1 00:00:00,547 --> 00:00:02,789 So to wrap up our end-of-the-year conference, 2 00:00:02,814 --> 00:00:05,165 I'll just say Emme's a joy to have in my classroom. 3 00:00:05,345 --> 00:00:07,814 Aside from the Leo incident, she's had an excellent year. 4 00:00:07,892 --> 00:00:09,658 Great, let's go. 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,000 Wait, w-what incident? Who's Leo? 6 00:00:12,025 --> 00:00:14,263 Oh, who's anybody really? 7 00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:15,990 Let's get some ice cream, huh? 8 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,415 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. 9 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,108 I need to know why Leo makes you so happy 10 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:21,699 and you so nervous. 11 00:00:23,366 --> 00:00:24,750 Okay, last month, 12 00:00:24,752 --> 00:00:26,919 Emme told me that there was this older kid, 13 00:00:26,921 --> 00:00:28,587 Leo, who was making fun of her. 14 00:00:28,589 --> 00:00:30,956 So, I told her the only way to deal with bullies 15 00:00:30,958 --> 00:00:33,159 is to give as good as you get. 16 00:00:33,161 --> 00:00:35,241 You told her to make fun of another kid? 17 00:00:35,266 --> 00:00:36,896 Don't get upset yet, there's more. 18 00:00:38,257 --> 00:00:39,298 Emme? 19 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,033 I called Leo "lazy bones" 20 00:00:41,035 --> 00:00:43,202 'cause he's always sitting in his chair. 21 00:00:43,558 --> 00:00:46,772 Oh, well, that's not so bad. 22 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:49,275 Then he just rolled away. 23 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:53,988 He was in a wheelchair? 24 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:57,183 Because he has a broken leg. A broken leg, that's all. 25 00:00:57,185 --> 00:00:58,871 Okay, no ice cream for you. 26 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:01,053 Well... Come on. 27 00:01:02,301 --> 00:01:04,290 Enjoy the ride home, Mr. Burns. 28 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,461 Hey, what I heard your teacher saying 29 00:01:08,463 --> 00:01:11,507 is that you are making good progress. 30 00:01:12,154 --> 00:01:14,967 So we're oh for two on the teacher conferences. 31 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,841 Oh, wait, there's the library. 32 00:01:17,357 --> 00:01:18,387 Didn't Kate say 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,072 she'd be in there studying with Mandy? 34 00:01:20,496 --> 00:01:22,805 Yeah, she said she was gonna get a ride home with her. 35 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:24,189 But it says it's closed. 36 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:26,846 It's locked. 37 00:01:27,246 --> 00:01:28,512 So, where is she? 38 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:29,937 I mean, she knows she's supposed to let us know 39 00:01:29,962 --> 00:01:31,626 if her plans change. Well, text her. 40 00:01:31,651 --> 00:01:33,777 Oh, I'm gonna text the heck out of her. 41 00:01:36,324 --> 00:01:38,657 "Where are you?" 42 00:01:40,332 --> 00:01:41,449 Adam, she's not answering. 43 00:01:41,474 --> 00:01:42,995 Well, it's only been two seconds. 44 00:01:42,997 --> 00:01:44,296 How can you be so calm? 45 00:01:44,298 --> 00:01:45,831 She-she could be in a ditch somewhere. 46 00:01:45,833 --> 00:01:46,863 Because she's not in a ditch. 47 00:01:46,888 --> 00:01:49,335 They filled all those in years ago. 48 00:01:49,337 --> 00:01:51,005 - Oh, she's answering. - Oh, thank God. 49 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:52,080 I made that thing up about ditches. 50 00:01:52,105 --> 00:01:53,805 There's ditches everywhere. 51 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,576 "At the library, almost finished with homework." 52 00:01:58,203 --> 00:01:59,478 Adam, she lied. 53 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,846 Straight to my phone! 54 00:02:01,592 --> 00:02:02,762 You know, this isn't the first time 55 00:02:02,787 --> 00:02:04,233 she said she was at the library. 56 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,671 How many of those other times were lies? 57 00:02:05,696 --> 00:02:06,962 Who knows? Probably a lot. 58 00:02:06,964 --> 00:02:09,164 I mean, it's right there in the name: lie-brary. 59 00:02:10,459 --> 00:02:11,524 What are we gonna do? 60 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:12,782 Well, she's gonna come home sometime. 61 00:02:12,807 --> 00:02:13,806 And when she does... 62 00:02:13,831 --> 00:02:15,604 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 63 00:02:15,606 --> 00:02:16,638 That's gonna be fun. 64 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,440 Oh, you are gonna see a show. 65 00:02:20,362 --> 00:02:21,206 Katie's gonna be 66 00:02:21,231 --> 00:02:23,355 coming through that door any minute, and when she does, 67 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:24,846 - busted. - Okay, wait. 68 00:02:24,848 --> 00:02:26,348 Who's gonna say, "How was the library?" 69 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,049 'Cause whoever says it has to be cool. 70 00:02:28,051 --> 00:02:29,451 Okay? 71 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,097 You can't say, 72 00:02:30,122 --> 00:02:31,784 "How was the library?" 73 00:02:32,789 --> 00:02:34,289 She'll know something's up. 74 00:02:34,423 --> 00:02:36,690 Well, who would say it like that? 75 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:41,563 You get excited. 76 00:02:43,285 --> 00:02:44,776 Okay, you ask her. 77 00:02:44,801 --> 00:02:46,729 But then, when she lies, I'm lowering the boom. 78 00:02:46,754 --> 00:02:47,869 I don't have to be cool to lower the boom. 79 00:02:47,871 --> 00:02:49,582 Oh, that boom is getting lowered. 80 00:02:51,309 --> 00:02:52,542 Yeah. 81 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:54,667 Ooh, here she comes! Teddy, be cool! 82 00:02:58,222 --> 00:02:59,032 Hey, guys. 83 00:02:59,057 --> 00:03:00,815 Oh, hey, Katie. 84 00:03:00,817 --> 00:03:04,324 Hey, so, I don't know, like, uh... 85 00:03:06,097 --> 00:03:07,889 how was the library? 86 00:03:10,043 --> 00:03:11,713 Great. I got a lot of homework done. 87 00:03:11,738 --> 00:03:13,461 No, you didn't because it was closed! 88 00:03:13,463 --> 00:03:15,096 Boom lowered! 89 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:16,931 That's right. 90 00:03:16,933 --> 00:03:18,166 We went to the library to look for you, 91 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:19,134 but you weren't there. 92 00:03:19,352 --> 00:03:21,252 Wait, you guys are checking up on me? 93 00:03:21,277 --> 00:03:22,570 I'm 14, I don't need you guys 94 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:24,139 looking over my shoulder all the time. 95 00:03:24,141 --> 00:03:25,440 Oh, yes, you do. 96 00:03:26,343 --> 00:03:28,009 As someone who was 14 once, 97 00:03:28,011 --> 00:03:32,013 I can tell you from experience that you are not smart. 98 00:03:32,842 --> 00:03:33,819 I mean, it's not your fault. 99 00:03:33,844 --> 00:03:35,917 Your brain's just not fully formed yet. 100 00:03:36,228 --> 00:03:37,137 It's like Jell-O 101 00:03:37,162 --> 00:03:38,920 before you put it in the fridge. 102 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,121 Yeah. 103 00:03:40,123 --> 00:03:41,656 Yeah, you open a 14-year-old brain, 104 00:03:41,658 --> 00:03:44,426 it's just a clown in there pulling levers. 105 00:03:45,884 --> 00:03:48,763 So just do yourself a favor and tell the truth, all right? 106 00:03:48,765 --> 00:03:51,466 Because you weren't at the school library. 107 00:03:51,822 --> 00:03:55,103 Yeah, because I was at the public library down the street. 108 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:04,648 Oh. 109 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:07,432 Okay, well, what would you say if I told you 110 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:09,090 we went and looked for you there, too? 111 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,986 Did you look for me on the first floor or the second floor? 112 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:13,920 Both. 113 00:04:14,656 --> 00:04:16,723 There is no second floor. 114 00:04:20,214 --> 00:04:22,463 If you don't believe me, you can call Mandy. 115 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:24,165 Oh, no, we're good. 116 00:04:24,988 --> 00:04:25,975 All right, you just think about 117 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,900 what almost happened here, young lady. 118 00:04:28,599 --> 00:04:31,199 And what we almost did about it. 119 00:04:39,304 --> 00:04:40,690 Was that the show? 120 00:04:42,986 --> 00:04:47,986 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com - 121 00:04:50,428 --> 00:04:52,491 There's no way Katie was at the public library. 122 00:04:52,516 --> 00:04:54,583 Yeah, well, she knows we can't prove it 123 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:57,186 because clearly we have never been to the library. 124 00:04:59,838 --> 00:05:01,649 I mean, I guess we could call her friend, Mandy, 125 00:05:01,674 --> 00:05:02,825 and check her story. 126 00:05:02,827 --> 00:05:05,861 Oh, I don't want to talk to Mandy. 127 00:05:06,345 --> 00:05:08,831 Yeah. Mandy's the worst. 128 00:05:10,392 --> 00:05:13,536 "I went to San Francisco last summer." 129 00:05:15,139 --> 00:05:16,428 Yeah. 130 00:05:16,453 --> 00:05:20,355 "And my hair was, like, I can't even." 131 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:24,513 You know what, she's just gonna back up Katie's story anyway. 132 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:27,083 So, how do we find out where she really was? 133 00:05:27,085 --> 00:05:29,985 Easy. We look at her phone. You want to know the truth? 134 00:05:29,987 --> 00:05:33,222 It's in there between, uh, Snapgrams and the Facechats. 135 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:38,961 A teenager's phone is like their diary, right? 136 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,864 Her whole life is in there. It's a huge invasion of privacy. 137 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,633 Okay. 138 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,603 Nobody in this house has privacy. 139 00:05:48,025 --> 00:05:50,873 All right? I have not gone to the bathroom in 14 years 140 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:54,176 without a little hand sliding under the door. 141 00:05:54,934 --> 00:05:56,846 Look, I say we do my phone thing. 142 00:05:57,426 --> 00:06:00,253 Okay. Well, since your last parenting gem 143 00:06:00,278 --> 00:06:02,278 was heckling a wheelchair kid... 144 00:06:03,786 --> 00:06:05,488 I think I'm gonna take the lead on this one. 145 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,973 Okay? I say 146 00:06:06,998 --> 00:06:08,357 that we give her some freedom 147 00:06:08,359 --> 00:06:10,526 and let her learn from her mistakes. 148 00:06:11,192 --> 00:06:14,663 That's just... fancy doing nothing! 149 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,425 Hey, you left Emme's artwork behind. 150 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:20,871 - Oh, thanks, Lowell. - Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:24,440 Boy, they really throw the word "art" around down there. 152 00:06:26,711 --> 00:06:28,144 Hey, Lowell, let me ask you: 153 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:29,983 don't you think it's an invasion of privacy 154 00:06:30,008 --> 00:06:31,614 to look through your daughter's phone? 155 00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:34,049 Please. If I could, I'd put a GPS microchip 156 00:06:34,051 --> 00:06:36,318 in my girls like they do with dogs. 157 00:06:38,843 --> 00:06:40,422 But I spoke to my vet about it, 158 00:06:40,424 --> 00:06:42,992 and our relationship has been strained ever since. 159 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,854 You hear that? 160 00:06:45,879 --> 00:06:47,830 There's dads way crazier than me out there. 161 00:06:47,832 --> 00:06:49,565 Thanks, Lowell. 162 00:06:49,567 --> 00:06:52,495 Let me know if you make any progress on chipping your kids. 163 00:06:53,518 --> 00:06:55,504 I think there's a guy in Sweden. 164 00:06:58,581 --> 00:07:00,976 Well, I'm telling you, we can't just let Katie lie to us 165 00:07:00,978 --> 00:07:02,611 with no consequences, okay? 166 00:07:02,613 --> 00:07:04,847 She has to know we're smarter than her. 167 00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:06,882 Okay, here's my compromise, all right? 168 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:08,984 I-I won't go into her phone, 169 00:07:08,986 --> 00:07:10,653 but it does come with 170 00:07:10,655 --> 00:07:12,688 a tracking app, so we can turn it on 171 00:07:12,690 --> 00:07:14,056 and see where she goes. 172 00:07:14,627 --> 00:07:17,960 Wow. Okay. I'm in. 173 00:07:19,392 --> 00:07:20,930 Hey, should we do that to each other's phones? 174 00:07:20,932 --> 00:07:22,131 You know, for safety? 175 00:07:24,556 --> 00:07:25,668 I already did it to yours. 176 00:07:29,718 --> 00:07:32,741 You go to Popeyes Chicken a lot. 177 00:07:37,615 --> 00:07:38,919 Okay, Kate's asleep. 178 00:07:38,944 --> 00:07:40,983 Okay, great. So we sneak in, grab the phone, 179 00:07:40,985 --> 00:07:43,120 turn on the tracking, put the phone back, sneak out, 180 00:07:43,145 --> 00:07:45,221 finish House Hunters International, fall asleep. 181 00:07:45,831 --> 00:07:47,030 Right. 182 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,012 - You ready? - Yep. Let's do it. 183 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:51,145 - Okay. What? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 184 00:07:51,184 --> 00:07:53,562 You should know that sometimes when I go to Popeyes, 185 00:07:53,564 --> 00:07:55,297 it's just to get a soda. 186 00:07:55,747 --> 00:07:57,378 - Okay. - Yeah, and if you bring your own cup, 187 00:07:57,403 --> 00:07:59,059 - it's only 50 cents. - Oh. 188 00:07:59,934 --> 00:08:01,503 - Can we go now? - Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Let's go. 189 00:08:01,505 --> 00:08:02,471 Okay. 190 00:08:02,473 --> 00:08:03,472 - Wait, wait, wait. - What? 191 00:08:03,715 --> 00:08:05,307 You have got to be kidding me. 192 00:08:05,309 --> 00:08:06,408 I am. 193 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:08,479 - Oh. - Huh? 194 00:08:08,504 --> 00:08:09,578 That is a good one. 195 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:11,058 - Right. - All right, let's go. 196 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:29,098 What are you guys doing? 197 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,899 Uh, sleepwalking. 198 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,235 At the same time. 199 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:35,404 Yeah, we do everything together. 200 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:38,173 No, no, not really. 201 00:08:38,175 --> 00:08:40,042 You know, Dad and his midnight jokes. 202 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,011 More like sleep-joking. 203 00:08:42,762 --> 00:08:44,346 Eh... 204 00:08:45,674 --> 00:08:46,961 Why do you have my phone? 205 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,877 Uh, well, I couldn't find mine, 206 00:08:50,902 --> 00:08:54,290 so we thought we'd use yours to call mine and get it to ring. 207 00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:57,459 Why couldn't you just use Mom's phone? 208 00:09:00,629 --> 00:09:01,995 Because her phone is with mine. 209 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,493 Even our phones do everything together. 210 00:09:04,949 --> 00:09:07,536 Hey, well, we'll just give you this back 211 00:09:07,538 --> 00:09:09,965 and-and you can go to sleep. Right. 212 00:09:10,309 --> 00:09:13,746 Or... are you already asleep? 213 00:09:14,906 --> 00:09:17,098 This might all be a dream. 214 00:09:24,422 --> 00:09:25,557 Nighty night. 215 00:09:26,590 --> 00:09:28,442 Well, that was a disaster. 216 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,740 Well, not entirely. While you were talking to Kate 217 00:09:32,765 --> 00:09:33,943 and she was distracted, I managed to 218 00:09:33,968 --> 00:09:35,631 turn on the tracking before we gave her the phone back. 219 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:37,633 Get out! 220 00:09:37,938 --> 00:09:38,868 Pretty good, huh? 221 00:09:38,893 --> 00:09:40,513 Yeah, yeah, really makes up for the... 222 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,299 I get excited! 223 00:09:46,704 --> 00:09:49,345 Okay, I dropped Teddy and Emme off at your parents, 224 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:50,646 so we have all day to track Kate. 225 00:09:50,648 --> 00:09:52,214 Okay, great. Yeah, when Katie left, 226 00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:54,204 she said she was gonna hole up at Mandy's 227 00:09:54,229 --> 00:09:55,828 because they have some school project. 228 00:09:55,853 --> 00:09:57,153 - Lie. - Yeah. 229 00:09:57,719 --> 00:09:59,124 So I said, "Are you going anywhere else?" 230 00:09:59,149 --> 00:09:59,866 She said, "No." 231 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:00,856 Lie. 232 00:10:00,858 --> 00:10:02,823 Mm-hmm. So I said, "You call me if you do." 233 00:10:02,848 --> 00:10:03,559 She said, "Okay." 234 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,676 Big lie. 235 00:10:04,911 --> 00:10:05,919 Yeah. 236 00:10:05,944 --> 00:10:07,496 That's one minute of conversation, 237 00:10:07,498 --> 00:10:09,431 three possible lies. That's a hat trick. 238 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:12,368 - Man, I can't wait to catch her. - Huh. 239 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:14,503 Ooh, and then you can take a picture of me with her 240 00:10:14,505 --> 00:10:16,638 - like I caught a big fish. - Yeah. 241 00:10:16,789 --> 00:10:18,589 All right, let's find out where she really is. 242 00:10:18,614 --> 00:10:20,281 Time to press the button of truth. 243 00:10:20,306 --> 00:10:21,634 Okay. 244 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,922 What does it say? 245 00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:25,555 Says she's right behind us. 246 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:27,483 What? Oh... 247 00:10:27,485 --> 00:10:28,484 I got you. 248 00:10:28,486 --> 00:10:31,520 Okay. It says she's at, uh... 249 00:10:31,522 --> 00:10:34,189 Mick's Ale House. 250 00:10:34,191 --> 00:10:35,724 That's a bar. 251 00:10:35,726 --> 00:10:38,260 A bar? That's worse than a ditch! 252 00:10:38,853 --> 00:10:40,553 We got to go get her right now. 253 00:10:40,987 --> 00:10:43,266 She never went to a bar before she was friends with Mandy. 254 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:44,700 Yeah, never trust your daughter with someone 255 00:10:44,702 --> 00:10:47,035 who's "been to San Francisco." 256 00:10:54,694 --> 00:10:55,873 There she is. 257 00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:57,834 Oh, my God. Thank God she's okay. 258 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,834 I'm gonna kill her. 259 00:11:01,045 --> 00:11:02,826 Know what? Now it's time to really lower the boom. 260 00:11:02,851 --> 00:11:05,862 Yeah, that first time was just practice; we are warmed up now. 261 00:11:06,636 --> 00:11:08,607 You're coming home with us, young lady. 262 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,659 Oh. 263 00:11:10,425 --> 00:11:11,691 Okay. 264 00:11:12,449 --> 00:11:13,955 I'm sorry. You know, w-we thought 265 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,304 you were someone else. 266 00:11:15,511 --> 00:11:17,297 Oh. 267 00:11:17,574 --> 00:11:20,100 What's the name of this place, again? 268 00:11:20,102 --> 00:11:21,435 The Over My Dead Body Bar. 269 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:22,933 That's it. Yeah, yeah. 270 00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:24,835 I mean, what kind of degenerates hang out in a bar 271 00:11:24,837 --> 00:11:26,880 at 11:30 in the morning? 272 00:11:27,052 --> 00:11:28,372 Hey, guys. 273 00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:30,644 Well, that answers that. 274 00:11:31,489 --> 00:11:32,753 What are you guys doing here? 275 00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:34,178 What are you doing here? 276 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:35,179 Well, I'm in the dart league 277 00:11:35,181 --> 00:11:36,247 that I talked you into sponsoring. 278 00:11:36,249 --> 00:11:38,182 Dart league? 279 00:11:38,184 --> 00:11:39,817 You said it was a Little League. 280 00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:42,853 Well, it is a little league. There's only four teams. 281 00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,524 Okay. I-I'll just call Kate. 282 00:11:45,962 --> 00:11:48,474 We've been tracking Kate's phone. It says she's here. 283 00:11:48,997 --> 00:11:50,143 It's ringing. 284 00:11:53,325 --> 00:11:55,093 Why is your pocket buzzing? 285 00:11:56,739 --> 00:11:57,772 But that-that's Kate's phone. 286 00:11:57,774 --> 00:12:00,042 - Why do you have Kate's phone? - I-I guess I grabbed it 287 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,409 by accident when I was over there this morning. 288 00:12:01,957 --> 00:12:03,150 It looks just like mine. 289 00:12:03,752 --> 00:12:05,180 Or... 290 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,641 Katie switched phones with Don to throw us off. 291 00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:10,055 Yeah, she must've figured out that we turned her tracking on. 292 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,288 And we wasted all day chasing down this barfly. 293 00:12:13,547 --> 00:12:15,723 Hey. I'm an athlete. 294 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:18,366 Yeah, if-if you can drink beer while you're doing it, 295 00:12:18,391 --> 00:12:19,500 it's not a sport. 296 00:12:20,219 --> 00:12:21,553 Yeah, but the problem is, 297 00:12:21,578 --> 00:12:24,227 once again, we have no idea where Katie is. 298 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:26,053 You know what? 299 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,169 Forget privacy. We're going into her phone. 300 00:12:28,171 --> 00:12:29,500 Well, we don't have a choice. 301 00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:31,813 She's like a counterintelligence mastermind. 302 00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:34,132 We're dealing with freaking Jason Bourne here. 303 00:12:38,071 --> 00:12:39,347 Wow. 304 00:12:39,349 --> 00:12:42,417 20 minutes inside a teenage girl's brain. 305 00:12:42,652 --> 00:12:44,375 That was terrifying. 306 00:12:45,836 --> 00:12:48,857 If they're the future, we're doomed. 307 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:50,425 She doesn't have a clown pulling levers, 308 00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:52,894 she's got a monkey throwing bananas. 309 00:12:56,102 --> 00:12:58,108 Well, at least we know where Kate is now. 310 00:12:58,133 --> 00:12:59,460 She and Mandy made plans 311 00:12:59,485 --> 00:13:01,618 to meet some girls at Beacon Street Coffee. 312 00:13:01,643 --> 00:13:05,177 Yeah. And then they somehow made their texts set off fireworks. 313 00:13:06,755 --> 00:13:08,887 After we punish her, I'm gonna make her show me how to do that, 314 00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:10,812 because that's just fun. 315 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,058 Wow. 316 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,364 Mandy sure has a lot to say about those red sweatpants 317 00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:17,855 you wore to drop-off last week. 318 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,355 What? She said she liked them. 319 00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:22,423 She liked making fun of them. 320 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:24,985 You know, when a man's wearing sweatpants in public, 321 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,032 things have already gone wrong for him that day. 322 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:29,768 Mandy! 323 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,063 Let's go bust Katie. 324 00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,542 Yeah. Yeah. 325 00:13:33,893 --> 00:13:35,590 But if Mandy catches a little shrapnel, 326 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,112 that's okay, too. 327 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,065 There she is, there she is, there she is. 328 00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:49,078 Why... why would Katie lie about 329 00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:51,286 meeting people we know at a place that we'd let her go? 330 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:54,669 Yeah. It's like Jason Bourne jumped off a building 331 00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:56,871 just to hang out with his judgy friend Mandy. 332 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,352 It just doesn't make any sense. 333 00:13:59,743 --> 00:14:02,263 Yeah, we didn't lie about stuff like this when we were kids. 334 00:14:02,265 --> 00:14:04,499 Well, we didn't have to. We'd just walk out the door 335 00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:07,035 in the morning, and made sure we were home by dark. 336 00:14:07,037 --> 00:14:09,904 Yeah. My parents liked it that way. 337 00:14:10,529 --> 00:14:12,543 It freed up time for my dad to smoke cigarettes 338 00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:15,120 and hose down the driveway in his tank top. 339 00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,218 So much hair everywhere, 340 00:14:17,243 --> 00:14:19,107 you couldn't tell if he was coming or going. 341 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,063 Hey, do you think Katie lied to us 342 00:14:24,088 --> 00:14:26,255 because she wants the freedom we had? 343 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,118 You know, I mean, we know where she is every second of her life. 344 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,561 Well, yeah, but we have to, right? 345 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:32,748 I mean, times have changed. 346 00:14:32,773 --> 00:14:33,991 The Internet has taught us 347 00:14:34,016 --> 00:14:36,295 that literally every other person in the world besides us 348 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,599 is a cranked-up sex maniac. 349 00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:39,672 I know, I know. I just... 350 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:42,904 I never thought about it from Katie's side before. 351 00:14:42,906 --> 00:14:45,240 You know, some of my best times as a kid 352 00:14:45,242 --> 00:14:47,909 were when I was out there in the world, on my own. 353 00:14:47,911 --> 00:14:51,613 Yeah. She'll never have that feeling. 354 00:14:52,153 --> 00:14:53,448 It's kind of sad. 355 00:14:53,801 --> 00:14:55,483 Yeah. 356 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,991 - Okay, let's go bust her. - No, Adam. 357 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,690 What? We're not gonna do anything? 358 00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:04,292 Well, you just said you understood her. 359 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,763 Well, yeah, I understand her. 360 00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:07,262 But I've been running all over town, 361 00:15:07,264 --> 00:15:09,405 I'm hot, I haven't had lunch, and somebody's got to pay. 362 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,692 - Okay... - Plus, we agreed 363 00:15:11,717 --> 00:15:13,864 that we can't let Katie think she's smarter than us. 364 00:15:13,889 --> 00:15:16,247 Look, don't worry, all right? We will figure out a way 365 00:15:16,272 --> 00:15:17,805 to let her know who's really in charge. 366 00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:18,840 Okay? Come on. 367 00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:20,275 I still haven't heard the word "lunch." 368 00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:22,744 And we will get you some lunch. 369 00:15:24,162 --> 00:15:26,514 I'm telling you, if Katie feels the need to lie to us 370 00:15:26,516 --> 00:15:28,182 because we're looking over her shoulder, 371 00:15:28,184 --> 00:15:30,357 let's see how she feels when we don't look at all. 372 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,388 But what if she feels good? 373 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,433 She won't. Trust me. We need to change it up. 374 00:15:36,592 --> 00:15:39,335 She beats us because she knows our whole playbook. 375 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,499 Run, run, pass, punt. 376 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,747 Yeah, but this time we'll blow her mind 377 00:15:44,772 --> 00:15:46,734 and hit her with the flea flicker. 378 00:15:47,606 --> 00:15:49,565 I love it when you talk football to me. 379 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:50,776 Aw... 380 00:15:51,741 --> 00:15:52,926 Here she comes. 381 00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:56,010 Hey, guys. 382 00:15:57,254 --> 00:15:59,012 I know I'm late, don't freak out. 383 00:15:59,723 --> 00:16:02,254 Oh, you're late? Hmm, hadn't noticed. 384 00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:05,358 Oh, okay, well, aren't you gonna ask me 385 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:06,809 how things went at Mandy's house? 386 00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:09,422 I'm not. Are you? 387 00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:11,811 Uh, let me guess: selfie, selfie, 388 00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:14,062 Mandy made fun of something I'm wearing. 389 00:16:15,421 --> 00:16:16,448 We're good. 390 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,419 So that's it? 391 00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:22,093 Well, what else would there be? 392 00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:25,606 I don't know, you guys just usually have a lot of questions. 393 00:16:25,796 --> 00:16:28,092 Well, I mean, you're 14 now; it's like you said, 394 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,627 you don't need us looking over your shoulder all the time. 395 00:16:30,986 --> 00:16:32,180 I mean, if this was a hundred years ago, 396 00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:33,869 you'd have five kids by now. 397 00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:37,485 But... 398 00:16:37,487 --> 00:16:39,620 Uh, could you keep it down? We're reading. 399 00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:45,355 Okay, what is going on here? 400 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,186 I-I mean, I was gone all day, 401 00:16:47,211 --> 00:16:49,445 and you're not asking any questions? 402 00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:51,561 You know, I wasn't even at Mandy's. 403 00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:53,914 What? 404 00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:58,256 Yeah, and you had no idea. 405 00:16:58,281 --> 00:16:59,993 I could've been in a ditch. 406 00:17:01,297 --> 00:17:03,431 I mean, where have you guys even been all day? 407 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,110 The library. 408 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,789 I don't know what's going on here, but I don't like it. 409 00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:13,313 So... 410 00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,501 you don't like it when we're hands off, 411 00:17:15,526 --> 00:17:16,633 and you also don't like it 412 00:17:16,658 --> 00:17:18,892 when we're looking over your shoulder? 413 00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:22,101 Being a teenager's hard, Adam. 414 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,705 Mm. 415 00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:25,290 So hard. 416 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:27,413 Okay. 417 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,939 I'm gonna make a deal with you, kid, because I like you. 418 00:17:33,623 --> 00:17:35,582 We'll give you a little more freedom, 419 00:17:35,607 --> 00:17:37,717 and you give us a little more honesty. 420 00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:39,708 But with this new freedom 421 00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:42,357 comes the possibility that you might end up somewhere 422 00:17:42,382 --> 00:17:46,154 that you don't feel safe, or you just want out. 423 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,571 And if that happens, 424 00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:52,390 you can call us, anytime, any place, 425 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,228 and we will come get you. 426 00:17:55,265 --> 00:17:57,339 Okay? No questions asked. Hmm? 427 00:17:57,364 --> 00:17:58,733 Exactly. 428 00:17:58,735 --> 00:18:00,701 Except there will be a lot of questions. 429 00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:02,388 Mm-hmm. 430 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,839 Oh, and, uh, by the way, here's your phone. 431 00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:06,394 It was in Don's pocket. 432 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,249 Any idea how it got there? 433 00:18:10,429 --> 00:18:11,694 Uh... 434 00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:15,874 Does this whole honesty thing have to start right now? 435 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,983 Well, I think that answers our question. 436 00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:21,956 Got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool us, babe. 437 00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,425 Mm-hmm. 438 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,059 Now, why don't you go upstairs 439 00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:28,696 and think about what actually happened here, young lady. 440 00:18:29,245 --> 00:18:32,066 And what we actually did about it. 441 00:18:32,409 --> 00:18:33,267 Hmm? 442 00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:44,372 Who's smarter now? 443 00:18:44,397 --> 00:18:45,803 It's us. 444 00:18:46,717 --> 00:18:49,122 We just Jason Bourned Jason Bourne. 445 00:18:49,147 --> 00:18:50,284 Uh. 446 00:18:50,286 --> 00:18:52,342 She'll tell us where she's going next time. 447 00:18:52,904 --> 00:18:54,395 We'll pretend to give her 448 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,773 her freedom so she feels independent, 449 00:18:56,798 --> 00:18:59,227 but we'll track her every move so we can sleep at night. 450 00:18:59,229 --> 00:19:02,907 Yeah. Yeah, and we'll call it Operation False Freedom. 451 00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:06,038 Oh, I like that we have a code name. 452 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,572 It makes us sound like Navy SEALs. 453 00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:10,981 Well, we need to be. We're up against some crafty opponents. 454 00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:17,564 Honey? 455 00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:19,680 You were outside? 456 00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:22,583 Yeah, I was shooting baskets with Devon. 457 00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:25,503 Buddy. 458 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,165 Where are your pants? 459 00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:33,100 Forgot to wear pants again! 460 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,766 Well, it's not gonna be hard to outsmart him. 461 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,204 No. That one we got in the bag. 462 00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:44,585 Mm-hmm. 463 00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:51,204 Hi. Um, can I have one doughnut hole, please? 464 00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:54,074 Oh, and-and the doughnut that hole came from. 465 00:19:57,744 --> 00:19:58,767 Hello? 466 00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:00,759 Hey, babe. Coming home soon? 467 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:02,689 Uh, yeah. Still at work, 468 00:20:02,714 --> 00:20:04,166 wrapping up a few things. 469 00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:07,078 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Well, uh, when you're done, 470 00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:09,689 can you bring some doughnuts home for your family? 471 00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,559 Oh, you're tracking me now, too. 472 00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:15,826 Yes, I am. I'm not the only secret snacker in this family, 473 00:20:15,851 --> 00:20:17,364 and I want that on the record. 474 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,532 Hey, I could be getting a coffee. 475 00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:22,569 Uh-huh, yeah, and when I go to Popeyes, I just get soda. 476 00:20:23,351 --> 00:20:24,471 Fine. 477 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,546 Now, I'll turn off my tracking if you turn off yours. 478 00:20:26,571 --> 00:20:29,210 Deal. But seriously, bring home some doughnuts.