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This is such a fun way to celebrate
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you guys finishing the mini-mall.
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Hey, did Lisa say what
our next project is?
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Mm-mm.
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The next project I
will be working on is...
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myself!
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We just lost our jobs.
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- What's the matter?
- I just got laid off.
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So, we're busting our humps all day
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while you two get to sit around?
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Yeah. It's like we're the kids now.
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Bring us back some food and money.
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Dad, I broke another toilet seat.
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(GROANS)
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Teddy, buddy, you lift
it up, you put it down.
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That's it.
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Where are you going off script?
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It's a teen boy in a bathroom.
He's gonna push the limits.
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Aw, thanks, buddy. It's still warm.
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Oh, he broke another one?
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Neither of is working.
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We're gonna go bankrupt on toilet seats.
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All right. We should get to work.
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- Yeah.
- Wait.
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- You guys got a job?
- Mm.
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That's fantastic.
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Oh, it's just a small kitchen remodel
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for my parents.
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BOTH: Adam, this is a terrible idea.
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Your parents are impossible.
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I really don't like it when you do that.
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Okay. I'm sorry. Look, honey.
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It's just a quick job to tide us over
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until Lisa McCaffrey
gives us our next project.
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We got bills. We're going
through a toilet seat a week!
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Okay? I got to keep money coming in.
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Honey, I love that
you're thinking about us,
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but working for your
parents is never a good idea.
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You remember The
Partridge Family?
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Things got so weird
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that one of the kids
started dating his sister.
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Oh, I've always had
a thing for that mom.
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Many a lonely night, she stopped
by Don Town in a tight sweater.
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Downtown Don Town.
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What did I say, okay?
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Never talk about Don Town.
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Especially Downtown Don Town.
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Look, I know it's not
great, but I'd appreciate it
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if you'd support me on this.
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No, I know. You're right.
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We support each other. That's our deal.
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Right. Exactly.
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Just like I supported you
when we went to Jamaica
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and you got cornrows so tight
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that you couldn't close your eyes.
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When you give me
margaritas in the morning,
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I'm gonna make some bold choices.
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Man, after a few weeks of unemployment,
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it felt great to swing a hammer again.
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- Yeah.
- And to shock you with this exposed wire.
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- That was fun.
- Yeah.
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I saw Grandpa for a second,
but he said, "Go back."
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Oh, we're so excited
about the new kitchen.
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I'm gonna make so many wonderful dinners
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you're gonna be sorry you
got married and moved out.
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Ma, it's been 17 years. Let it go.
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What the hell is going on?
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W-We're putting in a new
kitchen like you asked.
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What are you talking about?
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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, uh, I
can clear it up for you, Joe.
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Yeah, I did this behind your back.
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Wh...?
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Ma.
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Where am I supposed to eat my donuts?
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(STAMMERS) Dad, we had no idea.
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Every time I talked to Mom about this,
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she said, "We're so
excited about the new kitchen."
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You said "we."
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Yeah. Me and the kitchen. We.
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Look, I-I'm sorry, Joe,
but y-you left me no choice.
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Every time I brought up
getting a new kitchen,
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you pretended to be asleep.
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Avoiding something by
pretending to be asleep.
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I wonder where I
learned that trick, huh?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Let's step lightly in that minefield.
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Bedrooms have doors for a reason.
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What am I supposed to do until
you build me a new kitchen?
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Give me a break.
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You do things without
asking me all the time.
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I threw away one bird bath in 1986,
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and I'm hearing about it
for the rest of my life.
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Those birds were my friends.
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Well, I'm not giving a free bath
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to someone who craps on my windshield!
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How's working for your parents going?
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So good. So many fun surprises.
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Oh, don't forget our stuff in the car.
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Stuff? What stuff?
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Their luggage. They're staying with us.
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Surprise!
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Cereal?
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This isn't breakfast.
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It looks like something
you shake over a fish tank.
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You know where they
have a great breakfast?
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At the La Quinta Inn. Yeah.
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That's Spanish for "not my house."
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Okay.
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Let's start making some decisions.
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All right, this is the fun part.
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The fast and fun part.
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Okay, you guys pick a cabinet.
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We'll put it in, and then we'll
have you back in your house
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in a couple of days, all right?
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Then I can spend the rest of
the month apologizing to Andi.
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Oh, this is an easy choice.
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Yeah, no-brainer.
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BOTH: That one.
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Oh, that's too plain, Joe.
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If you wanted plain,
you should've married
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that IHOP waitress you dated before me.
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Well, she may have been dull,
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but she never tore up my kitchen.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but I just,
I don't like any of them.
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She doesn't like any of them, Adam.
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- Not any of them.
- Okay.
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O-Okay. Okay, uh, I got
more samples at work.
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I'll bring everything back here,
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and we'll keep this train rolling.
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And while I'm gone,
don't forget you love me.
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I saw some pancake mix in the pantry.
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As much as I'd love to make
you guys another breakfast,
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I got to look at job listings
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and see if they posted anything new.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, dear. You're not
qualified for any of these.
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Lowell, what are you doing here?
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I come every day hoping you'll show up.
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I miss the relentless, juvenile teasing
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that told me I was one of the guys.
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(CHUCKLES) Activia yogurt, huh?
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I'm surprised that didn't
come with a sports bra,
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Jamie Lee Curtis.
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That's the stuff.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Hey, come on.
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We got to hurry up.
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Our parents are at my house with
my angry wife and I'm not there.
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Hold on. I'm not there.
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Pass the lady yogurt.
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Oh, hey, Lisa McCaffrey called.
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She's stopping by later
with a "exciting new proposal
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for Burns Brothers."
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She must've picked our next project,
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which means we're going back to work.
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A real job where people
don't come live with me
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during construction.
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Ah, I hope Lisa picks
something cool for us to build,
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like a Victoria's Secret go-kart track.
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That's not a real thing.
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It is in Don Town.
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Hey. What are you doing out here?
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Uh-oh. Is that car wine?
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I'm hiding from your parents.
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They spent the whole time you were gone
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suggesting new careers for me.
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And your mom said I
should work at Hooters.
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But in the back, shredding
lettuce with the older gals.
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What? No way. You'd be out front.
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What she doesn't understand
is it's not how old you are,
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it's about the hooters.
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And your hooter age is 27.
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27, 28. 29 tops.
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Good call staying under 30.
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You know, y-your folks
were right about one thing.
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Hmm?
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I mean, why am I only
looking for hospital jobs?
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You know? I mean, I should...
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I should try something I'm good
at and-and passionate about.
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I just don't know what that is.
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Do they pay people to drink wine?
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Yeah, well, if they did,
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we'd be having this
conversation on a yacht.
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Hey.
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Took you an awful long
time to get back here.
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Yeah. Yeah, it was a
combination of traffic
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and, uh, not wanting to come back. Yeah.
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But I have good news which might
seem like bad news at first.
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I got to bring these
samples in to my parents,
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- but then I got to leave again.
- What?
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Well, yeah, I got a
meeting with Lisa McCaffrey
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about a new project.
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Oh, a new job.
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Well, I'll drink to that. (CHUCKLES)
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Things are turning around for us, Andi.
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Pretty soon, we'll even
be able to spend time
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- in our own house.
- Ah.
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We found the perfect job for you, honey.
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There's a company that needs
a head of international sales.
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Ooh.
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And that guy's gonna need a secretary.
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So, Lisa, what, uh, what did
you want to talk to us about?
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Well, gentlemen, I have
some very exciting news
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regarding your employment.
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Employment. (CHUCKLES) I love that word.
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I'm a fan of the word "gravy."
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I'm really looking forward
to saying our favorites.
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I like radicchio.
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It's just fun. Radicchio.
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Radicchio.
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Guys, guys, that's not what we're doing.
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Uh, sorry. Go ahead, Lisa.
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Well, you are my favorite contractors.
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Uh, this might surprise you,
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but a lot of people find
me difficult to work with
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and generally unpleasant.
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- No. - What?
- I can see it.
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And I don't want to lose
you in between projects,
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so I want to buy you out.
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- Sold!
- Yes!
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We are gonna be swimming in gravy.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
W-What does that mean?
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It means you and Don will be
my full-time project managers
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and I'll pay you even
when you're not working.
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These are my terms.
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Um...
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Wow, that's a nice number.
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But... o-okay, but I-I need
some time to think about this.
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Oh, take all the time you
need. You have 30 seconds.
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- What do you think?
- I think we sell.
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Then there'd be no more Burns Brothers,
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but also no more unemployment.
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You sold me. Sell.
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Yeah, but don't you like
having our own office?
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It's a crappy trailer. Sell.
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I do have three kids
to put through college.
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Maybe she'll buy them, too. Sell.
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Okay, uh...
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yeah, we'll, uh, we'll take the deal.
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Oh, hang on. What about Lowell?
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What's a Lowell?
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I'm Lowell.
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Oh, I thought you were
Chad. Chad's in the deal.
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Wow. Chad's making out pretty good here.
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Holy cow!
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Hi, I'm Chad. Chad Radicchio.
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Kate, ask your
grandfather what he thinks
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of this paint color for our kitchen.
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I believe it's called Stubborn Old Gray.
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Okay.
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Grandpa, what do you
think about this one?
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Tell her it's fine, if she
would like to drink coffee
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in the ass of a rhino.
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He doesn't love it.
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00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:43,424
Okay, guys, look, the answer
is right in front of you, okay?
256
00:10:43,426 --> 00:10:46,594
Uh, you go with a simple
Shaker cabinet for Joe,
257
00:10:46,596 --> 00:10:48,581
but you give it some style for Bev
258
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,573
by painting it, uh, Midnight Blue,
259
00:10:50,575 --> 00:10:52,308
and then you tie it all together
260
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,977
with a clean, white countertop and this,
261
00:10:54,979 --> 00:10:57,113
a mosaic backsplash
that has the same gray
262
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,015
as the pillows on your couch.
263
00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:00,182
Wow.
264
00:11:00,184 --> 00:11:01,676
That's pretty.
265
00:11:01,701 --> 00:11:05,249
Yeah, honey, you've got talent!
266
00:11:05,274 --> 00:11:08,958
Well, we should've been looking
for much better jobs for her.
267
00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:12,795
Yeah, Mom, that was
incredible. How'd you do that?
268
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,064
I-I don't know. I could just see it.
269
00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:18,834
I guess watching every episode of
Fixer Upper finally paid off.
270
00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:22,038
Ooh, I should write Chip
and Joanna Gaines a letter.
271
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,044
Another letter.
272
00:11:23,069 --> 00:11:26,304
They-they asked me to
stop sending them letters.
273
00:11:29,012 --> 00:11:29,825
Hey.
274
00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:31,047
Hey.
275
00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:32,381
I had such a great day.
276
00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:34,617
- Ah. Uh-huh?
- Okay, I... me, your wife...
277
00:11:34,619 --> 00:11:36,585
- designed your parents' whole kitchen.
- Wha...?
278
00:11:36,587 --> 00:11:39,021
Yeah. Uh, my desire to get
rid of them was so strong
279
00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:41,341
- that it unleashed a superpower in me.
- (CHUCKLES)
280
00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:45,027
Yeah, like-like, when a
mom lifts a car off a baby.
281
00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:47,124
- That's fantastic.
- Yeah.
282
00:11:47,149 --> 00:11:49,965
Well, I have some pretty
great news for you, too.
283
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,534
(GASPS) Oh, it's about
your meeting with Lisa?
284
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,202
- (STAMMERS)
- What happened?
285
00:11:53,204 --> 00:11:55,148
(CHUCKLES): Well...
286
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,139
Well, get ready, it's pretty huge.
287
00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:01,077
I sold her my business.
288
00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:02,545
What?
289
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:05,114
Yeah. I'm gonna work for her full-time.
290
00:12:05,116 --> 00:12:08,718
No more going from job to
job, no more ups and downs.
291
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,153
Everything's gonna be nice and steady.
292
00:12:11,155 --> 00:12:13,250
Everybody loves steady.
Remember when we went steady?
293
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,008
You loved that.
294
00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:18,994
Yeah, but, uh, what happens
to Burns Brothers Construction?
295
00:12:18,996 --> 00:12:20,930
Why you asking me so many questions?
296
00:12:20,932 --> 00:12:22,665
I asked you one question.
297
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,934
I mean, you just told me
that me company you've been
298
00:12:24,936 --> 00:12:27,803
building for 25 years is
just... is it gonna be gone?
299
00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:31,036
(SCOFFS) Uh, what happened
to supporting each other?
300
00:12:31,061 --> 00:12:33,902
Huh? You know, everybody else was happy.
301
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,676
You weren't there. You
didn't see the look on Don
302
00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:38,180
and Chad's faces when they knew
they had steady work coming.
303
00:12:38,847 --> 00:12:41,117
Who's Chad? Chad Radicchio.
304
00:12:41,355 --> 00:12:42,730
Well, that's Lowell now.
305
00:12:42,755 --> 00:12:44,687
- See, there's stuff you don't know.
- Okay.
306
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,556
- Wait, why are you being so defensive?
- D-Defensive?
307
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,353
Who's being defensive?
I'm not being defensive.
308
00:12:49,378 --> 00:12:52,720
Look, I did the right thing
here, is what I did. Yeah.
309
00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:56,031
Yeah, I got a family to support,
a brother to think about.
310
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:59,335
The company can't survive on
just doing my parents' kitchen.
311
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:00,768
Okay? There wasn't another way.
312
00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:03,386
So let... j-just be
happy about this way.
313
00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:06,909
Okay, okay. I'm happy if you're happy.
314
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,077
- Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES)
315
00:13:08,518 --> 00:13:09,945
Uh, are you happy?
316
00:13:09,947 --> 00:13:11,714
Yes, very happy!
317
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:14,116
'Cause it's the best thing
that's happened to me all year.
318
00:13:14,118 --> 00:13:15,151
(GRUNTS)
319
00:13:15,539 --> 00:13:16,969
Hey, w-where you going?
320
00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,954
Going outside, t-to chop wood.
321
00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:21,490
'Cause that's what I
do when I'm real happy!
322
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:27,763
He's been out there for an hour.
323
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,499
Only an unhappy man chops wood in May.
324
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:32,968
Did you cheat on him?
325
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,437
No.
326
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,370
Look... he's selling his company,
327
00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:39,642
and I-I think I made
him feel bad about it.
328
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,811
But I just, I don't understand
why he would do this.
329
00:13:41,813 --> 00:13:44,246
Well, you can't. He's a man.
330
00:13:44,248 --> 00:13:46,816
(CHUCKLES): Oh.
331
00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:51,597
So, uh, he's a man, and I'm just
a girl, so I can't understand?
332
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,824
Well, before you get
on your lady high horse,
333
00:13:54,826 --> 00:13:56,158
I'm just saying
334
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,993
that it's a man's natural instinct
335
00:13:57,995 --> 00:14:00,296
to take care of the people he loves.
336
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,583
Yeah, but he's obviously miserable.
337
00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:06,101
Well, that's what he signed
up for when he got married.
338
00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:08,771
Well, he said this is the only way.
339
00:14:08,796 --> 00:14:11,540
Well, somebody should figure out
another way and point him to it,
340
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:14,910
because he's in too deep to
figure it out for himself.
341
00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:18,147
Okay. You got any ideas?
342
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,115
That was my idea.
343
00:14:20,117 --> 00:14:22,284
Maybe you could do a little something.
344
00:14:24,503 --> 00:14:25,554
ADAM: Okay.
345
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:26,722
I think we're done.
346
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:28,557
- Yeah. Looks good.
- Mm.
347
00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:30,826
Hey, by the way, we got
an offer on the trailer.
348
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,161
Our office trailer?
349
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,829
What, you already put that up for sale?
350
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,197
We're not gonna need it now.
351
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:36,993
Unless you want to do my idea,
352
00:14:37,018 --> 00:14:39,184
and turn it into a tiny casino.
353
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:41,804
This is all happening really fast.
354
00:14:41,806 --> 00:14:45,407
I... are you having any, I
don't know, second thoughts?
355
00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:47,376
No, I don't have those.
356
00:14:47,378 --> 00:14:48,677
Okay.
357
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,243
I guess it's just hard to believe
358
00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:53,269
this is our last job as the
Burns Brothers, you know?
359
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,409
It's been a great run.
360
00:14:55,737 --> 00:14:58,166
Yeah. I couldn't have
done it without you.
361
00:14:58,191 --> 00:14:59,788
Except for the days you
went to the dog track
362
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:01,624
and I did do it without you.
363
00:15:02,363 --> 00:15:03,826
Thanks for everything, brother.
364
00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:06,095
Come on.
365
00:15:06,097 --> 00:15:07,963
All right, all right,
I'll hug you this time,
366
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:09,298
but let's not touch middles.
367
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,900
Keep Adam Town away from Don Town.
368
00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:13,569
- (CHUCKLES)
- (DOOR OPENS)
369
00:15:13,571 --> 00:15:15,365
Look at this!
370
00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:16,589
BEV: My gosh!
371
00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:19,875
Oh, boys, I'm thrilled!
372
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,810
It's just like I pictured it
373
00:15:21,812 --> 00:15:24,914
way back when I first
decided to trick your father.
374
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,316
Thanks, Ma.
375
00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:28,684
We do good work.
376
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:31,253
Well, these cabinets are
broken; they won't slam.
377
00:15:31,255 --> 00:15:33,155
Well, they're soft-close.
378
00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:34,390
Soft-close?
379
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,158
How do you express your mood?
380
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,994
I don't know, learn to play guitar.
381
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,730
Oh, I love it.
382
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,166
- Eh? Great job, honey.
- Yeah.
383
00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:47,803
Hey, listen. I'm sorry about last night.
384
00:15:47,805 --> 00:15:48,904
What? That's okay.
385
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,186
Look, honey, I know you well enough
386
00:15:50,211 --> 00:15:51,840
to know that wasn't about me.
387
00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,810
These drawers are quiet, too?
388
00:15:54,812 --> 00:15:56,946
This is un-American.
389
00:15:56,948 --> 00:15:59,248
So? How you doing?
390
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,417
Okay, I guess.
391
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,719
We ended Burns Brothers
where we started it.
392
00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:07,222
In Mom's kitchen, with Dad
walking around muttering.
393
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,092
Actually, um, speaking of that,
394
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,561
uh, there's something that
I want to show you and Don.
395
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:15,631
Oh, we're okay. The fridge still slams.
396
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:19,134
Huh? Yeah. (MUTTERS)
397
00:16:24,574 --> 00:16:27,476
An abandoned house? Why-why
would you bring me here?
398
00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:29,511
I've been in this situation with Marcy.
399
00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:31,395
She's about to tell you this
is where you're gonna be living
400
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,113
until she cools down.
401
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:35,815
Look, honey, if I thought you were happy
402
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,120
about selling your business,
I-I'd stay out of it.
403
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,155
But I know you're only doing it
404
00:16:40,157 --> 00:16:42,491
because you're thinking about
everybody else before yourself.
405
00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:45,961
But it's my job to think about you.
406
00:16:46,424 --> 00:16:49,293
That's way different than
anything Marcy ever said to me.
407
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,895
I can't let you be this unhappy.
408
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,487
I'll be fine.
409
00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:57,316
Look, honey, I think it's sweet
that you're worried about me,
410
00:16:57,341 --> 00:16:59,341
but it doesn't change our situation.
411
00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:00,980
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
412
00:17:01,005 --> 00:17:03,512
I'm so glad you said that,
because when I practiced this
413
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,681
in the shower, that's
exactly what you said.
414
00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:07,983
And I have a solution.
415
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,482
Okay, instead of waiting for Lisa
416
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:13,022
or for somebody else
to bring you projects,
417
00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:15,190
what if we make our own projects?
418
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:16,585
Like with Lincoln Logs?
419
00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:18,710
Will you let her talk?
420
00:17:18,735 --> 00:17:22,036
No. What if we buy this
place, for next to nothing,
421
00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:24,033
I design it, you guys fix it up
422
00:17:24,035 --> 00:17:25,801
and then we flip it for a profit.
423
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:28,470
And then, you know, we keep doing that.
424
00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:31,373
I-I know you said that
there wasn't another way,
425
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,343
but... I think this could be it.
426
00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:38,147
Then we wouldn't have
to sell our business.
427
00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:41,984
And we'd be fixer uppers,
like Chip and Joanna Gaines.
428
00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:44,953
And Chip's brother, Don Gaines.
429
00:17:44,955 --> 00:17:46,388
And this time,
430
00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:48,554
the Burns Brothers will
be making their own work.
431
00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:50,225
We'd really be our own bosses.
432
00:17:50,227 --> 00:17:52,761
Oh, we could take so much time off.
433
00:17:53,564 --> 00:17:55,364
Welcome to working with Don.
434
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,900
Don't worry, you won't see much of me.
435
00:17:58,969 --> 00:18:00,102
I mean, this place has potential.
436
00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:01,370
- This could work.
- Yeah.
437
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,338
I-If we blow out this wall,
438
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:05,174
you know, give it an open floor plan.
439
00:18:05,176 --> 00:18:07,876
Yeah, or we could blow out that wall,
440
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,041
and then you'd get the
light from the backyard.
441
00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:12,781
That's better. I didn't
even think of that.
442
00:18:12,783 --> 00:18:14,846
I always have to think of everything.
443
00:18:15,753 --> 00:18:18,893
So? Um, are you in?
444
00:18:19,757 --> 00:18:21,924
Hey, okay, look, I know it's a big risk
445
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:25,327
to walk away from steady
work, but I want to go for it.
446
00:18:25,329 --> 00:18:27,629
Let's turn down Lisa's offer.
447
00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:28,897
I'm in.
448
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,265
Seriously?
449
00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:31,767
This is so exciting.
450
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,769
Oh, and-and, Don, if it's weird
451
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:35,437
that Adam and I are working together,
452
00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:38,040
I was thinking that we
could ask Marcy to dust off
453
00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:41,501
her old real estate license and
she can help sell the houses.
454
00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:42,954
I'm out.
455
00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,479
Wha...
456
00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:48,183
Okay, well, sh-she
didn't mean it. (STAMMERS)
457
00:18:48,185 --> 00:18:50,786
I'll see you at work, Monday.
458
00:18:50,788 --> 00:18:52,551
Be careful with him. He avoids work.
459
00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:55,244
You leave the trailer door
open, he runs out like a cat.
460
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,098
Got it.
461
00:18:58,562 --> 00:19:00,629
- Hey.
- Huh?
462
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,584
Thanks for this.
463
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,904
For... for all of this.
464
00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:07,388
Aw. (CHUCKLES)
465
00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:10,045
Well, you know, it's
great for me, too, right?
466
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,040
I mean, I have a new career.
467
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:15,009
Yeah. So we're working together, huh?
468
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,879
Like, when I leave in the
morning and get to work,
469
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:17,913
you'll be there.
470
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:21,150
No, silly. We'll drive together.
471
00:19:21,152 --> 00:19:22,558
We will.
472
00:19:23,151 --> 00:19:25,821
Yeah, yeah. (GASPS) And
we'll have lunch together.
473
00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:27,489
- Ah.
- And we'll drive home together.
474
00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:28,790
- Oh, yeah.
- And then... oh.
475
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,125
You know, when we get home,
476
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,664
we can talk about all the things we did
477
00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:34,863
while we were driving
and working and eating.
478
00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:37,065
(BOTH LAUGH)
479
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,314
Oh, boy, here we go.
480
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,454
Okay, your mom and I talked it over,
481
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,557
and we have decided to partner up.
482
00:19:50,582 --> 00:19:51,980
Now, I know it's a big adjustment,
483
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,817
but the cool thing is we're
gonna be doing it together.
484
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,785
What if you guys disagree
about something at work?
485
00:19:56,787 --> 00:19:58,620
Does Mom win, like she does at home?
486
00:19:58,622 --> 00:20:00,189
- (SIGHS)
- (CHUCKLES)
487
00:20:00,191 --> 00:20:02,024
It's not about winning, Teddy.
488
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:05,039
As her boss, I will
make a fair decision.
489
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,195
You're my boss?
490
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,953
No, no. No.
491
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,466
No, no, we're partners.
492
00:20:10,468 --> 00:20:12,133
- Oh, yeah.
- (CHUCKLES)
493
00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:13,902
Yep, she's gonna win.
494
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,207
This is a terrible idea.
495
00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:21,043
I'm with Chad.
496
00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:28,426
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