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TICK:
Superheroes are people, too.

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We put our supersuits on
one leg at a time.

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We look both ways
before taking a mighty leap.

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If you prick us,
some of us even bleed.

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GENERAL McGINNIS:
Jesus Jumped-Up Christ.

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TICK: Like regular folk,
heroes need friends.

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Some of us may have sidekicks,
or teammates,

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or intelligent watercraft.

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But when the chips hit the fan,

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we all make decisions alone

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in the solitudinary fortress
of our head-noodle.

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It's these lonesome choices

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that mark the difference
between a hero

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and an average cup of joe.

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Afternoon, General.

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Your Very Large Man
is getting closer

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to civilization every day.

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-He has a name, General.
-Huh.

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Clifford Richter.

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Any chance you could get Cliff

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to stop walking
before things escalate?

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The only escalation
I see happening is

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your people pulling up stakes
and moving back a hundred miles.

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We established a perimeter here
for a reason.

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If he moves past...

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I get it. You've drawn your line
in the sand.

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That man out there
is a civilian,

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and I'll do everything
in my power to protect him.

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If you fire on him,
you fire on me.

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And that doesn't end well
for one of us.

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Excuse me.

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Got an interview
with ESHPN in ten minutes

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and a teleconference
with the brass at AEGIS in 12.

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I could reschedule if you're
gonna bite their heads off, too.

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I'll apologize
to the general later.

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I'm not feeling
quite myself today.

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(exhales)

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Since when do you get headaches?

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Since never.
(groans)

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(groans)

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Oh, that tastes like cancer.

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-Oh.
-(exhales)

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Mmm. Pumpkin spice.
How do you do that?

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DANGERBOAT:
Guys, looks like your prisoner

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is waking up.

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OVERKILL:
Good. Time to bring the pain.

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Your friend here is made
entirely of mind snakes.

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We need to go now.

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Tick, are you kidding me?
That's...

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We're making progress
for the first time ever.

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I mean, look at this place.

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Well, I am state-of-the-art.

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Overkill wants
to make a murder salad

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-out of your hero's journey.
-Oh, come on.

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He doesn't want to make
a "murder salad."

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RAMSES IV:
Help! He's killing me!

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(panting): Please,
please, please, oh, please.

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Please don't let him hurt me.

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Okay, fine.

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You want to play ball, Ramses?

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I'll promise that
no one hurts you, okay?

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Aah! That hurt.

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Dirty pool.

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Hey, hey, hey!
What did you just do to him?

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RAMSES IV:
Oh, my God.

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I've got meningitis now,
I-I can feel it.

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Relax. I just gave you a shot
of sodium Amber Thiessen.

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You're gonna tell us where The
Terror is now, aren't you, egg?

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I will tell you anything you
want, just-just don't get up...

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Well, we've got
the Hot Dish Cook-Off coming up,

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and that is
a countywide competition,

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so of course,
Mother's a little nervous.

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Jiminy Christmas.

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He's pumped that little shaver
full of crazy juice.

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Are you
on any prescription drugs?

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Lipitor? Prozac?

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-Viagra?
-Uh...

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There might be some
counter-indications.

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DANGERBOAT:
Should I call 911?

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He's fine.

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He should be fine.

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Whoa! Secret face.

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Don't talk about my face.

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Okay. Ramses. Ramses? Hey.

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Listen here, okay? Look at me.

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Where is The Terror?

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In your heart.
It's in the heart of every man.

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Not terror, The Terror.

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Oh, The Terror.

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Yeah, sure.

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He's holed up
under the Sacred Mother

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of Infinite Misery Church.

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-Sacred Mother of Infinite
Misery... -DANGERBOAT: Got it.

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Yep. He's dug in real good.

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Oh, my God.

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We got him.

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You died.

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I saw it. I...

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Superian hammered your
spider-tank into the ground.

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Trickery.

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You exploded.

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Wasn't there.

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I... They found your teeth.

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Always been handy
with the pliers.

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I needed elbow room, Janet.

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I needed Superian to believe...
I was dead.

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You needed
to make me believe it, too?

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You were my right hand, Janet.

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Everyone knew it.

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You out there
mourning my death...

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(exhales) ...really sold
the message, you know?

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Made it real.

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It was real.

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To me, it was real.

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And those suckers just ate it
right up!

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Ha!

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Anything to drink in this dump?

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OVERKILL: Sacred Mother
of Infinite Misery Church

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is sitting on a massive maze
of catacombs and sewer tunnels.

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It's a perfect hiding place
for The Terror's stronghold.

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I can't believe, after all these
years, that I finally found him.

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He's in there, all right.

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We need to do some on-site recon

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before we set up an attack.

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-What kind of attack?
-Wait, wait, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not going in there.

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We can do this.

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You, me, big blue freak.

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We have the shot to take
The Terror out.

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You have zero exit strategy;
it's suicide.

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Revenge needs no exit strategy.

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No... we need
no exit strategy, okay?

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Because what we're gonna do
is just blow the whistle on him.

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Okay? That plan has a hundred
percent chance of success,

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zero percent chance of death.

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We're taking Ramses to AEGIS.

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-AEGIS?
-Yeah.

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Those stapler-fondling
bureaucrats?

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-Yeah.
-They'll drown you in red tape.

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They'll file your file

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under "where the fuck
is that fucking file?"

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You're not even a super,
they won't listen to you.

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Well, I have Ramses.

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Huh?

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And Ramses is proof
that The Terror is still alive.

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They can't ignore me this time.

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Kid, this is your moment.

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You need to spill
The Terror's blood.

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What Arthur needs is justice.

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No, what I need is
to go tell them, okay?

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I am not done with him.

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Listen here, GunSkull-17,
this is not your case.

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This is my case, okay?

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I'm the one who did
all the research,

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I'm the one who figured it out,
and I'm the one

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who needs to take Ramses
to AEGIS.

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-So let him go.
-No.

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Tick?

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I think that's my cue

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to get you to mind
your Ps and carrots, mister.

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Get up.

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Come on.

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You'll be back.

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Oh, I very much doubt that.

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-Don't touch that.
-Already did.

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(gasps)

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Almond milk? Huh.

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All this time,
you've been alive

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and hiding and, what,
laughing at me?

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Hmm. This is repulsive.

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You drink this?

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-No.
-Look.

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You think you're mad at me.

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But you're just mad at yourself.

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You should've known
I was too smart to die.

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You should've read the signs,
had a little faith.

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So, now you're kicking your butt

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'cause all this time I've been
waiting for you to come find me.

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-Right.
-Of course I was.

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I've been watching you.

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I have.

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Really?

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Hey, Janet, did you, uh,

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leave out my almond...?

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Oh, my God.

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(whimpers)

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Is that Derek?

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He's my ex-husband.

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TERROR:
I.T. Derek?

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The Derek that set up the Wi-Fi

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in my old lair Derek?

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-You killed him.
-Did I?

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No, that's just
the platypus venom.

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-He'll seizure it off
in about an hour. -Hmm.

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Look, he's foaming.

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That's a good sign.

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You married Derek?

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I was not in a good place.

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It was, it was after you and...
hmm.

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I thought you were following
my every move.

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I tried... at first.

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Ah, you got so boring so fast,
I don't know.

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DOT:
Mom?

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Upstairs, honey.

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What is all this?

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You know, I don't know.

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I-I thought maybe one of
the guests had too many mimosas

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and trashed the place,

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but I didn't think it was
that kind of a party.

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Dottie, are you all right?

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You look not great.

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You smell like firecrackers.

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It's gun smoke.

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TICK:
Look, no one's happier than me

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that Overkill is
out of the picture, chum,

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but we can't just hand off
the quest to someone else.

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Look, Tick, the government
created AEGIS

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to deal with problems
exactly like The Terror, okay?

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But that's what
we were created for.

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Arthur, your moment
is approaching.

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Listen to the fibers
of your being.

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ARTHUR: Sorry, Tick,
we're gonna stick to my plan.

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(dialing)

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You'll see when you get
inside the place, Tick.

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State-of-the-art technology,

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dozens of qualified agents
who actually know what...

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What's going on?

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Hello.

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And thank you
for visiting AEGIS.

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This office is no longer
in operation.

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You can reach us on the Web
at www.aegisgov.org

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or at 1-800-52-AEGIS.

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Thank you and have a super day.

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Thank you.

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They're closed?

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Well, of course it is.

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There are no superheroes
in town.

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You got no heroes,
eventually you got no AEGIS.

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It's been too long, Lint.

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13 years.

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You can serve now.

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-What have you been doing?
-This and that.

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Remember how I used to say

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I always wanted to learn
how to play the drums?

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Did that.

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Launched a line of bath salts,
two new Menudos.

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Oh! And I've been killing
the bees.

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Dick move.

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Right?

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But mostly,

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I've taken the time to sit back

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and really focus
on the old magnum opus.

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You know. The one thing in
the world I've always wanted.

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The big one!

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No.

258
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,084
But you said it was impossible.
You said so yourself.

259
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,887
But what if I told you I finally
figured out a way to do it?

260
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,323
The super-villain Holy Grail.

261
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,292
The best worst thing ever.

262
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,293
Hmm.

263
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,394
How?

264
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,763
Well, you know how I am.

265
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,464
It comes to me
in bits and pieces,

266
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,099
like a tune.

267
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,035
I got the beat.
I got the bass line.

268
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,870
I've just been waiting
for the melody.

269
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,338
Is this that
music-of-the-spheres crap

270
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,405
that you love to talk about?

271
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,473
Bingo.

272
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,109
And you think that you can
just waltz back in here

273
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,511
and I'll play whatever little
part you want me to play?

274
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,679
Oh, I don't know, Lint.

275
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,981
You think you're ready?

276
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,483
You don't look ready.

277
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,385
Frankly, you look like shit.

278
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,253
(gasps)

279
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,821
God, I've been waiting
my entire life

280
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,290
for this exact moment
and now I have nothing.

281
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,059
Destiny wants you
to capture The Terror

282
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,027
with your own two
clever, little mitts.

283
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,996
Please, not with this again,
okay?

284
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,464
-(helmet beeping)
-Aah, God.

285
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,598
You all right?

286
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,633
I think I'm getting a call.

287
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,369
-Phone call on the headphone.
-Hello?

288
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,304
If you're not getting out
of this thing, I'm coming in.

289
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,305
-What?
-I'm in.

290
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,240
I'm helping.

291
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,276
What did you and Paloma do
to Mom's house?

292
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,610
Look, she was just
trying to kill me.

293
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,345
It... Dot.

294
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,413
It doesn't matter, okay?

295
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,648
There is nothing you could
possibly do to help us.

296
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,884
You don't know that.

297
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,886
I have ways
of finding things out.

298
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,754
-Connections.
-Connections?

299
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,522
Is this gonna be a long call?

300
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:03,757
-Could I sit?
-Sure.

301
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,058
Hi, Dot!

302
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,460
Dot, I am not letting you

303
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,762
get involved in this craziness.

304
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,230
Okay? Please.

305
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:14,101
You could get hurt and I cannot
let that happen to you.

306
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,404
Yeah, Arthur,
I know how you feel.

307
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,607
Dot? Dot?

308
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,142
So, she's in on the case? Great!

309
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,844
No, Tick, this is a disaster.

310
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,546
Come on, man.
This is the first minute

311
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,148
of the rest of your life.

312
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,182
Where's Ramses?

313
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,190
(grunts)

314
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,626
Impolite!

315
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,661
TERROR:
Look at you.

316
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,131
You used to be bigger than life.

317
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,565
A legend.

318
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,167
What happened?

319
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,735
You died, okay?

320
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,837
Did your brain?

321
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,939
Hmm? 'Cause that's
the only explanation

322
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,440
for how you got stuck
in this rut.

323
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:57,344
I wanted you to believe
I was dead for a while.

324
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,948
And I needed Ramses to be the
front for crime in this town.

325
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,817
But I always figured
you'd fry his ass

326
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,485
in that stupid throne of his

327
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,888
and then we'd talk.

328
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,257
-TICK: Arthur!
-(coughs)

329
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,058
You okay?

330
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,326
(coughing): Yeah. I'm okay.

331
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,630
I nailed the bastard, boss.

332
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,799
-He won't go down.
-(sighs)

333
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:21,969
Give me that thing.

334
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,372
We'll hit him where it hurts.

335
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,541
In the civilians.

336
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,547
(people screaming)

337
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,892
Tick, the bus!

338
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,826
Let's go!

339
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,228
Move!

340
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,833
Fear not, citizens!
The Tick is here!

341
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,136
And I got a bus to catch!

342
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,270
Everyone, come on out.

343
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,373
(grunts)

344
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,576
Okay. Come on, everybody.

345
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,445
Off the bus. Let's hurry.

346
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,947
(grunts)

347
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,549
(woman sobbing, man grunting)

348
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,884
ARTHUR:
Everybody.

349
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,485
(grunts)

350
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,355
Aah!

351
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,723
(gasping)

352
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,659
Curse your lack
of structural integrity.

353
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,028
(gasping)

354
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,530
Oh.

355
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,697
(panting)

356
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,533
-Okay, come on.
-Aah!

357
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,901
(indistinct chatter)

358
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,169
Aah...

359
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,004
MAN: Thank you.

360
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,540
(man grunts)

361
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,741
Arthur, jump in!

362
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,309
-Help them!
-(grunts)

363
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,079
You want me to get on the bus?

364
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,448
Sooner would be better, yes!

365
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,054
(gasping)

366
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,590
Hey there.

367
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,259
Come on, man.

368
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,929
Get off the bus, okay?

369
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,533
-(bus creaking)
-Come on.

370
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,434
You're okay.

371
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,503
You're okay, you're okay.
Here you go, buddy.

372
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,471
Okay.

373
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,406
-(glass shatters)
-Are you saying

374
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,675
all I had to do to get to you
was kill Ramses?

375
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,111
I'm saying the Lint I knew
would have shoved

376
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,413
his Humpty Dumpty butt
right off that wall

377
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,447
in the first year.

378
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,815
Do you think I like
running a crew

379
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,250
for that cat-worshipping fuck?!

380
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:21,088
Holy hell, woman,
you're evil incarnate.

381
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,690
Start acting like it!

382
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,924
(grunts)

383
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,762
(grunting)

384
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,332
(creaking)

385
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,466
Okay.

386
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,402
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

387
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,669
We have to get off
the bus, okay?

388
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,305
There you go.
Oh, boy.

389
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,308
Here we go.
Here we go.

390
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,510
Okay.
You'll be okay.

391
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:47,214
Okay, you're okay.
You're okay.

392
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,516
You're okay.
I'm okay.

393
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,917
There we go.

394
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,352
Tick, that's the last of them.

395
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,955
Citizens, look out below!

396
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,458
Letting go of bus in three,

397
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,029
-two...
-Wait! Wait, my baby!

398
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,630
He's in the bus!

399
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,633
* *

400
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:10,970
(beeps, blips)

401
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,474
TICK:
Arthur, hurry.

402
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,914
Hello?

403
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,083
Baby?

404
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,517
Whoa. Whoa!

405
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:42,235
Arthur! Time running out.

406
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,604
-I got him.
-Whoa.

407
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,906
Oh, oh.

408
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,576
-(exclaims)
-(bus crashes)

409
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,546
Arthur.

410
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,934
My baby!
Thank you.

411
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,303
(crying):
Thank you!

412
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,906
My baby!

413
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,409
ARTHUR (struggling):
Tick, I'm okay.

414
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,512
Okay, Tick, that's fine.
I'm okay.

415
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,679
(dog barks)

416
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,781
My beautiful baby boy.

417
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,050
What a beautiful child.

418
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,652
Pretty sure that's a dog, Tick.

419
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,886
Right.

420
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,122
MAN:
They saved the dog!

421
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,190
(cheering and applause)

422
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,194
(Tick chuckles)

423
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,029
NEWS ANCHOR (on TV):
This was the scene today

424
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:46,233
of an explosion that rocked
the Baxter Township Overpass.

425
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,602
Eyewitnesses filmed
this remarkable video

426
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,039
of a pair of superheroes
who came to the rescue

427
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,842
of a busload
of hapless passengers.

428
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,845
Yes, that's right, folks,
The City is once again

429
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,813
home to superheroes.

430
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,383
According to bystanders,
the heroes call themselves

431
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,419
The Tick and... Arthur?

432
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,720
* What's the difference
between *

433
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,624
* Night and day
besides the people *

434
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:16,829
* That come
and the people who stay *

435
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:20,032
* The feeling of love *

436
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,370
-* And the feeling of hate *
-(door closes)

437
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:27,073
* The big light in the sky *

438
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,643
* And the darkness of age *

439
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,013
-* So you'll see the lights *
-(car horn honking)

440
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,248
WOMAN:
I love you guys!

441
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,918
* And you'll hear the parade *

442
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,821
* So go join their call *

443
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:45,725
-* Indulge in their praise *
-Hey.

444
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,560
Ah.

445
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,132
* Do it 'cause you love it all *

446
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,204
* Do it 'cause you love
this city *

447
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,772
* 'Cause you love it all *

448
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:03,976
* Do it 'cause
you love this city *

449
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,646
* 'Cause you love it all *

450
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,681
* Do it 'cause you love
this city... *

451
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,617
(screams)

452
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,486
* You really must love it all *

453
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:19,792
* Do it 'cause
you love this city. *

454
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,061
NEWS ANCHOR: New superheroes
The Tick and Arthur avoided

455
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,331
-a major tragedy today. -Thank
you, Tick. -You're welcome.

456
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,698
ANCHOR:
Arthur, the Tick's associate,

457
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,468
went back inside
and saved the woman's dog.

458
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,569
TICK:
All right.

459
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,870
We're not sure of the breed
of the dog...

460
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,872
-Goat.
-Hello.

461
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,141
Tinfoil.

462
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,843
Tuwo shinkafa.

463
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,111
(Tick laughs)

464
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,680
Thank you, Ouma.

465
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,881
You saved the dog.

466
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,650
Yeah, I-I saved the dog.

467
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,786
Oh, hey, Kevin.

468
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,355
Mm-hmm.

469
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,189
-(helmet ringing)
-Um...

470
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,592
Hey, Arthur.
Tupac Latifah?

471
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,093
Okay, I'm-I'm getting
a call right now,

472
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,628
so I just... can I...

473
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,163
I need to take this.
Thank you.

474
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,766
Wait, sorry.
Hello?

475
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:03,436
-Tactics, you unbelievable
asshole. -Overkill?

476
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,505
I saw you fluttering around
on my TV.

477
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:08,107
Are you trying to get yourself
hung on a mob meat hook?

478
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,909
You called to yell at me.

479
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,210
Yes.

480
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,813
Also, the Urmanian video
on your suit.

481
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,715
Dangerboat screwed up
the translation.

482
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,150
-I fixed it.
-I fixed it!

483
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,152
What did we get wrong?

484
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,622
The suit is part
of a weapons system,

485
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,458
but it wasn't designed
to fight a foreign element.

486
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,960
It was designed to fight
an alien element.

487
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,996
It's a weapon against aliens?

488
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,364
You know any?

489
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,400
'Cause I can only think of one.

490
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,569
Superian.
He's from outer space.

491
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,137
The Terror is trying
to kill Superian.

492
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,340
We have to do something...

493
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,543
-Arthur?
-(car door slams, tires screech)

494
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,611
Arthur?

495
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,413
Hey, asshole,
I'm talking to you.

496
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,180
Oh, he hung up on you?

497
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,450
N-- He didn't hang up on me.

498
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:54,354
Arthur?
Where are you, chum?

499
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:05,131
Arthur's glove.
This is a sign.

500
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,066
And I'm pretty sure
it's a bad one.

501
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:11,003
Arthur?
Arthur!

502
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:15,975
Arthur...!

503
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,046
(Arthur breathing rapidly)

504
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,648
(gasps)

505
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,517
(chair rattles)

506
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,319
Oh, God, oh, God.

507
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,055
Ramses?

508
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,191
Hey, you... you don't have
to do this, you know?

509
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:35,395
I'm the one who kept you
from getting tortured, remember?

510
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,298
So why don't we just,
uh, discuss this...

511
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,767
like adults?

512
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:49,008
TERROR:
Alexa, play ominous music.

513
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,512
ALEXA: Shuffling a playlist
for ominous music.

514
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,747
(scary orchestral music playing)

515
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,749
Oh, my God.

516
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,093
Cliff-hanger!

517
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,095
(Arthur screams)