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Go, go, go. Oh! You see that?

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We just took the lead!

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Hey, Dad, do you think I
could pull off these boots?

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Honey, I got 20 bucks
riding on this game.

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I-I'll pull your boots
off at halftime, okay?

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I don't know about that new
paint color in your bathroom.

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I know, Joy; it's way too yellow.

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This morning, I thought
I was peeing on the sun.

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It's so bright, I could see
it from my bedroom window.

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Yeah, well, that's why I
asked Adam to repaint it.

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He turned a shade of red

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that I think would actually
look nice in the bathroom.

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Hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Husbands love redoing

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what they didn't want
to do in the first place.

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Yeah, we disagreed,
but then we sat down,

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had a discussion, and he's repainting.

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- Ah.
- Yeah.

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Made him some nachos to ease the blow.

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See, the angry part of his brain
is smaller than the nacho part.

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All right, I'll tell you
what, I'll buy you the boots

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if you help me repaint
the stupid bathroom...

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Ooh, nachos.

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Well, you deserve 'em, honey.

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And the cheese is the
color of the bathroom,

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so you won't forget to repaint it.

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Howdy!

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I'm Baggy Britches,
and I have a message.

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Are you Kate Burns?

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No! No! Say no! Say no!

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What is wrong with your husband?

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Don't look at his flower.
That's how they get you.

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Adam has a fear of clowns.

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It's not a fear, okay?

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It's a natural instinct
that's kept me alive thus far.

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Then why are you using your
daughter as a human shield?

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Because you're too far away.

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Murder her; I barely know her.

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♪ I've been sent over
here in my baggy pants ♪

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♪ 'Cause Danny Phillips
wants to ask Kate ♪

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♪ To the Spring Formal Dance. ♪

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Seriously? The Spring Formal?

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Oh, my God! Mom!

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Hey, you want to see some magic?

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No, no, no!

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Get out! Get out!

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Get out, get out, get out!

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That was close.

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Kate, the Spring Formal. That's huge!

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I know. I can't believe it.

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He's still out there.

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Oh, oh! I'm gonna
turn the sprinklers on.

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It'll wash off his makeup,
then he'll be powerless.

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I couldn't be happier for Kate.

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I mean, hardly any freshman girls

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get asked to the senior dance.

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Hold on. The guy that
asked her is a senior?

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All right, don't get all Adam on this.

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I'm Adam.

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That's the only way I get.

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Look, it doesn't mean they're dating.

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It's just one dance.

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One dance is enough.

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That's where you do all the
laying down things standing up.

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Yeah, I know. I remember
from our wedding night.

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It was like you had six hands.

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Andi, any senior that
asks out a freshman

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has something wrong with him.

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Okay, he's the kind of guy
who ends up dressed as a clown,

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terrorizing honest citizens.

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For all we know, that was him.

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Boy, you get lost in one fun
house, it ruins your life.

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Fun house.

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Never has a place been
more incorrectly named.

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She is not going to that
dance, and that's the end of it.

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Okay, well, let's sit
down and discuss it.

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And after, we can have nachos.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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No. I'm not going to
the chairs with you.

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Every time we sit down
and discuss, I lose.

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I don't know what you're
talking about, but I'd like to.

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Hey, let's have a seat,

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talk it out.

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Not this time, sunshine.

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This time, I'm gonna prep.

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I'm going to the blackboard,
drawing some X's and O's,

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and getting some plays ready.

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- Yeah, well, that makes sense.
- Yeah.

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You want to run any
of these plays by me?

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Well, for starters,
Katie's... Oh, you're good.

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I'm onto you now, though.

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I'm never sitting down in here again.

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I just don't think Katie
should date a senior.

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But I'm oh for a thousand with Andi

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when we sit down and
have these discussions.

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I'm like that team that plays
the Harlem Globetrotters.

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I'm trying to make a point,

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and she's running circles around
me, bouncing balls off my head.

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Our problem is wives
have more stamina than.

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We'd rather lose than listen.

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And even if you win a point,
they keep coming at you,

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like waves at the beach.

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Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.

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Mostly my marriage is fifty-fifty,

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but when we have a
difference of opinion, I lose

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because I go with my gut
and Andi goes with logic.

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She can make a good
argument for any bad idea.

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If you really want to win, I
know a trick from the old days.

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It's called silent negotiation.

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I've heard of that.

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You let her talk first, but
then you don't say a word.

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You just stare at her and wait her out.

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She'll start talking in
circles, doubting herself.

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Eventually she'll break
down like a Chinese Rolex.

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Like the one you gave me for Christmas?

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I went to see what time it was,

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and all the numbers
just fell to the bottom.

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I told you not to let the sun hit it!

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I don't want Katie to go to the dance,

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but this silent negotiation,
that's never gonna work.

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I'm right about this.

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My grandfather said "I do,"

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then he didn't speak to
his wife again for 40 years.

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He got everything he wanted.

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Here, I'll do it on Don.

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- Hey, fellas.
- Hey.

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Hey, Donny,

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I need you to take your mother
to the fabric store tonight.

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Sorry, Pop, but we've been over this.

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It's not my responsibility
to run Mom around town.

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I'm her son, not her
husband. I have my own life.

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Come on, Pop, the fabric store?

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Although, Mom is getting older.

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Fine, I'll pick her up at 7:00.

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And that's how you do that.

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Wow, look at him.

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He's still trying to
figure out what happened,

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like a bird that flew into a window.

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Hello, darling.

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I'm ready to

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sit down and discuss this whole...

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Katie situation.

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Okay. I was born to discuss.

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You should know, I don't
have any nacho stuff.

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I'll take my chances.

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Ladies first.

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Okay, here's how I see it.
Okay, Kate is very mature.

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I mean, you've said that yourself,

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so you're kind of arguing
against yourself here.

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And... and the school has chaperones

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watching the entire time,

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thus removing any potential for danger.

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Boom. Game, set, match.

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Hit the showers, kid! Ha!

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It's a school sanctioned event, Adam.

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I mean, nothing will go wrong.

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She's gonna be surrounded
by adults all night.

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Except in the car.

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Which is where boys get handsy.

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And she's gonna be hanging
out with Danny's friends.

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And older kids sneak
alcohol into dances.

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You know what? You're right.
She shouldn't go to this thing.

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It's a bad idea.

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So we've reached an agreement?

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I guess so, yeah.

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Well, thanks for hearing me out.

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I've heard stories of
women losing arguments

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to their husbands; I just never thought

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it'd happen to someone I knew.

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What did he say that was so convincing?

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Well, he made a lot of good points.

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He said...

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No, no, I said that.

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But he did say that...

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No, I said that, too.

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Wait, come to think of
it, he didn't say anything.

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Oh. He played the quiet game.

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What?

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It's a trick.

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That's how I got engaged.

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Rudy just wanted to shack
up, so I kept my mouth shut

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until he came back with a
ring, and then a better ring.

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So Adam played dirty.

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I knew I wasn't wrong.

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Kate should go to the dance.

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First of all, you're never wrong.

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And even if you're wrong,
you're still more right than him.

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Yeah, well, I can play dirty, too.

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Oh-ho-ho, just you watch.

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How do I play dirty?

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Well, he wanted to make
this decision, right?

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I say pile it on, make
him pick everything.

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Like the new color for the bathroom.

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Oh, I can't let him do that.

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He'll just paint a Van
Halen logo on the wall.

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It won't even get that far.
Men hate these decisions.

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What color, how many, thread count.

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Thread count.

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He doesn't even know what that is.

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It'll drive him so crazy,

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he'll eventually fold on
everything, including Kate.

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And victory will be mine.

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I mean, you know, we'll be
doing the right thing for Kate,

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and that's what's important.

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It was beautiful, Don. I
said nothing and she caved.

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I wish I was wearing a body cam,

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'cause that's a movie I would
watch every year on my birthday.

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We should celebrate this win

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by going fishing this weekend.

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Ah, not so fast.

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That silent negotiation,
that's bad voodoo.

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I spent hours with Mom
at that fabric store.

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00:10:01,304 --> 00:10:03,471
Do you know how many kinds
of corduroy there are?

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00:10:03,496 --> 00:10:06,588
There's wide wale, pinwale,
pincord, needlecord.

215
00:10:07,261 --> 00:10:08,518
I'm never gonna be the same.

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00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:12,234
Oh, here comes Katie. Hey, Katie.

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00:10:12,259 --> 00:10:15,930
Oh! So, the man who won't let
me go to the dance says hey.

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00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:18,433
Hi, Uncle Don, and nobody else.

219
00:10:19,212 --> 00:10:20,385
Hi, Katie.

220
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I like your needlecord pants.

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Thanks, Uncle Don, and nobody else.

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00:10:28,702 --> 00:10:30,483
You see how mad she is?

223
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That's how you know I won.

224
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Oh, it's not over yet.

225
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When you mess with Mother Nature,

226
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there's always unintended consequences.

227
00:10:38,358 --> 00:10:41,523
This is Jurassic Park stuff
you're screwing around with.

228
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You just don't understand winning.

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It's so unfamiliar, it scares you.

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Hey, babe. Listen, uh,

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Don and I were thinking about
going fishing this weekend.

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Actually, I was hoping that
you'd go to the paint store

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and choose a new color for the bathroom.

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What? Why me?

235
00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:01,135
Well, you know, you
were so right about Kate,

236
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,978
I realized you should be making
more decisions around here.

237
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:06,113
No, I shouldn't. What?

238
00:11:07,129 --> 00:11:09,118
T. rex is out of the pen.

239
00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:12,887
Also, um, look through these brochures

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and choose a summer camp for the kids.

241
00:11:16,556 --> 00:11:19,260
But I was gonna watch TV.
This stuff is your thing.

242
00:11:20,228 --> 00:11:22,931
Well, now I'm gonna watch
TV. It's my new thing.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

244
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:30,038
Um, can you pick us out a
new bed skirt? Great, thanks.

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00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:34,976
A bed skirt?

246
00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,084
What the hell is a bed skirt?

247
00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:41,332
I think we know who wears
the bed skirt in this family.

248
00:11:47,346 --> 00:11:49,893
Look at all this. I got
to choose paint colors,

249
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summer camps, some made up thing

250
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called a bed skirt.

251
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What the hell happened?

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00:11:56,024 --> 00:11:57,257
You messed with nature.

253
00:11:57,259 --> 00:12:00,158
Now you got dinosaurs
running all over the island.

254
00:12:00,247 --> 00:12:03,020
Yeah, I screwed up the whole
balance of our marriage.

255
00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:06,032
Before this, she made a
billion decisions without me.

256
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,335
And I was happy because
I didn't have to chime in,

257
00:12:08,337 --> 00:12:10,870
and she was happy because
she got to decide stuff

258
00:12:10,872 --> 00:12:13,069
without some chump chiming in.

259
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:14,941
Amen, brother.

260
00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:17,443
I haven't chimed in since 1989.

261
00:12:17,468 --> 00:12:20,718
I bought parachute
pants. Learned my lesson.

262
00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,802
Yeah, like I get up early on Saturdays

263
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,904
to close the drapes so we can sleep in.

264
00:12:25,929 --> 00:12:27,887
But the drapes are there
because she picked them.

265
00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:30,490
She never asked my opinion,
because I don't have one.

266
00:12:30,795 --> 00:12:31,778
In fact,

267
00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:33,960
gun to my head, what
color are the drapes?

268
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:35,919
No idea.

269
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,298
But now your opinion's being respected.

270
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,066
Yeah, and I don't like it.

271
00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:43,042
And all because I won one discussion.

272
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,823
So, then maybe you need
to have another discussion

273
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,307
and lose that one.

274
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,053
That'll put you back on the
bottom, where you belong.

275
00:12:50,926 --> 00:12:53,880
Ooh, that's not a bad idea.

276
00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:56,516
Yeah. Hey, you want me to lose a fight?

277
00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,952
I'll lose a fight.
This guy's going down.

278
00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:01,494
Now you sound like a real husband.

279
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:04,416
I don't think this is working.

280
00:13:04,441 --> 00:13:06,292
I mean, Adam hasn't run back in here

281
00:13:06,294 --> 00:13:08,128
telling me that Kate
should go to the dance.

282
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,363
You promised me total domination.

283
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,199
Just make sure you lose the
next discussion with Adam,

284
00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:16,529
whatever it is, so you can keep
loading him up with decisions.

285
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:20,126
Okay, but if I end up with
a Van Halen logo on my wall,

286
00:13:20,142 --> 00:13:22,075
you're painting over it.

287
00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:24,444
Okay, Joy just left. It's time.

288
00:13:24,446 --> 00:13:26,246
Okay, champ, you ready
to lose this thing?

289
00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:28,666
Oh, yeah. I have got a
truly terrible argument.

290
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,750
- There's no way I can win.
- Ah, that's the spirit.

291
00:13:30,786 --> 00:13:32,719
Now get in there and take
a dive, make us all proud.

292
00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:34,060
Okay.

293
00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:35,955
Hey.

294
00:13:35,957 --> 00:13:38,488
Listen, I have something
I'd like to discuss.

295
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,560
Ooh, great. I'd love
to discuss something.

296
00:13:40,562 --> 00:13:43,684
Okay, well, uh, I was thinking
about the kids' summer camp.

297
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:45,498
Whatever you're thinking
is right, I'm sure.

298
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,534
No, no, hold on.

299
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:51,171
I was thinking they
shouldn't go to camp at all.

300
00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:53,306
What?

301
00:13:53,878 --> 00:13:57,603
Yeah. I mean, is it really a
good idea for kids to have fun?

302
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:58,798
Huh?

303
00:13:59,337 --> 00:14:02,814
It'll just make being
an adult that much sadder

304
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:06,752
when they think back at all
the fun they used to have.

305
00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:10,958
That is quite a theory.

306
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,859
Well, that's what happens
when I make decisions.

307
00:14:12,861 --> 00:14:16,155
Plus, what are we gonna do for
two weeks with no kids, huh?

308
00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:19,476
Take our own vacation? That's stupid.

309
00:14:20,374 --> 00:14:22,869
That is stupid.

310
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:24,671
You're right again.

311
00:14:24,673 --> 00:14:26,973
You always make such good decisions.

312
00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:29,084
- No, I don't.
- Great job.

313
00:14:31,012 --> 00:14:33,146
Speaking of which, Kate needs new bras.

314
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:35,815
Who needs new what, now? What?

315
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:38,251
Just get on the Internet
and see what you can find.

316
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,792
Teen girl bras?

317
00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:45,258
I don't want to Google that.

318
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,181
We just grounded Teddy
for Googling that!

319
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:53,777
I never should've used that
stupid silent negotiation.

320
00:14:53,802 --> 00:14:55,368
What were you thinking?

321
00:14:56,452 --> 00:14:57,971
You told me to do it.

322
00:14:57,973 --> 00:15:01,608
I told you what it was; I
didn't tell you to do it.

323
00:15:01,897 --> 00:15:04,939
So, Andi was fine with the
kids staying home all summer?

324
00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:05,778
Yeah.

325
00:15:05,803 --> 00:15:07,147
She said I made some good points.

326
00:15:07,149 --> 00:15:09,149
And I'll tell you something, I did not.

327
00:15:09,985 --> 00:15:11,751
She's up to something.

328
00:15:11,991 --> 00:15:14,754
I bet she knows you used a trick.

329
00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:16,272
Maybe the reason nobody does it anymore

330
00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:17,999
is because all the wives figured it out.

331
00:15:18,024 --> 00:15:20,760
That's right. This is
why we stopped doing it.

332
00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:22,795
It unravels marriages.

333
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:25,746
What?

334
00:15:26,699 --> 00:15:28,935
They evolved, but we didn't.

335
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:30,670
Just like Jurassic Park.

336
00:15:30,672 --> 00:15:33,339
Oh, will you, will you stop with that?

337
00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:35,097
See a different movie.

338
00:15:35,122 --> 00:15:36,855
Why? It explains everything.

339
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,522
You don't want me buying Katie's bras.

340
00:15:49,524 --> 00:15:50,967
You're playing dirty.

341
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:52,725
You played dirty first.

342
00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:54,460
No!

343
00:15:54,462 --> 00:15:56,496
Yeah, you got me.

344
00:15:57,105 --> 00:15:58,731
But, look, I'm already being punished.

345
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:01,167
I just want things to go back to normal.

346
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,903
You pick stuff, I watch TV.

347
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,472
I agree, that's how we work.

348
00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:08,541
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

349
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,667
How do we do that?

350
00:16:12,994 --> 00:16:16,616
I guess we have to go
back to the beginning.

351
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,976
Back to where it all started.

352
00:16:19,064 --> 00:16:21,398
Behind the Dumpster at Chili's?

353
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,827
No! We're never going back that far.

354
00:16:26,828 --> 00:16:29,862
No, I'm talking about
Kate and the dance.

355
00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:33,377
So, sit down and we can discuss it.

356
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:40,293
I still can't believe you guys
are letting me go to the dance.

357
00:16:40,294 --> 00:16:41,608
Thank you so much.

358
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:45,172
Ah, we went to the chairs, and
the Globetrotters won again.

359
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,001
Oh, I forgot my phone.

360
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,877
I am back, baby.

361
00:16:51,498 --> 00:16:54,254
And now we have a pink bathroom
in our house, that I love.

362
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:55,955
Oh, technically it's mauve.

363
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:59,323
I am thrilled to say I do not care.

364
00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:03,496
That must be Kate's date.

365
00:17:03,498 --> 00:17:06,266
I don't know why, but
I'm feeling nachos.

366
00:17:07,731 --> 00:17:10,637
Hey. What's up?

367
00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:12,305
You're a giant.

368
00:17:14,009 --> 00:17:15,441
Dad, your friend's here.

369
00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:18,344
Is Kate ready?

370
00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,013
Uh, Adam?

371
00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:21,581
Yeah. Uh, hey, big guy.

372
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:25,184
Katie will be out in
a minute. Yeah, okay.

373
00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:26,853
We can't let our daughter go out alone

374
00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:28,721
with that-that lumberjack in a tux.

375
00:17:28,723 --> 00:17:30,990
I mean, did you see him? He
filled up the whole doorway!

376
00:17:30,992 --> 00:17:32,670
All right, all right.
Don't panic, don't panic.

377
00:17:32,695 --> 00:17:34,761
Oh, okay. I'll go with them.

378
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,363
Yeah. Although, he looked pretty strong.

379
00:17:38,918 --> 00:17:41,040
I wish I still had that bear spray.

380
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,583
Katie, your date's here!

381
00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:44,168
- You'll go? Really?
- Yeah, sure. Absolutely, yeah.

382
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,505
Apparently, they don't have a problem

383
00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:47,507
with grown men going to their dances.

384
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,629
You're the best.

385
00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:52,814
Maybe later we can swing by Chili's.

386
00:17:54,494 --> 00:17:56,789
Uh, okay. Uh, come on, we're going!

387
00:17:57,299 --> 00:17:58,578
Wait, you're going, too?

388
00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:00,830
Damn right I am. I call shotgun.

389
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,023
Chili's. You're so naughty.

390
00:18:11,282 --> 00:18:13,289
Hey. How'd it go?

391
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,501
I had a blast.

392
00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:16,780
I thought Danny and
I kind of had a spark.

393
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:20,933
Yeah, you two were so cute
in the photo booth together.

394
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,377
Ah. You'll thank me someday.

395
00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:29,549
No, she won't.

396
00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:31,737
You didn't embarrass
her too bad, did you?

397
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,353
Embarrass her?

398
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,542
I won the dance contest.

399
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,107
Oh! Oh!

400
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,869
Now we're even.

401
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,709
Very funny. See you at prom!

402
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:08,393
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