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Lowell, how could
your wife leave a man

2
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that makes biscuits this fluffy?

3
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When you move
into your own place,

4
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don't bother getting a bed,
just make a giant one of these.

5
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Cooking for you guys
is the least I can do.

6
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You took me in
at my darkest hour,

7
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when my soul was shattered
and all hope was lost.

8
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[oven timer dings]

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That's the frittata.

10
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We have never eaten
like this before.

11
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Uh, we cook for you every day.

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I stand by what I said.

13
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Hey, honey, you know
what I realized?

14
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We've been working
together for a week.

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Today is our one week
workaversary.

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Oh, wow, yeah.

17
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Uh, I got you something.

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I'm just waiting
on a tracking number.

19
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Oh, come on.
Seriously, this is big.

20
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I mean, I think we're past the
bumpy getting used to it phase

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and on to smooth sailing.

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Toot, toot!

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Today's Mommy's big day
to show us the sample finishes

24
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that she picked out
for the flip house.

25
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What's a sample?What's a finish?

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What's a flip house?

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The house we've been
fixing up to sell.

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We've been talking
about it for weeks.

29
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You know, we listen
to all your boring stories.

30
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Mr. 45 Minutes on what
happened in some video game.

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All right, come on.
We better get going.

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Oh, Lowell, do you need
a ride to work?I'll meet you there.

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I have to stop by the grocery
store to pick up buttermilk

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for Fried Chicken Friday.

35
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Now that's a wife.

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I hope Lowell never leaves.

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No, no, no, no. We...

38
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We want our friend to get
his confidence back,

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move into his new apartment
and start his new life.

40
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Sure, just as long as it's after
Fried Chicken Friday.

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[door closes]

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Ha, ha. You were quiet,
you thought we'd forget

43
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to take you to school.
Come on, let's go.

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ANDI:
So,

45
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that's the kitchen.

46
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Crisp, elegant, a world above.

47
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I got that
from a vodka commercial,

48
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but y-you get my point.

49
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I love it.

50
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This is like one
of those kitchens

51
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the lady on Fixer Upper
would make.

52
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[exhales]

53
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Her name is Joanna Gaines,
and that is the nicest thing

54
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you've ever said to me.

55
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Well, what are
you thinking, Don?

56
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To be honest, I was thinking
about Lowell's biscuits.

57
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He loves it.
All right, so, uh,

58
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all we have left
is the backsplash?

59
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Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking,
let's blow people's minds

60
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with this gorgeous
Peruvian tile.

61
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Eh, that stuff's expensive.

62
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Okay? I'm thinking
we need something

63
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a little less Peruvian,
a little more Home Depot-vian.

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[sighs]And you know,
I've checked

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the comps for this neighborhood,

66
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and they don't support
high-end finishes.

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Values in this neighborhood
are up ten percent.

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Buyers are gonna be looking
for something more custom.

69
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Maybe, maybe,
but that's a gamble.

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Okay? And last time we gambled,

71
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you got pregnant
for the third time.

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Guys, can I say something?

73
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I don't even remember
eating the last biscuit.

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All right, look. Okay,
we both have some good points,

75
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so it's a tie.

76
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But at work, tie goes
to the boss, so the answer's no.

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But it's imported.

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No.

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Artisan.

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No.

81
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That means hand-painted.

82
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Oh. Well, then, no.

83
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Wow.

84
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Three no's.
[chuckles]

85
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That's a lot of no's.

86
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Oh, come on, honey.

87
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You're not gonna get mad just
because I said no to some tile?

88
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Well, no, it's not the no,
it's just, you had a tone.

89
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I had a tone?

90
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Yeah. "Tie goes to the boss"?

91
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I mean, who says that?

92
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The boss.

93
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Okay. You know what?
I'm a professional.

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I can handle it.

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Great.

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[laughs]
Don't touch me.

97
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Come on.

98
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I thought we were
smooth sailing.

99
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Toot, toot.

100
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You should go
with the nice tile,

101
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'cause this might be
where you're living now.

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♪

103
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Hey.
Hey.

104
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Thanks for coming to pick us up.

105
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Andi's still mad
about that tile,

106
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so she drove herself and
my truck keys to work.

107
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It was a very quiet dinner
last night.

108
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If I can't win her over
with my Beef Wellington,

109
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you know Mama's cranky.

110
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Well, it got worse
when we went upstairs.

111
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She made me watch
Sex and the Cityreruns.

112
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That is the longest I've gone

113
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without laughing
in my entire life.

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You and Andi are creating
a hostile work environment.

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I may need a couple weeks off.

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The problem is, Andi's not
used to me saying no to her.

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You say it to us all the time.

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That's because you guys are men,

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and you understand that
no is the end of it.

120
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But women are stronger
than us. They don't give up.

121
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That's why theygive birth.

122
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We'd be like, oh, forget
it, just leave it in,

123
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I'll loosen my seatbelt.

124
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Like how my wife wouldn't
take no for an answer

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when she asked if she could
sleep with other men.

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Lowell, your thing is not
like other things, okay?

127
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When Andi and I were first
married, I said no a lot.

128
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But then I noticed something:
it didn't work.

129
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Do you think I said yes to this?

130
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Huh?

131
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A giant painting of a tricycle?

132
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I said no to her 20 times,
but she asked me 21 times,

133
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Why a tricycle? I don't get it.

134
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So when she hears a no from you,
it's a shock to the system.

135
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Right, right.
And now that I'm her boss,

136
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I'm gonna have
to say no to her all the time.

137
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Marcy hates it when I say no.

138
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So whenever

139
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she brings up something
I disagree with,

140
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I just say "Yeah, maybe."

141
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"Yeah, maybe"?

142
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Yeah. It's like
a softer version of no.

143
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I can't say a real no to her.

144
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She'll rip my arms off.

145
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And I need my arms.
That's where I keep my hands.

146
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And that works?

147
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Every time.

148
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She feels like
I'm thinking about it--

149
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which I'm not-- time passes,

150
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and then it just goes away.

151
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I'll be in the truck.

152
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[door closes]

153
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Am I crazy, or did he just
say something helpful?

154
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I'm as stunned as you are.

155
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"Yeah, maybe." Huh.

156
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Next time Andi brings up
the tile, I'm using that.

157
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I can't sleep when
we're fighting.

158
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Okay? Usually I'm the big spoon
and she's the little spoon.

159
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But you can't cuddle
with an angry spoon.

160
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That's just a fork.

161
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Oh, hey, Andi. You okay?

162
00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,381
Ugh, I've been all over town
trying to find a cheaper tile

163
00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,775
that'll work, but I know that
the one I picked is perfect.

164
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And then, I got so distracted
thinking about how right I was,

165
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that I drove onto the front lawn
of the library.

166
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Maybe let Adam have this one.

167
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In the marriage book
I'm reading, a little late--

168
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I said it before you could--

169
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they say the best gift
you give yourself

170
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is the one you give
your partner.

171
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Yeah, I'm not doing that.

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I mean,
this is my first big idea

173
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for Burns Brothers, you know?

174
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And how we handle this
is gonna decide

175
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how we handle everything else.

176
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I don't know,
the tile

177
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is a great idea
Adam hasn't recognized yet.

178
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Ugh, husbands are weird.

179
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Last night, Don handed me
a bunch of biscuit crumbs

180
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from his pocket and asked me
to reverse engineer it.

181
00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,252
Like Jurassic Park,he said.

182
00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,820
[scoffs] You know, when
we were first married,

183
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I had to convince Adam
of everything.
Oh.

184
00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,564
But you know, I'd just keep
explaining how what I wanted

185
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was a good idea until
he realized he was wrong.

186
00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:01,611
[chuckles softly]

187
00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,918
Like that tricycle painting.

188
00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,747
He didn't want it, and now,

189
00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,531
he loves it as much as I do.

190
00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:11,578
Are you sure he loves it?

191
00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:14,319
Oh, yeah.
[laughs]: Okay?

192
00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:17,801
I mean, sometimes
I catch him staring at it,

193
00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:21,936
shaking his head, wondering
how he could've been so wrong.

194
00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,373
You'll wear him down eventually.

195
00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,418
I believe in you.I don't have time.

196
00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:29,726
I mean, every day we own
that house, we're losing money.

197
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,119
We got to keep things moving.

198
00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:33,338
You're making this
way too complicated.

199
00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,818
He's a guy.

200
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:38,169
You know what to do. Sex him up.

201
00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:39,519
If you don't want to do it,
that's fine.

202
00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:40,911
Just don't have a backsplash.

203
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,696
No backsplash? Well...

204
00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:44,524
Huh, better go shave my legs.

205
00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,713
Hey.

206
00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:05,022
Hey.

207
00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:08,417
So,

208
00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:13,683
Lowell took the kids
to the movies.

209
00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:19,210
So it's just you and me.

210
00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:28,437
I think I dripped
a little salsa on that arm.

211
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,439
I like it, señor.

212
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,615
It makes you spicy.

213
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,793
Okay, well,

214
00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,622
I guess you're not
mad at me anymore.

215
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,843
Well, if you're talking
about the flip house,

216
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,627
we both want the same thing.

217
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,630
Right? To make the most money
when we sell it.

218
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,893
Which is why

219
00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:53,505
I really think...

220
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,638
Hmm.

221
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,075
...we need...

222
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:04,865
[whispers]:
...that gorgeous Peruvian tile.

223
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,432
Ha! There it is.

224
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,870
Okay, I'm onto you.What?

225
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,654
You're using sex
to get your way?

226
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:16,703
Ooh, I want to be mad at you,
but I just can't. What...

227
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,530
Come on, honey.

228
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:22,491
I-I... I really think the
tile is the way to go.

229
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:26,060
Just, I just want you
to trust me on this.

230
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,714
What do you say?

231
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,324
I...

232
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,725
Uh...

233
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:42,119
Yeah, maybe.

234
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,295
Roger that.

235
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,611
All right.

236
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,788
All right.

237
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,922
I'm glad we talked
about this.

238
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,185
Me, too.[chuckles] Yeah.

239
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,014
Now let's go upstairs,
Señor Spicy.

240
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,453
You are a good person.

241
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,893
ANDI:
Leave the chips.

242
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,860
Hey, Don.
[chuckles]

243
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,644
You are a genius.

244
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,211
[chuckles] I get that a lot.

245
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:33,475
So Andi tried to manipulate me
with sex to get that tile,

246
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,652
but I used your trick
and she gave up on it,

247
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,785
and then we still went upstairs.

248
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,004
It was just like an episode
of Sex and the City,

249
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,093
but with more laughs.

250
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,791
I wish I could've
been there to see it.

251
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,706
Just the first part,
not the gross part.

252
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,708
Hey, guys.

253
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,926
Hey.

254
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,232
Hey, there's
my pretty lady.

255
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,060
Aww. Hey, um, where do you want
the delivery guy

256
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,322
to put the Peruvian tile?

257
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,063
What?

258
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:59,022
I didn't approve that.
I said, "Yeah, maybe."

259
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,024
Right. The "yeah"
meant you approved

260
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,505
and the "maybe" meant, "only if
I thought it was a good idea,"

261
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,550
which I did.
You know what, I'll just,

262
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,769
I'll just have him
take it around back.

263
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:07,988
[stammers]

264
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,820
Don't look at me,
you did it wrong.

265
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,778
I told you to say,
"Maybe, yeah."

266
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:19,782
No, you said, "Yeah, maybe."

267
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,088
I would never say "yeah, maybe"

268
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,567
because "yeah, maybe"
means yeah.

269
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,960
Everyone knows that.

270
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,789
You know why
you like biscuits so much?

271
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,399
'Cause that's what your brain
is made of.

272
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,061
Thanks to you, this whole thing
just got ten times worse.

273
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,238
Now I have to tell Andi no
when she thinks I told her yes.

274
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,763
She's really not gonna like
my tone on that.

275
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:44,938
So let her have the tile.

276
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,070
I can't do that.

277
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,724
This is our first
work disagreement, okay?

278
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,682
How this plays out
sets a precedent

279
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,684
for our whole
working relationship.

280
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,948
She needs to respect me
as her boss.

281
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,385
I don't see that happening.

282
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,475
Look, I know the tile
is a little thing,

283
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,085
but this is what happened
at home.

284
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,261
I gave in on little stuff,
next thing I know,

285
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,611
she's driving the bus.
This is my bus,

286
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,832
I get to drive it!
Hey, hey.

287
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,617
It's our bus.
We're Burns Brothers, remember?

288
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,836
We're partners.

289
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,795
That's right.

290
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,188
That's right,
you're her boss, too,

291
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,148
but she's not your wife,
so you can say no to her

292
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,585
and it's no big deal.
What do you say?

293
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,196
Maybe, yeah.

294
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,590
All right, well,
you think about it.

295
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,420
Wait a minute,
that does work!

296
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,774
Andi, we need
to talk.

297
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,254
Okay, what's up?

298
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,604
I'm gonna stop you
right there.

299
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:46,390
Look, Adam's not your only boss,
I'm your boss, too.

300
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:49,263
And as such, I'm saying no
to that Peruvian tile.

301
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:53,267
So you can box it up
and send it all back to Peruvia.

302
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,704
Peru.

303
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:58,402
Pretty sure I'm right.

304
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,623
Anyway, it's not happening.
The answer's no.

305
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,234
Done talking, final answer, no.

306
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:08,804
Okay, you're the boss, but, uh,
can I ask you something?

307
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,329
Did, uh, did Adam
put you up to this?

308
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,201
What?

309
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,594
Adam doesn't tell me what to do.

310
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:20,120
Yeah. I bet he told you
to do this.

311
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,905
And he didn't even ask you
how you felt about it, did he?

312
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,167
He did not.

313
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:31,958
I mean, would a brother treat
a brother that way in Peruvia?

314
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,177
He would not.

315
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,966
Hey, guys.

316
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,973
Andi and Don would like me
to tell you

317
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,539
that they don't like your tone.

318
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:54,328
She already turned you?
You weak-minded fool.

319
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,460
I didn't do anything.

320
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,027
He doesn't like
your tone, either.

321
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,204
Oh, it's got nothing to do
with my tone, okay?

322
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,119
You just don't like
hearing the word no.

323
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,512
[scoffs]

324
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,908
Okay, fine,

325
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,866
I don't like hearing no,
especially when I'm right.

326
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,521
Ha, I knew it! My tone is great.

327
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,524
In the morning, animals gather
around me like I'm Cinderella.

328
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,482
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

329
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,049
You're wasting your time.
He doesn't listen.

330
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,485
I tried to teach you
"yeah, maybe"

331
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,270
to get you out of this jam,
but you screwed it up.

332
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,402
Well, you did it again!
You just said, "Yeah, maybe."

333
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,664
No, I said "maybe, yeah."

334
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,493
This guy.

335
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,757
Tell you what, Don and Lowell
both work with you,

336
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,760
so raise your hand
if you think Adam

337
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,675
doesn't always listen
to your ideas.

338
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:38,938
[scoffs]

339
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:44,378
[scoffs]
I'm not seeing any hands.

340
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:47,511
All I'm saying is
consider the possibility

341
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:50,297
that you don't always
recognize a good idea.

342
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,953
Like the tricycle painting you
didn't want and now you love.

343
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,261
[chuckles] I love?
Yeah.

344
00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,523
I hate that painting.

345
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,134
What?

346
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,266
I knew that. I knew he
didn't like the painting.

347
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,964
I've been playing
both sides on this one.

348
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,621
But I convinced you I was right.

349
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,797
What? You didn't convince me
of anything.

350
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,060
You outlasted me.

351
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,148
You're like the

352
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,846
Everlasting Gobstopper
of arguing.

353
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,457
But it's poignant.

354
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,850
It's got nothing
to do with us.

355
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,417
Whenever someone new
comes over the house,

356
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,635
they look at that painting
and they say,

357
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,202
"Oh, do you collect
tricycles?

358
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,075
"Uh, did your grandfather
invent the tricycle?

359
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:32,469
"What's-what's, what's with
the weird tricycle?"

360
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,384
I finally lied
and just started saying

361
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,517
it's a tricycle
because we have three kids.

362
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,910
That is why
it's a tricycle!

363
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,480
Oh.

364
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,221
Yeah. I still hate it.

365
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,137
I just wish I would've
stuck to my guns,

366
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,486
like I'm doing
with your fancy tile.

367
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,662
Yeah, well, I'm sticking
to my guns, too.

368
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:54,230
Well, then I don't know
what to do.

369
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:57,016
Well, I don't know
what to do either.

370
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,845
Hey, here's an idea.

371
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,412
Let's make a fancy backsplash
out of that painting.

372
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,935
Kill two birds.

373
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,329
[chuckles] Oh, yeah?
I got two birds for you.

374
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:12,031
Very nice.
You have children!

375
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,429
All right.

376
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,779
I had a lot of time
to think in there,

377
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,172
thanks to Lowell's jambalaya.

378
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:26,349
Here's the thing.

379
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,221
I like working together.

380
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,092
You're a
great designer

381
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,226
and you look smoking hot
in a hard hat.

382
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,839
That's a good opening line,
I'm listening.

383
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,363
Honey, our marriage
means everything to me,

384
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,453
but in business you need
a boss who has final say

385
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,455
or it's chaos.

386
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,240
I get that.

387
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,155
Just like here at home,
where you get the final say,

388
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,634
which makes sense

389
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:54,116
because you care about the kids
way more than I do.

390
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:58,164
I love them,
but their stories are so boring.

391
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,469
Okay, so what do you suggest?

392
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,341
I mean, you were
in there for a while

393
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,864
so I know you have a plan.

394
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:06,172
Yeah, okay, all right,
here's my offer.

395
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,305
You get to pick where
you want to drive the bus.

396
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:12,003
Now, you can keep
driving it here at home,

397
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,745
or you can start
driving it at work.

398
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,312
But before
you answer,

399
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,748
you should know
that, last week,

400
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,142
when I was supposed to take
the kids to the dentist,

401
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,362
we got lost and just went
to Dairy Queen.

402
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:25,147
That's the opposite
of the dentist.

403
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:29,020
Okay, I'm...

404
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,587
I'm gonna stick with home.

405
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,502
Great, and I will
stick with work.

406
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:35,592
And from now on,
I will watch my tone

407
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:38,160
when I say things like this:

408
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:42,295
Darling, love of my life,
I already returned the tile.

409
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:47,038
Okay, that's your call
and I respect that.

410
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,780
Great. So are we good?

411
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,347
Yeah, we're good.

412
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,612
So, what do you
want to do now?

413
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,049
Well... [clears throat]

414
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,313
I was thinking...
Yeah?

415
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,532
...we could watch some
Sex and the City.

416
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,012
Really?

417
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,927
Yeah, Carrie's got problems.

418
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,233
Mr. Big won't commit!

419
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,502
Morning, Lowell.
Morning.

420
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,417
I've decided to move back
to my apartment.

421
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,897
Are you sure?
You're-you're welcome to stay.

422
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,422
Oh, h-how about this,
stay through the week,

423
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:26,513
and then we'll do a big send-off
after Fried Chicken Friday.

424
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:29,298
No, it's too much.

425
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,387
First you're fighting,
then you're fooling around,

426
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,867
then it sounds like
you're fighting,

427
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,347
but I can't tell the difference.

428
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,306
You heard us?

429
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,656
The guest room shares a wall
with the master.

430
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,702
I might as well
be in there with you.

431
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,359
Well, that's
new information.

432
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,491
We've had a lot of people
stay in that guest room.

433
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,972
Maybe that's why we never got
another exchange student.

434
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,669
Oh.

435
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:57,108
I have to ask you,
who is Señor Spicy?

436
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,762
All right.

437
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,286
He has a lovely
singing voice.

438
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,026
Yeah, good luck to you.
See you later.

439
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,863
Hey, what are
you doing?

440
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,517
I'm taking it down.

441
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,737
I don't want you to be unhappy
in your own living room.

442
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,348
No, you can leave it up there.

443
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:22,046
I've kind of gotten
used to it,

444
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,266
like your extra long middle toe.

445
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,703
Hey, that's good luck.

446
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,403
But about the painting,
thank you,

447
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,665
You're welcome.

448
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,754
But if I ever kill something
with a big head,

449
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,799
it's going up there.

450
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,715
Maybe, yeah.

451
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,283
Okay, it's settled.

452
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,893
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