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Okay, the Burns Brothers
Construction website
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is live... now.
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Yeah!
All right.
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Well, it's been live
for a while, but I thought
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this way would be more dramatic.
And it was.
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(chuckling):
Oh...
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This is great, Lowell.
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I love the pictures.
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Hey, thanks for making
my arm muscles so big.
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Fun fact,
those are Hulk Hogan's arms.
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Why did you give Don
a handlebar mustache?
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Well, I asked for that.
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It makes me look
like a riverboat gambler.
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Oh.
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I think it makes you look
like a '70s porn star.
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(laughs)
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I like that better.
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Uh, hey, I meant to ask.
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Sunday night,
how about you and Andi
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have dinner with me and Jen?
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Who's Jen? Your parrot?
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No, she's my wife.
Oh.
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Adam, I don't know
if you know this,
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but I consider you a role model,
a mentor, a hero.
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Andi, you hear that?
You're married to a hero.
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(exhales proudly)
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It would really mean a lot to me
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if you guys got to be friends
with Jen.
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Well, I can't believe we might
actually meet your wife.
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I mean,
I've known you three years,
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I've never seen her once.
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Yeah, she travels a lot
for work,
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but she's in town right now.
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Uh-huh. And by travels, you mean
flies around like a parrot?
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(laughs)
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No, she's not a bird, Don.
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All right, all right, all right,
Lowell, let's speak freely.
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Okay, is there a chance
that at dinner,
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you will excuse yourself
and go upstairs
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and come back down in a dress
calling yourself Jen? Huh?
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(Don and Adam laugh)
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Like-like a
Mrs. Doubtfire thing.
Yeah.
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Jen exists. She's not a parrot,
she's not Mrs. Doubtfire.
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I've never had to say
any of this.
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Lowell, we're sorry.
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We would love to have dinner
with you guys.
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Uh, why don't you come over
Sunday night?
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I'll make a lasagna.
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Yeah, maybe pull the blinds
over the windows
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so she doesn't fly
into the glass. (laughs)
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She's not a bird, Don.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm vouching for you here,
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so I'm gonna look like an idiot
if you walk in the door
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with your wife on your shoulder.
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All right, Lowell and
Jen'll be here any minute.
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I got three bottles of wine.
Do you think that's enough?
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I have no idea.
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I mean,
we don't know who or what
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is gonna come through
that front door with Lowell.
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I mean, we've never seen Jen.
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Yeah. There's got
to be a reason.
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Yeah.
Maybe she's really old.
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You know?
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Like, uh, Granny
from The Beverly Hillbillies.
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Hey, I could see
Granny marrying Lowell.
Yeah.
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Look, how-how late do you think
this thing is gonna go?
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'Cause I got
a very important date
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with taking off my pants
and watching TV.
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I am way ahead of you on that.
Katie's gonna come down
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around 9:30
and say she's not feeling well.
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End the night
gracefully.
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Nice. Nice.
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We'll sick-kid 'em.
I mean, we spent a lot of money
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on these kids, it's time
to get some use out of 'em.
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Right?
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(doorbell rings)
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Hi, everybody. This is Jen.
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He's alone.
It's happening.
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No, she's coming
right behind me.
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Oh, hi.
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Dad, my birthday
wish came true.
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¶ ¶
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And that's when
I realized I couldn't be
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a swimsuit
model forever.
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So I opened
my own agency.
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You were a model?
Mm-hmm.
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I-I can see that. Sure, sure.
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Not to brag, but she was
the first one to say
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"Why do we only
show cleavage from the front?
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Why can't we show some
from the side?"
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You invented side-boob?
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So how-how come we never
see you around school?
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Well, I travel
a lot for work.
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And I hate to
miss that stuff.
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You know how it is when
you're a working mom.
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You always feel guilty
about something.
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I do know that. Oh, my God.
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I love her.
She gets me.
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Just like
I get you, Adam.
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This doesn't seem fair.
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So how did you two meet?
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Like,
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what place are you two people
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both going?
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It's actually a pretty
romantic story.
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We were in the Peace Corps,
building schools in the Amazon.
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What the-- what? The Amazon?
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One day, we were
deep in the jungle
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and I fell and
broke my ankle.
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And Lowell carried me
two miles back to camp.
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You carried her?
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Wait, this
really happened?
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Pick her up right now.
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And this sweet, caring man
spent hours with me
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each day while
I recovered.
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She would sleep
and I would just watch her.
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First woman I ever dated
who didn't find that disturbing.
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So anyway, just before
I was sent home,
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Lowell made me
this little house
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out of twigs that
he wove together
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to represent the home
we would live in someday.
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And that sealed
the deal.
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L.L.W.
Ladies love weaving.
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So that's our story.
How did you two meet?
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Uh, it was, uh, kind of
a similar situation.
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Yeah, there was an injury.
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Uh, Andi got thrown off
a mechanical bull.
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And I treated the pain
with, uh, tequila.
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L.L.T. Ladies love tequila.
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(both laugh)
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Mom, Dad,
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I'm not feeling very well.
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Yeah, yeah, just
go to sleep.
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But Mom told me
to come down here...
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No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
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No, uh-uh. Nope.
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No. Love you. Off you go.
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Teenagers.
(scoffs)
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Um, so why don't you guys
go into the living room
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and, uh, we'll bring in
some coffees?
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Yeah.
I'll help.
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Okay.
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(clears throat)
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ANDI:
Wow, Lowell,
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she's so great.
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I mean, who knew
you were such a secret stud?
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(chuckles)
Thanks.
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I still have a lot to learn
from Adam.
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I'm not sure you do.
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Well, I'm glad
you guys like her.
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(Adam chuckles)
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Wow. We have a cool new
friend couple.
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I know, I can't believe we
were gonna sick-kid them.
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No, we were gonna sick-kid
Lowell and Lowell in a dress.
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Now, let's get in there
and party with our new friends.
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We might even stay up
past 10:00.
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Ooh. Like we almost did
on New Year's Eve.
Yeah.
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Where you guys going?
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Oh, I'm so sorry. We just got
a text from our babysitter
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that our daughter
isn't feeling well.
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So we have to go.
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You have a sick kid?
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Yeah. She probably has
the same thing Kate does.
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Oh.
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I'm sure she has exactly
the same thing Kate does.
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(Andi chuckles)
Thanks for everything.
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Nice to meet you guys.
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ANDI:
You, too.
Bye-bye.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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You know what just happened.
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Yeah.
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They sick-kidded us.
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(scoffs)
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(sighs)
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You still want to stay up
till 10:00?
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Well, not if it's just us.
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So, Lowell's wife
is a hottie, huh?
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She's all right.
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Oh, come on.
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All right, she's smokin'.
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(laughing):
Yeah.
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And-and-- and she's past the
kind of hot that makes you mad.
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You just-- you just want
to give her presents. I...
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How do you think
he pulled that off?
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Well, I know what it is.
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Lowell smells like a baby
and women love babies.
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That's as good
an explanation as any.
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So are you guys gonna hang
out with those guys again?
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Probably not.
They sick-kidded us.
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Ooh.
Ooh, that's rough, man.
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Yeah, I mean, I was all set
for a night of partying
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and then it was just me
wandering around the house
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in my robe, looking
for my reading glasses.
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And they were
on my head.
Yeah.
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Well, looks like you
guys are the number two
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couple now.
(chuckles)
Yeah.
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Just like we
usually are.
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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Oh, come on. When we hang out,
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you guys are
the number one couple
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and we're number two.
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That's not true.
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And you don't
rank couples.
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You rank colleges
and football teams,
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and, secretly,
your kids.
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You know how it is. When
we go to the movies,
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you get the aisle seats,
you get to choose the candy.
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Raisinets? What
are you guys, 70?
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I like Raisinets.
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Me, too.
Yeah, what's wrong
with that?
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You know you can buy
your own candy, right?
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Babe, maybe we should get
together with Lowell and Jen.
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No, no, no.
We call dibs.
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Dibs have been called.
Everybody heard it.
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Well, your dibs have no meaning
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since they pretended
to have a sick kid
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just to get away from you.
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Wha-- no, no, no, no.
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We don't know for sure
they were pretending.
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Their daughter might
have actually been sick.
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Yeah, kids get sick.
It happens all the time.
Yeah.
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It's just funny to watch you
guys get all bent out of shape
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being somebody's
number two. (chuckles)
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We are not number two.
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Yeah, and I'll prove it
to you.
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I'm doing school pickup
tomorrow and I guarantee you
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their daughter
is gonna be out sick.
Yeah.
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ADAM: Yeah and when
that little girl
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is sick, we are gonna
laugh and laugh.
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Well, you know
what I mean.
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(knocks on door)
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Hey, butterbean.
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Hey, Mrs. Rodriguez.
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How's it going?
How's your, uh...
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whatever you have?
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What do you want, Burns?
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Well, uh, I was just wondering,
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uh, was Lowell's daughter
in school today?
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Lucy?
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Well, I don't know.
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Sure, let's say Lucy.
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Yeah, she was here.
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What? And she seemed okay?
No sniffles?
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No.
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Cough?
No.
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Pox of any kind?
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Yeah, she was fine.
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What's going on?
Nothing.
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I just...
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We were at dinner with Lowell
and Jen the other night.
252
00:10:00,188 --> 00:10:02,355
And they said their daughter
was sick and left early.
253
00:10:02,357 --> 00:10:04,357
(laughs)
254
00:10:04,359 --> 00:10:06,292
You got sick-kidded.
(laughs)
255
00:10:06,294 --> 00:10:07,893
See, that's when people
make up that...
256
00:10:07,895 --> 00:10:08,894
I know what it is.
257
00:10:11,065 --> 00:10:12,098
Well?
258
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,966
She's perfectly healthy.
259
00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:15,935
Son of a bitch!
260
00:10:22,644 --> 00:10:24,777
I can't believe Lowell
and Jen would lie about
261
00:10:24,779 --> 00:10:26,245
having a sick kid just so
they wouldn't have to
262
00:10:26,247 --> 00:10:28,280
hang out with us.
263
00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:29,882
I know, it seemed clever
when we thought of it,
264
00:10:29,884 --> 00:10:31,150
but just hurtful
when they did it.
265
00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:34,820
You know what this is?
266
00:10:34,822 --> 00:10:36,856
They think we're boring.
267
00:10:36,858 --> 00:10:37,923
Us?
268
00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:39,792
Boring?
269
00:10:39,794 --> 00:10:41,427
(chuckles)
270
00:10:41,429 --> 00:10:43,696
Do boring people go to Orlando?
271
00:10:43,698 --> 00:10:44,764
I don't...
(chuckles)
272
00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:51,037
I'm just saying, we don't do
all the stuff we used to do
273
00:10:51,039 --> 00:10:52,905
when we were younger.
274
00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:55,708
Well, we're not as limber
as we were back then.
275
00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:57,209
You know? I mean,
276
00:10:57,211 --> 00:10:58,377
with my back, I
can't get around...
No, no, no,
277
00:10:58,379 --> 00:11:00,112
not that stuff. No!
278
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,084
This is just-- it...
this is a wake-up call.
279
00:11:05,086 --> 00:11:07,420
Oh, I hate wake-up calls.
280
00:11:07,422 --> 00:11:10,089
Well, I mean, come on,
281
00:11:10,091 --> 00:11:10,923
when we were 26,
282
00:11:10,925 --> 00:11:12,458
we were super cool.
283
00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:15,061
I mean, we used to
hang out at bars,
284
00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:16,862
and-and go to concerts, and...
285
00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:18,097
stay awake
for the end of movies.
286
00:11:19,934 --> 00:11:21,400
I mean, did Matt Damon
ever get off Mars?
287
00:11:21,402 --> 00:11:23,369
We don't know.
288
00:11:25,306 --> 00:11:27,106
I mean, when-when was
the last time we went to,
289
00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:28,174
I don't know, a play?
290
00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:29,709
Last spring.
291
00:11:29,711 --> 00:11:31,410
Harlem Globetrotters.
292
00:11:31,412 --> 00:11:34,146
That's not a play.
293
00:11:34,148 --> 00:11:37,950
Good defeats evil, it's like
the oldest story there is.
294
00:11:37,952 --> 00:11:41,854
Just-- doesn't last night
make you wonder if...
295
00:11:41,856 --> 00:11:44,223
I don't know, we've
slipped a little?
296
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,161
Come on, who cares
if we've slipped a little?
297
00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:51,964
Huh? The whole point
of being married
298
00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:54,300
is that we don't have to do
interesting things anymore.
299
00:11:57,138 --> 00:12:01,974
This is the time of our lives
to just stay home and eat.
300
00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:04,076
Hmm?
301
00:12:04,078 --> 00:12:05,945
We're fine, okay?
302
00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:07,747
Okay.
303
00:12:07,749 --> 00:12:09,048
Well, then...
304
00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:11,083
why did Lowell and Jen
bail on us?
305
00:12:11,085 --> 00:12:12,518
I don't know.
306
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,353
I guess we were expecting
Granny Clampett,
307
00:12:14,355 --> 00:12:17,156
so we half-assed the dinner.
308
00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:18,858
Oh, my God, you're right.
309
00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:20,426
We didn't bring our A game.
310
00:12:20,428 --> 00:12:23,195
I mean, obviously,
we can do better, right?
311
00:12:23,197 --> 00:12:25,030
Well, of course we can.
312
00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:26,899
We're fun.
We're Andi and Adam, damn it.
313
00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:29,001
Hell yeah, we are,
we're interesting.
314
00:12:29,003 --> 00:12:31,070
Yeah-- hey, hey! Hey.
315
00:12:31,072 --> 00:12:33,405
Terry Bradshaw tried to sleep
with you on a plane.
316
00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:35,341
(scoffs)
317
00:12:35,343 --> 00:12:38,077
How did we not tell that story?
318
00:12:38,079 --> 00:12:41,180
Because Jen was like
a flash grenade, you know?
319
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:43,349
We were stunned.
320
00:12:43,351 --> 00:12:45,251
The lady invented side-boob.
321
00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:46,418
I mean,
322
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:49,388
what kind of boob did we invent?
323
00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:51,190
None.
324
00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:54,326
Well, I accidentally invented
one in and one out
325
00:12:54,328 --> 00:12:56,028
on a roller coaster.
326
00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:57,830
Right, right,
327
00:12:57,832 --> 00:12:59,932
when you flashed that
church group at Six Flags.
328
00:12:59,934 --> 00:13:01,066
Yeah.
329
00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,434
Yeah, another good story.
330
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:03,969
Yeah. Okay,
you know what?
331
00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:05,404
Here's what
we're gonna do:
332
00:13:05,406 --> 00:13:06,839
I'm gonna make some of my famous
333
00:13:06,841 --> 00:13:08,440
ginger chicken soup,
334
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:10,810
and we're gonna casually
swing by their place,
335
00:13:10,812 --> 00:13:13,078
and drop it off
for their fake sick kid.
336
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,381
Nice, yeah, and they'll
have to invite us in
337
00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:17,049
because that's what you do.
338
00:13:17,051 --> 00:13:19,084
Yeah, and-and-and
we'll be charming,
339
00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:20,319
and we'll-we'll give
them our stories,
340
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,587
the Terry Bradshaw
mile high club
341
00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:23,989
and the roller coaster
peek-a-boo.
342
00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:26,225
Yeah, yeah-- well, wait,
343
00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:28,294
how will we know if we
turned this thing around?
344
00:13:28,296 --> 00:13:30,830
Because they'll want to
make plans with us again.
345
00:13:30,832 --> 00:13:33,098
We get the plans,
Adam and Andi are back.
346
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,167
(chuckles)
347
00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:37,169
Where are you going?
348
00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:38,504
To the store, I don't have
time to make soup.
349
00:13:44,312 --> 00:13:45,611
Hey!
Hi, there!
350
00:13:45,613 --> 00:13:47,179
Hey, guys.
351
00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:48,414
Um, I-I made some soup
352
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:49,949
for your sick daughter.
Yeah, honey,
353
00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:51,417
didn't you get the
recipe for that soup
354
00:13:51,419 --> 00:13:53,152
from Terry Bradshaw when
he tried to sleep with you
355
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,841
on an airplane?
356
00:13:58,842 --> 00:14:00,325
Yeah, that is where
I got it, yeah. (chuckles)
357
00:14:00,328 --> 00:14:01,393
I've got to hear
the end of that story.
358
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:02,928
Come on in.
359
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,230
Wait, that is the
end of the story,
360
00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:06,232
there's no more story.
361
00:14:06,234 --> 00:14:07,933
I don't know,
362
00:14:07,935 --> 00:14:09,435
maybe just say you
slept with him. Come on.
363
00:14:10,972 --> 00:14:12,238
Can I get you
guys a drink?
364
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,472
I'm just muddling some limes.
365
00:14:13,474 --> 00:14:15,307
Oh, what'd they ever do to you?
366
00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:16,609
(all laugh)
367
00:14:16,611 --> 00:14:18,944
Stick to the stories.
Yeah, okay.
368
00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:22,114
Oh, hey, uh, Jen, is that
the house Lowell made for you?
369
00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:23,349
Yeah.
That's really impressive.
370
00:14:23,351 --> 00:14:25,317
Oh, wow.
You know, uh,
371
00:14:25,319 --> 00:14:27,253
Adam made a people-sized
house all by himself
372
00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:28,587
when he was only 22.
373
00:14:28,589 --> 00:14:30,189
Really?
Yeah.
374
00:14:30,191 --> 00:14:33,559
And it fell down by
the time he was 23.
375
00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:36,462
Don? Marcy?
376
00:14:36,464 --> 00:14:39,131
I was just giving them a tour
and we heard your voices.
377
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,900
We thought it'd be fun to
reach out to new friends.
378
00:14:40,902 --> 00:14:43,135
You know, who might like
different movie candy.
Mm-hmm.
379
00:14:44,906 --> 00:14:47,973
That's a very specific thing
to look for in a friend.
380
00:14:47,975 --> 00:14:49,675
Lowell, let's take this soup in
the kitchen and we'll bring out
381
00:14:49,677 --> 00:14:51,277
coffee and desserts
for everyone.
382
00:14:51,279 --> 00:14:52,611
Oh, that's sweet, Jen.
Oh, that's nice.
383
00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:54,346
Thank you.
Thanks.
384
00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:56,015
(laughing):
Okay.
385
00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:57,616
What are you doing here?
We had dibs.
386
00:14:59,186 --> 00:15:01,921
They disregarded
our dibs.
387
00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:03,555
Listen, you need to leave
so that Lowell and Jen
388
00:15:03,557 --> 00:15:06,392
can see what an interesting
couple Andi and I are.
389
00:15:06,394 --> 00:15:08,093
We are not leaving,
you guys had your chance
390
00:15:08,095 --> 00:15:09,428
and you screwed
the pooch.
Mm-hmm.
391
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,063
What...
392
00:15:11,065 --> 00:15:13,399
Whoa, I wouldn't say
we screwed the pooch.
393
00:15:13,401 --> 00:15:14,700
I mean, if anything,
394
00:15:14,702 --> 00:15:16,669
we just-- we-we
underwhelmed the pooch.
395
00:15:18,272 --> 00:15:20,572
Marcy, Don's only here so
he can see how hot Jen is.
396
00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:22,174
That's why I'm here, too.
397
00:15:24,078 --> 00:15:25,978
Us hot people, we like
to check each other out.
398
00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:29,248
We're just looking around
for new couple friends since,
399
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,716
well, you guys made it
pretty clear the other night
400
00:15:30,718 --> 00:15:32,151
what you really
think of us.
Yeah.
401
00:15:32,153 --> 00:15:33,552
You guys
said all that.
402
00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:34,954
Yeah, you
didn't disagree.
403
00:15:34,956 --> 00:15:39,024
No, we did disagree.
404
00:15:39,026 --> 00:15:41,093
Yeah, but, you know,
we didn't believe you.
Yeah.
405
00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:43,095
And we thought,
if we're number two,
406
00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:44,596
then we should upgrade
407
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,065
and be number
two with them.
408
00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:48,534
Yeah, us number
twos are scrappy.
409
00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:50,235
We're survivors.
Yeah.
410
00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,205
Oh, they invited us to
take a trip with them
411
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:54,473
to see the wildflowers.
412
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,041
(gasps)
They took our plans.
413
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:57,209
We're number three!
No.
414
00:15:57,211 --> 00:15:59,211
Okay, honey,
this is ridiculous.
415
00:15:59,213 --> 00:16:00,579
All right? We don't
need other people
416
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:03,082
to make us feel
good about ourselves.
417
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,416
We're Adam and Andi.
418
00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:06,618
Yeah.
Right?
419
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,320
I mean,
Terry Bradshaw,
420
00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:09,388
or a man that looked
somewhat like him,
421
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,523
hit on me once.
422
00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:14,293
Wait, you're saying it
wasn't actually...
Oh, not now!
423
00:16:14,295 --> 00:16:15,394
You're right, you're right,
let's just go say our good-byes.
424
00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:17,029
Yeah, and the most
important thing is
425
00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:18,330
that we leave here
with our dignity.
426
00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:19,398
(chuckles)
Yeah.
427
00:16:22,703 --> 00:16:24,603
Hey, hi.
428
00:16:24,605 --> 00:16:26,271
Oh, you don't need
to weld our desserts.
429
00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:27,406
We're, uh, we're taking off.
430
00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:29,641
What? No.
431
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:31,276
Yeah, well, we
don't want to impose.
432
00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:32,511
I mean, you know
what they say:
433
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,179
multiples of two
is company,
434
00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:37,516
and multiples of three is
a crowd. (awkward laugh)
435
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,284
But we don't
want you to go.
436
00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:41,286
Let me rephrase that,
437
00:16:41,288 --> 00:16:43,055
I'm begging
you not to go.
438
00:16:43,057 --> 00:16:44,690
Look, Don and Marcy
439
00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:46,158
are lovely people.
440
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,726
They're
delightful, but...
441
00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:49,461
Don looks at me like we're
stranded in a cartoon boat
442
00:16:49,463 --> 00:16:50,763
and I'm a giant
turkey leg.
443
00:16:53,134 --> 00:16:55,100
And Marcy keeps asking
why Jen is with me.
444
00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:56,435
Like, over and over.
445
00:16:56,437 --> 00:16:58,537
It's starting to
hurt my feelings.
446
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,272
That's terrible.
What'd you say?
447
00:17:00,274 --> 00:17:01,306
(slaps leg)
Ah!
448
00:17:03,577 --> 00:17:06,211
But you made plans to go see
the wildflowers with them.
449
00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:09,081
I didn't. I said we're driving
up to see the wildflowers
450
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,050
and Don yelled
"Shotgun."
451
00:17:11,052 --> 00:17:13,218
I just, I...
452
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,087
I thought you didn't
like us very much.
453
00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:16,588
What gave you that idea?
454
00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:19,291
Well, because the other night,
you said Lucy was sick and...
455
00:17:19,293 --> 00:17:21,560
And then she was in
school today, so...
456
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,695
No, it's our little one,
Zoe, she has a cold.
457
00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:25,130
(gasps)
458
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:26,765
I forgot they had
a second kid.
459
00:17:29,203 --> 00:17:30,536
I just got goose bumps.
460
00:17:33,107 --> 00:17:35,441
But you knew someone was sick
or you wouldn't have made soup.
461
00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:37,543
And what kind of person
would make up a sick child
462
00:17:37,545 --> 00:17:39,344
to get out of something?
463
00:17:39,346 --> 00:17:41,713
(both laughing nervously)
I have no idea.
464
00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,749
So it's settled. You'll stay?
465
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,285
And you'll come with us
to see the wildflowers?
466
00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:47,786
Uh.... sounds
like a plan.
467
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:49,455
(chuckles)
468
00:17:49,457 --> 00:17:51,757
Wildflowers
with my hero.
469
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,459
I'm going to scrapbook
the dickens out of this.
470
00:17:55,796 --> 00:17:57,496
If it doesn't have glitter
and a decorative border,
471
00:17:57,498 --> 00:17:59,498
it didn't happen.
472
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,133
Memories.
Memories.
473
00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:04,203
(Lowell and Adam chuckle)
474
00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:07,139
Ah. They make sense now.
475
00:18:07,141 --> 00:18:08,607
She's weird, too.
476
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,843
Yeah, but all I heard
is we have plans
477
00:18:10,845 --> 00:18:12,244
and we are back.
478
00:18:12,246 --> 00:18:13,512
(chuckles)
Feels good.
479
00:18:14,582 --> 00:18:15,848
(laughter)
480
00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:17,349
What a lovely evening.
481
00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:18,851
Yes, you are.
482
00:18:18,853 --> 00:18:20,319
Yes, it was.
483
00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:21,587
You are.
484
00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:24,356
Well, this was fun.
485
00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:25,724
But you two, I
still don't get it.
486
00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:27,392
(laughs)
487
00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:29,828
Because we're soul mates.
Deep breath.
488
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,564
Four, five.
489
00:18:32,566 --> 00:18:34,399
(chuckles)
490
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:38,670
Jen, I'll get everyone's coats.
Why don't you check on Zoe?
491
00:18:38,672 --> 00:18:39,738
Okay.
492
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,679
So are you guys
still mad?
493
00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:50,449
I didn't like that
you had alone time
494
00:18:50,451 --> 00:18:52,851
with them
in the kitchen.
495
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:53,886
Look, we're sorry
we made you feel
496
00:18:53,888 --> 00:18:55,387
like number twos,
all right?
497
00:18:55,389 --> 00:18:57,156
We'll-we'll work
on that.
498
00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:58,757
Yeah, we don't want
to fight with you guys.
499
00:18:58,759 --> 00:19:01,393
You're family and
you're our best friends.
500
00:19:01,395 --> 00:19:04,196
Well, I'm sure some
of it was our fault.
501
00:19:04,198 --> 00:19:05,831
I mean, I don't really, but I
said it, and that's what counts.
502
00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:11,937
So Lowell, huh?
503
00:19:11,939 --> 00:19:13,572
(all scoff)
504
00:19:13,574 --> 00:19:15,307
And I can't believe
he built this house.
505
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:17,409
I know,
pretty cool, huh?
506
00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:18,477
I mean, look
at the detail.
507
00:19:18,479 --> 00:19:20,479
Every corner
is perfect.
508
00:19:20,481 --> 00:19:21,580
Oh, my gosh!
(all yelling)
509
00:19:23,217 --> 00:19:24,383
Oh!
510
00:19:24,385 --> 00:19:25,651
Whoa!
511
00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:27,252
Oh, uh... oh.
512
00:19:27,254 --> 00:19:28,954
No, no, no!
Okay.
513
00:19:29,823 --> 00:19:31,757
Ah.
514
00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,725
Adam!
Ah. Oh, here,
here, here, here.
515
00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:34,826
Here. Geez.
516
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:37,963
(Marcy and Don sigh in relief,
Andi spits)
517
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,299
Oh...
518
00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:43,569
(spits)
519
00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:47,639
Adam, what did you do?
520
00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:57,249
ANDI: Wait, where are you going?
We got to go, our kid's sick!
521
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:59,284
(door closes)
What a couple
of number twos!
522
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,325
Oh, my.
523
00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:09,395
Uh, I'm not gonna say
who did it,
524
00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:10,896
but ask yourself,
who just ran out the door?
525
00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:14,299
It's-it's okay.
526
00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,535
Actually, uh, I didn't weave it,
527
00:20:16,537 --> 00:20:19,538
I bought it
from a street vendor in Peru.
528
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,406
That guy was talented.
529
00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:23,308
What I wove was the story
530
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,476
that went along with the house.
531
00:20:24,478 --> 00:20:26,945
Oh. What are you gonna tell Jen?
532
00:20:26,947 --> 00:20:28,480
I'll tell her
Don burned it
533
00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:29,715
and I'll be free
from the shackles
534
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:31,650
of this lie forever.
535
00:20:31,652 --> 00:20:33,418
Just promise me
you'll keep my secret.
536
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:34,419
Uh, it's okay,
Lowell,
537
00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:35,821
everyone has secrets.
538
00:20:35,823 --> 00:20:37,656
Andi's famous
ginger chicken soup?
539
00:20:37,658 --> 00:20:39,424
We bought it at a gas station.
540
00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:42,894
It was really just chicken soup
that we poured ginger ale into.
541
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:44,363
I'd throw it out.
542
00:20:44,365 --> 00:20:45,764
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