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Hello there, sexy.
Oh... No, don't touch the tie.
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I had to watch a YouTube video
to get the knot right.
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We made it, brother.
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Building a mini-mall.
What's bigger than that?
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Well, a mall.
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Yeah.
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I love seeing you guys
all fancy.
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It's a big step up
from the open robe
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I usually see at breakfast.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, um,
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since you guys are so busy,
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why don't I take
some personal days this week
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and fill in for you
as room parent?
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You can do that?
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This will give me a chance
to dazzle Mrs. Rodriguez
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so she'll recommend Emme
to the good first grade teacher,
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and not the one that takes
out her teeth during quiet time.
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Yeah, well, good luck.
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Rodriguez's bar for room parents
is way too high.
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I've done my best to
bring it down, but it's still...
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(whistles)
up there.
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Okay, well,
don't worry about me.
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You know that bar
that you haven't met?
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I set it.
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I'm just saying, she's
not an easy woman to please.
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Well, there's a reason she's
good-looking, but not married.
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There's trouble under the hood.
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Come on. We should get going.
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Kids! Time for school.
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I'm gonna hit
the bathroom first this time.
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Good thinking.
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(laughs):
Yeah.
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Every office we go to
has a different bathroom code.
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I can't keep 'em all straight.
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Last week, I had to pee
in the parking garage.
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I hit the car alarm
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when he was in mid-stream.
He looked like a lawn sprinkler.
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LISA:
Okay, guys.
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These bids
look excellent.
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And how are you coming
with those 3-D models?
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Good. Yeah, we hired a computer
guy, Lowell, he's great.
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Yeah, yeah, nice
having him around.
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He smells better
than any man
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I've ever known.
(chuckles)
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Well, that's important,
I suppose.
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So let's talk about our meeting,
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uh, this week
with the investors.
DON: Mm-hmm.
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It's critical
you appear professional.
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Ooh, I'll wear my tie
that looks like a fish.
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It's a crowd-pleaser
and very realistic.
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A seagull
attacked me once.
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That's how you know
it's a good one.
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All right. I think
we said enough here.
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Maybe too much.
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Uh, Lisa, we'll let you
get back to work.
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Oh. Okay, take care.
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Uh-huh. Adam,
stick around for a second.
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Oh?
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Yep, you're done.
Oh. Okay.
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I don't want Don at
the investors' meeting.
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These people need to know
their money is in serious hands,
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and Don's a fish tie guy.
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Oh, I'll tell him
to wear a regular tie.
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Plus, I think he might
have relieved himself
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in our parking garage last week.
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I don't think it was him.
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You don't have
security cameras, do you?
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You know...
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he just doesn't fit
in a corporate environment.
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So, take care of this for me.
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Okay.
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You're the boss.
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Hey, I know it's tough,
but welcome to the big leagues.
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Mm.
I had to fire my mother
on a Saturday,
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then take her out to
Easter brunch the next morning.
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That was a... quiet meal.
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What'd she do, wear a fish tie?
(chuckles)
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I'll, uh, I'll figure out
a way to break it to Don.
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Mm. Word of advice:
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when I'm giving someone
bad news,
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I always use
the direct approach.
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I look them in the eye,
put my hand on their shoulder,
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and say, "Mom, you're fired."
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You're right,
it does get quiet after that.
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¶ ¶
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So? How'd the meeting
with the developer go?
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McCaffrey didn't know
what hit her.
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We blew that place up.
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There's shrapnel
all over her office.
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What's he saying?
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Is everything ruined?
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No. No, it went fine.
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Hey, what did Lisa want
to talk to you about?
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Well, um...
(sighs)
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Okay, there's something
I need to tell you.
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Uh...
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Lisa thinks that
your fun personality
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might be too much
for the investors.
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And she, uh,
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she wants you to sit out
the meeting.
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(gasps)
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Could you please not do that?
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Well, I hope you told her
to take a flying leap.
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Don, we've given up
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all our other work for this job.
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Okay? Plus, she's the boss.
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Well, she may be the boss,
but I'm going to that meeting.
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I'm gonna let her know
exactly what I think of her.
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(gasps) Sorry,
that was me again.
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I'm too mad to work.
I'm gonna sit in the truck
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and listen to Johnny Cash
and eat my feelings.
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And Lowell's candies.
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It's a meeting,
and you're not invited.
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(sighs)
Oh, man, I feel terrible.
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Well, I'd offer you
a butterscotch,
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but he took them all.
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I've got to figure out
a way to calm him down.
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He cannot go
yell at Lisa.
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She fired her own mother.
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She'll have no problem
firing us.
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You know,
when I was in marketing
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and a client was upset,
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we would send them
a gift basket.
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It made them feel appreciated.
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A gift basket?
They're doing some amazing stuff
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with fruit these days.
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No. Don hates fruit.
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He says it's like
eating a tree's baby.
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And I'm not the one
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who needs to make him
feel appreciated, Lisa is.
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Ooh. Wait, what about this:
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I'll send Don a basket
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and say it's from Lisa.
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I see what you did.
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You took a nice idea
and added a lie to it.
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Morning, Alicia.
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I'm surprised to see you here.
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Oh, I'm covering
for Adam this week.
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Oh, thank God.
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I know, right?
(chuckles)
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And I just
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wanted to thank you for
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what a wonderful job
you've done with Emme this year.
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So here
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is a cup of coffee,
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and a muffin
from your favorite bakery.
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Oh.
(chuckles)
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And it doesn't have
anything to do with
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hoping you'll help get Emme
into the good first grade class.
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Coffee's a large, by the way.
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Andi, are you trying
to influence me with gifts?
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I don't know, am I?
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I think you are.
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And I like it.
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(both laugh)
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But honestly, a muffin?
(chuckles)
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Okay. I guess I'll just put it
over here with all the others.
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All right,
so how do we get this done?
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Huh? Nice bottle of wine,
spa day?
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I drop a $20 and walk away?
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(sighs) You know,
if I was so overwhelmed
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by the amazing job you did
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with the kids'
Spring Fling party this week--
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I'm thinking Hawaiian luau--
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I'd say we have a deal.
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(laughs): A Hawaiian luau
for a bunch of kids?
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Oh, you're serious.
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Um, yeah.
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All right, yeah.
I'm on it. Surf's up.
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(chuckles)
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(softly):
Damn.
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Yeah, I took your advice,
what do you think?
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Don's going to love it.
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And he can repurpose
this basket for so many things.
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Picnics, an herb garden.
He could put it
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on the front of his bike
and drive around
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with a little dog in there.
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Lowell, you want the
basket after he's done?
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If you could put a good word in,
I'd appreciate it.
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Hey, Lowell.
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Backstabber.
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What's this?
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Oh, yeah, that came
for you today.
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We don't know
who it's from.
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Eh, someone knows,
but not the two of us.
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(clicks tongue)
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"Dear Don, between us,
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"you're my favorite
Burns brother.
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Lisa."
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Why would she send me this
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if she doesn't want me
at the meeting?
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Great question.
Lowell?
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Me?
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It's because
she appreciates you.
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(snaps fingers)
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I know what's
going on here.
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You do?
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Mm-hmm. She's into me.
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Look at this stuff:
wine, chocolates.
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All aphrodisiacs.
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This woman wants to lay with me.
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What's that, now?
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Yeah, that's-that's why she
doesn't want me at the meeting.
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She's worried she can't
control herself around me.
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She's a hungry bear,
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and I'm a pot of honey.
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It wouldn't be right
to yell at her now.
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Yeah, you're-you're
right.
Yeah.
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He's right, it
wouldn't be right.
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Yeah, I mean, uh, you can't
yell at a woman in love.
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That'd be mean.
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00:08:03,104 --> 00:08:04,670
And you're not
mean, you're...
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a, uh... you're a...
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What is he, Lowell?
Pot of honey.
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You're a pot of honey.
That's right, yeah.
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Yeah, okay, so you skip the
meeting, I'll handle that.
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And everybody will live
happily ever after.
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Right?
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You take the things
in the basket,
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I'll take the basket,
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and it'll be like
it never happened.
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Thank you for
volunteering to help me.
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Rodriguez is out of her
mind with this party.
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Well, so just tell her
it's too much.
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Sounds like someone
already got their daughter
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into the good
first grade class. Hmm?
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I learned Spanish and picked
her mother up from the airport.
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Or aeropuerto.
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Okay, well, I can't do that,
so this party has to kick butt.
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But, I mean, look
at this list.
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I mean, inflatable palm trees,
grass skirts, virgin daiquiris?
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Why don't I just resurrect
Don Ho while I'm at it?
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Don who?
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Ho.
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Don't get nasty.
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(laughs):
No.
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00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:04,063
Don Ho was a ukulele player
from the '70s.
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00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,098
Oh.
Yeah.
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Sometimes I forget how much
older you guys are than me.
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I worded that
incorrectly.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wait, so Lisa McCaffrey's
coming on to Don?
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My husband has
that effect on women.
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Every time
he leaves the house,
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it's like throwing a hunk
of meat into an alligator pit.
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I mean, some of
this is my fault.
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There I was, parading around
her in my khaki Dockers
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like a Chippendale.
(giggles)
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I got an idea:
let's stop talking about this,
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and just build
a mini-mall. Hmm?
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Yeah.
Well, hold on.
253
00:09:40,134 --> 00:09:41,801
He can't act
like nothing happened.
254
00:09:41,803 --> 00:09:43,636
Don, you have
to tell her
255
00:09:43,638 --> 00:09:46,706
that she needs to keep
her horny mitts off of you.
256
00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,007
What? No, he doesn't.
257
00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:49,175
Yeah, I'm with Marcy.
258
00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:51,177
What? No, you're not.
Ye-Yeah,
259
00:09:51,179 --> 00:09:53,179
I mean, a woman doesn't
write a guy a note like that
260
00:09:53,181 --> 00:09:55,147
if she's not interested.
261
00:09:55,149 --> 00:09:56,282
I mean, is-isn't she
recently divorced?
262
00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:58,084
No, no, no.
263
00:09:58,086 --> 00:10:00,653
It's been,
like, three months.
264
00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:04,724
Yeah, and now she wants to
bounce back with a married guy,
265
00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:07,226
which is exactly
how I'd play it.
266
00:10:07,228 --> 00:10:10,329
Well, sounds like you put
some thought into that.
267
00:10:10,331 --> 00:10:12,164
Okay, everybody,
just relax, all right?
268
00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,366
She sent him
a gift basket,
269
00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:16,168
not her underwear
and a motel key.
270
00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:18,904
Nobody needs to
talk to Lisa.
271
00:10:18,906 --> 00:10:20,706
Well, I think he needs
to say something to her.
272
00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:21,774
Don't you agree, Andi?
273
00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:22,908
No, she doesn't agree.
274
00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:24,677
Don't talk for me.
275
00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,780
I thought
you loved that.
276
00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:29,949
I think you
know I don't.
277
00:10:29,951 --> 00:10:32,018
If I were talking for you
right now,
278
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,919
I would say
you love that.
279
00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:38,057
Marcy, I-I think
you're right.
280
00:10:38,059 --> 00:10:40,092
I should let Lisa know
that this pot of honey
281
00:10:40,094 --> 00:10:43,663
already has a mean,
beautiful she-bear.
282
00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:46,532
I'm gonna call
her tomorrow.
283
00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,199
What? No, I don't think
you should do that at all.
284
00:10:48,202 --> 00:10:50,069
I think you should
just let it go.
285
00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:51,937
Drop it, choke it,
put it in a sack,
286
00:10:51,939 --> 00:10:53,239
throw it in the river.
287
00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:55,041
Nah, I'm gonna
call her tomorrow.
288
00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,342
Yeah, good boy.
289
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:58,110
Now, let's go home
for your reward.
290
00:10:58,112 --> 00:10:59,078
Ooh.
291
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,781
My she-bear's
on the prowl.
292
00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:05,151
You're a good husband, Don.
293
00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:08,187
What are you doing?
294
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,173
What are you doing?
295
00:11:10,174 --> 00:11:12,158
If he calls Lisa,
the mini-mall project is dead.
296
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,259
Why?
297
00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:15,127
Because she didn't
seduce my brother.
298
00:11:15,129 --> 00:11:17,029
I did!
299
00:11:22,136 --> 00:11:24,804
So you sent Don
a fancy gift basket?
Right.
300
00:11:24,806 --> 00:11:27,206
And for Mother's Day,
you got me a Sausage McMuffin.
301
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:30,109
Can we stick to
the problem at hand, huh?
302
00:11:31,245 --> 00:11:32,278
Don is gonna call our boss
303
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,046
and break off a relationship
304
00:11:34,048 --> 00:11:36,449
she doesn't know exists
because it doesn't exist.
305
00:11:36,451 --> 00:11:38,401
Okay? And when
306
00:11:38,402 --> 00:11:40,352
that happens,
the mini-mall is dead.
307
00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:43,055
Well, then you need
to do the right thing.
308
00:11:43,057 --> 00:11:44,890
I agree.
309
00:11:44,892 --> 00:11:47,727
What is that?
310
00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:49,261
You have to keep lying.
311
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,200
(laughs)
Is this one of those times
312
00:11:54,202 --> 00:11:56,268
where you say one thing,
but you mean the opposite?
313
00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:57,937
Huh? Like when you said
314
00:11:57,939 --> 00:12:00,306
you'd never bring up
the Mother's Day McMuffin again?
315
00:12:00,308 --> 00:12:03,309
Look, right now,
you need to protect
316
00:12:03,311 --> 00:12:05,311
both Don and the mini-mall job.
317
00:12:05,313 --> 00:12:07,213
It's time to
double down, babe.
318
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,283
I like this side of you.
319
00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:14,120
Okay. Here's how you
handle it, all right?
320
00:12:14,122 --> 00:12:16,822
You send Don another
note from Lisa
321
00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:19,992
and say, "We have to keep
our feelings a secret
322
00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:22,328
and never discuss them,
not even with each other."
323
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:24,997
Ooh, that's clever.
324
00:12:24,999 --> 00:12:26,499
Mm.
Yeah-- wait.
325
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:28,467
Should I be worried
about how good you are
326
00:12:28,469 --> 00:12:30,002
at manipulating people?
327
00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:32,238
What?
328
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,775
Honey, you're way
too smart for that.
329
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,885
All this party
stuff looks great.
330
00:12:45,887 --> 00:12:48,788
Do they even have
monkeys in Hawaii?
331
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:52,892
Well, I almost passed out
blowing them up, so they do now.
332
00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:56,896
We may have overdone it
with the virgin daiquiris.
333
00:12:56,898 --> 00:12:59,165
There's a ton left inside.
Good.
334
00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:02,201
Later, we'll mix in some rum
and celebrate Emme
335
00:13:02,203 --> 00:13:04,336
getting the good
first grade teacher.
336
00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:11,377
"Dear Don, we have to keep
our feelings a secret
337
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:14,280
"and never discuss them,
not even with each other.
338
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:20,119
"I know you may want to,
but you shouldn't. Lisa.
339
00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:23,589
P.S. Don't talk
to me about this."
340
00:13:23,591 --> 00:13:27,426
And I may be reading between
the lines, but sounds to me--
341
00:13:27,428 --> 00:13:29,995
this is just me--
342
00:13:29,997 --> 00:13:31,530
it sounds like
you shouldn't call her.
343
00:13:31,532 --> 00:13:33,365
Well, no need to.
344
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:35,134
Right before
you got in,
345
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,336
I sent her some flowers
with a steamy note.
346
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:40,139
You sent her flowers?
347
00:13:40,141 --> 00:13:41,574
Why would you do that?
348
00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:42,575
Because I got to thinking.
349
00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:44,143
Why would you do that?
350
00:13:44,145 --> 00:13:46,412
We can't afford to screw up
this mini-mall gig,
351
00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:48,280
so I need to keep her
on the hook.
352
00:13:48,282 --> 00:13:52,017
It's a dance, Adam,
and you're looking at Beyoncé.
353
00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:54,353
No, I'm not!
354
00:14:01,329 --> 00:14:03,596
Lowell?
355
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:07,233
You okay?
356
00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:09,568
Hiya.
357
00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:12,404
What's the matter with you?
358
00:14:12,406 --> 00:14:14,473
I must've dozed off.
359
00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:17,543
I had a few
virgin daiquiris.
360
00:14:17,545 --> 00:14:20,312
They made me happy.
361
00:14:20,314 --> 00:14:23,449
Then dancy,
then sleepy.
362
00:14:23,451 --> 00:14:26,118
I've been every dwarf today.
363
00:14:28,089 --> 00:14:29,922
Oh, my God.
364
00:14:29,924 --> 00:14:32,091
There's alcohol in here.
365
00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:34,360
That explains a lot.
366
00:14:34,362 --> 00:14:37,062
How can that be?
367
00:14:37,064 --> 00:14:38,664
I mean, t-the label
says "virgin."
368
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:41,851
What?
369
00:14:41,852 --> 00:14:45,037
Oh... it's Tropical Virgin
brand daiquiri.
370
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,608
It's not tropical
virgin daiquiri.
371
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:51,477
Okay, the kids are
still at assembly.
372
00:14:51,479 --> 00:14:53,946
I have 15 minutes before they
get drunk and I get arrested.
373
00:14:53,948 --> 00:14:55,080
Wait, Andi.
374
00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,382
What?
375
00:14:56,384 --> 00:14:58,384
On your way back,
pick up some tacos.
376
00:14:58,386 --> 00:14:59,451
Oh, my...
377
00:15:05,459 --> 00:15:07,593
(whispers):
Okay.
378
00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:15,334
Good morning.
379
00:15:15,336 --> 00:15:17,670
What are you doing?
380
00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:21,040
I'm just wishing everyone
good morning.
381
00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:22,074
Yeah.
382
00:15:22,076 --> 00:15:23,242
Okay, got to go.
383
00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:24,510
I'm off to accounting, then HR.
384
00:15:24,512 --> 00:15:26,145
What a bunch of stiffs they are.
385
00:15:26,147 --> 00:15:27,346
(laughs)
386
00:15:27,348 --> 00:15:29,381
Are those flowers for me?
387
00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:32,051
Uh, no, no, different Lisa.
(chuckles)
388
00:15:32,053 --> 00:15:34,720
Oh, so, you're in my office
with flowers
389
00:15:34,722 --> 00:15:37,690
for a different person
named Lisa?
390
00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:40,025
Yes.
391
00:15:40,027 --> 00:15:42,394
Lisa... Marie Presley.
392
00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:43,495
Yeah.
393
00:15:43,497 --> 00:15:44,563
I'm a big fan, yeah.
394
00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:46,598
Is she in yet?
395
00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:49,635
Okay, everyone,
it's time to start
396
00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,170
our Hawaiian luau.
397
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,272
CHILDREN:
Yay!
398
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:59,478
(distorted):
No!
399
00:16:07,421 --> 00:16:10,422
Is there alcohol in this?
400
00:16:10,424 --> 00:16:13,592
Yes, but... the good news is:
401
00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:16,095
none of the kids
are driving, so...
402
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:20,099
So, because of you,
fish tie guy
403
00:16:20,101 --> 00:16:22,768
thinks I have
the hots for him.
404
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:26,739
Do you have any idea
how unprofessional all this is?
405
00:16:28,109 --> 00:16:30,309
I have a sense.
406
00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:31,677
Look, I was
just trying
407
00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,379
to keep the project on track
408
00:16:33,381 --> 00:16:35,447
and protect
my brother's feelings.
409
00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:37,549
Well, turns out
you can't do both.
410
00:16:38,753 --> 00:16:40,486
Then you know what?
411
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:42,121
I get that this
investor meeting's important,
412
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:43,756
but here's the deal:
413
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:47,393
either Don and I do it together
or we don't do it at all.
414
00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:49,762
And that's your bottom line?
415
00:16:49,764 --> 00:16:52,131
Yep. I'll walk away.
416
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:54,099
Okay.
417
00:17:00,775 --> 00:17:03,442
I'm walking.
418
00:17:03,444 --> 00:17:06,278
Here I go.
419
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,480
Don't try to stop me.
(scoffs)
420
00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:09,782
You're barely moving.
Well, I want you
421
00:17:09,784 --> 00:17:12,384
to get a good look
at what you're losing.
422
00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:16,789
Did you say something?
423
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,590
Nope.
424
00:17:18,592 --> 00:17:20,626
Okay, look, I know
business is business,
425
00:17:20,628 --> 00:17:22,561
but I have a family business.
426
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,129
My brother and I
like each other.
427
00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:26,398
Our brunches are very loud.
428
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,568
Well, I do appreciate
your loyalty.
429
00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:33,172
My therapist says it's good
for me to be around people
430
00:17:33,174 --> 00:17:35,707
who experience
real human emotions.
431
00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:40,579
Had to have a therapist
tell you that, huh?
432
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,315
Well, things have been
quiet at my house
433
00:17:43,317 --> 00:17:45,551
since my mom moved out.
434
00:17:45,553 --> 00:17:49,555
Yeah, I didn't just fire her,
I also evicted her.
435
00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:51,090
Ouch.
436
00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:53,559
Tell you what:
437
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:56,428
because you guys
are the best in the business,
438
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,262
if we never
439
00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:58,630
have to talk about this
440
00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:00,332
ever again, we're good.
441
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,634
And Don can come to the meeting.
442
00:18:02,636 --> 00:18:04,753
Thank you.
443
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:06,871
And don't worry,
this is definitely over.
444
00:18:06,874 --> 00:18:07,739
(mouths)
445
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,174
Look, baby,
446
00:18:09,176 --> 00:18:10,509
we got to call
this thing off.
447
00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:12,644
What are you doing here?
448
00:18:12,646 --> 00:18:15,514
Well, I'm just hanging.
This is my hang now.
449
00:18:15,516 --> 00:18:19,284
Look, I tried to play this game,
450
00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:21,320
but I'm a one-woman man.
(groans)
451
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:25,124
Fact is, I'm not Beyoncé.
452
00:18:26,527 --> 00:18:27,659
I'm Adele.
453
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,429
I rock the house,
but I don't dance.
454
00:18:30,431 --> 00:18:32,698
Okay, you know what,
I've had enough.
455
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,634
This is getting
ridiculous.
456
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:36,702
Don...
457
00:18:36,704 --> 00:18:39,705
Did you say Don or Mom?
458
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,443
Don...
459
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:48,380
I want you real bad.
460
00:18:52,286 --> 00:18:56,688
But I can't have you,
so please leave.
461
00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:01,560
Listen, you're a special lady.
462
00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:03,462
If something should happen
to my wife,
463
00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:04,763
I'll put you on the list.
464
00:19:04,765 --> 00:19:05,831
(mouths)
465
00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:08,867
Okay,
466
00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:09,835
good-bye.
467
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,810
Playing the mom card was cold.
468
00:19:19,713 --> 00:19:20,812
You're a good businessman.
469
00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:22,648
But don't let it
happen again.
470
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,650
You already have two strikes.
471
00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:25,617
Two strikes?
472
00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:27,653
We have security cameras
473
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:29,488
in the parking garage.
474
00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:40,332
So I'm guessing
Emme's not getting
475
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:43,235
the good first
grade teacher?
476
00:19:43,237 --> 00:19:45,337
No, she's in.
477
00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:49,274
All I had to do was promise
that neither of us
478
00:19:49,276 --> 00:19:50,809
would be room parent next year.
479
00:19:52,646 --> 00:19:55,347
You got us banned
from being room parents?
480
00:19:55,349 --> 00:19:56,999
Mm-hmm.
481
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,650
I have never been more
in love with you.
482
00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:01,753
(doorbell rings)
Mm.
483
00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:03,388
Will you grab that?
484
00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:04,656
Mm-hmm.
485
00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:10,829
What's this?
486
00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:13,532
I don't know. Read the card.
487
00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:19,471
Okay.
488
00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:21,406
"Thanks for your help
this week.
489
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,742
I'm the luckiest guy
in the world. Love, Adam."
490
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,611
Aw.
491
00:20:25,613 --> 00:20:27,479
(squeals)
492
00:20:30,017 --> 00:20:32,718
It's a Sausage McMuffin.
493
00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:38,657
You get it?
That's our thing now.
494
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:40,392
It is kind of cute.
495
00:20:40,394 --> 00:20:41,560
(chuckles)
496
00:20:41,562 --> 00:20:44,396
And yum.
(chuckles)
497
00:20:44,398 --> 00:20:45,797
Wow, that smells good.
498
00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:47,899
I should've sent
two of those.
499
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:49,735
You're gonna
have to fight me for it.
500
00:20:49,737 --> 00:20:51,570
Well, you better start running.
501
00:20:51,572 --> 00:20:53,505
(scoffs)
502
00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:55,741
No, no!
Give me that muffin!
503
00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:57,743
Yeah. (whoops)
504
00:21:01,348 --> 00:21:05,417
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