1
00:00:03,441 --> 00:00:04,734
[sighs] Do you know what today is?
2
00:00:14,118 --> 00:00:15,494
Of course I do.
3
00:00:16,328 --> 00:00:18,414
But you're so pretty when you say it,
so you say it.
4
00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:24,962
No, it's just Friday,
or, as I like to call it, "Fri-yay."
5
00:00:25,045 --> 00:00:27,923
[laughs] So what do you say we live it up
6
00:00:28,007 --> 00:00:30,217
and try that new restaurant,
Jalapeño Kevin's?
7
00:00:30,301 --> 00:00:33,262
Ooh, I've been wanting to go there
because the name sounds exotic,
8
00:00:33,345 --> 00:00:35,890
but it has "Kevin" in it,
so I know it won't be too spicy.
9
00:00:35,973 --> 00:00:39,643
Yeah. Hey, remember how much
we liked Hong Kong Dave's?
10
00:00:39,727 --> 00:00:44,106
Mm, yeah. Oh, but we can't.
We have date night with Don and Marcy.
11
00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:47,193
Oh, yeah. They won't try a new place.
They always just want to go to Mick's.
12
00:00:47,276 --> 00:00:51,071
Yeah. Every week, it's the same:
Order burgers, then Marcy sends hers back
13
00:00:51,155 --> 00:00:53,908
because it's too well-done
or not well-done enough.
14
00:00:54,909 --> 00:00:57,286
It's never just right.
She's the Goldilocks of burgers.
15
00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:06,212
You know I love Don and Marcy,
but we're kind of in a rut.
16
00:01:06,295 --> 00:01:09,298
Hey, what if we say
one of the kids is sick and we cancel,
17
00:01:09,381 --> 00:01:11,759
and then we go to Jalapeño Kevin's?
18
00:01:14,136 --> 00:01:16,305
Honey, we can't do that.
He's my brother. We love them.
19
00:01:16,388 --> 00:01:17,681
I know.
20
00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:21,560
I said we loved them
before you said we loved them.
21
00:01:23,521 --> 00:01:27,733
It's just-- [sighs] I don't know.
We've all been together a long time.
22
00:01:27,817 --> 00:01:29,860
Yeah. It's like a marriage.
23
00:01:32,071 --> 00:01:33,113
[chuckles]
24
00:01:33,697 --> 00:01:37,493
But not this marriage. No, no, no.
Every moment with you is a gift.
25
00:01:37,576 --> 00:01:38,994
Uh-huh.
26
00:01:40,913 --> 00:01:43,457
-Anybody want a snack?
-What do you got?
27
00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:45,376
Pocket bacon.
28
00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:49,630
What kind of bacon?
29
00:01:50,339 --> 00:01:52,675
He carries bacon everywhere
in case of emergencies.
30
00:01:54,552 --> 00:01:56,387
My car runs into a snowbank,
31
00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:58,681
I can last a week
with just the bacon I have on me.
32
00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:03,936
He's also been tackled by dogs four times.
33
00:02:05,563 --> 00:02:08,566
Thanks for explaining,
but I was never seriously considering it.
34
00:02:09,817 --> 00:02:11,026
I've got to head out anyway.
35
00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:13,028
Oh. Hot date?
36
00:02:13,112 --> 00:02:15,030
Yep. She's a mobile cat groomer.
37
00:02:15,114 --> 00:02:16,866
I met her in the Band-Aid aisle
at the drug store.
38
00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:24,081
Boy, I am glad I got married
39
00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:26,625
before I hit the cat-groomer phase
of being single.
40
00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,712
Hey, don't forget
we have couples dinner tonight.
41
00:02:29,795 --> 00:02:31,172
How could I forget?
42
00:02:31,255 --> 00:02:33,340
We do couples dinner at Mick's
almost every week.
43
00:02:33,424 --> 00:02:36,552
How about next week,
instead of dinner at Mick's...
44
00:02:36,635 --> 00:02:38,804
-Yeah?
-...we do dinner at Mick's,
45
00:02:38,888 --> 00:02:40,598
followed by a jug band concert?
46
00:02:42,766 --> 00:02:44,059
Is it just jugs?
47
00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:49,565
It's a whole band.
There's washboards, banjos, spoons.
48
00:02:49,648 --> 00:02:52,526
So any instrument a Muppet would play?
49
00:02:54,153 --> 00:02:55,154
That's a pass.
50
00:02:55,946 --> 00:02:56,947
Okay,
51
00:02:57,531 --> 00:03:00,326
but this is your only chance to yell
"nice jugs" without getting in trouble.
52
00:03:03,829 --> 00:03:08,000
Stop what you're doing. I got great news.
Don just called and canceled dinner.
53
00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:10,252
-Marcy sprained her ankle!
-[gasps]
54
00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:16,050
Yay! I mean, oh, sad for Marcy,
but now it really is Fri-yay.
55
00:03:16,133 --> 00:03:19,303
Yeah.
Don said she has to stay home and ice it.
56
00:03:19,386 --> 00:03:23,515
Well, then, I think tonight is all about
you, me and Jalapeño Kevin.
57
00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:24,975
[both laugh]
58
00:03:25,809 --> 00:03:27,811
The only threesome I will ever agree to.
59
00:03:29,438 --> 00:03:31,482
Eh, we'll talk after a couple margaritas.
60
00:03:34,568 --> 00:03:36,528
This place is great. My drink is blue.
61
00:03:36,612 --> 00:03:39,114
It's a blu-garita, Adam! [laughs]
62
00:03:39,782 --> 00:03:42,534
And it has a gummy jalapeño in it.
63
00:03:43,702 --> 00:03:45,788
Because it's Jalapeño Kevin's.
64
00:03:45,871 --> 00:03:47,623
They got their thinking caps on
in the head office.
65
00:03:47,706 --> 00:03:49,583
-Hmm.
-[laughter]
66
00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:51,043
[chattering]
67
00:03:51,126 --> 00:03:54,380
What's Don doing here? He's supposed
to be home taking care of Marcy.
68
00:03:55,214 --> 00:03:57,716
Maybe he came to pick up food for her
and ran into friends.
69
00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,094
That makes sense.
He said she couldn't get out of bed.
70
00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:02,304
Aw. Wait, there's Marcy.
71
00:04:02,388 --> 00:04:03,514
¡Olé!
72
00:04:09,144 --> 00:04:10,854
That better mean "ouch" in Spanish.
73
00:04:13,023 --> 00:04:14,733
[theme music playing]
74
00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,043
I can't believe they ditched us!
75
00:04:33,794 --> 00:04:35,421
After we didn't ditch them.
76
00:04:36,588 --> 00:04:40,926
You know why? Because we're good people.
It's our worst quality.
77
00:04:43,095 --> 00:04:44,888
Why didn't you let me go over
and say something?
78
00:04:44,972 --> 00:04:48,434
'Cause I didn't want you to make a scene.
You were so mad your lips got blue.
79
00:04:50,436 --> 00:04:52,104
That was from the blu-garita.
80
00:04:52,688 --> 00:04:53,689
Oh.
81
00:04:54,898 --> 00:04:57,651
But I am mad. Don and Marcy cheated on us!
82
00:04:57,735 --> 00:05:01,864
I know. After we gave them
the best years of our lives.
83
00:05:02,948 --> 00:05:07,244
Yeah. And how do they repay us?
By olé-ing with some other couple.
84
00:05:10,622 --> 00:05:11,623
So what do we do?
85
00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:14,752
We're gonna do what I should've done
when my first boyfriend cheated on me:
86
00:05:14,835 --> 00:05:16,086
talk face-to-face.
87
00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,171
Oh.
88
00:05:17,254 --> 00:05:19,882
You know, instead of just telling
everybody he had crabs. [chuckles]
89
00:05:29,725 --> 00:05:31,435
I learn something new about you every day.
90
00:05:31,518 --> 00:05:32,519
[chuckles]
91
00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:39,818
Hey, Don.
92
00:05:39,902 --> 00:05:42,196
Still stuck at home with Marcy, huh?
93
00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:43,405
Yeah. I haven't left the house.
94
00:05:44,239 --> 00:05:47,284
Hey, remind me,
how did you say Marcy hurt her ankle?
95
00:05:47,868 --> 00:05:50,162
Oh, she was playing street ball
with some neighborhood toughs.
96
00:05:51,747 --> 00:05:54,500
We saw you guys at Jalapeño Kevin's.
97
00:05:55,084 --> 00:05:56,835
Hmm, I'm not aware of that establishment.
98
00:05:58,378 --> 00:05:59,379
We have evidence.
99
00:05:59,463 --> 00:06:03,050
Yeah, we took a picture of you
eating the other half of those enchiladas.
100
00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:06,678
Here it is: you and Marcy with strangers.
101
00:06:06,762 --> 00:06:08,388
And they don't look like
a couple of ankle doctors.
102
00:06:09,223 --> 00:06:10,390
Well, that's not us.
103
00:06:10,474 --> 00:06:13,685
-Wha--
-How could that possibly not be you?
104
00:06:13,769 --> 00:06:15,729
Everyone in the world's got a look-alike.
105
00:06:15,813 --> 00:06:17,481
It's weird that Marcy's and mine
are together.
106
00:06:18,398 --> 00:06:19,441
I guess we were meant to be.
107
00:06:21,068 --> 00:06:24,113
Can you believe this?
We know you're lying.
108
00:06:24,196 --> 00:06:26,115
You're right. He is lying.
109
00:06:27,157 --> 00:06:29,201
We went out with another couple
last night.
110
00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:32,538
-And it felt good.
-[laughs]
111
00:06:34,748 --> 00:06:37,126
We did things we haven't done in years.
112
00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:40,170
We don't need the details
of your night out with the floozies.
113
00:06:40,254 --> 00:06:43,090
-Yeah. We couldn't care less about them.
-Hmm.
114
00:06:43,173 --> 00:06:45,342
We don't care who they are
or where they came from.
115
00:06:46,135 --> 00:06:47,511
So who are they,
and where'd they come from?
116
00:06:48,428 --> 00:06:50,055
-Tina and Trevor.
-Yeah.
117
00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:52,766
We call them "TNT,"
'cause they're dynamite.
118
00:06:54,977 --> 00:06:56,311
They sound stupid.
119
00:06:57,813 --> 00:07:01,567
Look, the fact is,
this thing hasn't been good for a while.
120
00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:03,235
We're all just going through the motions.
121
00:07:03,318 --> 00:07:06,488
Well, we feel the same way,
but we didn't go behind your backs.
122
00:07:06,572 --> 00:07:08,198
We just talked about it behind your backs.
123
00:07:08,866 --> 00:07:13,203
Well, if you feel the same way,
I think it's time for a break.
124
00:07:14,121 --> 00:07:15,372
Wait a minute. You're breaking up with us?
125
00:07:16,498 --> 00:07:18,625
You're breaking up with us?
126
00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:20,836
You. [scoffs] Us?
127
00:07:22,296 --> 00:07:23,297
Unbelievable.
128
00:07:24,673 --> 00:07:26,925
We are the best thing
that ever happened to you.
129
00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,553
So good luck with your new couple.
130
00:07:30,554 --> 00:07:32,181
-I heard they have crabs.
-Yeah.
131
00:07:37,769 --> 00:07:40,397
The only way to get over this
is to get right back on the horse.
132
00:07:40,481 --> 00:07:42,983
We need to get with a new couple
as soon as possible.
133
00:07:43,066 --> 00:07:44,651
They don't even have to be good-looking.
134
00:07:45,903 --> 00:07:48,155
Yeah, what we need is a rebound couple.
135
00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:50,199
-A confidence booster.
-Mm-hmm.
136
00:07:50,282 --> 00:07:53,869
Right. Get with someone else.
That's what I did when I got dumped.
137
00:07:55,537 --> 00:07:57,414
"Get with"? What does that mean?
138
00:07:57,498 --> 00:07:59,625
Is that like "hook up"?
What does "hook up" mean?
139
00:08:01,335 --> 00:08:04,129
Listen, there's a parent mixer
for my class coming up.
140
00:08:04,213 --> 00:08:05,631
You should go.
141
00:08:07,049 --> 00:08:09,092
-That's a great idea.
-What?
142
00:08:09,176 --> 00:08:12,638
Those things are full of people so lonely
they'll go to a parents mixer.
143
00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:15,224
We're gonna clean up.
144
00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:17,726
All right.
145
00:08:17,809 --> 00:08:20,479
Let's get out there, put our beer goggles
on and see who we come home with.
146
00:08:23,065 --> 00:08:24,525
[chattering]
147
00:08:26,318 --> 00:08:27,986
I'm a little nervous.
148
00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,571
Babe, we have no reason to be.
149
00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:32,407
Don and Marcy don't know
what they lost, okay?
150
00:08:32,491 --> 00:08:35,702
We're Willy Wonka, and these people
just got golden tickets. [chuckles]
151
00:08:35,786 --> 00:08:37,120
But we don't know anybody here.
152
00:08:37,204 --> 00:08:40,499
Well, I know that guy.
His name's Bob. Hey, Bob.
153
00:08:40,582 --> 00:08:43,794
-I think his name is Jim.
-Hey, Jim, you seen Bob?
154
00:08:44,878 --> 00:08:46,713
I think we might be a little rusty
at this.
155
00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:50,175
Come on.
This place is full of lonely couples.
156
00:08:50,259 --> 00:08:51,301
It's a real meat market.
157
00:08:52,928 --> 00:08:56,098
Well, take a seat,
and let's do a little window shopping.
158
00:08:57,641 --> 00:08:59,643
-[sighs]
-Hey.
159
00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:02,396
How about those guys?
160
00:09:02,479 --> 00:09:06,358
No, nope. Not talking to a guy
who wears flip-flops after dark.
161
00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,610
-Ugh.
-Let's keep looking.
162
00:09:08,694 --> 00:09:10,028
[gasps]
163
00:09:10,112 --> 00:09:11,863
-Oh! Oh.
-[gasps]
164
00:09:11,947 --> 00:09:13,490
Adam!
165
00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:15,242
I'm too strong.
166
00:09:15,325 --> 00:09:17,077
Stick those back in there.
167
00:09:19,538 --> 00:09:22,791
Welcome to our home.
Ah, I see you found our favorite chair.
168
00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:24,710
It's their favorite chair, Adam.
169
00:09:25,419 --> 00:09:27,462
Well, I can see why. [chuckles]
170
00:09:27,546 --> 00:09:30,173
In fact, I think I might just sit
in this thing all night.
171
00:09:30,257 --> 00:09:32,551
Maybe even until you go up to bed.
[chuckles]
172
00:09:33,385 --> 00:09:36,305
It was the last thing my grandfather made
before he passed away.
173
00:09:36,388 --> 00:09:38,557
Dead grandpa's homemade chair, Adam.
174
00:09:40,726 --> 00:09:42,561
Is that guy stealing your silverware?
175
00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:49,943
My bad. He's just eating.
176
00:09:51,528 --> 00:09:53,155
Nice to meet you. I'm Wally.
177
00:09:56,825 --> 00:09:57,826
[sighs]
178
00:09:58,785 --> 00:09:59,786
Adam.
179
00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:06,293
I think your grandpa
would want you to have this.
180
00:10:09,087 --> 00:10:11,548
That was a long, quiet walk
to the front door.
181
00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:12,633
[chuckles softly]
182
00:10:14,676 --> 00:10:17,095
Lot of pictures of that grandfather, too,
I noticed.
183
00:10:19,473 --> 00:10:22,893
You know what the worst part is?
I can't tell Don the story.
184
00:10:22,976 --> 00:10:25,145
He hates antiques.
He loves breaking things.
185
00:10:25,228 --> 00:10:26,271
It's perfect for him.
186
00:10:26,355 --> 00:10:29,941
[chuckles] Yeah.
They would've thought it was funny.
187
00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:31,568
And then we would've thought it was funny.
188
00:10:32,194 --> 00:10:34,279
-There's no substitute for best friends.
-Mm.
189
00:10:34,863 --> 00:10:36,114
Although these do help.
190
00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:41,411
Oh, no. There's Don and Marcy.
191
00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:43,038
With their trashy new couple.
192
00:10:43,872 --> 00:10:45,791
Look how young they are. What a cliché.
193
00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:49,586
Hey, guys. I'd like you to meet
our friends, Tina and Trevor.
194
00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:51,296
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
195
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:55,133
It's funny they're your friends.
From far away, they look like your kids.
196
00:10:57,386 --> 00:10:58,970
That's right. Too young.
197
00:11:00,305 --> 00:11:03,850
Tina's a fitness instructor.
Poke her six-pack. Rock-solid.
198
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:06,770
Nah, that's okay, I'm good.
199
00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:09,189
Come on, go for it.
200
00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:12,901
All right, I'll touch her.
I don't want to be rude. [chuckles]
201
00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:21,785
So this must be really hard for you
because you're alone and we're not.
202
00:11:21,868 --> 00:11:25,664
Oh, you think we're alone?
[chuckles] No, no. We are not alone.
203
00:11:25,747 --> 00:11:27,040
-Right, Adam?
-Right.
204
00:11:27,124 --> 00:11:29,167
Yeah, we're meeting
our new friends here too.
205
00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:31,920
You already met somebody?
We just broke up.
206
00:11:33,713 --> 00:11:36,049
That's what happens when you let
the best thing in your life go.
207
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:38,343
Mm-hmm. We're a catch, and we got caught.
208
00:11:38,427 --> 00:11:39,428
Mm-hmm.
209
00:11:41,346 --> 00:11:43,515
In fact, there they are. Hey, guys.
210
00:11:43,598 --> 00:11:46,101
Sorry we're late. We're talking
to this super boring couple over here.
211
00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:47,185
[chuckles]
212
00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:49,438
Well, enjoy your dinner.
213
00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:51,523
Make sure they give you the crayons
with your kids' menu.
214
00:11:51,606 --> 00:11:52,607
[both laugh]
215
00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:57,362
-Are we really doing this?
-We have to. They're watching.
216
00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:00,282
[both] Hi!
217
00:12:04,161 --> 00:12:05,495
Do we know you?
218
00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:07,164
Not yet. [chuckles]
219
00:12:08,331 --> 00:12:09,958
Look, I know this sounds crazy,
220
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:14,004
but we saw you from across the room
and thought maybe we should be friends.
221
00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:15,464
It's not crazy.
222
00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:20,510
We're Buddhists, and we believe
the universe brought you to us.
223
00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:29,144
Uh-oh.
224
00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:36,860
I'm Mason, and this is my wife, Bessica.
225
00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:39,196
I'm sorry, did you say Jessica?
226
00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:41,031
No, Bessica.
227
00:12:41,114 --> 00:12:44,868
I was born Jessica,
but there were so many, I changed it.
228
00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:47,871
And I figured,
why not be the best Jessica?
229
00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:49,956
Bessica.
230
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,711
Oh. Sounds like a lot of paperwork
for nothing.
231
00:12:54,794 --> 00:12:56,922
[chuckles] Uh, I'm Adam and this is--
232
00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:59,549
Bandi. The best Andi.
233
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,427
Are you guys Buddhists too?
234
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:03,512
[both laugh]
235
00:13:07,098 --> 00:13:08,183
What are they talking about?
236
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,853
Looks like they're talking about...
nudists.
237
00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:16,566
Adam and I always wanted to meet nudists.
We have so many questions,
238
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,318
like, if you're talking to a nudist,
239
00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:19,819
and you're sitting down
and he's standing up,
240
00:13:20,529 --> 00:13:21,530
what are you talking to?
241
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:26,117
So, what do you guys do on the weekends?
242
00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:27,911
Oh, we watch a lot of cooking shows.
243
00:13:27,994 --> 00:13:30,038
Mm, but they're all the same,
so I was thinking,
244
00:13:30,121 --> 00:13:32,541
what about a show
where you can only cook what you kill?
245
00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:34,251
It's called Cook What You Kill.
246
00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:38,713
Sorry, we don't own a television.
[chuckles]
247
00:13:38,797 --> 00:13:40,757
We just like to talk to each other.
248
00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:46,346
Well, call us in ten years,
tell us how that's going.
249
00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:51,017
So, you guys are Buddhists, huh?
250
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,228
What's the shortest way to explain that?
251
00:13:55,272 --> 00:13:58,024
Well, it's about everything and nothing.
252
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:01,653
Huh. Jump in anytime here, Bandi.
253
00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:06,533
Okay, uh, well,
how does it affect your life?
254
00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:09,411
For one thing, we don't eat meat.
255
00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:11,454
Yeah, but bacon's cool, right?
256
00:14:11,538 --> 00:14:12,747
[Adam chuckles]
257
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:16,126
And we're enlightened,
so we don't feel anger.
258
00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:20,589
-What if someone cuts you off in traffic?
-We have compassion for them.
259
00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:24,426
I have to be honest: You saying that
makes me feel a little angry.
260
00:14:25,927 --> 00:14:29,514
You have to learn to look at things
through your third eye.
261
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:36,521
You mean my butt?
262
00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:41,610
And we had to sit there for three hours
263
00:14:41,693 --> 00:14:44,070
because we couldn't leave
before Don and Marcy.
264
00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:46,615
-It was a Mexican restaurant standoff.
-Yeah.
265
00:14:49,784 --> 00:14:53,038
But on the way home,
we realized we already love you.
266
00:14:53,121 --> 00:14:56,374
And since you're dating the cat groomer,
the four of us could be couple friends.
267
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:59,294
Oh, that's over.
I thought she took my breath away,
268
00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:01,546
but it turns out
I'm deathly allergic to cats.
269
00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:06,301
-I found out in the ambulance.
-Ugh.
270
00:15:08,094 --> 00:15:11,097
Well, if Lowell's out,
that means we're gonna be alone forever.
271
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:12,599
That's not true.
272
00:15:12,682 --> 00:15:15,644
You just have to visualize what you want
and go out and get it.
273
00:15:15,727 --> 00:15:16,728
Who's your dream couple?
274
00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:21,566
I don't know. Just someone more like us.
Bacon eaters.
275
00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:26,321
People who think it's funny
when we break old chairs.
276
00:15:26,404 --> 00:15:27,405
Yeah.
277
00:15:28,531 --> 00:15:31,326
People who, when you meet 'em,
you feel like you already know 'em.
278
00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:37,374
So you're looking for bacon lovers
that laugh at other people's misfortunes
279
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:38,625
who you already know.
280
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:40,543
[both] Yeah.
281
00:15:41,544 --> 00:15:43,088
That's Don and Marcy.
282
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:46,591
What?
283
00:15:46,675 --> 00:15:48,843
Don carries pocket bacon.
284
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:55,308
And every winter, Marcy hoses down
her front walk so people slip on the ice.
285
00:15:55,392 --> 00:15:56,393
Oh, yeah.
286
00:15:57,936 --> 00:16:00,397
You're looking for them.
287
00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:03,608
Oh, my God, we are.
288
00:16:04,818 --> 00:16:07,153
Yeah, and they were right in front of us
this whole time.
289
00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:09,739
Maybe we were in a rut
290
00:16:09,823 --> 00:16:12,826
because we stopped noticing
what was so great about them.
291
00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:15,870
Guys, this is like the plot
of every romantic comedy.
292
00:16:15,954 --> 00:16:18,498
I wouldn't be surprised
if you opened that door,
293
00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:22,794
and they were standing there
holding a boom box over their heads.
294
00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,092
Well, it was worth a shot.
295
00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:33,930
I want our friends back.
How do we get 'em back?
296
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:37,809
Well, uh, in the movies,
you need a grand gesture.
297
00:16:37,892 --> 00:16:38,935
Like in The Notebook,
298
00:16:39,019 --> 00:16:43,565
Ryan Gosling wrote Rachel McAdams
a letter every day for a year.
299
00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:45,775
We don't have that kind of time!
300
00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:49,821
Ooh.
301
00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:52,073
-But I do have an idea. Come on, come on.
-[gasps]
302
00:16:52,157 --> 00:16:53,742
Yes. Go to them.
303
00:16:53,825 --> 00:16:57,037
I'm crying because of the cat allergy,
not because of this.
304
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:04,210
So now Adam and Andi have new
couple friends, and we're alone again.
305
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:06,421
What happened to the broad
with the iron stomach?
306
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:08,173
She was gonna let me hit her with a board.
307
00:17:09,841 --> 00:17:12,802
Nah, they're out. They don't watch TV.
They talk to each other.
308
00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:14,888
Sounds like they're in a cult.
309
00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:18,808
So we were thinking
maybe you could be our couple friends.
310
00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:27,150
That's a nice offer, son, but your mother
doesn't really care for Marcy.
311
00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:30,612
I think what your father
was trying to say is,
312
00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:35,116
we've been here 20 minutes,
but it seems a lot longer.
313
00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,745
Yeah, well, the clock's not ticking
any faster over here, Bev.
314
00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:42,832
Well, we've insulted each other.
I think it's time to go.
315
00:17:45,376 --> 00:17:46,377
Hey, Ma.
316
00:17:46,461 --> 00:17:48,713
Oh, nice to see you,
son who didn't marry Marcy.
317
00:17:50,465 --> 00:17:51,716
What's her deal?
318
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,718
We stirred the pot. Enjoy the stew.
319
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:58,598
-What are you doing here?
-Uh...
320
00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:02,811
Listen, we know you're happy
with your new couple, but...
321
00:18:04,062 --> 00:18:07,690
we went out there looking for
something better, and we couldn't find it.
322
00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:13,446
Well, that means a lot. [chuckles]
And, to be honest, neither could we.
323
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:16,991
Also, Marcy didn't really hurt her ankle.
324
00:18:20,787 --> 00:18:23,081
You guys are perfect for us.
325
00:18:23,748 --> 00:18:27,293
I mean, I guess what I'm trying to say is,
you know,
326
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:30,505
we're just a couple
standing in front of another couple,
327
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:32,715
asking them to love us.
328
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:36,594
What's that? What are we doing?
329
00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:38,847
It's from Notting Hill.
330
00:18:39,681 --> 00:18:43,059
Look, you're our best friends, and--
331
00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:45,186
we're sorry that we took you for granted.
332
00:18:45,687 --> 00:18:48,773
-[sighs]
-We got lazy too.
333
00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:52,110
We could've said something
instead of going behind your back.
334
00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:56,239
You know what, we could all be
a little more honest with each other.
335
00:18:56,322 --> 00:18:59,242
Like, you should've told us
you wanted to go to Jalapeño Kevin's.
336
00:18:59,325 --> 00:19:02,996
We thought you didn't want to try anything
new. You made fun of the jug band.
337
00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:04,956
You mean this jug band?
338
00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:08,585
You got us tickets? You remembered.
339
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:11,171
Yeah, it's a grand gesture to show you
how much you mean to us.
340
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:13,965
I got to tell you, that touches my heart.
341
00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:17,886
Hey, you guys want to go to Mick's
and get a burger?
342
00:19:17,969 --> 00:19:19,929
-Oh, that sounds great.
-[chuckling]
343
00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:21,639
So, what's new with you guys?
344
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:25,226
-Adam broke a dead guy's chair.
-[gasps] Sounds funny. Save it for dinner.
345
00:19:25,894 --> 00:19:28,354
Oh, I can't wait to tell you
my new idea for a cooking show.
346
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:31,107
Check it out.
You got to cook what you kill.
347
00:19:31,191 --> 00:19:34,110
Ooh. You should call it
Cook What You Kill.
348
00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:35,278
That's what I was thinking.
349
00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:37,864
I'm so glad we're friends again.
We're gonna be millionaires.
350
00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:39,657
-Whoa, "we"?
-Yeah.
351
00:19:39,741 --> 00:19:40,909
What do you mean, "we"? It was my idea.
352
00:19:40,992 --> 00:19:44,287
[continues, indistinct]
353
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:51,753
Now, just remember the jug band
isn't for us, it's for our friends.
354
00:19:51,836 --> 00:19:53,630
Right. We just want them
to have a good time.
355
00:19:55,882 --> 00:19:56,966
-Hey.
-Hey.
356
00:19:58,593 --> 00:20:01,095
[jug band playing]
357
00:20:01,179 --> 00:20:02,639
[cheering]
358
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,350
That was awesome!
359
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:07,769
Nice jugs!