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Oh, hey, I'll take the kids to school.

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I want to talk to the principal, again,

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about letting Kate play
on the boys' soccer team.

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Why are you making
yourself crazy with this?

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Even if the school agrees,

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you know the boys are
gonna be jerks about it.

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Remember that Disney movie

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where they put the donkey
on the football team

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to kick the field goals?

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He did not fit in.

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Yeah, I remember that movie.

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They went all the way to the
Super Bowl with that donkey.

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Okay, kiddos, finish up.

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We're out the door in two minutes.

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Hey, Adam. We met a guy at
breakfast who wants to apply to

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be foreman of the mini-mall
job. Oh, is he any good?

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Been running a table saw 25 years

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and is only missing one finger.

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Put him on top of the pile.

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I can't wait until
there's a new guy at work.

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I've gotten enough guff.

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It's time for me to dish some out.

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And believe you me,
I've got guff to give.

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You keep using words like "guff"

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I doubt your life is gonna change much.

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Hey, uh, just out of curiosity,
why does it have to be a guy?

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What do you mean?

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Well, all the applicants are men.

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Well, the job is foreman.

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It's for a man.

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No, that's not why.

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Okay, look, my crew

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are big, tough guys,

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so I need an even bigger, tougher guy

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to boss them around.

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Plus, we have Porta-Potties.
Those things don't flush.

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It's no place for a lady.

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You are the father of two daughters.

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Would you want Emme and Kate
being denied opportunities?

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At a construction site? Yes.

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Look, I do what I do

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so they can have the
kind of namby-pamby jobs

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where your boss has a ponytail
and you can call in sad.

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So, women can only do namby-pamby jobs?

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No, no, I just...

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Why is everyone so quiet?

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'Cause you're about to get it, Dad.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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We are having a friendly
talk that I am gonna win.

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Okay?

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But just in case I
don't, go wait in the car.

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I bet Mom says a bad word.

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Oh, I bet she says all of them.

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How many bad words are there?

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Four big ones and there's,
like, 12 words for butt.

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Okay, look, I'm-I'm not saying
women are worse than men.

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I'm just saying they're different.

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Why did we even go see
<i>Wonder Woman?</i>

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What? It's true.

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Why can't we say it?

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Because there are other
people in the room.

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Look, men are better at some things

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and women are better at others.

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You know, I have to say...

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you're kind of being a sexist.

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Okay, well, you don't have to say it.

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Look, I am not a sexist. All right?

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I'm just saying what everyone
else is thinking. Right, guys?

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Uh, I completely agree with you,

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as soon as she leaves.

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I would hire a woman because,
again, I am not a sexist.

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But no women want this job.

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Uh-huh. A-And where did
you advertise for this job?

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I told these guys.

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You know there are websites

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with qualified people looking for jobs.

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Maybe you should look there.

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Fine. I will.

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And I bet there'll be
some women on there.

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I'll bet there will.

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- And you should find one.
- I will.

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- And interview her.
- Fine.

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Fine.

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I've never seen anyone
lose that slowly before.

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Okay, Leonard, thanks for stopping by.

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Oh, here, take this with
you. No need to waste it.

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He totally failed my "what's
your favorite lunch" question.

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Caesar salad? He's not one of us.

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We've interviewed seven guys today

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- and none of them are any good.
- Yeah, well,

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all right, we're almost
done. We just got one more.

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- A lady.
- Really?

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You actually did that?

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Yeah, because I am not a sexist.

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So, we're gonna interview this girl,

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who's never gonna get the
job, and then grab some lunch.

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All right, that's her, so remember,

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she's just a person trying to
get a job, so act professional.

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Goes without saying.

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Come on in.

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Hey.

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I'm Zara.

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Hey, mama.

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So, Zara, uh,

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what do you like about construction?

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What's there not to like?

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I get to smash stuff,
get to drive big machines,

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and when you're finished,

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there's something there
that wasn't there before.

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- Good answer.
- Mm, yeah.

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The last guy said he liked
how easy it was to quit.

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I see you went to college.

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In this job, we build colleges.

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We don't go to them.

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If you look at the next line,
you'll see that I got a degree

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in construction management.

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Oh, a big fancy college girl.

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I'm sorry. I can't give you guff.

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You seem lovely.

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Zara, the issue I'm having here

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is you don't have a ton
of on-site experience.

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Yeah, it's hard for a woman
to get a job on a work site.

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Guys just hire other guys.

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- What?
- What? - What?

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Look, I have enough experience to know

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that you'd already have your roof up

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if your guys weren't shooting
dice behind that forklift.

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Don, you said you
were gonna handle that.

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I did. They cut us in for 20%.

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That's how we got the
fancy coffee maker.

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I'll take care of this.

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Hey! Get back to work!

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Every minute you're on your
ass, I'm docking your pay!

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Oh, they're moving now.

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Look, Big Ernie just ran into a hole.

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Oh, it's okay. Little
Ernie is helping him out.

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Ah. Now they're both in the hole.

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Nice guys.

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Very impressive.

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I haven't seen Big Ernie run that fast

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since his ex-wife came down here.

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You know, I-I think she's hired.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang
on. I have one last question.

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If you were ordering lunch
today, what would you get?

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Oh, answer's always chili.

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Yeah, she's hired.

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This is amazing.

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Thank you so much for the opportunity.

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You won't regret it. I will
work my tail off for you.

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Hey, you earned it.

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I'm sorry. Before you go...

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You look so familiar.

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Have we met?

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Nice try, gramps.

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No, I-I really think I know her.

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It's because she's attractive.

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It happens to me all the time.

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People see this and
they think they know me.

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Although, often, they just
think I'm Rachel Maddow.

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This is so great.

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Not only is Zara perfect for the job,

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but when Andi sees that I hired a woman,

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she's gonna feel bad
for calling me a sexist.

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Then you know what I'm gonna see?

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Regret face.

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Ah, regret face, the rarest
of all the wife faces.

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I saw a touch of that on my wedding day.

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Hey, honey.

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Welcome home.

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Wow, you seem chipper.

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Ah, just a great day to be alive.

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I was very productive,
met a lot of guys,

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hired a new foreman.

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Oh, yeah? Did you go
with Mr. Nine Fingers?

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No, no.

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No, not him. Went with someone else.

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This one's got body parts
the other guys wish they had.

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Okay, so, get this.

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I just got off the phone
with Kate's principal

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and he said the
administration would discuss

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putting Kate on the team.

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They don't mean that.

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That's the same trick I use on you.

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Sexism.

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It is the scourge of our country,

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but what are you gonna do?

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Oh, that's probably the
new foreman coming by

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to get the start paperwork.

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I'll get it.

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I'm very excited to get it.

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Andi, meet the new guy.

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It's a lady.

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Hey. I'm Zara.

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Zara, this is my wife, Andi.

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Hey.

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That stunned look on her face is, uh,

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it's 'cause she's not used

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to seeing women in construction.

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She's kind of old-fashioned.

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Here's your, uh, here's your paperwork.

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- Great, thanks.
- Yeah.

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Oh, was there a reason why you
didn't just e-mail this to me?

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Yes, yes, there was.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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Wait a second, you actually
hired a woman as your foreman?

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Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Perhaps now you'd like to
take back calling me a sexist?

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I mean, that word starts off great,

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but then goes downhill real fast.

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You know what...

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maybe I misjudged you.

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There it is.

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The regret face. Oh.

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It's just, it's so beautiful.

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I almost can't look straight at it.

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It's like an eclipse.

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No, I'm serious.

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I'm so proud of you.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I mean, you were

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a dusty old seed

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and now you're-you're
just, you're blossoming

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into a beautiful flower husband.

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I really am. Yeah, I'm, uh,

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I'm-I'm changing people's lives.

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I think they're gonna put me on a stamp.

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Hey. I was waiting in
my car for Zara to leave.

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I figured out how I know her.

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- What?
- She was a dancer at the Tassel Castle.

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What? I thought that place closed down.

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I mean, what's the Tassel Castle?

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It's the-the strip club
down at the airport.

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Oh, Don.

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And a little bit Adam.

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I think our new foreman may have
left something off her résumé.

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00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,933
Wha...

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00:10:04,935 --> 00:10:08,188
is he saying that you
hired an exotic dancer?

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Apparently.

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Although, I don't know why
he's saying it in front of you.

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Oh, Adam.

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And now only Adam.

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No, no, no, no.

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You-you were proud of me.

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I was blossoming.

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I was...

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I was gonna be on a stamp.

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Ugh.

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I guess this isn't the first
time an airport stripper

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ruined a husband's day.

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Hey, don't be mad at
me, be mad at Don...

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He went to the strip club.

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Bad Don.

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I didn't go for the girls,

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Marcy and I used to
go for the hot wings.

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You get in free if you bring your wife.

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That's a real peek behind the curtain.

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00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,077
No, no, no, you can't
go behind the curtain.

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They're very serious about that.

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And I'm sure it was Zara.

258
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,283
She was going by the name Amber Breeze.

259
00:11:03,702 --> 00:11:07,058
I am just not comfortable with
you working ten hours a day

260
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,717
with somebody who used to
dance for schlumpy perverts.

261
00:11:09,719 --> 00:11:11,885
Hey. Don't call my wife schlumpy.

262
00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:13,253
Geez.

263
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,391
Uh... okay,

264
00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:18,692
so, you want me to fire her

265
00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:20,127
because she used to dance for a living?

266
00:11:20,129 --> 00:11:21,395
That sounds sexist.

267
00:11:21,397 --> 00:11:22,931
You're the sexist!

268
00:11:22,956 --> 00:11:24,523
That is not what I meant. Okay, yeah,

269
00:11:24,548 --> 00:11:25,866
I know what you meant.

270
00:11:25,868 --> 00:11:27,801
And frankly, it saddens me.

271
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,316
Okay, how could you, the
mother of two daughters,

272
00:11:31,341 --> 00:11:32,523
be so judgmental?

273
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,459
That's women keeping women
down, that's what that is.

274
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,657
I am not a sexist.

275
00:11:37,682 --> 00:11:40,684
I just... I'm suspicious of strippers.

276
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,568
So she's a stripperist.

277
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,805
Look, I believe

278
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:51,009
that any woman should be
able to have any job. Right?

279
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,077
Unless she's a stripper
and it's with my husband.

280
00:11:53,836 --> 00:11:54,545
I mean, come on,

281
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,014
you're out there building things

282
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,548
and getting all sweaty.

283
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,051
I mean, you're so sexy
when you're sweaty.

284
00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:01,819
I am?

285
00:12:03,727 --> 00:12:05,657
Oh. I've been taking showers

286
00:12:05,682 --> 00:12:07,782
all these years like an idiot.

287
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,963
She has to go. All right?

288
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,464
There is not a wife in America

289
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,066
- who would disagree with me.
- Okay, wait, hang on,

290
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,801
hang on, we're getting
all bent out of shape

291
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,637
about something Don says he
remembers seeing years ago.

292
00:12:20,018 --> 00:12:22,285
I mean, Amber Breeze?

293
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:24,175
I'm pretty sure that's the
name of the air freshener

294
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,877
in the Porta-Potties.

295
00:12:28,091 --> 00:12:29,013
Look, look.

296
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,648
Before we do anything,

297
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,351
we have to find out if it's even true.

298
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,186
Okay, well, you said you were sure.

299
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,587
How confident are you?

300
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,511
Very.

301
00:12:39,544 --> 00:12:41,644
Like 50-50.

302
00:12:44,649 --> 00:12:46,531
Hey, did you hear anything from school

303
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,865
about me playing on
the boys' soccer team?

304
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,334
Oh, not yet.

305
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,169
Are you sure you really want to do this?

306
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,071
I mean, I've been telling
you since you were two:

307
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,707
stay away from boys, they are gross.

308
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,775
I just want to be on the best team.

309
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,685
Okay, okay,

310
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,456
but those boys only want one thing

311
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,382
and it's not for you to play the goalie.

312
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,253
Honey, she's growing up.

313
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,699
- She's gonna be blocking a
lot of balls. - Don't...

314
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,763
Don't do that.

315
00:13:19,936 --> 00:13:21,366
That's my baby.

316
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,267
All right, look, Zara's
gonna be here any minute

317
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,769
to go over these blueprints with me

318
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,537
and then we'll just ask
her if she was a dancer.

319
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,373
Well, no, we can't just ask her.

320
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,575
I mean, if we're wrong, we're
just gonna look like jerks.

321
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,909
Okay, uh, oh. Well, how about

322
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,411
if I drop a dollar bill on the floor

323
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,779
and we see how she picks it up?

324
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,614
Huh?

325
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,252
I mean, if she, like, if she, like,

326
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,489
crawls across the floor
to get it, case closed.

327
00:13:44,983 --> 00:13:47,626
Or we could try literally anything else.

328
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,952
Fine, we'll do it the slow way.

329
00:13:50,977 --> 00:13:53,231
Okay, and if it turns
out to be true, she's out.

330
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,893
I'll get the door.

331
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,705
- Hey, come on in.
- Hey.

332
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,074
I stopped by the job site
to get the guys started

333
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,711
and I noticed that the whole
crew wasn't wearing shirts.

334
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,745
Is that normal?

335
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,047
No, they're just not used

336
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,281
to having a girl around.

337
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,849
They're trying to impress you.

338
00:14:12,225 --> 00:14:14,639
Well, I was impressed by
the amount of back hair.

339
00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:18,289
Hey, uh, you know, speaking
of not wearing shirts,

340
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,872
Andi, do you think it's weird
to not wear a shirt at your job?

341
00:14:21,897 --> 00:14:24,095
Well, yeah, I mean, I've
always worn shirts at my job.

342
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,352
You know.

343
00:14:26,405 --> 00:14:28,299
But I bet there are some jobs out there

344
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,134
where-where you don't have to.

345
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,865
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

346
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,385
- Like a lifeguard.
- Mmm.

347
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,039
- Or a TV show lifeguard.
- Right.

348
00:14:35,515 --> 00:14:37,208
Uh...

349
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,110
Zara, can you think of any more?

350
00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:41,379
Lion tamer.

351
00:14:42,225 --> 00:14:46,017
- True. True, true, true, true,
yeah, very true, yeah. - Hmm, yeah.

352
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,325
No.

353
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,131
Uh, you know, I know it's kind of early,

354
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,566
but, boy, I would like a beer.

355
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,990
Andi, what's the name
of that beer you like?

356
00:15:03,015 --> 00:15:04,435
Amber something?

357
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,071
I don't know, I'll drink anything.

358
00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:09,153
Andi...

359
00:15:09,178 --> 00:15:10,942
The beer Don was talking about.

360
00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:13,197
Oh!

361
00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:15,046
Oh, set me up again.

362
00:15:15,651 --> 00:15:16,581
You know, I had... All right,

363
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,349
I've had enough of
this, okay? Hey, Zara,

364
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,009
you know, uh, we heard

365
00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:22,086
that... you might have been

366
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,822
a dancer at the Tassel Castle.

367
00:15:25,589 --> 00:15:27,559
Yes, I was a stripper.

368
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,529
Well, there it is.

369
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,399
- Okay, uh, Zara...
- Wait.

370
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,449
Is this gonna be a problem?

371
00:15:37,474 --> 00:15:38,936
Because I really don't
want to lose this job.

372
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,472
You guys are the only
ones that gave me a chance.

373
00:15:54,215 --> 00:15:55,153
Andi?

374
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,088
What, it's-it's none of
my business who you hire.

375
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,123
I don't like to get involved.

376
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:03,187
Look, it's...

377
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,056
it's not like the Tassel
Castle was my dream job.

378
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:07,773
My parents didn't approve of me

379
00:16:07,798 --> 00:16:09,634
doing construction
because I was a woman.

380
00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:11,174
They wouldn't pay for my school,

381
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,966
so I had to find a job
where I could work nights,

382
00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:16,774
go to school during the day and
make enough money to pay for it.

383
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,342
I did what I had to do.

384
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:21,338
And I know some people might judge me.

385
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,949
But I don't care.

386
00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:26,617
I'm proud of myself.

387
00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:27,842
I wasn't gonna let anybody

388
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,987
tell me how I could live my life.

389
00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:32,118
Wow, that...

390
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,008
that is so inspiring.

391
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,458
I can't believe you even thought

392
00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:38,349
about firing her over this!

393
00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:43,768
Man...

394
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,736
Zara's been through some stuff.

395
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,239
- Yeah, her parents, huh?
- Yeah, what were they thinking?

396
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,568
I don't know, but...
that was quite a story.

397
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,535
I know.

398
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,227
Well, every dancer has a story.

399
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,852
How do you know?

400
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,701
- Don told me.
- Uh-huh.

401
00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:11,334
I just got an e-mail
from the principal.

402
00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,129
They decided that I'm not allowed

403
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,331
to play on the boys' team.

404
00:17:13,356 --> 00:17:15,691
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

405
00:17:15,716 --> 00:17:18,096
I just, I don't understand
why it's such a big deal.

406
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,622
I don't like people telling
me how to live my life.

407
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:24,208
You know what? Neither do I.

408
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,849
You want to play on
the boys' soccer team,

409
00:17:25,874 --> 00:17:26,949
we're gonna make it happen.

410
00:17:26,974 --> 00:17:28,145
Go upstairs, get your
brother and sister...

411
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,981
We're all gonna take you
to school today, okay?

412
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,117
What's gotten into you?

413
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,987
You heard Zara's story... Her
parents didn't support her,

414
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:39,390
she ended up spinning her
tassels down at the airport.

415
00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:45,074
Andi, what is our number
one job as parents?

416
00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:47,043
To... give our kids...

417
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,099
- love and security?
- Nah.

418
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,400
That's number two and number three.

419
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,769
Number one is to keep
our daughter off the pole.

420
00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:55,840
Okay?

421
00:17:56,139 --> 00:17:59,753
So I am gonna make damn
sure that I support Katie.

422
00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:03,581
Ooh. You're getting all sweaty.

423
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,594
- I like it.
- Oh.

424
00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:10,186
Really? Okay, all right, well,
keep that on a low simmer,

425
00:18:10,211 --> 00:18:11,522
- and we'll meet back here for lunch, okay?
- Okay.

426
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,171
All right. Uh, how...
how sweaty do you want me?

427
00:18:14,196 --> 00:18:17,094
Like a... like a farmer,
or late for a plane?

428
00:18:18,455 --> 00:18:20,419
Like a farmer who's late for a plane.

429
00:18:22,177 --> 00:18:25,436
Wow. Never a dull
moment with you. Ha-ha!

430
00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:31,542
Okay, my wife has something to
say, so I am gonna stand here

431
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,977
and make sure you listen to her.

432
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,011
Huh?

433
00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:35,987
Release the kraken, honey.

434
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:38,759
You know, I have listened
to all of your excuses

435
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,050
about how it's not practical

436
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,752
to have a girl on the boys' team,

437
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,768
but the bottom line is,

438
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:43,957
you're the one that's been stopping it,

439
00:18:43,982 --> 00:18:46,098
- because you're a sexist.
- Boom!

440
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,977
Sexist. Boom!

441
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:50,502
Yeah, and I'm not just
gonna say that to your face,

442
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,097
I'm gonna say it on the Internet.

443
00:18:52,122 --> 00:18:53,555
I'm on Twitter.

444
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,686
Okay? I have 18 followers.

445
00:18:55,711 --> 00:18:57,242
And they all have followers, too.

446
00:18:57,244 --> 00:18:58,977
I'm gonna make you go viral.

447
00:18:58,979 --> 00:19:00,579
So you need to ask yourself:

448
00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:02,948
which side of history
do you want to be on?

449
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,783
Oh. Boom. History.

450
00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:13,092
So, what happened?

451
00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:15,427
You're in.

452
00:19:15,429 --> 00:19:17,396
Really? Yes!

453
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:19,098
- Thank you!
- Oh, hey...

454
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,066
Don't thank me... Your mom did it.

455
00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,868
Yeah, you should have seen his face.

456
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,598
Is that what I look
like when you yell at me?

457
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,449
You guys are awesome.

458
00:19:27,474 --> 00:19:30,275
- So, you want to walk me to class?
- No, we can't.

459
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,715
We have to be escorted out by security.

460
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,990
No, no, no.

461
00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:47,826
What? The whole crew's doing
it. It's Fresh Air Friday.

462
00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:51,467
That's not a thing.

463
00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:52,808
- It isn't?
- Nah.

464
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,233
Don!

465
00:19:54,772 --> 00:19:56,069
Well, I can't put my shirt on now...

466
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,660
I'm covered in baby oil.

467
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,778
Hey, honey.

468
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,288
How was soccer practice?

469
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,365
We're still not allowed back on campus.

470
00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:14,815
You were right. Boys<i> are</i> gross.

471
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:17,872
You got to get me back
on the girls' team.

472
00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:26,096
The kids do this to us every time.

473
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,985
They get excited about something,

474
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,954
we make it happen, and then they quit.

475
00:20:33,929 --> 00:20:36,059
Hey, guys. I was thinking
about playing the clarinet.

476
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:37,851
No.

477
00:20:38,707 --> 00:20:39,872
But I really want to.

478
00:20:39,897 --> 00:20:41,530
No, you don't.

479
00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:45,100
Yeah, you're right. I'll
just go play video games.

480
00:20:45,102 --> 00:20:47,102
There you go.

481
00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:51,893
And that's how we're
doing that from now on.

482
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:52,964
Yeah.

483
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:58,830
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