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- Okay, we're off to the movies.
- Ah.

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But first, Adam,

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I am gonna do something
incredibly nice for you.

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Well, if you can say what
it is in front of the guys,

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it's not what I'm secretly hoping for.

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No, it is our 20th
anniversary this weekend,

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and I know you put a lot of pressure

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on yourself about these things.

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So I made us a dinner reservation

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- at La Traviata.
- Oh.

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That's Italian for "I
took care of it, honey."

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Honey, thank you, but I'm well aware

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it's our 20th anniversary,

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and I've already made
some very special plans.

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Ooh, you're lucky.

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If I don't constantly threaten Don,

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he doesn't plan anything.

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I'm never more thoughtful than when

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I'm frightened out of my mind.

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Don't worry, I got this.

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Oh, that is so sweet.

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Okay, I'll cancel our reservations.

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Aw.

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I got this whole 20th
anniversary thing under control.

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I had no idea it was our 20th!

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I could tell. I've seen
that look on my own face.

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I mean, I knew we had
an anniversary coming up,

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but I didn't know it was such a big one.

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I knew, because you and Andi
were married in May of 2000,

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which is exactly 16 years before we met.

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This will be our
fourth friend-erversary

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This is gonna be harder than I thought.

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I can't do my usual anniversary stuff.

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I need something big.
20 years is a milestone.

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That's where the word came from.

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"Mile." "Stone."

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Long and heavy, like a marriage.

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We're gonna need beers for this.

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I do better with some thinking juice.

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All right, I got something.

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Andi loves theater.
Everybody knows that.

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So I'll take her to a play.

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Look at that, just one
sip, I already had an idea.

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That's nice, but if you
really want to dazzle her,

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you need to come up with something

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she doesn't know you
know she'd like to do.

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He's right.

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For me and Marcy's 25th anniversary,

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I took her hot-air
ballooning over wine country.

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The best part was she didn't know

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that I knew she wanted to do that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You
told me a hundred times.

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One balloon ride and
you're Antonio Banderas.

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When you surprise your
wife with something

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you secretly noticed about her,

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it says you pay attention
because you care.

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Yeah, but how do I know something

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she doesn't know I know?

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If I know it, she'll know I know

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because she told me.

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It's the only way I know things.

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Look, Don, how did you know

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Marcy wanted to go on a balloon ride?

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Well, because I love my wife.

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And I know where she keeps her diary.

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Wait a minute, how about this?

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Andi's got lots of
pictures of owls in here.

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Which means I noticed she loves owls.

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So... what if I take her to the woods,

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a nice bottle of wine
and a couple of dead mice?

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They say no idea is a bad idea,

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but they haven't heard that one.

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I know, it stinks.

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I'm choking.

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All right, Lowell, I need your help.

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You are my most trustworthy friend.

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I don't know if your
anniversary surprise for Andi

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will be perfect, but the
one you just gave me is.

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I need you to go to Andi tomorrow

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and find out if there is
something she has secretly

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always wanted to do.

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Oh, look, it's 2:45.

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You're not here every day,

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but this is when we
tell each other something

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we've secretly always wanted to do.

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We didn't do that yesterday.

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I forgot you were here yesterday.

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I just want to know more about you.

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Like, I don't know, uh,

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how you'd like to
celebrate your anniversary.

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Oh, Adam's behind this, huh?

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He's got nothing, right?

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I'm just rooting for you two kids.

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See, this is why I booked that dinner.

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Adam puts too much pressure on himself,

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and then he panics and comes
up with some weird idea.

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That checks out so far.

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Like when he wanted
to plan our honeymoon.

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He decided it had to be
something I'd never expect.

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So he overthought it and rented an RV.

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I don't love RVs.

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It's like renting the
world's worst hotel room

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that follows you everywhere.

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Oh, tell me about it.

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At least you weren't hunting owls.

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You'd hate that, right? Just to confirm.

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Well, on my honeymoon I saw
the world's largest stuffed owl.

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Along with other roadside attractions,

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like the world's largest paper clip

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and the world's largest pancake.

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Sounds like it really set you off.

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I just think things should
be as big as they are

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and no bigger.

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So what happened when you told Adam

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you didn't like the trip?

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Oh, I never told him.

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I lied my ass off, like a good wife.

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You two are such good communicators,

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I don't know why I'm here.

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Okay, here's what we'll do
about the anniversary, right?

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I'll, uh... I'll come up with an idea,

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and I'll put a hint
to it in my nightstand.

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You get him to find it,
and then he can surprise me.

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But I haven't even done the thing

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I'm supposed to do for Adam.

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Forget that. You're with me now.

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Hey, what'd you find out?

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Nothing concrete, but I have an idea.

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Why don't we snoop in Andi's
personal stuff for a clue?

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Good thinking.

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I'll get her laptop, and we'll
look at her browser history.

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Uh, maybe something
more personal than that.

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If your browser history isn't
your most personal thing,

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you're not doing the Internet right.

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I think we have to ask ourselves

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where do women keep their
most personal secrets?

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- Oh.
- Let's think of it like a quiz.

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Is the answer: A)
Nightstand, B) Bedside table,

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or C) All of the above?

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I don't want to look in there.
That's her private stuff.

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I once reached in and
thought I grabbed the remote.

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It only had one button,
and it did not work the TV.

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Andi's going to be home
soon. Open that drawer.

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I think I'm just gonna
go back downstairs

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and look at her laptop.

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Stop. Look in the drawer.

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She knows you have nothing planned.

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She put something there, she told me.

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What? When did she tell you that?

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When I was supposed
to find out your thing.

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She turned the tables pretty quick.

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I see how she gets her way a lot.

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So now she knows I have nothing?

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This is worse than I thought.
What am I gonna do now?

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Look in the G-dang drawer!

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"Join us on The Spirit of
Pittsburgh for a river cruise

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with dinner and dancing."

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I didn't know she wanted to do that.

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But now you do. Go on
the cruise, it'll be fun.

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Aw, I-I can't.

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That's her idea. I
wanted to surprise her.

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You said I should plan our anniversary

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around something she didn't
know I knew about her.

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I did say that.

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But now that I know more about you,

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I think we should
lower our expectations.

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Hey, honey.

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Hey.

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Andi, okay, I gotta come clean.

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I tried to come up with
something thoughtful

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for our anniversary, and I'm nowhere.

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Adam, you seem stressed.

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You know what you should do?

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You should go upstairs, lay down,

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and look in my nightstand.

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I already know about that.

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Lowell told me everything.

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He's back with me now.

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That guy's the worst double agent ever.

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Honey, the river cruise is a great idea,

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but I wanted to surprise
you with my own idea.

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Something that says I
know stuff about you.

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Okay, come here, honey.

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I'm gonna take the pressure off you.

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Okay, what's my favorite meal?

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Brunch. Because you
can drink in the morning

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without anybody judging you.

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See, you know me so well.

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So we'll have an anniversary
brunch, problem solved.

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But it's not a surprise.

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Adam, what's important

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is that I have had 20
wonderful years with you.

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- You're amazing.
- Aww.

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I feel like a huge weight
is lifted off my shoulders.

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- Oh...
- But are you sure brunch is enough?

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You're not gonna be disappointed?

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Disappointed?

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I'm having vodka and waffles.

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If we had a family crest,
that would be on it.

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Happy anniversary, honey.

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Happy anniversary, honey.

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I'm so excited about brunch.

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You know, if I have
enough bottomless mimosas,

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- you might end up with a topless wife.
- Ooh.

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I got a lot more than brunch planned.

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After you took all the pressure off me,

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I started thinking clearly
and came up with a surprise.

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We're recreating our honeymoon RV trip.

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Wow!

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It-it even looks like the same RV.

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I remember 'cause I've seen
it so many times in my dreams.

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And there's more.

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Wow.

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Look who's coming with us.

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Happy anniversary!

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Wow.

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Oh, and Adam already
packed your suitcase.

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It's full of bikinis and tube tops,

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so you'll have to redo that.

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So, uh, where are we headed?

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Who knows?

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You don't tell the
RV where you're going.

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The RV tells you.

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It's like a 25-foot wife.

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Uh, you know, Adam, this-this could be

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a lot of work for you.

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Are you sure you want to do this?

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Andi, it's our 20th anniversary.

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I want to go the extra mile.

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Or, in this case, the extra 1,000 miles.

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I'm just gonna say it again. Wow!

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And you haven't heard the best part.

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It's only six hours up the road

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to the world's largest Frisbee.

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Yeah, and-and

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two hours after that is the
world's largest french fry.

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It used to be the
world's largest potato,

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but it got struck by lightning.

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Are you okay? I know RVs
aren't really your thing.

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You'd think Adam would know that, too.

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How can he know something
if I don't tell him?

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That's the only way he knows things.

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Well, let's make the best of it.

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I've always wanted to see the
country in a rolling toilet.

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Wait, I almost forgot.

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If it's anything like our honeymoon,

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we'll need this.

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Marcy, someone left a half-eaten
sandwich in the fridge.

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Come guess what kind
of meat it is with me.

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Hey, slow down, save some fun for later.

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All aboard!

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Wait.

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I just remembered, we have kids.

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We can't leave them alone. Ugh, too bad.

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Let's go back inside.

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No, no, no, no.

257
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,844
You're not getting out of it that easy.

258
00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:56,543
I'm not? Why not?

259
00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:59,867
Lowell said he'd watch the kids.
Let's hit the road. Come on.

260
00:11:59,892 --> 00:12:03,273
First stop, world's largest Frito, huh?

261
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,008
And if you get there before dark,

262
00:12:05,032 --> 00:12:07,266
they let you slide down it.
How great is this country?

263
00:12:08,407 --> 00:12:09,773
Huh?

264
00:12:11,727 --> 00:12:14,795
Woo-hoo. All right. Here we go. Okay.

265
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,297
Excuse me.

266
00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:19,433
Oh, sorry, oops. Excuse me.

267
00:12:19,502 --> 00:12:23,136
All right... I'll just do this, I guess.

268
00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:26,240
- Oh!
- Whoa.

269
00:12:26,308 --> 00:12:28,008
- Okay, uh...
- Ow.

270
00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:31,734
All right, you go there. No,
not there, the other there.

271
00:12:31,847 --> 00:12:33,382
There's no other there.

272
00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:35,769
Wh-Where do I go?

273
00:12:35,794 --> 00:12:38,140
Uh... Okay, you know what?

274
00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:39,497
We're in the wrong order.

275
00:12:39,522 --> 00:12:42,093
All right, so everybody get
out, and we'll start over again.

276
00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:46,591
Hey.

277
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:49,117
Do you think Andi seemed
happy when she saw the RV?

278
00:12:49,952 --> 00:12:51,367
I do not.

279
00:12:54,452 --> 00:12:56,085
Do you think she's having a good time?

280
00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,903
I do not.

281
00:13:01,508 --> 00:13:03,510
Tell you what, let me go talk to Andi,

282
00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:05,444
sell her on how great this is.

283
00:13:05,469 --> 00:13:06,647
Thanks, Don.

284
00:13:06,715 --> 00:13:07,981
You're a good brother.

285
00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:10,146
Life on the road, huh?

286
00:13:10,171 --> 00:13:11,351
How much fun is this?

287
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:14,577
So much. I am having a blast.

288
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:17,024
Of course, nothing compares
to life over the road,

289
00:13:17,092 --> 00:13:19,906
like in a hot air balloon, for example.

290
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:22,029
Yeah, Don, Don, not the time.

291
00:13:22,097 --> 00:13:23,697
No, no, it's a great story.

292
00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:26,320
At one point, a bald
eagle landed on the basket.

293
00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:28,712
It was beautiful. Here,
let me show you a picture.

294
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:34,820
Brakes are good.

295
00:13:38,314 --> 00:13:40,047
- Ooh!
- Oh!

296
00:13:42,251 --> 00:13:44,718
Look, if you're not gonna tell Adam

297
00:13:44,787 --> 00:13:47,154
how you feel about this trip, I will.

298
00:13:47,222 --> 00:13:49,022
Absolutely not.

299
00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,847
He-He's doing the best he can.

300
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,771
I'd rather have a husband
who's thoughtful 364 days a year

301
00:13:53,796 --> 00:13:55,062
than some guy who isn't,

302
00:13:55,087 --> 00:13:57,154
but tries to make up for it in one day.

303
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:59,933
You are an incredibly nice person.

304
00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:02,498
Sometimes I don't get you at all.

305
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:06,365
Hey, how's dinner coming?
Those steaks smell fantastic.

306
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:08,041
Ugh, bad news.

307
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:10,436
Some kind of animal ran
off with our rib eyes.

308
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,201
It was either a bear or a
large, naked, hairy person.

309
00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:17,117
God, I hope it was a bear.

310
00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:19,229
Whatever it was, he
knew what he was doing.

311
00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:21,254
He held the tray above
his head like a waiter.

312
00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:23,312
At least he didn't get the beans,

313
00:14:23,336 --> 00:14:25,937
so we'll eat these for
dinner. Sound good, Andi?

314
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:28,929
Does it?

315
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,531
Andi, if you want to
say something, say it.

316
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,602
Well, I've been keeping
quiet about this,

317
00:14:35,671 --> 00:14:39,058
but I-I was just
telling Marcy that, um...

318
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,641
What?

319
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:43,477
I love beans.

320
00:14:44,185 --> 00:14:47,047
I do. And you know what? I
don't care who knows about it.

321
00:14:47,116 --> 00:14:49,549
I love them so much I
just want to run out there

322
00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:51,031
and scream it to the world.

323
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,120
Oh, no, no, no. I wouldn't go outside

324
00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:55,057
with that man-bear around. No, no, no.

325
00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:57,312
I think he just let us have
the beans to fatten us up.

326
00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:10,147
- You okay?
- Yeah, great.

327
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,400
It's a little hot.

328
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:18,945
Well, I could start the
engine and turn on the AC,

329
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,471
but there could be some fumes.

330
00:15:21,848 --> 00:15:24,950
We'll be cooler, but
we might not wake up.

331
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:30,237
Yeah, I wouldn't want that
'cause then this would be over.

332
00:15:31,437 --> 00:15:34,932
Having a great time.
This is adventurous.

333
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,964
Adventurous, but safe.

334
00:15:38,077 --> 00:15:40,244
If whatever took our steak comes back,

335
00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:42,714
we got walls to protect us.

336
00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:45,215
Do you think he'll come back?

337
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,374
Oh, they always come back,

338
00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:49,509
but don't-don't worry, we'll be fine.

339
00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:52,713
It's not like we're in a tent
that a claw can slash open.

340
00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:55,456
It'll take two, three swipes
to get through this tin can.

341
00:15:56,618 --> 00:15:58,618
Sweet dreams, honey.

342
00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:04,558
Marcy, Marcy, Marcy.

343
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:06,560
They're asleep.

344
00:16:06,672 --> 00:16:09,907
You know, we've never done it in an RV.

345
00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:12,632
Don, they can hear us.

346
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,378
No, they can't.

347
00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:16,203
Yes, we can.

348
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:28,702
Okay, I think they're really asleep now.

349
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:31,671
We're not.

350
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:36,370
Good morning, camper.

351
00:16:37,525 --> 00:16:40,606
Good news, I got up early while
everyone was still sleeping

352
00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:42,740
and drove us to our next campsite.

353
00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:44,264
We're just down the road

354
00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:47,023
from the world's largest felt-tip pen.

355
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,335
That's exciting,

356
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,395
'cause mostly you just
see regular-size pens.

357
00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:56,877
Uh, where are you going?

358
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,422
To the bathroom.

359
00:16:58,447 --> 00:16:59,688
Uh, in what sense?

360
00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,448
Can you put a number on it?

361
00:17:02,453 --> 00:17:04,011
I will not.

362
00:17:04,219 --> 00:17:06,397
The only reason I ask is
because there's certain numbers

363
00:17:06,421 --> 00:17:09,422
you can do in there and certain
numbers you have to do outside.

364
00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,814
The higher the number, the more outside.

365
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,573
This conversation is making
me very uncomfortable.

366
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:18,408
Oh, say no more. Your
comfort is my priority,

367
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:22,782
which is why I splurged
on the ultra soft.

368
00:17:22,807 --> 00:17:25,501
Huh? Always thinking of you.

369
00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:27,851
Adam.

370
00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:30,110
You're right, you can't
go out there like that.

371
00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:31,587
Thank you.

372
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:36,827
Once you're done digging,
you hold on to that

373
00:17:36,852 --> 00:17:39,886
for self-defense in case that
man-bear shows up. They migrate.

374
00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:42,477
That's it.

375
00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:45,826
I can't take anymore. I'm
sorry, Adam, but I hate this.

376
00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:48,252
Okay, I love you, but I hate this, okay?

377
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,363
I-I-I hate camping
and-and digging

378
00:17:50,388 --> 00:17:52,555
and eating beans for dinner and then

379
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,334
sleeping with other people

380
00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:57,026
who ate beans in an airtight box.

381
00:17:58,186 --> 00:17:59,840
Marcy, I believe you owe Andi

382
00:17:59,908 --> 00:18:01,649
an apology on that one.

383
00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:04,239
I didn't say anything before

384
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:06,006
because I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

385
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,622
Look, I love you. I am gonna spend

386
00:18:08,647 --> 00:18:10,817
the rest of my life with you,

387
00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:13,609
but we should never, ever do this again.

388
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,321
Oh.

389
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,115
Oh, honey, I'm sorry. Are you upset?

390
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,803
I got you!

391
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:25,854
You got me?

392
00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:29,546
I got you. Hating RVs and camping

393
00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:32,658
is something I knew about you
that you didn't know I knew.

394
00:18:32,683 --> 00:18:36,393
Which is why we are here. I brought you

395
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:41,548
to the world's largest
anniversary surprise.

396
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,175
That's right.

397
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,487
We're at the Chateau Du Lac Resort.

398
00:18:47,556 --> 00:18:50,223
That's French for, "I
took care of it, honey."

399
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:52,959
Oh, my God, I've always
wanted to stay here.

400
00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:54,302
I didn't even know you knew that.

401
00:18:54,326 --> 00:18:56,418
Yeah, well, once you took the
pressure off, I remembered you

402
00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:58,598
talking about this place
back when we were dating,

403
00:18:58,623 --> 00:19:00,667
so I thought I'd surprise you,

404
00:19:00,692 --> 00:19:01,904
and what better way

405
00:19:01,929 --> 00:19:06,474
to surprise you, than by
making you think that I blew it?

406
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:09,424
That made it even better.

407
00:19:10,153 --> 00:19:12,133
I had no idea.

408
00:19:12,171 --> 00:19:14,826
I just thought you planned
a terrible anniversary.

409
00:19:14,851 --> 00:19:17,918
Oh, uh, I do have one
favor to ask you guys.

410
00:19:17,943 --> 00:19:19,240
Can you drive this rig home?

411
00:19:19,265 --> 00:19:21,465
We did a big loop, we're
only about an hour away.

412
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:23,823
Normally, I don't like
doing nice things for people,

413
00:19:23,848 --> 00:19:25,548
but you have inspired me.

414
00:19:25,573 --> 00:19:28,240
That was a great
anniversary surprise, Adam.

415
00:19:28,265 --> 00:19:29,863
No one will top this.

416
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,866
Hey, what about our anniversary?

417
00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:34,645
He just had to remember something.

418
00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:37,938
To figure out what you wanted,
I had to read your diary.

419
00:19:40,378 --> 00:19:43,443
You read my diary?

420
00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:46,101
Enjoy the drive home.

421
00:19:51,054 --> 00:19:52,945
That was fun, huh?

422
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,632
You should've seen the look on your face

423
00:19:54,656 --> 00:19:55,856
when I handed you that shovel.

424
00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:59,907
So the bad stuff was all made up?

425
00:19:59,946 --> 00:20:03,080
Even the man-bear steak thief?

426
00:20:03,641 --> 00:20:06,275
No, that was the scariest thing
that's ever happened to me.

427
00:20:16,105 --> 00:20:18,745
- Hey, Lowell.
- Welcome home, lovebirds.

428
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:20,074
How'd it go with the kids?

429
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:22,955
Great. They were little angels.

430
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,216
They couldn't get enough of me.

431
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:29,997
Every time I woke up, one
of them was in my room.

432
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,591
Well, I've got a date. Better head out.

433
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:41,540
Should we have told
him what the kids did?

434
00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:44,237
I think his date will
tell him soon enough.

435
00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:50,893
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