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So to wrap up our
end-of-the-year conference,
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I'll just say Emme's a joy
to have in my classroom.
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Aside from the Leo incident,
she's had an excellent year.
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Great, let's go.
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Wait, w-what incident?
Who's Leo?
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Oh, who's anybody really?
(laughs)
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Let's get some ice cream, huh?
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Hey, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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I need to know why
Leo makes you so happy
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and you so nervous.
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(sighs) Okay, last month,
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Emme told me that there was
this older kid,
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Leo, who was making fun of her.
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So, I told her the only way
to deal with bullies
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is to give as good as you get.
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You told her to
make fun of another kid?
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Don't get upset
yet, there's more.
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(chuckles)
Emme?
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I called Leo "lazy bones"
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'cause he's always
sitting in his chair.
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Oh, well, that's not so bad.
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Then he just rolled away.
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He was in a wheelchair?
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Because he has a broken leg.
A broken leg, that's all.
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Okay, no ice cream for you.
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Well...
Come on.
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Enjoy the ride home, Mr. Burns.
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Hey, what I heard
your teacher saying
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is that you are
making good progress.
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So we're oh for two on
the teacher conferences.
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Oh, wait,
there's the library.
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Didn't Kate say
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she'd be in there
studying with Mandy?
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Yeah, she said she was gonna
get a ride home with her.
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But it says it's closed.
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It's locked.
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So, where is she?
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I mean, she knows
she's supposed to let us know
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if her plans change.
Well, text her.
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Oh, I'm gonna
text the heck out of her.
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"Where are you?"
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(phone chimes)
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Adam, she's not answering.
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Well, it's only been
two seconds.
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How can you be so calm?
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She-she could be
in a ditch somewhere.
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Because she's not in a ditch.
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They filled all those in
years ago.
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Oh, she's answering.
Oh, thank God.
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I made that thing up
about ditches.
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There's ditches everywhere.
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(phone chimes)
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"At the library,
almost finished with homework."
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(gasps)
Adam, she lied.
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Straight to my phone!
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You know,
this isn't the first time
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she said she was at the library.
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How many of those
other times were lies?
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Who knows? Probably a lot.
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I mean, it's right there
in the name: lie-brary.
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What are we gonna do?
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Well, she's gonna
come home sometime.
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And when she does...
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ADAM and ANDI:
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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That's gonna be fun.
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Oh, you are gonna
see a show.
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ANDI:
Katie's gonna be
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coming through that door
any minute, and when she does,
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busted.
ADAM: Okay, wait.
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Who's gonna say,
"How was the library?"
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'Cause whoever says it
has to be cool.
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Okay?
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You can't say,
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(sarcastically):
"How was the library?"
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She'll know something's up.
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Well, who would
say it like that?
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You get excited.
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Okay, you ask her.
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But then, when she lies,
I'm lowering the boom.
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I don't have to be cool
to lower the boom.
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Oh, that boom
is getting lowered.
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(Adam and Andi laugh maniacally)
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Yeah.
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Ooh, here she comes!
Teddy, be cool!
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, Katie.
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Hey, so, I don't
know, like, uh...
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how was the library?
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Great.
I got a lot of homework done.
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No, you didn't
because it was closed!
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Boom lowered!
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That's right.
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We went to the library
to look for you,
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but you weren't there.
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Wait, you guys
are checking up on me?
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I'm 14, I don't need you guys
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looking over my shoulder
all the time.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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As someone who
was 14 once,
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I can tell you from experience
that you are not smart.
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I mean, it's not your fault.
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Your brain's just not
fully formed yet.
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It's like Jell-O
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before you put it in the fridge.
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ADAM:
Yeah.
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Yeah, you open a
14-year-old brain,
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it's just a clown in
there pulling levers.
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So just do yourself a favor
and tell the truth, all right?
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Because you weren't
at the school library.
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Yeah, because I was at the
public library down the street.
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BOTH:
Oh.
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Okay, well, what would
you say if I told you
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we went and looked
for you there, too?
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Did you look for me on the
first floor or the second floor?
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Both.
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(laughs)
There is no second floor.
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(scoffs) If you don't
believe me, you can call Mandy.
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Oh, no, we're good.
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All right, you
just think about
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what almost happened
here, young lady.
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And what we almost
did about it.
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Was that the show?
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¶ ¶
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There's no way Katie was
at the public library.
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Yeah, well, she knows
we can't prove it
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because clearly we have
never been to the library.
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I mean, I guess we could
call her friend, Mandy,
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and check her story.
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Oh, I don't want
to talk to Mandy.
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Yeah. Mandy's the worst.
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(whines): "I went
to San Francisco last summer."
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Yeah.
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"And my hair was, like,
(scoffs) I can't even."
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You know what, she's just gonna
back up Katie's story anyway.
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So, how do we find out
where she really was?
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Easy. We look at her phone.
You want to know the truth?
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It's in there between, uh,
Snapgrams and the Facechats.
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A teenager's phone
is like their diary, right?
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Her whole life is in there.
It's a huge invasion of privacy.
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(laughs):
Okay.
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Nobody in this house
has privacy.
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All right? I have not gone
to the bathroom in 14 years
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without a little hand
sliding under the door.
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Look, I say
we do my phone thing.
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Okay. Well, since
your last parenting gem
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was heckling a wheelchair kid...
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...I think I'm gonna
take the lead on this one.
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(groans)
Okay? I say
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that we give her some freedom
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and let her
learn from her mistakes.
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That's just...
fancy doing nothing!
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(door opens)
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Hey, you left Emme's
artwork behind.
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Oh, thanks, Lowell.
Mm-hmm.
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Boy, they really throw the word
"art" around down there.
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Hey, Lowell, let me ask you:
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don't you think
it's an invasion of privacy
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to look through
your daughter's phone?
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Please. If I could,
I'd put a GPS microchip
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in my girls
like they do with dogs.
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But I spoke to my vet about it,
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and our relationship
has been strained ever since.
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You hear that?
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There's dads way crazier
than me out there.
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Thanks, Lowell.
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Let me know if you make any
progress on chipping your kids.
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I think there's
a guy in Sweden.
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Well, I'm telling you, we
can't just let Katie lie to us
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with no consequences, okay?
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She has to know
we're smarter than her.
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Okay, here's my compromise,
all right?
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I-I won't go into her phone,
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but it does come with
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a tracking app,
so we can turn it on
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and see where she goes.
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Wow. Okay. I'm in.
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Hey, should we do that
to each other's phones?
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You know, for safety?
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I already did it to yours.
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You go to Popeyes Chicken a lot.
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(quietly):
Okay, Kate's asleep.
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Okay, great.
So we sneak in, grab the phone,
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turn on the tracking,
put the phone back, sneak out,
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finish House Hunters
International, fall asleep.
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Right.
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You ready?
Yep. Let's do it.
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Okay. What?
Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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You should know that sometimes
when I go to Popeyes,
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it's just to get a soda.
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Okay.
Yeah, and if
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you bring your own cup,
it's only 50 cents.
Oh.
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Can we go now?
Yeah, yeah,
I'm ready. Let's go.
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Okay.
(sniffs)
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Wait, wait, wait.
What?
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You have got to be kidding me.
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I am.
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Oh.
Huh?
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(laughs):
That is a good one.
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Right.
All right, let's go.
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(light switch clicks)
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What are you guys doing?
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Uh, sleepwalking.
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At the same time.
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Yeah, we do
everything together.
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(laughs)
No, no, not really.
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You know,
Dad and his midnight jokes.
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(chuckles)
More like sleep-joking.
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(laughs)
Eh...
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Why do you have my phone?
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Uh, well, I couldn't find mine,
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so we thought we'd use yours to
call mine and get it to ring.
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Why couldn't you just
use Mom's phone?
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00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,698
Because her phone is with mine.
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00:09:05,733 --> 00:09:07,166
Even our phones
do everything together.
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(sputters)
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Hey, well, we'll just
give you this back
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and-and you can
go to sleep. Right.
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00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:18,611
Or... are you
already asleep?
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00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:22,681
This might
all be a dream.
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00:09:22,716 --> 00:09:24,884
(humming eerily)
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Nighty night.
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(chuckles)
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00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:33,726
Well, that was
a disaster.
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Well, not entirely.
While you were talking to Kate
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and she was distracted,
I managed to
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turn on the tracking before
we gave her the phone back.
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Get out!
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Pretty good, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, really
makes up for the...
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(humming eerily)
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I get excited!
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00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,646
Okay, I dropped Teddy and Emme
off at your parents,
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so we have all day
to track Kate.
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Okay, great.
Yeah, when Katie left,
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she said she was gonna
hole up at Mandy's
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because they have
some school project.
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Lie.
Yeah.
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So I said, "Are you
going anywhere else?"
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She said, "No."
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Lie.
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00:10:04,925 --> 00:10:06,759
Mm-hmm. So I said,
"You call me if you do."
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She said, "Okay."
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Big lie.
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00:10:08,696 --> 00:10:10,362
Yeah.
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00:10:10,397 --> 00:10:11,697
That's one minute
of conversation,
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three possible lies.
That's a hat trick.
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(scoffs) Man, I can't
wait to catch her.
Huh.
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Ooh, and then you can
take a picture of me with her
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like I caught a big fish.
Yeah.
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00:10:20,874 --> 00:10:22,675
All right, let's find out
where she really is.
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Time to press
the button of truth.
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Okay.
(sniffs)
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What does it say?
254
00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:29,715
Says she's right behind us.
255
00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,684
What? Oh...
(laughs)
256
00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:32,685
I got you.
257
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,688
Okay. It says
she's at, uh...
258
00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:38,390
Mick's Ale House.
259
00:10:38,425 --> 00:10:39,892
That's a bar.
260
00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:42,728
A bar?
That's worse than a ditch!
261
00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:44,730
We got to go get
her right now.
262
00:10:44,765 --> 00:10:46,865
She never went to a bar before
she was friends with Mandy.
263
00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,867
Yeah, never trust
your daughter with someone
264
00:10:48,902 --> 00:10:51,103
who's "been to San Francisco."
265
00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:01,280
(door opens)
266
00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:03,115
(gasps)
There she is.
267
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,049
Oh, my God.
268
00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:05,350
Thank God she's okay.
269
00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:07,753
I'm gonna kill her.
270
00:11:07,788 --> 00:11:09,955
Know what? Now it's time
to really lower the boom.
271
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:12,958
Yeah, that first time was just
practice; we are warmed up now.
272
00:11:12,993 --> 00:11:14,960
You're coming home with us,
young lady.
273
00:11:14,995 --> 00:11:16,262
Oh.
274
00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:19,164
Okay.
275
00:11:19,199 --> 00:11:20,833
I'm sorry.
You know, w-we thought
276
00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:22,034
you were someone else.
277
00:11:22,069 --> 00:11:24,336
Oh.
278
00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:27,139
What's the name
of this place, again?
279
00:11:27,174 --> 00:11:28,774
The Over My Dead Body Bar.
280
00:11:28,809 --> 00:11:30,142
That's it. Yeah, yeah.
281
00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:32,044
I mean, what kind of degenerates
hang out in a bar
282
00:11:32,079 --> 00:11:33,946
at 11:30 in the morning?
(chuckles)
283
00:11:33,981 --> 00:11:36,148
Hey, guys.
284
00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:37,516
Well, that answers that.
285
00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,485
What are you guys doing here?
286
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,320
What are you doing here?
287
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,387
Well, I'm in the dart league
288
00:11:42,422 --> 00:11:43,388
that I talked you
into sponsoring.
289
00:11:43,423 --> 00:11:45,357
Dart league?
290
00:11:45,392 --> 00:11:46,992
You said it was
a Little League.
291
00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:49,995
Well, it is a little league.
There's only four teams.
292
00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:53,065
Okay. I-I'll just call Kate.
293
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,234
We've been tracking Kate's
phone. It says she's here.
294
00:11:55,269 --> 00:11:57,236
It's ringing.
295
00:11:57,271 --> 00:12:00,239
(phone vibrating)
296
00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:03,208
Why is
your pocket buzzing?
297
00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:05,110
But that-that's
Kate's phone.
298
00:12:05,145 --> 00:12:07,179
Why do you have Kate's phone?
I-I guess I grabbed it
299
00:12:07,214 --> 00:12:08,947
by accident when I was
over there this morning.
300
00:12:08,982 --> 00:12:10,516
(sighs)
It looks just like mine.
301
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:12,785
Or...
302
00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:14,953
Katie switched phones
with Don to throw us off.
303
00:12:14,988 --> 00:12:17,122
Yeah, she must've figured out
that we turned her tracking on.
304
00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:20,526
And we wasted all day
chasing down this barfly.
305
00:12:20,561 --> 00:12:23,095
Hey. I'm an athlete.
306
00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:25,497
Yeah, if-if you can drink beer
while you're doing it,
307
00:12:25,532 --> 00:12:26,832
it's not a sport.
308
00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:28,801
Yeah, but the
problem is,
309
00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:31,270
once again, we have no idea
where Katie is.
310
00:12:31,305 --> 00:12:33,205
You know what?
311
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,474
Forget privacy.
We're going into her phone.
312
00:12:35,509 --> 00:12:37,176
Well, we don't have a choice.
313
00:12:37,211 --> 00:12:38,844
She's like a counterintelligence
mastermind.
314
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:41,013
We're dealing with freaking
Jason Bourne here.
315
00:12:45,152 --> 00:12:46,919
(exhales):
Wow.
316
00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:49,922
20 minutes inside a
teenage girl's brain.
317
00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:52,858
That was terrifying.
318
00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:56,161
If they're the future,
we're doomed.
319
00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:57,930
She doesn't have
a clown pulling levers,
320
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,266
she's got a monkey
throwing bananas.
321
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,103
Well, at least we know
where Kate is now.
322
00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:06,839
She and Mandy made plans
323
00:13:06,874 --> 00:13:09,308
to meet some girls at
Beacon Street Coffee.
324
00:13:09,343 --> 00:13:12,111
Yeah. And then they somehow made
their texts set off fireworks.
325
00:13:14,114 --> 00:13:16,215
After we punish her, I'm gonna
make her show me how to do that,
326
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,217
because that's just fun.
327
00:13:18,252 --> 00:13:21,086
Wow. (laughs)
328
00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:23,622
Mandy sure has a lot to say
about those red sweatpants
329
00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:25,257
you wore to drop-off
last week.
330
00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:27,960
What? She said
she liked them.
331
00:13:27,995 --> 00:13:29,962
She liked making
fun of them.
332
00:13:29,997 --> 00:13:32,130
You know, when a man's wearing
sweatpants in public,
333
00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:34,132
things have already
gone wrong for him that day.
334
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,601
(scoffs)
335
00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:38,270
Mandy!
336
00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:39,271
Let's go bust Katie.
337
00:13:39,306 --> 00:13:40,973
Yeah. Yeah.
338
00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,975
But if Mandy catches
a little shrapnel,
339
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,010
that's okay, too.
340
00:13:49,616 --> 00:13:53,018
Oh, there she is, there she is,
there she is.
341
00:13:54,321 --> 00:13:56,121
Why would Katie lie about
342
00:13:56,156 --> 00:13:58,624
meeting people we know at a
place that we'd let her go?
343
00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:01,526
Yeah. It's like Jason Bourne
jumped off a building
344
00:14:01,561 --> 00:14:03,962
just to hang out
with his judgy friend Mandy.
345
00:14:03,997 --> 00:14:06,365
It just doesn't
make any sense.
346
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,902
Yeah, we didn't lie about stuff
like this when we were kids.
347
00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:12,237
Well, we didn't have to.
We'd just walk out the door
348
00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:14,506
in the morning, and made sure
we were home by dark.
349
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,376
Yeah. My parents
liked it that way.
350
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:19,611
It freed up time for my dad
to smoke cigarettes
351
00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:22,581
and hose down the driveway
in his tank top.
352
00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:24,216
So much hair everywhere,
353
00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:26,252
you couldn't tell
if he was coming or going.
354
00:14:29,289 --> 00:14:31,290
Hey, do you think
Katie lied to us
355
00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:33,258
because she wants
the freedom we had?
356
00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:36,428
You know, I mean, we know where
she is every second of her life.
357
00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:38,530
Well, yeah, but
we have to, right?
358
00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:39,564
I mean, times
have changed.
359
00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:41,300
The Internet
has taught us
360
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:43,568
that literally every other
person in the world besides us
361
00:14:43,603 --> 00:14:45,237
is a cranked-up
sex maniac.
362
00:14:45,272 --> 00:14:47,072
I know, I know. I just...
363
00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:50,375
I never thought about it
from Katie's side before.
364
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,711
You know, some of
my best times as a kid
365
00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:55,414
were when I was out there
in the world, on my own.
366
00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:59,251
Yeah. She'll never
have that feeling.
367
00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:01,119
It's kind of sad.
368
00:15:01,154 --> 00:15:02,988
Yeah.
369
00:15:04,224 --> 00:15:06,024
(tongue clicks)
370
00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:08,226
Okay, let's go bust her.
No, Adam.
371
00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:10,295
What? We're not
gonna do anything?
372
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,997
Well, you just said
you understood her.
373
00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:13,231
Well, yeah, I understand her.
374
00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:14,666
But I've been running
all over town,
375
00:15:14,701 --> 00:15:16,702
I'm hot, I haven't had lunch,
and somebody's got to pay.
376
00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:19,104
Okay...
Plus, we agreed
377
00:15:19,139 --> 00:15:21,340
that we can't let Katie
think she's smarter than us.
378
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,508
Look, don't worry, all right?
We will figure out a way
379
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,344
to let her know who's
really in charge.
380
00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:26,211
Okay? Come on.
381
00:15:26,247 --> 00:15:28,080
I still haven't heard
the word "lunch."
382
00:15:28,115 --> 00:15:30,316
And we will get
you some lunch.
383
00:15:32,252 --> 00:15:34,219
I'm telling you, if Katie feels
the need to lie to us
384
00:15:34,254 --> 00:15:35,654
because we're looking
over her shoulder,
385
00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:37,723
let's see how she feels
when we don't look at all.
386
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:41,093
But what if
she feels good?
387
00:15:41,128 --> 00:15:43,495
She won't. Trust me.
We need to change it up.
388
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:46,565
She beats us because
she knows our whole playbook.
389
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,035
Run, run, pass, punt.
390
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:52,204
Yeah, but this time
we'll blow her mind
391
00:15:52,239 --> 00:15:54,272
and hit her with
the flea flicker.
392
00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:57,209
I love it
when you talk football to me.
393
00:15:57,244 --> 00:15:58,276
Aw...
(both chuckle)
394
00:15:58,311 --> 00:15:59,244
(key turning in lock)
395
00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:02,047
Here she comes.
396
00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:03,382
Hey, guys.
397
00:16:04,351 --> 00:16:06,218
I know I'm late,
don't freak out.
398
00:16:06,253 --> 00:16:09,355
Oh, you're late?
Hmm, hadn't noticed.
399
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,058
Oh, okay, well,
aren't you gonna ask me
400
00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:14,192
how things went
at Mandy's house?
401
00:16:14,227 --> 00:16:16,595
I'm not. Are you?
402
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:19,231
Uh, let me guess:
selfie, selfie,
403
00:16:19,266 --> 00:16:21,633
Mandy made fun of
something I'm wearing.
404
00:16:21,668 --> 00:16:23,802
We're good.
405
00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:26,805
So that's it?
406
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,375
Well, what else
would there be?
407
00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:33,378
I don't know, you guys just
usually have a lot of questions.
408
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,447
Well, I mean, you're 14
now; it's like you said,
409
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,816
you don't need us looking over
your shoulder all the time.
410
00:16:37,851 --> 00:16:39,785
I mean, if this was
a hundred years ago,
411
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:42,221
you'd have five
kids by now.
412
00:16:43,557 --> 00:16:45,223
(scoffs) But...
413
00:16:45,258 --> 00:16:47,259
Uh, could you keep it down?
We're reading.
414
00:16:50,397 --> 00:16:52,731
Okay, what is going on here?
415
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:54,566
I-I mean, I was gone all day,
416
00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:56,501
and you're not asking
any questions?
417
00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:59,171
You know,
I wasn't even at Mandy's.
418
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,405
(both gasp)
419
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,307
BOTH:
What?
420
00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:05,610
Yeah, and you had no idea.
421
00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,479
I could've been in a ditch.
422
00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:10,616
I mean, where have you guys
even been all day?
423
00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:15,420
BOTH:
The library.
424
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:19,291
I don't know what's going on
here, but I don't like it.
425
00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:20,659
So...
(clears throat)
426
00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:22,561
you don't like it
when we're hands off,
427
00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:24,429
and you also
don't like it
428
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,465
when we're looking
over your shoulder?
429
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,434
Being a teenager's
hard, Adam.
430
00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:31,203
Mm.
431
00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:33,405
So hard.
432
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,606
Okay.
433
00:17:36,443 --> 00:17:39,445
I'm gonna make a deal with you,
kid, because I like you.
434
00:17:40,647 --> 00:17:43,148
We'll give you
a little more freedom,
435
00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:45,350
and you give us
a little more honesty.
436
00:17:45,385 --> 00:17:47,152
But with this
new freedom
437
00:17:47,187 --> 00:17:49,788
comes the possibility
that you might end up somewhere
438
00:17:49,823 --> 00:17:53,792
that you don't feel safe,
or you just want out.
439
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,660
And if that happens,
440
00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:59,698
you can call us,
anytime, any place,
441
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,733
and we will come get you.
442
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,703
Okay? No questions asked. Hmm?
443
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,505
Exactly.
444
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,507
Except there will be
a lot of questions.
445
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,509
ADAM:
Mm-hmm.
446
00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:12,511
Oh, and, uh, by the way,
here's your phone.
447
00:18:12,546 --> 00:18:14,146
It was in Don's pocket.
448
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:17,215
Any idea how it got there?
449
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,885
Uh...
450
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:24,256
Does this whole honesty thing
have to start right now?
451
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,525
Well, I think that
answers our question.
452
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,761
Got to get up pretty early in
the morning to fool us, babe.
453
00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:31,429
ADAM:
Mm-hmm.
454
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:32,864
Now, why don't you go upstairs
455
00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:36,434
and think about what actually
happened here, young lady.
456
00:18:36,469 --> 00:18:39,804
And what we actually
did about it.
457
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:40,839
Hmm?
458
00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:50,482
(both laugh)
459
00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:51,917
Who's smarter now?
460
00:18:51,952 --> 00:18:54,452
It's us.
461
00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:56,488
We just Jason Bourned
Jason Bourne.
462
00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:57,956
Uh.
(chuckles)
463
00:18:57,991 --> 00:18:59,958
She'll tell us
where she's going next time.
464
00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,893
We'll pretend
to give her
465
00:19:01,928 --> 00:19:03,762
her freedom so she
feels independent,
466
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:07,199
but we'll track her every move
so we can sleep at night.
467
00:19:07,234 --> 00:19:10,502
Yeah. Yeah, and we'll call it
Operation False Freedom.
468
00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:13,572
Oh, I like
that we have a code name.
469
00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:15,874
It makes us sound
like Navy SEALs.
470
00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:18,643
Well, we need to be. We're up
against some crafty opponents.
471
00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:19,678
(laughs)
472
00:19:23,016 --> 00:19:24,883
Honey?
473
00:19:26,019 --> 00:19:27,519
You were outside?
474
00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:30,555
Yeah, I was shooting
baskets with Devon.
475
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,791
Buddy.
476
00:19:34,561 --> 00:19:36,395
Where are your pants?
477
00:19:38,265 --> 00:19:40,666
Forgot to wear
pants again!
478
00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:46,605
(sighs) Well, it's not
gonna be hard to outsmart him.
479
00:19:47,974 --> 00:19:49,975
No. That one
we got in the bag.
480
00:19:57,717 --> 00:20:00,819
Hi. Um, can I have one
doughnut hole, please?
481
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:03,655
Oh, and-and the doughnut
that hole came from.
482
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:07,259
(ringtone playing)
483
00:20:07,294 --> 00:20:08,493
Hello?
484
00:20:08,528 --> 00:20:10,495
Hey, babe. Coming home soon?
485
00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:14,032
Uh, yeah. Still at work,
just wrapping up a few things.
486
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,468
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Well, uh, when you're done,
487
00:20:16,503 --> 00:20:19,004
can you bring some doughnuts
home for your family?
488
00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:21,973
Oh, you're tracking me now, too.
489
00:20:22,008 --> 00:20:25,043
Yes, I am. I'm not the only
secret snacker in this family,
490
00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:26,978
and I want that on the record.
491
00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:28,980
Hey, I could be
getting a coffee.
492
00:20:29,015 --> 00:20:31,950
Uh-huh, yeah, and when I go
to Popeyes, I just get soda.
493
00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:34,052
Fine.
494
00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:36,354
Now, I'll turn off my tracking
if you turn off yours.
495
00:20:36,389 --> 00:20:38,790
Deal. But seriously,
bring home some doughnuts.
496
00:20:43,063 --> 00:20:45,264
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