1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:03,156 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:08,327 --> 00:00:10,496 I'm Johnny, the brains of the outfit. 3 00:00:10,499 --> 00:00:13,713 And I'm his twin brother, Randy, the handsome one. 4 00:00:13,716 --> 00:00:17,287 And we got ahead by building furniture. 5 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:18,792 For your feet. 6 00:00:18,795 --> 00:00:20,103 Welcome to our 7 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:22,118 "Ottoman Empire." 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,879 This show is so dumb. 9 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,169 You could always turn off the telly. 10 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:28,250 The remote's way over there. 11 00:00:30,195 --> 00:00:32,119 Oh, forget it. 12 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,829 Any big plans for today? 13 00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:38,039 Thought I'd move to the big TV in a few hours. 14 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,540 You know... (belches) 15 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,646 Aahh! Do we have any more Pep? 16 00:00:45,649 --> 00:00:48,143 You've got six full cans right here. 17 00:00:48,146 --> 00:00:49,560 I only like that first sip. 18 00:00:49,563 --> 00:00:52,611 Peak carbonation. Never mind, I'll call Beakley. 19 00:00:52,614 --> 00:00:54,613 Oh, man, my phone's dead. 20 00:00:54,616 --> 00:00:55,879 Guess I gotta buy a new one. 21 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,539 Just charge it. 22 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,289 Eh, this one's three months old anyway. 23 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,378 Who cares? We're rich. 24 00:01:01,381 --> 00:01:04,089 No. I'm rich. 25 00:01:04,092 --> 00:01:07,329 That's it, laddie. You are coming to the office 26 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:09,960 to learn the value of a hard day's work. 27 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,250 Whatcha doin'? 28 00:01:23,253 --> 00:01:26,308 - I'm not breaking in, you're breaking in. - Busted. 29 00:01:26,311 --> 00:01:30,020 You think I put glitter on my top-secret notebooks just because it's pretty? 30 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,642 Well, sure, it's a perk, but... 31 00:01:31,645 --> 00:01:33,621 I'm sorry. I was just looking 32 00:01:33,624 --> 00:01:35,379 for information about my family. 33 00:01:35,382 --> 00:01:38,136 You shoulda asked. What do you want, shoe sizes, 34 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:40,192 horrible dark secrets known only to your Uncle Scrooge 35 00:01:40,194 --> 00:01:41,879 that could change the fate of the world as we know it? 36 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,380 - What do you know about my mom? - (gasps) 37 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,919 What do you know about your mom? 38 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,419 Uncle Donald just told us she was gone. 39 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:53,722 The only thing we have of her is this photo. 40 00:01:53,725 --> 00:01:55,004 Photographic evidence! 41 00:01:55,007 --> 00:01:57,459 I've gotta add it to my Della Duck file. 42 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:59,789 You have a whole file on my mom? 43 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:02,379 Seriously? This is it? 44 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:05,289 I've been looking into her for years, but there's nothing. 45 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:08,709 No photos, no records. No one even talks about her. 46 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:11,936 One time, a piece of junk mail with her name on it showed up at our door, 47 00:02:11,939 --> 00:02:14,444 and a day later, Scrooge bought the post office, 48 00:02:14,447 --> 00:02:17,577 and I never saw our mailman again. 49 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,579 Maybe he retired? 50 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:22,419 Bad things happen to people who ask about Della Duck. 51 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,460 So who are we gonna ask? 52 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:28,273 ♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪ 53 00:02:28,276 --> 00:02:30,605 ♪ Here in Duck Burg ♪ 54 00:02:30,615 --> 00:02:33,474 ♪ Race cars, lasers, airplanes ♪ 55 00:02:33,477 --> 00:02:36,066 ♪ It's a duck blur ♪ 56 00:02:36,069 --> 00:02:39,068 ♪ Might solve a mystery ♪ 57 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:41,360 ♪ Or rewrite history ♪ 58 00:02:41,363 --> 00:02:43,822 ♪ Duck Tales Whoo ooh ♪ 59 00:02:43,825 --> 00:02:47,324 ♪ Every day they're out there making Duck Tales ♪ 60 00:02:47,327 --> 00:02:49,246 ♪ Whoo ooh ♪ 61 00:02:49,249 --> 00:02:52,795 ♪ Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales ♪ 62 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:56,301 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 63 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,381 _ 64 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,879 You have arrived at your destination. 65 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,738 Be back at 6:00, Launchpad. 66 00:03:05,741 --> 00:03:09,543 We've a long, hard day of work ahead of us. 67 00:03:10,594 --> 00:03:12,230 Gotcha, Mr. McD. 68 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,232 Thanks for letting us tag along, Uncle Scrooge, 69 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:18,734 but I suddenly very much have to use the bathroom. 70 00:03:18,737 --> 00:03:22,277 Oh, and I will show you where to go to that place. 71 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,079 Oh, no, you don't. 72 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,960 (bell dings) 73 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:33,329 What is this place? 74 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:36,079 The private library of Scrooge McDuck. 75 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,240 If there's info about your mom, it's in here. 76 00:03:45,670 --> 00:03:47,499 Go away, Webby. 77 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,777 For the last time, Mr. McDuck's archives 78 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,347 are strictly off-limits. 79 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:53,954 Except to his family. 80 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:55,587 Meet Dewey Duck. 81 00:03:57,460 --> 00:04:00,169 Behold, heir of Clan McDuck, 82 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:02,749 the Archives! 83 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,539 (bell dings) 84 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:05,580 (gasps) 85 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,670 The money! 86 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:19,864 You want me to count the gold? 87 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:21,309 Can we go out and spend some gold 88 00:04:21,312 --> 00:04:23,028 to make sure it doesn't expire? 89 00:04:23,031 --> 00:04:25,254 There's more to money than just money. 90 00:04:26,286 --> 00:04:28,546 Gold is a beautiful thing, 91 00:04:28,549 --> 00:04:31,678 but even something as small as a dime can have meaning. 92 00:04:31,681 --> 00:04:32,721 For instance... 93 00:04:34,247 --> 00:04:37,857 Are you out of your head? You'll crack your skull open. 94 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,659 But you swim in money all the time. 95 00:04:39,662 --> 00:04:43,243 Yes, but I worked hard to perfect that skill, 96 00:04:43,246 --> 00:04:45,763 building muscles and dexterity. 97 00:04:45,764 --> 00:04:49,263 If you want something, you work hard to get it. 98 00:04:49,264 --> 00:04:52,433 SECRETARY: Mr. McDuck, the board is here to see you. 99 00:04:52,434 --> 00:04:54,360 We don't have a board meeting today. 100 00:04:54,363 --> 00:04:56,013 No matter. Come, lad. 101 00:04:56,014 --> 00:04:59,244 Welcome to the fast-paced world of business. 102 00:05:00,104 --> 00:05:01,933 As you know, revenues are down 103 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,473 in our international markets... 104 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:07,933 Dawson, Lillehammer, Eldorado, and Culebra. 105 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:09,513 We feel that... 106 00:05:09,514 --> 00:05:11,553 Shut up, everyone. I've done something brilliant. 107 00:05:11,554 --> 00:05:13,843 Ah, Gyro. Gyro Gearloose, 108 00:05:13,844 --> 00:05:15,973 my head of research and development. 109 00:05:15,974 --> 00:05:18,358 - I'm sorry, but we... - Apology accepted. 110 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,536 Now try to keep up with my mind-numbing genius. 111 00:05:20,539 --> 00:05:24,408 Gyro, what did we say about interacting with other people? 112 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,933 The cards. Fine. 113 00:05:26,934 --> 00:05:30,303 "Hello, Mr. McDuck, and others. 114 00:05:30,306 --> 00:05:32,309 Are you tired of all those single-use gadgets 115 00:05:32,312 --> 00:05:34,231 cluttering up your junk drawer? 116 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,265 What a mess. 117 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,374 There's got to be a better way!" 118 00:05:37,377 --> 00:05:39,547 Meet Lil' Bulb, the tiny, 119 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:41,511 all-purpose robot that does it all. 120 00:05:41,514 --> 00:05:43,223 Wait, what does it do? 121 00:05:43,224 --> 00:05:45,303 It all. 122 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:47,457 Lil' Bulb is an artificially intelligent 123 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:48,803 personal robot helper. 124 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:51,303 He can make toast, find your keys, 125 00:05:51,304 --> 00:05:53,893 serve as a book light for your late-night reading. 126 00:05:53,894 --> 00:05:57,603 You'll never have to do anything yourself again. 127 00:05:57,604 --> 00:06:00,393 Mm-hmm. And how do you ensure this one 128 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:03,103 won't achieve sentience and turn evil like all the others? 129 00:06:03,104 --> 00:06:06,013 Only half my inventions turn evil. 130 00:06:06,014 --> 00:06:08,794 The other half are just wildly misunderstood. 131 00:06:08,797 --> 00:06:10,086 (buzzing) 132 00:06:10,089 --> 00:06:11,249 What's it doing? 133 00:06:13,014 --> 00:06:14,616 Waving. It likes you. 134 00:06:16,054 --> 00:06:17,843 Request denied. 135 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,393 (sighs) 136 00:06:20,394 --> 00:06:23,650 Keep at it, Gyro. I know you'll come up with something great. 137 00:06:23,653 --> 00:06:25,303 Lil' Bulb is something great. 138 00:06:25,304 --> 00:06:27,067 I'll show you. I'll show you all! 139 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:30,572 And maybe wait until you're out of the room to say that next time. 140 00:06:30,575 --> 00:06:32,905 A robot that does everything for you? 141 00:06:32,908 --> 00:06:34,643 How could you say no to that? 142 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,577 Part of hard work is knowing how to work with others. 143 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:40,223 My board are the only people cheaper than I am. 144 00:06:40,224 --> 00:06:43,224 I trust them completely to make good financial decisions... 145 00:06:43,227 --> 00:06:45,088 Indeed. Which is why we've called this meeting 146 00:06:45,091 --> 00:06:47,377 to discuss cutting your unnecessary spending 147 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,683 here at the Money Bin. 148 00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:51,053 Unnecessary?! 149 00:06:51,054 --> 00:06:52,489 I'm Scrooge McDuck. 150 00:06:52,492 --> 00:06:55,426 I don't spend one penny more than I need to. 151 00:06:55,429 --> 00:06:58,051 It's says here you're spending $15 million 152 00:06:58,054 --> 00:07:00,393 on magical defense. 153 00:07:00,394 --> 00:07:02,520 Do you have any idea 154 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,473 how many vengeance curses I have on my head? 155 00:07:05,474 --> 00:07:07,933 Think I'm just gonna go 156 00:07:07,934 --> 00:07:09,974 and get a drink. Yeah. 157 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:14,433 The Collected Treasure Maps of Peruvia. 158 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,166 The Topographical Atlas of Plain Awful. 159 00:07:17,169 --> 00:07:20,473 Scrooge's Favorite Smells, Volume 12. 160 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:23,013 Fresh cookies. I knew it. 161 00:07:23,014 --> 00:07:24,542 Focus, Webby. 162 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,683 We're here to find out about Della Duck. 163 00:07:26,684 --> 00:07:29,933 So the blue one seeks to learn of his past. 164 00:07:29,934 --> 00:07:33,103 But is he strong enough to learn the truth? 165 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,343 Yes. 166 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:38,180 Wrong! You must first prove yourself worthy 167 00:07:38,183 --> 00:07:40,764 by passing the trials! 168 00:07:42,075 --> 00:07:43,654 (coughing) 169 00:07:43,657 --> 00:07:46,053 This is my new favorite library. 170 00:07:46,054 --> 00:07:47,434 (bell dings) 171 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,659 A dollar ten? 172 00:07:51,662 --> 00:07:53,974 Who keeps dimes on them anymore? 173 00:08:00,532 --> 00:08:02,724 Sweet. Scrooge has an emergency dime. 174 00:08:06,184 --> 00:08:08,343 I'll pay you back later. 175 00:08:08,344 --> 00:08:10,933 But how do you justify spending $5,000 176 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:13,303 on a velvet pillow for a dime? 177 00:08:13,304 --> 00:08:16,763 That dime deserves its own velvet pillow. 178 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,824 It's my number-one dime. 179 00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:21,513 The first dime I ever earned. 180 00:08:21,514 --> 00:08:24,082 I was a young shoe shine in Glasgow 181 00:08:24,085 --> 00:08:27,431 when a man came in, his boots cemented in mud. 182 00:08:27,434 --> 00:08:31,973 I worked and worked until those boots sparkled. 183 00:08:31,974 --> 00:08:36,603 In return, he gave me an American dime. 184 00:08:36,604 --> 00:08:40,343 That dime inspired me to move to America 185 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:42,553 and find my fortune. 186 00:08:42,554 --> 00:08:45,956 It means more to me than every bit of bullion 187 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,788 in my Money Bin. 188 00:08:47,791 --> 00:08:49,297 (slurping) 189 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,803 (gulps) Uh... 190 00:08:50,804 --> 00:08:53,511 I gotta go. Bye. 191 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,013 Gotta get the dime, gotta get the dime! 192 00:08:56,014 --> 00:08:57,344 (sighs) 193 00:08:58,344 --> 00:09:00,394 (panting) 194 00:09:02,892 --> 00:09:04,512 (music playing over headphones) 195 00:09:06,434 --> 00:09:08,223 No, no, no, no... 196 00:09:08,224 --> 00:09:09,800 (bell dings) 197 00:09:09,803 --> 00:09:11,341 57? 198 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,424 Oh, boy. 199 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:16,029 (panting) 200 00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:20,370 Come on! 201 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:27,393 Hey. Wait. The dime! 202 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:28,934 Ahh! 203 00:09:35,224 --> 00:09:37,270 Okay. Easy. 204 00:09:37,273 --> 00:09:40,143 Break in, grab the dime, sneak back downstairs, 205 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,224 Oh, maybe stop at the vending machine. 206 00:09:50,014 --> 00:09:51,514 Well, I'm dead. 207 00:09:54,521 --> 00:09:56,973 WOMAN: Today we're gonna teach you how to pick a lock. 208 00:09:56,974 --> 00:09:59,912 First you need a small, thin object, like a dime. 209 00:09:59,915 --> 00:10:02,053 If I had that, I wouldn't need the video! 210 00:10:02,054 --> 00:10:04,263 No, don't switch to an ad. 211 00:10:04,264 --> 00:10:06,013 This week on Ottoman Empire, 212 00:10:06,016 --> 00:10:08,841 we're working on an ottoman for Flintheart Glomgold. 213 00:10:08,844 --> 00:10:10,603 He wants an ottoman with storage 214 00:10:10,604 --> 00:10:12,053 by this afternoon! 215 00:10:12,054 --> 00:10:14,761 (laughs) They're never gonna get that ottoman 216 00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:17,440 tufted in time. Focus! 217 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:24,393 Aw, there's gotta be a better way. 218 00:10:24,394 --> 00:10:27,977 Fools! They'll rue the day they overlooked us, Lil' Bulb. 219 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:30,531 Ding! Wait, hold the elev... 220 00:10:32,104 --> 00:10:33,553 (groans) 221 00:10:33,554 --> 00:10:35,896 So what do you know about my mom? 222 00:10:35,899 --> 00:10:37,404 Was she really an adventurer? 223 00:10:37,407 --> 00:10:40,912 Silence! Behold your first test. 224 00:10:40,915 --> 00:10:45,223 You must decipher the ancient and mysterious code within. 225 00:10:45,224 --> 00:10:47,550 Yes! I love codes! 226 00:10:47,553 --> 00:10:49,433 Dewey, you start with a Number Shift Cipher 227 00:10:49,434 --> 00:10:51,420 while I try a Monoalphabetic Substitution. 228 00:10:51,423 --> 00:10:53,862 Pretty sure this is just a library card catalogue. 229 00:10:53,865 --> 00:10:55,081 Mystery solved. 230 00:10:55,084 --> 00:10:57,190 Oh, yeah? If it's just a card catalogue, 231 00:10:57,193 --> 00:11:00,143 then how does it know your name? 232 00:11:00,144 --> 00:11:02,014 Come on! 233 00:11:08,894 --> 00:11:10,103 (panting) 234 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,183 Hey, Gyro Gearloose. 235 00:11:12,184 --> 00:11:14,103 If this is about the Gearloose Magnetic backpack, 236 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:16,143 I specifically said they should not be used 237 00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:18,223 as school bags. Blathering blatherskite, 238 00:11:18,224 --> 00:11:20,443 one teen gets stuck to a moving school bus. 239 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:21,539 No, no, no, no, no. 240 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,743 Louie Duck, Scrooge's super-rich nephew. 241 00:11:26,104 --> 00:11:28,183 Keep talking... sir. 242 00:11:28,184 --> 00:11:30,412 I can't believe Scrooge and that tired old board of his 243 00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:32,716 didn't see the potential in Lil' Bulb here. 244 00:11:32,719 --> 00:11:35,899 I'd love to invest, but I'm gonna need 245 00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:37,437 to test this little guy out first. 246 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,681 Do you mind if I borrow him for the afternoon? 247 00:11:39,684 --> 00:11:41,823 Anything you say, rich nephew. 248 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,553 Lil' Bulb, you be good. 249 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:45,881 Don't you rise up against your masters. 250 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,267 Ha ha. Just a little robot humor. 251 00:11:52,894 --> 00:11:55,763 Wait. I need to go... up! 252 00:11:55,764 --> 00:11:58,553 (imitating Scrooge) Put in a hard day's work. 253 00:11:58,554 --> 00:12:01,183 I think I'm so much smarter than... 254 00:12:01,184 --> 00:12:02,933 Louie! Where have you been? 255 00:12:02,934 --> 00:12:04,393 Trying to get out of work again. 256 00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:06,218 What? No. 257 00:12:06,221 --> 00:12:07,890 I just, um... 258 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,731 filled up my notepad with all that precious business wisdom, 259 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:12,606 so I went to go find another. 260 00:12:12,609 --> 00:12:14,343 Good lad. 261 00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:17,181 You're free to take as many pads as you want. 262 00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:18,877 Or are we not allowed to use those either, 263 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,643 ye penny-pinching buzzards?! 264 00:12:20,644 --> 00:12:21,981 No, but really. 265 00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:24,721 Make sure to use the front and back of every page. 266 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,104 And write small. 267 00:12:29,224 --> 00:12:31,013 And that's how you unlock a door. 268 00:12:31,014 --> 00:12:33,763 - Good job, Louie. - (buzzing) 269 00:12:33,764 --> 00:12:36,612 Finding one specific dime in this mess 270 00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:38,683 is gonna be a pretty big job. 271 00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:40,304 You better get to it. 272 00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:49,473 It's, like, a dime. Ah, you'll find it. 273 00:12:49,474 --> 00:12:52,027 Ready to put your feet up, Mr. Glomgold? 274 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,603 You call this an ottoman? 275 00:12:53,604 --> 00:12:55,456 It does not even have my face on it. 276 00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:56,498 Do it again! 277 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:59,054 (laughing) 278 00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:23,682 In order to gain knowledge from the Archives, 279 00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:26,643 one must first offer up knowledge. 280 00:13:26,644 --> 00:13:27,779 Look, Quackfaster. 281 00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:30,891 Normally I would be super-into a mysterious conspiracy quest. 282 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,393 But couldn't you at least give me 283 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,303 a tiny piece of information on my mom? 284 00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:36,843 Dewey, don't question the ancient methods. 285 00:13:36,844 --> 00:13:37,901 I'm just saying, 286 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,681 these are feeling a little less like trials, 287 00:13:39,684 --> 00:13:41,263 and a little more like stalling. 288 00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:45,053 It is not for us to understand the ways of the Archives. 289 00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:47,473 That is literally your job. 290 00:13:47,474 --> 00:13:49,263 I'm out. She doesn't know anything. 291 00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:52,343 No. None shall leave once the Trials are undertaken. 292 00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:55,643 There are those who would destroy you for the knowledge you seek. 293 00:13:55,644 --> 00:13:58,643 (whispers) Just like the mailman. 294 00:13:58,644 --> 00:14:00,893 Who's gonna destroy me? Scrooge? The government? 295 00:14:00,894 --> 00:14:02,263 The Unicorn Illuminati? 296 00:14:02,264 --> 00:14:03,083 Me. 297 00:14:03,086 --> 00:14:04,233 - Wait. - What?! 298 00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:11,033 GLOMGOLD: You expect me to put my feet up on my own face, you loons? 299 00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:12,763 Do it again! 300 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,013 I used to hate this show, but now, I kinda love it. 301 00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:16,894 It's like every ottoman tells a story. 302 00:14:18,684 --> 00:14:20,303 Hey, you found it. 303 00:14:20,304 --> 00:14:22,304 Great job... little buddy. 304 00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,769 (shrieking) 305 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:35,103 If you can find me 3,000 gallons of silver polish for cheaper, 306 00:14:35,104 --> 00:14:37,053 I'd love to hear about it! 307 00:14:37,054 --> 00:14:38,723 This is getting us nowhere. 308 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,683 If you won't make your own cuts, 309 00:14:40,684 --> 00:14:42,946 then we're forced to fire staff at the Bin to save money. 310 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,511 The obvious choice is the archivist. 311 00:14:45,514 --> 00:14:47,857 Fire Quackfaster?! Never! 312 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,933 For 50 years, that woman's level-headedness 313 00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:52,933 has kept my archives secure and orderly. 314 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,362 You disrespect the Archives, 315 00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:58,473 you shall become one with the Archives! 316 00:14:58,474 --> 00:14:59,747 This isn't working. 317 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,012 Here. Knowledge is the greatest weapon of all. 318 00:15:02,015 --> 00:15:03,444 _ 319 00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:13,013 Fine. Quackfaster stays. 320 00:15:13,014 --> 00:15:15,763 But Gyro is definitely unnecessary. 321 00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:17,473 Are you insane?! 322 00:15:17,474 --> 00:15:19,917 Gyro Gearloose is one of the most brilliant minds 323 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,149 of our time. 324 00:15:24,514 --> 00:15:26,204 You miserable piece of rust. 325 00:15:26,207 --> 00:15:28,183 I am man, you are machine. 326 00:15:28,184 --> 00:15:30,723 Do as I command or I will pull your plug. 327 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,603 Aaah! He's turned against me. 328 00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:35,144 He's sucking up all the dimes. Help, help! 329 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,014 Oh. 330 00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:45,603 If you're going to fire all the employees, 331 00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:48,143 why don't you just go ahead and shut the whole Bin down? 332 00:15:48,144 --> 00:15:50,433 You do have a perfectly good office downtown. 333 00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:53,401 Do you really need a Money Bin? 334 00:15:57,353 --> 00:15:58,844 I think we lost her. 335 00:15:58,847 --> 00:16:00,261 Foolish child. 336 00:16:00,264 --> 00:16:02,181 You do not know what you think you know. 337 00:16:02,184 --> 00:16:03,785 I don't know anything, 338 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,828 and it's really frustrating! 339 00:16:08,224 --> 00:16:09,602 - Louie! - Louie, over here. 340 00:16:09,605 --> 00:16:10,946 (screams) 341 00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:12,263 Uh, never mind. 342 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,378 Look, a distraction. 343 00:16:19,394 --> 00:16:22,053 Lazy Tuesday was an afternoon of TV. 344 00:16:22,054 --> 00:16:25,473 Hard working was giant robot attack. 345 00:16:25,474 --> 00:16:27,219 Great life lesson, Scrooge. 346 00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:38,103 No! 347 00:16:38,104 --> 00:16:39,513 You are not evil. 348 00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:41,553 You are good, Lil' Bulb. 349 00:16:41,554 --> 00:16:43,514 Good. 350 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,343 You cannot get rid of the Bin. 351 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:09,830 You may think they're crackpots and weirdos, 352 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,832 but they're the ones who push innovation, 353 00:17:11,835 --> 00:17:15,741 and creativity, and spur this company ever forward. 354 00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:20,053 Just a little malfunction. 355 00:17:20,054 --> 00:17:22,723 Definitely not evil. 356 00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:24,970 Look, they're all mad as loons, and if you fire them, 357 00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:27,103 they're definitely going to seek revenge. 358 00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:29,001 All in favor of keeping the Bin 359 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,391 and everyone in it far away from our offices. 360 00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:32,564 ALL: Aye! 361 00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:36,264 No!! 362 00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:43,474 Come on! 363 00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:51,474 (panting) 364 00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:55,143 No. No, no, no, no, no! 365 00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:57,264 Mine, mine. Wait! Wait, wait, mine! 366 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,513 Of course. 367 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,603 Book throw, book throw. 368 00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:06,053 Throwing books. 369 00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:07,553 This is our last book. 370 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,013 Make it count. 371 00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:10,723 What are you doing? 372 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,933 Don't come any closer, or the book gets it. 373 00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:15,303 I will crease this corner, man, 374 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,723 so back off. 375 00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:18,803 Tell me about my mom. 376 00:18:18,804 --> 00:18:20,913 Why don't you see for yourself? 377 00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:23,553 This is it. This is it! 378 00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:25,723 This is... 379 00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,500 nothing. 380 00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:30,950 Wait. I've seen that number before. 381 00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:32,803 Follow me. 382 00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:34,803 Just a dime, just a dime. 383 00:18:34,804 --> 00:18:37,514 Oh, a quarter! Wait, there it is. 384 00:18:38,974 --> 00:18:41,183 Oh, I know what went wrong. 385 00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:43,013 This is a 75-watt bulb. 386 00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:44,893 Lil' Bulb's only built for 50. 387 00:18:44,894 --> 00:18:47,480 Ha ha, he just went a little mad with power. 388 00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,144 Whoa, what the... 389 00:18:59,878 --> 00:19:02,427 So you write me a check or... 390 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:03,723 (growls) 391 00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:05,103 A pleasure as always. 392 00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:06,603 I'll be in my office if you need me. 393 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,076 Please don't need me. 394 00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:11,271 I don't understand. 395 00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:13,013 It should be here somewhere. 396 00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:15,343 Wait. These books. 397 00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:16,843 They're all out of order. 398 00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:19,263 Quackfaster's a lot of things, but she's not sloppy. 399 00:19:19,264 --> 00:19:20,496 QUACKFASTER: Use your training. 400 00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:22,617 The most valuable knowledge must be learned. 401 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,409 Okay, how much of this is about us doing your work for you? 402 00:19:25,412 --> 00:19:28,742 About 50%. 403 00:19:37,604 --> 00:19:39,453 Curse me kilts! 404 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,764 Come on, come on, you got this! 405 00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:07,643 Oh, there you are. 406 00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:09,332 (panting) I can't catch my breath. 407 00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:10,439 Don't be so dramatic. 408 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,681 A little work never killed anybody. 409 00:20:12,684 --> 00:20:16,055 Okay, here goes. Ow! 410 00:20:16,058 --> 00:20:18,397 What is up with this stupid library? 411 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,104 COMPUTER VOICE: McDuck family DNA recognized. 412 00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:27,216 Wow! 413 00:20:34,014 --> 00:20:35,803 Mom... 414 00:20:35,804 --> 00:20:37,689 Why would this stuff be hidden? 415 00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:40,803 - I gotta show Huey and Louie. - Wait. What's this? 416 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:44,171 DEWEY: "Scrooge, I've taken the Spear of Selene. 417 00:20:44,174 --> 00:20:46,303 I'm sorry. Della." 418 00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:48,843 Wait, what did she take? Why is she sorry? 419 00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:52,192 Did she betray your Uncle Scrooge? 420 00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:56,187 We can't tell anyone about this until we find out what it means. 421 00:20:57,054 --> 00:20:58,390 I'm proud of you, lad. 422 00:20:58,393 --> 00:21:00,171 You put in a full day at the office. 423 00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:02,761 I think you've earned this. 424 00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:04,893 You're giving me your number-one dime? 425 00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:07,025 It's not my lucky dime. 426 00:21:07,028 --> 00:21:08,893 I never let my dime out of my sight. 427 00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:10,223 That was just a decoy. 428 00:21:10,239 --> 00:21:11,473 I'm not an idiot. 429 00:21:11,476 --> 00:21:13,601 This place is full of lunatics. 430 00:21:13,604 --> 00:21:15,763 A dime sure means more 431 00:21:15,764 --> 00:21:18,351 when you have to work for it, eh, lad? 432 00:21:20,569 --> 00:21:24,028 Maybe I'll get my own velvet pillow for this baby. 433 00:21:24,031 --> 00:21:25,556 Oh, hold up. 434 00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:31,661 Noooooo!! 435 00:21:34,014 --> 00:21:35,843 Gyro creates robot. 436 00:21:35,844 --> 00:21:37,474 Robot gains free will. 437 00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,531 Robot turns on Gyro. 438 00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:45,585 Gyro controls robot. 439 00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:48,721 Gyro is robot. 440 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,424 _ 441 00:21:51,963 --> 00:21:57,758 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --