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Previously on
Man with a Plan...

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My little sister's here.Hey, Kelly.

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Why did you--
When did you come here?

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They fired you? What happened?

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I embezzled a tiny bit of money.

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I'm jealous of you.

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I guess this is like
The Tortoise and the Hare.

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I'm the sleek, sexy bunny

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losing to you,
the slow, scaly turtle.

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Thanks for coming by.
We wanted you here

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because we're having
an intervention.

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Okay, hold on, a lot of people
drink wine at lunch.

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No, Marcy, it's
not for you.

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Oh, this better not be
about me and the dog track.

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You said you weren't going
to the track anymore.

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I'm not.

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Look, the intervention
is for Lowell.

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Kelly's got
her hooks

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in him and
it's my fault.

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Oh, honey, we're not assigning
blame out loud.

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Look, we need your help
convincing Lowell to dump her

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because she's
bad for him.

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Yeah. And me. Since Kelly
moved in with him,

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Lowell hasn't been
at work all week.

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He's got stacks of whatever
he does piling up.

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The longer this goes on,

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the worse it's gonna be for him

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when she breaks his heart.
He's my friend.

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I can't sit by
and let that happen.

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We're in. These things
are open bar, right?

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I'm asking
for a friend.

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Hey, Dad.

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Hey, your mother told me

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you're having an intervention.

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Are we straightening out
the boozer or the gambler?

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Okay, that's Lowell. Wait,
wait, wait, one more thing,

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I have watched every episode
of Intervention,okay?

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It is intense, emotional,
and almost never works.

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Good luck, everybody.

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Hey, Lowell.

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Oh, you got a little
something all over here.

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I grew a goatee.

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Oh, well, that makes sense.

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You love animals
and now your face

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looks like a raccoon
walking away.

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It was Kelly's idea
and I like it.

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I get to stroke it
when I think about stuff.

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That sounds fun.
Maybe I'll grow a...

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No, baby.

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Don, why don't you get
Lowell a glass of wine?

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Oh, actually, Kelly's
gotten me into scotch.

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At first
it was awful,

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but now that it burned off
all my taste buds, I love it.

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Okay, buddy, h-have a seat.

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Why is everyone
so serious?

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Is it my goatee? It does
set a mood of sexy danger.

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No, no. No,
we're serious

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because we're having
an intervention.

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Oh.

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Well, I think Marcy
drinks a normal amount.

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It's not for Marcy.

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Although, we should probably
put one on the books for her.

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No, it's for you.

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Lowell, we love you,

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and we feel like
we're losing you.

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They say that every
time on the show.

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It's how you
kick things off.

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What are you talking about?Kelly.

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We're worried that you're
happier than us

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because she's so foxy.

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No.

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We're worried
because you are a good,

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trusting person,
and Kelly is,

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well, the devil.

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She will ruin you.
You got to end it with her.

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No. I'm grateful for all the
things she brought into my life.

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Before her, I never knew
I loved scotch.

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Like an angel's tears.

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Look, Kelly is my sister, and
I know her better than anyone.

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I don't think so.
I know Kelly intimately.

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Only 64 other men
in the world can say that.

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Boy, it sounds like people are
having a lot of fun out there.

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Kelly and I
exchanged stats.

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If we compare how many women
we've been with, we're tied.

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Okay, fine.
If you won't listen to us,

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then listen to him. Dad,
go ahead. Scare him straight.

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All right!

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Listen here, Lowell.

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You've made a lot of changes.
Let's start with the beard.

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I like it.

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Dad.

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I thought we were fixing
the old Lowell,

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but this one's hairy
and drinks scotch.

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Rolling around town
with a cute broad.

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I enjoy you, son.
I used to be you.

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Thank you, Joe.

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Lowell, I got your text.
Are you okay?

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No, they want to break us up.

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Is this true?

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In our defense, we were trying
to do it behind your back.

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Should've known you were coming.
I saw a bat fly by the window.

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Why would you try
to break us up?

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Look, I don't like
confrontation,

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but I'll just come out
and say it. Adam, say it.

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I'll say it. You're not
good enough for him.

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What with you being
the devil and all.

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You know, when I started
dating Lowell,

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I wasn't good enough for him,
but he changed me.

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I've never had a man
so supportive and tender,

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and then not tender when it's
"not tender time."

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And there's someone else
I haven't been good enough for,

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and that's you, Andi.

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I have been a terrible sister,

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but I don't want to compete
with you anymore.

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I just want to love you.

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OTHERS:
Aww!

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Aww?

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We are not aww-ing,
we're boo-ing.

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She's never said anything
like that to me before.

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We are supposed
to be a team.

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We are a team, but--
I don't know--

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we lost them.
Read the room, man.

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Okay, well, Lowell,

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I have some information
that will show you

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what kind of person
Kelly really is.

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She told us that
she's just using you

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to get an instant family.
Try to deny it.

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I don't.She already told me.

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I see.

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Well, that was my big finish.

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Now I got nothing left except
I think you dress too fancy.

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Too fancy, am I right, guys?

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I like it. She's classy
like Lady Bird Johnson.

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Oh, come on.

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You guys aren't really buying
this new Kelly, are you?

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I admit it's hard to believe,

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but without love and honesty,
you can't be happy.

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That's just another life lesson

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I learned from my
furry little friend.

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OTHERS:
Aww!

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Stop doing that.

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You stop.

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Yeah, leave these
two kids alone.

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Yeah, why can't you
let people be happy?

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You've never done that
once in your life.

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I know, but I like to watch it.

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Guys, don't
gang up on Adam.

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He was just trying to do what he
thought was best for his friend,

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and I think
that's amazing.

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All right.

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This is over. I am intervening
on this intervention.

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Everybody go home.

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How about a hand

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for a very brave man

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who stood up for
what he believed in?

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Go home, or I'm gonna
call the cops.

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Adam, I believe
Kelly's changed.

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You believe that because you've
always wanted a sweet sister.

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A good con man sells you
what you already want to buy.

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Yeah, but if she has

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the nice, pretty thing I want
to buy, why can't I buy it?

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One of my favorite things
about you

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is that you always see
the best in people,

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but it's also why you
bought a case of candy bars

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from a 30-year-old
claiming to raise money

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for his high school
baseball team.

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He was dyslexic.
They held him back.

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14 times?

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You need to wise up, lady.

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Okay, i-if you're so wise,
then what's my sister's motive

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for pretending to be a good
person and care about Lowell?

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She just got fired.

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She's looking for
a soft landing, and Lowell

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is a walking
marshmallow.

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There is no way she's all of
a sudden a different person.

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She wasn't completely rotten
when we were kids.

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You know, one time she found
a three-legged kitten

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and she nursed it
back to health.

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Oh, really?
How do you know that kitten

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didn't have four legs
when it met her?

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Honey, I just don't want
to see you get hurt

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when Kelly goes back
to her old ways,

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which you know she's gonna do.
She doesn't care about family.

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The first time she held
our daughter in her lap,

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Katie was ten.

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That's too late and weird.

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Look, I'm happy to have Kelly
back in my life.

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Great, now I got you
and Lowell to worry about.

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You know what?
If you won't listen to me,

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I'll go find someone else
to talk some sense into you.

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Honey.

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You're at the bottom of a hole

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and you're trying to get out
by digging deeper.

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That's the Adam Burns way.

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I'll dig so deep I'll hit water
and shoot back up to the top.

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"Shoot back up
to the top"?

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It's a hole,
not a cartoon fire hydrant.

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Will you just talk
to Andi, please?

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Tell her you agree with me?

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I don't agree with you.
I like Kelly.

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I get tired of looking at the
same nine people every day.

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Then do it for me
because I'm your son.

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Sorry, boy, I'm Team Kelly.

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You need somebody
more pliable,

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that you can manipulate.

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Don!

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Just the guy
I'm looking for.

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Listen, I'm worried
about Andi,

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and I'm worried
about Lowell.

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I think you and I need to band
together and get rid of Kelly.

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Oh. This is awkward.

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What?

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Here you go. Oh.

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Hey, Adam. Hey.

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What's she doing here?

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I asked him to take me
to the dog track,

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show me the ropes.

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She cares about
my interests, Adam.

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Plus, she's willing
to say she's a diabetic

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to get the good seats.

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Oh-ho, you're good.

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Nobody cares about
hisinterests.

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All right, I'll let you two
have some brother time.

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All right,
see you later, Kel-Bell.

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Kel-Bell?

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Yeah, and she calls me Don-Don.

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We're Kel-Bell and Don-Don.

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This isn't gonna work.

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She already charmed you.

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I need somebody with
a heart of stone!

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Marcy, there
you are.

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I've been looking
all over for you.

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Oh, hey, Adam.

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Oh, come on.

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We just keep
running into each other.

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Why are you with her?

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Kelly showed up
at my pottery class.

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And you don't think
that's suspicious?

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It's never suspicious
when someone likes pottery.

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It's the world's
oldest hobby.

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Isn't that right,
Kellybean?

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What happened to Kel-Bell?
You a bell or a bean?

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You can call me "sis."

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Never.

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Wh...?

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Seriously?

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Oh, hey, Adam.

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How did you get
here so quick?

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I knew I shouldn't have
stopped at Arby's.

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My sister brought me
flowers in a vase

251
00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:29,318
she made herself.

252
00:11:29,361 --> 00:11:30,798
It's just a
little token

253
00:11:30,841 --> 00:11:32,843
to show how much
you mean to me.

254
00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:34,802
Aw, I've missed you,
Kelly-Belly.

255
00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:37,282
Oh, now the bean bell
has a belly.

256
00:11:37,326 --> 00:11:39,632
Well, I better go.

257
00:11:39,676 --> 00:11:42,766
I'm volunteering
at the animal hospital.

258
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:45,160
Hey, you know who
Adam reminds me of?

259
00:11:45,203 --> 00:11:46,944
That kitten I took in.

260
00:11:46,988 --> 00:11:49,555
He was a brave little guy
just like you.

261
00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:53,821
How many legs that kitten have
when you met it?

262
00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:57,868
Adam, stop it.
She's being sweet.

263
00:11:57,912 --> 00:11:59,827
Let me tell you something.
Look, all day,

264
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,133
I have been going to our friends
to enlist their support,

265
00:12:02,177 --> 00:12:04,527
and you know who's been there
every time doing the same thing?

266
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,572
Kell-Bell, Kellybean,
Kelly Belly!

267
00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:10,054
What kind of crazy person
does that?

268
00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,621
You just said you do.

269
00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:14,058
Look--

270
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,494
Come on, honey,
don't you think you're

271
00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:17,453
starting to spin out a little?

272
00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:19,716
I mean, maybe she's just going
to see our friends

273
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,587
because she wants
relationships with them.

274
00:12:21,631 --> 00:12:23,851
Or...

275
00:12:23,894 --> 00:12:25,809
she's tracking me.

276
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:28,246
I'm under
surveillance, Andi.

277
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,074
What?Tracking devices.

278
00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:32,511
Aren't you listening?

279
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:33,991
I bet she is.

280
00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:38,082
I'm on to you, Kelly.

281
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:54,969
What's all this?

282
00:12:56,013 --> 00:12:57,972
Adam, we love you

283
00:12:58,015 --> 00:13:00,583
and we feel like
we're losing you.

284
00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:03,586
What?

285
00:13:03,629 --> 00:13:05,414
It's an intervention, man.

286
00:13:05,457 --> 00:13:08,112
You're too upset
because Kelly's so foxy.

287
00:13:09,635 --> 00:13:11,202
Thanks, Don-Don.

288
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:14,553
You're having an
intervention for me?

289
00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:16,729
We want to talk about
how you're treating Kelly.

290
00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:20,255
We like Kelly.
We like her more than you.

291
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:22,561
I appreciate that
you're looking out for me,

292
00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:24,694
but I love being
Kelly's boyfriend.

293
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,870
I'm darn proud to be number 65.Oh.

294
00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:30,569
And I love having
my sister back.

295
00:13:30,613 --> 00:13:32,006
You know how sometimes you just

296
00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:33,921
go along with things
to make me happy?

297
00:13:33,964 --> 00:13:35,574
Do that now.

298
00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:39,709
Okay, if she's so wonderful now
and really cares about Lowell,

299
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,754
then she'll be able to answer
a simple question about him.

300
00:13:41,798 --> 00:13:43,887
Kelly, when's Lowell's birthday?

301
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:45,497
February 11.

302
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:46,890
February 11, huh?

303
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,718
Is that right, Lowell?

304
00:13:50,285 --> 00:13:52,548
I don't know, is it, Adam?

305
00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:56,204
Okay, I got out
over my skis on that one.

306
00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:57,553
How about this?

307
00:13:57,596 --> 00:13:58,902
When is Andi's birthday?

308
00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:00,034
June 15.

309
00:14:00,077 --> 00:14:02,340
You better not ask
me if that's right.

310
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:05,082
Okay, this is a waste of time.

311
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:08,520
I know I know what I know
and I'm not wrong about her.

312
00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:10,087
You're all the wrong ones.

313
00:14:10,131 --> 00:14:11,349
Wrong, wrong, wrong,

314
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,569
wrong, evil, wrong.
Right!

315
00:14:17,051 --> 00:14:20,663
That intervention
was a dirty trick.

316
00:14:20,706 --> 00:14:23,231
Hey, you were talking
to flowers.

317
00:14:23,274 --> 00:14:25,537
I mean, they put people
in hospitals for that.

318
00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:27,626
I'm sorry.

319
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,759
I just don't believe
people change.

320
00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:32,936
You did.
What?

321
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,372
Before we got married,

322
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,157
you never talked
about your feelings.

323
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,986
Well, I don't want
to talk about that.

324
00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:40,726
And you had a hard time
admitting when you were wrong.

325
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,207
I disagree.

326
00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:46,167
And you had a real black
shoe, white sock problem.

327
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,430
I was into Michael Jackson.

328
00:14:50,214 --> 00:14:52,260
But I stuck with it
too long.

329
00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:55,524
Right, when you see
evidence that you're wrong,

330
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,178
you-you always
come around.

331
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:59,571
So give Kelly a chance.

332
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:01,225
Oh, God...

333
00:15:05,969 --> 00:15:07,275
I'll think about it.

334
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,018
Hey, Kelly.

335
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:12,541
Uh, thanks
for stopping by.

336
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,630
Uh, here,
have a seat.

337
00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:15,979
No problem.

338
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:19,374
The new me always comes
when family calls.

339
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,463
But I hope you're not gonna
say anything hurtful,

340
00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:23,726
because the new me's heart
is much more sensitive.

341
00:15:23,769 --> 00:15:25,206
Oh, no, no.

342
00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:26,990
No, actually...

343
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,687
I wanted to apologize.

344
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,733
A-And as a peace offering,

345
00:15:30,776 --> 00:15:32,213
I got you some hummus.

346
00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:35,303
Which, I am told, is
yogurt for fancy people.

347
00:15:36,913 --> 00:15:38,654
Here's a spoon.

348
00:15:38,697 --> 00:15:43,180
Oh, I just had
a tub of hummus, but thanks.

349
00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:45,922
Ah, o-okay.

350
00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:47,750
Well, okay,
here's the thing.

351
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,012
Um...

352
00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:53,364
I was judging you
on past behavior

353
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:57,020
and Andi pointed out
that people can change.

354
00:15:57,064 --> 00:15:59,718
So, I wanted
to look you in the eye

355
00:15:59,762 --> 00:16:02,591
and tell you I'm sorry.

356
00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:04,201
Thank you.

357
00:16:04,245 --> 00:16:05,724
That really means a lot.

358
00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:08,553
Good. A-And, and I hope
we can put all this

359
00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:10,381
behind us and start fresh.

360
00:16:10,425 --> 00:16:11,817
Of course.

361
00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:13,384
We're family.

362
00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:16,126
We're gonna be
in each other's lives forever.

363
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:17,998
And it's just nice
to think that

364
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:21,218
when I sit across from you
at Thanksgiving,

365
00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:23,394
I will know...

366
00:16:23,438 --> 00:16:25,440
that I owned you.

367
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:30,445
What?

368
00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:33,535
I got to admit,
you were tough.

369
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:35,885
I knew after
the intervention

370
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,757
that you were the only one
that wouldn't buy the new me.

371
00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:40,716
I haven't changed at all.

372
00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:44,285
In fact, I'm probably
a little worse.

373
00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:48,115
So I was right.

374
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:51,074
Yeah, but I got you
acting so crazy

375
00:16:51,118 --> 00:16:53,381
that you've lost
all credibility.

376
00:16:53,424 --> 00:16:55,557
Which is why
I feel comfortable

377
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,733
sharing the truth
with you now.

378
00:16:57,776 --> 00:17:00,083
No one will believe you.

379
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:04,218
Wow.

380
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,178
That's right.
Drink it in.

381
00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:10,659
Oh, and another thing.

382
00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:14,445
Hummus isn't yogurt,
you country bumpkin.

383
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:19,755
Oh, well, um, I'm sorry,
I-I didn't know, I...

384
00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:23,411
Well, since you didn't eat it,
I guess...

385
00:17:23,454 --> 00:17:25,413
I'll just make you
eat your words.

386
00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:31,680
Andi.

387
00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:34,639
Maybe you did
pull that kitten's leg off.

388
00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:40,515
I-- He thinks he tricked me,
but I knew you were in there.

389
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:43,039
I just said that stuff

390
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,781
so you could see that he didn't
really mean his apology.

391
00:17:45,824 --> 00:17:47,565
He drugged me.

392
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,396
This is so fun.

393
00:17:53,528 --> 00:17:56,922
You see, what I did was,
I convinced Andi

394
00:17:56,966 --> 00:18:00,056
to listen to make sure
I did a good job apologizing.

395
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,363
But I knew
you couldn't resist

396
00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:04,104
rubbing it in
once I caved.

397
00:18:04,147 --> 00:18:06,236
People don't change.

398
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,412
I wear white socks
when you go out of town.

399
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,112
Adam Burns for the win.

400
00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:14,897
Yeah, that's right.
You may have fooled me,

401
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,334
but the man I married is
pathologically suspicious

402
00:18:17,378 --> 00:18:19,858
and sometimes
that comes in handy.
Mm-hmm.

403
00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:22,557
And I know what hummus is.

404
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,212
I was just trying to make
you eat it 'cause it's expired.

405
00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:28,954
Now everyone
will believe me.

406
00:18:28,998 --> 00:18:31,043
And-- Wait.
Where's Don and Marcy?

407
00:18:31,087 --> 00:18:32,958
I told them to wait
in the pantry, too.

408
00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:38,094
How much longer do we
have to be in here?

409
00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:40,879
I don't know.

410
00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:42,620
Adam just said
wait in the pantry.

411
00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:52,717
Lowell, we're sorry Kelly's
not who you thought she was.

412
00:18:52,761 --> 00:18:55,372
Thank you.Yeah.

413
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:58,332
Maybe during this difficult
time, you'll find some comfort

414
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,551
in the fact
that I was right all along.

415
00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:03,206
I can't believe this.

416
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,208
I changed so much for her.

417
00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:06,731
I grew hair on my face

418
00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:09,343
and got rid of it
everywhere else.

419
00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:12,955
My whole body's
a five-o'clock shadow right now.

420
00:19:13,956 --> 00:19:16,567
Lowell.

421
00:19:16,611 --> 00:19:18,134
Kelly.

422
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:20,136
I've come to say good-bye.

423
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,399
I meant what I said.

424
00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:24,662
I haveloved our time together.

425
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,100
Is not being a good person
really a deal breaker?

426
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:30,973
Historically,
it's been important.

427
00:19:32,148 --> 00:19:33,932
Although you set
a high bar sexually,

428
00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:36,979
so maybe from time to time
we could just...

429
00:19:37,022 --> 00:19:38,110
No.

430
00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:39,503
Maybe just sexy Skype?ADAM: No.

431
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:42,724
Lowell, go upstairs
while we secure the premises.

432
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,900
Maybe use my razor and shave.

433
00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:47,294
Just the face.

434
00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:49,948
I'll be outside.

435
00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:52,821
I am very sorry
for all the hurt I...

436
00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:55,606
Oh, wait, I don't have
to be nice anymore. Bye.

437
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,089
Well, you were right.

438
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,222
She is never gonna change.

439
00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,485
Yeah. You can't pick
your family.

440
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:07,052
You are stuck with them.

441
00:20:07,096 --> 00:20:10,142
But the good news is
I got to pick you,

442
00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:13,102
and I definitely got
the good sister.
Aw.

443
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,105
And only 96 other
men can say that.

444
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,063
Hmm. What?

445
00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:19,587
I'm kidding.

446
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:21,241
That's not funny.
I don't like that.

447
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,417
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