1 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:05,309 Guys, the flip house is really coming along. 2 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:06,658 Yeah.DON: After we sell it, 3 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:07,964 I'm gonna use the money 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,400 to buy a couples vacation for me and Marcy. 5 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,228 Oh, that's really romantic, Don. 6 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:15,232 Yeah. Marcy's going to the Bahamas and I'm going to Mexico. 7 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:19,236 How am I the divorced guy? 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,412 Actually, we're gonna use the money to buy a house 9 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:24,372 and then repeat the process until we own this city. 10 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,330 Yeah-- well, just the bad parts of the city. 11 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,115 We can't afford the good parts. 12 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,377 [laughs] 13 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:32,902 Okay. Inspection's all done. 14 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:35,426 All right. Yes. 15 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,559 We failed? 16 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,908 Wha-- how could that be? 17 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:42,085 Did you not see the six-pack I left in your truck? 18 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:44,522 The inside pipes are up to code, 19 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:47,134 but your sewer line to the street needs to be replaced. 20 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,874 [groans]And for next time, 21 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,659 I'm a wine guy. 22 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:55,142 That means we have to tear up the whole driveway. 23 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,839 We can't afford that. 24 00:00:56,882 --> 00:01:01,104 We already used our airline miles to buy the doorknobs. 25 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:04,412 I feel bad. I'm the one who convinced you to buy this house. 26 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,196 It's kind of my fault. 27 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,590 What-- no, Andi, no. It's nobody's fault. 28 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,200 But this whole sewer thing, 29 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:11,593 that's gonna run, like, 20 grand. 30 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:13,073 Way to go, Andi. 31 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,818 Look at this budget. How are we gonna come up with 20 grand? 32 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:22,517 Well, can't we just tack it onto our construction loan? 33 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,432 We're at our limit with the bank. 34 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,216 When I pull up to the drive-through, the teller 35 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:29,480 turns off the microphone and ducks behind the counter. 36 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,310 If we can't finish this house, we can't sell it. 37 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:36,618 And if we can't sell it, we could lose the whole business. 38 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,620 No! I need this job. 39 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,752 Since Jen and I split up, she has all the money 40 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:43,277 and the lawyer says I can't have any. 41 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:47,150 A-All right, everybody, calm down. 42 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,892 Let's all remember: this is Andi's fault. 43 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,721 All right, all right, all right. 44 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,114 Let's not turn on each other. 45 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,463 Pittsburgh has plenty of banks. 46 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,465 Tomorrow, we'll just hit up a bunch of them 47 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,510 until we find one that'll give us money. 48 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:03,210 Or I know a guy down at the track who lends money. 49 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,820 One hitch: if we can't pay him back, 50 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:07,170 we'll have to kill him before he kills us. 51 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,346 ADAM: All right. 52 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,436 Let's call murdering a guy plan B. 53 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:16,048 ♪ 54 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,189 Okay, huddle up, team. 55 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,452 We need a new loan to finish the flip house 56 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,454 and I don't see any reason we shouldn't get it. 57 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,543 We are excellent at what we do, people like us 58 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:34,284 and we're good-looking. 59 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,373 ANDI: Okay, I made 60 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,027 a list of banks. We'll split up 61 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,203 and get to as many as possible.All right. 62 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,813 Oh, I got a good feeling about this one. 63 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:44,947 It's right next-door to Hooters. 64 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,427 Oh, yeah, yeah. 65 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,603 I never heard of any of these. 66 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:51,606 Yeah, well, I picked small ones. 67 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,999 I'm hoping they're small because they're not smart. 68 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:56,741 All right, that's the spirit, Andi. 69 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,047 All right, come on, we're burning daylight. 70 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,222 Let's do this thing. 71 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,529 [stammers]Ugh, good. You're all here. 72 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:03,748 I'm glad you're not busy. 73 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,837 Uh, actually, Mom, we're right in the middle of something. 74 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:08,013 No, you can tell your story after I tell mine. 75 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,278 Your father is impossible. 76 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,018 H-He just had his knee operation. 77 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:16,108 All he wants to do is sit around. 78 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:19,503 In fairness, he's recovering from a major surgery. 79 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:21,723 This seems like a family matter. I'll wait in the car. 80 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:25,727 Well, I thought he was doing better. 81 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,860 He was, but now he's just back on the couch. 82 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:29,992 [sighs]I mean, I want 83 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,994 to be known for my patience 84 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:36,259 and consideration, but that's just not my bag. 85 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,696 So I'm going to my sister's. 86 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,698 Isn't his homecare nurse helping? 87 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:43,658 If by helping, you mean eating all my Milanos 88 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,442 and finishing my crossword puzzles, 89 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:47,401 then yes, he's a gift from heaven. 90 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:52,014 I'm taking your crossword for the train. 91 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:54,146 Love to the grandbabies. 92 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:57,062 What were we doing before she came in? 93 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,542 We were about to lose our business. 94 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,370 Oh, right. That thing Andi did. 95 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,027 So you can see, we're very serious. 96 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,898 We have a solid business plan, 97 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,770 the house is almost done. 98 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:11,642 A-And we're both wearing ties. [chuckles] 99 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:14,036 The trouble is, you're at your loan limit. 100 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:18,127 Right. That's why we're both wearing ties. 101 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,912 We think our project has a lot of potential. 102 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:23,045 And I'm thinking you might be more likely to help us 103 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,308 because we are haircut twins. 104 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:30,444 Oh. Yeah, you're right. 105 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:32,359 It's like you're looking in a mirror 106 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,578 that wants to give you money-- a money mirror. 107 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:35,710 [laughs] 108 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:38,016 So what are you thinking? 109 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:41,585 I'm thinking I should grow out my hair. 110 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,718 I'm not sure you have enough collateral. 111 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:46,198 We may be small, but we're not dumb. 112 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,810 [chuckles]: Nobody said you were dumb. 113 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:51,987 Though we are hoping for desperate. 114 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,467 Look, we have other options. 115 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:56,687 We just don't want to have to kill a guy. 116 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,907 So you have all the numbers. 117 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,256 What do you say? 118 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,040 No. 119 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,520 No. 120 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:04,869 No. 121 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:07,611 Please? No. 122 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,309 Maybe... 123 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:12,007 Oh, wait. I didn't see that. No. 124 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:15,750 [speaking Chinese] 125 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,056 No, no, no. 126 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,058 ANDI: That loan guy 127 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:21,016 left with our application. 128 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:23,061 That is not a good sign. 129 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,107 Do you hear anybody laughing out there? 130 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:29,241 I haven't been rejected this much since middle school. 131 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:31,461 And high school... and when my wife left. 132 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,724 I should be used to this by now. 133 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,553 [exhales] Thanks for waiting. 134 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:40,644 So? How bad is it? 135 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,690 Actually, I think we can do something with this. 136 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,388 Okay, I'm sorry-- wait. Wait. 137 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:48,609 Did you just say not "no"? 138 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:50,567 I'm gonna need to run some numbers... 139 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:52,264 He's running numbers. He's running numbers! 140 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:55,703 He's getting a calculator.All right, be cool, Lowell. 141 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:58,967 Sorry. It's just, this loan is really important to us. 142 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:01,099 Well, I'll be honest, it's not a slam dunk, 143 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:03,841 but you've got a spark. 144 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,582 I have a good feeling about you. 145 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,279 You seem hard-working. 146 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,759 I am hard-working. 147 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,065 And dedicated. 148 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,937 Super-duper dedicated. 149 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,809 Do you need to write that on there? Or, y-you'll remember. 150 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:17,551 He'll remember. He'll... 151 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:20,075 [grunting] 152 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:22,077 Ah. Crosscourt smash. 153 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,209 Suck on that, Funchy.Hey. 154 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:26,037 Watch the language. This is Wimbledon. 155 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,648 The queen's in the audience. 156 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,258 Oh, no, my boys are here. 157 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:31,303 Uh, hide the fun. 158 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:37,222 Dad? Oh.Hey, guys. 159 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:41,226 Joe's just been sitting here in tremendous pain. 160 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,620 Uh, sorry to bother you, Dad. We need to borrow one of your ties. 161 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,143 We got a couple more banks to see, 162 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,754 and Don got mayonnaise on his. 163 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:49,452 I told you today of all days, don't get extra mayonnaise. 164 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:52,107 It was a turkey sandwich. That bird gave his life 165 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,239 and I'm not gonna put mayonnaise on him? 166 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,284 Don't be disrespectful. 167 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:58,766 How's the leg, Dad? 168 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,071 [groans]: Oh, not good. 169 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:02,422 And Funchy's pushing me too hard. 170 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,859 Hey, I'm here to kick ass and eat Milanos, 171 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,035 and I'm all out of Milanos. 172 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,472 [phone ringing]Ooh. 173 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:12,040 Hey, Andi. How's it going? 174 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,085 I have a not no. 175 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:17,045 That's amazing. So far, all we got is noes. 176 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,786 Well, one bank took our picture, 177 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,744 but I think that's to make sure we never come back. 178 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,791 Okay, well, let me keep working on this and... 179 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:26,663 Okay, you-- listen, you got this. Okay? 180 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:27,969 Be confident, but not cocky. 181 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,666 Stay calm, but it's all up to you. 182 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,973 It's life or death. Just have fun. 183 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,935 So, what do you think, James? 184 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:40,416 Well, uh, this is a tricky one. 185 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,984 Uh, but sometimes, you just got to go with your gut. 186 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,334 Don't tell the squares upstairs, 187 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,379 but I'm a bit of a vibe guy. 188 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:51,166 Oh. Well, we are a very pro-vibe company. 189 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,734 Absolutely. I'm vibrating right now. 190 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:56,737 So, um, what's the next step? 191 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,173 Well, there's a lot to go through, 192 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,044 and I have meetings the rest of the day. 193 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:03,178 I'd say come back tomorrow, but Karen's here then, 194 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:06,181 and she has zero vibes. 195 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:07,487 What if we met 196 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,053 to talk about it over dinner? 197 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:12,579 You mean, like, a real business dinner? 198 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,363 I've never had one of those-- I mean, I have, I have. 199 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,844 I've had so many, it's like, ugh. But, uh, 200 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,629 I've just never had one of those scheduled for tonight, 201 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:22,632 i.e. I'm free. 202 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:24,199 I'd invite you, too, but, uh, 203 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:26,680 she seems like the boss, am I wrong about that? 204 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,899 No. I'm not allowed to make any decisions. 205 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,945 That's how smart she is.Mm. 206 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:36,298 Look at you, all ready for your first business dinner. 207 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,039 I know you don't like it when I say "You go, girl," 208 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:40,389 so I'll just say it in my head. 209 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,870 You go, girl. 210 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:45,220 I heard that. 211 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:47,396 I couldn't keep it in, I'm too excited. 212 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:48,876 I can't wait to tell Adam. 213 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,921 Oh, no, no. No, you can't tell Adam. 214 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:53,054 Uh-uh. No. He wouldn't understand. 215 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:55,099 I mean, even though it's a business dinner, 216 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:58,015 all he'll hear is that I'm going out with another guy. 217 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,278 I can't keep a secret from Adam. He's my hero. 218 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:03,412 Jimmy Olsen never lied to Superman. 219 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:06,546 Look, he gets jealous, even when there's no reason. 220 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,417 One time, at a concert, the singer said, 221 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,158 "This one goes out to all the ladies," 222 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,856 and Adam was in a bad mood the whole night. 223 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:17,165 He said he knew Billy Joel was talking to me. 224 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,167 I saw Billy Joel in New York once. 225 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,909 He said, "Get out of my way." 226 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:24,912 Look, I just want to get this loan, come home 227 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,696 and surprise Adam when it's all done. 228 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,307 Which is why I need you to cover for me. 229 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,701 Just tell him, uh, I went to the mall or something. 230 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,704 No, I can't handle that kind of stress. 231 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:39,970 In high school, I was voted most likely to panic and pass out. 232 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:43,539 When I was presented with the award, I passed out. 233 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,194 Well, I believe in you. 234 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,630 Don't. 235 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,458 You can do this. 236 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,764 I can't. 237 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:54,985 Lowell... you go, guy. 238 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,076 Well, now I have to try. 239 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,168 [door opens] 240 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,431 Maybe we would have had a shot at that last bank 241 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:09,652 if you didn't have ice cream all over you. 242 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:12,046 A tie is not a napkin. 243 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,135 Agree to disagree.Oh... 244 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,224 Oh, hey, Lowell. 245 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,529 Hey, uh, where's Andi? 246 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,109 You had to call me? You guys couldn't think 247 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,503 to do this yourselves? 248 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,114 Well, we didn't know what to do after we made fun of him. 249 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,075 Yeah, Andi wasn't here. Where is Andi? 250 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,207 Why do you think I'm lying? 251 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,428 What? 252 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,996 Fine. I wasn't supposed to tell you, 253 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,606 but since you can see right through me, 254 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,782 she went to dinner with the loan officer. 255 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,393 Why wouldn't Andi want me to know that? 256 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,047 I'm sure it's a very nice lady. 257 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,312 It's a guy. Okay? 258 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,271 The loan officer is a guy. 259 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,665 What?! 260 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,842 Every guy is after her. 261 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,235 This-this is Billy Joel all over again. 262 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,717 No, no, it's not like that. 263 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,501 I met the loan guy. He's harmless. 264 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,895 You better have just said "armless." 265 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,377 It's a business dinner. 266 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,379 Is that what he told her? [scoffs] 267 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,207 Let me tell you something, Lowell. 268 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,253 If it's a guy and a dinner, at a table, with a waiter, 269 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,994 it's a date. 270 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,256 He's right. 271 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,823 Restaurants are where women fall in love. 272 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,303 They watch you eat. If they can handle it, 273 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,217 then they mate with you. 274 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,307 Where'd they go? 275 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,917 Moonbeams. 276 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,223 Moonbeams?! 277 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:45,400 That's the most romantic place in town. 278 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,010 I'm afraid to take Andi there 279 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,317 'cause we got three kids already. 280 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,275 I'm going down there to bust this up. 281 00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,234 What? Wait. Why? 282 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,410 This guy is taking advantage of her. 283 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:58,500 Andi doesn't know how business creeps operate. 284 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,763 She only sees the best in people. 285 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,547 It's one of her worst traits. 286 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,507 But we need the loan. 287 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,815 Are you saying my wife is less valuable than money? 288 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,555 Yes. 289 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,428 I mean, we-we have plenty of Andi. 290 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,952 What we don't have is money. 291 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:20,261 Your problem is you are not sensitive, like me. 292 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:23,394 Now, I am gonna go down there and rearrange this guy's face 293 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,789 like Mr. Potato Head. 294 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,400 I better follow him, make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. 295 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,795 Let him go. He loves his wife. 296 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,449 If you don't move out of my way, 297 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:37,539 I will pick my teeth with you. 298 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:41,238 You know what, Marcy? 299 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,678 You go. I'm gonna stay here and make fun of him. 300 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,777 James, I appreciate you taking the time to meet me. 301 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,387 I-I put together all the documents 302 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,867 on our property. 303 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,478 Yes, it's in my daughter's princess binder, 304 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,828 but it says, "Always stay magical." 305 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,396 I think that's good advice for anybody.[chuckles] 306 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,354 Well, this is definitely a first. 307 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,921 But it doesn't matter what's onthe binder, 308 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,228 it's what's inside that matters. 309 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,795 Oh, more stickers. 310 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:19,233 I'm not trying to bribe you, but you approve our loan, 311 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,278 you'll get a gold star. 312 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,453 [laughs] 313 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,155 Dad? 314 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:31,071 I'm afraid you got the wrong guy, partner. 315 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,943 What are you doing here? I thought you couldn't walk. 316 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,598 Okay, you got me. But don't tell your mother. 317 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:39,383 If she knows I'm okay, she'll make Funchy leave. 318 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,255 Medicare pays for two more weeks. 319 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,866 But if your knee is healed, you don't need him anymore. 320 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,956 I made a friend, and I'm not giving him back. 321 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,785 Well, thanks for including me in your insurance scam. 322 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,266 I think you've got some bigger problems. 323 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:55,356 Looks like your wife is stepping out with another guy. 324 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:59,142 I was gonna text you, but my steak came. 325 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,102 I know all about it. I'm here to break it up. 326 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,582 Geez. 327 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:05,888 Where do you think you're going? 328 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,716 To give that guy a piece of my mind. 329 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,370 You're not getting past me. 330 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,154 I've been eating ramen for six weeks 331 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,460 because of this flip house. 332 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,983 My sodium is through the roof 333 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,071 and I'm feeling crazy strong. 334 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,682 Okay, Marcy, I cannot let my wife 335 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,293 be on a date with another guy. 336 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,903 They are not on a date. Look at them. 337 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,078 It's a public place. 338 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,210 Nothing is going on. 339 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,344 He's pouring her wine. That is a date! 340 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,520 Your dad and Funchy are having wine. 341 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,087 Is that a date? 342 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,524 I don't know, it looks pretty romantic over there. 343 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,831 They're sharing a wedge salad. 344 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,180 Here, you can have all the bacon. 345 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,922 Oh, you get me. Yeah. 346 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:40,923 Hmm? [scoffs] 347 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,838 J-Just before you go over there, 348 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,189 I want to remind you how important this loan is to us. 349 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,017 At least hear my side of the story. 350 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,932 Okay, you have two minutes. 351 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:53,936 Okay, so, the year was 1974, 352 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,330 and a pair of professors who thought they were barren 353 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,333 gave birth to a miracle baby named Marcy. 354 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,726 This pie chart is very well done. 355 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,947 Oh, yeah, well, hope... hope you're not on a diet. 356 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,123 [laughs] 357 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,908 You know, 'cause it's a piechart. 358 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,215 ADAM: She's laughing. 359 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,434 What's she laughing at? 360 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,001 Well, maybe he told her a joke.Yeah-- 361 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,872 She doesn't laugh at my jokes like that. 362 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,917 Last week I told her the one 363 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,353 about Mr. T in the haunted house. 364 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,921 [imitating Mr. T]: "I pity the ghoul." 365 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,357 Ghoul is another word for ghost. 366 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,358 He used to say, "I pity the fool." 367 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,447 Aw, forget it. 368 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,362 I just wish I could hear 369 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:29,406 what they're talking about. 370 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,409 Ooh, I see an opening. 371 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,846 No, no...Shh! [stammers] 372 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:43,768 Oh, don't mind me, I'm a, uh, seat warmer. 373 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,596 That's how fancy this place is. 374 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,382 Not a cold butt since 1987. 375 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,214 Ladies. 376 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:03,092 Oh, for God's sakes. Adam. 377 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,880 Well, well, well. 378 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,012 What are you doing here? 379 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,927 I'll tell you what I'm doing here. 380 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,061 This is not a business dinner. This is a date. 381 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,585 You are preying on an innocent woman in need, 382 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,544 because you are a slimy, scheming... 383 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,330 friendly-looking guy. 384 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,201 You don't seem that threatening. 385 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,334 This is ridiculous. 386 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,162 I mean, after 18 years of marriage, 387 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:32,295 I can't have dinner with a business associate? 388 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,384 This is not Billy Joel. 389 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,604 Billy Joel hit on me one night. 390 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,475 That's pretty cool. [chuckles] 391 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,523 I am trying to save our business, 392 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:45,265 and all you're doing is making us both look like amateurs. 393 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,354 I think I can clear this up. 394 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,443 Oh, thank you, James. 395 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,705 This is a date. 396 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,924 Ha! I knew it. 397 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,318 I assume the worst in people. That's one of mybest traits. 398 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:59,235 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wha-What about the loan? 399 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,455 I ran it past Karen this afternoon. 400 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,284 She said no, but I was still jazzed about our date. 401 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:09,419 It wasn't a date. I am married. 402 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,682 Yeah, it doesn't bother me.Oh... 403 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,598 You gotta knock on the door if you want it to open. 404 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,818 I'm not a door. Are you hearing him? 405 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,602 Hey, I'm just happy I was right about this. 406 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,300 I got really sweaty there for a second. 407 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:23,303 But I'll gladly take him outside and tune him up, if you want. 408 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,610 No. 409 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,265 I'm not gonna waste my time on some jerk who, 410 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,745 in this day and age, still tries to use 411 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,313 a position of power to manipulate people. 412 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,532 And, you know, I wouldn't normally do this 413 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,491 to an innocent glass of wine, but... 414 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,145 Ooh! 415 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,538 Oops. 416 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,585 That was awesome.Hmm. 417 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,024 That's why all the guys are after her. 418 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:56,162 So you failed to seduce the bank guy. 419 00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,295 I wasn't trying, Don. 420 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:02,081 Oh, now you weren't trying. 421 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,258 Did you even listen to the story? 422 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,651 The bad news is we're back where we started. 423 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,392 No money, no loan. 424 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:12,482 Now Don and I will have to vacation together. 425 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,356 Honey, I'm sorry I got so jealous tonight. 426 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,227 Obviously, you can take care of yourself. 427 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,315 Oh, that's okay. 428 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,751 I mean, you were right about him. 429 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:24,407 Just like Billy Joel. 430 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,584 "This one goes out to all the ladies." 431 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:30,109 He was looking right at you. 432 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,024 Hey, guys. 433 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,114 Why the long faces? 434 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,158 Why are you so cheerful? 435 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,247 Did you pass out in a flower patch? 436 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,034 Actually, I have some good news. 437 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,167 When Adam left for the restaurant, I had a feeling 438 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,952 the deal might go south, and it was time for extreme measures. 439 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,781 So I went to see my ex, Jen, 440 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,957 and I told her I wanted $20,000. 441 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,394 You didn't. 442 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,961 I did. And I told her if she didn't give it to me, 443 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,094 I would tell her grandma that she cheated on me 444 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,140 with her horse riding instructor. 445 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,143 Nobody wants their nana to know they did it in a barn. 446 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,669 Anyhoo, the money's already in my account. 447 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:12,151 Lowell, you just saved our company. That's great. 448 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,109 I mean, that's blackmail. 449 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,502 It is? Yeah. 450 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,722 I'll be right back. 451 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:19,984 Oh, oh... No. 452 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,553 No. Oh... 453 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,218 [grunting] Oh, geez, Bev's home. 454 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,828 Oh... 455 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,746 I'm back. 456 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:43,704 Hi, dear. 457 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,141 I'd get up, but I can't. 458 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,926 His leg's not getting any better. Yeah. 459 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,493 Looks like Funchy's gonna have to stay around 460 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:51,929 a little while longer. 461 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:55,716 You're propping up the wrong leg, Joe. 462 00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,546 That was your one job! 463 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,293 Captioning sponsored by CBS 464 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,338 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org