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Okay, the Burns Brothers
Construction website

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is live... now.

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- Yeah!
- All right.

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Well, it's been live for
a while, but I thought

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this way would be more
dramatic. And it was.

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(chuckling): Oh...

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This is great, Lowell.

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I love the pictures.

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Hey, thanks for making
my arm muscles so big.

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Fun fact, those are Hulk Hogan's arms.

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Why did you give Don
a handlebar mustache?

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Well, I asked for that.

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It makes me look like
a riverboat gambler.

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Oh.

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I think it makes you look
like a '70s porn star.

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(laughs)

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I like that better.

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Uh, hey, I meant to ask.

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Sunday night, how about you and Andi

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have dinner with me and Jen?

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Who's Jen? Your parrot?

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- No, she's my wife.
- Oh.

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Adam, I don't know if you know this,

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but I consider you a role
model, a mentor, a hero.

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Andi, you hear that?
You're married to a hero.

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(exhales proudly)

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It would really mean a lot to me

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if you guys got to be friends with Jen.

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Well, I can't believe we
might actually meet your wife.

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I mean, I've known you three years,

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I've never seen her once.

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Yeah, she travels a lot for work,

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but she's in town right now.

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Uh-huh. And by travels, you
mean flies around like a parrot?

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(laughs)

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No, she's not a bird, Don.

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All right, all right, all right,
Lowell, let's speak freely.

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Okay, is there a chance that at dinner,

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you will excuse yourself and go upstairs

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and come back down in a dress
calling yourself Jen? Huh?

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(Don and Adam laugh)

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- Like-like a <i>Mrs. Doubtfire</i> thing.
- Yeah.

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Jen exists. She's not a parrot,
she's not Mrs. Doubtfire.

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I've never had to say any of this.

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Lowell, we're sorry.

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We would love to have
dinner with you guys.

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Uh, why don't you
come over Sunday night?

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I'll make a lasagna.

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Yeah, maybe pull the
blinds over the windows

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so she doesn't fly into the glass.
(laughs)

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She's not a bird, Don.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, I'm vouching for you here,

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so I'm gonna look like an
idiot if you walk in the door

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with your wife on your shoulder.

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All right, Lowell and
Jen'll be here any minute.

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I got three bottles of wine.
Do you think that's enough?

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I have no idea.

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I mean, we don't know who or what

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is gonna come through that
front door with Lowell.

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I mean, we've never seen Jen.

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Yeah. There's got to be a reason.

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- Yeah.
- Maybe she's really old.

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You know?

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Like, uh, Granny from<i>
The Beverly Hillbillies.</i>

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- Hey, I could see Granny marrying Lowell.
- Yeah.

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Look, how-how late do you
think this thing is gonna go?

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'Cause I got a very important date

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with taking off my
pants and watching TV.

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I am way ahead of you on
that. Katie's gonna come down

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around 9:30 and say
she's not feeling well.

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End the night gracefully.

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Nice. Nice.

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We'll sick-kid 'em. I mean,
we spent a lot of money

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on these kids, it's time
to get some use out of 'em.

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Right?

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(doorbell rings)

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Hi, everybody. This is Jen.

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He's alone. It's happening.

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No, she's coming right behind me.

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Oh, hi.

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Dad, my birthday wish came true.

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And that's when I realized I couldn't be

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a swimsuit model forever.

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So I opened my own agency.

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- You were a model?
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I-I can see that. Sure, sure.

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Not to brag, but she
was the first one to say

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"Why do we only show
cleavage from the front?

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Why can't we show some from the side?"

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You invented side-boob?

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So how-how come we never
see you around school?

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Well, I travel a lot for work.

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And I hate to miss that stuff.

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You know how it is when
you're a working mom.

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You always feel guilty about something.

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I do know that. Oh, my God.

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I love her. She gets me.

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Just like I get you, Adam.

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This doesn't seem fair.

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So how did you two meet?

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Like,

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what place are you two people

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both going?

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It's actually a pretty romantic story.

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We were in the Peace Corps,
building schools in the Amazon.

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What the... what? The Amazon?

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One day, we were deep in the jungle

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and I fell and broke my ankle.

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And Lowell carried me
two miles back to camp.

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You carried her?

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Wait, this really happened?

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Pick her up right now.

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And this sweet, caring
man spent hours with me

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each day while I recovered.

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She would sleep and I
would just watch her.

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First woman I ever dated who
didn't find that disturbing.

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So anyway, just before I was sent home,

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Lowell made me this little house

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out of twigs that he wove together

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to represent the home
we would live in someday.

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And that sealed the deal.

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L.L.W. Ladies love weaving.

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So that's our story.
How did you two meet?

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Uh, it was, uh, kind
of a similar situation.

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Yeah, there was an injury.

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Uh, Andi got thrown
off a mechanical bull.

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And I treated the
pain with, uh, tequila.

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L.L.T. Ladies love tequila.

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(both laugh)

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Mom, Dad,

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I'm not feeling very well.

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Yeah, yeah, just go to sleep.

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But Mom told me to come down here...

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No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

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No, uh-uh. Nope.

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No. Love you. Off you go.

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Teenagers. (scoffs)

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Um, so why don't you guys
go into the living room

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and, uh, we'll bring in some coffees?

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- Yeah.
- I'll help.

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Okay.

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(clears throat)

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ANDI: Wow, Lowell,

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she's so great.

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I mean, who knew you
were such a secret stud?

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(chuckles) Thanks.

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I still have a lot to learn from Adam.

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I'm not sure you do.

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Well, I'm glad you guys like her.

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(Adam chuckles)

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Wow. We have a cool new friend couple.

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I know, I can't believe we
were gonna sick-kid them.

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No, we were gonna sick-kid
Lowell and Lowell in a dress.

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Now, let's get in there and
party with our new friends.

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We might even stay up past 10:00.

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Ooh.

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- Like we almost did on New Year's Eve.
- Yeah.

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Where you guys going?

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Oh, I'm so sorry. We just
got a text from our babysitter

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that our daughter isn't feeling well.

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So we have to go.

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You have a sick kid?

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Yeah. She probably has
the same thing Kate does.

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Oh.

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I'm sure she has exactly
the same thing Kate does.

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- (Andi chuckles)
- Thanks for everything.

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Nice to meet you guys.

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- ANDI: You, too.
- Bye-bye.

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Okay, bye-bye.

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You know what just happened.

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Yeah.

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They sick-kidded us.

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(scoffs)

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(sighs)

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You still want to stay up till 10:00?

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Well, not if it's just us.

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So, Lowell's wife is a hottie, huh?

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She's all right.

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Oh, come on.

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All right, she's smokin'.

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(laughing): Yeah.

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And-and... and she's past the
kind of hot that makes you mad.

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You just... you just want
to give her presents. I...

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How do you think he pulled that off?

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Well, I know what it is.

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Lowell smells like a baby
and women love babies.

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That's as good an explanation as any.

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So are you guys gonna hang
out with those guys again?

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Probably not. They sick-kidded us.

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- Ooh.
- Ooh, that's rough, man.

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Yeah, I mean, I was all
set for a night of partying

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and then it was just me
wandering around the house

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in my robe, looking
for my reading glasses.

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- And they were on my head.
- Yeah.

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Well, looks like you
guys are the number two

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- couple now. (chuckles)
- Yeah.

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- Just like we usually are.
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, what are you talking about?

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Oh, come on. When we hang out,

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you guys are the number one couple

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and we're number two.

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That's not true.

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And you don't rank couples.

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You rank colleges and football teams,

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and, secretly, your kids.

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You know how it is.
When we go to the movies,

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you get the aisle seats,
you get to choose the candy.

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Raisinets? What are you guys, 70?

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I like Raisinets.

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- Me, too.
- Yeah, what's wrong with that?

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You know you can buy
your own candy, right?

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Babe, maybe we should get
together with Lowell and Jen.

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No, no, no. We call dibs.

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Dibs have been called.
Everybody heard it.

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Well, your dibs have no meaning

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since they pretended to have a sick kid

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just to get away from you.

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Wha... no, no, no, no.

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We don't know for sure
they were pretending.

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Their daughter might
have actually been sick.

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Yeah, kids get sick.

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- It happens all the time.
- Yeah.

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It's just funny to watch you
guys get all bent out of shape

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being somebody's number two. (chuckles)

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We are not number two.

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Yeah, and I'll prove it to you.

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I'm doing school pickup
tomorrow and I guarantee you

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- their daughter is gonna be out sick.
- Yeah.

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ADAM: Yeah and when that little girl

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is sick, we are gonna laugh and laugh.

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Well, you know what I mean.

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(knocks on door)

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Hey, butterbean.

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Hey, Mrs. Rodriguez.

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How's it going? How's your, uh...

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whatever you have?

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What do you want, Burns?

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Well, uh, I was just wondering,

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uh, was Lowell's
daughter in school today?

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Lucy?

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Well, I don't know.

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Sure, let's say Lucy.

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Yeah, she was here.

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What? And she seemed okay? No sniffles?

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No.

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- Cough?
- No.

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Pox of any kind?

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Yeah, she was fine.

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- What's going on?
- Nothing.

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I just...

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We were at dinner with Lowell
and Jen the other night.

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And they said their daughter
was sick and left early.

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(laughs)

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You got sick-kidded. (laughs)

256
00:10:06,171 --> 00:10:07,391
See, that's when people make up that...

257
00:10:07,393 --> 00:10:08,792
I know what it is.

258
00:10:10,939 --> 00:10:11,829
Well?

259
00:10:11,831 --> 00:10:13,464
She's perfectly healthy.

260
00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:15,833
Son of a bitch!

261
00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:23,506
I can't believe Lowell
and Jen would lie about

262
00:10:23,512 --> 00:10:25,515
having a sick kid just
so they wouldn't have to

263
00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:26,774
hang out with us.

264
00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:28,326
I know, it seemed clever
when we thought of it,

265
00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:30,686
but just hurtful when they did it.

266
00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:34,036
You know what this is?

267
00:10:34,607 --> 00:10:35,889
They think we're boring.

268
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,168
Us?

269
00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:38,993
Boring?

270
00:10:38,999 --> 00:10:40,460
(chuckles)

271
00:10:40,462 --> 00:10:42,906
Do boring people go to Orlando?

272
00:10:42,912 --> 00:10:44,378
I don't... (chuckles)

273
00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:49,266
I'm just saying, we don't do
all the stuff we used to do

274
00:10:49,272 --> 00:10:50,488
when we were younger.

275
00:10:50,494 --> 00:10:53,306
Well, we're not as limber
as we were back then.

276
00:10:53,816 --> 00:10:54,605
You know? I mean,

277
00:10:54,611 --> 00:10:56,142
- with my back, I can't get around...
- No, no, no,

278
00:10:56,144 --> 00:10:58,421
not that stuff. No!

279
00:11:00,282 --> 00:11:03,055
This is just... it...
this is a wake-up call.

280
00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,118
Oh, I hate wake-up calls.

281
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,821
Well, I mean, come on,

282
00:11:07,823 --> 00:11:09,249
when we were 26,

283
00:11:09,255 --> 00:11:10,824
we were super cool.

284
00:11:10,826 --> 00:11:12,979
I mean, we used to hang out at bars,

285
00:11:12,985 --> 00:11:15,228
and-and go to concerts, and...

286
00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,930
stay awake for the end of movies.

287
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,319
I mean, did Matt Damon
ever get off Mars?

288
00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:21,715
We don't know.

289
00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:25,539
I mean, when-when was
the last time we went to,

290
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,993
I don't know, a play?

291
00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:28,141
Last spring.

292
00:11:28,143 --> 00:11:30,043
Harlem Globetrotters.

293
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,312
That's not a play.

294
00:11:32,314 --> 00:11:36,383
Good defeats evil, it's like
the oldest story there is.

295
00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:40,086
Just... doesn't last
night make you wonder if...

296
00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:43,056
I don't know, we've slipped a little?

297
00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:47,594
Come on, who cares if
we've slipped a little?

298
00:11:48,183 --> 00:11:50,376
Huh? The whole point of being married

299
00:11:50,382 --> 00:11:53,383
is that we don't have to do
interesting things anymore.

300
00:11:55,504 --> 00:12:00,607
This is the time of our lives
to just stay home and eat.

301
00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:02,506
Hmm?

302
00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:04,544
We're fine, okay?

303
00:12:04,546 --> 00:12:06,146
Okay.

304
00:12:06,148 --> 00:12:07,347
Well, then...

305
00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,449
why did Lowell and Jen bail on us?

306
00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:10,850
I don't know.

307
00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:12,719
I guess we were
expecting Granny Clampett,

308
00:12:12,721 --> 00:12:15,518
so we half-assed the dinner.

309
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,223
Oh, my God, you're right.

310
00:12:17,225 --> 00:12:18,792
We didn't bring our A game.

311
00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:21,595
I mean, obviously, we
can do better, right?

312
00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:23,129
Well, of course we can.

313
00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:25,198
We're fun. We're Andi and Adam, damn it.

314
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,209
Hell yeah, we are, we're interesting.

315
00:12:27,215 --> 00:12:29,215
Yeah... hey, hey! Hey.

316
00:12:29,371 --> 00:12:32,005
Terry Bradshaw tried to
sleep with you on a plane.

317
00:12:32,007 --> 00:12:33,740
(scoffs)

318
00:12:33,742 --> 00:12:35,832
How did we not tell that story?

319
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,775
Because Jen was like a
flash grenade, you know?

320
00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:41,244
We were stunned.

321
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,535
The lady invented side-boob.

322
00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:45,197
I mean,

323
00:12:45,203 --> 00:12:47,184
what kind of boob did we invent?

324
00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:49,489
None.

325
00:12:50,338 --> 00:12:53,197
Well, I accidentally
invented one in and one out

326
00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:54,672
on a roller coaster.

327
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:55,929
Right, right,

328
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:58,298
when you flashed that
church group at Six Flags.

329
00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,234
Yeah.

330
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,001
Yeah, another good story.

331
00:13:01,003 --> 00:13:03,034
Yeah. Okay, you know what?

332
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:03,937
Here's what we're gonna do:

333
00:13:03,939 --> 00:13:05,733
I'm gonna make some of my famous

334
00:13:05,739 --> 00:13:06,706
ginger chicken soup,

335
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,109
and we're gonna casually
swing by their place,

336
00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:11,144
and drop it off for their fake sick kid.

337
00:13:11,794 --> 00:13:13,928
Nice, yeah, and they'll
have to invite us in

338
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,081
because that's what you do.

339
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,295
Yeah, and-and-and
we'll be charming,

340
00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:18,769
and we'll-we'll give them our stories,

341
00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,190
the Terry Bradshaw mile high club

342
00:13:20,196 --> 00:13:22,089
and the roller coaster peek-a-boo.

343
00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:24,861
Yeah, yeah... well, wait,

344
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,593
how will we know if we
turned this thing around?

345
00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:28,928
Because they'll want to
make plans with us again.

346
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:31,598
We get the plans,
Adam and Andi are back.

347
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,694
(chuckles)

348
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,464
Where are you going?

349
00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:37,732
To the store, I don't
have time to make soup.

350
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,110
- Hey!
- Hi, there!

351
00:13:44,112 --> 00:13:45,341
Hey, guys.

352
00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:46,859
Um, I-I made some soup

353
00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:48,400
- for your sick daughter.
- Yeah, honey,

354
00:13:48,406 --> 00:13:50,087
didn't you get the recipe for that soup

355
00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:51,978
from Terry Bradshaw when
he tried to sleep with you

356
00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:53,383
on an airplane?

357
00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:58,353
Yeah, that is where I
got it, yeah. (chuckles)

358
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,893
I've got to hear the end of that story.

359
00:13:59,895 --> 00:14:01,161
Come on in.

360
00:14:01,468 --> 00:14:02,529
Wait, that is the end of the story,

361
00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:04,071
there's no more story.

362
00:14:05,313 --> 00:14:05,965
I don't know,

363
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:08,068
maybe just say you
slept with him. Come on.

364
00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:10,503
Can I get you guys a drink?

365
00:14:10,505 --> 00:14:11,738
I'm just muddling some limes.

366
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,740
Oh, what'd they ever do to you?

367
00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:15,008
(all laugh)

368
00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:17,226
- Stick to the stories.
- Yeah, okay.

369
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,280
Oh, hey, uh, Jen, is that
the house Lowell made for you?

370
00:14:20,282 --> 00:14:21,581
- Yeah.
- That's really impressive.

371
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,550
Oh, wow. You know, uh,

372
00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,518
Adam made a people-sized
house all by himself

373
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,953
when he was only 22.

374
00:14:26,955 --> 00:14:28,354
- Really?
- Yeah.

375
00:14:28,356 --> 00:14:30,777
And it fell down by the time he was 23.

376
00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:34,623
Don? Marcy?

377
00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:36,773
I was just giving them a
tour and we heard your voices.

378
00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:38,832
We thought it'd be fun to
reach out to new friends.

379
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,078
You know, who might like

380
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,812
- different movie candy.
- Mm-hmm.

381
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:45,290
That's a very specific thing
to look for in a friend.

382
00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:48,435
Lowell, let's take this soup in
the kitchen and we'll bring out

383
00:14:48,441 --> 00:14:49,476
coffee and desserts for everyone.

384
00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:51,044
- Oh, that's sweet, Jen.
- Oh, that's so nice.

385
00:14:51,046 --> 00:14:52,512
- Thank you.
- Thanks.

386
00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:54,247
(laughing): Okay.

387
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,459
What are you doing here? We had dibs.

388
00:14:57,253 --> 00:14:58,773
They disregarded our dibs.

389
00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:02,036
Listen, you need to leave
so that Lowell and Jen

390
00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,524
can see what an interesting
couple Andi and I are.

391
00:15:04,526 --> 00:15:06,313
We are not leaving,
you guys had your chance

392
00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:07,827
- and you screwed the pooch.
- Mm-hmm.

393
00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:09,229
What...

394
00:15:09,231 --> 00:15:11,598
Whoa, I wouldn't say
we screwed the pooch.

395
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,866
I mean, if anything,

396
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,235
we just... we-we underwhelmed the pooch.

397
00:15:15,809 --> 00:15:18,938
Marcy, Don's only here so
he can see how hot Jen is.

398
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,740
That's why I'm here, too.

399
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,344
Us hot people, we like
to check each other out.

400
00:15:25,369 --> 00:15:27,413
We're just looking around
for new couple friends since,

401
00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:29,174
well, you guys made it
pretty clear the other night

402
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,316
- what you really think of us.
- Yeah.

403
00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:31,684
You guys said all that.

404
00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:33,286
Yeah, you didn't disagree.

405
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,918
No, we did disagree.

406
00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:37,740
Yeah, but, you know,

407
00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:39,226
- we didn't believe you.
- Yeah.

408
00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:41,261
And we thought, if we're number two,

409
00:15:41,263 --> 00:15:42,695
then we should upgrade

410
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:44,631
and be number two with them.

411
00:15:45,506 --> 00:15:47,267
Yeah, us number twos are scrappy.

412
00:15:47,269 --> 00:15:49,202
- We're survivors.
- Yeah.

413
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,698
Oh, they invited us to
take a trip with them

414
00:15:51,704 --> 00:15:52,937
to see the wildflowers.

415
00:15:52,943 --> 00:15:54,574
(gasps) They took our plans.

416
00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:55,975
- We're number three!
- No.

417
00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:57,777
Okay, honey, this is ridiculous.

418
00:15:57,779 --> 00:15:59,345
All right? We don't need other people

419
00:15:59,347 --> 00:16:01,881
to make us feel good about ourselves.

420
00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:03,082
We're Adam and Andi.

421
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,318
- Yeah.
- Right?

422
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,195
I mean, Terry Bradshaw,

423
00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:08,515
or a man that looked somewhat like him,

424
00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:09,923
hit on me once.

425
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,339
- Wait, you're saying it wasn't actually...
- Oh, not now!

426
00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:14,093
You're right, you're right,
let's just go say our good-byes.

427
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,647
Yeah, and the most important thing is

428
00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:17,186
that we leave here with our dignity.

429
00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:18,725
(chuckles) Yeah.

430
00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:23,036
Hey, hi.

431
00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:24,589
Oh, you don't need to weld our desserts.

432
00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:26,306
We're, uh, we're taking off.

433
00:16:27,142 --> 00:16:28,156
What? No.

434
00:16:28,162 --> 00:16:29,776
Yeah, well, we don't want to impose.

435
00:16:29,778 --> 00:16:31,519
I mean, you know what they say:

436
00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:32,679
multiples of two is company,

437
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,378
and multiples of three is
a crowd. (awkward laugh)

438
00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:37,980
But we don't want you to go.

439
00:16:37,986 --> 00:16:39,786
Let me rephrase that,

440
00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:41,861
I'm begging you not to go.

441
00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,273
Look, Don and Marcy

442
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:44,591
are lovely people.

443
00:16:44,593 --> 00:16:46,226
They're delightful, but...

444
00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:48,194
Don looks at me like we're
stranded in a cartoon boat

445
00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:49,863
and I'm a giant turkey leg.

446
00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,833
And Marcy keeps asking
why Jen is with me.

447
00:16:53,835 --> 00:16:55,101
Like, over and over.

448
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:56,858
It's starting to hurt my feelings.

449
00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:58,905
That's terrible. What'd you say?

450
00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:00,406
- (slaps leg)
- Ah!

451
00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:04,577
But you made plans to go see
the wildflowers with them.

452
00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:07,564
I didn't. I said we're driving
up to see the wildflowers

453
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,375
and Don yelled "Shotgun"

454
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,651
I just, I...

455
00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:13,553
I thought you didn't like us very much.

456
00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:14,803
What gave you that idea?

457
00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:17,657
Well, because the other night,
you said Lucy was sick and...

458
00:17:17,659 --> 00:17:19,688
And then she was in school today, so...

459
00:17:19,694 --> 00:17:22,203
No, it's our little
one, Zoe, she has a cold.

460
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,408
(gasps)

461
00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:26,016
I forgot they had a second kid.

462
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,796
I just got goose bumps.

463
00:17:31,273 --> 00:17:33,840
But you knew someone was sick
or you wouldn't have made soup.

464
00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:36,209
And what kind of person
would make up a sick child

465
00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:37,744
to get out of something?

466
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:40,346
(both laughing nervously)
I have no idea.

467
00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:42,350
So it's settled. You'll stay?

468
00:17:42,756 --> 00:17:44,717
And you'll come with us
to see the wildflowers?

469
00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:47,159
Uh.... sounds like a plan.

470
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:48,032
(chuckles)

471
00:17:48,038 --> 00:17:50,030
Wildflowers with my hero.

472
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,370
I'm going to scrapbook
the dickens out of this.

473
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,162
If it doesn't have glitter
and a decorative border,

474
00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:58,097
it didn't happen.

475
00:17:58,268 --> 00:17:59,817
- Memories.
- Memories.

476
00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:02,802
(Lowell and Adam chuckle)

477
00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,705
Ah. They make sense now.

478
00:18:05,707 --> 00:18:06,695
She's weird, too.

479
00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:09,719
Yeah, but all I heard is we have plans

480
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:10,810
and we are back.

481
00:18:10,812 --> 00:18:12,478
- (chuckles)
- Feels good.

482
00:18:13,148 --> 00:18:14,447
(laughter)

483
00:18:14,449 --> 00:18:15,915
What a lovely evening.

484
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,617
Yes, you are.

485
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:18,918
Yes, it was.

486
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,153
You are.

487
00:18:21,215 --> 00:18:22,655
Well, this was fun.

488
00:18:22,657 --> 00:18:25,403
But you two, I still don't get it.
(laughs)

489
00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:28,180
Because we're soul mates. Deep breath.

490
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,664
Four, five.

491
00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:33,166
(chuckles)

492
00:18:34,332 --> 00:18:37,153
Jen, I'll get everyone's coats.
Why don't you check on Zoe?

493
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,592
Okay.

494
00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:46,362
So are you guys still mad?

495
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,210
I didn't like that you had alone time

496
00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:50,625
with them in the kitchen.

497
00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:52,814
Look, we're sorry we made you feel

498
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:53,953
like number twos, all right?

499
00:18:53,955 --> 00:18:55,455
We'll-we'll work on that.

500
00:18:55,457 --> 00:18:57,268
Yeah, we don't want
to fight with you guys.

501
00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:59,726
You're family and
you're our best friends.

502
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:02,504
Well, I'm sure some of it was our fault.

503
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,911
I mean, I don't really, but I
said it, and that's what counts.

504
00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:10,636
So Lowell, huh?

505
00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:11,692
(all scoff)

506
00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:13,464
And I can't believe he built this house.

507
00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:15,383
I know, pretty cool, huh?

508
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,976
I mean, look at the detail.

509
00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:18,711
Every corner is perfect.

510
00:19:18,713 --> 00:19:20,480
- Oh, my gosh!
- (all yelling)

511
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,915
Oh!

512
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,150
Whoa!

513
00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:25,485
Oh, uh... oh.

514
00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:27,854
- No, no, no!
- Okay.

515
00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:29,922
Ah.

516
00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:32,225
- Adam!
- Ah. Oh, here, here, here, here.

517
00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:33,726
Here. Geez.

518
00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:37,183
(Marcy and Don sigh
in relief, Andi spits)

519
00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:39,240
Oh...

520
00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:42,104
(spits)

521
00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:46,487
Adam, what did you do?

522
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:53,934
- ANDI: Wait, where are you going?
- We got to go, our kid's sick!

523
00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:57,572
- (door closes)
- What a couple of number twos!

524
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,315
Oh, my.

525
00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:05,907
Uh, I'm not gonna say who did it,

526
00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:08,343
but ask yourself, who
just ran out the door?

527
00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:11,379
It's-it's okay.

528
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,408
Actually, uh, I didn't weave it,

529
00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:16,081
I bought it from a
street vendor in Peru.

530
00:20:16,442 --> 00:20:18,219
That guy was talented.

531
00:20:18,732 --> 00:20:20,417
What I wove was the story

532
00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:22,092
that went along with the house.

533
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,250
Oh. What are you gonna tell Jen?

534
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,655
I'll tell her Don burned it

535
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,156
and I'll be free from the shackles

536
00:20:27,158 --> 00:20:28,825
of this lie forever.

537
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,560
Just promise me you'll keep my secret.

538
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,498
Uh, it's okay, Lowell,

539
00:20:31,504 --> 00:20:32,837
everyone has secrets.

540
00:20:32,843 --> 00:20:34,743
Andi's famous ginger chicken soup?

541
00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:36,632
We bought it at a gas station.

542
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:40,303
It was really just chicken soup
that we poured ginger ale into.

543
00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:42,345
- I'd throw it out.
- Yeah.

544
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:52,724
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