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So get this. The new neighbors
down the block had a party,

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and invited everybody
on the street except us.

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Great.

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What? No. Not great.

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I heard it
from that old hermit guy

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on the corner
who let all his grass die.

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Dirt Yard Bob?

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Yeah. They even invited
Dirt Yard Bob.

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The guy
that electrocuted himself

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trying to get free sneakers
off a power line.

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I heard that when he woke up, he
could suddenly play the piano.

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We used to get invited
to everything.

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I mean, potlucks,
holiday parties.

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What happened?
I happened.

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I cut the cord with
that bunch of mooches.

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:
You're welcome.

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Those people were
our friends.
No.

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No. No, no, no, no,
no, no. Mooches.

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Remember two years ago

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when we stayed home
on the Fourth of July?

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I got roped into
feeding all their cats.

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That's what neighbors do.

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You know what cats do?

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They hide, and then they
dive at you, claws first.

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They get off,
like, six punches

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before you know what
the hell happened.
Oh.

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Okay, well, remember

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when we let the Morrisons park
their boat in our driveway?

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Then they split up,
and the husband just

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lived on it for weeks.

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That thing didn't have a toilet.

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Where did he go, Andi?

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We'll never know.

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Yeah, but now we're outcasts.

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I mean, how did you manage
to alienate an entire block?

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Well, it was pretty
easy, actually.

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You know, whenever someone
would want to make plans,

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I'd just say, "Oh, yeah, sure.
I'll have Andi call you."

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Then I never
told you to call.

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Then, when I'd run
into 'em , I'd say,

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"I can't believe
Andi never called you."

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Voilà.

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So I look like the bad guy.

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How do you think I feel?

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I look like I'm married
to the bad guy.

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You know what?
You've become unfriendly.

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What?
Mm.

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I have not.

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The neighbors
were all over us.

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When Germany invaded Poland, did
people call Poland unfriendly?

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Don't bring Germany
into this, all right?

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Every time
you're losing an argument,

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you call in the Germans.

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What's wrong
with being neighborly?

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I just don't get it.

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I mean, why do I have to
be buddies with someone

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just because of a
geographical coincidence?

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You know? I'm sure somebody
lived next to Mussolini.

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Were they watching his cat?

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And here come the Italians.

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Look, bottom line,
I did us a favor.

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I can't believe it took
you this long to notice.

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Well, I've been busy working.

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I just... I wasn't
paying attention.

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Oh. I just thought you
were quietly on board.

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You know? It's
like upstairs.

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If you don't make a face,
I just keep going.

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ADAM:
And then Andi said

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I was unfriendly.

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I was kind of expecting
a thank you.

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From your wife?

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That's not what they do.

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I'm a friendly guy.

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I mean, Lowell,
we became friends.

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It was the hardest thing
I've ever done,

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and I knitted this sweater vest.

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I'm looking
for Adam Burns.

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Are you a singing telegram?

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I am not.

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Oh. Then he's over there.

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I'm the new county inspector.

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I just checked
your concrete slab.

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Oh, great. Yeah, as
soon as you sign off,

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we can start framing.

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I'm not signing off.
It's still wet.

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And you knew that
when you called me down here.

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The inspector we had
before did it all the time.

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He understood the concept
of leeway, you know.

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I don't believe in leeway.
I believe in my way.

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Oh. Okay.

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Look, new lady...
My name's Joy.

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Well, somebody
lied to you.

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I don't know if
they taught you this

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in county inspector school,
but concrete dries, okay?

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That's why the sidewalks
aren't full of skeletons

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trying to pull
their legs out.

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I don't know if they taught
you this in contractor school,

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but you don't talk
to me like that.

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Joke's on her. I didn't even go
to contractor school.

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Okay, look, it's
gonna be two weeks

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before that slab
cures all the way.

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If you don't sign off,
my guys can't work,

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and I'm paying 'em to do
nothing. That's a problem.

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That's your problem.

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Until you got here,

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I didn't have a problem!

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Did you just raise
your voice at me?

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Well...
I do not take
kindly to that, sir,

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because then I am forced
to do the same.

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And if this is a talking-loud
competition, I will win it!

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: Well, maybe it's
a talking-soft competition,

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and I'm winning it.

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What? Just send the other
inspector back. He knew me.

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Well, I do not know you, sir,

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and so far, what I've seen,
I do not like.

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You are very unfriendly.

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Unfriendly? Wha-What
do you want me to do,

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make you a balloon animal?

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I've red-tagged a lot of slabs,

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and this has given me
the most pleasure.

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That's right,
"pleasure," as in "joy."

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ADAM:
I can't believe

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two people
who don't even know each other

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both said I was unfriendly.
Hey,

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everybody's born with a certain
amount of friendly in them.

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You use most of it
trying to get a wife.

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Then you're pretty much
tapped out by 45.

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I think of myself
as a friendly guy.

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I like to bowl, shoot pool,
play softball.

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Mm-hmm. When was the last time
you did any of that?

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Uh, well, okay, uh...

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Oh, I know. It was...
Uh, no, that was a movie.

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No. All right, well,
it's not all my fault.

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I mean, we don't even have
a softball team anymore.

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Sure we do.
But I quit.
I was the heart of the team.

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Well, we had a heart transplant.

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I play second base.

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I'm learning how to spit
in front of other people.

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There was a time
you would have known

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about Lowell's struggle
with spitting.

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Well...

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I mean, maybe Andi's right.

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Maybe I have gotten
a little cranky.

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She is right.
I can tell you she's right.

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And not just with the neighbors.

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I mean,
I think the problem is me.

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It is. I can tell you it is.

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Hmm. You know what? I'm gonna
turn this thing around.

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Starting right now, I'm, uh...

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I'm rejoining the softball team.

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Whoa. Whoa! You can't just
rejoin. You have to try out.

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I'm not trying out
for my own company's team.

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I like your moxie.
Welcome aboard.

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Yeah.

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*

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Hey.

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Well, you were right.

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Turns out I'm the town crank.

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Oh, honey.

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You know, the first step
to getting better is admitting

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you have a problem.

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And that I'm right.
That's my favorite part.

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Okay, well, I am ready
to be friendly, okay?

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So let's try and fix things
with those idiot neighbors.

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I know.

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We'll have a potluck
for the whole street.

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Yeah, I-I can make fliers
and-and put 'em

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in everybody's mailbox, and...

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I'm getting a fruit bouquet.

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Great.

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No, no. A pineapple swan.

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Whatever it takes.

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I-I don't want to end
up like Dirt Yard Bob.

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Although I would love
to play the piano.

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Hey, um, since
you're in the mood for change,

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um, do you want to talk
about your flannel shirts?

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What's wrong
with my flannels?

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That's my look.
People love it.

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And I love it. Yeah.

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I mean, they're practical.
Uh-huh.

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'Cause you never know
when you might be on a river

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spinning a log under your feet.

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And when that happens,
I will be ready.

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Hey, hey, hey, uh,
uh, uh, hands off.

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Those are the name-brand snacks
we save for strangers.

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If you're hungry,
go to the pantry

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and get yourself some
Ding-Dangs or a Twonkie.

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Okay, kids,

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and stay away
from the door, all right?

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'Cause it's about to fly open,
and I don't want you

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to get trampled
by a mob of neighbors

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who can't wait to see us.

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Where's the mob
of neighbors?

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I haven't seen a car
drive by all day.

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Even the birds are gone.

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Did the rapture happen?

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Wasn't this party supposed
to start a half an hour ago?

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Oh, the guy
who takes 45-minute showers

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can suddenly tell time.

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Oh, all right,
there's Dirt Yard Bob.

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I'll go see
if he knows anything.

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Yo, Dirt Yard--

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Hey, Bob!

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So, where are we
on snacks?

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I'd like to eat some of that
guacamole before it goes bad.

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: Like this party.
Am I right, guys?

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Yeah, that's funny.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna remember that when
you're 16, and you want a car.

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Hey, come on,
we've had our fun. Let's go.

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Let's go clean our rooms because
we have the best parents ever.

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I like it. I don't believe it,
but I like it.

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Dirt Yard says that
the new neighbors took everyone

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to the Steelers Stadium.

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Yeah. The husband works there,

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and he's giving a tour
of the locker room.

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So they stole
our party guests?

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We can't compete
with the Steelers.
Ugh.

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Our party doesn't even
have a theme.

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Uh, guacamole
and pizza bites?

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Who are we?
What's our message?

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Let's think
about this.

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Okay, well, we already
ticked off the old neighbors.

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Oh, you don't
know the half of it.

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But the new neighbors
don't know us well enough

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not to like us, right?

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So we make nice
with them, and then,

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we can worm our way back
into the community from there.

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Yeah, we can do that.

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We've wormed our way
into plenty of stuff.

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Yeah, so when the new
neighbors get home,

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we'll go over there,
and we'll make nice.

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Good plan.

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Okay, now, is there any way
I could dress you for this?

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Hey, we agreed a long time ago.

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You're not allowed to dress me.

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What if I promise to
undress you first?

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Oh, that's a dirty trick.

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All right,
I'll meet you upstairs.

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Bring the guacamole.

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I hate this shirt.

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I think you look handsome.

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I look like you dressed me
at babyGap.

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Okay, now, remember,
we have to be friendly.

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All right?
Especially to the wife.

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Don't worry. Wives love me.

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We'll be pals
inside of 20 minutes.

248
00:10:47,268 --> 00:10:48,369
Hiya.

249
00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:50,271
Hello.

250
00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:53,742
This might take longer
than 20 minutes.

251
00:11:00,248 --> 00:11:01,382
Step away from my welcome mat.

252
00:11:01,415 --> 00:11:03,451
It does not apply to you.

253
00:11:03,484 --> 00:11:06,387
So, I guess

254
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,723
the new neighbors do know us
well enough not to like us.

255
00:11:08,757 --> 00:11:10,725
You know that really nice

256
00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:12,226
county inspector
I was telling you about?

257
00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,995
Well, Joy here replaced him.

258
00:11:14,028 --> 00:11:17,298
I guess in your private life
you dress like Blue's Clues.

259
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,501
And now we're neighbors.

260
00:11:20,534 --> 00:11:23,772
"Neighbors"? I paid $400
for a home inspector.

261
00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:26,340
He said we were pest-free.

262
00:11:26,374 --> 00:11:30,244
Inspectors, huh?
They're the worst.

263
00:11:30,278 --> 00:11:33,014
I am closing my door now.

264
00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:36,250
Now, she is unfriendly.

265
00:11:36,284 --> 00:11:38,486
She was the one person
we had to make friends with,

266
00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:39,754
and you've already
ticked her off.

267
00:11:39,788 --> 00:11:40,989
Hey, we're not out of this.

268
00:11:41,022 --> 00:11:42,490
She got a husband, right?
Some poor guy

269
00:11:42,523 --> 00:11:45,259
was tricked into marrying her.

270
00:11:45,293 --> 00:11:47,461
Husbands love me.

271
00:11:47,495 --> 00:11:49,998
Five minutes ago,
wives loved you.

272
00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:51,933
I'm telling you,
I'm great with guys.

273
00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:54,235
If you let me put my flannel on,
I can save this.

274
00:11:54,268 --> 00:11:55,269
I'm all Clark Kent now.

275
00:11:55,303 --> 00:11:56,838
Let me be Superman.

276
00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:59,340
No, no. Not Superman.

277
00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:02,043
Flannel-Man.

278
00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:05,313
You're gonna want me

279
00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:07,982
to call you that now,
aren't you?

280
00:12:08,016 --> 00:12:09,851
I don't need you to. No.

281
00:12:09,884 --> 00:12:11,252
Flannel-Man knows who he is.

282
00:12:16,424 --> 00:12:17,525
Hey, honey.
How's it going?

283
00:12:17,558 --> 00:12:19,260
Hey. Great. Yeah.

284
00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:21,095
I invited Joy's husband over
for a beer.

285
00:12:21,129 --> 00:12:23,064
I left a note on his truck.

286
00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:25,333
Isn't that kind of stalkery?

287
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:26,034
No, no.

288
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:28,069
That's how flannel guys text.

289
00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:30,538
And his name's Rudy.
I found that out

290
00:12:30,571 --> 00:12:32,173
when I went through his mail.

291
00:12:33,908 --> 00:12:36,110
Oh! That's him.

292
00:12:36,144 --> 00:12:38,379
Okay. Save the day, Flannel-Man.

293
00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:45,419
Rudy. Hey.

294
00:12:45,453 --> 00:12:47,421
: Nice shirt,
huh? Look at that.

295
00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:49,891
Huh?
Yeah. Just so you know,

296
00:12:49,924 --> 00:12:52,026
I'm very sorry
for what's about to happen.

297
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,327
Oh, why?
What

298
00:12:53,361 --> 00:12:54,795
Listen up, man!

299
00:12:55,897 --> 00:12:59,100
My wife is watching
from across the street!

300
00:13:00,168 --> 00:13:01,535
She wanted me
to come over here

301
00:13:01,569 --> 00:13:03,037
and yell at you!

302
00:13:03,071 --> 00:13:06,174
She really likes it
when I do this!

303
00:13:07,408 --> 00:13:11,179
So I need to have a fake fight
with you right now,

304
00:13:11,212 --> 00:13:13,982
or I'm gonna have a real one
when I get home!

305
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,452
Okay, I-I was just hoping

306
00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:20,221
we could talk this out
man-to-man.

307
00:13:20,254 --> 00:13:22,390
What you need to understand

308
00:13:22,423 --> 00:13:26,394
is I can't help you

309
00:13:26,427 --> 00:13:29,030
'cause I can't help myself!

310
00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:32,533
Maybe when all of this
blows over,

311
00:13:32,566 --> 00:13:34,402
we can get that beer!

312
00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:48,049
Are you sure you want
to be friends with them?

313
00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:49,617
I bet there's somebody out there
looking for them

314
00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:52,220
with a big butterfly net.

315
00:13:52,253 --> 00:13:54,355
Honey, I want to be part
of the community.

316
00:13:54,388 --> 00:13:56,624
I want to know our neighbors.
It's nice.

317
00:13:56,657 --> 00:13:58,426
Look, I want you
to have all that,

318
00:13:58,459 --> 00:14:00,328
but I don't know
what else to do.

319
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,395
You know what

320
00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:03,397
Honey, you tried, okay?

321
00:14:03,431 --> 00:14:04,365
And that's what's important.

322
00:14:04,398 --> 00:14:07,168
And that's why I love you.

323
00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:12,640
Well, that makes me
want to try even more.

324
00:14:12,673 --> 00:14:16,544
Would it help
if I undressed you again?

325
00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:20,481
Come on.

326
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:24,085
LOWELL:
Okay.

327
00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:25,920
Joy's out there
checking the slab.

328
00:14:25,954 --> 00:14:27,421
And yelling at Big Ernie.

329
00:14:27,455 --> 00:14:30,424
Boy, she's a real multitasker.

330
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,093
Okay, great.
When she comes in here,

331
00:14:32,126 --> 00:14:33,427
remember our plan.

332
00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:37,031
What was it again?
Lowell forgot.

333
00:14:37,065 --> 00:14:38,499
You two pick a fight with Joy,

334
00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:40,001
and I'll defend her
by yelling at you.

335
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,469
According to her husband,
she loves that,

336
00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:44,038
so she'll love me,
and our problems will be solved.

337
00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:45,539
But then she'll be mad at us.

338
00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:47,541
Yeah, but that's
your problem. Okay?

339
00:14:47,575 --> 00:14:51,212
You guys can come up
with your own plan to fix that.

340
00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:53,281
Ooh, here she comes.
Showtime.

341
00:14:53,314 --> 00:14:55,249
Places, everybody.

342
00:14:56,717 --> 00:14:58,519
Joy!

343
00:14:58,552 --> 00:14:59,954
What a surprise.

344
00:14:59,988 --> 00:15:01,689
Mr. Burns, I got your message,

345
00:15:01,722 --> 00:15:03,357
and I've rechecked
the concrete.

346
00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:04,959
I'm a professional.

347
00:15:04,993 --> 00:15:06,961
I put my personal feelings
aside.

348
00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:10,064
So, you'll be thrilled to know
it's still not ready.

349
00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,367
No!

350
00:15:13,401 --> 00:15:15,269
I will not watch this she-devil

351
00:15:15,303 --> 00:15:18,239
tear down everything we
worked so hard to build.

352
00:15:19,173 --> 00:15:21,109
Me, neither, Don.

353
00:15:21,142 --> 00:15:24,245
You're a mean, mean lady.

354
00:15:24,278 --> 00:15:25,713
All right, that's enough.

355
00:15:25,746 --> 00:15:27,548
I'm not gonna let you two
talk to Joy like that.

356
00:15:27,581 --> 00:15:29,550
Okay, we need more
people like her

357
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,220
who follow the rules
and try to do the right thing.

358
00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:34,722
Mr. Burns...

359
00:15:34,755 --> 00:15:36,690
And I'll tell you
something else.

360
00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:39,593
As a woman,
she has to work twice as hard

361
00:15:39,627 --> 00:15:41,162
to get half as far.

362
00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:45,299
All while maintaining
perfect hair.

363
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,435
It really is fantastic.

364
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:50,604
I was wrong before.

365
00:15:51,372 --> 00:15:52,473
Joy is her name

366
00:15:52,506 --> 00:15:54,575
because that's who she is

367
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,610
and that's what she spreads.

368
00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:59,480
Did you really think

369
00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:01,582
I was gonna fall for
your little show?

370
00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:03,384
I mean, the big one was good,

371
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:05,153
but the little one was shaky.

372
00:16:05,186 --> 00:16:08,622
I didn't connect
with the material.
Okay.

373
00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:10,158
You know what?
It was a Hail Mary.

374
00:16:10,191 --> 00:16:11,592
I'm desperate here.

375
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,727
Okay, my wife really wants
to be friends with you,

376
00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:16,497
and I really need you
to sign off on that slab,

377
00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:19,367
and none of that is happening
because you don't like me.

378
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,434
Okay, so,

379
00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:21,569
I need to get on your good side.

380
00:16:21,602 --> 00:16:22,570
What do I do?

381
00:16:22,603 --> 00:16:24,472
Tell you what.

382
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,175
You pick one.
I'll sign off on the slab,

383
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,277
or I'll be friends
with your wife.

384
00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:34,615
Pick the slab.

385
00:16:36,084 --> 00:16:39,320
Pick the slab.

386
00:16:40,321 --> 00:16:41,822
No. You know what?

387
00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:43,457
If I have to choose,

388
00:16:43,491 --> 00:16:45,559
I'm gonna go with Andi.

389
00:16:45,593 --> 00:16:46,827
I respect that.

390
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,563
Maybe I misjudged you.

391
00:16:49,597 --> 00:16:50,831
And you picked
the right one,

392
00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:53,234
because I am not signing
off on that wet slab.

393
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,569
You're a mean, mean lady.

394
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:57,105
Lowell, Lowell. Whoa. Hey, hey.

395
00:16:57,138 --> 00:16:58,539
It's over.

396
00:16:58,572 --> 00:17:00,074
I can't turn it off.

397
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:06,747
Hey. Great news, babe.

398
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,549
I picked up
something for dinner:

399
00:17:08,582 --> 00:17:09,650
our new neighbors.

400
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,655
Aw, Flannel-Man.

401
00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:16,690
Hi.

402
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,659
I'm Andi. And together,

403
00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:21,695
we are going to dominate
this cul-de-sac.

404
00:17:21,729 --> 00:17:24,332
I like you already.

405
00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:28,802
So, Janet had a thing
with Dirt Yard Bob?

406
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:30,671
Yeah.

407
00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:33,607
He had grass back then.

408
00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:35,709
He seduced her with his piano.

409
00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:41,182
I'm sorry my husband came
down on you so hard.

410
00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,650
Yeah, but you watch your step,

411
00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:45,253
or we'll go outside
and settle this like men.

412
00:17:50,224 --> 00:17:52,726
Hey, uh, honey, you know
what I was thinking?

413
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,496
Huh?
We should host a potluck
with these guys.

414
00:17:55,529 --> 00:17:56,664
You know, have all the
neighbors over here.

415
00:17:56,697 --> 00:17:58,332
That's a great idea.

416
00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:01,235
I already have a pineapple swan.

417
00:18:01,269 --> 00:18:03,504
Well, the kids ate the neck,

418
00:18:03,537 --> 00:18:06,140
so now it's more of
a pineapple duck.

419
00:18:06,174 --> 00:18:09,577
Sorry, we're not speaking
to any of the neighbors.

420
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,112
They're all a bunch of mooches.

421
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,719
You know what, Joy?
You're right.

422
00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:20,321
They are mooches.

423
00:18:21,222 --> 00:18:23,157
What? When I said that,

424
00:18:23,191 --> 00:18:24,892
you said I was unfriendly.

425
00:18:24,925 --> 00:18:26,627
Well, yes, but now

426
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,262
I'm hearing it
from the community.

427
00:18:28,296 --> 00:18:30,498
See?

428
00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,833
Okay, we
should get home.

429
00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:35,336
Rudy and I have tai chi
in the morning.

430
00:18:35,369 --> 00:18:37,305
Yeah, that's what keeps her
so mellow.

431
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,709
You know,
we should do this again.

432
00:18:41,742 --> 00:18:43,544
You'll find

433
00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:46,314
I'm a lot looser once I take off
my inspector's badge.

434
00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:48,182
Hey, you know,
speaking of inspections,

435
00:18:48,216 --> 00:18:49,850
what do you say we celebrate
everyone getting along

436
00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:53,187
by signing off
on that slab, huh?

437
00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:54,955
Well, I guess
since we're friends now,

438
00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:57,691
I'll sign off on it
when I'm good and ready.

439
00:18:57,725 --> 00:18:59,460
But...

440
00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:00,794
What happened?

441
00:19:00,828 --> 00:19:01,929
You heard the lady!

442
00:19:01,962 --> 00:19:04,498
She said
when she's good and ready!

443
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,768
:
I can't help you.

444
00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:12,840
Look at us.

445
00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:14,908
We got new friends for me.

446
00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:17,245
And they hate
everybody else for me.

447
00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:26,654
Okay.

448
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,322
All right.

449
00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:29,490
Since you're joining
the softball team,

450
00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,892
here's your jersey.
Oh.

451
00:19:37,898 --> 00:19:41,535
You named our softball team
the Master Batters?

452
00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:43,871
Yes, I did.

453
00:19:43,904 --> 00:19:46,640
I'm not wearing that.

454
00:19:46,674 --> 00:19:48,676
Well, what's wrong?

455
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,544
It's not tough enough?

456
00:19:50,578 --> 00:19:53,213
How about
the Furious Master Batters?

457
00:19:55,048 --> 00:19:57,751
Adding words isn't gonna help.

458
00:19:57,785 --> 00:19:59,920
I don't see a problem.
Look, we're called that

459
00:19:59,953 --> 00:20:01,522
because we're so good
at getting hits.

460
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:04,592
I want everyone to know
I'm a master batter.

461
00:20:07,295 --> 00:20:08,696
Oh.

462
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,665
Okay, Lowell,
say it in your head,

463
00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:14,568
and remember Don is the one
who came up with it.

464
00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:19,239
Don!

465
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:28,649
I wore this to church.

466
00:20:28,682 --> 00:20:30,684
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