1 00:00:03,241 --> 00:00:05,330 Guys, the flip house is really coming along. 2 00:00:05,374 --> 00:00:06,679 Yeah.DON: After we sell it, 3 00:00:06,723 --> 00:00:07,985 I'm gonna use the money 4 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:09,421 to buy a couples vacation for me and Marcy. 5 00:00:09,465 --> 00:00:11,249 Oh, that's really romantic, Don. 6 00:00:11,293 --> 00:00:15,253 Yeah. Marcy's going to the Bahamas and I'm going to Mexico. 7 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:19,257 How am I the divorced guy? 8 00:00:19,301 --> 00:00:21,433 Actually, we're gonna use the money to buy a house 9 00:00:21,477 --> 00:00:24,393 and then repeat the process until we own this city. 10 00:00:24,436 --> 00:00:26,351 Yeah-- well, just the bad parts of the city. 11 00:00:26,395 --> 00:00:28,136 We can't afford the good parts. 12 00:00:29,441 --> 00:00:32,923 Okay. Inspection's all done. 13 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,447 All right. Yes. 14 00:00:35,491 --> 00:00:37,580 We failed? 15 00:00:37,623 --> 00:00:38,929 Wha-- how could that be? 16 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:42,106 Did you not see the six-pack I left in your truck? 17 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:44,543 The inside pipes are up to code, 18 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:47,155 but your sewer line to the street needs to be replaced. 19 00:00:47,198 --> 00:00:48,895 And for next time, 20 00:00:48,939 --> 00:00:50,680 I'm a wine guy. 21 00:00:52,769 --> 00:00:55,163 That means we have to tear up the whole driveway. 22 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:56,860 We can't afford that. 23 00:00:56,903 --> 00:01:01,125 We already used our airline miles to buy the doorknobs. 24 00:01:01,169 --> 00:01:04,433 I feel bad. I'm the one who convinced you to buy this house. 25 00:01:04,476 --> 00:01:06,217 It's kind of my fault. 26 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:08,611 What-- no, Andi, no. It's nobody's fault. 27 00:01:08,654 --> 00:01:10,221 But this whole sewer thing, 28 00:01:10,265 --> 00:01:11,614 that's gonna run, like, 20 grand. 29 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:13,094 Way to go, Andi. 30 00:01:16,271 --> 00:01:19,839 Look at this budget. How are we gonna come up with 20 grand? 31 00:01:19,883 --> 00:01:22,538 Well, can't we just tack it onto our construction loan? 32 00:01:22,581 --> 00:01:24,453 We're at our limit with the bank. 33 00:01:24,496 --> 00:01:26,237 When I pull up to the drive-through, the teller 34 00:01:26,281 --> 00:01:29,501 turns off the microphone and ducks behind the counter. 35 00:01:30,937 --> 00:01:33,331 If we can't finish this house, we can't sell it. 36 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:36,639 And if we can't sell it, we could lose the whole business. 37 00:01:36,682 --> 00:01:38,641 No! I need this job. 38 00:01:38,684 --> 00:01:40,773 Since Jen and I split up, she has all the money 39 00:01:40,817 --> 00:01:43,298 and the lawyer says I can't have any. 40 00:01:43,341 --> 00:01:47,171 A-All right, everybody, calm down. 41 00:01:47,215 --> 00:01:49,913 Let's all remember: this is Andi's fault. 42 00:01:50,914 --> 00:01:52,742 All right, all right, all right. 43 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:54,135 Let's not turn on each other. 44 00:01:54,178 --> 00:01:55,484 Pittsburgh has plenty of banks. 45 00:01:55,527 --> 00:01:57,486 Tomorrow, we'll just hit up a bunch of them 46 00:01:57,529 --> 00:01:59,531 until we find one that'll give us money. 47 00:01:59,575 --> 00:02:03,231 Or I know a guy down at the track who lends money. 48 00:02:03,274 --> 00:02:04,841 One hitch: if we can't pay him back, 49 00:02:04,884 --> 00:02:07,191 we'll have to kill him before he kills us. 50 00:02:08,279 --> 00:02:09,367 ADAM: All right. 51 00:02:09,411 --> 00:02:12,457 Let's call murdering a guy plan B. 52 00:02:25,035 --> 00:02:26,210 Okay, huddle up, team. 53 00:02:26,254 --> 00:02:28,473 We need a new loan to finish the flip house 54 00:02:28,517 --> 00:02:30,475 and I don't see any reason we shouldn't get it. 55 00:02:30,519 --> 00:02:32,564 We are excellent at what we do, people like us 56 00:02:32,608 --> 00:02:34,305 and we're good-looking. 57 00:02:35,219 --> 00:02:36,394 ANDI: Okay, I made 58 00:02:36,438 --> 00:02:38,048 a list of banks. We'll split up 59 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,224 and get to as many as possible.All right. 60 00:02:40,268 --> 00:02:41,834 Oh, I got a good feeling about this one. 61 00:02:41,878 --> 00:02:44,968 It's right next-door to Hooters. 62 00:02:45,011 --> 00:02:46,448 Oh, yeah, yeah. 63 00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:48,624 I never heard of any of these. 64 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:51,627 Yeah, well, I picked small ones. 65 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:54,020 I'm hoping they're small because they're not smart. 66 00:02:54,064 --> 00:02:56,762 All right, that's the spirit, Andi. 67 00:02:56,806 --> 00:02:58,068 All right, come on, we're burning daylight. 68 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,243 Let's do this thing. 69 00:02:59,287 --> 00:03:01,550 Ugh, good. You're all here. 70 00:03:01,593 --> 00:03:03,769 I'm glad you're not busy. 71 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:05,858 Uh, actually, Mom, we're right in the middle of something. 72 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:08,034 No, you can tell your story after I tell mine. 73 00:03:09,079 --> 00:03:11,299 Your father is impossible. 74 00:03:11,342 --> 00:03:13,039 H-He just had his knee operation. 75 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:16,129 All he wants to do is sit around. 76 00:03:16,173 --> 00:03:19,524 In fairness, he's recovering from a major surgery. 77 00:03:19,568 --> 00:03:21,744 This seems like a family matter. I'll wait in the car. 78 00:03:23,963 --> 00:03:25,748 Well, I thought he was doing better. 79 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:28,881 He was, but now he's just back on the couch. 80 00:03:28,925 --> 00:03:30,013 I mean, I want 81 00:03:30,056 --> 00:03:32,015 to be known for my patience 82 00:03:32,058 --> 00:03:36,280 and consideration, but that's just not my bag. 83 00:03:36,324 --> 00:03:38,717 So I'm going to my sister's. 84 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,719 Isn't his homecare nurse helping? 85 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:43,679 If by helping, you mean eating all my Milanos 86 00:03:43,722 --> 00:03:45,463 and finishing my crossword puzzles, 87 00:03:45,507 --> 00:03:47,422 then yes, he's a gift from heaven. 88 00:03:48,858 --> 00:03:52,035 I'm taking your crossword for the train. 89 00:03:52,078 --> 00:03:54,167 Love to the grandbabies. 90 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,083 What were we doing before she came in? 91 00:03:57,127 --> 00:03:58,563 We were about to lose our business. 92 00:03:58,607 --> 00:04:00,391 Oh, right. That thing Andi did. 93 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:05,048 So you can see, we're very serious. 94 00:04:05,091 --> 00:04:06,919 We have a solid business plan, 95 00:04:06,963 --> 00:04:08,791 the house is almost done. 96 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:11,663 A-And we're both wearing ties. 97 00:04:11,707 --> 00:04:14,057 The trouble is, you're at your loan limit. 98 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:18,148 Right. That's why we're both wearing ties. 99 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,933 We think our project has a lot of potential. 100 00:04:20,977 --> 00:04:23,066 And I'm thinking you might be more likely to help us 101 00:04:23,109 --> 00:04:25,329 because we are haircut twins. 102 00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:30,465 Oh. Yeah, you're right. 103 00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:32,380 It's like you're looking in a mirror 104 00:04:32,423 --> 00:04:34,599 that wants to give you money-- a money mirror. 105 00:04:35,774 --> 00:04:38,037 So what are you thinking? 106 00:04:38,081 --> 00:04:41,606 I'm thinking I should grow out my hair. 107 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:43,739 I'm not sure you have enough collateral. 108 00:04:43,782 --> 00:04:46,219 We may be small, but we're not dumb. 109 00:04:46,263 --> 00:04:48,831 Nobody said you were dumb. 110 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:52,008 Though we are hoping for desperate. 111 00:04:52,051 --> 00:04:53,488 Look, we have other options. 112 00:04:53,531 --> 00:04:56,708 We just don't want to have to kill a guy. 113 00:04:56,752 --> 00:04:58,928 So you have all the numbers. 114 00:04:58,971 --> 00:05:00,277 What do you say? 115 00:05:00,321 --> 00:05:02,061 No. 116 00:05:02,105 --> 00:05:03,541 No. 117 00:05:03,585 --> 00:05:04,890 No. 118 00:05:04,934 --> 00:05:07,632 Please? No. 119 00:05:07,676 --> 00:05:09,330 Maybe... 120 00:05:09,373 --> 00:05:12,028 Oh, wait. I didn't see that. No. 121 00:05:15,814 --> 00:05:18,077 No, no, no. 122 00:05:19,296 --> 00:05:20,079 ANDI: That loan guy 123 00:05:20,123 --> 00:05:21,037 left with our application. 124 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,082 That is not a good sign. 125 00:05:23,126 --> 00:05:25,128 Do you hear anybody laughing out there? 126 00:05:25,171 --> 00:05:29,262 I haven't been rejected this much since middle school. 127 00:05:29,306 --> 00:05:31,482 And high school... and when my wife left. 128 00:05:31,526 --> 00:05:33,745 I should be used to this by now. 129 00:05:33,789 --> 00:05:36,574 Thanks for waiting. 130 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:40,665 So? How bad is it? 131 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:42,711 Actually, I think we can do something with this. 132 00:05:42,754 --> 00:05:45,409 Okay, I'm sorry-- wait. Wait. 133 00:05:45,453 --> 00:05:48,630 Did you just say not "no"? 134 00:05:48,673 --> 00:05:50,588 I'm gonna need to run some numbers... 135 00:05:50,632 --> 00:05:52,285 He's running numbers. He's running numbers! 136 00:05:52,329 --> 00:05:55,724 He's getting a calculator.All right, be cool, Lowell. 137 00:05:55,767 --> 00:05:58,988 Sorry. It's just, this loan is really important to us. 138 00:05:59,031 --> 00:06:01,120 Well, I'll be honest, it's not a slam dunk, 139 00:06:01,164 --> 00:06:03,862 but you've got a spark. 140 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,603 I have a good feeling about you. 141 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:07,300 You seem hard-working. 142 00:06:07,344 --> 00:06:08,780 I am hard-working. 143 00:06:08,824 --> 00:06:10,086 And dedicated. 144 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:12,958 Super-duper dedicated. 145 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:14,830 Do you need to write that on there? Or, y-you'll remember. 146 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:17,572 He'll remember. He'll... 147 00:06:20,139 --> 00:06:22,098 Ah. Crosscourt smash. 148 00:06:22,141 --> 00:06:24,230 Suck on that, Funchy.Hey. 149 00:06:24,274 --> 00:06:26,058 Watch the language. This is Wimbledon. 150 00:06:26,102 --> 00:06:27,669 The queen's in the audience. 151 00:06:27,712 --> 00:06:29,279 Oh, no, my boys are here. 152 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,324 Uh, hide the fun. 153 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,243 Dad? Oh.Hey, guys. 154 00:06:37,287 --> 00:06:41,247 Joe's just been sitting here in tremendous pain. 155 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,641 Uh, sorry to bother you, Dad. We need to borrow one of your ties. 156 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:45,164 We got a couple more banks to see, 157 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,775 and Don got mayonnaise on his. 158 00:06:46,818 --> 00:06:49,473 I told you today of all days, don't get extra mayonnaise. 159 00:06:49,517 --> 00:06:52,128 It was a turkey sandwich. That bird gave his life 160 00:06:52,171 --> 00:06:54,260 and I'm not gonna put mayonnaise on him? 161 00:06:54,304 --> 00:06:55,305 Don't be disrespectful. 162 00:06:57,176 --> 00:06:58,787 How's the leg, Dad? 163 00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:00,092 Oh, not good. 164 00:07:00,136 --> 00:07:02,443 And Funchy's pushing me too hard. 165 00:07:02,486 --> 00:07:04,880 Hey, I'm here to kick ass and eat Milanos, 166 00:07:04,923 --> 00:07:07,056 and I'm all out of Milanos. 167 00:07:07,099 --> 00:07:09,493 Ooh. 168 00:07:09,537 --> 00:07:12,061 Hey, Andi. How's it going? 169 00:07:12,104 --> 00:07:14,106 I have a not no. 170 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:17,066 That's amazing. So far, all we got is noes. 171 00:07:17,109 --> 00:07:18,807 Well, one bank took our picture, 172 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:20,765 but I think that's to make sure we never come back. 173 00:07:20,809 --> 00:07:23,812 Okay, well, let me keep working on this and... 174 00:07:23,855 --> 00:07:26,684 Okay, you-- listen, you got this. Okay? 175 00:07:26,728 --> 00:07:27,990 Be confident, but not cocky. 176 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:29,687 Stay calm, but it's all up to you. 177 00:07:29,731 --> 00:07:31,994 It's life or death. Just have fun. 178 00:07:35,954 --> 00:07:37,956 So, what do you think, James? 179 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,437 Well, uh, this is a tricky one. 180 00:07:40,481 --> 00:07:43,005 Uh, but sometimes, you just got to go with your gut. 181 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:45,355 Don't tell the squares upstairs, 182 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,400 but I'm a bit of a vibe guy. 183 00:07:47,444 --> 00:07:51,187 Oh. Well, we are a very pro-vibe company. 184 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:53,755 Absolutely. I'm vibrating right now. 185 00:07:53,798 --> 00:07:56,758 So, um, what's the next step? 186 00:07:56,801 --> 00:07:58,194 Well, there's a lot to go through, 187 00:07:58,237 --> 00:08:00,065 and I have meetings the rest of the day. 188 00:08:00,109 --> 00:08:03,199 I'd say come back tomorrow, but Karen's here then, 189 00:08:03,242 --> 00:08:06,202 and she has zero vibes. 190 00:08:06,245 --> 00:08:07,508 What if we met 191 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:09,074 to talk about it over dinner? 192 00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:12,600 You mean, like, a real business dinner? 193 00:08:12,643 --> 00:08:14,384 I've never had one of those-- I mean, I have, I have. 194 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,865 I've had so many, it's like, ugh. But, uh, 195 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,650 I've just never had one of those scheduled for tonight, 196 00:08:19,694 --> 00:08:22,653 i.e. I'm free. 197 00:08:22,697 --> 00:08:24,220 I'd invite you, too, but, uh, 198 00:08:24,263 --> 00:08:26,701 she seems like the boss, am I wrong about that? 199 00:08:26,744 --> 00:08:28,920 No. I'm not allowed to make any decisions. 200 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:30,966 That's how smart she is.Mm. 201 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:36,319 Look at you, all ready for your first business dinner. 202 00:08:36,362 --> 00:08:38,060 I know you don't like it when I say "You go, girl," 203 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:40,410 so I'll just say it in my head. 204 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,891 You go, girl. 205 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:45,241 I heard that. 206 00:08:45,284 --> 00:08:47,417 I couldn't keep it in, I'm too excited. 207 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,897 I can't wait to tell Adam. 208 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,942 Oh, no, no. No, you can't tell Adam. 209 00:08:50,986 --> 00:08:53,075 Uh-uh. No. He wouldn't understand. 210 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:55,120 I mean, even though it's a business dinner, 211 00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:58,036 all he'll hear is that I'm going out with another guy. 212 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,299 I can't keep a secret from Adam. He's my hero. 213 00:09:00,343 --> 00:09:03,433 Jimmy Olsen never lied to Superman. 214 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,567 Look, he gets jealous, even when there's no reason. 215 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:08,438 One time, at a concert, the singer said, 216 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,179 "This one goes out to all the ladies," 217 00:09:10,222 --> 00:09:12,877 and Adam was in a bad mood the whole night. 218 00:09:14,183 --> 00:09:17,186 He said he knew Billy Joel was talking to me. 219 00:09:17,229 --> 00:09:19,188 I saw Billy Joel in New York once. 220 00:09:19,231 --> 00:09:21,930 He said, "Get out of my way." 221 00:09:21,973 --> 00:09:24,933 Look, I just want to get this loan, come home 222 00:09:24,976 --> 00:09:26,717 and surprise Adam when it's all done. 223 00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:29,328 Which is why I need you to cover for me. 224 00:09:29,372 --> 00:09:31,722 Just tell him, uh, I went to the mall or something. 225 00:09:31,766 --> 00:09:34,725 No, I can't handle that kind of stress. 226 00:09:34,769 --> 00:09:39,991 In high school, I was voted most likely to panic and pass out. 227 00:09:40,035 --> 00:09:43,560 When I was presented with the award, I passed out. 228 00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:46,215 Well, I believe in you. 229 00:09:46,258 --> 00:09:47,651 Don't. 230 00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:49,479 You can do this. 231 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:50,785 I can't. 232 00:09:50,828 --> 00:09:55,006 Lowell... you go, guy. 233 00:09:57,052 --> 00:09:59,097 Well, now I have to try. 234 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,452 Maybe we would have had a shot at that last bank 235 00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:09,673 if you didn't have ice cream all over you. 236 00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:12,067 A tie is not a napkin. 237 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,156 Agree to disagree.Oh... 238 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:16,245 Oh, hey, Lowell. 239 00:10:16,288 --> 00:10:17,550 Hey, uh, where's Andi? 240 00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:32,130 You had to call me? You guys couldn't think 241 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,524 to do this yourselves? 242 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,135 Well, we didn't know what to do after we made fun of him. 243 00:10:39,268 --> 00:10:41,096 Yeah, Andi wasn't here. Where is Andi? 244 00:10:41,139 --> 00:10:43,228 Why do you think I'm lying? 245 00:10:45,404 --> 00:10:46,449 What? 246 00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:49,017 Fine. I wasn't supposed to tell you, 247 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,627 but since you can see right through me, 248 00:10:50,671 --> 00:10:52,803 she went to dinner with the loan officer. 249 00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:55,414 Why wouldn't Andi want me to know that? 250 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:57,068 I'm sure it's a very nice lady. 251 00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:01,333 It's a guy. Okay? 252 00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,292 The loan officer is a guy. 253 00:11:04,423 --> 00:11:05,686 What?! 254 00:11:07,165 --> 00:11:08,863 Every guy is after her. 255 00:11:08,906 --> 00:11:11,256 This-this is Billy Joel all over again. 256 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,738 No, no, it's not like that. 257 00:11:14,782 --> 00:11:16,522 I met the loan guy. He's harmless. 258 00:11:16,566 --> 00:11:18,916 You better have just said "armless." 259 00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:22,398 It's a business dinner. 260 00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:24,400 Is that what he told her? 261 00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:26,228 Let me tell you something, Lowell. 262 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:29,274 If it's a guy and a dinner, at a table, with a waiter, 263 00:11:29,318 --> 00:11:31,015 it's a date. 264 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,277 He's right. 265 00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:33,844 Restaurants are where women fall in love. 266 00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:35,324 They watch you eat. If they can handle it, 267 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:36,238 then they mate with you. 268 00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:39,328 Where'd they go? 269 00:11:39,371 --> 00:11:40,938 Moonbeams. 270 00:11:40,982 --> 00:11:42,244 Moonbeams?! 271 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:45,421 That's the most romantic place in town. 272 00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:47,031 I'm afraid to take Andi there 273 00:11:47,075 --> 00:11:49,338 'cause we got three kids already. 274 00:11:49,381 --> 00:11:51,296 I'm going down there to bust this up. 275 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:53,255 What? Wait. Why? 276 00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:55,431 This guy is taking advantage of her. 277 00:11:55,474 --> 00:11:58,521 Andi doesn't know how business creeps operate. 278 00:11:58,564 --> 00:12:00,784 She only sees the best in people. 279 00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:02,568 It's one of her worst traits. 280 00:12:04,092 --> 00:12:05,528 But we need the loan. 281 00:12:05,571 --> 00:12:08,836 Are you saying my wife is less valuable than money? 282 00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:10,576 Yes. 283 00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,449 I mean, we-we have plenty of Andi. 284 00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:15,973 What we don't have is money. 285 00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:20,282 Your problem is you are not sensitive, like me. 286 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:23,415 Now, I am gonna go down there and rearrange this guy's face 287 00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:26,810 like Mr. Potato Head. 288 00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:29,421 I better follow him, make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. 289 00:12:29,465 --> 00:12:32,816 Let him go. He loves his wife. 290 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,470 If you don't move out of my way, 291 00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:37,560 I will pick my teeth with you. 292 00:12:37,603 --> 00:12:41,259 You know what, Marcy? 293 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,699 You go. I'm gonna stay here and make fun of him. 294 00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:57,798 James, I appreciate you taking the time to meet me. 295 00:12:57,841 --> 00:12:59,408 I-I put together all the documents 296 00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:00,888 on our property. 297 00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:03,499 Yes, it's in my daughter's princess binder, 298 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,849 but it says, "Always stay magical." 299 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,417 I think that's good advice for anybody. 300 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,375 Well, this is definitely a first. 301 00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:11,942 But it doesn't matter what's onthe binder, 302 00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:14,249 it's what's inside that matters. 303 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,816 Oh, more stickers. 304 00:13:15,859 --> 00:13:19,254 I'm not trying to bribe you, but you approve our loan, 305 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:21,299 you'll get a gold star. 306 00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:28,176 Dad? 307 00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:31,092 I'm afraid you got the wrong guy, partner. 308 00:13:31,135 --> 00:13:33,964 What are you doing here? I thought you couldn't walk. 309 00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:36,619 Okay, you got me. But don't tell your mother. 310 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:39,404 If she knows I'm okay, she'll make Funchy leave. 311 00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:41,276 Medicare pays for two more weeks. 312 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:43,887 But if your knee is healed, you don't need him anymore. 313 00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:46,977 I made a friend, and I'm not giving him back. 314 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,806 Well, thanks for including me in your insurance scam. 315 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,287 I think you've got some bigger problems. 316 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:55,377 Looks like your wife is stepping out with another guy. 317 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:59,163 I was gonna text you, but my steak came. 318 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:02,123 I know all about it. I'm here to break it up. 319 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,603 Geez. 320 00:14:04,647 --> 00:14:05,909 Where do you think you're going? 321 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:07,737 To give that guy a piece of my mind. 322 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,391 You're not getting past me. 323 00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,175 I've been eating ramen for six weeks 324 00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:12,481 because of this flip house. 325 00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:14,004 My sodium is through the roof 326 00:14:14,048 --> 00:14:15,092 and I'm feeling crazy strong. 327 00:14:15,136 --> 00:14:17,703 Okay, Marcy, I cannot let my wife 328 00:14:17,747 --> 00:14:19,314 be on a date with another guy. 329 00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:20,924 They are not on a date. Look at them. 330 00:14:20,968 --> 00:14:22,099 It's a public place. 331 00:14:22,143 --> 00:14:23,231 Nothing is going on. 332 00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:27,365 He's pouring her wine. That is a date! 333 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,541 Your dad and Funchy are having wine. 334 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,108 Is that a date? 335 00:14:31,152 --> 00:14:33,545 I don't know, it looks pretty romantic over there. 336 00:14:33,589 --> 00:14:35,852 They're sharing a wedge salad. 337 00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,201 Here, you can have all the bacon. 338 00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:39,943 Oh, you get me. Yeah. 339 00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:40,944 Hmm? 340 00:14:40,988 --> 00:14:42,859 J-Just before you go over there, 341 00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:46,210 I want to remind you how important this loan is to us. 342 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,038 At least hear my side of the story. 343 00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:49,953 Okay, you have two minutes. 344 00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:53,957 Okay, so, the year was 1974, 345 00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,351 and a pair of professors who thought they were barren 346 00:14:56,394 --> 00:14:59,354 gave birth to a miracle baby named Marcy. 347 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:01,747 This pie chart is very well done. 348 00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:04,968 Oh, yeah, well, hope... hope you're not on a diet. 349 00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:08,929 You know, 'cause it's a piechart. 350 00:15:11,192 --> 00:15:12,236 ADAM: She's laughing. 351 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,455 What's she laughing at? 352 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,022 Well, maybe he told her a joke.Yeah-- 353 00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:16,893 She doesn't laugh at my jokes like that. 354 00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:17,938 Last week I told her the one 355 00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:19,374 about Mr. T in the haunted house. 356 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,942 "I pity the ghoul." 357 00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:23,378 Ghoul is another word for ghost. 358 00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:24,379 He used to say, "I pity the fool." 359 00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:26,468 Aw, forget it. 360 00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:28,383 I just wish I could hear 361 00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:29,427 what they're talking about. 362 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,430 Ooh, I see an opening. 363 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,867 No, no...Shh! 364 00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:43,789 Oh, don't mind me, I'm a, uh, seat warmer. 365 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,617 That's how fancy this place is. 366 00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:48,403 Not a cold butt since 1987. 367 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,235 Ladies. 368 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:03,113 Oh, for God's sakes. Adam. 369 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:08,901 Well, well, well. 370 00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:10,033 What are you doing here? 371 00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:11,948 I'll tell you what I'm doing here. 372 00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:15,082 This is not a business dinner. This is a date. 373 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,606 You are preying on an innocent woman in need, 374 00:16:17,649 --> 00:16:20,565 because you are a slimy, scheming... 375 00:16:20,609 --> 00:16:23,351 friendly-looking guy. 376 00:16:23,394 --> 00:16:25,222 You don't seem that threatening. 377 00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:27,355 This is ridiculous. 378 00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:29,183 I mean, after 18 years of marriage, 379 00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:32,316 I can't have dinner with a business associate? 380 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,405 This is not Billy Joel. 381 00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:36,625 Billy Joel hit on me one night. 382 00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:38,496 That's pretty cool. 383 00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:42,544 I am trying to save our business, 384 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:45,286 and all you're doing is making us both look like amateurs. 385 00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:47,375 I think I can clear this up. 386 00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,464 Oh, thank you, James. 387 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:50,726 This is a date. 388 00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:52,945 Ha! I knew it. 389 00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:55,339 I assume the worst in people. That's one of mybest traits. 390 00:16:55,383 --> 00:16:59,256 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wha-What about the loan? 391 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,476 I ran it past Karen this afternoon. 392 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:04,305 She said no, but I was still jazzed about our date. 393 00:17:04,348 --> 00:17:09,440 It wasn't a date. I am married. 394 00:17:09,484 --> 00:17:11,703 Yeah, it doesn't bother me.Oh... 395 00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:14,619 You gotta knock on the door if you want it to open. 396 00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:16,839 I'm not a door. Are you hearing him? 397 00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:18,623 Hey, I'm just happy I was right about this. 398 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,321 I got really sweaty there for a second. 399 00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:23,324 But I'll gladly take him outside and tune him up, if you want. 400 00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,631 No. 401 00:17:26,675 --> 00:17:29,286 I'm not gonna waste my time on some jerk who, 402 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,766 in this day and age, still tries to use 403 00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:33,334 a position of power to manipulate people. 404 00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:35,553 And, you know, I wouldn't normally do this 405 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,512 to an innocent glass of wine, but... 406 00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:39,166 Ooh! 407 00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:41,559 Oops. 408 00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:44,606 That was awesome.Hmm. 409 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,045 That's why all the guys are after her. 410 00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:56,183 So you failed to seduce the bank guy. 411 00:17:58,446 --> 00:17:59,316 I wasn't trying, Don. 412 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,102 Oh, now you weren't trying. 413 00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:05,279 Did you even listen to the story? 414 00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,672 The bad news is we're back where we started. 415 00:18:07,716 --> 00:18:09,413 No money, no loan. 416 00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:12,503 Now Don and I will have to vacation together. 417 00:18:14,723 --> 00:18:16,377 Honey, I'm sorry I got so jealous tonight. 418 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,248 Obviously, you can take care of yourself. 419 00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:19,336 Oh, that's okay. 420 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,772 I mean, you were right about him. 421 00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:24,428 Just like Billy Joel. 422 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,605 "This one goes out to all the ladies." 423 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,130 He was looking right at you. 424 00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:33,045 Hey, guys. 425 00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:35,135 Why the long faces? 426 00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:36,179 Why are you so cheerful? 427 00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:38,268 Did you pass out in a flower patch? 428 00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:43,055 Actually, I have some good news. 429 00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:45,188 When Adam left for the restaurant, I had a feeling 430 00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:47,973 the deal might go south, and it was time for extreme measures. 431 00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:50,802 So I went to see my ex, Jen, 432 00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:52,978 and I told her I wanted $20,000. 433 00:18:53,022 --> 00:18:54,415 You didn't. 434 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,982 I did. And I told her if she didn't give it to me, 435 00:18:57,026 --> 00:18:59,115 I would tell her grandma that she cheated on me 436 00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:01,161 with her horse riding instructor. 437 00:19:01,204 --> 00:19:04,164 Nobody wants their nana to know they did it in a barn. 438 00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:08,690 Anyhoo, the money's already in my account. 439 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:12,172 Lowell, you just saved our company. That's great. 440 00:19:13,129 --> 00:19:14,130 I mean, that's blackmail. 441 00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:15,523 It is? Yeah. 442 00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:18,743 I'll be right back. 443 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,005 Oh, oh... No. 444 00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:23,574 No. Oh... 445 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,239 Oh, geez, Bev's home. 446 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:37,849 Oh... 447 00:19:40,678 --> 00:19:42,767 I'm back. 448 00:19:42,811 --> 00:19:43,725 Hi, dear. 449 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,162 I'd get up, but I can't. 450 00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,947 His leg's not getting any better. Yeah. 451 00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:50,514 Looks like Funchy's gonna have to stay around 452 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:51,950 a little while longer. 453 00:19:51,994 --> 00:19:55,737 You're propping up the wrong leg, Joe. 454 00:19:58,522 --> 00:19:59,567 That was your one job! 455 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:07,314 Captioning sponsored by CBS 456 00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:09,359 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org