媽，就算很窮

460
00:22:17,668 --> 00:22:19,751
‎我們還是很幸福
‎因為我們是一家人啊

461
00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:20,959
‎對，少了各自的爸爸

462
00:22:21,043 --> 00:22:23,543
‎妳是全世界最棒的媽媽

463
00:22:23,626 --> 00:22:26,418
‎因為妳讓我晚餐吃玉米片

464
00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:27,876
‎超好吃

465
00:22:29,584 --> 00:22:30,418
‎凱

466
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,584
‎可以再說一次給媽咪聽嗎？

467
00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:36,959
‎照你剛剛說的那樣
‎不過笑得開心一點

468
00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:39,084
‎妳是全世界最棒的媽媽

469
00:22:39,168 --> 00:22:41,334
‎因為妳讓我晚餐吃玉米片

470
00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,584
‎超好吃

471
00:22:46,918 --> 00:22:47,834
‎再一次

472
00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:50,334
‎妳是全世界最棒的媽媽

473
00:22:50,418 --> 00:22:52,876
‎因為妳讓我晚餐吃玉米片

474
00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:54,501
‎超好吃

475
00:23:03,126 --> 00:23:04,584
‎我很擔心賈絲汀

476
00:23:05,668 --> 00:23:07,418
‎我覺得她好像對馬丁不滿

477
00:23:08,293 --> 00:23:11,043
‎我很確定她是因為艾伯特
‎才沒有跟他離婚

478
00:23:11,126 --> 00:23:12,001
‎你覺得呢？

479
00:23:12,501 --> 00:23:13,793
‎我不快樂

480
00:23:16,543 --> 00:23:18,001
‎要再開一瓶嗎？

481
00:23:18,084 --> 00:23:18,918
‎安妮

482
00:23:19,751 --> 00:23:20,751
‎我不快樂

483
00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:43,334
‎好可愛

484
00:24:50,251 --> 00:24:51,126
‎媽

485
00:24:51,626 --> 00:24:53,376
‎-對不起
‎-妳又在拍我了

486
00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:54,959
‎對不起

487
00:24:57,584 --> 00:24:59,126
‎我聞不到你的髮香

488
00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:01,043
‎可是我超愛那個氣味

489
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:02,751
‎都洗乾淨了

490
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,251
‎你刷牙了嗎？

491
00:25:05,001 --> 00:25:06,584
‎刷了兩次

492
00:25:06,668 --> 00:25:08,584
‎你今晚跟爸爸一起做了什麼？

493
00:25:08,668 --> 00:25:09,501
‎算數學

494
00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:10,918
‎真有趣

495
00:25:11,001 --> 00:25:12,793
‎妳又燙到了嗎？

496
00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:14,209
‎對，不嚴重

497
00:25:14,293 --> 00:25:15,918
‎只是又碰到熱鍋

498
00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:21,168
‎媽，妳知道嗎？
‎約翰說他認識洋子時的感覺

499
00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:22,501
‎跟認識保羅時是一樣的

500
00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:26,168
‎我覺得正是因為這樣
‎他單飛後的音樂還是很好聽

501
00:25:26,918 --> 00:25:28,543
‎因為是出自他對別人的愛

502
00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:30,209
‎有道理

503
00:25:31,334 --> 00:25:34,251
‎我會幫你做便當，你明天想吃什麼？

504
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:38,251
‎可以幫我做五蔬捲餅加山羊起司嗎？

505
00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:39,793
‎我喜歡妳做的菜，媽咪

506
00:25:40,418 --> 00:25:42,376
‎我也愛你，親愛的

507
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:45,751
‎好，繼續睡吧

508
00:25:47,043 --> 00:25:48,293
‎-晚安
‎-好

509
00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:53,709
‎媽咪，可以跳搞笑舞嗎？

510
00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:56,168
‎好

511
00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:10,626
‎（馬丁跟艾伯特的）

512
00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:13,126
‎馬丁跟艾伯特的…

513
00:26:15,626 --> 00:26:16,709
‎那我呢？

514
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,001
‎天啊

515
00:26:28,876 --> 00:26:32,251
‎我警告你，不要喜歡上我

516
00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:35,043
‎我如海盜般心狠手辣

517
00:26:41,209 --> 00:26:42,126
‎不要舔我

518
00:26:47,293 --> 00:26:48,209
‎好吧

519
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,376
‎是你的同胞

520
00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:12,876
‎來吧

521
00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:14,709
‎夠了，不要扭來扭去

522
00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:16,168
‎好了…

523
00:27:18,334 --> 00:27:20,959
‎很抱歉，對不起

524
00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:22,959
‎派翠克，你還好嗎？

525
00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:27,209
‎去吧

526
00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:30,751
‎我知道，我不愛你…

527
00:27:31,543 --> 00:27:33,459
‎好吧，愛啦…我愛你

528
00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:36,543
‎可是你得走了，這是行不通的

529
00:27:37,043 --> 00:27:39,251
‎你得離開，我知道…

530
00:27:39,834 --> 00:27:41,668
‎天啊，再見

531
00:27:59,043 --> 00:28:00,043
‎賈絲汀？

532
00:28:00,126 --> 00:28:01,001
‎什麼事？

533
00:28:01,543 --> 00:28:05,376
‎怎麼回事？這麼晚了
‎我過去幾個小時都在想辦法聯絡妳

534
00:28:05,459 --> 00:28:08,626
‎我得去急診室一趟
‎鼻塞噴劑讓我起了過敏反應

535
00:28:08,709 --> 00:28:10,168
‎然後我的手也燙傷了

536
00:28:11,126 --> 00:28:13,168
‎我擔心死了

537
00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:17,168
‎發生這種事就打給我，我可以去陪妳

538
00:28:19,584 --> 00:28:20,918
‎我不想麻煩你

539
00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:23,251
‎妳為什麼總是覺得
‎自己得一肩扛起所有責任？

540
00:28:25,584 --> 00:28:26,668
‎我的感冒怎麼辦？

541
00:28:26,751 --> 00:28:28,084
‎我遲早會被傳染的，所以…

542
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:41,918
‎-好痛
‎-怎麼了？

543
00:28:42,001 --> 00:28:43,293
‎-該死
‎-怎麼了？

544
00:28:44,043 --> 00:28:46,084
‎怎麼回事？我害你受傷了？

545
00:28:46,168 --> 00:28:51,334
‎不是的，我剛剛提水瓶的時候
‎拉到椎間盤了

546
00:28:51,418 --> 00:28:52,876
‎太糟糕了

547
00:28:54,209 --> 00:28:55,209
‎對，真對不起

548
00:28:55,918 --> 00:28:58,001
‎可以改天嗎？

549
00:28:58,918 --> 00:29:00,668
‎或許可以換我在上面？

550
00:29:00,751 --> 00:29:03,751
‎不行，那樣更糟！
‎妳會壓扁我的脊椎骨

551
00:29:07,501 --> 00:29:09,584
‎-好吧…
‎-我們一起看紀錄片吧

552
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:12,918
‎好吧

553
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:14,626
‎好主意

554
00:29:15,584 --> 00:29:19,293
‎我去換衣服

555
00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:21,668
‎可以幫我拿兩片阿斯匹靈嗎？

556
00:29:22,626 --> 00:29:23,626
‎好

557
00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:27,626
‎我們明明過得那麼富足

558
00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:29,334
‎我們只是…

559
00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:31,918
‎我們就試試看

560
00:29:32,918 --> 00:29:35,501
‎尋找對我們兩個最好的方案

561
00:29:39,834 --> 00:29:41,084
‎賽巴斯欽怎麼辦？

562
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,876
‎獅子可以在七分鐘內交配高達五次

563
00:29:59,793 --> 00:30:02,668
‎對母獅來說相當痛苦

564
00:30:07,251 --> 00:30:11,209
‎牠會為新的當家公獅
‎生下三隻小獅子…

565
00:30:11,293 --> 00:30:15,334
‎為新的當家公獅…

566
00:30:17,084 --> 00:30:20,168
‎我覺得噴劑讓我頭好昏，我要睡了

567
00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:21,584
‎等一頭公獅玩夠了…

568
00:30:21,668 --> 00:30:23,626
‎-我戴上耳機吧
‎-好，如果你想的話

569
00:30:23,709 --> 00:30:25,626
‎…取悅牠們兩個

570
00:30:29,584 --> 00:30:32,418
‎我的鼻孔攸關我的未來

571
00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:36,668
‎要是失去嗅覺，我會如何？

572
00:30:37,251 --> 00:30:40,001
‎我們對事物的看法
‎決定我們是什麼樣的人

573
00:30:40,543 --> 00:30:42,876
‎我們除了是自己感官的組合
‎還是什麼？

574
00:30:43,793 --> 00:30:47,001
‎我認為臭的氣味
‎別的動物可能很喜歡

575
00:30:48,168 --> 00:30:50,084
‎屎味讓我作嘔

576
00:30:50,168 --> 00:30:53,626
‎但對蟑螂來說
‎卻宛如美味的巧克力蛋糕

577
00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:54,834
‎正在烘烤的香味

578
00:30:56,584 --> 00:30:59,209
‎人類很怕被生吞活剝

579
00:30:59,293 --> 00:31:01,626
‎但或許對一隻公螳螂而言

580
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:05,126
‎被牠剛播完種的母螳螂吃掉

581
00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:07,001
‎是種無上的幸福

582
00:32:57,668 --> 00:33:02,668
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