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Dad!

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Yeah.

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Who has two thumbs and just
got her learner's permit?

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This guy.

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Oh!

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Oh! Katie...

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- Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- That's right.

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She passed her written test at the DMV

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and can now practice driving.

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The citizens of Pittsburgh
are trembling in fear.

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- They should be. I barely passed.
- Ah.

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This is gonna be so great.

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Once she gets her license,
she can run errands

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and pick up dinner and...

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I'm gonna delete Postmates
because we made our own.

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Ha.

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She's a Postkate.

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Well, h-hold on, hold on.
You forgot the best part.

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Not only can she drive our food,
she can drive our other kids.

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Your days of running
them around town are over.

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If this works, I say we have more kids.

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Hold on. I still have
to pass my road test.

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Not a problem. We Burns
have driving in our blood.

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I have waited a long
time for this, Katie.

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Come on. Let's go have some fun.

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That was the worst hour of my life.

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What happened to the mirror?

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I was looking for
something to hold onto.

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She wasn't using it anyway.

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When you invited us
over to watch the game,

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I assumed we'd be doing
it in your living room.

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Or at least a place with less spiders.

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We're out here because I'm dodging Andi.

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She wants me to take
Katie driving again,

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and I need time to recuperate.

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My ankle still hurts from
stomping on the imaginary brake.

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I'm cool with hiding. I
need to lay low anyway.

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Marcy's mad at yours truly.

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Is it because you refer to
yourself as "yours truly"?

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She says I've gotten complacent
and I don't romance her anymore.

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What does that even mean?

42
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Maybe you've gotten complacent
and don't romance her anymore.

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Oh. You know, it makes
sense when a man says it.

44
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You know,

45
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when I really want to romance a woman,

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I cook her a gourmet dinner
with my special handmade gnocchi.

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Mmm.

48
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But Marcy cooks dinner. If I cook it,

49
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there'll be two dinners.

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Adam?

51
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- Are you hiding out here?
- What, n...

52
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Your daughter is waiting
for her driving lesson.

53
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I-I would love to take
her, but I have guests.

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Can we talk outside?

55
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Yeah, yeah.

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Why not let the neighbors hear it?

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You said you wanted to
teach Kate how to drive,

58
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but now you're just avoiding her.

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Hey, Andi! If Marcy
asks, you never saw me.

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Thanks, doll.

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Katie is not ready, Andi.

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There was a left-hand
turn where we went

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all the way around in a circle.

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Like Mario Kart.

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That's why you're teaching her.

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Look, Adam, I need Kate to drive.

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I just signed Teddy up for club soccer.

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- It's an hour away. I can't do it.
- No...

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I'm sorry, but 16 is too young to drive.

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16-year-olds can't
vote, they can't drink,

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they can't see movies with boobs.

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How does it make sense that they
can drive to a movie with boobs,

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but can't go in?

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Look, if you won't get
behind the wheel with Kate,

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I'll teach her.

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I'm a better driver than you anyway.

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Now, Katie,

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I don't want what happened
last time to happen again.

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You mean all your yelling?

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I only yelled one time. It
just lasted the whole drive.

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Today, we're gonna try a point system.

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You start with a hundred points.

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If you do something
wrong, you lose points.

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When you get to zero,
we are done driving

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until the next day. Hmm?

86
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Sounds fair.

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Okay. Uhp-uhp, hold
on, hold up, hold up.

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Remember what I taught you?

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What's the first thing you do
before you start the vehicle?

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You check your...

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Text messages.

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So you're not tempted
while you're driving.

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No, no, no. No-no texting.

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Minus 20 points.

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No, you check your mirrors.

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- Got it.
- Mm.

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Cute, cute.

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Cute.

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Okay, uh, put your hands on the wheel.

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Both hands. You're not a pimp.

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That's how you do it.

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Minus 30 for being funny in the car.

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This is a serious place.

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Now put your hands at
ten and two, like a clock.

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No one uses clocks anymore.
What would it be on a phone?

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Minus 50 for not understanding clocks.

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You're out of points.

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But we didn't even leave the driveway.

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Right. I'll text the
neighbors and let them know

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it's safe to go outside.

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So, I was just talking to Kate.

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You guys have been driving
every day for two weeks

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and she thinks she's ready
for her DMV road test.

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No, she's not ready. I told you.

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Yesterday, she got out of the
car before she put it in park.

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I had to Fred Flintstone it to a stop.

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Just take her to the test.
I don't want to go back

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in the garage with the spiders.

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I squashed one and the
others are out for revenge.

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They saw me kill their friend.

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I love Katie, but I don't think
she'll ever be a good driver.

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You promised me that my days

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of running the kids
around town were over.

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But here I am,

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going to pick up Teddy at soccer,

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which is basically in Canada.

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Book the test.

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What am I gonna do?

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I don't think Katie will pass,

130
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but I'm tired of being the bad guy.

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So let the DMV be the bad guy.

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If she's not ready, no license.

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I like it.

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The state of Pennsylvania
will do my dirty work for me.

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This is why I pay taxes.

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Well, I was going to
suggest telling Kate honestly

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how you feel, but I forgot
I was with this family.

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The game started an
hour ago. Where you been?

139
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Getting yelled at by Marcy.

140
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She's still mad at you?

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No, she's mad at me again.

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I didn't pick her up
from exercise class.

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You forgot to pick up your own wife?

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I didn't forget.

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It was raining, and I had
just gotten the car washed.

146
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Oh, Donald.

147
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And now she says I'm
cut off in the bedroom

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until I learn how to be
more romantic and thoughtful.

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So you'll never have sex again.

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Can't say I'm gonna miss the stories.

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Maybe there's a way to fix this.

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Lowell, show me how to make
your magic nookie dinner.

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It's pronounced gnocchi.

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I'm not hearing the difference.

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Hi. Uh, my daughter's
here to take her road test.

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Here's my I.D.

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Adam Burns, parent/legal guardian.

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Arthur, DMV clerk/hedge fund playboy.

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Everything's in order.

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Take these forms to window
12 for your road test.

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Thanks.

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I'm kind of nervous.

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Well, I'm sure you'll do great, honey.

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And if you don't, that's the
state of Pennsylvania talking.

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Not me.

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Okay?

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All right, now go get 'em.

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Come on.

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- Uh... 
- Whoopsie-doodle.

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I'm afraid your license
expired three months ago.

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What? Okay, uh, so how do I fix that?

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I sign a form or...?

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Since you let it expire, you
have to take the written test

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before it can be renewed.

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Here's your number. Wait to be called.

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Next!

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Uh, uh, hold on, hold on.

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So, if I had caught
this before it expired,

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I wouldn't have to take the test?

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Correct. Next.

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Uh... You stay.

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Can't we just do something
with this license?

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You know, like, slap
a sticker on it or...

184
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Actually, yes, there
is something we can do.

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Thank you.

186
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Ooh. What's that? Sticker machine?

187
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,148
This is why no one likes
coming here, Arthur.

188
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Now serving number 42.

189
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Ah, finally.

190
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You made me wait a half an
hour just to talk to you again?

191
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It's not a job if you love what you do.

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The written driver's
test is on the tablet.

193
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If you get three wrong, you fail

194
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and have to wait a week to retake it.

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Not a problem.

196
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When I get the high score,
can I put my initials in?

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No.

198
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That was a joke.

199
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No, it wasn't.

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I'm just gonna take
the test now, Arthur.

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And, yes, I will be
taking the survey after.

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Uh, B. Stop sign.

203
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Uh, C. No passing zone.

204
00:09:01,614 --> 00:09:04,182
Uh, D. Emergency vehicles only.

205
00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,970
Chime city over here, Arthur.

206
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,866
I'm so good, I don't even have to look.

207
00:09:15,947 --> 00:09:17,673
Okay, I got cocky.

208
00:09:17,698 --> 00:09:19,231
Let's focus.

209
00:09:22,002 --> 00:09:23,334
Uh...

210
00:09:23,403 --> 00:09:24,869
Look, I meant to push B.

211
00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:26,604
The... my fingers are swollen.

212
00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:29,830
I-I'm retaining water
'cause I had a salty lunch.

213
00:09:30,574 --> 00:09:33,277
One more wrong answer and you fail.

214
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,426
No pressure.

215
00:09:44,524 --> 00:09:49,427
"A white painted curb indicates:
passengers and mail only."

216
00:09:49,665 --> 00:09:51,797
That's too specific. Eh...

217
00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:54,799
Service dogs only."

218
00:09:54,899 --> 00:09:56,565
Nice try, Arthur.

219
00:09:57,352 --> 00:10:01,234
So, by process of elimination,
it's freight only."

220
00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:02,663
Uh, final answer.

221
00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:04,876
Fail.

222
00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:07,135
Whoopsie-doodle.

223
00:10:08,589 --> 00:10:10,540
I passed!

224
00:10:13,532 --> 00:10:16,296
Now we can both drive.

225
00:10:19,408 --> 00:10:20,726
What happened?

226
00:10:20,979 --> 00:10:23,607
Your dad has a fun surprise for you.

227
00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:30,968
So Kate got her license

228
00:10:30,993 --> 00:10:34,294
and you lost yours.

229
00:10:37,424 --> 00:10:39,057
It isn't funny.

230
00:10:40,466 --> 00:10:42,624
I'm sorry. Can I get you a beer?

231
00:10:42,649 --> 00:10:45,650
- I would love one.
- I'm gonna need to see some I.D.

232
00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:51,022
- Where's Katie?
- Oh, she went for a drive.

233
00:10:52,936 --> 00:10:55,470
You just let her leave
in the car by herself?

234
00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:58,077
Yes, she has a license.

235
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,584
But we have no idea where she is.

236
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,420
Our daughter could be
anywhere in this city right now

237
00:11:04,445 --> 00:11:06,382
and you seem perfectly
comfortable with that.

238
00:11:06,407 --> 00:11:08,574
Because I trust her.

239
00:11:08,599 --> 00:11:11,249
And also because I put a
tracking app on her phone.

240
00:11:12,968 --> 00:11:14,671
See, look, she-she's fine.

241
00:11:14,696 --> 00:11:16,347
She's at the Whitestone Overlook.

242
00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:18,788
That's make-out point!

243
00:11:20,249 --> 00:11:21,552
Okay, Fonzie.

244
00:11:22,529 --> 00:11:24,288
People go up there for other reasons.

245
00:11:24,313 --> 00:11:27,080
Yeah, to murder teenagers
who are making out.

246
00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:30,108
I'm going up there to check on her.

247
00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:31,673
You're not allowed to drive.

248
00:11:31,698 --> 00:11:33,389
Then, uh, you take me.

249
00:11:33,414 --> 00:11:34,717
No.

250
00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:38,002
I am not gonna be
part of your craziness.

251
00:11:38,071 --> 00:11:40,671
Kate is fine. She just
wanted to go for a drive.

252
00:11:40,696 --> 00:11:42,863
That's what people do when
they get their license.

253
00:11:44,512 --> 00:11:47,223
I'm sure you'll want to do
the same when you get yours.

254
00:11:52,819 --> 00:11:54,418
Read the room, Andi.

255
00:11:57,624 --> 00:12:00,725
I did. Half the room thinks it's funny.

256
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,109
Oh, thanks for coming. I really
want to knock Marcy's socks off,

257
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,693
and hopefully, the rest of her clothes.

258
00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:10,234
Is she home?

259
00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:11,859
No, I told her to take a hike.

260
00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:14,739
And she says you don't romance her.

261
00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:16,836
Okay, here's the recipe:

262
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,617
shrimp scampi with handmade gnocchi.

263
00:12:18,642 --> 00:12:20,542
It works every time.

264
00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,752
The only downside is
I've gained six pounds

265
00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:24,628
and no longer feel comfortable naked.

266
00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:27,385
I can't do this. This is cooking.

267
00:12:27,453 --> 00:12:29,053
Lowell, you have to do it for me.

268
00:12:29,078 --> 00:12:30,498
That's not the way it works.

269
00:12:30,523 --> 00:12:32,643
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.

270
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,569
Teach a man to fish and
he eats for a lifetime.

271
00:12:35,795 --> 00:12:38,296
But I only want to eat for a day.

272
00:12:38,321 --> 00:12:39,787
Give me my fish, Lowell.

273
00:12:42,642 --> 00:12:44,068
Aha!

274
00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:45,703
Dad!

275
00:12:45,772 --> 00:12:48,330
What... what are you doing here?

276
00:12:48,355 --> 00:12:49,922
Wh-What are you doing here?

277
00:12:49,947 --> 00:12:51,881
Did you know this is make-out point?

278
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,851
All the teen moms in Pittsburgh

279
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:56,072
get their start right here.

280
00:12:57,226 --> 00:12:59,260
No, I just wanted to go for a drive.

281
00:12:59,285 --> 00:13:01,252
Well, you need to go home right now

282
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:02,822
because I'll tell you something, Katie,

283
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,312
you're not ready for this.

284
00:13:04,396 --> 00:13:05,993
- For what?
- The world.

285
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,418
You are too young and too naive.

286
00:13:08,443 --> 00:13:11,274
In fact, you're grounded.

287
00:13:12,398 --> 00:13:14,446
Why? 'Cause I passed my driver's test?

288
00:13:14,471 --> 00:13:16,463
Yes! N-No, no. It's because

289
00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:19,656
you don't understand how
dangerous the world is.

290
00:13:19,872 --> 00:13:22,198
There could be a crazy man up here.

291
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,402
I think there is.

292
00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,279
You never used to talk to me like that.

293
00:13:28,304 --> 00:13:29,964
This license has changed you.

294
00:13:31,855 --> 00:13:35,319
I'm crazy? She's crazy.
She won't listen to me.

295
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:38,586
Minus a hundred points.

296
00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:41,892
Ugh, of course.

297
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,508
- Evening, sir.
- Can I help you, Officer?

298
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:51,534
I couldn't help but notice you
leaving make-out point alone

299
00:13:51,771 --> 00:13:53,504
and old.

300
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,686
All right, no need to hurt
people's feelings here.

301
00:13:57,610 --> 00:14:00,811
We just want to keep things safe
for the kids. License, please.

302
00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:03,219
Sure. Yeah.

303
00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:11,222
Step out of the car, sir.

304
00:14:15,243 --> 00:14:17,593
Oh, good, the crazy vigilante is home.

305
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,726
A dad's got to do
what a dad's got to do.

306
00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:24,093
Sometimes you have to be the bad guy.

307
00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:26,922
Look, Kate is upstairs, very upset.

308
00:14:26,947 --> 00:14:28,624
Okay, you grounded her for no reason.

309
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:30,448
I had reasons. I had good reasons.

310
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,618
Oh, really? Like what?

311
00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:34,885
Like she's not ready.

312
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:37,018
A car lets you leave, and I'm not ready.

313
00:14:39,693 --> 00:14:40,858
Wait.

314
00:14:40,907 --> 00:14:43,596
She's not ready, or you're not ready?

315
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,020
What-Whatever.

316
00:14:45,045 --> 00:14:46,871
Somebody isn't ready, so nobody leaves.

317
00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:49,830
Nobody leaves until everybody's ready.

318
00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:55,592
Honey, do you remember when
Kate was 12, and we decided

319
00:14:55,617 --> 00:14:57,624
that she was old enough to
go to the mall by herself,

320
00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,055
so I'd drop her off with her friends

321
00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:00,846
and then secretly follow her around?

322
00:15:00,871 --> 00:15:04,204
Yeah, I remember you army
crawling through the food court.

323
00:15:04,969 --> 00:15:07,445
That was me freaking out
because I didn't think our baby

324
00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:09,347
was ready to go out
into the world alone.

325
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:10,948
Then one day,

326
00:15:11,017 --> 00:15:12,404
she caught me riding the carousel

327
00:15:12,429 --> 00:15:14,521
with a pair of
binoculars around my neck.

328
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:20,232
That's when I realized that I
was the one who wasn't ready.

329
00:15:22,069 --> 00:15:24,862
Oh, so this is your fault, I like that.

330
00:15:26,746 --> 00:15:30,311
No, I'm saying we need to be ready.

331
00:15:30,622 --> 00:15:32,965
But what if I'm not?

332
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,286
Sweetie,

333
00:15:34,311 --> 00:15:37,979
Kate was fine back
then and she's fine now.

334
00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:40,539
But I got to be honest,
you are right in the middle

335
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,509
of spoiling one of the
biggest moments of her life.

336
00:15:49,477 --> 00:15:51,088
Go ahead.

337
00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,759
You can say it.

338
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,296
- You're right.
- I know.

339
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,115
Marcy's home early. Hide.

340
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,454
- Where should I go?
- Under the table.

341
00:16:09,479 --> 00:16:11,165
I'll get her out of
the room, you take off.

342
00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:13,958
Fine, but don't forget to turn
the asparagus down to a simmer,

343
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,346
a simmer!

344
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,916
What's all this?

345
00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:25,094
I love you, baby, so I'm romancing you

346
00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:26,892
with shrimp and handmade nookie.

347
00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:30,263
This looks amazing.

348
00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:33,181
That whole time I thought
you weren't doing anything,

349
00:16:33,499 --> 00:16:35,699
you were taking cooking classes.

350
00:16:35,768 --> 00:16:37,568
Yeah, whatever you say. Let's eat.

351
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,134
Why don't we start with dessert?

352
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,311
So this really worked?

353
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:46,905
Oh, yeah, Chef.

354
00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:49,665
- Oh, Marcy.
- Oh, Don.

355
00:16:49,773 --> 00:16:51,740
C-Can this table hold us?

356
00:16:51,765 --> 00:16:53,897
- If it breaks, it breaks.
- Okay.

357
00:17:09,176 --> 00:17:10,453
Hey.

358
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,108
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm just sitting here.

359
00:17:14,712 --> 00:17:15,906
I get it.

360
00:17:16,055 --> 00:17:18,242
I did the same thing when
I first started driving.

361
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,503
That's smart. Don't let
crazy people in your car.

362
00:17:27,441 --> 00:17:30,011
I just want to say I'm sorry.

363
00:17:30,656 --> 00:17:33,090
I know what a big deal this is for you.

364
00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:40,998
You know, when I got my license,
it meant I was growing up

365
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:44,401
and it was the greatest
feeling in the world.

366
00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:48,230
But now that I'm a parent,
watching it happen to you,

367
00:17:48,889 --> 00:17:51,990
it is the scariest feeling in the world.

368
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:12,709
Go on.

369
00:18:13,319 --> 00:18:16,620
I believe you were
saying nice things to me.

370
00:18:20,526 --> 00:18:24,962
Look... you're my little girl.

371
00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:28,416
It's hard for me to accept
that you're growing up.

372
00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:33,222
As soon as I saw you behind the wheel,

373
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,360
I saw you leaving.

374
00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:40,628
That's what people do
in a car, they leave.

375
00:18:43,496 --> 00:18:45,409
Dad, you're such a marshmallow.

376
00:18:46,651 --> 00:18:50,037
I just, I wish I had more time.

377
00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,902
There's so much left to teach you.

378
00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:56,384
L-Like, when you're walking
to your car at night,

379
00:18:56,409 --> 00:18:59,261
you pepper spray first,
you ask questions later.

380
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:00,776
Okay, got it.

381
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:03,485
And-and-and if a guy
calls you after 10:00,

382
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,747
he only wants one thing.

383
00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:06,912
And if a guy calls you before 10:00,

384
00:19:07,153 --> 00:19:08,597
he's just trying to beat the other guy.

385
00:19:08,621 --> 00:19:10,788
Trust me, I have been both guys.

386
00:19:14,223 --> 00:19:16,221
I'm not leaving now.

387
00:19:16,617 --> 00:19:19,084
You don't have to
squeeze it all in tonight.

388
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,925
Okay.

389
00:19:23,436 --> 00:19:27,338
But since I got you,

390
00:19:27,719 --> 00:19:30,219
here's the most important
thing you need to know...

391
00:19:32,879 --> 00:19:34,529
I love you so much.

392
00:19:37,123 --> 00:19:39,183
I love you, too, Dad.

393
00:19:48,976 --> 00:19:52,811
So, now will you admit that
I'm an excellent driver?

394
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:57,372
I love you so much.

395
00:20:04,008 --> 00:20:08,093
Who has two thumbs and
passed his DMV test?

396
00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:10,172
This guy.

397
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,125
Never a doubt. In fact,

398
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:16,916
I made you a special
dinner to celebrate.

399
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,584
Shrimp scampi and handmade gnocchi.

400
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,585
Ooh.

401
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,867
Yeah. I got the recipe from Lowell.

402
00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,680
Oh, that looks delicious,

403
00:20:25,743 --> 00:20:28,678
but how about if we start with dessert?

404
00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:32,670
Not again! Fool me once!

405
00:20:33,513 --> 00:20:37,513
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