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♪♪

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Every ten years,
Jormungandr,

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the great snake
that encircles the earth,

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releases his tail and
threatens to destroy the planet.

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I have numerous
science-based questions.

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Unless the chosen
"Champion of Earth"

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can defeat him and his barbarian
minions in combat.

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I am that champion.

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-[all] Ooh!
-One day

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I'll have
to pass the torch

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to the next
Champion of Earth.

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Which of you will it be?

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Webby? Huey? Louie?

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Webby?

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You're saving my name
for last, right?

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For dramatic effect?

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Yes. That.

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The truth is, none of you
are ready to fight just yet.

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I'm only bringing you along
to prepare you for the future.

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Why are you trusting us
with that

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and not Donald and Mom?

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Because you are
the new generation.

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Also, I don't trust
Donald and Della

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to cooperate on a jigsaw puzzle,

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much less the fate
of the universe.

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Gird yourselves
for the most treacherous,

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gritty, solemn fight
we have ever faced.

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Launchpad,
fly into that rainbow.

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Ooh. Pretty.

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[both gasp]

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Is that a barbarian

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with a battle-ax?

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They found a way
to make rainbows better!

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Welcome to Valhalla.

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All right,
you saturnine snake,

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let's do this.

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This is the best day.

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♪ Life is like
A hurricane ♪

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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪

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♪ Racecars, lasers
Airplanes ♪

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♪ It's a duck blur ♪

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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪

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♪ Or rewrite history ♪

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♪ Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Every day they're out there
Making Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Tales of derring-do
Bad and good-luck tales ♪

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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ D-D-Danger lurks behind you ♪

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♪ There's a stranger
Out to find you ♪

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♪ What to do? ♪

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♪ Just grab on
To some Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Every day they're out there
Making Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Tales of daring bad
And good ♪

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♪ Not pony tales
Or cotton tales ♪

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♪ No, Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪

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So let me get this straight,

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you're going to fight a snake

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that's 1000 times
bigger than you?

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Don't be silly.

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He transmogrifies
into a snake-man-beast first.

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Yeah. Sure. Of course.

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-[distant chanting]
-What's that rhythmic chanting?

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A fierce Norse
incantation

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meant to summon
the beast.

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Hey, check it out.

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"Jormungandr vs. Scrooge"
T-shirts.

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Hmm. Merchandising.

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Guess Louie knows
what Louie's doing today.

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The ancestral
Norse fighting pit.

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[crowd cheering]

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Whoa! It's wrestling!

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[all]
This is awesome!

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This is awesome.

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So these guys just copied
professional wrestling?

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No, this tournament is as old
as the earth itself.

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Wrestling copied
all this stuff from them.

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A flashy fight
with flamboyant costumes

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where you get cheered
by adoring fans?

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Oh, I am Deweying it!
What could go wrong?

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You could be pummeled senseless

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under a two-ton terror,

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every bone broken

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while the world literally
cracks in two.

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And they will
love me for it.

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[announcer]
Introducing the chairman
of the V.W.E.,

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our beloved underdog,

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a man-snake of the people,

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-Mr. Jormungandr!
-[hisses]

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[all cheering]

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-We love you!
-You're the best!

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Thank you, thank you.

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I can't tell you
how honored I am

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to be here fighting for you,

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the fallen warriors
of Valhalla.

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You all died gloriously
in battle,

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and now everyone on Earth will
have the chance to join you,

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here, once we defeat
Team Earth.

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This is Rumble for Ragnarok 100!

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[hard rock music blasting]

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Whoo-hoo!

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As always,
this will be

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a best-of-three
tournament.

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Our greatest fighters
will face off

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against the gilded greed-monger,

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the hated hoarder,

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the infamous Millionaire Miser.

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Wait, who's he talking about?

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Wish me luck,
laddies.

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-All right, pay up.
-[crowd boos]

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[announcer]
Look at that!

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The Miser is collecting
back taxes.

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Guys, I'm starting to think that
Scrooge isn't the good guy here.

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Yeah, Jormungandr is
the baby-faced people's champ

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that everyone loves.

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Scrooge is playing the role
of villainous heel.

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I watch a lot of wrestling
while I fly.

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-Wait, "while"?
-That's ridiculous.

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Uncle Scrooge is the greatest
hero of all time.

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Huh, I guess not everyone
thinks so.

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[grunts]

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Oops.

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Dibs on announcing!

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He's going to need my help.
Good thing I have

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my Junior Woodchucks
Sports Commentary Badge.

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Greetings, sports fans.

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Today's spirited match
is shaping up

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to be an enthusiastic--

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Are you ready
to Ragna-rock!

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[crowd cheers]

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This is the first
of three matches.

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The first to pin
their opponent wins.

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Up first,
representing Team Valhalla,

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we have the Hammer
from Kraghammer,

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The legendary Strongbeard!

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[crowd cheers]

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Wow, folks.

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It seems anyone
that possesses

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one of Strongbeard's hairs

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becomes impossibly strong.

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Wait, how did you
know that?

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Just calling it
like I sees it.

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Wrestling!

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And here we go.

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[crowd]
Fear the beard!

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You cannot let them
talk to you this way.

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-You're the hero.
-Lad, it's all right.

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What matters is that I'm doing
the right thing.

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[sobs]

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Give me a handout.

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I'm the richest duck
in the world, and you're not.

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[laughs]

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-Huh?
-And here we see

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the use of a curious
technique.

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An acupuncture pressure point,
perhaps,

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or some kind of sedative
neck massage?

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Uh-oh. The Miser's got
Strongbeard in an unbreakable

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Penny Pincher hold.

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What's he going to do?

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And the Miser
fell for a beard fake!

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Aah!

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Disqualified for illegal
beard magic.

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[crowd boos]

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[laughs]

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I am so confused.

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Uh-oh, looks like the Miser
absorbed some beard energy.

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[Scrooge yells and grunts]

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[grunts]

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-[bell rings]
-Whoo!

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-[all booing]
-Wow.

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Millionaire Miser with
the incredible comeback win.

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Scores a point for Team Earth.

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[all booing]

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You're cheering
the wrong guy.

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Scrooge has saved the world
countless times,

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and your guy is the minion
of a giant dragon man.

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Dewey, look out!

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Ugh! Oh, my blasted back.

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Sorry.

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It's all right, lad.
We got the first win.

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But it looks like you kids
are going to have to take over

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sooner than I thought.

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[booing and jeering]

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Okay, Jormungandr has agreed

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to let a tag team
take my place.

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He is such a good guy.

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Ugh!

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Which of you two
will fight for me?

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Me!

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[Scrooge]
Obviously Webby.

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Huey doesn't understand
wrestling at all,

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and I don't know
where Louie is.

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He's probably scared
and devastated

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from seeing you get hurt.

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[Louie]
Get your "Scrooge gets hit
with a chair" T-shirts here.

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Relive Chairmageddon
as a shirt.

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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[grunts]

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Well, I guess Webby

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will have to fight
alone then.

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But I'm ready for this.

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Come now, lad.

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They hate us out there.

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I'm not sure
you can handle this.

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You're right.
I can't handle this.

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But Champ Popular can.

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My impossible-to-hate
hero persona,

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guaranteed to turn "Boo"
into "Whoo, Dewey, we love you!"

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Okay, you're still unsure.

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But wait till you see
my special touch.

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Get it? Champ Pop-ular?

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This will definitely
win them over.

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Yes, lad. Great.

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Oh, I believe in you.

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Do all the fighting
and make sure he doesn't die.

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On it.

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[crowd cheering
and clapping rhythmically]

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Okay, you've got this.

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Smile. Be charming.
Win them over.

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And win the match,
save the world.

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Blah, blah, blah...

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Suplex, duplex,
sleeper hold.

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Okay, I think I've finally got
a hold of this wrestling thing.

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Awesome. Just in time
for the tag-team round.

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Wait, they're playing tag now?
Man!

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Introducing Valhalla's new
favorite hero,

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the irresistible,

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the simply dapper,

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the impossibly cool,

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Champ Popular!

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[crowd boos]

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-Ha-ha!
-Ah!

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He's throwing lollipops
because he thinks we're suckers!

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No! They're delicious!

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Stop the Pop!

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[all, chanting]
Stop the Pop!

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[Louie]
Stop the Pop!

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Get your "Stop the Pop"
shirts right here.

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How did you know what character
I'd come up with

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and already make T-shirts
against him?

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I've known you
my whole life.

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I kind of knew
how this would play out.

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[crowd jeering]

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[Launchpad]
Champ Popular? Ha!

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More like Champ Unpopular.

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This crowd is really
giving it to him.

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Yeah, more like,
Champ Population zero friends...

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in Friendtown.

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Someone call
the census bureau.

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Oh!

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[woman]
We hate you now!

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Next up, Champ's tag-team
partner, the Pink Predator.

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The Marauder of McDuck Manor.

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Hi, I'm Webby.

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This'll be a tough match, kids.
Let's talk strategy.

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[Launchpad]
And now, from Niffleheim,

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weighing in at a combined
10,000 shrieking undead souls...

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Hecka and Fenrir.

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Oh, come on,
this is what you like?

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00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,540
A creepy goth
and her pet dog?

260
00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:04,540
[crowd, chanting]
Hecka, yeah! Hecka, yeah!

261
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,880
Are you folks ready
for a game of tag grappling?

262
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,080
Some wham-bam-slams?

263
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,080
-I don't know!
-Whoo!

264
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,750
[bell rings]

265
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,380
[yelling]

266
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,880
[Huey]
With all those head pops,

267
00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:25,789
it looks like Champ Popular
is more like Champ Popcorn.

268
00:11:25,789 --> 00:11:28,539
He'd "butter" do something fast.

269
00:11:28,539 --> 00:11:30,119
[crowd, chanting]
You're the worst!

270
00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:32,669
You're the worst!
You're the worst!

271
00:11:32,669 --> 00:11:35,539
You know his thing is lollipops,
not corn, right?

272
00:11:35,539 --> 00:11:37,829
But I have all these
corn puns.

273
00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:39,829
You don't have to try
to make it sound great.

274
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:40,999
It already is.

275
00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:43,619
[grunting]

276
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,249
Ah!

277
00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:56,919
Don't let the crowd
get to you lad.

278
00:11:56,919 --> 00:11:58,419
Embrace the boos.

279
00:11:58,419 --> 00:11:59,709
Be the bad guy.

280
00:11:59,709 --> 00:12:01,249
No, I can win them over.

281
00:12:01,249 --> 00:12:02,619
I can make them love me.

282
00:12:06,289 --> 00:12:07,999
Ah! Tag Webby!
Tag Webby!

283
00:12:11,329 --> 00:12:12,829
Leave Champ alone.

284
00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:15,749
Oh, is that all you got?

285
00:12:15,749 --> 00:12:18,619
I thought you were supposed
to be great warriors.

286
00:12:18,619 --> 00:12:21,329
Get the Hecka out of here!

287
00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:23,879
Attagirl.
Embrace your inner heel.

288
00:12:23,879 --> 00:12:25,709
I don't know her.

289
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,459
What? That's not fair.
He didn't tag in.

290
00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:36,919
That's cheating.

291
00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,579
[chanting]
Cheaters! Cheaters!

292
00:12:38,579 --> 00:12:40,079
Now you say it.

293
00:12:41,749 --> 00:12:44,209
-[gasps]
-[growling]

294
00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:45,959
[squeals]

295
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:48,419
Oh, you're so
dangerous and cute.

296
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,709
I just want to pet
your little belly.

297
00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:50,919
[laughs]

298
00:12:50,919 --> 00:12:52,459
Oh, that's good.

299
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:53,789
The crowd likes
the dog-lover angle.

300
00:12:53,789 --> 00:12:55,579
-Keep going.
-No, Webby. It's a trap.

301
00:12:55,579 --> 00:12:56,959
[growls]

302
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,789
-[Webby screams]
-Uh-oh.

303
00:12:58,789 --> 00:13:00,789
A classic "who's a good boy?"
gambit.

304
00:13:00,789 --> 00:13:02,539
I don't understand
anything,

305
00:13:02,539 --> 00:13:04,499
and nothing I say
makes any sense.

306
00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:06,999
Wait, am I the Launchpad here?

307
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,829
That's it. I know what I have
to do to win...

308
00:13:11,829 --> 00:13:12,879
-Great.
-...them over.

309
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,379
No!

310
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,959
No one loves dogs
more than Champ Popular.

311
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,419
Who's a good boy?

312
00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:20,419
Does the good boy
want a snackie-poo?

313
00:13:20,419 --> 00:13:22,579
-[crowd screams]
-See? He likes it?

314
00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:24,749
[man] What are you doing?
You can't give candy to a dog.

315
00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:26,749
-What are you? A dummy?
-[growls]

316
00:13:26,749 --> 00:13:28,749
Uh...

317
00:13:28,749 --> 00:13:30,619
Hyah! Hyah!

318
00:13:31,789 --> 00:13:32,829
Pin him!

319
00:13:32,829 --> 00:13:34,829
Whoa, back from the dead,

320
00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:36,379
for the queen of the dead.

321
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:37,749
Webby takes out Fenrir

322
00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:39,289
and sets up Champ Popular
for the pin.

323
00:13:39,289 --> 00:13:40,829
[crowd, chanting]
Stop the Pop!

324
00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:44,209
Stop the Pop!
Stop the Pop!

325
00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:45,749
Hey, can you wear this
in the ring?

326
00:13:45,749 --> 00:13:47,039
It'll really up my sales.

327
00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:48,879
[woman]
You're the worst!

328
00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:50,289
-You'll never be a hero.
-No, please. I--

329
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:51,619
Don't listen, lad. Look out!

330
00:13:53,829 --> 00:13:54,999
[snarls]

331
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,619
[bell rings]

332
00:13:58,619 --> 00:14:00,619
[all cheer]

333
00:14:00,619 --> 00:14:03,459
Oh, Team Ragnarok
gets the comeback win.

334
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:05,669
Looks like they've got
the momentum now.

335
00:14:05,669 --> 00:14:08,289
But don't worry, Team Earth,
it's not the end of the world...

336
00:14:08,289 --> 00:14:09,579
-[rumbling]
-Ah!

337
00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:11,709
Yet!

338
00:14:17,329 --> 00:14:18,749
[crowd cheering]

339
00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:20,789
-[whistles]
-[snarls and pants]

340
00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:27,879
[booing]

341
00:14:27,879 --> 00:14:29,209
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on.

342
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:30,789
Let's take it easy
on the poor guy.

343
00:14:30,789 --> 00:14:32,709
It's not his fault
he's a puny mortal

344
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,879
with a toxic personality.

345
00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:38,039
So it looks like Team Earth
made it to the final round.

346
00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:42,539
Which means you all get
what you've been waiting for.

347
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:44,829
The main event!

348
00:14:44,829 --> 00:14:47,039
-[cheering]
-I know you're all disappointed

349
00:14:47,039 --> 00:14:50,669
about how lackluster
Earth has been this year,

350
00:14:50,669 --> 00:14:53,879
so I have a special treat
for all adoring fans.

351
00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:58,789
I challenge Earth
to a battle royale!

352
00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:00,789
[all cheering]

353
00:15:00,789 --> 00:15:02,419
-He wants to fight a king?
-No.

354
00:15:02,419 --> 00:15:05,999
It means he's taking on
all of Team Earth!

355
00:15:05,999 --> 00:15:07,879
If you get knocked out
of the ring,

356
00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:09,039
you stay out, folks.

357
00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:11,709
And the first to get a pin,
wins.

358
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:15,709
Challenge accepted,
you showboating basilisk.

359
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:18,789
My family is ready
to take whatever you've got.

360
00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:21,169
Right, guy...

361
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,709
I will be right back.

362
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:24,709
Stall.

363
00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:28,209
Listen up, Miser,
I'm just a humble,

364
00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:30,959
noble snake-man
of the people

365
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:33,959
who's fed up with your ruthless
reign of greed.

366
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:36,539
Excuse me,
Mr. Jormungandr.

367
00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:37,829
Big fan.

368
00:15:37,829 --> 00:15:39,169
If you would like a fight,

369
00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:41,119
allow me to introduce you
to this fist.

370
00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:42,749
Her name is Lady Haymaker.

371
00:15:42,749 --> 00:15:44,879
And, of course, also,
her country cousin,

372
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:46,709
the Duchess of Whaling.

373
00:15:48,919 --> 00:15:49,789
[whimpering]

374
00:15:52,579 --> 00:15:55,669
I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge.
I just...I can't do it.

375
00:15:55,669 --> 00:15:57,709
I know, lad.
It's okay.

376
00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,829
No, I can't, and--
Wait, it's okay?

377
00:15:59,829 --> 00:16:01,539
Isn't this the part
where you tell me,

378
00:16:01,539 --> 00:16:03,829
"Of course you can, lad.
I believe in you."

379
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:07,209
Doing the right thing
is not always easy or popular.

380
00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:10,209
Not everyone is cut out
to be the Champion of the Earth.

381
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:12,039
-But what about the fight?
-I called in backup

382
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,709
as soon as you had
to take over.

383
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,329
I mean, it is the fate
of the Earth.

384
00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:18,919
Well, that made me feel
even worse.

385
00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:21,669
And lastly, I'll use
the dust of your bones

386
00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:22,999
as sweetener in my tea.

387
00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:24,879
Thank you for your time.

388
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:28,619
-[crowd booing]
-Too far!

389
00:16:29,829 --> 00:16:31,829
We warriors of Valhalla

390
00:16:31,829 --> 00:16:33,669
aren't scared of you.

391
00:16:33,669 --> 00:16:36,789
It's not me who
you should be scared of.

392
00:16:36,789 --> 00:16:38,879
Ha!

393
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:40,289
What a surprise, folks.

394
00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:42,669
Te Millionaire Miser's Maid.

395
00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:46,169
Shield Maiden.

396
00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:48,289
The only thing I'm going
to clean today is your clock.

397
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:49,459
[bell rings]

398
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:58,249
Shouldn't you be
announcing the fight?

399
00:16:58,249 --> 00:16:59,919
I can't do this.

400
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,499
I thought I was smart enough
to handle anything

401
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:02,749
this adventure had
to throw at me,

402
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,790
but I'm just embarrassing
myself.

403
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,120
Yeah, me too.

404
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,420
I know we're supposed

405
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,330
to take over for Scrooge
one day,

406
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,960
but do you ever wonder if
maybe we're not cut out for it?

407
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,210
[loud rumbling]

408
00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:18,000
The world is about to end!
We need to do something!

409
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,710
I can't do it.
They hate me.

410
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,540
And I don't understand
wrestling.

411
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,790
What? Just roll with it.

412
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,830
You don't have to understand
something to love it.

413
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:28,670
Say literally the first thing
that comes to mind.

414
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,880
Be LP.

415
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,170
Be Launchpad?

416
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,710
And you. I've known you
my whole life.

417
00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:37,920
I know how this plays out.
You're a hero.

418
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,250
So go save the world.

419
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,920
Let's do this.

420
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,120
I don't know.

421
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,880
Let's Dewey this?

422
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,880
-I'm in.
-[bell rings]

423
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,710
[grunting]

424
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,170
Hyah!

425
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,120
Webbigail!

426
00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:03,500
[Launchpad]
Oh, Webby and Mrs. Beakley
have been eliminated.

427
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,710
I'll shed your skin for you--

428
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:09,750
-[back cracks]
-Ah!

429
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,960
Whoa. In a completely
unexpected twist,

430
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,750
the announcer was Captain Crash
this whole time.

431
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,670
What's Jormungandr
going to do now?

432
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,790
[both scream]

433
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,920
Oh, he did that.
That was smart.

434
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,250
[rumbling]

435
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,790
[crowd, chanting]
Jormungandr!

436
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:31,000
[clapping rhythmically]

437
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,580
Jormungandr!

438
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,040
[hisses]

439
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,380
[snarls]

440
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,750
I guess you forgot

441
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,960
about the Pop
that never stops,

442
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,210
no matter how hard it is.

443
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,420
Your catchphrases are forced.

444
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,790
That's just how I Dewey it.

445
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,790
Wow, and in a stunning
turn of events,

446
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:55,960
Champ Popular is back
to bite the snake that bit him.

447
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,250
[all booing]

448
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,540
They hate you.
You should give up.

449
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,000
I don't care.
But you do.

450
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,920
Pfft, I don't care at all.
Why should I?

451
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:17,420
I'm the most popular hero in all
the land and for all time!

452
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,880
[laughs]

453
00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:36,540
The Pop never stops.

454
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,000
You see how easy
this is for me?

455
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,080
I don't even
have to use my hands.

456
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,790
[boos and jeers]

457
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:50,380
Ooh, looks like Jormungandr's
losing the crowd.

458
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,750
This is not the Norse way.

459
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,080
[whimpering]

460
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,880
What are you doing? Cheer me.

461
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,170
I am your hero.

462
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,790
[barks]

463
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,170
[Strongbeard]
Young one.

464
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,750
[yells]

465
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,580
Oh, my!

466
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:26,880
Dewey's absorbed
that beard energy.

467
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,620
[yells]

468
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:51,330
[grunting]

469
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,710
[bell dings]

470
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:03,830
[all cheer]

471
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,000
All I can say is,
this is...

472
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,830
Awesome.

473
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:12,290
Until next time,
Champ Popular.

474
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:25,620
A true people's hero.

475
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,330
You showed real grit
in there, lad.

476
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,620
I'm proud of you.

477
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,040
Thanks, Uncle Scrooge.

478
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,670
But why are you whispering?

479
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:37,080
So I can get close
and do this!

480
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,960
What's this?
The Millionaire Miser

481
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,500
has turned
on his own nephew.

482
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,830
He's stolen the belt.
What a heel!

483
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:47,750
Ha-ha! That's right.

484
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:51,380
Unless Champ Popular
thinks he can stop me.

485
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,750
[laughs]

486
00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:00,460
♪ There goes my hero ♪

487
00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:07,250
♪ There goes my hero ♪

488
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:10,000
♪ Into the night ♪

489
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,420
♪ To the stars
And the mountain climb ♪

490
00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:16,920
♪ Never to spoil for a fight ♪

491
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:23,000
♪ There's always a mountain
To climb ♪

492
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:29,750
♪ But the family
Always will fly ♪