1 00:00:02,124 --> 00:00:03,658 You know, these animal valentines you got 2 00:00:03,692 --> 00:00:06,795 for the kids to take to school, they're a little racy. 3 00:00:06,828 --> 00:00:08,430 Like, look at this cartoon bear. 4 00:00:08,463 --> 00:00:12,101 He's wearing nothing but a bow tie. 5 00:00:12,134 --> 00:00:14,136 Where's he going, a bachelorette party? 6 00:00:15,337 --> 00:00:17,639 I still don't understand why every kid in the class 7 00:00:17,672 --> 00:00:18,573 has to get a valentine. 8 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:20,809 When I was their age, the only kids who got 9 00:00:20,842 --> 00:00:24,079 a full bag of valentines were nice or foxy. 10 00:00:25,514 --> 00:00:27,316 Like me. 11 00:00:27,349 --> 00:00:30,119 You were foxy in the third grade? 12 00:00:30,152 --> 00:00:32,654 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the year I grew into my head. 13 00:00:32,687 --> 00:00:34,456 Ah. Yeah. 14 00:00:34,489 --> 00:00:38,160 Second grade, not so foxy. I tipped over a lot. 15 00:00:38,193 --> 00:00:39,228 Yeah. 16 00:00:41,396 --> 00:00:43,598 So, my beautiful bride, 17 00:00:43,632 --> 00:00:46,101 would you like to have "a whale of a time" 18 00:00:46,135 --> 00:00:48,470 this Valentine's Day? 19 00:00:48,503 --> 00:00:51,806 Actually, this year, I don't want to do anything. 20 00:00:54,176 --> 00:00:57,546 I love that we can still make each other laugh. 21 00:00:59,414 --> 00:01:00,882 No, I-I'm serious. 22 00:01:00,915 --> 00:01:03,852 I just, I just want to do nothing. 23 00:01:03,885 --> 00:01:05,620 Yeah, this feels like a trap. 24 00:01:05,654 --> 00:01:07,722 No, it's not. 25 00:01:07,756 --> 00:01:09,724 Look, we're always running around, 26 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:12,294 and I haven't had time to get you something. 27 00:01:12,327 --> 00:01:14,896 Plus, they gave me a standing desk at work, 28 00:01:14,929 --> 00:01:18,167 so I have been on my feet for three days. 29 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,669 I will not be the first person to sit down. 30 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:24,906 So, uh, this doing nothing for Valentine's Day, 31 00:01:24,939 --> 00:01:26,275 are you serious? 32 00:01:26,308 --> 00:01:28,243 Yes. Yes. 33 00:01:28,277 --> 00:01:31,246 No going out and no gifts. 34 00:01:37,286 --> 00:01:39,754 My perfect Valentine's Day 35 00:01:39,788 --> 00:01:43,325 would be a quiet night at home with the people I love. 36 00:01:43,358 --> 00:01:45,494 And many glasses of wine. 37 00:01:47,829 --> 00:01:50,465 Okay. Well, I guess we'll just stay here 38 00:01:50,499 --> 00:01:53,335 and have dinner with my folks and the kids. 39 00:01:53,368 --> 00:01:55,170 That sounds perfect. 40 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:02,577 Really? 41 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:05,847 How many glasses of wine have you had tonight? 42 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:06,881 : Okay. 43 00:02:06,915 --> 00:02:08,817 Look, bottom line is, 44 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:10,752 we've celebrated for 17 years. 45 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:13,388 I'm just... I'm over this holiday. 46 00:02:15,257 --> 00:02:18,193 You know, every day I love you more and more, 47 00:02:18,227 --> 00:02:20,829 because as time goes by... 48 00:02:20,862 --> 00:02:23,232 you make me show it less and less. 49 00:02:23,265 --> 00:02:24,399 Aw. 50 00:02:27,936 --> 00:02:30,539 So Andi doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day? 51 00:02:30,572 --> 00:02:34,276 All she wants is to drink wine, so just her normal night. 52 00:02:35,009 --> 00:02:36,911 That sounds like a trap. 53 00:02:36,945 --> 00:02:39,348 That's what I said; but she denied it, 54 00:02:39,381 --> 00:02:42,551 and then we made out for a while, so it's real. 55 00:02:42,584 --> 00:02:44,519 Oh, you've finally reached that sweet spot in marriage 56 00:02:44,553 --> 00:02:46,255 where you could phone it in. 57 00:02:46,288 --> 00:02:47,889 Welcome to the bigs, kid, huh? 58 00:02:47,922 --> 00:02:50,525 And now I just got to figure out a gift for Mom. 59 00:02:50,559 --> 00:02:52,761 Good luck with that, little brother. 60 00:02:52,794 --> 00:02:54,396 I out-gift him every year. 61 00:02:54,429 --> 00:02:55,930 But it's cute that he still tries. 62 00:02:57,031 --> 00:02:58,433 Don't take it personally. 63 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:00,302 I'm the oldest; I made her a mother. 64 00:03:00,335 --> 00:03:01,703 What did you bring to the table? 65 00:03:01,736 --> 00:03:03,938 Well, unlike you, 66 00:03:03,972 --> 00:03:06,975 I didn't make her deliver a baby that was three feet tall. 67 00:03:07,008 --> 00:03:10,011 The struggle only made her love me more. 68 00:03:10,044 --> 00:03:14,549 They put him in the nursery; people thought he worked there. 69 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:16,951 Oh, I know what I'll do. 70 00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:20,021 I'll just slide the gift I bought for Andi over to Mom. 71 00:03:20,054 --> 00:03:23,692 Yeah. A 14-karat-gold necklace with pictures of the kids on it. 72 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,527 Oh, her grandchildren will rest on her heart. 73 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,362 Is there a way to bet on this? 74 00:03:27,396 --> 00:03:29,998 I'd like to put my money on Adam. 75 00:03:30,031 --> 00:03:31,366 What you boys don't understand is, 76 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,368 it's not the gift, it's the giver. 77 00:03:34,436 --> 00:03:35,704 We'll see. 78 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,339 I think I got a good shot. 79 00:03:37,372 --> 00:03:39,808 This could be the year that Mom says to you: 80 00:03:39,841 --> 00:03:41,676 "Mm, it's the thought that counts." 81 00:03:43,845 --> 00:03:46,014 Thanks for letting me borrow your slow cooker. 82 00:03:46,047 --> 00:03:48,049 Yeah, well, we had to hide this 83 00:03:48,082 --> 00:03:50,018 after Teddy used it to boil Emme's Barbies. 84 00:03:50,051 --> 00:03:52,321 Yeah. It was very disturbing. 85 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:55,390 The heads are the last thing to melt. Ugh. 86 00:03:55,424 --> 00:03:56,925 And they float. 87 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:58,527 Ugh. 88 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,894 Ooh. 89 00:03:59,928 --> 00:04:01,563 What's this? 90 00:04:01,596 --> 00:04:02,797 Mm. 91 00:04:02,831 --> 00:04:04,466 "To Andi, Happy Valentine's Day, 92 00:04:04,499 --> 00:04:06,335 love, Adam" 93 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:08,837 Open it. 94 00:04:10,104 --> 00:04:12,807 Oh, I don't think I should. Seriously? 95 00:04:12,841 --> 00:04:14,008 No, I'm definitely going to. 96 00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:15,477 I just felt like I should say that. 97 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:22,317 Ooh, shiny! Oh! 98 00:04:22,351 --> 00:04:24,819 Oh, look, and it's got pictures of the kids on it. 99 00:04:24,853 --> 00:04:27,088 That is so sweet. But I thought you told him 100 00:04:27,121 --> 00:04:29,057 you didn't want anything for Valentine's Day. 101 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:31,326 I did, but he didn't listen. 102 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,362 That usually makes me so mad. 103 00:04:34,996 --> 00:04:36,798 Oh, it's beautiful. 104 00:04:36,831 --> 00:04:38,500 Oh. 105 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:42,371 I have the most thoughtful husband in the whole world. 106 00:04:42,404 --> 00:04:46,007 I have the most thoughtful son in the whole world. 107 00:04:49,378 --> 00:04:51,380 * 108 00:05:00,154 --> 00:05:02,090 I saw this necklace and I thought, 109 00:05:02,123 --> 00:05:05,427 "There is no one who deserves this more than my mother." 110 00:05:08,763 --> 00:05:11,065 Now, I don't want to put words in your mouth, 111 00:05:11,099 --> 00:05:13,402 but it's kind of the best gift ever, huh? 112 00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:16,471 Oh, I-I don't like to think of it 113 00:05:16,505 --> 00:05:19,874 as a competition between you boys, but... 114 00:05:19,908 --> 00:05:22,377 this is gonna be hard to beat. 115 00:05:22,411 --> 00:05:25,046 I'm glad you like the new guy's gift. 116 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:28,417 Now, let's see what your firstborn got you. 117 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:30,952 Go get 'em, Donny. 118 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:32,654 I think you're gonna love it so much 119 00:05:32,687 --> 00:05:34,756 that next year I'm gonna have to give you a necklace 120 00:05:34,789 --> 00:05:35,757 with a picture of 121 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:38,760 this on it. 122 00:05:40,128 --> 00:05:42,063 Huh. 123 00:05:42,096 --> 00:05:43,798 It's a damn cactus! 124 00:05:43,832 --> 00:05:45,099 Uh-huh. 125 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:46,668 Are you throwing the game? 126 00:05:46,701 --> 00:05:49,471 I know what this is. 127 00:05:49,504 --> 00:05:52,173 This is the beginning of a scavenger hunt to the real gift. 128 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:53,742 Where's the clue? Underneath? 129 00:05:53,775 --> 00:05:56,645 No, Ma, you're always saying how you love 130 00:05:56,678 --> 00:05:58,813 going to Arizona and seeing all the cactuses. 131 00:05:58,847 --> 00:06:00,849 She likes to swim, too; does that mean 132 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:03,485 you're gonna throw a bucket of water on her? 133 00:06:03,518 --> 00:06:05,487 Maybe you're mixed up. 134 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,490 Okay. This is from me. 135 00:06:09,157 --> 00:06:10,592 Your firstborn. 136 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:12,193 I made you a mommy. 137 00:06:12,226 --> 00:06:15,063 Well, it's the thought that counts. 138 00:06:15,096 --> 00:06:17,432 There it is. 139 00:06:17,466 --> 00:06:20,935 Joe, why don't you take that outside for me? 140 00:06:20,969 --> 00:06:24,038 Oh, yes, this cactus will love the snow. 141 00:06:24,072 --> 00:06:27,442 I'm gonna go see how my new necklace looks. 142 00:06:28,477 --> 00:06:30,445 If this is what my son got me, 143 00:06:30,479 --> 00:06:32,914 I can't wait to see what my husband gets me. 144 00:06:36,217 --> 00:06:37,886 What are you doing to me? 145 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:40,188 What? 146 00:06:40,221 --> 00:06:41,956 You told me you were getting her chocolates, 147 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:43,558 so I got her flowers. 148 00:06:43,592 --> 00:06:45,760 Now the flowers are just gonna sit in the trash 149 00:06:45,794 --> 00:06:47,762 with this-this blowfish in a pot. 150 00:06:47,796 --> 00:06:49,931 I didn't mean to ruin your day. 151 00:06:49,964 --> 00:06:51,500 I was just trying to ruin his. 152 00:06:51,533 --> 00:06:53,101 It's not ruined. 153 00:06:53,134 --> 00:06:55,470 Valentine's Day isn't over yet. 154 00:06:55,504 --> 00:06:58,172 The firstborn will rise again. 155 00:06:59,841 --> 00:07:02,176 Come on, Donny, let's head to the Hallmark store 156 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:05,480 and see if we can pull out of this nosedive. 157 00:07:07,148 --> 00:07:09,718 Happy Valentine's Day! 158 00:07:09,751 --> 00:07:11,586 Yay. 159 00:07:15,189 --> 00:07:16,224 A book? 160 00:07:17,826 --> 00:07:20,461 Are you mad at us? 161 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:23,231 Ah, we're just kidding. Ah! 162 00:07:24,533 --> 00:07:26,234 Happy Valentine's Day. 163 00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:28,236 Oh, did you see their faces? 164 00:07:28,269 --> 00:07:30,639 They thought they were gonna have to read. I know. 165 00:07:30,672 --> 00:07:32,240 Oh, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 166 00:07:32,273 --> 00:07:34,976 Valentine's Day isn't over yet. 167 00:07:35,009 --> 00:07:36,645 It's time for Daddy's gift. 168 00:07:36,678 --> 00:07:39,080 Daddy's gift? 169 00:07:40,615 --> 00:07:42,216 I thought Daddy didn't get a gift. 170 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:45,587 That's what Mommy said and Daddy believed her. 171 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:57,198 Open it. 172 00:07:57,231 --> 00:07:59,768 I don't want to. 173 00:07:59,801 --> 00:08:02,571 No, go ahead. 174 00:08:05,574 --> 00:08:09,110 Uh, o-okay, b-but before I do, 175 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:12,981 just to be clear, as previously agreed upon, 176 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:16,585 I... I didn't get you anything. 177 00:08:16,618 --> 00:08:19,120 Okay, sure. 178 00:08:21,723 --> 00:08:24,826 Okay. 179 00:08:24,859 --> 00:08:27,028 I'm going in. 180 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,043 It's a table hockey game! 181 00:08:42,076 --> 00:08:43,244 Where's the screen? 182 00:08:46,681 --> 00:08:48,983 Does if have Wi 183 00:08:49,017 --> 00:08:53,021 It's just like the one I had when I was a kid. 184 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,322 I love it! 185 00:08:54,355 --> 00:08:55,323 Ah, good. 186 00:08:55,356 --> 00:08:57,792 I just had to show you how much you mean to me. 187 00:08:57,826 --> 00:09:01,062 Oh. 188 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:19,814 : Okay. That's it. 189 00:09:19,848 --> 00:09:23,652 That was a great Valentine's Day, yeah. 190 00:09:23,685 --> 00:09:25,754 But everything is over now, so... 191 00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:27,321 Ah. 192 00:09:27,355 --> 00:09:29,090 : Okay. 193 00:09:29,123 --> 00:09:31,225 Well, I guess I'll just go to the kitchen, 194 00:09:31,259 --> 00:09:33,728 'cause everything's over now. 195 00:09:34,829 --> 00:09:37,298 Okay. 196 00:09:37,331 --> 00:09:39,000 Here I go. 197 00:09:40,669 --> 00:09:43,337 Okay. Buh-bye. 198 00:09:46,007 --> 00:09:49,277 Okay, five bucks for anyone who can tell me what just happened. 199 00:09:50,945 --> 00:09:52,246 He didn't give you the necklace? 200 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,382 No. It doesn't make any sense. 201 00:09:54,415 --> 00:09:56,685 Unless he's got a girlfriend who's also named Andi 202 00:09:56,718 --> 00:09:59,087 with three kids that look a hell of a lot like ours. 203 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,422 Oh, maybe the way he's gonna give it to you 204 00:10:01,455 --> 00:10:02,991 is part of the surprise. 205 00:10:03,024 --> 00:10:04,693 Yeah, that's it, that's it. 206 00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:06,294 He-he invited his parents over tonight. 207 00:10:06,327 --> 00:10:07,696 I bet they're gonna babysit 208 00:10:07,729 --> 00:10:09,698 while we go out for a romantic dinner 209 00:10:09,731 --> 00:10:12,767 and then, instead of dessert, it's the necklace. 210 00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:14,669 Yeah. If he hides it in dessert, be careful. 211 00:10:14,703 --> 00:10:16,838 I still have a tennis bracelet somewhere inside me. 212 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:23,644 Whoa, break. 213 00:10:31,886 --> 00:10:33,287 Wh 214 00:10:33,321 --> 00:10:35,289 I thought you were coming for dinner. It's only 3:00. 215 00:10:35,323 --> 00:10:38,793 We came early to give people time to admire my necklace. 216 00:10:39,828 --> 00:10:41,696 Where is everyone? 217 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,131 Uh, uh, Andi's out running errands, 218 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,900 but she'll be back later, you know, at dinnertime. 219 00:10:45,934 --> 00:10:48,469 Aw. She left you without snacks? 220 00:10:48,502 --> 00:10:49,904 Don't worry, 221 00:10:49,938 --> 00:10:52,140 Mama's here now. Mm. 222 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,976 I'll fix grilled cheeses. 223 00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:57,712 Maybe next year, you can buy her a golden spatula 224 00:10:57,746 --> 00:11:00,849 so she can make a grilled cheese for her golden boy. 225 00:11:00,882 --> 00:11:03,317 Hey, listen, speaking of gifts, 226 00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:06,120 Andi said she didn't want a gift, so I didn't get her one. 227 00:11:06,154 --> 00:11:08,757 But then she got me one. Should I be worried? 228 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:11,760 You should be changing your name and moving to Canada. 229 00:11:13,795 --> 00:11:16,898 I knew it was a trap! Yeah. 230 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:20,234 I fell for that "I don't need a gift" trick back in '69, 231 00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:22,837 and I spent the next month living on my boat. 232 00:11:22,871 --> 00:11:25,807 Man, Andi's gonna... 233 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,476 Wait, we had a boat? 234 00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:31,813 We didn't have a boat; I had a boat. 235 00:11:31,846 --> 00:11:35,316 O-Okay, okay, I got to run out and find something for Andi. 236 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:36,350 Hey, how was the Hallmark store? 237 00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:38,119 Oh, picked clean. 238 00:11:38,152 --> 00:11:39,854 I haven't seen men fall apart like that 239 00:11:39,888 --> 00:11:41,890 since the first day of basic training. 240 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,960 Hey! Hi, everybody! 241 00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:47,829 Why do people keep showing up early? 242 00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:50,364 I wanted to give Mom my new present, 243 00:11:50,398 --> 00:11:51,933 a pair of earrings. 244 00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:54,135 Earrings? I'm gonna have to buy her mink underpants 245 00:11:54,168 --> 00:11:55,870 to keep up with you two. 246 00:11:57,538 --> 00:11:59,540 Two earrings beats one necklace. 247 00:11:59,573 --> 00:12:01,209 That's math. 248 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,511 Fine, fine. I don't have time for this. 249 00:12:03,544 --> 00:12:05,279 I got to hit the mall. 250 00:12:05,313 --> 00:12:09,417 Apparently, to Andi, "no gift" means "yes gift." 251 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,786 Why can't you just give her the gold necklace? 252 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:13,421 What? 253 00:12:13,454 --> 00:12:15,256 What 254 00:12:15,289 --> 00:12:16,490 The-the necklace. 255 00:12:16,524 --> 00:12:18,927 The gold necklace in the slow cooker. 256 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:27,101 How do you know about that? 257 00:12:27,135 --> 00:12:29,237 Um, I was with Andi when she found it. 258 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,272 She found it? Andi knows about the necklace? 259 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,474 Too bad I sold the boat. 260 00:12:33,507 --> 00:12:35,810 Seems like you could really use it now. 261 00:12:38,612 --> 00:12:40,815 We had some good times on that boat, Pop. 262 00:12:50,591 --> 00:12:51,993 Are you telling me Andi thinks 263 00:12:52,026 --> 00:12:53,494 I'm gonna surprise her with the necklace 264 00:12:53,527 --> 00:12:55,563 at a romantic dinner? She said no gifts. 265 00:12:55,596 --> 00:12:57,598 Why didn't you just give her the necklace? 266 00:12:57,631 --> 00:12:59,067 She said no gifts. 267 00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:05,573 Keep saying that and we'll be carving it on your tombstone. 268 00:13:05,606 --> 00:13:08,042 She's gonna be home any minute. 269 00:13:08,076 --> 00:13:11,579 If she sees that necklace on my mom, 270 00:13:11,612 --> 00:13:13,447 You know, on the upside, my cactus 271 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:15,016 isn't looking so shabby anymore. 272 00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,386 Great news, babe: I got you some earrings. 273 00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:19,620 Aw! 274 00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:21,489 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 275 00:13:21,522 --> 00:13:22,991 I might still be able to save this. 276 00:13:23,024 --> 00:13:24,993 I just got to get the necklace away from Mom, 277 00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:27,495 give it to Andi, and then just buy another one for Mom. 278 00:13:27,528 --> 00:13:29,197 How you gonna do that without Bev knowing? 279 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:31,499 I don't know. I mean, just look at her. 280 00:13:35,269 --> 00:13:38,039 I'm gonna need the Jaws of Life to pry it out of her hands. 281 00:13:39,908 --> 00:13:40,909 Just tell her the truth. 282 00:13:40,942 --> 00:13:42,643 You bought it for Andi and she has to give it back. 283 00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:44,645 Yeah, do that. It's too late for you. 284 00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:46,280 Save me! 285 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:50,919 Oh, hi, Don! 286 00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:51,920 Marcy. 287 00:13:51,953 --> 00:13:55,023 Um, okay, who's hungry? 288 00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:57,425 Oh, forgot napkins. Uh, wait, Ma... 289 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,660 No, no, no. Don't start until I get my grilled cheese. 290 00:13:59,693 --> 00:14:02,530 When she gets mad, she throws food in the trash. 291 00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:06,634 Here we go. 292 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,003 Uh, s-so, Ma, 293 00:14:09,037 --> 00:14:10,972 hey, you know what I was thinking? 294 00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:13,074 I should have your necklace engraved. 295 00:14:13,107 --> 00:14:14,642 You know, make it more personal. 296 00:14:14,675 --> 00:14:16,644 Yeah. Give it to me now. 297 00:14:16,677 --> 00:14:18,612 It's already personal; 298 00:14:18,646 --> 00:14:20,949 it's got pictures of my grandkids on it. 299 00:14:20,982 --> 00:14:22,616 Oh... 300 00:14:24,318 --> 00:14:26,654 The truth is... 301 00:14:26,687 --> 00:14:30,291 I bought it from a gypsy; it's fake gold. 302 00:14:30,324 --> 00:14:31,625 BEV: What? 303 00:14:31,659 --> 00:14:33,194 And I don't want that fake gold 304 00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:35,463 giving you a nasty rash, so cough it up. 305 00:14:35,496 --> 00:14:37,131 Mm. No! 306 00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:39,333 If people ask, I'll just tell 'em 307 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:42,403 I got the nasty rash from my loving son. 308 00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:50,444 You might want to mention 309 00:14:50,478 --> 00:14:52,480 the necklace in there somewhere, too. 310 00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:55,683 Andi! 311 00:14:55,716 --> 00:14:57,185 Hi, honey. Oh. 312 00:14:57,218 --> 00:14:58,652 Your parents are already here, huh? 313 00:14:58,686 --> 00:15:00,188 : Yeah. 314 00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:02,523 So, we going out or something? 315 00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:05,026 Should I go upstairs and change? 316 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:06,660 Yeah, yeah. Maybe go change, yeah. 317 00:15:06,694 --> 00:15:08,963 And-and take your time. And if you get tired, 318 00:15:08,997 --> 00:15:11,966 just go to bed. I'll see you in the morning. 319 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,568 Andi, come look at my present. 320 00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:15,736 No, no, no, no! 321 00:15:15,769 --> 00:15:18,206 Uh, no, no, no! Okay. Whoa! 322 00:15:18,239 --> 00:15:20,108 Yeah. You look... Wait, Adam, what are you doing?! 323 00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,675 Well, you look... you look so cold. 324 00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:24,645 Okay, there you go! 325 00:15:24,678 --> 00:15:26,447 Hey, Andi, you know, you know what I was thinking? 326 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,149 Since it's Valentine's Day, 327 00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:30,985 we should only look at each other. Huh? 328 00:15:34,022 --> 00:15:36,124 Adam, honey, you don't have to play this game, all right? 329 00:15:36,157 --> 00:15:37,591 I know something's coming. 330 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:38,726 Something's coming, all right. 331 00:15:40,294 --> 00:15:42,563 Aw! Is Adam gonna surprise you, too, Andi? 332 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:43,998 Look at me, look at me, look at me. 333 00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:45,299 Remember, I gave you three 334 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,434 beautiful children. 335 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:55,109 Um, Bev, a-are you wearing a-a gold necklace 336 00:15:55,143 --> 00:15:57,111 with pictures of the kids on it? 337 00:15:57,145 --> 00:15:59,780 It was a gift from your sweet husband. 338 00:15:59,813 --> 00:16:01,215 Isn't that thoughtful? 339 00:16:06,087 --> 00:16:08,222 I have some thoughts. 340 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:13,194 Can I tell you my thoughts in the kitchen? 341 00:16:15,596 --> 00:16:17,198 You stay right here. 342 00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,236 What a nice way to spend Valentine's Day: 343 00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:23,404 dinner and a show. 344 00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:29,077 Why is your mother wearing the necklace 345 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,645 I secretly know you bought for me? 346 00:16:32,746 --> 00:16:34,715 Okay, yeah, I bought it for you, 347 00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:36,784 but then you said you didn't want a gift. 348 00:16:36,817 --> 00:16:40,054 So I figured it'd be okay to give it to my mom instead. 349 00:16:40,088 --> 00:16:40,788 What?! 350 00:16:43,124 --> 00:16:45,726 My necklace wasn't bought specially for me? 351 00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:47,395 It was! 352 00:16:47,428 --> 00:16:49,263 In a sense. 353 00:16:49,297 --> 00:16:50,731 Yeah. 354 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:54,735 In-in the sense that I bought it for her. 355 00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:59,140 B-But the sign in the shop said "perfect for any woman." 356 00:17:00,174 --> 00:17:01,575 So I'm just any woman? 357 00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,644 No! No... 358 00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:06,547 If I'm not looking at you, I'm not talking to you. 359 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,316 Okay? 360 00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:12,453 Come on, Andi, you know how my mom is about gifts. 361 00:17:12,486 --> 00:17:13,854 How am I about gifts? 362 00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:15,689 You're great at gifts. 363 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:17,825 Yeah, you're the most appreciative woman I know. 364 00:17:17,858 --> 00:17:19,793 So I'm not appreciative? 365 00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:21,095 Can I talk to you alone?! 366 00:17:21,129 --> 00:17:22,563 No! No! Oh! 367 00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:24,798 Okay. Don't be so hard on the boy. 368 00:17:24,832 --> 00:17:26,834 Bev, you are gonna be so cheered up 369 00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,736 when you see the flowers I got you. 370 00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:31,105 With a beautiful blank card 371 00:17:31,139 --> 00:17:34,208 where you can write anything your heart desires. 372 00:17:38,246 --> 00:17:42,350 If this wasn't bought for me, I don't want it. 373 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:55,796 Don't do it. No, no, no, no, no, no. 374 00:17:57,531 --> 00:17:59,900 Happy Valentine's Day? 375 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:02,136 Oh! Good grief. He did it. 376 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,605 You know what? 377 00:18:04,638 --> 00:18:06,607 I'll take it. 378 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,143 Whoa! Curveball. I did not see that coming. 379 00:18:10,178 --> 00:18:12,180 You will 380 00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:15,816 Really. I mean, I did say no gifts. 381 00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:17,851 But you bought this for me. 382 00:18:17,885 --> 00:18:21,789 And it's incredibly thoughtful, and I love it. 383 00:18:23,191 --> 00:18:26,594 Wow. Where did he find her? 384 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,262 It's beautiful. 385 00:18:28,296 --> 00:18:29,797 Aw. Mm. 386 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,266 I don't want to ruin it for you, honey, but... 387 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:35,203 it's fake gold. 388 00:18:35,236 --> 00:18:36,437 No, no. 389 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:38,706 I just said that when you had it. 390 00:18:38,739 --> 00:18:41,209 It's real. 391 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,478 That's interesting. 392 00:19:04,265 --> 00:19:08,602 I pocketed one when things started to go south. 393 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:20,248 What's this? 394 00:19:20,281 --> 00:19:22,250 Well, I wanted you to get a full bag of valentines, 395 00:19:22,283 --> 00:19:25,619 because you deserve to know that you're nice and foxy. 396 00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:28,256 Aw, that's so sweet. 397 00:19:28,289 --> 00:19:30,291 And I just want to thank you for being... 398 00:19:30,324 --> 00:19:32,460 "turtle-y awesome" 399 00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:34,928 and "otter-ly adorable." 400 00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:36,930 Aw. 401 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:42,936 "Roses are red, I want you in my bed." 402 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:45,406 There's a few originals in there. 403 00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:47,441 Really? Mm-hmm. 404 00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:50,244 "Violets are blue, 405 00:19:50,278 --> 00:19:52,780 or not on the bed-- it's up to you." 406 00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:55,983 So what I'm saying there is I'm up for anything. 407 00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,985 Okay. 408 00:19:58,018 --> 00:20:01,622 "Love is the highest power, let's do it in the shower." 409 00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:03,291 Adam. 410 00:20:03,324 --> 00:20:05,793 The lower you go, the dirtier they get. 411 00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:08,896 : Yeah. 412 00:20:17,037 --> 00:20:20,040 Well, this is just to say I'm sorry. 413 00:20:20,073 --> 00:20:22,343 Oh, Adam. 414 00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:25,546 This is so overwhelming. 415 00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:27,014 Oh! 416 00:20:27,047 --> 00:20:28,849 This must have cost you a fortune. 417 00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:31,852 Ah, you can't put a price on that smile. 418 00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:33,554 And yet somehow you did. 419 00:20:34,822 --> 00:20:37,291 I like the balloons, too. 420 00:20:37,325 --> 00:20:39,427 They look really good with my cactus. 421 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:40,861 Oh, shoot. Darn it. Ooh. 422 00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,296 Oh! There goes another one. 423 00:20:43,364 --> 00:20:45,933 Oh! How clumsy of me! Oh! 424 00:20:47,801 --> 00:20:50,571 I told you the firstborn would rise again. 425 00:20:50,604 --> 00:20:52,440 Captioning sponsored by CBS 426 00:20:57,077 --> 00:20:59,279 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org