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- How'd it go at the bank?
- Not good.
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This mini-mall job prep
is costing us a fortune.
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The rental on the crane, the lumber.
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Our account balance is so low,
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they wouldn't even give me a lollipop.
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But it's the biggest
job we've ever done.
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We should be rolling in the dough.
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I was gonna start hanging
out with Jimmy Buffett.
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We don't get paid
until we start the job,
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and the permits are taking
longer than they're supposed to.
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We just... we can't
cover all these bills.
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Well, then charge it to a credit card,
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and then charge that
to another credit card.
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Nobody pays for
anything in this country.
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That's how we all have so much stuff.
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I don't think you're getting
enough oxygen up there.
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Okay, look, we're gonna have
to put our own personal money in
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and float the company until we get paid.
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All right, okay, I'll kick in my share.
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If I want to have a real
relationship with Jimmy Buffett,
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he's got to like me for me.
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What's happening? Are you cleaning?
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The pantry?
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I have dreamed of this
day for so many years.
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No, no, no, no,
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we need to do a little
family belt-tightening
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until this mini-mall job starts.
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Look at all this food we never eat.
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Why do we have five bags of rice?
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Because you didn't
see the other five bags
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that are still in there.
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Look, don't get stressed, all right?
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We'll just loan money to the company,
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we've done it before.
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Just let me know before you do it.
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Don't worry, I will.
I did it this morning.
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Okay, well, as long
as it wasn't all of it.
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No, no, of course not.
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It was all of it.
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But I have to put
down the kids' deposits
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for summer camp or we'll lose our spot.
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What? They don't need camp.
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Let them stare at a wall
and be bored all summer
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like we were.
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Huh? Made us strong and angry.
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Camp's not for them; it's for us.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Remember that week last summer
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when Kate and Teddy were at camp
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and Emme was at my parents?
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No pants week.
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Can't tell me you're
not gonna miss that.
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Okay, all right, new strategy:
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we're gonna prioritize
camp over everything else
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around here, starting with the food.
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No new food
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until we eat everything in the house.
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Daddy, can I have a snack?
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Uh, you bet, yeah.
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Uh, here, how about a half
gallon of fruit cocktail?
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Yay!
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- Why do we try so hard at Christmas?
- I...
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So, your brother's
birthday is coming up,
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and I'm gonna have
his party at our place.
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Oh, uh, I think Marcy's
planning on hosting it.
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Interesting.
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I had no idea his wife was
plotting behind my back.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean...
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Thank you for being on my team.
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I'm not on anybody's team.
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I don't, I don't even know
what game we're playing.
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All right, Mom, Dad.
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Dig in, huh?
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Hot dogs and rice... where's the bun?
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Well, just roll it around in the rice.
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It'll make its own bun.
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Looks like it's giving me the finger.
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We're just doing a
little belt-tightening
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since Adam's between jobs.
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Yeah... what, no, I'm not between jobs.
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I just finished one job and
I'm about to start another.
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So between jobs.
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In front of jobs.
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Boom and bust... that's
what I warned you about
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when you started that business.
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There's no bust.
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There's boom, space, boom.
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And right now we're in the space.
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You know, I think this meal
has a real international flair.
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This must be what they eat
at Chinese baseball games.
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I'll tell you what,
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you need money, I'll loan you the money.
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What do you say?
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- No, thank you.
- Yes, please.
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Well, which is it?
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- No, thank you.
- Yes, please.
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Andi, uh, can I talk to you in the...
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pantry, please?
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Absolutely.
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They want to argue privately.
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Yeah, he doesn't want
us to hear her win.
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Mm.
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- What are you doing out there?
- Well...
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Look, I know your relationship
with your Dad is complex,
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but that's not gonna change.
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But if we take this loan,
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what can change...
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is that we'll have hot dog buns, huh?
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And the kids can go to camp,
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and you won't have to
wash your pants for a week
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'cause you won't be wearing any.
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Oh! No, no, no, no.
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Borrowing money from
family is a bad idea.
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It brings out the worst in people.
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Technically, you borrowed
money from me today.
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And it's bringing out the worst in you.
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You will thank me later, all right?
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This is the right move.
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Are those hot dog buns?
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Shh!
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There's only two left.
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- I'm saving them for us.
- Aw.
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Hey, Bev,
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they found hot dog buns.
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Dad?
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Pretty fancy digs you got here.
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Is this an office or a Ramada Inn?
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Fancy?
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It's a trailer we bought
at a police auction.
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Someone may or may
not have died in here.
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So, uh, what brings you around?
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Well, I wanted to get a look
at how you're running things
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now that I've invested
money in the company.
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No, no, no.
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You did not invest in the company.
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You loaned the money to me personally.
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What's the big deal?
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I mean, Don seemed happy to see me.
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Yes, I did and yes, I am.
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You should listen to Dad;
he's got some great ideas.
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You know, he didn't need
to borrow money from me.
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Well, I have more expenses than he does.
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He only had one kid; you had three
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because you can't control your urges.
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- I'm controlling my urges right now.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ah, what's this?
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Oh, that's a lumber invoice
for the mini-mall project.
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That's a lot of wood...
have you counted it?
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What? Nobody counts the wood, Dad.
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It'd take forever.
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This place'd just be called
Burns Brothers Wood Counting.
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I'll do it.
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This is why I got to
keep an eye on this place.
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And I'm happy to have you, Pop.
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This is a nightmare, you
got to get rid of him.
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Why didn't you say that
while he was in here?
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That's not my role in the
family; it's you versus us,
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and right now you've got to stop us.
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I don't know if either
of you are concerned,
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but your dad is outside
yelling at a pile of wood.
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According to my mother, that's
how the wood knows he cares.
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Uh, can you give this receipt to Marcy?
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I'm doing a charity drive and
she was kind enough to donate
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your old laptop to the library.
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Did you say my old laptop?
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My personal, private laptop?
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Ruh-roh.
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How did she find it?
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I hid it in my sock drawer.
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That's where he used to
hide his girlie magazines
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when we were kids.
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You know, you're taller,
but you're still a pervert.
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Don, they'll erase the laptop
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before they share it with the public.
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No, no, they can't do that.
I got personal stuff on there.
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I need it back.
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I'm not sure I can get it back.
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This is gonna be so embarrassing.
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You know what? This day
did not start out great,
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but you have really
turned it around for me.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Check it out.
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A full bag of hot dog buns.
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We're back, baby.
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I am feeling very right about this loan.
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Oh, yeah?
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I had to work here this afternoon.
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Dad came to the office
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and was sticking his nose in everything.
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Look, I know that you
want me to be outraged,
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but I just paid the kids'
summer camp deposits,
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so I'm thinking that
your short-term pain
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is worth our long-term gain.
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A-boop.
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Oh.
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Your credit card bill is ridiculous.
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Oh, great, now he's here and
he's going through our mail.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that's a federal offense.
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I'm a veteran; federal
laws don't apply to me.
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50 bucks a month for the gym?
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Do you use it?
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Uh, well, not in a while.
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I was gonna go last week,
but I guess they moved
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because now it's an Outback Steakhouse.
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- So I just did that.
- Ah.
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You are wasting 600 bucks a year.
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Are you hearing this?
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Well, he's got a point.
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I mean, the gym is a luxury
you don't need right now.
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I mean, you already hooked me.
Who are you trying to impress?
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And look at this.
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"Starbucks, Starbucks, Starbucks."
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Five bucks a day for coffee
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when you can make it here for free.
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Oh, actually those charges
are mine, you can skip those.
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Yeah, Dad, if you add all that
coffee money up, what's that?
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- Almost $2,000 a year.
- Ah.
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$2,000 a year on coffee.
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Hmm.
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Wait, $2,000 a year on coffee?!
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I need to put you two on a budget.
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I'm gonna take all your bills
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and we'll go through everything tomorrow
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when you come to the house.
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Party time is over.
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But I don't want party time to be over.
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Yeah. How are you feeling about
that short-term pain now, huh?
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Boop.
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How dare your dad go after my lattes.
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I mean, they are the first thing
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I think about when I
wake up in the morning
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and the last thing I think about
when I go to sleep at night.
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Thanks, honey.
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- Adam, he has to be stopped.
- I know.
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He's trying to cancel
my Outback membership.
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You know, we always agreed
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we'd never fight about money.
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That said, this is all your fault.
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You should have never taken
that money from my dad.
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You are 100% right.
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Boy, I like hearing
that in the bathroom,
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it's got a nice echo.
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I mean, he wants to look
at all of our money stuff.
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- That's not happening.
- No, it's not.
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Okay, we have got to
draw a line in the sand.
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We're gonna go over there and tell
him to stay out of our business.
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- Yeah, you are.
- N-no, I said "we."
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And I said "you."
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No, no, we'll do it together, all right?
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And then afterward,
we're gonna stop by my gym
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and have some cheese fries and a beer.
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- Hey.
- Hey, everybody.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
255
00:10:04,912 --> 00:10:07,047
- Should we talk to your dad now?
- No, no, no, no.
256
00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:08,405
Let's soften him up first.
257
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,073
Hey, kids, go give Grandpa kisses
258
00:10:10,075 --> 00:10:12,150
and put him in a good mood.
259
00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:15,979
Like Mom tells us to do to
you when she wants something?
260
00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:17,869
- What?
- Nothing. Go, go.
261
00:10:17,894 --> 00:10:19,604
Go, go. Kids.
262
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,253
Okay, since we're all here now,
263
00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,522
let's settle this Don
birthday controversy.
264
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,391
It's not a controversy.
265
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,093
We can't even agree on what to call it.
266
00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:32,863
Look, since you two can't decide
who should have Don's party,
267
00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,865
maybe you should consider
a neutral location,
268
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,078
like Chuck E. Cheese.
269
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,437
Well, that sounds fun.
Good food, great music.
270
00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,153
Uh, I just think I should host it.
271
00:10:43,178 --> 00:10:46,043
I mean, after all, I was
there for Don's real birthday.
272
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,679
Oh. It was like pushing out a buffalo.
273
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:49,980
Yeah.
274
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,348
He was too big for the baby scale,
275
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,883
so they had to take him to a supermarket
276
00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,152
and weigh him like a watermelon.
277
00:10:55,619 --> 00:10:57,921
Well, and, and because of that, Adam,
278
00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,890
don't you think I should host the party?
279
00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,358
Just let Marcy have it.
280
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,026
Yeah, you pushed out the buffalo,
281
00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,750
but she has to live with it.
282
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,298
Okay. Let's have it at Marcy's.
283
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,633
I'm not a sore loser.
284
00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:10,934
I'll even come over early
285
00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:12,369
and give you a hand with the cooking.
286
00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:14,103
So everything's not so salty.
287
00:11:19,944 --> 00:11:21,612
Hey, Lowell. Do they still have it?
288
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,152
Sounds good, be right there.
289
00:11:23,177 --> 00:11:24,575
What was that about?
290
00:11:24,577 --> 00:11:27,029
Wrong number. And completely unrelated,
291
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,029
I got to go.
292
00:11:30,116 --> 00:11:31,516
All right, you two.
293
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:33,334
Let's get started with these bills.
294
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,360
Uh, actually, we need to
talk to you about that.
295
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,761
Yeah, uh...
296
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:40,422
first of all, Dad,
thank you for the loan,
297
00:11:40,447 --> 00:11:42,366
but we think we can
handle our own finances.
298
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,427
We may decide to cut
back on the coffees...
299
00:11:44,452 --> 00:11:46,914
- Nope.
- ... or keep it the same,
300
00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:49,139
but it'll be our decision.
301
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,174
What a surprise, you don't want my help.
302
00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:53,577
Well, you wouldn't take my
advice when you started out.
303
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,273
Why would you take it now?
304
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,079
Dad, that's got nothing to do with this.
305
00:11:57,104 --> 00:11:59,750
You know, when Adam got out of
school, I pulled some strings
306
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:03,253
and got him a job fixing trucks
for the city, just like me.
307
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:06,290
Steady paycheck, benefits, a pension.
308
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,393
But no, he was too good to fix trucks.
309
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,328
Oh, h-hang on, Joe, that's not fair.
310
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,420
I never said I was
too good to fix trucks.
311
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:15,029
You didn't have to say it.
312
00:12:15,553 --> 00:12:17,200
What is your problem with me?
313
00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:19,102
You have poor judgment.
314
00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:20,385
But it makes sense.
315
00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:21,738
After Donny paved the way,
316
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,488
you dropped out of your
mother right onto your head.
317
00:12:26,589 --> 00:12:28,824
I never knew that!
318
00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:34,184
That's why I have that flat
spot... I can't talk to him.
319
00:12:36,421 --> 00:12:38,924
All I know is, we were
all getting along fine
320
00:12:38,949 --> 00:12:41,714
until we agreed to have
Don's party at Marcy's.
321
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,830
There's the computers.
I'll just go grab mine.
322
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,465
No, I don't think this is a good idea.
323
00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:50,463
The librarian's not even here.
324
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:56,440
What are you doing?
325
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,362
Now she's here.
326
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,624
Put it down or I'll call the cops.
327
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,546
But it was donated
by mistake. It's mine.
328
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:05,582
Well, why should I believe you?
329
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,986
Because you're beautiful.
330
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,622
Oh, what? You...
331
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,459
Hey... no, no, that is not good enough.
332
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,028
If that is really your computer,
you're gonna have to prove it.
333
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,058
Fine.
334
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,099
I didn't want to have to do this.
335
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,868
There's some very private
videos in here with me in them.
336
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:25,936
Oh, no.
337
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,437
It's not what you think.
338
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:28,739
It's just me by myself.
339
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,173
No, no.
340
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:31,842
Now, be gentle.
341
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,877
It's a bad angle, so I don't look great.
342
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,946
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
343
00:13:40,385 --> 00:13:42,686
Hello, Madison Square Garden!
344
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,488
It's me, Don!
345
00:13:46,282 --> 00:13:47,824
Great to be here.
346
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,360
I was just in Japan,
I'm huge over there.
347
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:53,830
I mean, literally. Much taller
than the average Japanese man.
348
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,399
Whoa, whoa,
349
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,767
whoa, whoa!
350
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,437
Someone's getting a
little frisky over there.
351
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,506
I'm talking to you, Glenn Close.
352
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,210
In a way, that was almost
worse than what I was expecting.
353
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,115
I'm sorry you had to see
that. The lighting was bad.
354
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,783
I kind of dug it.
355
00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:16,490
- Really?
- Yeah.
356
00:14:16,515 --> 00:14:19,767
Are you, by any chance, a single fella?
357
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:21,725
Oh, I'm sorry, honey,
358
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,261
this book's already been checked out.
359
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,627
But it's always nice to meet a fan.
360
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,100
We can't wait for that mini-mall check.
361
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,838
We are paying him back now.
362
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,740
Okay, well...
363
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:39,109
there's that treasure
map in Emme's pirate game.
364
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:41,373
Maybe that leads somewhere.
365
00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:43,947
All right, look, I know we
agreed to never touch it,
366
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:47,184
but how's our emergency rainy day fund?
367
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,919
Uh, it's not looking good.
368
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,554
You remember, the washer went out,
369
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,489
and then the dryer
went out a week later,
370
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,771
like a sweet old couple?
371
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,795
There's got to be some
way to pay my dad back.
372
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,232
I don't think paying the money back
373
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,857
is gonna solve the
problem between you two.
374
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,369
Oh, hi, Bev.
375
00:15:06,371 --> 00:15:08,071
Hi, Andi.
376
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:12,609
Adam, I don't like what happened
between you and your father.
377
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:16,546
Ma, you don't have to apologize for him.
378
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:19,049
But you came all this way, so go ahead.
379
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,818
No. I'm not gonna apologize for him.
380
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,820
You're the one who should apologize.
381
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:26,123
What? Ma.
382
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,692
Why do you think he was
snooping around your office
383
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,227
and going through your bills?
384
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,295
He says it's because he's a veteran
385
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,765
and it's his legal right.
386
00:15:35,916 --> 00:15:38,180
Adam.
387
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,504
Is it so hard to understand
388
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:43,740
that an old man wants to feel necessary
389
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:46,719
and looked up to by his son?
390
00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:50,678
Well if that's how he feels,
he should just say that.
391
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:52,594
Well, hold on. You're not that great
392
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,108
at talking about your feelings.
393
00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:57,554
It's very unfair of you
to bring up a good point
394
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,523
like that right now.
395
00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:03,326
All he wants is to feel needed.
396
00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:06,396
That's why he wanted to get
you that job 30 years ago,
397
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,084
and that's why he's sticking
his nose in your business now.
398
00:16:09,109 --> 00:16:12,636
And all Adam wants is for
his dad to be proud of him
399
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,872
and, and trust him to
do things on his own.
400
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:19,910
Aw, they both want
things they can't ask for.
401
00:16:21,779 --> 00:16:24,281
It's like a Meg Ryan movie.
402
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:30,166
But they're both Meg Ryan.
403
00:16:31,722 --> 00:16:34,934
Eh... look, I didn't know. I'm sorry.
404
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:38,428
You should be. You've,
you've upset your father...
405
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:43,867
and you've upset me very, very much.
406
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,733
All right, all right. I'll figure
out a way to make it up to him.
407
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:49,072
And, Ma, I wish there
was something I could do
408
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,807
to make it up to you, too.
409
00:16:52,235 --> 00:16:53,741
Well...
410
00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:58,719
there is one thing.
411
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:07,172
Uh, Marcy, uh...
412
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:10,003
we talked about it, and Andi and I think
413
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:14,764
that Don's birthday should be
at Mom's house and not yours.
414
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,101
What's the... We agree
415
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,637
that the, uh, best person
to throw a birthday party
416
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,607
for a married, adult man is his mother.
417
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:31,414
Oh, Adam, Andi, this is out of nowhere.
418
00:17:34,118 --> 00:17:36,086
Is there anything else?
419
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,755
We just thought it was
important to tell you
420
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,816
because your cooking is too, too salty.
421
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:47,364
What does she have on you?
422
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:50,146
So much.
423
00:17:52,746 --> 00:17:54,786
♪ Happy birthday ♪
424
00:17:54,811 --> 00:17:56,706
♪ To you. ♪
425
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,778
All right!
426
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,747
I don't want to say this
is the best party ever,
427
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,650
but I wouldn't mind if
somebody else said it.
428
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,718
It was lovely, Bev.
429
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,320
And since you hosted Don's birthday,
430
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,355
it's only fair that I host Christmas.
431
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:13,890
Everybody heard it, I win.
432
00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,427
Marcy with the left hook out of nowhere.
433
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,063
Dad, you want a piece of cake?
434
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,731
I'm fine.
435
00:18:23,739 --> 00:18:26,503
Well, I did everything I could.
436
00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:29,737
No, you, you offered him cake.
437
00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:32,042
Y-You need to offer him love.
438
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,789
What?
439
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,365
I say walk over and give him a big hug.
440
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:38,415
Ooh, that's good.
441
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,016
No, it's not.
442
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,484
Last time I had my arms around him,
443
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,520
he was choking on a meatball.
444
00:18:45,027 --> 00:18:47,390
You know what? I know what to do.
445
00:18:56,058 --> 00:18:57,367
Hey, Dad, um...
446
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,376
you know that, that old motorcycle
447
00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:01,168
that Don and I are
putting back together?
448
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:04,137
Well, I'm having a problem with
the float bowl on the carburetor.
449
00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:07,140
Think you could take a look at
it? It'd really be a big help.
450
00:19:08,155 --> 00:19:10,119
Oh?
451
00:19:10,478 --> 00:19:12,714
Well, yeah, yeah, sure.
452
00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:14,648
I-I can do that.
453
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,339
But you don't need me.
454
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,031
Well, sure I do.
455
00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:22,322
Oh, you're really great at that stuff.
456
00:19:22,518 --> 00:19:25,356
Yeah. Well...
457
00:19:26,147 --> 00:19:27,914
Thanks.
458
00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:31,398
Say you learned it from him.
459
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,034
- Would you mind? We're doing it.
- Okay.
460
00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:41,032
Uh, uh, so, uh, so Saturday, then?
461
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,588
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
462
00:19:42,651 --> 00:19:44,502
Yeah, me, too.
463
00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:52,314
Are they saying that you should hug me?
464
00:19:53,595 --> 00:19:55,072
Yeah.
465
00:19:55,097 --> 00:19:56,329
We can't do it. We give them one,
466
00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:58,131
they'll want it all the time.
467
00:20:02,842 --> 00:20:04,738
You know, the other
day, I was forced to face
468
00:20:04,763 --> 00:20:06,763
one of my biggest fears.
469
00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:09,580
Sharing my gift with the world.
470
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,840
And I realized, after I made
471
00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:14,475
a librarian fall in love with me...
472
00:20:14,477 --> 00:20:15,576
What's that now?
473
00:20:15,578 --> 00:20:16,777
That...
474
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,279
it would just be selfish
475
00:20:18,281 --> 00:20:20,295
for me to keep what I have hidden.
476
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,320
So sit back and relax.
477
00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:24,018
Something tells me we're
gonna be a lot closer
478
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,220
after this three-hour journey.
479
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:36,335
What, not even a foot tap? Nothing?
480
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,757
Your brother's playing! Tap your foot!
481
00:20:43,602 --> 00:20:47,157
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