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Okay, Lowell, since this is
your first foreclosure auction,

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I need to go over a few rules.

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The most important thing
to remember here is:

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don't raise your hands,

5
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or they'll think you're bidding.

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Keep them at your side the whole time.

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Got it, hands at my side.

8
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Just like sex.

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Okay, bad news.

10
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They're out of breakfast tacos.

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I saw you wolf down
three by the trash can.

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That's why they ran out.

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So, this next house looks
perfect for us to flip.

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It has a great yard and a bay window.

15
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What? No, Don,

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I picked the house we're
bidding on a week ago.

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But I want this house.

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Well, I want a taco.

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Life's full of disappointments.

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Okay, guys.

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We're back. Next up, lot 48.

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- This is the one.
- No, it's not.

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We'll start the bidding off at 35.

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How about $35,000 right here?

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Hit me.

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35 to the tall guy in
the back of the room...

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What are you doing?

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I'm buying a house.

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The lady here's our
next top bidder at 36!

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Hit me.

31
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37 to the tall guy! How about 38?

32
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You say that again, and
I will... I will hit you.

33
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This is not the house we're buying, Don.

34
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38 to the lady. How about 39?

35
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Okay, good, she outbid
you. Now give me the paddle.

36
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Give it to me right now.

37
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- Fine.
- Thank you.

38
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Hit me.

39
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Ma'am?

40
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Sold to the tall guy
and his little buddy!

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Bev, this is fun!

42
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I never get one-on-one
time with my mother-in-law.

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Well, I just wanted to let
you know that... I know.

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Ah, you're gonna have
to be more specific.

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I have a lot of secrets.

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About my birthday.

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I mean, I haven't heard about any plans,

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so it's obviously a surprise party.

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Well, yeah, obviously.

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And the only one thoughtful
enough to plan that for me

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is my favorite person.

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You.

53
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I'm... your favorite person?

54
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And you know we have a special bond.

55
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I've always felt it.

56
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I just, I wasn't sure you did.

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I definitely do.

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- I always have time for you.
- Aw.

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I got to run.

60
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But thank you, and I
know you'll do great.

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Oh, I am gonna throw the best party ever

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for the lady who likes me the best.

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Hey, Bev?

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How old are you gonna be?

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That's not the way to start.

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I know you guys are in
the middle of a fight,

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but thanks for stopping
at the mini-mart.

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They don't let you add Mountain
Dew at the one by my house.

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What were you thinking?

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I should have a say
in which house we pick.

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Last week when I showed
you the house I wanted,

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you didn't have any thoughts.

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I didn't have any thoughts then.

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I can't control when thoughts happen.

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Only Jesus can do that.

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You know what would cheer you up?

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A little slushy.

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I get a vote. I'm a partner.

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Okay, you're right.

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That's fair.

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Oh!

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Oh, no.

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Don, here's a napkin.

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No, don't help him, Lowell.

85
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Let it be cold.

86
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Hey, I'm throwing your
mom a birthday party.

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Why?

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Because she told me to.

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But...

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I just need something
to push it over the top.

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So, do you have any interest

92
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in being part of a
barbershop quartet with me?

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I've had a rough morning, Andi.

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I can't even pretend to
think that's a good idea.

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What happened at that auction?

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Did you get a lap dance from a Smurf?

97
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Don bought a house we didn't agree on,

98
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so he got a slushy in his lap.

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That's right, I cold-crotched him.

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Don's house doesn't look bad.

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It's got a cute bay window.

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Thank you, Andi.

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He wouldn't even consider it.

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He thinks he gets to
pick all the houses.

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We've been doing it like that ever since

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we started flipping houses.

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We have a system.

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Well, I think your system stinks.

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Since when?

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Since I've been going to therapy.

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Dr. Felicia thinks I
should be more assertive.

112
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And if you don't like that,

113
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then I'd be happy to assert
my foot into your butt.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, I'd fight you right now,

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but I don't want to get that blue
stuff on my nice auction shirt.

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Come on, you don't get it, man.

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I'm trying to work on myself.

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If you want to work on
yourself, do it in the bathroom

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when your wife's not
home like the rest of us!

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- Hey, Joe.
- Hey.

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Do you mind if I, uh, if I
look at your wedding album?

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I want to recreate the cake
for Bev's birthday party.

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Oh, and I'm throwing it because

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I'm her favorite person in the world.

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Sorry you had to hear that from me.

127
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So you're really trying
to impress her, huh?

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- Oh, I am gonna knock her socks off.
- Yeah.

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She doesn't get impressed.

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Sorry you had to hear that from me.

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Look, I know that she
has high standards, but

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I bet with your help I could nail it.

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Not interested.

134
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But the party needs to be perfect

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or she'll be disappointed.

136
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Yeah, in you. If I try to help,

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she'll be disappointed in both of us.

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You're in the shark's mouth.

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I'm still swimming.

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- Hey.
- Hey, honey.

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I just spent the last two
hours at the party store

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picking the perfect color
scheme for your mom's birthday.

143
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Well, anything but
red, and she'll be fine.

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Ah, it'll be okay.

145
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We'll just get her drunk.

146
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Have you talked to Don yet?

147
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Nope. And I don't plan on it.

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He didn't respect the system.

149
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What system? It's two guys in a truck

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throwing slushies at each other.

151
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Look, honey, this company
is my responsibility.

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It supports our family, Don's family,

153
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Lowell's ex-wife and her new family.

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It's a lot of pressure.

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Heavy is the head that
wears the crown, Andi.

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Look, I-I agree with you, okay?

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He was way out of
line to buy that house.

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Thank you.

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But you have to work together.

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So, be the mature one

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and just apologize for
not listening to his idea.

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Apologize?

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He owes me an apology.

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And I am not letting
this go until I get one.

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- Adam...
- What, no, you know, everyone

166
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feels sorry for him because
he has those big, sad eyes.

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Well, my eyes may be small and beady,

168
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but there is love behind them!

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So, how do you plan on
resolving things with Adam?

170
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It's simple... he's gonna apologize.

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Wow.

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That's right, baby.

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It's the new me.

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Same great body, new great attitude.

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Look at him go.

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Is this a fold-out couch?

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If so, I'm gonna have to ask you

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to leave the room for
ten minutes, Doctor.

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Make it five.

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Hi, Teddy... oh, no.

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You got to start calling
me before parties.

182
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Look, I know you're mad,

183
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but you did invite Don
to the party, right?

184
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I invited Marcy.

185
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If she wants to bring her pet Sasquatch,

186
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that's up to her.

187
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Okay, that's the last one.

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- It was a really good one...
- Yeah.

189
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- It's good, right?
- But it's the last one!

190
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I think you look good.

191
00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,227
I'm surprised Baby Gap had your size.

192
00:08:00,896 --> 00:08:01,995
Shows what you know.

193
00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,560
I got this at grown-up Gap.

194
00:08:06,373 --> 00:08:07,668
So, did you talk to Don yet?

195
00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,903
I'm not talking to him
until he apologizes.

196
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Don't make me choose sides.

197
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I pick you.

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Good.

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00:08:18,037 --> 00:08:19,473
Hello, Don.

200
00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:20,581
Hello, Adam.

201
00:08:20,649 --> 00:08:22,616
You have something to say to me?

202
00:08:22,685 --> 00:08:24,017
You have something to say to me?

203
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Yes.

204
00:08:25,488 --> 00:08:27,496
But my thing is "I accept your apology."

205
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And I can't say it
until you say your thing.

206
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Okay, hey!

207
00:08:32,005 --> 00:08:34,261
Hey, you two need to get it together.

208
00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:35,373
Okay, this is your mother's birthday.

209
00:08:35,397 --> 00:08:36,530
It is not about you.

210
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It's about me.

211
00:08:40,002 --> 00:08:42,602
Look alive, everyone, she's inbound!

212
00:08:45,552 --> 00:08:48,909
Why is Teddy dressed like
Lowell's ventriloquist dummy?

213
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Surprise!

214
00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,785
Oh, my lands. A surprise
party just for me?

215
00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:58,418
I did not expect this.

216
00:09:00,485 --> 00:09:02,914
Joe, do you see her socks?

217
00:09:02,939 --> 00:09:05,225
I don't. I think they
may have been knocked off.

218
00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:08,860
Andi, everything looks beautiful.

219
00:09:08,885 --> 00:09:10,397
Aw, thank you, Bev.

220
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:11,832
And it was so smart of you

221
00:09:11,901 --> 00:09:13,967
to save money by not buying flowers.

222
00:09:16,353 --> 00:09:18,505
And away we go.

223
00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:21,752
Looks like she had a
second pair of socks on.

224
00:09:24,299 --> 00:09:26,146
Here you go, Marcy, have a shrimp.

225
00:09:26,215 --> 00:09:28,248
Thank you.

226
00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,117
All right, here's one for you, too.

227
00:09:34,599 --> 00:09:36,967
Okay, everyone, you'll
want to gather round.

228
00:09:36,992 --> 00:09:38,757
This is gonna be pretty magical.

229
00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:40,093
Bev?

230
00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,912
I had Sweet Treats bakery

231
00:09:42,937 --> 00:09:46,433
recreate the cake from your wedding.

232
00:09:46,765 --> 00:09:48,602
Thank you.

233
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,170
I've never tried Sweet Treats.

234
00:09:50,195 --> 00:09:52,395
I've always just gone
to my favorite bakery.

235
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Sorry, honey, looks like you
brought a cake to a gunfight.

236
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86 the cake, kids.

237
00:10:00,439 --> 00:10:01,472
86, go, go, go.

238
00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:03,383
This is exciting.

239
00:10:03,452 --> 00:10:04,885
What next, Andi?

240
00:10:04,954 --> 00:10:06,320
Okay.

241
00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,833
I am dying here. Y-You
got to give a toast.

242
00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:11,216
I'm not in the mood.

243
00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:13,126
Everyone, Adam would
like to say a few words.

244
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,294
- Go, go, go.
- All right.

245
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,596
All right! All right.

246
00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:20,801
I would like to talk about
the reason we're all here.

247
00:10:21,171 --> 00:10:22,419
Bev Burns

248
00:10:22,562 --> 00:10:24,304
is a wonderful woman.

249
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:28,418
She is dependable, trustworthy, loyal.

250
00:10:28,808 --> 00:10:32,153
I guess you could say she
is the opposite of Don.

251
00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:36,737
I'd also like to make a toast.

252
00:10:38,395 --> 00:10:39,753
To Beverly Burns,

253
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:43,801
a woman so perfect, her only
mistake was having a second son.

254
00:10:46,238 --> 00:10:49,296
Objection. I would like
to make a rebuttal toast.

255
00:10:49,365 --> 00:10:51,298
Okay. No more toasts.

256
00:10:51,367 --> 00:10:53,932
It's okay, Andi. I-I
think they're just upset

257
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,067
because of all the red plates.

258
00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:56,423
It's an angry color.

259
00:10:58,882 --> 00:11:00,155
You know what?

260
00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:02,810
Burns Brothers Construction
will not be flipping that house.

261
00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:05,145
We will sell it at a loss and move on.

262
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:06,847
I'll do it on my own, then.

263
00:11:06,872 --> 00:11:08,912
Ha! I don't know how you're
gonna do it without me,

264
00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:11,022
since I hire all the
subs and do the budgets.

265
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:14,154
Oh. Actually, I do the budget.

266
00:11:14,527 --> 00:11:16,527
Not now, Tall Teddy!

267
00:11:20,905 --> 00:11:22,329
You owe me an apology.

268
00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:23,408
- You want an apology? 
- Mm-hmm.

269
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,636
Oh, here he goes.

270
00:11:24,661 --> 00:11:25,994
Bring the thunder, baby.

271
00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:29,603
Okay, here's your apology.

272
00:11:29,628 --> 00:11:32,262
I'm sorry I ever
worked with you. I quit.

273
00:11:33,204 --> 00:11:34,261
You're quitting?

274
00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:36,643
The family business we
started 20 years ago.

275
00:11:36,712 --> 00:11:37,844
You're gonna quit that?

276
00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:39,197
Yeah, what's the matter?

277
00:11:39,222 --> 00:11:40,748
You didn't hear me over the thunder?

278
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,387
♪ Happy birthday... ♪

279
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,256
It's over, honey.

280
00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,359
Y-You have to do something.
You can't just let him quit.

281
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,158
It's not a problem. No.

282
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,895
I'll just hire someone
else to eat all the tacos.

283
00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:06,729
Why did you quit?

284
00:12:06,754 --> 00:12:08,333
You told me to bring the thunder.

285
00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:13,338
I just meant talk
louder, like-like thunder.

286
00:12:14,575 --> 00:12:16,558
Don, you can't quit.

287
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,744
Lowell, don't talk to
him. Come over here.

288
00:12:20,144 --> 00:12:22,214
Don't go to him, come to me.

289
00:12:22,269 --> 00:12:24,249
I have candy.

290
00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:27,706
What kind? No.

291
00:12:29,224 --> 00:12:31,157
I feel like a kid stuck in the middle,

292
00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:33,331
and it's worse because
I'm dressed like one.

293
00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:36,574
All right, that's it.

294
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:39,492
I was trying to hold my
tongue about this party.

295
00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:41,210
You were?

296
00:12:43,317 --> 00:12:47,346
But now my birthday
will always be the day

297
00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:49,471
my boys' relationship ended.

298
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,793
I guess that's what I
got instead of flowers.

299
00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:57,245
Okay. I-I used the flower budget

300
00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:59,760
to recreate a wedding
cake from the '60s.

301
00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:02,387
Does no one see that?

302
00:13:02,456 --> 00:13:03,922
Come on, Joe.

303
00:13:03,947 --> 00:13:05,346
Oh, goodie.

304
00:13:05,545 --> 00:13:07,311
Look who gets to drive her home.

305
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:14,999
What are you doing out here?

306
00:13:15,993 --> 00:13:18,326
Can't sleep 'cause
you're upset about Don?

307
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,315
What... I'm not, I'm not upset.

308
00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:25,209
I'm working on the lawn
mower. Needed a rebuild.

309
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,643
At 3:00 in the morning?

310
00:13:29,303 --> 00:13:32,304
I like to do it when
the grass is sleeping.

311
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,141
Honey, look, it's okay
to be emotional. Okay?

312
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,126
I mean, you didn't just
lose your business partner,

313
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:41,259
you lost your best friend.

314
00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:42,971
Okay, he can't be my best friend

315
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,663
because a best friend
wouldn't quit on me.

316
00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:49,009
Honey, h-here's the thing. Okay?

317
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,647
He doesn't like the way things
have been, so you have a choice.

318
00:13:51,672 --> 00:13:54,650
Would you rather be alone
and make all the decisions,

319
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:57,673
or have your brother back?

320
00:13:57,698 --> 00:14:01,413
Well, it's not like I like
making all the decisions.

321
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:04,151
If this business goes
belly-up, it's on me.

322
00:14:04,268 --> 00:14:07,096
I make all the decisions
because I have all the pressure.

323
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:08,378
I know he's the older brother,

324
00:14:08,403 --> 00:14:10,789
but I've always been the one
who took care of everything.

325
00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:12,674
I just think maybe you should

326
00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:14,526
try and see it from Don's point of view.

327
00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:17,933
Okay. I'm gonna need a
ladder and a lobotomy.

328
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,768
Look, Don and I don't talk
about that kind of stuff.

329
00:14:22,836 --> 00:14:24,703
Well, I think you're gonna have to try.

330
00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,699
What? I wouldn't even know how.

331
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,875
Well, luckily, we have Dr. Felicia.

332
00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:32,544
That's right.

333
00:14:32,569 --> 00:14:34,990
You and Don are going
to couples therapy.

334
00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:36,248
No...

335
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:38,827
Okay, boys.

336
00:14:38,886 --> 00:14:41,153
I booked Dr. Felicia's whole afternoon.

337
00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:43,989
You are not coming out
until this is solved.

338
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,259
I'm not doing therapy with him.

339
00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:48,604
I don't do what anybody
says. It's the new me.

340
00:14:48,629 --> 00:14:51,730
Well, I'm still the old
me, and you're staying.

341
00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:54,962
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll
tell you what, Marcy.

342
00:14:54,987 --> 00:14:56,301
I'll stay.

343
00:15:01,181 --> 00:15:02,240
What are you doing?

344
00:15:02,309 --> 00:15:03,875
That's the "before" picture.

345
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,344
And I will get my "after."

346
00:15:06,761 --> 00:15:08,156
Sounds like we have a lot

347
00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:09,347
to talk about today.

348
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,183
How is this supposed to work?

349
00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:13,405
You're a marriage counselor,
and we're brothers.

350
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:16,624
A sibling relationship has a lot in
common with a spousal relationship,

351
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,423
so I'm gonna treat you
like a married couple.

352
00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:21,259
He's the wife.

353
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,984
You know, none of this would've happened

354
00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:24,609
if you hadn't gotten in his head.

355
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,476
Or none of this would have
happened if you were able

356
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,266
to communicate with your brother.

357
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,635
If we're keeping score,
that's one for me.

358
00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:32,037
How many times have I told you

359
00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:34,005
that we don't keep score in here?

360
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:36,264
Okay, that's one for Felicia.

361
00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:42,280
Why is it so hard for you two
to talk about your feelings?

362
00:15:42,349 --> 00:15:44,534
That's not how we were raised.

363
00:15:44,559 --> 00:15:47,886
Our dad always told us to rub
some dirt on it and walk it off.

364
00:15:47,955 --> 00:15:50,753
Your dad taught you to
rub dirt on your feelings?

365
00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,290
Interesting.

366
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,697
What am I doing here?

367
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,400
I was home watching golf.

368
00:15:59,136 --> 00:16:01,244
Joe, we want to learn what was
missing from their upbringing

369
00:16:01,268 --> 00:16:02,852
that makes it so difficult for them

370
00:16:02,877 --> 00:16:04,603
to have a real conversation.

371
00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:09,007
Oh... so it's a hit job, huh?

372
00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:11,143
Well, I didn't raise
them alone, you know.

373
00:16:13,116 --> 00:16:14,949
So it's "blame the mother" time.

374
00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:19,154
Let me tell you
something, "Dr." Felicia...

375
00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:22,684
I'm a real doctor, so
no need for the quotes.

376
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:26,371
My husband and I taught the
boys wonderful communication.

377
00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:29,192
We never had a problem
with that. We have a system.

378
00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:31,429
Wha... You guys have a system, too?

379
00:16:31,498 --> 00:16:34,043
Yeah, I make all the
decisions, and if she disagrees,

380
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:36,001
she throws a pork chop at my head.

381
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,388
A-And you're okay with that?

382
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,582
Yes. That's our system.

383
00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:43,642
It's my job to look out for her.

384
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:46,978
If this family ends up living
under a bridge, it's all on me.

385
00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:50,859
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

386
00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:53,285
Adam, it sounds like some of
this is resonating for you.

387
00:16:53,353 --> 00:16:54,686
Yeah.

388
00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:56,321
I-It makes sense.

389
00:16:56,390 --> 00:17:00,566
At the auction, I made all
the decisions, a-and, Don,

390
00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:03,841
the house you bought was the
pork chop you threw at my head.

391
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:07,107
So I am the wife.

392
00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:10,105
Bev, do you think
your system was healthy

393
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,204
for your boys or your relationship?

394
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,430
Married 53 years.

395
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,865
I'm guessing you're a
single gal, "Doctor."

396
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:22,160
We're not keeping score,
but that's one for my mom.

397
00:17:25,286 --> 00:17:26,738
I don't want to fight anymore,

398
00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:29,591
so we need to have a real conversation.

399
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,483
With feelings and everything.

400
00:17:32,563 --> 00:17:34,563
Maybe you're the wife.

401
00:17:35,796 --> 00:17:38,948
I-I don't care. I
don't see another way.

402
00:17:38,973 --> 00:17:42,261
Look... if you want to
make more decisions at work,

403
00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:43,602
I'm good with that.

404
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,543
Really? That means a lot.

405
00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:49,527
Yeah, I mean, I got so bent out
of shape about you and that house

406
00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:52,965
because I feel so much
pressure about the business.

407
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,847
But I'd be willing to
share that with you.

408
00:17:56,338 --> 00:17:57,771
The pressure?

409
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,554
Yeah. And the decisions.

410
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:06,965
But to get the decisions, I
also have to have the pressure?

411
00:18:09,707 --> 00:18:11,832
Yeah. That's the way it works.

412
00:18:12,035 --> 00:18:14,528
So that's what you've been
dealing with all these years?

413
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,896
Pretty much.

414
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:18,806
Well, listen, now that I understand it,

415
00:18:19,148 --> 00:18:21,381
- I really appreciate what you do.
- Oh...

416
00:18:21,406 --> 00:18:23,039
And I think you should keep doing it.

417
00:18:25,648 --> 00:18:27,211
Really?

418
00:18:29,305 --> 00:18:30,262
Yeah.

419
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:32,797
Yeah, the new Don didn't
think this through.

420
00:18:37,836 --> 00:18:39,135
So we're good?

421
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,555
We're good. Let's hug it out.

422
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,803
Really? Here? You...

423
00:18:43,828 --> 00:18:46,298
You don't want to do that in the garage?

424
00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:49,075
I'm not afraid. I'll do
it right here, right now.

425
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,733
Come on. Hug your husband.

426
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,373
Andi.

427
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,751
I got my "after."

428
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,942
Okay, so, uh,

429
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,834
we'll start work on
the new house tomorrow.

430
00:19:14,859 --> 00:19:17,527
I mean, if you're coming back to work.

431
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,533
I'll be there. See you at 11:00.

432
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,024
We start at 8:00.

433
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,696
10:00 it is.

434
00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:31,932
Where is she?

435
00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:34,499
I see that look in
your eye. Don't do this.

436
00:19:34,568 --> 00:19:37,802
I nailed that party, and I
want Bev to acknowledge it.

437
00:19:37,871 --> 00:19:38,970
It's not a good time.

438
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,906
Look, Joe, I am not scared.

439
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,407
Okay? People can grow.

440
00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:45,243
I saw it in my own house,
and I think Bev can, too.

441
00:19:45,312 --> 00:19:47,352
Oh, here she is.

442
00:19:47,377 --> 00:19:49,508
Bev, I want to talk to you.

443
00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,149
About the party.

444
00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:54,016
Oh, you here to blame
me for something, too?

445
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,523
If you come at me,
you better come strong.

446
00:19:56,548 --> 00:19:58,923
You only married into this family.

447
00:20:00,193 --> 00:20:01,705
Oh.

448
00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:07,533
Well, I... I-I just came to apologize.

449
00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:09,284
For Joe.

450
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,209
What? That's me.

451
00:20:12,268 --> 00:20:13,938
Yeah, he wouldn't help me.

452
00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:16,131
H-He said planning a party for you

453
00:20:16,156 --> 00:20:18,543
was like being in a shark's mouth.

454
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:22,265
Joe, I can't believe you said that.

455
00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:25,156
Nice move, honey.

456
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,828
You better go. It's pork chop o'clock.

457
00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,985
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