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Guys, this...
is a dishwasher. Okay?

2
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This is not
a dishwasher.

3
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We know what a dishwasher is.

4
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Okay. Well, then, show me by
putting your dishes in there.

5
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It's full of
wine glasses.

6
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When you have kids,
you'll understand.

7
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Come on.

8
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Hi.

9
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Hey.

10
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How was Bingo with your mom?

11
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How do you think it was?

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Four hours stuck in a hot room

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with a bunch of senior citizens.

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And it took forever
to call each number.

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"B9."

16
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:
"What?!"

17
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"B9."

18
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:
"What?!"

19
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And then this 90-year-old
woman grabbed my thigh.

20
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And I said "Hey, hands off"
and she said "What?"

21
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Well, you've always been catnip
for the blue hairs.

22
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Yeah. Oh!

23
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I did finally
win a prize.

24
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A pill organizer.

25
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But I think it's used,

26
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'cause there's an aspirin
in Friday.

27
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I'll put it with the compression
socks you won last week.

28
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Ever since my mom got on this
Bingo kick, it's every week.

29
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My dad won't take her,

30
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you won't take her...

31
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Wait.
Why don't you ever take her?

32
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Well, I told her
I don't like Bingo.

33
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I may have also said
that you love it.

34
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So you did this to me?

35
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Bingo.

36
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Honey, you know,
your mom is just

37
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sitting around that house
all day with your dad.

38
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She's probably bored
out of her mind.

39
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That's what it is!

40
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Look at the big
brain on you.

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To stop Bingo at night,

42
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we need to find a way
to tire her out during the day.

43
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

44
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Don't you have volunteers
at the hospital?

45
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Actually, your mom
would love that.

46
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Yeah. Why not give her
to the sick people?

47
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They're already not having fun.

48
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Okay, I'll get her signed up.

49
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Great. Great.

50
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Oh. And as a thank you,
please accept this

51
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state-of-the-art bunion shaver.

52
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Ooh.
Really?

53
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I was on a hot streak.

54
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Oh, I'm so nervous.

55
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My first day
as a volunteer.

56
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Hey. Dropped the kids off
at school.

57
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Uh, fair warning, Teddy lost his
hard-boiled egg in your car.

58
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I moved the seat back
to try to find it,

59
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but I think
I may have just crushed it.

60
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Look at me, sweetie.

61
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I'm a working girl,
like Mary Tyler Moore.

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If I had a hat,
I'd throw it in the air.

63
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She knows she's not
getting paid, right?

64
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Hey, I took her off your hands.
Don't rock the boat.

65
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All right, look.
Just keep her moving

66
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so she's too tired for Bingo.

67
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Maybe don't tell her
about the elevators.

68
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Hmm?

69
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: I solve problems,
that's what I do.

70
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You still scream
like a little girl, son.

71
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What are you doing here?

72
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I don't want to sit alone
in an empty house,

73
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so I'm with you now.

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Wha... Mom's going
to be volunteering

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at the hospital
every day.

76
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Then I'll be with you every day.

77
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But I have to go to work.

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Great, we'll go to work.

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We just need to stop off

80
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and get me
my morning Dr. Pepper.

81
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There's a can in the fridge.

82
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Oh, no, no.
It's gotta be draft,

83
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with chewable ice,
in a foam cup,

84
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the way the good Lord intended.

85
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Ah.
I know where we can get it.

86
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There's a place
out by the airport.

87
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Oh, great. Yeah.

88
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I was just thinking how much I
want to drive to the airport.

89
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All right.

90
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After we get
your airport soda,

91
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we need to run by
the lumberyard.

92
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What about breakfast?

93
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Why didn't you make yourself
something in the house?

94
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I don't cook my own food.

95
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Somebody does it for me.

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I'm grandfathered into that.

97
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What does that mean?

98
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It means I risked my life
fighting commies,

99
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so somebody else
makes my chow.

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You hear that?
Hmm?

101
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You hear?

102
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Huh?

103
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You know what
that sound is?
Huh?

104
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That means put
your seat belt on.

105
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I don't have to do that, I'm
grandfathered into that, too.

106
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I'll just fly safely
through the windshield.

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*

108
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How 'bout this soda, Donny?
Oh...

109
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Great job, Pop.

110
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It's delicious...

111
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and it looks like
it made Adam really mad.

112
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I can't hear you.

113
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All I can hear is
"bong bong bong."

114
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Oh, Adam,
the insulation guys called.

115
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They can meet you
at 9:00 tomorrow.

116
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Okay, great.

117
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Oh, no, no, no.
That's not going to work.

118
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We need to buy my lottery
tickets at 9:00.

119
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That's my lucky time.

120
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How is it lucky if
you've never won?

121
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Every time I don't win,
I'm building up my luck.

122
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That's how it works.

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Hey, Dad.
What?

124
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Want to chase the crew
around with the forklift?

125
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Is a duck's ass watertight?

126
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ADAM:
Listen, Don.

127
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You have got to take Dad
off my hands.

128
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No way, he wanders off.

129
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I lost him in Target once.

130
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I had to use that red phone
and everything.

131
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I love father and son time.

132
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Once a year, my father and I
go hunting for Bigfoot.

133
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I take what I can get.

134
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Just tell Dad
you have stuff to do

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and he needs
to entertain himself.

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I can't do that
to the old guy.

137
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I'll just suck it up.

138
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How bad can it be?

139
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What are these guys doing?

140
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The light's green.

141
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

142
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What are you doing?

143
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You can't honk
another man's horn.

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Yes, I can,
I'm grandfathered in.

145
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Hey.

146
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There's four guys
in that truck.

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And now they're getting out.
Great.

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That's why you don't
put your seat belt on.

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It's go time!
Hey!

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You are 75 years old.

151
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Go time is over.

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Here's your "middle of
the day" Dr. Pepper.

153
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Sorry it took so long,

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they were doing roadwork
down by the airport.

155
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Nice try.

156
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This is from the Shell
station down the street.

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How are you so good at this?

158
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What's this?

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Cream for my dry skin.

160
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Why are you giving it to me?

161
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You have to rub it on me.

162
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What?

163
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Not everywhere, just
the places I can't reach.

164
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Hey, honey.

165
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How was your day?

166
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My dad has a cream, Andi.

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That I have to apply.

168
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Oh, boy.

169
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I'm sorry, honey.

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Eesh.

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Well, you know,
if it helps,

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your mom is having a blast
at the hospital.

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Well, I can't do another day.

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Okay, I-I think
you're overreacting.

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Oh, really

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Am I

177
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I am more and more confident
the answer is yes.

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Let me show you something.

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Ooh.

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What's in that cream?

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Your hands are so soft.

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Bong bong bong bong.

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I'm hearing it in my sleep now.

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Oho, and this is the best part.

185
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Look, Andi,
it's my dad.

186
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In our bed.

187
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Where's Bev?

188
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She volunteered to stay
for the late shift.

189
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Okay. What's for dinner?

190
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Pizza.

191
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I... I was thinking meatloaf.

192
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ANDI:
Okay, well,

193
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um, meatloaf
takes a while, Joe.

194
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Well, I got a good
run of game shows here,

195
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I don't mind waiting.

196
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Adam...
get him out of there.

197
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You need to wrangle
your filly, boy.

198
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I don't think she's the problem.

199
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It's not my fault.

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Your mother changed the plan.
What plan?

201
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For our golden years.

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We were happy

203
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just staying at home,

204
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watching the world go by.

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Then she started
acting different.

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Did you make her
rub that cream on you?

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'Cause it's making me
act different.

208
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I knew something
was coming.

209
00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,676
Every morning,
we'd go out for our walk

210
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and we'd get to the sidewalk
and we'd turn left.

211
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Then one day

212
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,022
last month, she turned right.

213
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Why?
What was she looking for?

214
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And then the Bingo,
and then the hospital.

215
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And here I am.

216
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Well, did you talk to Mom
about any of this?

217
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I don't have to talk
about my feelings.

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I'm grandfathered into that.

219
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Where you going?

220
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I have to make a meatloaf.

221
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,837
Well, before you go,

222
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would you get me
another pillow?

223
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I-I need one
for between my legs.

224
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Use Andi's.

225
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I can't believe we're actually
making this meatloaf.

226
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Well, we have to,
he's grandfathered in.

227
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You should have heard
him up there, Andi.

228
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He's... lost.

229
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Well, I don't get it.

230
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Bev's gone away before.

231
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,703
She went on that cruise.

232
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,695
Yeah, but he knew everything

233
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,367
would go back to normal
in a day or two.

234
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,135
This is different.
It's a big change for him.

235
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:11,875
So, what, Bev has to sit on the
couch for the rest of her life

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just to make
her husband happy?

237
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,923
Yes.

238
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,849
Wha...

239
00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,085
It's in the vows.

240
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,985
We whisper it
so you don't hear it.

241
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,960
You have to tell my mom
to quit the hospital.
Wha...?

242
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,226
I'm not gonna do that.

243
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,703
She's happy.

244
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,272
So I have to talk
to her all by myself?

245
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,270
Yes.

246
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,913
Wives don't help their
husbands with bad ideas.

247
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,109
It's in the vows.

248
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,738
Well...

249
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I think it's a good idea.

250
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I'll just explain that my dad
is lonely with her gone

251
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and she needs to come back.

252
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I wouldn't get involved
if I were you.

253
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,224
I'm already involved.

254
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My pillow smells like Brylcreem.

255
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,462
It's like sleeping
in Ronald Reagan's arms.

256
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,334
Well, fine, you
can use my pillow.

257
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,734
Uh, no, thank you.

258
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:08,998
I think we're gonna
have to take

259
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,166
your pillow out back
and shoot it.

260
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,508
Okay, here comes Mom.

261
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,176
I'm going to talk to her
about quitting the hospital.

262
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,275
Well, then
I'm getting out of here.

263
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,847
Oh, your dad's up there.

264
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:26,846
Oh, here comes your mom.

265
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,357
I... I c...

266
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,788
Pantry!

267
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,129
Oh. Hey, sweetie.

268
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,761
Hey, how was your day
at the hospital?

269
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,956
Tiring, I'll bet, huh?

270
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,727
Makes you want to say,
"Whew,

271
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,066
I am never going
back there again."

272
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,871
Well, lesson learned.

273
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,473
You gave it a shot. Yeah?

274
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,774
Actually, you know,
I feel great.

275
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:47,777
Helping people gives me
more energy.

276
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,138
More energy?

277
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,376
Ooh... I hear
that's what happens

278
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,081
right before you
should quit a job.

279
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,084
What are we talking about?

280
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,746
Hey, speaking of Dad...
Were we speaking of Dad?

281
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,786
We could talk about Dad
if you want to, yeah, sure.

282
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,161
You know, I...

283
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,759
I think you threw
him a curve ball

284
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,132
by being out of
the house so much.

285
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,489
He misses you.

286
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,857
Oh, that's what
this is about.

287
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,357
You know, honey,

288
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,968
I've been adapting to him
my whole life.

289
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,901
Now I'd like it
if he could adapt to me.

290
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,367
Well, I'd like it if he could
apply his own damn cream,

291
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,806
but that's not happening.

292
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,483
I think what
he really misses

293
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,082
is me cooking and
cleaning for him.

294
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:32,354
O... Okay, that's a slightly
negative spin on it.

295
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,215
I'm just saying I
think he'd be happier

296
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,024
if you weren't gone
so much, you know?

297
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:40,386
And if you think about it,
it's kind of romantic. Huh?

298
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,527
Yeah. So he'd be happier

299
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,372
if I weren't doing the thing
that makes me happy.

300
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,538
Again, slightly negative spin.

301
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,868
Mmm!

302
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:51,944
I smell meatloaf.

303
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,072
Of course you do,
you selfish bastard.

304
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:59,376
What did you do, boy?

305
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,382
I just told her
that you missed her.

306
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,484
What, are you writing
some kind of romance novel?

307
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,945
I guess I'll be
spending the night.

308
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,187
Wh... Where you going?

309
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,461
Where do you think?

310
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,989
Well, hey, you know,
uh, we have a guest room.

311
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,455
I made you.

312
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,003
You're my guest.

313
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,341
That went well.

314
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,838
Where's the meatloaf?

315
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,514
He took it upstairs,
like a groom takes his bride.

316
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,046
ANDI:
Hey...

317
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,882
you elbowed me in the nose.

318
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,047
I didn't move,
you nosed me in the elbow.

319
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,316
Ugh.

320
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:45,229
You are breathing
directly into me.

321
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,934
My air is your exhaust.

322
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,003
All right.

323
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,368
I want my bed back.

324
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,614
Look, don't worry.

325
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,208
Dad won't be here long.

326
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,410
Mom will come around.
Wh...

327
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,912
Why are you taking his
side in this whole deal?

328
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,875
He's been driving
you crazy all week.

329
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,454
Well, the man has worked hard
his whole life.

330
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,452
He deserves to retire
on the couch

331
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,894
with his wife
sitting next to him

332
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,320
and cooking him food.

333
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,624
Like any man would want.

334
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,258
Like any man?
Mm.

335
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,034
Not you though, right?

336
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,295
What was the question?

337
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,684
I just want to know how you're
picturing our golden years.

338
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,678
Well, I've worked hard
my whole life, too.

339
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,651
So your plan is to
just sit and eat?

340
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,121
You think you're
making it sound bad,

341
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,252
but you're kind of
selling it.

342
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,587
Okay, well,
that's not healthy.

343
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,493
I mean, you might get fat.

344
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,655
Hey, till death, baby.

345
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,965
But I wanted to do
something fun, together.

346
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,900
You know, like open
Pittsburgh's first winery.

347
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,609
You just like wine.

348
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,181
Yeah, well, I'm
going to need it

349
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,011
if I'm stuck on the couch
with a supersized shut-in.

350
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:26,162
I am going to breathe
on you so hard tonight.

351
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:49,723
Adam, we need to talk.

352
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,119
You put the chicken
too far away.

353
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,760
I'm leaving you.

354
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,458
For who?

355
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,133
For me.

356
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,772
Are you leaving me
for my own brother?

357
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,099
Yeah, well,
I had no choice.

358
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,196
He kept it tight.
Mmm.

359
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,238
You know it, mama.

360
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,037
Come back, don't go.

361
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,506
Andi. Andi!

362
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,676
Andi...

363
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,553
Chicken.

364
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,055
Chicken!

365
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,592
What's for breakfast?

366
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,225
Cereal.

367
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:41,425
I left a note on the fridge
saying I wanted frittatas.

368
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:45,068
Well, those days
are behind you.

369
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,535
We need to talk about what's
been going on around here.

370
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,344
I told you what's going on.

371
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,346
I went left,
your mom went right.

372
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,749
Get ready to for
two Christmases.

373
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,751
Look...

374
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,223
Okay, listen,
you are going to have to accept

375
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,192
what's happening with Mom
and, you know, adapt.

376
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,092
But I'm grandfathered in.

377
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,534
That's not a thing!

378
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,828
Look...

379
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,460
retirement is a team sport.

380
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:13,197
You had everything
the way you wanted.

381
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,673
Now Mom has found something
that makes her happy.

382
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,141
Isn't that good?

383
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,839
You think I don't want
to make her happy?

384
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,310
I love her, I... I...

385
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,480
I just, I don't know how
to do any of that stuff.

386
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,779
What stuff?

387
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,080
Home stuff.

388
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,548
My mother fed me,

389
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,320
then the army fed me

390
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,819
and then Bev fed me.

391
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,192
If anything,
this is their fault.

392
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,727
Okay. You want a frittata?

393
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,727
Let's teach you

394
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,361
how to make a frittata.

395
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,166
Then you can
make one for Mom.

396
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,669
You think that would
make her happy?

397
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,340
I do.

398
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,099
Okay, let's do it.

399
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,505
All right.

400
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,712
You want an apron?

401
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,253
I'm willing to try this,

402
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,408
but I'm not putting on
a damn cooking costume.

403
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,716
I still don't understand why
you brought me back here.

404
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,858
Adam called me and he said that
there is a surprise for you.

405
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,798
Joe?

406
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,803
What's this?

407
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,444
I made dinner.

408
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:29,483
What with you being at
the hospital, I want to, um...

409
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,209
What did you tell me
I wanted to do?

410
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,452
Adapt.

411
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,292
Yeah, that.

412
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,648
You cooked for me?

413
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,846
Well...
You've never done that before.

414
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,688
Retirement is a team sport.

415
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,258
I taught him that.

416
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,862
And I taught you that.

417
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,440
I just want you to know that

418
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,268
I support you.

419
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,844
This is really something, Joe.

420
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,842
Here. See?
Oh!

421
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,244
Ooh, you made
scrambled eggs.

422
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,907
Yeah.

423
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,724
Frittatas are a real
son of a bitch.

424
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,686
By the way, we need to
figure out something else

425
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,734
for our retirement
besides my couch thing.

426
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,661
That doesn't end well.

427
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,302
Oh, well...

428
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,374
I have some ideas.

429
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,241
Hey, if it makes you happy,

430
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,700
it makes me happy.
Aw.

431
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,308
Well, you know
I've always loved dogs,

432
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,641
so how about
running a dog rescue?

433
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,306
I already have a name:

434
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,475
It's The Leash You Can Do.

435
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:44,323
Ooh, that's good.

436
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,951
Make him do that.

437
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,215
No. No dogs.

438
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,255
Nothing that poops.

439
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,930
Once the three poopers we got
go to college, we're done.

440
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,659
All right.

441
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,455
What else you got?

442
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,467
Okay.

443
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,828
How about...

444
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:06,438
we open a mask store?

445
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,736
A what?

446
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,978
A store that sells nothing

447
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,283
but masks from
around the world.

448
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,616
Ooh, that's a winner.

449
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,950
Yeah.
Yeah.

450
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,986
And we will call it...

451
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,661
Maskwell House.

452
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,757
It feels like you're just
coming up with a funny name

453
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,827
and then working
backwards from there.

454
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,565
Yeah! That's my process.

455
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,014
Hmm.

456
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,838
It's cute, right?

457
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,484
Hey, guys.

458
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,682
You get the hell away
from my wife.

459
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,754
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