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Okay, Mom made these
lunches. Lot of carrots.

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I won't eat them, so
they trickle down to you.

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Sorry about that.

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It's okay. I'll just stick them
up my nose... everybody laughs.

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Kate. What's up?

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Hey, Royce.

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What was that, buddy?

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Dad, he just said "what's up?"

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I know that "what's up"
I've used that "what's up"

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I know where that "what's up?" ends up.

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Walk away, Royce.

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You just humiliated me
in front of everybody.

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Yeah. I'm creating a humiliation
force field all around you

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that no boy can break.

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You're too young for that stuff.

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- Oh, my God, you're out of your mind.
- Wha...?

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What is her problem?

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Am I supposed to just let
boys talk to her like that?

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Well, it's a tough situation.

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On one hand, you have
to protect your girl.

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On the other hand,
Royce is really popular.

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You did the right thing, Adam.

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Last time a guy said "what's up?" to me,

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my son was conceived.

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I don't like it, Marie.

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She's growing up so fast.

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I don't even know her anymore.

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I like them when they're this size.

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I want them to stay this size.

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A boy flirted with
Kate for the first time,

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and I missed it?

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Don't worry, I embarrassed her.

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You get to do all the fun stuff.

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Hey, this wasn't fun.

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Okay? I did not like the
way she looked at that boy.

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It's the same way

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she used to look at
smiley face pancakes.

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"I'm gonna eat you all up!"

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Well, maybe that's what
happens with women. You know,

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I mean, we start out loving
pancakes and then we love men.

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And then once we're married,

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it goes back to pancakes.

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Okay, she is not a woman.

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She's a little girl.

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Not anymore. I mean, she's changing.

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Is that why she's been so grouchy?

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I told her we were out
of cereal this morning,

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and she started knocking
things over like Godzilla.

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Well, she's going through puberty.

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She's gonna be moody and bossy

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and complicated.

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So when are you gonna finish puberty?

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And this is why we
circle back to pancakes.

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Look, all I'm saying is that if
you want to have a relationship

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with teenage Kate, you're
gonna have to open up.

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Talk about feelings.

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What?!

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You're gonna have to make
an effort to connect with her

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on a deeper, more mature level.

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Well...

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I'm gonna miss her.

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Hey.

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Are you, uh... you in
the mood to kick it?

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Dad, why are you being weird?

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I'm not being weird. Okay, look...

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I read in one of your teen magazines

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that you guys like to... "kick it"

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You know? And, uh...

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and have a "gab-sesh"

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Dad, I'm not gonna have
a gab-sesh with you.

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Aw, come on, it'll be fun.

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So, this boy at school, Royce,

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is he, like, a hottie or a nottie?

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Oh, my God.

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Okay, look, I know you're
having all these new feelings,

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but Royce is a boy.

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He's got one feeling, and he
gets it about every 11 seconds.

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Okay, this conversation is over.

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Fine. Send the little one down.

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I need a hug.

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So, get this.

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Andi wants me to talk to
Katie about her feelings.

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Oh, who wants to talk about feelings?

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Hold those in

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until the end.

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You know that noise people
make right after they die?

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That's all the feelings coming out.

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Yeah, I don't think that's what that is.

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But talking is Andi's thing with Katie.

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If I want to reconnect with her,

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I got to find my thing with Katie.

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Hey, you guys always like
to go see monster trucks.

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They're back in town.

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Oh, she loves monster trucks.

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We took this picture there last year.

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And she laughed

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at everything I said.

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She had a much better
sense of humor back then.

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You know what? I'm gonna take her.

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Great. Marcy's out of
town, so I'll come along

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to fill any awkward silences.

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Okay. I'll grab us three tickets.

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Yeah. Wha...?

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Wait a minute.

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Did you just come up with this idea

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so I would take you to monster trucks?

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Aw, Adam.

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Of course I did.

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Okay,

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Katie and Don and I are headed

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- to the monster trucks.
- Great. And since

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you guys are gonna
be out, I'm gonna take

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the little ones to the zoo.

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Ah. Or...

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you could put them on their computers

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and take the afternoon off.

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Come on, we both know we do it.

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No, I want to. I mean, I feel like

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ever since I went back to work,

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you've been getting all the milestones.

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I mean, Katie and that boy,
Emme learned to tie her shoes...

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Teddy figured out escalators.

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He's still a little
shaky on the dismount,

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but he'll get there.

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Mommy, can I bring my
new Purr Baby to the zoo

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so he can meet the other animals?

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Purr Baby! That's me!

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Oh, it talks! Cute!

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I hate it.

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Teddy, be nice.

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Emme's got a new favorite toy.

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Milestone.

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Hey!

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Great to see you, guys.

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They're not coming, are they?

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No, no, they're going to the zoo.

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Ha-ha-ha. Suckers.

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Enjoy the smell.

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Katie!

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Come on, let's go!

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You know, I'd go to the zoo

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if they gave gorillas big
trucks to drive around in, but...

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I don't think we're gonna
see that in our lifetime.

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No. Not here.

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- Maybe Mexico.
- Mm.

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- Their monkey laws are more liberal.
- Yeah.

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What's up? Oh, sorry, I know

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you hate when people say that.

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Ha-ha. Inside joke.

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I like our vibe here.

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Okay, come on,

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let's go to monster trucks. Come on.

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I don't really feel like it.

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What do you mean, you
don't really feel like it?

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I just don't feel like
it. I'm tired, okay?

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You slept for 15 hours last night.

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How tired can you be?

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Can I interject?

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I think I have a solution
that'll make everybody happy.

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Get in the car!

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Don... will you let
me handle this, please?

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Yeah. Sure.

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Katie...

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get in the car.

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You can't make me go.

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Okay, I am really trying here,
but you're not trying at all.

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I think you feel fine... you just
don't want to hang out with me.

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Why do you have to make
everything about you?

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All right, you know what?
I don't like your attitude.

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Forget monster trucks. Go to your room.

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- Fine.
- Fine.

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What was that?

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That was a grown man being
manhandled by a little girl.

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Okay, guys, just ten more minutes

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till our super fun day at the zoo.

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Oh, and, Teddy, I am
gonna give you snack money

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so you can buy a treat all by yourself

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for the very first time.

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Milestone.

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♪ Dun, dun, dun.

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What is with all this traffic?

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Let me check the nav.

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Recalculating.

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Two hours to destination.

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Your grandma bought that for you?

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She's getting a call.

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Yah!

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Okay, I am done trying with her.

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She is moody and irrational.

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If Royce wants to know what's up...

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that's what's up, Royce!

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I found some monster
trucks on pay-per-view.

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It was 50 bucks.

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And I accidentally pushed "order."

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And when it said, "Are you sure?"

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I accidentally pushed "yes."

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Oh. It's from Katie.

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I guess that's how I
communicate with my daughter now.

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We have to bounce
words off of spaceships.

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"Dad, I'm really freaked out

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'cause I just got my first..."

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Oh, boy.

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First what?

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You know,

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00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,074
for women only... her first...

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00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,344
lady-palooza.

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00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:10,412
What?

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Oh.

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00:09:12,516 --> 00:09:13,649
Oh...!

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00:09:13,651 --> 00:09:15,417
Oh...

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I'm out.

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Katie! I got your text! Uh,
I'll be right up! Don't worry!

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I got this!

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Okay!

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Why am I going to the fridge?

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No idea. Well... okay.

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Uh... that.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Okay.

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Whoa!

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Okay, I'm coming up
the stairs right now!

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Daddy's here!

223
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,568
Katie? Katie?

224
00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:06,001
- Hey. Okay.
- Hey.

225
00:10:06,003 --> 00:10:06,980
I brought you some stuff.

226
00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:09,238
Here's a ice pack and a Gatorade.

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00:10:09,263 --> 00:10:10,821
So...

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00:10:10,915 --> 00:10:13,072
that'll do that. And,
uh, you know, walk it off,

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00:10:13,097 --> 00:10:15,531
and you'll get 'em next time!

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00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,319
Yeah, uh, do you need anything else?

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00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:18,283
'Cause I can run to the drugstore.

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00:10:18,308 --> 00:10:20,541
I did it once for Mom. It was super fun.

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00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:24,493
No. Mom made me a kit a while ago.

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00:10:24,495 --> 00:10:26,190
Oh, great. Are there
any instructions for me?

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00:10:26,215 --> 00:10:28,608
'Cause I am flying blind here.

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00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,246
It'd be really great
if I could talk to Mom.

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- I texted her, but she didn't answer.
- Yeah,

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she's supposed to be here for this.

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00:10:34,572 --> 00:10:36,341
In fact, that was our agreement, okay?

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And she broke it. So
anything that goes wrong here,

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that is on her.

242
00:10:40,817 --> 00:10:42,111
Can you please just call her?

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00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:44,513
Yes. I can do that.
That is a thing I can do.

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00:10:44,515 --> 00:10:47,483
Okay, I'm gonna go downstairs
and make a phone call.

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And you just, you stay here

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00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,220
and keep doing what
you're doing, you know?

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I'll be back.

248
00:10:52,356 --> 00:10:54,523
Okay? And don't-don't panic.

249
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,467
Okay! I'm calling her right now!

250
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,870
Okay!

251
00:11:08,704 --> 00:11:10,339
It's ringing!

252
00:11:13,175 --> 00:11:15,678
It's ringing!

253
00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:23,428
What the...?

254
00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:26,422
You got to be kidding me.

255
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,691
Hey, Andi's voicemail.

256
00:11:28,693 --> 00:11:31,627
I'm sorry you missed me, too.

257
00:11:31,629 --> 00:11:33,793
Remember that thing I dreaded most

258
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,025
that was gonna happen to Katie?

259
00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,383
Well, it's happening,

260
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and you are not here.

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00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:40,202
We had a deal!

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00:11:41,018 --> 00:11:43,378
You were gonna handle this,
and I was gonna talk to Teddy

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00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,808
when he started taking
really long showers.

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And the only instruction you gave me

265
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,666
for when this happens
to Katie was to call you.

266
00:11:50,691 --> 00:11:53,592
So I'm calling you, and
it's not helping at all.

267
00:11:54,155 --> 00:11:57,456
Oh, and, also, we're out of Pepto.

268
00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:02,091
I'm coming back up!

269
00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:05,527
Katie?

270
00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,396
I'm coming down the hall.

271
00:12:07,421 --> 00:12:09,231
I'm coming in. I'm at your door.

272
00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:10,826
Hey. All right, okay,

273
00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:13,167
I tried to get Mom, but
she forgot her phone,

274
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:16,405
which leaves you with me.

275
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:17,907
Oh.

276
00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:19,375
Sorry.

277
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:21,972
No, it's just I always
pictured Mom being here

278
00:12:21,997 --> 00:12:22,883
when this happened.

279
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,339
Yeah, yeah. I always pictured

280
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:27,231
me being on a fishing
trip when this happened.

281
00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:29,968
But, uh, I get it. She knows
what you're going through. Um,

282
00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:30,997
uh...

283
00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:33,666
Uh... Uh, oh, okay, uh,

284
00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:34,983
here's a... here's a story.

285
00:12:35,008 --> 00:12:37,241
S-S... uh...

286
00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:38,943
When I was a kid

287
00:12:38,945 --> 00:12:42,575
and I crashed my motorcycle, I
only wanted to talk to my dad,

288
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,949
'cause he knew a guy who
owned a motorcycle shop.

289
00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:46,517
And, uh, that's...

290
00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:47,986
uh, that's...

291
00:12:48,128 --> 00:12:51,499
that's not really
apples to apples, is it?

292
00:12:51,524 --> 00:12:52,623
Are you okay?

293
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,392
Not really.

294
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:58,629
Here, put this on your neck.

295
00:12:58,631 --> 00:13:00,498
Oh, that feels nice.

296
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,996
I've got a little bit of cottonmouth.

297
00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:08,617
Want some Gatorade?

298
00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:12,044
Oh. Man, you think of everything.

299
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,448
Is it a pinecone? Is it a lizard?

300
00:13:18,077 --> 00:13:21,097
Okay, Teddy, the point of Twenty
Questions is to narrow it down,

301
00:13:21,122 --> 00:13:23,354
right, not just guess random things.

302
00:13:23,356 --> 00:13:24,434
I know the answer.

303
00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:26,559
Oh, I know you know.

304
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:28,526
But Teddy's never won one of these.

305
00:13:28,754 --> 00:13:31,010
It could be a real milestone.

306
00:13:31,035 --> 00:13:32,063
♪ Fa, la ♪

307
00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:34,135
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la... ♪

308
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,500
Emme?

309
00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:38,180
Does that thing ever stop making noise?

310
00:13:38,205 --> 00:13:39,079
It'll go to sleep

311
00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,304
if we're really quiet.

312
00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:42,810
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

313
00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:45,195
- Just go to sleep!
- ♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la ♪

314
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,577
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la... ♪

315
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:48,282
Hey, Marie,

316
00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:50,570
this is the third
message I'm leaving you.

317
00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:53,649
I know it's kind of weird,

318
00:13:53,674 --> 00:13:55,743
but, uh, Katie wants to talk to her mom,

319
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:59,069
and I figured if I could
find her a mom, and...

320
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,704
Oh, there you are.

321
00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:03,974
Oh, thank... Oh.

322
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,410
Surprise.

323
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,621
Marie sent me. She got your message,

324
00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:10,713
but she's hooking up with some busboy.

325
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,269
Their hands touched a little
bit when he took her plate,

326
00:14:13,294 --> 00:14:15,261
and it was on.

327
00:14:16,301 --> 00:14:18,989
How are you supposed to help me?

328
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,385
Mom?!

329
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:24,145
Oh, there's our little
blossoming flower.

330
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,463
Why don't you just tell
everybody in the world?

331
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,548
It's not everybody.

332
00:14:27,573 --> 00:14:29,914
It's just Uncle Don
and Lowell and Marie.

333
00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:33,074
And probably some busboy.

334
00:14:33,099 --> 00:14:35,632
Katie! Katie...

335
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:38,851
I am totally blowing this.

336
00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:41,346
She's up there all
alone. She's freaking out.

337
00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:43,774
She needs someone to
talk her through this.

338
00:14:43,776 --> 00:14:45,411
So go up and talk to her.

339
00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:48,163
I can't. I'm terrible at this.

340
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,722
I told her to walk it off, Lowell.

341
00:14:51,316 --> 00:14:53,117
Walk it off?!

342
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,475
Adam,

343
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,967
I'm going to say to
you what you said to me

344
00:14:56,992 --> 00:14:59,760
when I was attacked by
that aggressive moth.

345
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,795
Stop whimpering and grow a pair.

346
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:09,410
Are you on, like, testosterone
pills or something?

347
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,169
- It's a cream.
- Oh.

348
00:15:12,807 --> 00:15:15,305
Stop trying to find someone
else to deal with this.

349
00:15:15,307 --> 00:15:16,535
Parenting isn't about

350
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,741
having the right answers...

351
00:15:17,743 --> 00:15:19,143
it's about being there.

352
00:15:19,145 --> 00:15:21,478
Just be there for her.

353
00:15:27,556 --> 00:15:31,092
Okay. Uh... yeah.

354
00:15:31,117 --> 00:15:33,383
- Thanks, Lowell.
- You're welcome.

355
00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:35,845
Now, I have to get home
before it gets dark.

356
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:38,180
That's when the moths come.

357
00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:44,001
Mom.

358
00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:47,204
Shh. It's sleeping.

359
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,027
But I have to pee.

360
00:15:49,052 --> 00:15:51,920
- Good morning! Let's yodel!
- Oh, God.

361
00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:57,013
Emme, close your eyes.

362
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:59,349
Teddy, keep yours open.

363
00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:03,187
This is the first time
I've ever peed in a car.

364
00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:05,889
What a milestone.

365
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,914
You feeling better?

366
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:32,583
Uh...

367
00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,552
I'll be okay.

368
00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:39,423
But, uh, I'm right here for you.

369
00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:42,930
Right... here.

370
00:16:47,668 --> 00:16:48,899
Boy,

371
00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:52,536
when you sent me that
text, I was really scared.

372
00:16:53,436 --> 00:16:56,240
I have never been that
freaked out before.

373
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,576
And one time at work, I
saw a guy fall off the roof

374
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:02,479
into a Porta Potti.

375
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:05,182
It was Uncle Don, wasn't it?

376
00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:08,318
No, no, no, he was
already in the Porta Potti.

377
00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:18,471
I've never heard you admit
that you were scared before.

378
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:20,791
Oh.

379
00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:22,708
Uh...

380
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,387
well...

381
00:17:26,617 --> 00:17:28,639
I didn't think I was
gonna handle it right,

382
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:31,241
because you've kind of...

383
00:17:31,243 --> 00:17:33,377
gotten away from me a little bit.

384
00:17:34,301 --> 00:17:37,648
I keep thinking of you
like this little girl.

385
00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:41,551
But, somehow, without me noticing,

386
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:44,354
you've grown into something more.

387
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,990
And better.

388
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,726
I'm sorry you had to be stuck
here with me for all this,

389
00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:52,869
but...

390
00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:56,566
Katie, I'm so proud of you.

391
00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:03,140
I'm gonna cry.

392
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,676
I'm not usually this emotional.

393
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:15,352
And so it begins.

394
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,757
Don't worry, I mean,
Mom will be home soon.

395
00:18:21,196 --> 00:18:22,759
It's okay.

396
00:18:23,388 --> 00:18:24,763
I'm feeling better.

397
00:18:26,591 --> 00:18:28,158
Come here.

398
00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:31,847
- Hi, Dad!
- Hi, Dad!

399
00:18:31,872 --> 00:18:33,371
Hey, guys.

400
00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:35,463
- I got to pee in Mommy's travel mug!
- W...

401
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,942
Mostly.

402
00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:45,218
Uh-oh.

403
00:18:49,185 --> 00:18:51,636
Hey, honey.

404
00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:56,760
You look...

405
00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:01,164
I paused too long, didn't I?

406
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,379
Drown this.

407
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,410
In this.

408
00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:14,411
Hey.

409
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,057
How'd it go with Purr Baby?

410
00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:18,448
Did you...

411
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,817
Oh, yeah.

412
00:19:20,819 --> 00:19:23,954
I introduced Purr Baby to my table saw.

413
00:19:24,891 --> 00:19:27,926
When I cut it in half,
it just kept laughing.

414
00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:33,296
That is gonna stick with me for a while.

415
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,198
But how-how are you?

416
00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:38,065
I just, I can't believe
I missed everything here.

417
00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:41,083
I mean, I-I was trying
to catch mini-milestones,

418
00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:43,638
- and I missed the biggest milestone yet.
- Yeah.

419
00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:45,642
It was touch-and-go there for a while,

420
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:49,279
but, uh, I pulled through.

421
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,488
Okay, what is that one?

422
00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:57,312
Circle.

423
00:19:57,314 --> 00:19:58,580
Mm.

424
00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:00,148
What is that one?

425
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,016
Square.

426
00:20:01,259 --> 00:20:02,224
It's official.

427
00:20:02,249 --> 00:20:03,580
You are a genius.

428
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,055
- Hey.
- Hey.

429
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,956
Hey, Emme. I saw something at the store

430
00:20:08,981 --> 00:20:10,959
- I had to get for you today.
- Oh.

431
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,113
Aw.

432
00:20:12,138 --> 00:20:13,467
Aw.

433
00:20:13,492 --> 00:20:14,435
Huh?

434
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:15,943
Yay! Thanks, Uncle Don!

435
00:20:17,054 --> 00:20:18,297
There was a big pile of 'em.

436
00:20:18,322 --> 00:20:20,446
80% off, for some reason.

437
00:20:21,759 --> 00:20:23,997
Wow, that's really
thoughtful of you, Uncle Don.

438
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,475
Thanks. But why don't
we leave him right here

439
00:20:26,477 --> 00:20:28,259
and let's go get some ice cream, huh?

440
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:30,518
- I'm in.
- Me, too.

441
00:20:32,204 --> 00:20:33,148
She's coming, too?

442
00:20:33,806 --> 00:20:34,946
Yeah.

443
00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,485
Okay.

444
00:20:37,427 --> 00:20:39,198
All right, we're going for ice cream!

445
00:20:39,223 --> 00:20:41,390
Okay.

446
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,584
Hello!

447
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:54,870
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

448
00:20:54,872 --> 00:20:57,488
♪ Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la... ♪

449
00:20:57,886 --> 00:21:02,886
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