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It says here there's a
supervolcano in Yellowstone

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that's gonna explode
and destroy the world.

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Yeah?

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So, yes, I will have another beer.

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Who's that?

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We're everybody you know.

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You know who's not gonna knock
before they come into your house?

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Supervolcano.

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Adam.

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Alice.

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Yeah.

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Look, guys, it's my mother-in-law

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at my door with no warning.

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I just wanted a nice
visit with my family.

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- Ah.
- Where's Andi?

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Uh, she's out buying new towels.

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Yeah, she asked if I
wanted to go with her,

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and now I regret saying no.

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Oh.

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Oh, Adam, I love your little jokes.

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I'm gonna go upstairs
and surprise the kids.

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Okay.

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Hey, Don.

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Hello, little man I don't know.

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Where's your supervolcano
when I need it?

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- The nuts are better.
- Oh, good, you found my brownies.

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I was saving those.

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Where's Alice?

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Upstairs unpacking.

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She's really making herself comfortable.

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She already turned the
thermostat up to 80.

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Andi is not gonna like this surprise.

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Well, what's the big
deal? Alice seems nice.

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Uh, she is, but she makes Andi crazy.

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And instead of telling her
mom she makes her crazy,

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Andi puts me in the middle.

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And I have to take it,

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because of one promise I
made in a church 20 years ago.

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Andi's home. I better
go warn her outside,

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away from anything breakable.

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Hey, honey.

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I got the towels. Oh, and I picked up

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Teddy's new baseball bat.Ooh.

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Let me hold that for you.

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And can I just say

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that you look beautiful

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and I will love you
until the end of time.

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What happened and how
upset am I going to be?

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Good, your mind is prepared
for something horrible.

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Your mom is here.

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- What?
- Mm-hmm.

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But we're not ready. I
mean, I-I haven't steamed

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or cleaned or washed or prepped.

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It looks like our
regular house in there.

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Smart to get rid of the bat, huh?

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A volcano's bad enough,

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but a supervolcano will
take your head right off.

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Hi, Mom.

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Oh, there she is.

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Oh, Don was just telling
me how we're all gonna die.

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Ah.

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Ah, this is such a surprise.

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You're here.

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Without calling or texting or
any of the things people do.

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Where's Dad?

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Oh, he's having a staycation
with George and Fred.

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Those are our Yorkies.

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We gave them human names
so it wouldn't be weird

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when they sit and eat at the table.

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Now, u-uh, Mom, b-before
you say anything,

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o-our house is usually much neater.

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Oh, it looks fine.

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Yeah, sure.

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Um... let's go into
the living room, huh?

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Where the couch pillows
better be fluffed.

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They might be.

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I never know what you
mean when you say that.

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He knows what a fluffy pillow is, Mom.

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You can't listen to
him. He's on the beer.

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Hey.

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I'm "on the beer"?

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I made $300 last year
recycling your wine bottles.

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Look, I'm sorry. I-I know
you didn't do anything wrong.

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It's just, you know,when my mom is here,

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I have to be perfect.

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Hey, hey. Remember when
your mom wasn't here?

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That was great, right?

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I just don't want to disappoint her.

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You know, it's like I'm ten years old.

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Why can't you just tell your mom

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that you don't feel like you
can be yourself around her?

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I-I think she needs to hear that.

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You're right. She
does need to hear that.

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Finally.

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But with one small adjustment.

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You see, I think

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that she needs to hear it from you.

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Wha... No.

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No. You're always
putting me in the middle.

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Yeah, yeah. You're my buffer.

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My big, buff buffer.

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Yeah, but I don't like it.

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You know? We're barely
over last Thanksgiving,

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when you made me tell her
that her cranberry salad

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looked like a raccoon that
swallowed a firecracker.

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Come on. Once more for me?

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One last job.

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You know, in the movies,

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they always get killed
on that one last job.

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I-It... It'll be great. It'll be great.

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After dinner, I'll go to
bed and you can talk to her.

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And then, when I wake up, all
the bad stuff will be over.

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Just like surgery.

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Fine. I'll talk to her.

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But I'm gonna be on
the beer when I do it.

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Okay.

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Hey.

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Kids are all tucked in.

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- Where's Andi?
- Uh, already in bed. Yeah.

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Somehow I got you all to myself.

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But, um,

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it's good, because, uh, I need
to talk to you about something,

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and it's a little delicate.

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Okay. Before we get to that,

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I have to tell you something,
and it's-it's pretty personal.

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That sounds like an
anybody-but-me situation.

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Oh, but you know that
I love you like a son.

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And you've been so wonderful to me

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from the first moment that we met.

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Oh, I-I think you misunderstood.

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I was just trying to
sleep with your daughter.

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Adam, you're so funny.

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But the thing is, I've
left Andi's father.

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What?

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Yeah. Oh, no,it's okay, it's okay.

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Oh, Frank and I have known
this was coming for a long time.

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But last Thursday Frank sneezed
too loud and I just had it.

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Oh, Alice, I'm sorry.

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Oh, d... no, don't be.

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I am rediscovering who I am.

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I mean, who knows, I might be a vegan.

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I might be a Democrat
or I might be a lesbian.

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Wow.

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Well, it's nice to have options.

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Yeah. I do have one
favor to ask you, though.

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Yeah, sure, anything, anything.

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Well, uh, Andi's gonna
need to hear the news.

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- That'll be tough.
- Yeah.

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Which is why I'd like
her to hear it from you.

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That puts me in the middle.

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You're gonna do a super job.

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And I'll take the kids
to the zoo tomorrow.

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And when I get back, all
the messiness will be over.

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It's just like surgery.

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You scared me.

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Oh, good, good. Your mind is prepared

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for something horrible again.

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Oh, did the talk with
my mom not go well?

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Well... there were some
complications during surgery.

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She told me some tough news.

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Oh, my God. Did something
happen to the Yorkies?

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Kind of.

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Their parents split up.

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Listen, I am here for you.

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Whatever you need, you just tell me.

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'Cause you know I won't know on my own.

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Yeah.

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God, my poor dad.

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Yeah, well, the good news
is, I called to check on him.

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He's doing great.

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He's gonna open a topless car wash

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called Put 'Em on the Glass.

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Yeah, he's been talking
about that for years.

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Oh. Well, that makes sense.

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Yeah, you don't come up with a
clever name like that overnight.

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I just... I never saw this coming,

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but I... although I
don't know why I would.

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She never tells me anything.
She didn't even tell me this.

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She made you do it.

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And I don't appreciate her
making you tell me things.

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You should go tell her that.

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What? That puts me in the middle again.

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Adam, 20 years ago, you
made a promise to me...

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In a church. I remember.

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I should've read the fine print.

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You know what would solve everything?

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Is if your mom wasn't here.

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Oh, I can't kick her out now.
She'll think I'm upset with her.

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You are upset with her.

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That's why she can't
know. That's how we do it.

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That's ridiculous.

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But what I'm hearing is,

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if you two can talk
things out, she can go?

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- Uh...
- I like it.

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I like it. Now that there's
a little cheese in the trap,

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I'm interested.

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Ah. Good morning.

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Hi, Mom.

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You told her already?
But I'm still here.

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The damn zoo doesn't open till 10:00.

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Oh...

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Okay. Okay, okay, okay, no more of this.

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I-I'm done being the middleman.

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Okay? You two need to talk to
each other like grown women,

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not like a ten-year-old and her mother.

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How are we supposed to
magically be able to do that?

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I don't know. With alcohol.

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Go... go out,

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get drunk, say a bunch of
things you can't take back.

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Act like a family, for God's sakes.

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So, Frank and Alice are
calling it a day, huh?

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Phew. Talk about dropping out
of the marathon at mile 25.

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Well, it's sad they're breaking up,

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but Frank's got a winner
with that car wash.

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I mean, it's hard to
compete with soapy hooters.

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Well, now I'm stuck in a house

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with two women who can't communicate.

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So I'm sending them to a
bar to see if some cocktails

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will help them open up to each other.

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I don't need drinks to tell the truth.

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I'll be honest anywhere, anytime.

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You look tired. See?

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If I'm honest, you could
be a little less honest.

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Without Frank around,

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I'll bet Alice is gonna try to
take over as favorite grandma.

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I got cocky because I was local, but now

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I got to step up my game.

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I'm hungry.

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I'm on it.

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How about ice cream for dinner, hmm?

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Grandma Alice makes you
eat vegetables. What a dud.

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Hey, Alice.

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Hey, what's happening up here?

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Looks like you had some work done.

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Oh, thanks, Don.

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No, since, since I'm
back in the dating game,

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I watched a video about
how to do a smoky eye.

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Been there.

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Hey, Alice, you, uh,
you ready for tonight?

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Just have a real conversation with Andi.

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Talk about what you're going through.

242
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Well, it's been emotional...

243
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Not to me, to Andi.

244
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You did it again, there.

245
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Oh, Joe's here.

246
00:11:09,574 --> 00:11:12,359
Let's see if your mother-in-law
can still make the dogs bark.

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She's a grandmother.

248
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Why can't she just bake some cookies?

249
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God, Joe, look at you.

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The older you get, the
more distinguished you look.

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Oh, that's what they tell me.

252
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Well, I'm glad I found you,

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'cause I need a little help.

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Hmm?

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- Zip me up, would you?
- Oh.

256
00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:34,976
What the hell am I looking at?

257
00:11:36,975 --> 00:11:39,089
What the hell am I looking at?

258
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,178
I'm zipping it up, not down, Bev.

259
00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:43,248
You haven't zipped me up since the '60s.

260
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,616
You tell me to hook it
with a back scratcher.

261
00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:48,286
We're leaving, Joe.

262
00:11:48,311 --> 00:11:50,441
We'll talk about this when we get home.

263
00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:52,513
I can't help it, it's these khakis.

264
00:11:52,538 --> 00:11:54,322
Tight in all the right places.

265
00:11:57,158 --> 00:11:58,725
Okay. I'm ready.

266
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,100
There's my girl.

267
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:01,724
Okay, you got this, babe, all right?

268
00:12:01,749 --> 00:12:04,200
You get a little tipsy,talk things out,

269
00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,678
and then it's adios, Alice.

270
00:12:05,703 --> 00:12:08,304
Huh? It's gonna be great.
Especially that last part.

271
00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:10,731
Okay, come on, Alice.
Put your game face on.

272
00:12:10,756 --> 00:12:11,888
We are walking.

273
00:12:11,913 --> 00:12:13,477
Hustle.Hustle, hustle, hustle.

274
00:12:13,502 --> 00:12:14,508
- Okay.
- Hustle, hustle.

275
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,537
Okay. All right. Hey, hey.

276
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,564
Just have a real conversation with her.

277
00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:21,002
Okay, well, don't get your hopes up.

278
00:12:21,026 --> 00:12:21,869
We don't have those.

279
00:12:21,894 --> 00:12:23,960
That's the spirit. Off you go.

280
00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:26,463
Dad?

281
00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:28,393
We heard about Nana and Pop-Pop.

282
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:29,418
Is everything okay?

283
00:12:29,494 --> 00:12:31,017
Oh. Uh, listen,

284
00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:32,533
I don't want you guys to worry

285
00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:34,358
because your grandparents
split up, all right?

286
00:12:34,407 --> 00:12:35,669
Yeah,your dad's right.

287
00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:37,558
There's a supervolcano under Yellowstone

288
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,585
that's gonna make this
the least of your problems.

289
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,239
- There they are.
- Hi.

290
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,336
How'd it go?

291
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,646
Oh. It was so beautiful.

292
00:12:54,671 --> 00:12:57,142
Oh, I thought this might work.

293
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,822
Therapy's great, but liquor's quicker.

294
00:13:00,209 --> 00:13:02,896
I mean, for the first time,
we could just be ourselves.

295
00:13:02,921 --> 00:13:04,759
- It's the most open we've ever been.
- Yeah.

296
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,916
I think I was so closed off before

297
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,397
because I had to be
perfect to convince myself

298
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,528
that I was happy.

299
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,972
Oh, yeah, I don't need the details.

300
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,489
I was just looking for
thumbs up, thumbs down.

301
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,514
Ooh. And guess what.

302
00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:18,903
Our Uber driver asked
my mom for her number.

303
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,217
Ah.

304
00:13:20,242 --> 00:13:21,873
Yeah, but he seemed
like a gentleman, right?

305
00:13:21,897 --> 00:13:23,881
- He always used his turn signal.
- Yeah.

306
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,066
Well, good for you.

307
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,808
Ah... and now that things
are resolved between you two,

308
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,766
you can go start your new life.

309
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,291
And where better to
do that than not here?

310
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,815
She's not going anywhere.

311
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,642
Like, we've just started to bond.

312
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,861
As-as far as I'm concerned,
she could stay here forever.

313
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,429
- Oh...
- Forever?

314
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,647
What...?

315
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,954
How can she stay
forever if she's leaving?

316
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,869
That doesn't make sense.

317
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:51,774
I'm just happy that my daughter
wants me around forever.

318
00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:53,032
Aw...

319
00:13:53,057 --> 00:13:55,138
Thanks for making us talk, Adam.

320
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,879
You know, you did this.

321
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,497
Aw, you don't have to rub it in.

322
00:14:03,396 --> 00:14:04,982
Listen, we need to talk about

323
00:14:05,007 --> 00:14:07,466
how long your mom's gonna
be staying with us, because

324
00:14:07,491 --> 00:14:09,493
the answer to that can't be "forever."

325
00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:12,974
Sure, baby.

326
00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:14,743
Why don't you come chat
about it under the covers?

327
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:17,890
What? No, no,
no-no-no-no,this is serious.

328
00:14:17,915 --> 00:14:19,264
- Your mom is...
- Blah,

329
00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:21,383
- blah, blah, take your shirt off.
- What? No, wait.

330
00:14:21,408 --> 00:14:24,945
Honey, honey. We have
important things to discuss.

331
00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:27,364
But I'm feeling so good.

332
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,609
I am not a machine.

333
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:34,047
Okay, you can't just turn me on.

334
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:42,387
- Okay, we'll talk tomorrow.
- Ooh!

335
00:14:44,276 --> 00:14:47,236
Forever. That was the
exact word she used.

336
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,525
So, just get Andi to ask Alice to leave.

337
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,943
I tried that.

338
00:14:52,038 --> 00:14:54,432
But she bewitched me with sex.

339
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,025
Wives will do that.

340
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,200
That's why I don't have a snowmobile.

341
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,810
Or a say in anything.

342
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,169
I don't know what to do.

343
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:05,053
My wife is happy, but I'm
living with my mother-in-law.

344
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:08,210
It's crazy. I got lonely
Uber drivers circling my house

345
00:15:08,235 --> 00:15:09,715
like it's the airport.

346
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,719
So, the question is,

347
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:16,759
whose happiness is more
important, yours or Andi's?

348
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:20,751
Why did you ask it like
that? Are you wearing a wire?

349
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:24,594
I got the solution to this.

350
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,838
Does it involve a supervolcano?

351
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:30,581
No. But now I need a minute.

352
00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:34,450
You know, Mom,

353
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,346
this week has been so fun.

354
00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,087
You know, we're so comfortable
around each other now,

355
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,416
we can shop for bras.

356
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,611
I mean, before this, I don't even think

357
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,897
I could say "bra" to you.

358
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,422
Hey, do you like this one?

359
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,767
Uh... that's too complicated to unhook.

360
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:51,533
I'm gonna be dating men in
the early stages of arthritis,

361
00:15:51,558 --> 00:15:53,212
I want to make it easy on them.

362
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:03,440
Oh. Wow, uh, maybe you
should pick your own bra.

363
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:05,698
This is what friends do.

364
00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:07,838
Oh, and I have to tell you,

365
00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:11,120
I am loving this sexual freedom.

366
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:16,096
See, now, your dad,he wanted
his wife to be this bra.

367
00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:18,169
But I wanted to be this bra.

368
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,536
I mean, you know, come
on,let's try some stuff, Frank.

369
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:23,584
Pull my hair once in a while.

370
00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:27,779
Okay.

371
00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:29,053
So, for my wife's happiness,

372
00:16:29,078 --> 00:16:30,360
I am just going to accept the fact

373
00:16:30,384 --> 00:16:32,488
that my mother-in-law lives with us.

374
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,906
I'm gonna be a better
person. I'm gonna be that guy.

375
00:16:35,317 --> 00:16:37,420
That guy sleeps in the garage.

376
00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:40,173
Eventually with the car running.

377
00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:44,003
Don does paint a bleak picture.

378
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,950
But...

379
00:16:45,975 --> 00:16:49,283
But nothing, I just thought he
did a nice job describing it.

380
00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:54,491
My mom's got to go.

381
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,784
Oh, thank God. I was trying
to be a better person,

382
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,340
but it just doesn't feel like me.

383
00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:01,398
What changed your mind?

384
00:17:01,423 --> 00:17:04,184
Well, like, I'm glad that
my mom and I are more open.

385
00:17:04,209 --> 00:17:06,543
But now it's too open.

386
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,387
I-I-If she leaves, maybe we can
just slow this whole thing down.

387
00:17:11,412 --> 00:17:13,238
"If she leaves." I like
where you're going with this.

388
00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:14,519
What do you need from me?

389
00:17:14,544 --> 00:17:15,605
Help me get rid of her.

390
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,856
But without making her feel
like we're getting rid of her.

391
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,142
Okay. All right.

392
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,125
Using underhanded means
to get what I want.

393
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,455
Now this feels like me.

394
00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:30,189
Okay, Mom. Per your request,
I made you a flirtini.

395
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:34,731
So, here's to your
sexual awakening, I guess.

396
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,485
Thanks, honey. That's very woke of you.

397
00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:39,735
I've been on the Internet.

398
00:17:43,857 --> 00:17:44,740
Hey.

399
00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:46,241
Thanks for coming. You ready to do this?

400
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,964
It'll be easy. I'll let
the khakis do the talking.

401
00:17:50,818 --> 00:17:53,068
Oh. Hi, Joe.

402
00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:55,037
Ah, there she is.

403
00:17:55,062 --> 00:17:57,920
The soft spring night
can only be enhanced

404
00:17:57,945 --> 00:17:59,642
by a beautiful woman.

405
00:18:01,108 --> 00:18:03,044
Alice, let's dance.

406
00:18:03,069 --> 00:18:06,146
Since that night I zipped you,
I've been dying to dip you.

407
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,435
But, Joe, you're married to Bev.

408
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,138
And you used to be married to Frank.

409
00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:12,830
We're halfway there.

410
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,208
I knew when I saw your
Old Spice on the counter,

411
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:20,621
you were up to no good.

412
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,901
And you...you get your hands off my man.

413
00:18:24,926 --> 00:18:26,264
It's not what it looks like.

414
00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:28,451
It is if it looks like love.

415
00:18:29,323 --> 00:18:32,394
Joe, come on, stop it. No, Bev, Bev,

416
00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:34,421
I didn't mean for any of this to happen.

417
00:18:34,649 --> 00:18:38,098
I-I think it's my new bra.
It unleashed something.

418
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,794
Touch my husband again
and I'll unleash something.

419
00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:42,755
Ma, easy, Ma, easy.

420
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,172
- Get off me.
- Easy.

421
00:18:46,077 --> 00:18:47,833
Mom, may-maybe you
should head upstairs.

422
00:18:47,858 --> 00:18:49,350
I don't know how long he can hold her.

423
00:18:49,374 --> 00:18:51,490
Honey, I don't know if
upstairs is far enough.

424
00:18:51,515 --> 00:18:52,904
Where else could she go?

425
00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:55,258
I don't know. No one
in this family's safe

426
00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:57,849
with her kind of raw sexuality around.

427
00:18:57,874 --> 00:18:59,610
A cougar needs to hunt.

428
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,228
You know, maybe it is
time for me to leave

429
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:04,397
and start my new life.

430
00:19:04,422 --> 00:19:06,777
W... O-Only if it's right for you.

431
00:19:06,802 --> 00:19:09,196
Yeah, well, maybe I could
take a trip to Italy.

432
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,535
The land of olive oil and hairy men.

433
00:19:13,395 --> 00:19:14,919
Tell your story walking.

434
00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:18,457
And if I see you around here again,

435
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,058
I'll give you a smoky eye

436
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,868
without the makeup.

437
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,213
Mom.

438
00:19:25,238 --> 00:19:27,655
You were terrifying.Great performance.

439
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,940
What are you talking about?

440
00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:32,018
What? Wh-Why don't you
know what I'm talking about?

441
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,168
Bev, there you are. I've
been looking all over for you.

442
00:19:35,192 --> 00:19:37,195
- I didn't get to tell her about the plan.
- Ugh, no...

443
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,393
What plan?

444
00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:40,943
Dad was just faking it
to get Alice to leave.

445
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,965
Ah? Oh!

446
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,206
I'm sorry, Joe.

447
00:19:46,231 --> 00:19:49,018
I wish I'd known. I
wouldn't have held back.

448
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,401
That was holding back?

449
00:19:51,426 --> 00:19:53,428
Yeah. My mom can beat up your mom.

450
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,671
- Bye, Mom.
- Bye, Alice.

451
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,037
Close the door.

452
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,354
Have fun in Italy.

453
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,206
Close the door!

454
00:20:10,065 --> 00:20:12,733
Honey. Do you understand
what just happened?

455
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:15,276
Yeah. You closed the door so
your mom can't get back in.

456
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,308
No.

457
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:17,924
No.

458
00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:19,863
Our whole relationship has changed.

459
00:20:19,888 --> 00:20:22,238
I can finally be myself around her.

460
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,887
Of course, I'll have to get used
to her being herself around me,

461
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:27,001
but it's a big step forward.

462
00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:29,421
And it's all thanks to you.

463
00:20:29,446 --> 00:20:31,841
- Aw, well, I'm happy for you.
- Hmm.

464
00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:33,654
Hey. You know how we should celebrate?

465
00:20:33,679 --> 00:20:36,646
Do, do, do that thing where
you unbutton my buttons.

466
00:20:39,181 --> 00:20:40,225
Hmm.

467
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,398
Honey...it's been a crazy week.

468
00:20:43,423 --> 00:20:44,555
Let's just watch TV.

469
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,554
I miss your mom.

470
00:20:52,077 --> 00:20:57,077
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